Cat Basics, week 3
Cat Basics, week 3 Indifference training
learn frum da master of indifference.
picture: Gerda in NL with kitteh Socks. lol caption: LPitt
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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Konga-Kat youlashins on yous nawt-sekkun Hoomin ob the Cookeh!
Yews onna roll today, Cookie’s Hoomin!! How’s can we sillybrate wif yu?
SPESHUL MSG FUR COOKIE’S HUMAN
Ai just googled “Ancient Hebrew Music” an this is waht ai fownd fur yoo.
http://www.baptiststandard.com/2003/2_24/pages/savae.html
This one looks interesting, though I haven’t yet explored how to find and order it.
http://www.baptiststandard.com/2003/2_24/pages/savae.html
this one seems to have music you can download to an mp3 player, which I don’t have – but I expect you do!1
http://www.savae.org/echoes1.html
this seems to be the same as the first one, but it has a purchase source.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Ancient+Herbrew+Music&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=zJI&start=10&sa=N
This one looks quite promising. This is about it. Just click on the title when you get there and it takes you to the purchase source.
There ar moat thingz there taht mite interest yoo - but yoo will hav to luk fur yurself,
Wow, Janet! You haz tapped into the mother-lode of ancient Hebrew moosik! (And iz odd, cause I thot I googled just about the same words, but my results be un-intresting. Or did I serch only Amazon.com? I duzzn’t remember whut I did now. I be listning to sum of the previews, and will try 2 figure out which to chooze.
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I finished recording the Psalms today - boy, that took 4-evah to record like 4 hours! I tried to start on Proverbs; just kept stumbling. (I found on the Psalms, the more often the word “decree” okkurred, the more I tripped over it and had to do it over.
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Tank U agin for yur help and yur effort and yur jeneral all-round kindness. May Ceeling Cat bless you and yur loved ones!
Cookie’s Human… what’s dis projeckt ur werking on? Sounds awful neet!
I iz reading the entire book of Psalms and the entire book of Proverbs (will be a total of like 6 hours on MP3), and wanted to combine it with a background moosik of ancient Hebrew style (like King david would have heard).
This be a present for a monk friend - we be going to Egypt in ten days, and will visit some of da Coptic Christian monasteries.
Iz a nice project, and fun - in a way - but az mai huzband REPEETEDLYY says to me, why duz I wait to the last minute for everything??? (am also working on two last-minute icons, too) (Should not be playing so much in ICHC sandboks these days)
I was right… Very very cool… The trip sounds great as well! Good luck!!
I wrote out whut my project iz; 15 minutes be passed, and still I duzzn’t see it. If duzzn’t show up soon, will repeeet myself - that will garantee that the first one shows up.
Yoo are verree moast welcome, Cookie’s Human. Ai doo hoep this is ov halp. an ai, too, am wayting wif brethless anticipashun fur yur projekt too appeer.
*shouts* HEY!!!! WP. COFF IT UP!!!!
Mite halp?
An now ai must off an luk up sum thingz fur Maus!!!
(this is reelee fun fur mee - an ai am lerning a lot!!)
concatumacashuns HoC…get it…hoc…hairball…
ai sorree…
[heddesk]
lessee, yu spoesed to be offir dwink an danse? rite?
Ai thynk is dwink, danse, tewna, hot choklatte and cookys, where kitteh getta chuzze between drynkin da choklatte ur spilling it ova hummun’s kompua keyburd.
hai tkl.
seamz yew haz teh massykistik streek..? mowz fowkz letz ebberee buddee elz du teh heddesk 4 dem!
Mai givadammer is borkd.
Ah hatez wen dat happen!
lol…. Ai don’t…. kinda releeving.
LOL! Ai dint hab a naem fur it befoar — but nao ai noe mai givadammer iz awlsew berry offen on teh fritz… an ai jus doan kaer.
I werked wid a fellow who kept his ‘gibbachitz’ in his leff lower eyelid. We noe dis because he’d often reach up wiff poynter finner and pull down teh left lower eyelid an sez “See any gibbachitz?”
mebbeh juss nead noo battreez??
i dun get it.
teh kitteh’s not impwessed wif teh toys [YAWWWNNN]
das kawse the kitteh musta sniffed, it determined der wuz no nomming value (no flavur) and sed toheckwidit. Give it a schmear in tuna joose and things mite change.
Three sympul steppes tew increes inturest:
1. Payst doll with chewna juice
2. Rolle doll in katnip
3. Mayk sammun sushi rolle intu doll’s hat
Yeah, yeah, toys, rite…..Wut else u gots? Catnip mouse? Fether an bell on a stick, a ball, maybe? Cmon - u can do better dan dis……
skrincht up powzt it noetz, skrincht up lottree tikkitz;shapwin liszts - mai howz am full ov skrincht up awl sawtz!! mai kittehz kum runnin @ teh sown of teh paypurr skrinchin moar dan teh sown ov teh kibbulz pakkit rattlin!!
Wun ov mien tew, speshly dose krinklee “windoes” frum envlopes.
Owr Russhin Bloo kitteh taikes munnees, espeshully dollar billses, adn putts dem inna hims wadder boewl;
hims luuves tu soak Q-typs awlsoe;
adn teh teenee tinee lil papures peeps uses tu kleen der eiseglasses-
hims stiks dem inna wadder az wel
Ai aks hims alla tyme: “Wye yu duz dis??”;
butt hims woant admyt tu nuffin……
Maybe he’s munnee lawndering?
Hmmmmm, Ai hafta aks hims iyf mebbee hims wil gibb me a loann!!!
Indifference unit test grade: A+. For extra credzit: busily lick hindquartersez
so troo & so politely xpressed.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@cheezburgers fur U
nom!
iffn onlie mai grades were this eezee. ai hates teh writin uv the papers. majer PLEH reportin foar doody, naow isle jus go pertend aim nawt here an wryte teh stoopy paper.
Iffn onle idd. I haetz papers also.
Oh Ay amz alife. I juz has teh kollege tings 2 do n kollege mus b nawt sekund.
Hao iz all mai cheezpeepz?
Ohai Klolzz! Welcum baks! Wut R u doing up so laet? Oar R u up berree berree erly?
Berree Laet. I no kans catch teh z’s. Mabi they is 2 fast 4 meh?
But I trai again soon. I just be checkin up on mai cheezfrenz,
Seein wat i been missin.
I haz a happi tho cause i haz onli 6 weeks left till exams b done.
Den I goes for selebrashuns wit mai frenz n stuffs.
Did u trying sum nies warm milkees? Insomneah be teh PLEH!
Best ov luk wif ur exams!
Yo, thousand lolz, howzyeraz?
O hai SnE. Am ok but sleepeh.
Ben missen mai cheezfrenz.
But hab tings ah needed 2 do.
Kittehs
thankee 4 teh advise.
Insomneah is teh big pleh.
tink cielingcat created it as a funneh.
Him hab sense ob humor.
Look at goggies n teh platapus.
Warm milkees maeks me feel funneh.
Milk onli good when cold.
I be okai soon.
Sleep coem when it coems.
Nao I’m sleepeh.
Nite Cheezfrenz.
I c’s u soon I hoap.
ttfn klolz cotch sum zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs
Klolzz! yu is bak! aize missd yu…
{{{{{{{{klolzz}}}}}}}
an best uv luk to boff uv us wif teh kollij!
Klolzz, yew shore “kollege mus b nawt sekund”
rly? o noe… mai disheartashun, Ai ben dewinit wrong!
(onlee haz wun moar yeer, tew.)
majer majer majer symathees!!!!!
Papers is teh biggess stoopy there is!!! Skool wud be sew gr8 wifout teh papers… lecturs and exams not so bad, if you ax mee. Papers tho… they’s teh werst!!!!
{{{{kitsunerina}}}} here’s sum hawt chowklit for yew while yew wryte teh ebil paper…. take a brake and l00k at teh kyoot kittehs wen yew needz a brakie… jus make sure yew dun go SPLORT!! (dat wont help teh stoopy paper git dun…)
dehpapers is wen de teachers lissen to you. dey hope you have ideasn tsuff.
yesh…. i knowz….. but dey is so stressful!!! deys make mee want to hide under mai blankee wif my kitteh
I tink ai’ll do dis now, axshully
nite fwends…
Well nite to evrywon
K
naw, is just a buncha bs… kuz mai braynes MT uv idears. nawt a problim tho, is onlie 3/4 uv mai grade dis semestr.
ai has two pages! onlie two moar to go!
Apathy cat is apathetic
*luks arownd.
Nobody heer?
Oh, boi!!! I gots deh playgrownd awl 2 maisef.
Wut 2 do? wut 2 dew?
I think I going 4 a walk and lukking around dhis plais.
*Wanderz ober to d’Beaker labs. Luks admiringlee at teh grand entrance.
Oh, dhis b a nise plais. I ben in heer a cupla tymz, but I habn’t seen awl uv it.
*opunz door adn walks into lobby. It be three storeez high wif large
*glass panelz letting in lots ov lite.
Ennybuddy heer? Hulllooooo!!!???
Guess Pd’B wentinged home.
*walkz down deh long hawlway lukking in doorz.
*Seez lotz uv strange luking spearmintz.
*takez elbator 2 secund floor. (Oar first floor 4 dose ub u in TTI)
*Not so much lite here. wokz down hall adn arownd corner.
*Bumpz in2 sumfing.
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Oh, hai Igor. How ya dewin?
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Igor sez, “mfzt grsnd wlmpt klprg.”
Mii? oh, i just lukking arownd.
Wut u mean I kant go no furver?
I just lukking.
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*Igor pix up mj adn trowing her bak in elavator.
*klonk
Ow!! Igor!! U not habbing 2 dew taht!
*Pushes down button in elevador.
*Elevator door opuns in basement.
*mj getz out and sees a lite shining frum under a door waaaaaaay
*down at teh end uv deh hawlway.
*wokz keerfullee down hawl. Peekz threw keehole.
*seez lab bench wif lotz uv electronicz instruemintz wif flashing
*litez and dig it al reed owtz.
*gentlee pushez door. it opunz sloooooowwwwwlllleeeeeeee.
cweenmj? cweenmj? Iz gettin wurried bout u. U didn open da
door at end ub hallway in basement, did u?
Oh, Hai booklion, C’meer. U gotta see this!!
*enterz deh rum keerfullee lukking at awl deh
*instrumintz. Dehy r awl connectinged 2 a big green box
*wif buttunz adn dialz on deh frunt.