Cat Basics, week 3
Cat Basics, week 3 Indifference training
learn frum da master of indifference.
picture: Gerda in NL with kitteh Socks. lol caption: LPitt
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Konga-Kat youlashins on yous nawt-sekkun Hoomin ob the Cookeh!
Yews onna roll today, Cookie’s Hoomin!! How’s can we sillybrate wif yu?
SPESHUL MSG FUR COOKIE’S HUMAN
Ai just googled “Ancient Hebrew Music” an this is waht ai fownd fur yoo.
http://www.baptiststandard.com/2003/2_24/pages/savae.html
This one looks interesting, though I haven’t yet explored how to find and order it.
http://www.baptiststandard.com/2003/2_24/pages/savae.html
this one seems to have music you can download to an mp3 player, which I don’t have – but I expect you do!1
http://www.savae.org/echoes1.html
this seems to be the same as the first one, but it has a purchase source.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Ancient+Herbrew+Music&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=zJI&start=10&sa=N
This one looks quite promising. This is about it. Just click on the title when you get there and it takes you to the purchase source.
There ar moat thingz there taht mite interest yoo – but yoo will hav to luk fur yurself,
Wow, Janet! You haz tapped into the mother-lode of ancient Hebrew moosik! (And iz odd, cause I thot I googled just about the same words, but my results be un-intresting. Or did I serch only Amazon.com? I duzzn’t remember whut I did now. I be listning to sum of the previews, and will try 2 figure out which to chooze.
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I finished recording the Psalms today – boy, that took 4-evah to record like 4 hours! I tried to start on Proverbs; just kept stumbling. (I found on the Psalms, the more often the word “decree” okkurred, the more I tripped over it and had to do it over.
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Tank U agin for yur help and yur effort and yur jeneral all-round kindness. May Ceeling Cat bless you and yur loved ones!
Cookie’s Human… what’s dis projeckt ur werking on? Sounds awful neet!
I iz reading the entire book of Psalms and the entire book of Proverbs (will be a total of like 6 hours on MP3), and wanted to combine it with a background moosik of ancient Hebrew style (like King david would have heard).
This be a present for a monk friend – we be going to Egypt in ten days, and will visit some of da Coptic Christian monasteries.
Iz a nice project, and fun – in a way – but az mai huzband REPEETEDLYY says to me, why duz I wait to the last minute for everything??? (am also working on two last-minute icons, too) (Should not be playing so much in ICHC sandboks these days)
I was right… Very very cool… The trip sounds great as well! Good luck!!
I wrote out whut my project iz; 15 minutes be passed, and still I duzzn’t see it. If duzzn’t show up soon, will repeeet myself – that will garantee that the first one shows up.
Yoo are verree moast welcome, Cookie’s Human. Ai doo hoep this is ov halp. an ai, too, am wayting wif brethless anticipashun fur yur projekt too appeer.
*shouts* HEY!!!! WP. COFF IT UP!!!!
Mite halp?
An now ai must off an luk up sum thingz fur Maus!!!
(this is reelee fun fur mee – an ai am lerning a lot!!)
concatumacashuns HoC…get it…hoc…hairball…
ai sorree…
[heddesk]
lessee, yu spoesed to be offir dwink an danse? rite?
Ai thynk is dwink, danse, tewna, hot choklatte and cookys, where kitteh getta chuzze between drynkin da choklatte ur spilling it ova hummun’s kompua keyburd.
hai tkl.
seamz yew haz teh massykistik streek..? mowz fowkz letz ebberee buddee elz du teh heddesk 4 dem!
Mai givadammer is borkd.
Ah hatez wen dat happen!
lol…. Ai don’t…. kinda releeving.
LOL! Ai dint hab a naem fur it befoar — but nao ai noe mai givadammer iz awlsew berry offen on teh fritz… an ai jus doan kaer.
I werked wid a fellow who kept his ‘gibbachitz’ in his leff lower eyelid. We noe dis because he’d often reach up wiff poynter finner and pull down teh left lower eyelid an sez “See any gibbachitz?”
mebbeh juss nead noo battreez??
i dun get it.
teh kitteh’s not impwessed wif teh toys [YAWWWNNN]
das kawse the kitteh musta sniffed, it determined der wuz no nomming value (no flavur) and sed toheckwidit. Give it a schmear in tuna joose and things mite change.
Three sympul steppes tew increes inturest:
1. Payst doll with chewna juice
2. Rolle doll in katnip
3. Mayk sammun sushi rolle intu doll’s hat
Yeah, yeah, toys, rite…..Wut else u gots? Catnip mouse? Fether an bell on a stick, a ball, maybe? Cmon – u can do better dan dis……
skrincht up powzt it noetz, skrincht up lottree tikkitz;shapwin liszts – mai howz am full ov skrincht up awl sawtz!! mai kittehz kum runnin @ teh sown of teh paypurr skrinchin moar dan teh sown ov teh kibbulz pakkit rattlin!!
Wun ov mien tew, speshly dose krinklee “windoes” frum envlopes.
Owr Russhin Bloo kitteh taikes munnees, espeshully dollar billses, adn putts dem inna hims wadder boewl;
hims luuves tu soak Q-typs awlsoe;
adn teh teenee tinee lil papures peeps uses tu kleen der eiseglasses-
hims stiks dem inna wadder az wel
Ai aks hims alla tyme: “Wye yu duz dis??”;
butt hims woant admyt tu nuffin……
Maybe he’s munnee lawndering?
Hmmmmm, Ai hafta aks hims iyf mebbee hims wil gibb me a loann!!!
Indifference unit test grade: A+. For extra credzit: busily lick hindquartersez
so troo & so politely xpressed.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@cheezburgers fur U
nom!
iffn onlie mai grades were this eezee. ai hates teh writin uv the papers. majer PLEH reportin foar doody, naow isle jus go pertend aim nawt here an wryte teh stoopy paper.
Iffn onle idd. I haetz papers also.
Oh Ay amz alife. I juz has teh kollege tings 2 do n kollege mus b nawt sekund.
Hao iz all mai cheezpeepz?
Ohai Klolzz! Welcum baks! Wut R u doing up so laet? Oar R u up berree berree erly?
Berree Laet. I no kans catch teh z’s. Mabi they is 2 fast 4 meh?
But I trai again soon. I just be checkin up on mai cheezfrenz,
Seein wat i been missin.
I haz a happi tho cause i haz onli 6 weeks left till exams b done.
Den I goes for selebrashuns wit mai frenz n stuffs.
Did u trying sum nies warm milkees? Insomneah be teh PLEH!
Best ov luk wif ur exams!
Yo, thousand lolz, howzyeraz?
O hai SnE. Am ok but sleepeh.
Ben missen mai cheezfrenz.
But hab tings ah needed 2 do.
Kittehs
thankee 4 teh advise.
Insomneah is teh big pleh.
tink cielingcat created it as a funneh.
Him hab sense ob humor.
Look at goggies n teh platapus.
Warm milkees maeks me feel funneh.
Milk onli good when cold.
I be okai soon.
Sleep coem when it coems.
Nao I’m sleepeh.
Nite Cheezfrenz.
I c’s u soon I hoap.
ttfn klolz cotch sum zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs
Klolzz! yu is bak! aize missd yu…
{{{{{{{{klolzz}}}}}}}
an best uv luk to boff uv us wif teh kollij!
Klolzz, yew shore “kollege mus b nawt sekund”
rly? o noe… mai disheartashun, Ai ben dewinit wrong!
(onlee haz wun moar yeer, tew.)
majer majer majer symathees!!!!!
Papers is teh biggess stoopy there is!!! Skool wud be sew gr8 wifout teh papers… lecturs and exams not so bad, if you ax mee. Papers tho… they’s teh werst!!!!
{{{{kitsunerina}}}} here’s sum hawt chowklit for yew while yew wryte teh ebil paper…. take a brake and l00k at teh kyoot kittehs wen yew needz a brakie… jus make sure yew dun go SPLORT!! (dat wont help teh stoopy paper git dun…)
dehpapers is wen de teachers lissen to you. dey hope you have ideasn tsuff.
yesh…. i knowz….. but dey is so stressful!!! deys make mee want to hide under mai blankee wif my kitteh
I tink ai’ll do dis now, axshully
nite fwends…
Well nite to evrywon
K
naw, is just a buncha bs… kuz mai braynes MT uv idears. nawt a problim tho, is onlie 3/4 uv mai grade dis semestr.
ai has two pages! onlie two moar to go!
Apathy cat is apathetic
*luks arownd.
Nobody heer?
Oh, boi!!! I gots deh playgrownd awl 2 maisef.
Wut 2 do? wut 2 dew?
I think I going 4 a walk and lukking around dhis plais.
*Wanderz ober to d’Beaker labs. Luks admiringlee at teh grand entrance.
Oh, dhis b a nise plais. I ben in heer a cupla tymz, but I habn’t seen awl uv it.
*opunz door adn walks into lobby. It be three storeez high wif large
*glass panelz letting in lots ov lite.
Ennybuddy heer? Hulllooooo!!!???
Guess Pd’B wentinged home.
*walkz down deh long hawlway lukking in doorz.
*Seez lotz uv strange luking spearmintz.
*takez elbator 2 secund floor. (Oar first floor 4 dose ub u in TTI)
*Not so much lite here. wokz down hall adn arownd corner.
*Bumpz in2 sumfing.
.
Oh, hai Igor. How ya dewin?
.
Igor sez, “mfzt grsnd wlmpt klprg.”
Mii? oh, i just lukking arownd.
Wut u mean I kant go no furver?
I just lukking.
.
*Igor pix up mj adn trowing her bak in elavator.
*klonk
Ow!! Igor!! U not habbing 2 dew taht!
*Pushes down button in elevador.
*Elevator door opuns in basement.
*mj getz out and sees a lite shining frum under a door waaaaaaay
*down at teh end uv deh hawlway.
*wokz keerfullee down hawl. Peekz threw keehole.
*seez lab bench wif lotz uv electronicz instruemintz wif flashing
*litez and dig it al reed owtz.
*gentlee pushez door. it opunz sloooooowwwwwlllleeeeeeee.
cweenmj? cweenmj? Iz gettin wurried bout u. U didn open da
door at end ub hallway in basement, did u?
Oh, Hai booklion, C’meer. U gotta see this!!
*enterz deh rum keerfullee lukking at awl deh
*instrumintz. Dehy r awl connectinged 2 a big green box
*wif buttunz adn dialz on deh frunt.
*followz cweenmj into rum.
*Luks at da grreen box wid buttuns.
Dat izzn’t side bi side ubinerves mashhen, izzit?
okai, I commin! U shur it be safe?>
uv corse!!
Pd’B wudn’t do nuffing kneefaireeus, wud he?
I dunno. Maybe kneefaireeus iz hiz middul name?
I noeing dat deh spelling heer b stranje, but I don’t b thinking he kan b spelling kneefarious wif a ‘d’.
Den I guess itz safe.
Do u tink if we pushez buttonz,
we getz nize lite show?
I fot the d wus nawt sekkund siilibull of his nawt farvest from last name, like the duh in in-duh-vijule
I think u b right booklion, it lukking like a
side by side uniberse masheen. And ir b
habbing a speciallee shaped holder rite heer.
It lookz just like teh bright shinee object
I founding teh ozzer day.
*Takez brite shineee object owt uv pokkit.
See it fitz perfectleee!
*ZZOoOONNNNKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
yew guize B kerfool wer yew stepz!!
eye heer dat Pd’B am inbeztygaytin teh nommin habitz ov teh gyunt clamshellz!!
4 whut raisinz wii du nawt noe!
teh waiz ov teh sigh ent ist am misteerie uz!!
O NOES! All da bright lites streeeming
out all aroundz us! ===
in all direkshuns!
Mi hed, itz dizzy!
*faintz
* hed goez clonkety clonk
Hold mai hand, booklion!!
Booklion!!! Wake up!!
OMG!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dreemz ob waking up into
wurld where kittehs are hyuge
and peeps r small.
Hopez itz only dreem.
cweenmj, iz dat u?
Where r we?
Itz not a dreem, booklion!! Luk at teh hyuge kittehz ebberywear.
Uh-oh. I hopez dey r not hongry.
We b mousie0size to dem.
But tehy b lukkiing frendlee.
*kitteh wokz up 2 dem and sniffez.
*den kitteh rollz on bak to play.
*mj snorgles giant kitteh belleh.
i b thinking wii b in snorgle hevven.
U r rite. Sawft n floofy.
* bounces gently up n down on
*springy kitteh belly.
Like floofy kitteh trampoline!
Wwhhheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Dis b so nice!! I lub dis plais!!
*Snorglez anuzzer kitteh.
*Dis 1 b habbing teh beeutimus green eyez.
cweenmj, Iz tinking, if wez had balloonz
or wool carpets wif us, wif dese
jinormous kittehs, we could get
enuff statikal lektricity to
solb all e’n er gy problums
in our wurld.
*wispurrz*
*if yu dunt get eletikooteded in teh process!
Das sooo tru. u spose that b wut d’Beaker
labz is working on? He 1 smart gui,
dat Pd’B. I wonderz if Pd’B will be reversing deh
musheen in deh morning and putting us
bak 2 ower werld?
cweenmj, Iz getting sleepy. I goez to sleeps
nao wif dis big gray kitteh wif purr like doze
ol vibraytin bedz. Tnonite I sleepz in Paradise!
But mebbe if u offerz yur cween tiara to
Cween ob catz, she gibs energy to our world?
Mebbe ur rite about PdB n whut he
iz wurkin on. Kittehz to sabe ur
planet.
I sleep on floofy cat nao, n waykes
up in our world?
We findz out tomorrow!
I will making deh offer.
.
Miss Cween uv the Catz, i humbly offering
u dis, mai tiara 2 u in exchange 4 teh
majic uv yer maginificentlee electric furz.
Wii not b taking deh furrz, just teh lectrix.
.
She axsepts!!!!
Sleeping well, booklion.
Adn tahnks 4 coming out 2 play wif mii.
{{{{booklion}}}}
Sleep well, Cweenmj. Yu hab
sabed our world by
bringing non-polluytin
lektrix frum ginormous
kittehs!
Tank u for inviting me on
dis adbenture.
{{{{{Cweenmj}}}}}
WUTZ NECKS???? I GOTZ TO NOES!?!?!? Comeon MJ pleeze pleeze pleeze don leeb us hangin, whad you see???
it’s Igor, GET IN THE CAR!!
Ohai jamamakitty! Did u seeing? Ai usde italiks in previus fred n nofing borked!
ai anserd yew tooo……… (ai cormfess dint quite keep mai promise, but dint bork anyfin eider)
Dat sownds ominus….
*cue spookee organ musiks*
ohai, gramma jamama! hao wuz yur dae? ai hoepz it went well?
ohai NIP!! mai day wuz gud…….. had trubbls sleepin las nite but wuz bizzee runnin cars around today sew it din’t matter. is wen ai has to sit at teh deskee awl day an trai to stay waik!!
we needs to find yew a cyoot lil avatar!!
oh agreez, but ai dunt noes hao! maenee ai kan haz help?
i wud fink if yew set up a cuppla counts on weird press yew cud hab cuppla avatars? we’d have tew spearmint
mmm…spearmint flayurd chooee gum!
Duz teh spearmint luze itz flavur awn teh bedpoast obernite?
ai dunno. prolly.
but still; spearmint: it has flayvur!
old songie, NIP
luks on yootoob………. ai found wun but wuz stoopie!!
wuz awn yootoobe? ai jsut mayded it up!
ai doo luk awn yootoobe, tho! iz phun adn awsum!
seereeusly, umb…hao duz yu log intew teh Weerdpress? duz ai needz a login foar teh ICHC websyte, oar wut??
yew need to go to WordPress.com and set up an account. once you do that go to the “dashboard” and upload your avatar. then it seems to take like hours for the avatar to show up.
otae, but ai haz tew ask mai dad, furst, tho. iz hiz roolz…
plz to splain is onleee 4 teh avatar. ai nebber goes to teh weirdpress account 4 anyfin else. an yew noes gramma jamama wud nebber lead yew into temptashun!!!
yez, ai noes. still mae bee a liddul hard tew kunvins him, tho. adn if he sez noe, ai beez otae wif taht. inna fyoo yeerz i’ll bee awn mai own at sum kollij oar uther, adn i’ll prolly get wun tehn
nawt nowin himz rulz…….. (but honoring dem, cus himz is teh bes dad) iz wundrin bout himz concerns. mebbe himz can goes tew teh weirdpress website so himz noes is nawt a site tew be concerned wit. wait 4 teh gud mood papa!!!
ai noes. but, lyk ai sed, ai wuddnut bee tew disappointed if he sez no. yu noes hao daddies kan bee, sumtymz!
hooo boys dew ai!! mai papa wen ober de brig in 1999, himz wuz berry sick. wuz mini yrs since ai libbed wit teh folks
aw, ai iz sowwy. still, iz bedder tahn waching dem dy ov mentul deeseez…lyk mai grampa.
otae, seemz most ov teh cheezpeep awr goin tew seepz, nao, adn ai gotz tew go, tew. Nyte, ebbrywun!
{{{N1IP}}}
nite nite NIP………. sleepy tite
Anee ideahs Y mai abatar dunt up-eer wif mai commints?
iz yew logged on tew teh stinky weird press? has to, yew noes
Yesh!
an yr abatar shows up in teh thumbnail on teh rite (wit NO italics)… did Avatar EVER show up?
Noep! Just on teh top rite (wif NO italics)
I originally signed up with a different name, but put “41/2 kittehs” as my nickname. Maybe I confused WeirdPress? (Not hard to do, apparently)
hmmmmmmmm thinking…………… can change weirdpress profile to match yr log on name? or heck, sign up for another account in yr 4.5 name
Can onlee has 1 account per emale adress. Cud use mai wurk adress, butt donut fink is being gud ideeah!
Funnee hao it shows up at teh top ov teh paij!
lots of dem pears tew show up der an nawt onna commintz…….. can yew change account name? oar cancel yrs an starts ober….. not seems to be doin yew any gud rite nao
Ai fink ur NAWT ALOUD to chanj account naem. Mebbe can cancel? Ai go C. Fanks JK!!
Dey say “Don’t worry about unused accounts. It doesn’t hurt anything. The software could break if we deleted accounts, so accounts are permanent.”
Scawee!
OH NOES!!! 4.5 iz stuk wif hur akownt forebber!
ai fink seh can makes anodder wun…… chaing teh names around sum
aim finkin dat hao funny tew finds such diberse fokses wit teh same funnies! yew at teh beginnin ob yr career an me reddee tew retire soooon…….. but who wud hab nown?? {{{NIP}}} aim happitail tew find yew!
mee, tew!
{{{{{gramma jamama}}}}}<3
cud bee wurse…cud bee rayning! (lol!)
Wud dat bee Eeegor oar Aigor?
Aragorn? Eragon? iz sumfing lyk taht…
Tink iz kind uv katnip.
@@@@@!
Mmmmm. Aragorn.
WANT!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
otae, yu kan fyte Arwen foar him.
ai wuntz Legolas, Faramir, adn Pippin! <3
Wuz wunce askd “yew liek Legolas ur Aragorn?”
“Samwize” sez Ai, “…or Merry & Pippin, but wud haev tew be bofe.”
gud thing yu kant seprate those too furree futted hobbitboyz…
Ndeed!
Froederick.
*noyze frun dark, shadowee cornurr*
Grrr. Arrgh.
B U Y S H R E D D d WHET
getting ready to nom.
Babbeh doll Maestro directs Diva Kitteh in stirring rendishun of
Caterwaling, Teh Muzical
bai android webbdfeet??
Yesh, indeed. Soon 2B spectcatular show on Broadmeoway.
Ai’s hab ticketts awlreddy. Adn mite get chaynce 2B extra-kitteh en teh background scenes. How eggz citing!
N-E-buddy want 2 joyne me? Ai haz cunnekshuns!
aill do it! jus as lawng as tehy doant make me teh duk.
Apathy Kitteh.
Jus
Duz
Nawt
Caer
That tis a Birman breed kitteh!!! I has ones too!
Teh ennwee ov teh sicheeashun haz obercommed him. poor kitteh, sooooo jaded
dat was berry elokwent, Badger!
teh ennwee ov teh peephole..?
qat gots sang froyd und savwaarfayr. Goes gud wif onnwee
Fank u, mai kittehs have ennwee down to a science. I recognized it instantly.
Yoo seems to has fooly funkshuning kittehs den!!
yesh, but kan dey payattenshun in klass even wif teh ennwee- dat is troo talent. ai kin do it sum daze.
mai klass, dey sez, whut wuz we suppost to do? ai splains to them. dey sez: but yu wuz sleepin? hao yu noes dis stuff? ai sez, ozmoses be a wunnerful thing.
lol! kitteh’s lyk “iz a plastik bebbeh doll…so wut?”
Dollehz andz ‘Dress Upz’
hoaldz no appeelz 4 Kitteh
hoo woodz rathurr Napz
Flooffee Kitteh lykez
himz Liddill Prittee Wun, but
dayrz muss beez limmittz
Tee pawrteez canz beez
nyss az lawng az Kitteh duz
nawt habz 2 ‘Dress Upz’
Dolleh cloathz doan’t fitz
Kitteh hoo habz 2 much floof
andz prowdz ‘Cat~itood’
Jack.
Jack…yu awr teh absoloot awsumness!
Haiku haiku haiku!
nyze, Jack!
eyem awlwaiz sain mai kittehz haz 2 mush cattitood!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Elebentee burgers fur u, Jack.
ai can haz wun bite?
ohs, 4.5 didja notice at teh bottom of paig…….. or at top of commints box, it says wut yew is logged in as…..yew can clik on it an it goes tew yr wp profyle
LUV it – but ummm….
how long doez it tak, cuz I saw that kitteh pic in teh votrs stuf last weak.
just sayin’.
{/hooman dialect/}SWEET CAT! I am owned by four cats, but really…I think I need to sneak another one in under the radar. {/end/hooman dialect/}
It’s like he’s crying for momcat.
“MAAAHHHMMM!!!!”
teh duk is makin faces at me!
and teh dawl has sum sereeus b.o!
Wai duz a kitteh needz “indifference training?” Ai thotz kittehs caem dat wae frum teh faktoree!11!!!1
Kitteh doan wunt dollie oar wuuden roostre-puul toi;
Sez: “Wut yuu fink, dat Ai bees a hyoomin chile?; Yuu nawt gunna bees palmyng me awf wif childrin’s plaiy fings.
Wunt kitteh stuf: caytnipp, stuffd mowsies, kitteh treetz, yuunoe, -felion stuf”.
I swear, nip isn’t doing anything for me. Nip Indifference!!
I DO eat a doll every now and then though. They call that the Killdits.
Do not hesitate to save me a feather or two – keep all the rest!!
Signed: Socks in NL., starring in your LOLCAT.
OH dis kitteh iz 1 kyoot kitteh!
One small step for girl, one giant yawn from kitteh