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Lawernce Welk pandaz?
But wehre’s teh bubbles musheen?
U cannot seeing it.
It b offstage left.
oar, left offstage.
I not b sure witch.
we can haz teh panda polka?
*Grabs PB2K*
Annnnnd…
*Polka!*
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*
if yu get dizzee, mayk shur yu goes tew pyook in teh baffroom adn nawt awn mai shynee danse floar, plz! kthx!
woooooooo hoooooooooo!!
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dat wuz big fun! Gud ol’ Pandie Yanklolvic
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I’z nao dizzy an exhausted!
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*plunks doan awn a chare, awl outta bref*
Heer. I maided sum frozen brandee alecksanderses. Nao TAHT’S a milkshaek!
ooh, yum! Fanks so much!!
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Yur mai hero, Maus!
Awww shucks. Tweren’t nuthin…
PBwK – yoo ar a reelee gud danser!! (Tho Maus maeks it eezee, duzznt he??) But ai hav been wachin yoo dans fur sum tiem nao – an it always luks so prittee.
oh, fank yoo so mush, JCH4K!!!
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Tis troo – Maus maeks eberybodee luk liek a berry gud danser. He iz a moast eggshullent partner!
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Iz so nice to dans wif Maus – IRL, mah knees ar gibbing me a hart tiem an so iz hard to dans teh fast, spinny polkas an waltzeses. I culd barely doo a bloos dans las Caturday wen I wuz at a dans wee kend. But wen de moosik plais, sumtiems it obercoms mai pain (gud drugs hep, too). So dansing wif Maus remememembers me hao fun an gud it dansing iz.
Frozen brandee alecksndereses???? Teh brandee – got it!! But waht else is innit? An – pleez – may ai hav sum tooo???
Heer: tehre’s sum left. I hoeps yoo lieks it.
Frozen Brandy Alexander
3 oz. dark crème de cacao
2 oz. brandy
1 pt. vanilla ice cream
1 cup crushed ice
Put all ingredients in blender. Cover and frappé until sherbet consistency. Serve in double old-fashioned glasses with nutmeg sprinkled on top. Yields 2 or 3 nice large drinks.
*sip sip sip sip* Hmmmmm *sip*
ai nebber had wun befoar. ai think purrhaps ai needz to get awt moar. Cuz this is reelee deelishus! Tahnks, Maus!! *smooooodh*
Hear, synce u runnin out uff brandi alexandrers, eye mayde upp sum mudslydez. Juss let mee lyne da glazzes wit choklit syrup an de beez reddi.
Mudslyderz??? ai dont know those eeether.
Can enebuddee tell taht ai dunt reelee know much about teh alco haulik beverejs???
equil partz:
vodka
Kahula
Bailey’s Irish Creme
serve ober icee
An u can mayke frozen by addin icee cream. Sum peepul add milk or cream.
Just Kahula an cream (or milk) iz gud tu!
eef dem r teh ‘mudslydz’ dat may wee’s frenz r habbin trubbul wif in Lima – eye am nawt supryzd dem nawt arryb awn tiem!!
Oh! Thx 4 reminding me! Nooest pics from MaryO are posted heer:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
She is still hazzing a gud time. She sed teh erth moved, even.
Yay! it lukks lyk sheez habbin a gud tym!
ai didnut noes she hurteded hur ankul, tho!
Yay !! thanks for posting those, LCB. Great to see.
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[ um, but, does Mary O'S noes you, um, borroweded, them? ]
*rolls eyes*
Of corse she knoes. She was teh happys, too. She sed it maded her smile all evening yesterday morning.
She even promised to brings me a hammock of many colors!
well, keep on posting when yew ak-wires more picshurs. an, if yew gets the chance, pleeze convey to Mary O’S the greetings of Pd’B, Igor, Hans, and all the possums at teh Laboratories.
If u rite to me at lolcatburglar at teh gmails I can gib u her ur address.
Yous don hasta bees ‘barrassed bout dat JCH4K!
Wells – it awlwaiz seems to mee taht so menee peeplz heer know so much moar tahn ai do.
An ai know taht it’s nawt particularlee bad nawt to know teh drinkz – but ai offen pheel sumwaht liek a fisch awt of teh water. Peeple sumtiemz expekt mee to bee sofistkated, but – ai ar nawt!!! Akshullee – ai ar just a simpul farm gurl at hart.
hmmmph.
ouwr doutfulness about this, let us show you it.
yew is just fine !!!!!
{{{{jch4nK}}}
OHAIPHILLIPE!! LOL!!! Last tiem ai saw yoo, yoo were being a bit grumpee about teh taxes! Awl bedder nao, ai hoep??
But it iz troo – ai went to a two rume counntree skool an grew up awn a farm.
Awlmoast liek in a faeree tayl.
It waz akshullee moar fun tahn enewun cud imajin, an ai ar a bit sorreee fur enewun hoo cudn’t do it.
Awlso Rogers an Hammerstein! King an I—”Shall We Dance”. Wun ob mah favrit moobies–axcept foar teh endin.. Ai lieks teh teknykulur moobies wif teh happitayl endins.
“Shall We Dance” is one of my fave polkas. I forgot to mention it above. Fanks alto!
Teh polka iz teh furst dans ai ebber lerned. Wehn ai wuz liddle, awlmost awl teh wedding recepshuns had moastlee polkas fur teh dansing. Wuz lots of fun, akshullee!
Panda – Pre-K????
Congrats, Maus, on your top nawt-sekkond. Looks like a round of milk be the drink of the hour! I’ll haz choklate in mine.
I’ll has sum brandy an creme de cacao an nutsmeg in mein.
Iz tiem for snakeez…. den napz.
I can has napz?
Sowndz gud. Ai needz napz 2.
*rummagez in CCC.
Heer ya goez. Nice soft floofee blankeez 4 deh nappingz.
A prittee pinkee 1 4 nightshayde, 2 b matchingz herz abatar.
Adn a lufflee spring greene 1 4 rhsb.
*tuk, tuk.
Fank yew!!!
*Nestles down in teh softee pinkee blankee*
*tries not to snore*
snakes?
dat reminds me uv a postr ai herd uv wuns- it wuz a volunteer postr an tehy sed snakes nawt snacks. naow, every yere, teh volunteers get free snakes AND free snacks in oner uv teh typoe.
pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda
mushroom mushroom
a snake! a snake! oooo snnaakkke…
lol! ai habbent seem taht in forebbr!
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Whut’s black and white and cute all over?
Um, LCB?
Um, whut?
ai fink dere awr a lotta anserz tew yur kweshchun!
it cud bee teh kitteh in teh last pikshur, foar instans!
Iz naw de firemanz at de stoar. Member, lcb, dey wuz waring de nabee bloo yewneefurmz. Nd heer Ai rushed owt tu taik yu ober dere and still yu’r wanting moar ub dem. Insashubul, yu ar. Awl dai, awn 2 moar urlier freds tu. Yu juss nebber getz enuf!:-)
Ur rite. I has been teh selfish. No moar firemans for today.
*wanders off to find some *policemans of burl*
Um – Ai fink “LCB” was her anser to yer kweschun.
Yup!
ohai, 4.5 diamond! hao awr yu tihs fyn dae?
Ohai Werdycan! Bettah, fanks. Butt ai berree sleepee, kant get anneefing acomm… accmp… dun heer a twerk – goin hoem fur a nap n snorgle wif teh 4.5 kittehs, den werk later.
Haow be u?
Diamond Kitteh
ai bee gud. ai gotteded mai skool dun erlee, soh ai haz moar tym tew luk at lolz!
But… but… I is not black and white all over! I is teh grayskale!
awr yu shur? maebee yu iz purpulskayl, but iz kulurblind! lol!
I HAS PURPLE SKALES? Kwik! Call a dermatologist!
Oh, and some firemans! kthxhubba
maebee yu akshoolee a purpul dragun hoo finx iz greyskayl kitteh! ebbr fink ov taht?
I IS A PURPLE DRAGUN? Kwik Call a herptologist!
Oh, and another round of firemans! kthxhubbahubba
or maebee yu iz just a kwazee kitteh naymed lolcatburglar!
LOL!! Iff itz reelee just a kwazee kitteh named lolcatburglar, tehn wee REELEE REELEE nedz teh kyoot an buff an shinee firemens – KWIK!!!
lol! iz Kirk dressed az wun ov teh fyurmenz, tew?
hoep der am noe merjunseas!! as eet wud appeer dat awl teh fyrminz am wif LCB inspektin hur skayulz oar nawt az teh cayz mai B !!1 ??
Pickee, pickee…
4.5 Kittehs, dun yew know that teh kittehs ar alwayz fickel??? Sillee.
the answer to the ‘wuts black n white an cute all ober’ kwestshun is Sol n Esther (cept Sol ain’t axually too cute, but Esther makes up fer him)
Solly, yew maeks mee smyle sew mush1 An ai wish ai cud see ur Esther; she sownds liek a reel grate laydee.
awww, Ai see Esther, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…..zzzzzzzzz
dat Esther, she the best wyfe Ise eber had. Kinda short but fiesty. An just crazy enuff to put up wif me. She was prolly one of about five wimmens of color in our small town in Ct. when she moved in here. We goes evey Catidday to our local wyne shop fer a wyne tasting. Esthers nawt a fan ob whyte wyne and once the tasting wus all whyte wynes so she wandered off. I call out “Esther, the tasting?” and she calls from the back of the shop “You noe I don’t lyke whytes!” And allah the whyte peeps inna store stop an look around at the liddle black gurl. I say “She lykes me OK” – it wus a moment.
{{{{Esther}}}} {{{{Sol}}}}
menatwork.
dey kom from a land down undah,
ware bere dos phlo und men chondr
kant u here, kant u here da tunder?
u bedder run, u bedder tak cubber.
An – if u gotz no fostas – u bedder drink lotza milk.
udderwize u be drugged in frunt uf kangaroo corte!
nomatwork
kewl, that 1….
hand mei a veegamite sanwich plz.
Teh Dionne quintz – teh hairee dayz.
if yu have nawt had teh chance…yu must bizzit pandacam:
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
Mei is almost awl groed up nao, but stil wai kyoot!
AWWWwwwww…UHOH! CC-!
*SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAOOOOOORRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTT!!1!!!1!*
bebeh panduhz! soh kyoot!
*SPLORT SPLORT*
*glort glort glort*
CCC! CCC! CCC! PLZ! CCC!
HALP!!! SUMBUDDEE!! Iz tew sleepee 2 ministir proplee 2 R deer Werdycnan – just on berj ob going hoem.
Kan sumbuddee plz halping?
kthxbai!
I’ll get teh CCC. Hang on werdycnan!!!
Gud greefz!! This b 1 ginormus splort u got heer werdycnan.
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*Getz deh Braynez Recubbery Vakkuum Masheen out uv teh CCC adn
*pluggingz it in. Hitz deh on button. Nuffing happenz.
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Oh, Noez. Gotz to fixxing deh BRVM.
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*much noises uf wrenches & skrewdriverz & power toolz.
*disasemblingz & reassemblingz. Solderingz & rewiringz.
(I tookened lessenz frum Tim (teh tool man) Tayler.
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Whew!! Lukz ok noaw. lets trying it.
*hits teh on button agin.
BVRM!!!!!!!!!! BVRM!!!!!!!!!! BVRM!!!!!!!!!! BVRM!!!!!!!!!!
*musheen sukz up braynes, werdycnan, mj & CCC.
umb, ware am ai? wut am ai dooin? wut iz teh meenin ov lyf?
Oh, ai noes! tew luk at teh kyoot bebbeh pandaz awl dae!
*SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTT!!1!11!!!!*
I guessing wii just stuck in heer.
mebbe sum1 will seeing us adn helping.
*braynz still gooshing owt*
maebee. doo yu haz enny panda shaypeded choklits?
*lukz in CCC.
Yup we haz deh neverending suppleyez!!
And heers a CHRG 4 eech uv us.
*munches chokklitz while putting on deh CHRG.
*splortz kumtinyoo tew fillz teh CHRG indefymatlee*
Wayte, wayte. Ai ar heer too. How can I halp??? Luk – ai hav a “hunnert dollar towel.” First – we stuff it in – rite there. SO!!! nao brayns are at leest nawt gushin out.
So = what next??
wii wayt till sumwun kumz tew get us owt
*sys, nomz teh choklit pandas*
Maibee yoo kneads teh ’50′s bavvin cap! Itt werkz MUSH betteh.
Heer. Ai haz some gorillol glue. Let see if that will maek teh CHRG stayz on tite.
*swkirtie swkirtie swkirtie*
*gloop gloop gloop*
*mashee mashee*
Hm. Let me know if that werks. Itz an xperi-mental proceedure!
And heer, u duz need chawkits. Milk and dark mixd, (liek teh pandas!)
and blak adn wyte cookies too!
gud greef! hao menee peeps gotteded sukkeded intew teh BVRM?
oh.. u meen we’re nawt in kansus ennymoar??
HM. Iz ther an escaype buttun ennywher in heer?
Whut’s this?
*pushes buttun*
*Masheen goes into revurse and skwirties owt everything insied; all teh cheezpeeps, braynes flying owt too, and awl mixed up, and inclooding som previously sucked up M&Ms and pennies frum under teh cowch*
Did that halp enny?
oh, yesh, but nao i’ll haz a jigantik mixeded up M&M adn pennyz brayn! maykz weerd thots…verri daynjurus splortz, tew
*Whhiiiizzzzzz — – Splatz*
*landz under a lollipop tree.
Glad to b back out uv taht BRVM!!!
Thankz 4 teh help guise!!
*takes lollipop frum branch and walks
*off whistulingz
*flikking off stray branes n pennies*
yes, verri dangeruss… a pandastrophe!
glad ai cud halp. ai hoap no one gotted the rong branes!
Teh creeaytibitee ob teh cheezpeeps nebber seesses to amaz!
We needz teh warnink labls awn thees tings.
I’d offer tew halp but …. *SSSPPLLLOOOOORRRRRRRTTT* … ewps …. *thud*
We needs teh CCC ober heer, stat!!!!1!1!!
otae, ai haz mai hed bak, ai’m owtta teh BRVM, tym tew go teh wurk!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy sweep*
*plop!*
*pat pat pat*
nao, *rummages thru teh CCC* heerz a nyse 1950s bravving kap wif poppeez drawn awn it
*tug tug TUUUUG!*
*strapitty strappity strap*
nao, heers lyt bloo blanky (gud kontrast foar teh red poppees) adn sum ferret shayped choklits adn, oh wutz tihs? OH! iz a big wunnerful kowch foar yu tew lay awn! adn heerz sum nyse hawt choklit! need ennyting else, Jimmba?
ai .. ai .. *wubblies noggin* .. i fink ai’l be hokay .. ai wudn’t myund a hug tho .. just tew be shoor =( *sniffles*
otae, ai gibbz yu a hug!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jimmba}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
awl bedder, nao?
ai am! =D fankooo werdycnan. ai’m all ssnug ins mah blankiitt and shleepy fwom teh hot chokolayt. ai’s fallin asleep!! *snoooooore*
gud! seepz well, Jimmba! yu will waykz up tew fynd us ten lolz ahed ov yu!
ai halwayz dew. we’m sew beehind hear in teeny tiny ingerland =( niiihht cheezfrenz!
Nite Jimmba, sleep tite!
Dr Tinycat say never seen such damag. Him’s will try, but don’ get yous hopes up. Is big mess in dere.
Dave, Dave, Dave!!1 We awl know taht Dr Tinycat can werk mirakulz. Troo – its teh werst mess ai eber saw – but – ai can has teh utmoast fayth in himz.
Pandahs are meh favurit.
Miagnifique :d
I makes dis lol! I sew prowd uv meh!
gud job, Rocketcat! wii iz prowd ov yu tew! iz awsum lol!
{{{{{{Rocketcat}}}}}}
Congrathlashuns Rocketcat!
Excellent catshun!
U shud e-mail teh Cheezes so they can gib u credit.
tanks, but it ok. Mebbe nxt time I member to put in my name!
Conpandulashuns Rocketcat~!
u makes me lol!!!1!!
Wen bawtuls emptee, panda-monium insoos
And when they gets teh sollid fudz, panda-nomium ensoos.
adn wen dey haz no fudz, panda-non-nomium insooz!
And when they has to eet their wurds, panda-noun-nomium ensooes!
wut awr teh symtumz ov panda-monium?
After wurk, yu goez tew teh zoo tew seez teh pandaz
Bebee pandaz cawz splortz
CCC iz needed ebbry tymz yu walk bai teh panda kayj
D…
PANDA-MONIUM?!
LOL
using dat wif yr pemishun
az lawg az yu kuntribyoot tew teh list ov symtumz ov teh panda-monium!
Delirium splortans
Edema of teh hart
Foto-opportunities not missed
Giant pandas awr incredabblee huggable
Huging ov ennyfing taht luks lyk a panda
I…
Intra-braneal splorting frum teh kyootness
Jello legz aftur teh splorting
K….
Konservation of bamboo forests
Lubbing of all pandas
M……
Kyoot thots ov teh pandaz kuntinyoo lawng aftur teh splorting stawpz
Lawng hedaekz frum teh splort
Menee mini-splortz aftur teh big wun
N…
Noo-born bebbeh pandaz awr awlwaez awn teh mynd!
O…
obserbashun ob teh bamboo eeetin
panda babys
qwietly munchin
r….
Reelee kyoot bebee pandaz luv tew be fed wif teh bebee boddulz
S…
serious panda cyoootage
teh nooo pandas
ugly pandas…….. nawt abailable
v………..
Vivid pics in hed of rofling wif pandas
White heds bein fun to smoo
Xcitemnt at seein so menny pandas all togither
verri verri VERRI kyoot pandaz
Warner Brudderz mayk noo kartoon. mayn karktur iz a panda
x…
Jinx, Duffy!
Yellz “Panda-moniun!” ebbry fife minnutz
Zebras, nawt az kyoot az pandaz
Older pandaz awr nyse adn kuddulee!
P…
LMFFAO!! oh lcb .. yew neber seece to hamayuz me!!
heeeer are teh cyoooooot red pandas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4
Mai city haz 2 red pandas bebes inna hour zoo. SO KUTE!
Fur bebe pics see http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2007/06/29/red-pandas.html
Dere were a contest an dey bebes naymes er Neko an Su lin. Dey er teeners nao but still de KUTE.
Ohai jehkeykat, ai R Kanaydiun tew, butt ai living in Ontairee-airee-airee-o.
And when they poops, panda-moundium ensoos.
itz startin to seem moar liek panda-moan-ium!
Poops r blak an wite rainbowz?
If they all gets a cold, itsa pand-emic!
peed. I peed! pand-emic…
pee!
jeebus u gaiz r funneh!
if they start cryin itz panda-moanium?
if dey act out charades its panda-mime?
if they wanna copy some maps they can use a panda-graph?
*Snurtz*
if they wanna fit it all in wun peekshure they use a pandaramic camera?
these panda are so cute !
Can ai snorgle da bellehs? Dey luk SEW floofy!
lol i has 61 pics now plz fav em
btw how do u fav things? kthxbai
dis is famous for a noo 1
And if they listen to music it’s on Pand-ora, natch…
truss me, u wanna stay aweigh from her box.
….whispers…no, no S$MS, ai sed “Natch” not….
err, dat is S&MS…nawt S$MS…. /blush
An nekst, we dunk cookeys in de bottel.
Hey guise! You ebber seed teh Flickr site for girl name Somesai what takes alls da pitchers of dat Tai-Shans bear?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/somesay/
Her gots lots ob pannas pitchers. Mostly ob da Tai-Shans but some of couple udder pannas.
Tks Dave!
Is pannalubber para-dice!!!!!
Her gots pitchers ob da Tai-Shans and hims mom an dad and babies Lani from San Diego and sum of babies Zippy frum Atlanta! I has it bookmarkded.
Wowsers! fiveses bebbeh pandahs inna dai caire!!!
Luuks liek dey doan ware diepurs, sew tahts noe praublum.
Afture dis snak, dey’s probly wil taike a napses;
Den, wen dey waikes up, sumbuddee’s gunna hafta wautch’em adn chase’m aroun adn mayke shure dey doan falls owtta teh tree-taupes, oar stik demseylfes wif bambooo branchez, oar rolls offa teh rokxx, oar geyt stuk unner teh feynce, oar….., oar….., oar……pufff, pufff, pufff,………
Ai’m jes Bone-Tired, chaysen dese bebbehs aroun!!!!!!!!!!
Whe’s Mommeh Pandah?????????
Ummmm, suppsed tu be “Wher’s Mommeh Pandah?????????’
One, tew, chree– tummy tickels!!!1!
ADuRaBULL!! eye wnats a peat bare…
Do u knoe how 2 speek lolcat maus?
What an all ’round good article