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daicare ur doin it kyoot!

dis daicare nawt sew kyoot…

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Maus

And a 1, and a 2, and…. SLURP!

Maus

But wehre’s teh bubbles musheen?

cweenmj

U cannot seeing it.
It b offstage left.
oar, left offstage.
I not b sure witch.

 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

we can haz teh panda polka?

Maus

*Grabs PB2K*
Annnnnd…
*Polka!*
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
1,2,3, and
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*

Werdycnan

if yu get dizzee, mayk shur yu goes tew pyook in teh baffroom adn nawt awn mai shynee danse floar, plz! kthx!

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

woooooooo hoooooooooo!!
.
dat wuz big fun! Gud ol’ Pandie Yanklolvic
.
I’z nao dizzy an exhausted!
.
*plunks doan awn a chare, awl outta bref*

Maus

Heer. I maided sum frozen brandee alecksanderses. Nao TAHT’S a milkshaek!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

ooh, yum! Fanks so much!!
.
Yur mai hero, Maus!

Maus

Awww shucks. Tweren’t nuthin…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

PBwK - yoo ar a reelee gud danser!! (Tho Maus maeks it eezee, duzznt he??) But ai hav been wachin yoo dans fur sum tiem nao - an it always luks so prittee.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

oh, fank yoo so mush, JCH4K!!! :oops:
.
Tis troo - Maus maeks eberybodee luk liek a berry gud danser. He iz a moast eggshullent partner!
.
Iz so nice to dans wif Maus - IRL, mah knees ar gibbing me a hart tiem an so iz hard to dans teh fast, spinny polkas an waltzeses. I culd barely doo a bloos dans las Caturday wen I wuz at a dans wee kend. But wen de moosik plais, sumtiems it obercoms mai pain (gud drugs hep, too). So dansing wif Maus remememembers me hao fun an gud it dansing iz.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Frozen brandee alecksndereses???? Teh brandee - got it!! But waht else is innit? An - pleez - may ai hav sum tooo???

Maus

Heer: tehre’s sum left. I hoeps yoo lieks it.
 
Frozen Brandy Alexander
 
3 oz. dark crème de cacao
2 oz. brandy
1 pt. vanilla ice cream
1 cup crushed ice
 
Put all ingredients in blender. Cover and frappé until sherbet consistency. Serve in double old-fashioned glasses with nutmeg sprinkled on top. Yields 2 or 3 nice large drinks.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*sip sip sip sip* Hmmmmm *sip*

ai nebber had wun befoar. ai think purrhaps ai needz to get awt moar. Cuz this is reelee deelishus! Tahnks, Maus!! *smooooodh* :-)

Tribble

Hear, synce u runnin out uff brandi alexandrers, eye mayde upp sum mudslydez. Juss let mee lyne da glazzes wit choklit syrup an de beez reddi.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mudslyderz??? ai dont know those eeether. :oops: Can enebuddee tell taht ai dunt reelee know much about teh alco haulik beverejs???

Tribble

equil partz:
vodka
Kahula
Bailey’s Irish Creme
serve ober icee
An u can mayke frozen by addin icee cream. Sum peepul add milk or cream.
Just Kahula an cream (or milk) iz gud tu!

gibbocat

eef dem r teh ‘mudslydz’ dat may wee’s frenz r habbin trubbul wif in Lima - eye am nawt supryzd dem nawt arryb awn tiem!!

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lolcatburglar

Oh! Thx 4 reminding me! Nooest pics from MaryO are posted heer:

http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru

She is still hazzing a gud time. She sed teh erth moved, even.

 
Werdycnan

Yay! it lukks lyk sheez habbin a gud tym!
ai didnut noes she hurteded hur ankul, tho!

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

Yay !! thanks for posting those, LCB. Great to see.
.
[ um, but, does Mary O'S noes you, um, borroweded, them? ]

 
lolcatburglar

*rolls eyes*

Of corse she knoes. She was teh happys, too. She sed it maded her smile all evening yesterday morning.

She even promised to brings me a hammock of many colors!

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

well, keep on posting when yew ak-wires more picshurs. an, if yew gets the chance, pleeze convey to Mary O’S the greetings of Pd’B, Igor, Hans, and all the possums at teh Laboratories.

 
lolcatburglar

If u rite to me at lolcatburglar at teh gmails I can gib u her ur address.

 
 
 
DavecanhasDrTinycat

Yous don hasta bees ‘barrassed bout dat JCH4K!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wells - it awlwaiz seems to mee taht so menee peeplz heer know so much moar tahn ai do.

An ai know taht it’s nawt particularlee bad nawt to know teh drinkz - but ai offen pheel sumwaht liek a fisch awt of teh water. Peeple sumtiemz expekt mee to bee sofistkated, but - ai ar nawt!!! Akshullee - ai ar just a simpul farm gurl at hart.

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Phillipe d'Beaker

hmmmph.
ouwr doutfulness about this, let us show you it.
yew is just fine !!!!!
{{{{jch4nK}}}

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OHAIPHILLIPE!! LOL!!! Last tiem ai saw yoo, yoo were being a bit grumpee about teh taxes! Awl bedder nao, ai hoep??

But it iz troo - ai went to a two rume counntree skool an grew up awn a farm.
Awlmoast liek in a faeree tayl.

It waz akshullee moar fun tahn enewun cud imajin, an ai ar a bit sorreee fur enewun hoo cudn’t do it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
altosinger

Awlso Rogers an Hammerstein! King an I—”Shall We Dance”. Wun ob mah favrit moobies–axcept foar teh endin.. Ai lieks teh teknykulur moobies wif teh happitayl endins.

Maus

“Shall We Dance” is one of my fave polkas. I forgot to mention it above. Fanks alto!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Teh polka iz teh furst dans ai ebber lerned. Wehn ai wuz liddle, awlmost awl teh wedding recepshuns had moastlee polkas fur teh dansing. Wuz lots of fun, akshullee! :-)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

Panda - Pre-K????

Cookie's Human

Congrats, Maus, on your top nawt-sekkond. Looks like a round of milk be the drink of the hour! I’ll haz choklate in mine.

Maus

I’ll has sum brandy an creme de cacao an nutsmeg in mein.

 
 
 
nightshayde

Iz tiem for snakeez…. den napz.
I can has napz?

rhsb

Sowndz gud. Ai needz napz 2.

cweenmj

*rummagez in CCC.
Heer ya goez. Nice soft floofee blankeez 4 deh nappingz.
A prittee pinkee 1 4 nightshayde, 2 b matchingz herz abatar.
Adn a lufflee spring greene 1 4 rhsb.
*tuk, tuk.

nightshayde

Fank yew!!!
*Nestles down in teh softee pinkee blankee*
*tries not to snore*

 
 
 
kitsunerina

snakes?
dat reminds me uv a postr ai herd uv wuns- it wuz a volunteer postr an tehy sed snakes nawt snacks. naow, every yere, teh volunteers get free snakes AND free snacks in oner uv teh typoe.

 
 
Ambercat

pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda

peep

mushroom mushroom

a snake! a snake! oooo snnaakkke…

Werdycnan

lol! ai habbent seem taht in forebbr!

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Whut’s black and white and cute all over?

Werdycnan

ai fink dere awr a lotta anserz tew yur kweshchun!
it cud bee teh kitteh in teh last pikshur, foar instans!

gmawairsgreneshuz

Iz naw de firemanz at de stoar. Member, lcb, dey wuz waring de nabee bloo yewneefurmz. Nd heer Ai rushed owt tu taik yu ober dere and still yu’r wanting moar ub dem. Insashubul, yu ar. Awl dai, awn 2 moar urlier freds tu. Yu juss nebber getz enuf! :-) :lol:

lolcatburglar

Ur rite. I has been teh selfish. No moar firemans for today.

*wanders off to find some *policemans of burl*

 
 
 
nightshayde

Um - Ai fink “LCB” was her anser to yer kweschun.

Werdycnan

ohai, 4.5 diamond! hao awr yu tihs fyn dae?

4½ Kittehs

Ohai Werdycan! Bettah, fanks. Butt ai berree sleepee, kant get anneefing acomm… accmp… dun heer a twerk - goin hoem fur a nap n snorgle wif teh 4.5 kittehs, den werk later.

Haow be u?

Diamond Kitteh

Werdycnan

ai bee gud. ai gotteded mai skool dun erlee, soh ai haz moar tym tew luk at lolz! :D

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

But… but… I is not black and white all over! I is teh grayskale!

Werdycnan

awr yu shur? maebee yu iz purpulskayl, but iz kulurblind! lol!

lolcatburglar

I HAS PURPLE SKALES? Kwik! Call a dermatologist!

Oh, and some firemans! kthxhubba

Werdycnan

maebee yu akshoolee a purpul dragun hoo finx iz greyskayl kitteh! ebbr fink ov taht?

lolcatburglar

I IS A PURPLE DRAGUN? Kwik Call a herptologist!

Oh, and another round of firemans! kthxhubbahubba

Werdycnan

or maebee yu iz just a kwazee kitteh naymed lolcatburglar! :lol:

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!! Iff itz reelee just a kwazee kitteh named lolcatburglar, tehn wee REELEE REELEE nedz teh kyoot an buff an shinee firemens - KWIK!!!

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Werdycnan

lol! iz Kirk dressed az wun ov teh fyurmenz, tew?

 
gibbocat

hoep der am noe merjunseas!! as eet wud appeer dat awl teh fyrminz am wif LCB inspektin hur skayulz oar nawt az teh cayz mai B !!1 ??