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Wees so kyoot, pleez no lafz
Happy nawt sekund!!1!
Give kittehs drink nd dans 2 maek dem happy.
Y sank yoo, i has never has a nawt sekund bfore, so i stil tremblin from eks i tment.
con cats u la shuns, Elka! Wuht kind ov drink an danz wuld yoo liek to gib dees moas adorabbubble kittehs?
O, wel hot choklit wood b nice for mi, but for bebeh kittehs sum warm milk inna liddel bowl.Verry soft dans kos bebeh’s neets sleepz.
If kittehs drink teh hot tchoklit tey be gettin brown moostasyes en dey be to yung fur teh moostasyes, kos teh only bebehs.
P’haps liddel musshey foods, enne cuddels enne snorgels zo ter byootifol bloo i’s do’n look zo sad.
o, i olmos forgat teh olso neet pillos to mayk kittehbed moor comfi.
O, ye mai choklit s’kettin kold. Ktxb
Hai Elka,
Doan furgit 2 stawp bai teh Tybooteek an pik up yur speshul shy knee bobbul-heddid cat stachewette 2 kmemmyrayt yur nawt sekkund fur vest frum last!
Cancachewmalayshumz!!
Hello Gibbocat,
A STACHEWET, Reelee???. O I has a compleetz overwelminz of oll de nais wurds en den olso a shy knee statchuw. Sorry fore not kwik responz, bat i has taimz problamz, is oll fold of Yurop ian timez dat ai ken not reed en responz
soonah.
Sank yoo for ollef dah attensyen, i has match shy an dis is reeli kwayt too match for mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund.
Baibai.
And ever tiemz a kitteh getz a capshun, I LOLz. But UR shur, thair no bellz or anjel wingz?
Kors they has wings, all hiddn under mutch floofz!!
I can has perpetual motion machine?
No. You can not has. Nootin say so.
Awwww da kittehs just liek Clarence
Joo got teh refrewnce. yeas
now you too can provide captions for millions of kittehs in need, just send your LOL to this address……
…for onlee 30 LOLs a month, you can help unnercaptioneded kittehs all over teh wurld. Chek box fer boy kitteh, grrl kitteh, or any kitteh in need…
Pleez to give genuruss…jenaruss… Pleez give us lawts of LOLs. Gud luck adn mae Ceiling Cat bless u.
And iz teh other way round for us too :3
yay kitties!
Full-of-sofical kwestshun, which camed namt sekkund the caption er the LOL?
Oh noes. Dis kwestshun maeks mah brane hurt.
want sum leftober punch? I mean as long as yer brain already hurts why nawt?
*would like some please*
Mai ruummaet, him akshulee woekd up on himz own todae! (I get up early to make sure he’s up, and today, I am just NOT feeling well at all, lots of pain, just wanna go lie down again with the phone nearby) …. so I checked – hoorae! him awaek! Him up an’ nawt-drest but is has plenny of tiem.
I telld him, I nawt go to skool todae, is mega pleh todae, him shud taek car hisself, kuz I nont wunna dryv nowhar. I tryed foar ly-down agin, wuz ressless, gottid up….
Him stil haff-nekkid at kompootur, it ar 3 minnits AFTAR him aspozd to has leevd.
I laik, wtf, wy yu go awl dat trubbl foar waek up an juz maek urself late? Wy yu nawt at leezt git dresst, has shaevingz, awl dat… DEN if yu gots xtra taim be on kompootur?
*teh ARGH!*
An, him wuz talk talk talk yezzurdae ‘bowt how Winnowz suxx0rz an’ hao Linnuz is teh winnz0rz an den him maekd 40-minnitz-lawng whut-saond-laik-rant abowt hao nobuddee noez hao foar uz teh Linnuz kuz dey awl zpoon-feedid on teh winnowz… wy dey zpen munneh on Werd when derz Opin Offiss avaylabul, etc etc etc. It turnz owt wuz nawt rant, wuz akshulie asposd to be funneh in dat “ur a ztoopy n00b” wae, but I iz laik, ok yeth, grate, winnowz sux, yeth, u nont needz foar tells meh, I has makkintoz, iz mai gud kompootr, I luffz it…. Yez dat rite, I knoez linnuz iz wae betur… Him had seeryz of “funneh annekdoet” abowt “aw, ur a ztoopy n00b!” kinna stuf but wuz awl saem messij: “peepol iz ‘frayd ov teh awzum powar ov teh UBUNTU kuz winnowz sux” I got dat, I unnarztanz, yeth, I grok.
I telld mai huzbin, wuz laik lissnin to Vogon poetry, iz maekin’ mai inturnal orginz imploed.
Juz ramembur diz troof: Darz no zellit laik teh konvurtid. Iz so troo.
Plz 2 avoid teh Vogon poetry & also teh poetry by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England (teh very worst)
try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead.
im very sorry u r hurting today. im sending hugs n wishes ur way
{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}
*teh lolz*
du wahtz I du 2 mai husband, juz repeat 3 werds of something U knoes reel well an him noes duz. I knoes plants, sew I sez “Tubers, corms & rhizomes”. U B amaazed at house fast dey kan lern, truss mai ….
Elfi, stay close to the phone: what you don’t know can scare you more than anything that really happens.. having contact with the people that do know is the smartest thing for now. Drink tea, read a book, keeps notes if you must for coherency, but don’t be worrying yourself into a stew, okay? Lotsa love.
U fergottid Bulbz!! An’ Fleshee Rootz! (erm… iz fleshee rootz = rhizome? I no kan ramembur!)
I chekd in wif my dok’s nurss, tole her how I doin’, she laik o yah, if yu be bleedin’ too much u need to let us kno….
I liek o yah, of korss. I will tell da naiss E.R. dokturz to tells you awl abowt it. I nawt hang arownd bleedin’. Dat be dum.
Meenwyl, I will need teh rhogam shot. An’ of korzz, Huzbin jus swappt jobz so old inshurinss iz canxeld until we send dem teh munneez foar COBRA so nao… I gotta pae foar mai rhogam outta pokkit. I telld nurss dat, she laik, ooohhh um u nont wanna wait toooooo long on rhogam… I sed no ov korss not, I has pryoritiez strayt! I not rizk futchur behbehs’ helf an’ my own helf jus’ kuz inshurins is buncha cokkwadz.
teh othur down-sied ov dis… I hasta … um… “saev a sampul ov teh tisshuu, saev az mush az yu kan, in fak.”
Nao, dat kinna grozz. I iz byologee maejur, I kan deel wif, I unnerstan. Mai ruummaet, nawt so mush, yah? So, bakuz ai is pakrat, sumhao I has biohazzurd baggeez an suchliek supplyz (an’ gluvz an’ laebls!) so I maek as profeshunil az ai kan. Evin put dyignoziz koad on it. Kuz ai a geek.
I iz varee tyrd an’ wored owt but no kan sliep. Powt.
hay, Elfi—ai liek teh biohazzard baggies! Butt ai wuz finkin sumtiems Bach will settul ur brane daon wen nuffin elts will. iff yoo haz a Bible—Pslam 23 an Jonh 14 aer teh gud playses tew start. Yoo aer nawt aloan, eben tho itt mai feelz taht wai. Tawked to mai boi (Cap’n Josh), an he’z prayin foar yoo tew. Lotz ob huggz an snorgles…{{{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}}…! hang in dere, an juss taek wun stepp att a tiem. iff yoo cann’t slepe coz yoor brayn’s tew bizzy—try ritin itt daon. Tehn it’z owt ob yoor hed. CC bles yoo lotsez!
Tank yew fur de punch, SolnEshhter. Mai brane feelz mutch beddur.
Reddy fur next kwestshun? IF A HOOMIN LOLS IN TEH FORUST DOES IT MAEK A SOWND?
Moar punch pleez?
SPLORT alert…must to get CHRG…
So whut appens evry tyme u go “Awwwww!” Liek wen u see haff da pix on dis sight!
Iz agree! Dis is defin… definit.. Really an “Awwwww!” more dan a LOL…. Doez dat meen TWO kittehz get capshuned?
a kitteh gets fiev cheezburgers?
Dis boks naht doorwey to happy, happy kingdom–
Y?
In soviet russia, you lol everitime a kitteh gets a caption
Oh noze … Eye feline et commins on …
Splort!
Psssssst!
Whoo hoo hoo!
Eye R ded frum da uber-kyooet. En da LLLBC haz da freedumbs. So much kyooet … so much happy … fank you ICHC!!!
oh noes, lourdesmont! jes sit quietlee an I’ll go git teh CCC.
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*runs ober to teh othre pic an grabs teh CCC*
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*pushes the CCC quiklee ober to lourdesmont*
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ok – lessee whut we can do fer yoo. Haz a nice sawftee blankee – iz a spring-tiem green a gud kolur fer yoo?
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heer LLLBC! heer LLLBC! com bak to lourdesmont! yoo are missed!
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*scoop up teh rest of lourdesmont’s braynez*
*tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
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why! dere yoo ar, LLLBC! Ar yoo reddy to go bak into yoo owner’s hed? Gud! Heer yoo go, den!
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*LLLBC hops bak in to lourdesmont’s hed*
*snap awn teh CHRG(wdoi)*
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heer – haz sum hawt choklit an manee peeces of possum-shaped choklit
sit bak quietlee an yoo recober soon
Green B mah faborite color! En Eye can has da choklit if it not have da shugar. Naow Eye goez intu da korner -n- sukz mah fumb -n- try to rec… recku… getz betterer frum all the kyooet splortin’.
Fank choo!
teh choklit wifowt teh shugur…. onoez… u can haz, but onlee wun piess, othurwaiz, ur libul to splort agin.
FOR CEILING CAT’S SAKE! THINK OF THE KITTEHS!
am i teh onee 1 hoo thot of teh x.x.x church ‘god killz a kitten’ pic?
or r u also on dat sic liddul wavlenth?
… jus wunnerin. … er … um
*wannerz off 2 nom sum Lnch-fud*
That’s exactly what I was thinking, thus the comment.
Foar jus pennyz a dey, U can purvyde capshunz 4 two kittehs. pleez send yr tacks deduktibl donayshunz 2 t3h Kittehlol fund c/o dis stayshun
*hastily throws on and duct-tapes CHRG* Whew, just in time… ok then…
*looks at pics*
Awwwww…….. *eyeballs shoot out of head, followed by brains shooting out of empty eye sockets*
…..dammit. I can has Dr. Tinycat?
Paging Dr. Tinycat! Report 2 Teh CCC Stat!
Be dese teh kittehs frum teh “no gurlz aloud” fort?
Dey juss too kyoot!
*Runs to grab CHRG/wdoi an duk taep*
I iz kawnfyoozuld. Kitnz seyin dis iz gud fing oar bad fing? Kittehz want pashunz oar nawt want kapshunz? Shud I LOL or nawt LOL?
Ize hopin Dr. Tinycat awn stannby tuday.
But we wantz cheesburger
this goes to the person who actually uploaded this picture.. Depends on the location: i would like to know if these cats were available for adoption. please let me know. Contact me asap
Kittehs shud getz a cheezburger jus foar maeking us LOL!
soh plz, mayk a helthee kontribyooshun…mayk shur tew lol a liddul ebbrydae!
A lol a day keepz teh psi– psyke– headshrinkur awae.
Wel, ebbertyme weez lols, kitteh geyts capshun:
Capshun can beez title ov pikshure; can awlso be a kupon fur a mowsie-shayped kitteh treet;
Dat’s wy kittehs be waietyng sew pashuntlee; dey wunts dere mowsie-cuukie oar a new toi, wutebber.
(Kittehs awlso be hoepyng weez be laffin owr heds awf, becuz ebbery tyme we laffs, dey geyts moar stuf!!! Dey bees happee tayle iyf kupons stak up tu the ruuf!)
dey goes awn strike till dey git cheezburger saleri rise!
LOL