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that’s me lol
Yoo are nawt second lolicopter, not Gober! Wat happund?
lolicopter, teh compyooter eated ur comment. It didnt appear until over 2 hours later. Teh compyooter time zones be confusin me.
plz to be joynin teh sillybrashuns awlready en prawgress!!!!!
Conga rats lolicopter!
Wood yoo liek some coffee? An iffn yoo’d liek teh tiara then aill pass it on. Ais worn it before alreddee an ai suspek yous noo (well, dats usually wen WP want to hav a good think before posting).
I can has five more minnits of snooz?
*zzzzzzzzz*
comb gratty sulations on yur nawt sekkund Gober! Yu has wantings uf fud and befrije and dans?
*yaaaaawn*
*streeeeeetch*
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Fanks lil’un! I’d lub sum coffee an sum LOUD music, dat mite wakes me up. Ennybody else wants sum spresso?
praps a nice hot steeming mugga cappach… kapashin…coppa… spresso woud be fyne thx.
didjoe noes dat spresso axual has LES kaffeene den reglar kawffee? Strue, roastin they beens reduce the kafeen and spreso beens is roasted to deff so it tastes strong, and dey brew it strong but axual less buzz den kaffay Murkin. Annuder useless nugget of brekfas table chatter from yer fren, Unka Sol.
Sol,
Do U noe ebberyting?
Ai am tinkin dat u had lots ob time to read up on tings when you werked in dat forest watch-tower.
(reference to teh job possibilitie for um, oberly honest people on birfday cake thread)
I read ebbeyting, Ise been around fer a while so I has seen a lotta stuff, I alwaeys ax stoopy kwestshuns, when I don’t know sumfin I look it up. Dats wut makes me differmint from our prez, Ise curious about ebbeyting. An I am blessed by the company of smart folks like the ones here inna LOLWhirrled.
I’se nawt acually too smart, smart people noes wen to STFU. I am lukky to had a purty gud memry fer details doe, dat fools peeple.
Aww, Solly—bee nyce too urself! Wee lubs u heer and kno u bee lotz liek mah favrit unkul—kine-blustery awnna owtsied, but reel nyce insied. Wee eben had a sayin 4 itt: “Hao duz u spel tuff gui? M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W!” Doze ob uss wut memebers teh weerd detayls be wyred taht wai—nawt sumfin wee lerned. An juss 4 teh rekord—ai nebber shure wen to shaddup neever. You bee okay heer. Unless sumwun’s REELY meen, wee doan gett tew upsett. Yoo beed pritty nyse to tridan, an he’s a reely diffu—difi—tuff cayse. Yoo hannled itt BERRY well.
Nobody treats me better than I do. I just knows where I fit inna big scheme, kinda smart – nawt genius – well read – lotas diverse skills – expert in some – pretty kwick – dirty mind – trivia whiz – cheeze whiz, oh, and MAOWGWA (middleagedoverweightwhiteguy wiff attitude). I knows me perty well. My biggest conflict is between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility.
LOL sol! I has teh saem problum. Da tezt, it sae I smart enuf, but I seem to not know when to shut da kaekhol.
Um yeth. I wud awlzo laik to sae heer,
didjoe noes dat spresso frum starbux akshulie taezt laik rong end ov skonk? Iz troo! Dey rozt da beenz to deff uzin’ patintid skonk teknolujie. Den dey surv it to peepul who fink it taezt sooooo gud dat dey paez $4.50 for a kup ov it.
Mmmmmm hawt steemee skonk-butt koffee.
–Elfi
Der iz a rite end to a skonk? I trys to avoid bofe. I’se wiff you onna Starbux coffee, Only somebody who nebber hadda pleshure of good coffe would wait on line to pay too much for that swill.
rite end ub skonk B cute & wigglie, lieks grapez & gushie fud, doan smelz bad edder…”rong end” ub skonk hates surprises an onlies haz 1 weigh 2 espreeo eet…. witch iz ware Starbux gits teknolujie frum…
Hill Hairy Ass! An so tru – Ai’s nao sploffled mai nawt-starbux cawfee awn teh pooter!
I actually did noes this as well! I lurned this cuz its was splained to me by Alton Brown on I Run Chefs America! Alton Brown has many smarts.
I tink dats I lurnt it too. He is purty smart fellah, I tink its the Einstein hairdon’t
hairdon’t! hahaha! *luks in mirror* onoez i haz one maiself *stops laffin*
*keeps laffin*
XP
con-nap-ulayshuns Gober. Nawt secund spot. Shud ai hep lil’un prepair sawng adn danz? Or mai B u wants 2 finish ur snooz den hab breaky fast en bed?
fanx 3FFk ….i ar nawt so berry gud at dis. Nawt sekkund teim uf orga …arge …amalash… setting stuffs up!
Wii halp ech udder, lil’un. Ai am nyoo 2 dis too. Shall wii go open teh pie kart adn set ebbery ting up- so awl teh udder peeps kan sleep en?
Otay. Spresso it iz!
*Turns on fancy espresso machine*
*Turns on loud muzic machine*
Boom, dah, Boom, dah, Boom, Boom, Boom
*luks round to see if muzic is loud nuff to wake up ebberybuddy*
Any particular sawng or tune, Gober?
Ai am too sleepy to be tinkin ob wun dis morn…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Errrm, ail go digs up Sufer Rosa from teh Pixies. Dey allus givs me lots of ennergee.
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♬
Wif yoor feets in teh air an your hed on teh grown.
Try this trik an spin it. Yeah.
Your hed will collaps
But theres nuffing innit
An youll ask yourself:
♬
Where is my mind…
♬
waaaaaaaaaay out in teh watr, seeit swimmin
<3 <3 <3
ohhhh, ai mite can do dat too.
*upside down wid blood rushin to mai hed*
*spin, spin, spin*
*spin, spin, CRASH*
No, betta not try dat again.
Ooops, luks like we needs a crash crash cart!
Nawt to werrie, ai has a first ade diploma.
*bring in beeeeg pile of bandages*
Were does it hurts?
Dank u Gober. Ai will tayke 2 bandaids, wun cup hawt chawklit, adn go back 2 bed nao.
Okay, here are teh bandaids an teh chawklit (ai putted sum marsh mellys in too).
Ail come tuks yoo in wen yoos finished wif if.
Ai am awl otay now. Teh marshy mellow were puurrrfect.
But dis shud be ur nawt-secund sillybrashun tiem.
Here, u danz to teh egg sel ant Pixies muzic.
Ai will serb u teh spresso, adn ai gots enerjie drinkees too if u needz dem.
Ai will go gather up sum breaky fast fudz adn stuffz nao..
Hum….. eggz, cereal, pankakes, skones, maple syrup, real cream, blooberries, vegetarian sausage, real sausage, cauntolupez, warm pie N-E flabor…..
Here, wear dis tiara if u want- sinze u r teh nawt secund princess 2day.
Jus realized u mite not be female gender, gober. If ai has made misteak, furgive me. Ai also haz nice manly hats fur teh top nawt-secund winner!
Gud morning, 3floofiekitthehs. What yoo say there iz awlways a problim. Su ar eesee – liek me!!! an Mary O’, an kafleen an Salleh – but ai hav offen sruggled wif meneo ov teh odders.
Careful reeding will offen gib sum cloos – but – ai has still maed mistakes. Sumtimes is best!!! it getz resultz! Tehy suddenlee shout – Hey!!! Ai ar nawt a guy! Or vice versa!
Ai akshullee keep a list – but it’s nawt compleet.
Ai tryed to keep a list too. But ai am lol’in so much @ the cheezpeeps dat ai furgets to rite stuff down.
In kase yer wundrin, Ise a guy – a nawt breasted person. Call wif kwestshuns
Azif dere wuzz anee dowt bout dat!!!
sol,
no doubt bout ur gender at all. Prawmise.
But ai learned at skool dat all mammal hab breasts. Ebbery wun ob dem. Iz just sum breast more voluptuous dan udders. (Tee hee hee)
udders are protrooberant but nawt nesesarily volumptuous. An yer rite I has knowed some hefty boys wiff sum big jigglies but onna whole I deline8 between breasted an nawt, eefver yah gottum er yaw wannem.
So wut tipped yo off to which team I was playin wid? Did I nawt share enuff ob muh sensitib syde? moar empathising mighta been in order? The filfy mynd and mouf to match?
No. Jus u repeatin cawments bout bein grumpee, ole man……bein Uncle Sol, etc.
Nawt to menny womans refer to demselves as “man” or “uncle”- soes Ai jus thawt to maiself, “Self, Sol must be a guy”. Gud logic, no?
Shure! Yoo meminded mee ob wun ob Madeleine L’Engle’s non-fixion books—her hubby reurred tew himz self az “Grumpy Ole Grampa”, an himz grandawter shoartined it to “Gum”! But iz wee aloud tew bee lojikle hear?
Umm, taht’s sposedta be “refurred”!!!!
Is earrefutable proof, I obvious din’t try to hard to leave mush doubt. Ambiguous I ain’t.
Nono, yoo was rite, ais of teh female purrswayshun.
*put on tiara*
*admire self in mirror*
Ai likes dis princess day
An grate brekfast boofay, YUM!!
Gober, u r so nice.
every school a.m., i bringz my not- a morning-person H.S. kid a cuppa hot chawklit 2 get him moving. it makes teh a.m. rush go smoother.
WHOA!!!! SUDDENLY LOUD MEWSIK!!! I’m awake!! I’m awake!!!
*rubs eyes – peers out* O hai Gober – way up top there!!! Gud ting yur yoo ar nawt lolcatburglar or we’d hav to be reskewing yoo! Conga ratz frum mee, too!!
An nao, I’d reelee luv a cup ov taht fragrent cappucino, pleez!!!
{{{Janet}}}
Haddent posted for ayges. Checked in an ai saw a grate big “no comments” an couldn’t resist.
Yes, ais happy ai doan hav teh terribul feer of hites.
*saunters down rest of the thread*
{{{{Gober}}}} It haz been a long time!! Glad yoo did this or yoo mite hav been next awn mai “shout out – where are yoo” liszt!!!
ai keep hoeping taht maybee they are just lurkin fur a wile. . an when they see hao much they are mist – they mite com bak!!
‘kay. I lets others deal wif kawfee, i goes hyperz and badoingses aff walls alots.
Loud muuzix…um. I ar thinkin uf some acca dacca maybes to wakes up evvverybodies. Any suggeshuns?
…i r nuu to dis.
o yah, dis wuz SOOO mai roommaet todae.
I wokd up, maed him teh lonch (makkaroonee an chiz, wif sum xtra chiz an den sum chiz on tawp an’ sum xtra chiz, it war ztryyyngie!) I heer himz ‘larmklawk go off *agin*, I goed in an turnd on da lite in himz ruum, I wuz laik
☆ Oboi! Waeeekkk UPPP!!! ☆
an’ himz laik
ϟ NOEZ ϟ
Den I thratind to put KB in himz bed wif him, den he wuz laik
ϧ FIIINNNNEE ϧ
Den ov kors him onlee had 6 minnitz to git reddy bafoar him gots to leev foar teh werk.
Haha. That’s exactly how my cat sleeps! Head down. It’s the funniest thing.
Cud sumbuddy plz turn off teh lites. Itz hurtin mai eyes.
an dis is whai mai bruther is affeckshunnally nown as ‘vampyre boi.’ he skreems awai frum the lite. problee kuz heze had his hed sunburnded too menny taims.
orinj kitteh haz difficult tiem facin fact dat himz mite be poysin.
Kitteh hiding from camra
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“Teh akwa an fushia, dey does nuffin for my complexshun!”
Ack! Mai orinj kitteh sleep jus lik dis. Iz always wunner how he breathiz. I misses him lots.
Aww, DSH. Ai haz a sad fur u missin ur kitteh. Ai will gib mai 3floofie kittehs a snorgle adn send gud thoughts ur way.
Oh, tanks. Hims is ok, jus be livin wit mah parents wile I workin in teh Europe. Misses him lotses an chase all teh naybors kittehs round fur snorgles. Dey runs way from me now, lol.
Soooo, whut yur saein, iz yu zpen’ awl ur tiem chassin’ Urop-een …. kittehs?
I juz chekkin mai unnurztanninz.
College kitteh practices diligently fur himz cat-nap 101 examz.
Ai tink himz will be passing exam wid flyin culors.
stwanglie enuf, iz house I luuks atz werk… noe kan du deze 10 hower dais 2 much moor… ebbery1 haz bestest dai, onz dey haz teh spresso
Wat u do to werk 10 hr days? 5 days a week? Dats too much werk, Smammie. Ai werks teh 12hr shift but only 3 nites a week. Ai hope u can catch up on ur sleep soon!
One ob der reasons I retyred fum Big Brew wus dat dey had just MANDATED 10 hr days. Fifty hr werk weeks were minimum and if yo wanted to impress management den sixty or more was normal. Dat ment dat because I was good at muh job, I haddah play puter games for 18 hrs a week! Boring!
howebber, teh 18 hrs a week on teh compyooter wid teh cheezpeeps nawt so boring!
If I had knowed about cheezpeeps afore I retyred I’d still be der, maybe, ceot fer meathed management, prolly nawt axually.
Muh Esther gets up at 5:30, leave fer werk at 6:30, and comes home after 7:00 every night. Nawt Helfy!
Mai regard to ur Esther for habbin to trudge thru such long daiz.
She can retire soon, too?
i hope Esther really enjoys her werk- that wood make teh long hourz moar bearable. And she comes home 2 gourmay delicacees-that helps 2.
Is true dat sints I retired I has more time fer making muh sweetie’s Breffie, lunts, and dinners, which werx gud, I luvs to cook. Tonite – Pad Thai! I got a book (600 pages) on Thai food for holiday gift. X-L-N! Esther wants to werek for anudder 10 -12 yrs (I fink she doan wanna be stuck at home wif me, she’d snap and sumfin unfortunate involvin an ax migh occur). I caint imagin why?
Coz she married yoo foar betteh oar foar wurse, nawt foar lunch! Oar sew teh bumpehstickeh sez.
Dis how many college hoomins look awl teh tyme. But teh college hoomins wishes dey cud has kittehs…. Most can not has. Big sad.
If ai wuz prezident (Ceiling Cat save us from dat thawt!) Ai wud make nyoo rool. N-E buddy wantin teh kitteh at college may so hab dem.
But wud college hoomins B responsibul enuff to clean teh dreaded litter box?
On secund thawt……maybe not such gud idea.
Noe, noe, noe!! College hoomins needz der kitteh fix! Napz r not so effecktif wifowt teh kitteh. (Ai haz dun eckstensive reesirch on dis)
BTW– mebbe teh best opshun iz to form an oligarchy…. tehn teh cheezfrends will rule and uze teh diffrnt skillz to run teh cuntry 2gether.
4 exampul, Iz a Internashunal Affares majer in teh college…. so Iz can talks with teh phoreign kittehs. Wut else can teh cheezfrends bring to teh newly obercrowdded Obal Office?
um. if my own collige xperiens is enny indicashun… u mite want to save teh kittehs frum livvin with teh collige hoomins. Cuz they is offen so LOUD and sum of them even haz ther own nip. wich mite be confoozling fur teh kitteh.
lolz… ther own nip. Is sumtimes tru, but teh college hoomins who wants ther own kittehs will lub them and taek caer ob tehm and scratch teh frendsies who not lub teh kittehs enuff.
honist!!!! Ai will advocate fur teh college hoomins and ther kitteh friends!!! Must not be splitted part!!!
Kafleentehnawtfirst,
Ai am hoomin nurse but am back en college studyin to be animal nurse. Ai believe Lolnascar iz awlreddy prufeshnul vet tech. Soes maybee wii can work on health care issues.
To start wid: ebberywun shud hab kittehs to improve der health. Werks for me!
Dis is troo!! Shud we list the helth benefits of kittehs??
Aids in teh happie thots with teh snorgling
Bebbeh kittehs are gud for splort prevenshun practiss
Creating a sereen home invironmint.. gud fang shway
D…
Deccreeses blud presshur
Entertayns wis sillyness
Feels wunnerful to snorgul an smoo
Gud laffs watchin kitteh chase herz/himz tail
Hoomin heart swells wid lub fur teh kittehs
Intense kitteh naps
J…
January, February, March……all teh months R better wid kittehs
Kinder, gentler peeps becuz kittehs improve mental health as well
Lower stress levels becuz kitteh snorgles cure all.
M…
Mentul strengths increese wif kitteh always outsmarting u
Naturul resistens to pleh increeses proporshunally to amowt of snorguling u gets
Outdoor kittehs halp u with ur roof and tree climing (reskoo) skillz
runnin round chasin teh kittehs iz gud exercise, halps you lib looonger.
snorgles adn more snorgles have helth benefits as previously mentioned
takin time out to lub on teh kittehs gets u away from the daily grind
U….
Hey, this wuz supposed to go waaaaayyy up there. Now the list is out of order.
Ai haz made misstake.
Move along. Nuttin to see here.
oh. it iz rite weir itz supposed to be after all.
Aiz made anudder misteak.
Still nuttin to see here.
werdpress strykes agin!! LOL!
Underbelleh rubs are relaxing to teh hyoomins too
Vitimin K(itteh), severrul doses rekwired dailie!
Whiskurs that tickul makes u lol
Umm…we seems to has missed P.
An wehn yu has kittehs, yu always has P.
gud eggcersize when catching kitteh to taek to teh vet
halps slightly allergic hoomins bild allergen tolerence
Inkreeces endoorfins— kittehs makes us happee!!!
Eggsellent ideya!!!!
3floofie kittehs and lolnascar (if iz innerestted) will be teh healf care eggspurts!!!
nebody else?
i’m a purrfeshunul vet tek, too; cownt me in!
Hooray fur purfeshunal vet techs.
Ai soon be wun…. 2 more classes to go- Lg Animal Technique and Parasitology.
Ooh Parasitology sounds laik fun.
Nawt.
I totully agreez! I thinks my offis wud be much happeer plais if we had perfeshunul offis kitteh here!! A meezer, mebbeh. To anser teh fones.
ebery plase is happi plase wif kitteh.
aize a kolllige stoodent… ai wantz kitteh, but aize nebber home enuff to take care uv kitteh. ai goze to teh petsmart oar mai famblees howse to get mai kitteh fix.
Ai has teh 2 yeers ob Mewsic—nawt getz mee a jawb, butt teh Mawm an Wief skilz cud halp mee deel wiv teh Cawngress (oppozit ob progress) an maibee bgbis tehm tehtiem-owtz oar (liek teh wun Ohai-skool teecher did) mayk tehm stanz att teh bored wif tehir nozez in a liddle sirkle ai drawed.
GIBs tehm teh tiemowt. Stoopy Wurdpress!
Let me snooze pleazzzz….
Orinj kitteh luvs hims blankie.
Oh lordie, no mor tekella for me, evah! ! !
tsk tsk kitteh….
(psst…. did yew has teh wormsie?? Was it nommable?)
dat werm (gusano) is only in der Mezcal, Nawt tequilla. Although all tequilla is basically Mexcal nawt all Mezcal is tequilla. Comprende?
Si.
Sol
My brother is Sy
Sister Sue
She sews
Stop!!
waddaya say?
so sawwy
Mai hubby an ai duz dis wun awl teh tiem! Hoo did dis? Wuz it teh Mel Blanc?
It was on the Jack Benny show (one of Americas greatest comedians) Mel Blanc played Mexican and Jack Benny was the straight man.
Fanks bunchez!! Yoo awlwai cumz froo, Sol!
Ornjj Kitteh iz inz
‘Dreemee Lump Moad’ coodz nawt prye
himz up with Crowbarr
Ornjj Kitteh awllmoastz
catchez Behbee Bunneh inz
himz dreemz… Wayrz itz go?
Ornjj Kitteh willz waykz
up wenz himz gud andz reddee.
Wantz 2 catch Bunneh!
Jack.
Dreamy lump mode! mah kitteh’s favorite mode
great poem as always,
fanks Jack
Dreamy lump moad MAI faborite mode.
Tank U Jack!!!!
thatz whut I was thinkin…thatz mai faborite mode too!!
Iz this what they cawl inna lolcat dikshunary “catloaf”?
naw, dis is catloaf plus heddesk.
hehe. ornj kitteh ketches bunneh, and then dreams up wut to do wif hims owner’s polka dot clip-on tie…
haha cs– onlee u wud notice teh polka dots…
onlee ai wud notiss it’s a CLIP AWN!!
yikes!
:thppbpppbbbpppp:
Mommeh Iz will wake in 5 min…zzzzzz
I noes how u feelin, littul kitteh, I feels same way.
Tings not happee at home rite noaw furr donkee. I sorree too ebbreewun I owe a lettur too….I’m not bein rude on purrpose.
I can has Evverboddee pleeze send teh happee thots ?
kthxbai
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen, liddle donkee}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
R mai happee thawts coming thru on ur compyooter yet?
If nawt, teh will B dere soon!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
Happee thawts, Happy thawts, Happy thawts, Happy thawts, Happee thawts!!!!1!
Happy thots to yew, Kafleen teh nawt seckund!!!!!!
We meet at last!!!!! *happee kafleen danse* Iz bery sawwy tings not be happee for yew… {{{{{Kafleenfrend}}}}}
((hugs)) kafleen
Dear Kafleen wit teh Donkey,
eben when you haz 2 spend ur energies @ home 2 halp urself n others, plz rememeber we cheez peeps r here cheering u on. U go, donkey grl!
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Oh {{{{{Kafleen}}} from meh and mah two kittehs
theyz also sends you head bonks and rubz..
Oh, Kafleen – sendin u Happeez an Strongs to git by on. Perhaps a funni 4 u will hep: may cuzzin Kafryn got dig…diug…told she haz teh bi-polurs. Her momma sez “I nowd sumthin wuz rong, cuz she wuz ‘Kaf’ 4 a wyle, den she wuz ‘DeKaf’!” (Sheez bak to mossly Kaf now, thx 2 meds.)
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{{{{{{HEE HAWz}}}}}} 4 teh Donkee!
{{Kafleen}}
Happy forts flying yoor way.
{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
An menny happy thots to yoo, too. An kittehs.
{{{{{Kaffleen}}}}}
fuzzy bunnies, floofy clouds, chonlits bye teh pound,
ebberybody holdin hanz, dansin’ awl aroun….
beeg lubs
I seed you have a sad, but mai puter krashed befor I cud replieee.
Parents noe how to pulls your stringz, cuz dey is de wun dat putted dem dere. I sorry yoo has to go throo dis.
Hey liddle rainboh donkee, ai see u soring up in teh aer wif teh clowds n burdees n bumblebees, flappin ur eerses n kikin ur liddle hoofsees.
Mush lubs too u.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}
*happitayl thots*
I,se sorry dat yer nawt habben fun at the moment. If ders sumtin I kin do, you kin ask. I suppose dat offerin you a bonk wif yer own majical donkee konger is nawt a valid answer? STRIVE ON REGARDLESS!
oh, an ob korse come back when you can or even if you just need more hugs
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(See? Ai TOLE yoo yoo wuz a gud gui!)
Oh cheezes, I’se a cranky ole coot and I’se jest wishin kafleen the ver best bekause nobody bonks me and runs away laffin as adroitly, wiff the grace, wiff the je nais ce qat dat she do. Please done misconscrew dat as a challenge or an invitation or a glove to the face, is jest saying dat kafleen gots uncommon feisties.
Ai knose! ‘Sokay wif mee!
Dear Kafleen (aka la bellissima aurora)
{{{{kafleen}}}} Ebree gud thot ai haz iz wingng its way awn flutterbai wingz to yoo. If yoo feelz teh little breezes teh wing flappingz ar maeking awn yur face – it iz I, yur frend Janet, traiing wif awl her mite to comfurt yoo and keep yoo saife.
Deer Kafleen, Ai alwaise has happi thots adn wyshes fur yuu, becuz yuu ar soe speshul.
Ai wil iyncloode yu iyn mai praiyures eech adn ebbery dai;
Adn mai THE LORD alwaise keap yu cloase tu hisself furebber adn ebber!!!!!
Iffs ur going froo hell, keep goings.
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Quote bai Churchill
Translated bai Romeow
Donkey, u brings me happy wif joy. Save some of dat for urself, k?
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LCB
Moar Winston Churchlol quotes:
“I is reddy to say “o, hai” to mah Maker. Does mah Makers be reddy to
meets me? IDK.”
“Lady, i is ‘faced but u is teh fugly and 2morrow I will be sobers.”
“Alls i can offer is mah bodily flooids. Not so grate, akshually.”
My computer ignorance let me show you it. To Kafleen: I don’t know if you’re familiar with this country song by Rodney Atkins from 2006. For me it had power when I was really going through tough times. I’ve tried to give the exact website but I can’t get it to work so here comes the best way I know how. Help from anyone welcome if you know what I am talking about.
Google. Rodney Atkins-If You’re Going Through Hell Lyrics
Scroll down 5th Web Choice where it says turn your speakers up.
Chorus Yeah, if your going through hell
Keep on moving, Face that fire
Walk right through it
You might get out
Before the devil even knows you’re there
Ai hopez awl de luv helpz tu mind u how spezil u r an ur nawt alone.
Lubbs yoo, Sweetie! Sended yoo e-mayl—reeds it an maibee yoo phell betteh. Too yoose teh owld-fashuned wai ob xpressin it—-XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO! An menny prairs, tew. CC haz itt awl unner controwl.
Happy forts to u Kafleen, and awlso lots ov virchewal choklit. Becoz let’s face it choklit may not solve all ur problems, but it rarely makes tehm werse.
{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}
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kafleen, mai frend, u b having moar strenth dan u b noeing. awl ower lubbing thotz b wif u awlwayz. doant b 4getting u hab teh wings!!!! R thay flutter bai wingz? oar angel wingz? oar birdee wingz? oar fairee wingz? wuteber kind uv wingz they b, tehy will lifting u up. onlee u b noeing how high u can b flying wif dem.
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schmooo {{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
God bless and keep you, babygirl.
Happee tawts!
{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}} Heers sum spesal hot choclity wif much ov de luv in it. Hang in der, yer strenth may bez sumuns encurajment.
Forchunitly I is expurt at breethin thru mah eers.
LOL!
Haha dat zactly wot mah dad say when mah kitteh sleep liek dis.
Kafleen, U mai posiblee consider lettrs ritten in ur thawts? Fum mai mind tuz ur mind. Cheez frenz kin pik dem owt de air furr nao. Wii al getz buzy sumtimz but stil care bout an tink bout owr frenz.
Dis b meh ebbry moarnin nao. Ai jus chaynjd teh kittehbed sheets n teh noo (rly nawt noo but dey noo 4 nao) sheets ai bleev b eejipshun kawtun. Wen dat lowdbawks go awf n teh moarnindark ai neerlee yell DO NOT WANT! Kittehs no want meh git up…eggsept tu refill dere krunchyfuds.
Mai frend’z kitteh sleepz lyk dis, eggsep hur burys hur hed in da cornur of da cowch! Itz lyk hurz put hurself in tyem owt.
R u shure dis kitteh arnt mai dawter??2?
Kitteh nawt teylling teh troof!! Her nawt bees up…..
Her iys jes taulkin iyn her sleepses,
adn aynsweres Mommeh Kitteh thru habbit.
Gushyfuud & mylk be reddy ayt brekfuss taybel;
Butt kitteh haz noe planses tu showe up,
nawt naow adn nawt iyn teh immeediayte feeyutshur!!!
Dis kitteh channeling meh in high skool
That’s me, only oranger.
Five moar minnits, k? (*Hitz buttin on alarm clok laybuld snuez-z-z-z-z-z…*)
Kitteh lukks just liek I do every mawnin…srsly!
arnt we all up?
COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’Z B NEEDN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!11