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that’s me lol
Yoo are nawt second lolicopter, not Gober! Wat happund?
lolicopter, teh compyooter eated ur comment. It didnt appear until over 2 hours later. Teh compyooter time zones be confusin me.
plz to be joynin teh sillybrashuns awlready en prawgress!!!!!
Conga rats lolicopter!
Wood yoo liek some coffee? An iffn yoo’d liek teh tiara then aill pass it on. Ais worn it before alreddee an ai suspek yous noo (well, dats usually wen WP want to hav a good think before posting).
I can has five more minnits of snooz?
*zzzzzzzzz*
comb gratty sulations on yur nawt sekkund Gober! Yu has wantings uf fud and befrije and dans?
*yaaaaawn*
*streeeeeetch*
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Fanks lil’un! I’d lub sum coffee an sum LOUD music, dat mite wakes me up. Ennybody else wants sum spresso?
praps a nice hot steeming mugga cappach… kapashin…coppa… spresso woud be fyne thx.
didjoe noes dat spresso axual has LES kaffeene den reglar kawffee? Strue, roastin they beens reduce the kafeen and spreso beens is roasted to deff so it tastes strong, and dey brew it strong but axual less buzz den kaffay Murkin. Annuder useless nugget of brekfas table chatter from yer fren, Unka Sol.
Sol,
Do U noe ebberyting?
Ai am tinkin dat u had lots ob time to read up on tings when you werked in dat forest watch-tower.
(reference to teh job possibilitie for um, oberly honest people on birfday cake thread)
I read ebbeyting, Ise been around fer a while so I has seen a lotta stuff, I alwaeys ax stoopy kwestshuns, when I don’t know sumfin I look it up. Dats wut makes me differmint from our prez, Ise curious about ebbeyting. An I am blessed by the company of smart folks like the ones here inna LOLWhirrled.
I’se nawt acually too smart, smart people noes wen to STFU. I am lukky to had a purty gud memry fer details doe, dat fools peeple.
Aww, Solly—bee nyce too urself! Wee lubs u heer and kno u bee lotz liek mah favrit unkul—kine-blustery awnna owtsied, but reel nyce insied. Wee eben had a sayin 4 itt: “Hao duz u spel tuff gui? M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W!” Doze ob uss wut memebers teh weerd detayls be wyred taht wai—nawt sumfin wee lerned. An juss 4 teh rekord—ai nebber shure wen to shaddup neever. You bee okay heer. Unless sumwun’s REELY meen, wee doan gett tew upsett. Yoo beed pritty nyse to tridan, an he’s a reely diffu—difi—tuff cayse. Yoo hannled itt BERRY well.
Nobody treats me better than I do. I just knows where I fit inna big scheme, kinda smart - nawt genius - well read - lotas diverse skills - expert in some - pretty kwick - dirty mind - trivia whiz - cheeze whiz, oh, and MAOWGWA (middleagedoverweightwhiteguy wiff attitude). I knows me perty well. My biggest conflict is between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility.
LOL sol! I has teh saem problum. Da tezt, it sae I smart enuf, but I seem to not know when to shut da kaekhol.
Um yeth. I wud awlzo laik to sae heer,
didjoe noes dat spresso frum starbux akshulie taezt laik rong end ov skonk? Iz troo! Dey rozt da beenz to deff uzin’ patintid skonk teknolujie. Den dey surv it to peepul who fink it taezt sooooo gud dat dey paez $4.50 for a kup ov it.
Mmmmmm hawt steemee skonk-butt koffee.
–Elfi
Der iz a rite end to a skonk? I trys to avoid bofe. I’se wiff you onna Starbux coffee, Only somebody who nebber hadda pleshure of good coffe would wait on line to pay too much for that swill.
rite end ub skonk B cute & wigglie, lieks grapez & gushie fud, doan smelz bad edder…”rong end” ub skonk hates surprises an onlies haz 1 weigh 2 espreeo eet…. witch iz ware Starbux gits teknolujie frum…
Hill Hairy Ass! An so tru - Ai’s nao sploffled mai nawt-starbux cawfee awn teh pooter!
I actually did noes this as well! I lurned this cuz its was splained to me by Alton Brown on I Run Chefs America! Alton Brown has many smarts.
I tink dats I lurnt it too. He is purty smart fellah, I tink its the Einstein hairdon’t
hairdon’t! hahaha! *luks in mirror* onoez i haz one maiself *stops laffin*
*keeps laffin*
XP
con-nap-ulayshuns Gober. Nawt secund spot. Shud ai hep lil’un prepair sawng adn danz? Or mai B u wants 2 finish ur snooz den hab breaky fast en bed?
fanx 3FFk ….i ar nawt so berry gud at dis. Nawt sekkund teim uf orga …arge …amalash… setting stuffs up!
Wii halp ech udder, lil’un. Ai am nyoo 2 dis too. Shall wii go open teh pie kart adn set ebbery ting up- so awl teh udder peeps kan sleep en?
Otay. Spresso it iz!
*Turns on fancy espresso machine*
*Turns on loud muzic machine*
Boom, dah, Boom, dah, Boom, Boom, Boom
*luks round to see if muzic is loud nuff to wake up ebberybuddy*
Any particular sawng or tune, Gober?
Ai am too sleepy to be tinkin ob wun dis morn…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Errrm, ail go digs up Sufer Rosa from teh Pixies. Dey allus givs me lots of ennergee.
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♬
Wif yoor feets in teh air an your hed on teh grown.
Try this trik an spin it. Yeah.
Your hed will collaps
But theres nuffing innit
An youll ask yourself:
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Where is my mind…
♬
waaaaaaaaaay out in teh watr, seeit swimmin
<3 <3 <3
ohhhh, ai mite can do dat too.
*upside down wid blood rushin to mai hed*
*spin, spin, spin*
*spin, spin, CRASH*
No, betta not try dat again.
Ooops, luks like we needs a crash crash cart!
Nawt to werrie, ai has a first ade diploma.
*bring in beeeeg pile of bandages*
Were does it hurts?
Dank u Gober. Ai will tayke 2 bandaids, wun cup hawt chawklit, adn go back 2 bed nao.
Okay, here are teh bandaids an teh chawklit (ai putted sum marsh mellys in too).
Ail come tuks yoo in wen yoos finished wif if.
Ai am awl otay now. Teh marshy mellow were puurrrfect.
But dis shud be ur nawt-secund sillybrashun tiem.
Here, u danz to teh egg sel ant Pixies muzic.
Ai will serb u teh spresso, adn ai gots enerjie drinkees too if u needz dem.
Ai will go gather up sum breaky fast fudz adn stuffz nao..
Hum….. eggz, cereal, pankakes, skones, maple syrup, real cream, blooberries, vegetarian sausage, real sausage, cauntolupez, warm pie N-E flabor…..
Here, wear dis tiara if u want- sinze u r teh nawt secund princess 2day.
Jus realized u mite not be female gender, gober. If ai has made misteak, furgive me. Ai also haz nice manly hats fur teh top nawt-secund winner!
Gud morning, 3floofiekitthehs. What yoo say there iz awlways a problim. Su ar eesee - liek me!!! an Mary O’, an kafleen an Salleh - but ai hav offen sruggled wif meneo ov teh odders.
Careful reeding will offen gib sum cloos - but - ai has still maed mistakes. Sumtimes is best!!! it getz resultz! Tehy suddenlee shout - Hey!!! Ai ar nawt a guy! Or vice versa!
Ai akshullee keep a list - but it’s nawt compleet.
Ai tryed to keep a list too. But ai am lol’in so much @ the cheezpeeps dat ai furgets to rite stuff down.
In kase yer wundrin, Ise a guy - a nawt breasted person. Call wif kwestshuns
Azif dere wuzz anee dowt bout dat!!!
sol,
no doubt bout ur gender at all. Prawmise.
But ai learned at skool dat all mammal hab breasts. Ebbery wun ob dem. Iz just sum breast more voluptuous dan udders. (Tee hee hee)
udders are protrooberant but nawt nesesarily volumptuous. An yer rite I has knowed some hefty boys wiff sum big jigglies but onna whole I deline8 between breasted an nawt, eefver yah gottum er yaw wannem.
So wut tipped yo off to which team I was playin wid? Did I nawt share enuff ob muh sensitib syde? moar empathising mighta been in order? The filfy mynd and mouf to match?
No. Jus u repeatin cawments bout bein grumpee, ole man……bein Uncle Sol, etc.
Nawt to menny womans refer to demselves as “man” or “uncle”- soes Ai jus thawt to maiself, “Self, Sol must be a guy”. Gud logic, no?
Shure! Yoo meminded mee ob wun ob Madeleine L’Engle’s non-fixion books—her hubby reurred tew himz self az “Grumpy Ole Grampa”, an himz grandawter shoartined it to “Gum”! But iz wee aloud tew bee lojikle hear?
Umm, taht’s sposedta be “refurred”!!!!
Is earrefutable proof, I obvious din’t try to hard to leave mush doubt. Ambiguous I ain’t.
Nono, yoo was rite, ais of teh female purrswayshun.
*put on tiara*
*admire self in mirror*
Ai likes dis princess day
An grate brekfast boofay, YUM!!
Gober, u r so nice.
every school a.m., i bringz my not- a morning-person H.S. kid a cuppa hot chawklit 2 get him moving. it makes teh a.m. rush go smoother.
WHOA!!!! SUDDENLY LOUD MEWSIK!!! I’m awake!! I’m awake!!!
*rubs eyes - peers out* O hai Gober - way up top there!!! Gud ting yur yoo ar nawt lolcatburglar or we’d hav to be reskewing yoo! Conga ratz frum mee, too!!
An nao, I’d reelee luv a cup ov taht fragrent cappucino, pleez!!!
{{{Janet}}}
Haddent posted for ayges. Checked in an ai saw a grate big “no comments” an couldn’t resist.
Yes, ais happy ai doan hav teh terribul feer of hites.
*saunters down rest of the thread*
{{{{Gober}}}} It haz been a long time!! Glad yoo did this or yoo mite hav been next awn mai “shout out - where are yoo” liszt!!!
ai keep hoeping taht maybee they are just lurkin fur a wile. . an when they see hao much they are mist - they mite com bak!!
‘kay. I lets others deal wif kawfee, i goes hyperz and badoingses aff walls alots.
Loud muuzix…um. I ar thinkin uf some acca dacca maybes to wakes up evvverybodies. Any suggeshuns?
…i r nuu to dis.
o yah, dis wuz SOOO mai roommaet todae.
I wokd up, maed him teh lonch (makkaroonee an chiz, wif sum xtra chiz an den sum chiz on tawp an’ sum xtra chiz, it war ztryyyngie!) I heer himz ‘larmklawk go off *agin*, I goed in an turnd on da lite in himz ruum, I wuz laik
☆ Oboi! Waeeekkk UPPP!!! ☆
an’ himz laik
ϟ NOEZ ϟ
Den I thratind to put KB in himz bed wif him, den he wuz laik
ϧ FIIINNNNEE ϧ
Den ov kors him onlee had 6 minnitz to git reddy bafoar him gots to leev foar teh werk.
Haha. That’s exactly how my cat sleeps! Head down. It’s the funniest thing.
Cud sumbuddy plz turn off teh lites. Itz hurtin mai eyes.
an dis is whai mai bruther is affeckshunnally nown as ‘vampyre boi.’ he skreems awai frum the lite. problee kuz heze had his hed sunburnded too menny taims.
orinj kitteh haz difficult tiem facin fact dat himz mite be poysin.
Kitteh hiding from camra
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“Teh akwa an fushia, dey does nuffin for my complexshun!”
Ack! Mai orinj kitteh sleep jus lik dis. Iz always wunner how he breathiz. I misses him lots.
Aww, DSH. Ai haz a sad fur u missin ur kitteh. Ai will gib mai 3floofie kittehs a snorgle adn send gud thoughts ur way.