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  1. Gober says:

    I can has five more minnits of snooz?

    *zzzzzzzzz*

    • lil'un says:

      comb gratty sulations on yur nawt sekkund Gober! Yu has wantings uf fud and befrije and dans?

      • Gober says:

        *yaaaaawn*
        *streeeeeetch*
        .
        Fanks lil’un! I’d lub sum coffee an sum LOUD music, dat mite wakes me up. Ennybody else wants sum spresso?

        • SolnEsther says:

          praps a nice hot steeming mugga cappach… kapashin…coppa… spresso woud be fyne thx.

          • SolnEsther says:

            didjoe noes dat spresso axual has LES kaffeene den reglar kawffee? Strue, roastin they beens reduce the kafeen and spreso beens is roasted to deff so it tastes strong, and dey brew it strong but axual less buzz den kaffay Murkin. Annuder useless nugget of brekfas table chatter from yer fren, Unka Sol.

            • Sol,
              Do U noe ebberyting?
              Ai am tinkin dat u had lots ob time to read up on tings when you werked in dat forest watch-tower.
              (reference to teh job possibilitie for um, oberly honest people on birfday cake thread)

              • SolnEsther says:

                I read ebbeyting, Ise been around fer a while so I has seen a lotta stuff, I alwaeys ax stoopy kwestshuns, when I don’t know sumfin I look it up. Dats wut makes me differmint from our prez, Ise curious about ebbeyting. An I am blessed by the company of smart folks like the ones here inna LOLWhirrled.

                • SolnEsther says:

                  I’se nawt acually too smart, smart people noes wen to STFU. I am lukky to had a purty gud memry fer details doe, dat fools peeple.

                  • altosinger says:

                    Aww, Solly—bee nyce too urself! Wee lubs u heer and kno u bee lotz liek mah favrit unkul—kine-blustery awnna owtsied, but reel nyce insied. Wee eben had a sayin 4 itt: “Hao duz u spel tuff gui? M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W!” Doze ob uss wut memebers teh weerd detayls be wyred taht wai—nawt sumfin wee lerned. An juss 4 teh rekord—ai nebber shure wen to shaddup neever. You bee okay heer. Unless sumwun’s REELY meen, wee doan gett tew upsett. Yoo beed pritty nyse to tridan, an he’s a reely diffu—difi—tuff cayse. Yoo hannled itt BERRY well.

                    • SolnEsther says:

                      Nobody treats me better than I do. I just knows where I fit inna big scheme, kinda smart – nawt genius – well read – lotas diverse skills – expert in some – pretty kwick – dirty mind – trivia whiz – cheeze whiz, oh, and MAOWGWA (middleagedoverweightwhiteguy wiff attitude). I knows me perty well. My biggest conflict is between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility.

                  • elfinugget says:

                    LOL sol! I has teh saem problum. Da tezt, it sae I smart enuf, but I seem to not know when to shut da kaekhol. :)

            • elfinugget says:

              Um yeth. I wud awlzo laik to sae heer,

              didjoe noes dat spresso frum starbux akshulie taezt laik rong end ov skonk? Iz troo! Dey rozt da beenz to deff uzin’ patintid skonk teknolujie. Den dey surv it to peepul who fink it taezt sooooo gud dat dey paez $4.50 for a kup ov it.

              Mmmmmm hawt steemee skonk-butt koffee.

              –Elfi

              • SolnEsther says:

                Der iz a rite end to a skonk? I trys to avoid bofe. I’se wiff you onna Starbux coffee, Only somebody who nebber hadda pleshure of good coffe would wait on line to pay too much for that swill.

                • Smammie says:

                  rite end ub skonk B cute & wigglie, lieks grapez & gushie fud, doan smelz bad edder…”rong end” ub skonk hates surprises an onlies haz 1 weigh 2 espreeo eet…. witch iz ware Starbux gits teknolujie frum…

              • Ambercat says:

                Hill Hairy Ass! An so tru – Ai’s nao sploffled mai nawt-starbux cawfee awn teh pooter!

            • sarahdh says:

              I actually did noes this as well! I lurned this cuz its was splained to me by Alton Brown on I Run Chefs America! Alton Brown has many smarts.

    • con-nap-ulayshuns Gober. Nawt secund spot. Shud ai hep lil’un prepair sawng adn danz? Or mai B u wants 2 finish ur snooz den hab breaky fast en bed?

    • Otay. Spresso it iz!
      *Turns on fancy espresso machine*
      *Turns on loud muzic machine*
      Boom, dah, Boom, dah, Boom, Boom, Boom
      *luks round to see if muzic is loud nuff to wake up ebberybuddy*
      Any particular sawng or tune, Gober?
      Ai am too sleepy to be tinkin ob wun dis morn…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      • Gober says:

        Errrm, ail go digs up Sufer Rosa from teh Pixies. Dey allus givs me lots of ennergee.
        .

        Wif yoor feets in teh air an your hed on teh grown.
        Try this trik an spin it. Yeah.
        Your hed will collaps
        But theres nuffing innit
        An youll ask yourself:

        Where is my mind…

        • bug says:

          waaaaaaaaaay out in teh watr, seeit swimmin
          <3 <3 <3

        • ohhhh, ai mite can do dat too.
          *upside down wid blood rushin to mai hed*
          *spin, spin, spin*
          *spin, spin, CRASH*

          No, betta not try dat again.

          • Gober says:

            Ooops, luks like we needs a crash crash cart!

            Nawt to werrie, ai has a first ade diploma.
            *bring in beeeeg pile of bandages*

            Were does it hurts?

            • Dank u Gober. Ai will tayke 2 bandaids, wun cup hawt chawklit, adn go back 2 bed nao.

              • Gober says:

                Okay, here are teh bandaids an teh chawklit (ai putted sum marsh mellys in too).
                Ail come tuks yoo in wen yoos finished wif if.

                • Ai am awl otay now. Teh marshy mellow were puurrrfect.
                  But dis shud be ur nawt-secund sillybrashun tiem.
                  Here, u danz to teh egg sel ant Pixies muzic.
                  Ai will serb u teh spresso, adn ai gots enerjie drinkees too if u needz dem.
                  Ai will go gather up sum breaky fast fudz adn stuffz nao..
                  Hum….. eggz, cereal, pankakes, skones, maple syrup, real cream, blooberries, vegetarian sausage, real sausage, cauntolupez, warm pie N-E flabor…..
                  Here, wear dis tiara if u want- sinze u r teh nawt secund princess 2day.

                  • Jus realized u mite not be female gender, gober. If ai has made misteak, furgive me. Ai also haz nice manly hats fur teh top nawt-secund winner!

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Gud morning, 3floofiekitthehs. What yoo say there iz awlways a problim. Su ar eesee – liek me!!! an Mary O’, an kafleen an Salleh – but ai hav offen sruggled wif meneo ov teh odders.

                      Careful reeding will offen gib sum cloos – but – ai has still maed mistakes. Sumtimes is best!!! it getz resultz! Tehy suddenlee shout – Hey!!! Ai ar nawt a guy! Or vice versa!

                      Ai akshullee keep a list – but it’s nawt compleet.

                      • Ai tryed to keep a list too. But ai am lol’in so much @ the cheezpeeps dat ai furgets to rite stuff down.

                      • SolnEsther says:

                        In kase yer wundrin, Ise a guy – a nawt breasted person. Call wif kwestshuns

                        • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

                          Azif dere wuzz anee dowt bout dat!!! ;)

                        • sol,
                          no doubt bout ur gender at all. Prawmise.
                          But ai learned at skool dat all mammal hab breasts. Ebbery wun ob dem. Iz just sum breast more voluptuous dan udders. (Tee hee hee)

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          udders are protrooberant but nawt nesesarily volumptuous. An yer rite I has knowed some hefty boys wiff sum big jigglies but onna whole I deline8 between breasted an nawt, eefver yah gottum er yaw wannem.

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          So wut tipped yo off to which team I was playin wid? Did I nawt share enuff ob muh sensitib syde? moar empathising mighta been in order? The filfy mynd and mouf to match?

                        • No. Jus u repeatin cawments bout bein grumpee, ole man……bein Uncle Sol, etc.
                          Nawt to menny womans refer to demselves as “man” or “uncle”- soes Ai jus thawt to maiself, “Self, Sol must be a guy”. Gud logic, no?

                        • altosinger says:

                          Shure! Yoo meminded mee ob wun ob Madeleine L’Engle’s non-fixion books—her hubby reurred tew himz self az “Grumpy Ole Grampa”, an himz grandawter shoartined it to “Gum”! But iz wee aloud tew bee lojikle hear?

                        • altosinger says:

                          Umm, taht’s sposedta be “refurred”!!!!

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          Is earrefutable proof, I obvious din’t try to hard to leave mush doubt. Ambiguous I ain’t.

                    • Gober says:

                      Nono, yoo was rite, ais of teh female purrswayshun.

                      *put on tiara*
                      *admire self in mirror*

                      Ai likes dis princess day ;-)

                      An grate brekfast boofay, YUM!!

                • Kayjoy says:

                  Gober, u r so nice.
                  every school a.m., i bringz my not- a morning-person H.S. kid a cuppa hot chawklit 2 get him moving. it makes teh a.m. rush go smoother.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        WHOA!!!! SUDDENLY LOUD MEWSIK!!! I’m awake!! I’m awake!!!

        *rubs eyes – peers out* O hai Gober – way up top there!!! Gud ting yur yoo ar nawt lolcatburglar or we’d hav to be reskewing yoo! Conga ratz frum mee, too!!

        An nao, I’d reelee luv a cup ov taht fragrent cappucino, pleez!!!

        • Gober says:

          {{{Janet}}}

          Haddent posted for ayges. Checked in an ai saw a grate big “no comments” an couldn’t resist.

          Yes, ais happy ai doan hav teh terribul feer of hites.
          *saunters down rest of the thread*

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            {{{{Gober}}}} It haz been a long time!! Glad yoo did this or yoo mite hav been next awn mai “shout out – where are yoo” liszt!!!

            ai keep hoeping taht maybee they are just lurkin fur a wile. . an when they see hao much they are mist – they mite com bak!!

    • lil'un says:

      ‘kay. I lets others deal wif kawfee, i goes hyperz and badoingses aff walls alots.

      Loud muuzix…um. I ar thinkin uf some acca dacca maybes to wakes up evvverybodies. Any suggeshuns?

      …i r nuu to dis.

    • elfinugget says:

      o yah, dis wuz SOOO mai roommaet todae.

      I wokd up, maed him teh lonch (makkaroonee an chiz, wif sum xtra chiz an den sum chiz on tawp an’ sum xtra chiz, it war ztryyyngie!) I heer himz ‘larmklawk go off *agin*, I goed in an turnd on da lite in himz ruum, I wuz laik

      ☆ Oboi! Waeeekkk UPPP!!! ☆
      an’ himz laik
      ϟ NOEZ ϟ

      Den I thratind to put KB in himz bed wif him, den he wuz laik

      ϧ FIIINNNNEE ϧ

      Den ov kors him onlee had 6 minnitz to git reddy bafoar him gots to leev foar teh werk.

  2. David says:

    Haha. That’s exactly how my cat sleeps! Head down. It’s the funniest thing.

  3. Cud sumbuddy plz turn off teh lites. Itz hurtin mai eyes.

    • kitsunerina says:

      an dis is whai mai bruther is affeckshunnally nown as ‘vampyre boi.’ he skreems awai frum the lite. problee kuz heze had his hed sunburnded too menny taims.

  4. orinj kitteh haz difficult tiem facin fact dat himz mite be poysin.

  5. Gober says:

    Kitteh hiding from camra
    .
    “Teh akwa an fushia, dey does nuffin for my complexshun!”

  6. DSH says:

    Ack! Mai orinj kitteh sleep jus lik dis. Iz always wunner how he breathiz. I misses him lots. :(

  7. College kitteh practices diligently fur himz cat-nap 101 examz.
    Ai tink himz will be passing exam wid flyin culors.

    • Smammie says:

      stwanglie enuf, iz house I luuks atz werk… noe kan du deze 10 hower dais 2 much moor… ebbery1 haz bestest dai, onz dey haz teh spresso

      • Wat u do to werk 10 hr days? 5 days a week? Dats too much werk, Smammie. Ai werks teh 12hr shift but only 3 nites a week. Ai hope u can catch up on ur sleep soon!

        • SolnEsther says:

          One ob der reasons I retyred fum Big Brew wus dat dey had just MANDATED 10 hr days. Fifty hr werk weeks were minimum and if yo wanted to impress management den sixty or more was normal. Dat ment dat because I was good at muh job, I haddah play puter games for 18 hrs a week! Boring!

          • howebber, teh 18 hrs a week on teh compyooter wid teh cheezpeeps nawt so boring!

            • SolnEsther says:

              If I had knowed about cheezpeeps afore I retyred I’d still be der, maybe, ceot fer meathed management, prolly nawt axually.

          • SolnEsther says:

            Muh Esther gets up at 5:30, leave fer werk at 6:30, and comes home after 7:00 every night. Nawt Helfy!

            • Mai regard to ur Esther for habbin to trudge thru such long daiz.
              She can retire soon, too?

              • Kayjoy says:

                i hope Esther really enjoys her werk- that wood make teh long hourz moar bearable. And she comes home 2 gourmay delicacees-that helps 2.

                • SolnEsther says:

                  Is true dat sints I retired I has more time fer making muh sweetie’s Breffie, lunts, and dinners, which werx gud, I luvs to cook. Tonite – Pad Thai! I got a book (600 pages) on Thai food for holiday gift. X-L-N! Esther wants to werek for anudder 10 -12 yrs (I fink she doan wanna be stuck at home wif me, she’d snap and sumfin unfortunate involvin an ax migh occur). I caint imagin why?

    • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

      Dis how many college hoomins look awl teh tyme. But teh college hoomins wishes dey cud has kittehs…. Most can not has. Big sad.

      • If ai wuz prezident (Ceiling Cat save us from dat thawt!) Ai wud make nyoo rool. N-E buddy wantin teh kitteh at college may so hab dem.
        But wud college hoomins B responsibul enuff to clean teh dreaded litter box?
        On secund thawt……maybe not such gud idea.

        • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

          Noe, noe, noe!! College hoomins needz der kitteh fix! Napz r not so effecktif wifowt teh kitteh. (Ai haz dun eckstensive reesirch on dis)

          BTW– mebbe teh best opshun iz to form an oligarchy…. tehn teh cheezfrends will rule and uze teh diffrnt skillz to run teh cuntry 2gether.

          4 exampul, Iz a Internashunal Affares majer in teh college…. so Iz can talks with teh phoreign kittehs. Wut else can teh cheezfrends bring to teh newly obercrowdded Obal Office?

          • leeza-b says:

            um. if my own collige xperiens is enny indicashun… u mite want to save teh kittehs frum livvin with teh collige hoomins. Cuz they is offen so LOUD and sum of them even haz ther own nip. wich mite be confoozling fur teh kitteh.

            • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

              lolz… ther own nip. Is sumtimes tru, but teh college hoomins who wants ther own kittehs will lub them and taek caer ob tehm and scratch teh frendsies who not lub teh kittehs enuff.

              honist!!!! Ai will advocate fur teh college hoomins and ther kitteh friends!!! Must not be splitted part!!!

          • Kafleentehnawtfirst,
            Ai am hoomin nurse but am back en college studyin to be animal nurse. Ai believe Lolnascar iz awlreddy prufeshnul vet tech. Soes maybee wii can work on health care issues.
            To start wid: ebberywun shud hab kittehs to improve der health. Werks for me!

            • leeza-b says:

              Dis is troo!! Shud we list the helth benefits of kittehs??

              Aids in teh happie thots with teh snorgling
              Bebbeh kittehs are gud for splort prevenshun practiss
              Creating a sereen home invironmint.. gud fang shway

              D…

              • Duffy says:

                Deccreeses blud presshur
                Entertayns wis sillyness
                Feels wunnerful to snorgul an smoo

                • Gud laffs watchin kitteh chase herz/himz tail
                  Hoomin heart swells wid lub fur teh kittehs
                  Intense kitteh naps
                  J…

                  • January, February, March……all teh months R better wid kittehs
                    Kinder, gentler peeps becuz kittehs improve mental health as well
                    Lower stress levels becuz kitteh snorgles cure all.
                    M…

                    • leeza-b says:

                      Mentul strengths increese wif kitteh always outsmarting u
                      Naturul resistens to pleh increeses proporshunally to amowt of snorguling u gets
                      Outdoor kittehs halp u with ur roof and tree climing (reskoo) skillz

                      • runnin round chasin teh kittehs iz gud exercise, halps you lib looonger.
                        snorgles adn more snorgles have helth benefits as previously mentioned
                        takin time out to lub on teh kittehs gets u away from the daily grind
                        U….

                • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

                  gud eggcersize when catching kitteh to taek to teh vet
                  halps slightly allergic hoomins bild allergen tolerence
                  Inkreeces endoorfins— kittehs makes us happee!!!

            • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

              Eggsellent ideya!!!!

              3floofie kittehs and lolnascar (if iz innerestted) will be teh healf care eggspurts!!!

              nebody else?

            • Duffy says:

              I totully agreez! I thinks my offis wud be much happeer plais if we had perfeshunul offis kitteh here!! A meezer, mebbeh. To anser teh fones.

              • kitsunerina says:

                ebery plase is happi plase wif kitteh.

                aize a kolllige stoodent… ai wantz kitteh, but aize nebber home enuff to take care uv kitteh. ai goze to teh petsmart oar mai famblees howse to get mai kitteh fix.

          • altosinger says:

            Ai has teh 2 yeers ob Mewsic—nawt getz mee a jawb, butt teh Mawm an Wief skilz cud halp mee deel wiv teh Cawngress (oppozit ob progress) an maibee bgbis tehm tehtiem-owtz oar (liek teh wun Ohai-skool teecher did) mayk tehm stanz att teh bored wif tehir nozez in a liddle sirkle ai drawed.

  8. Let me snooze pleazzzz….

  9. luvscatsVA says:

    Orinj kitteh luvs hims blankie.

  10. LifeLover says:

    Oh lordie, no mor tekella for me, evah! ! !

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Ornjj Kitteh iz inz
    ‘Dreemee Lump Moad’ coodz nawt prye
    himz up with Crowbarr

    Ornjj Kitteh awllmoastz
    catchez Behbee Bunneh inz
    himz dreemz… Wayrz itz go?

    Ornjj Kitteh willz waykz
    up wenz himz gud andz reddee.
    Wantz 2 catch Bunneh! :-)

    Jack.

  12. two_kittehs says:

    Mommeh Iz will wake in 5 min…zzzzzz

  13. kafleen says:

    I noes how u feelin, littul kitteh, I feels same way.

    Tings not happee at home rite noaw furr donkee. I sorree too ebbreewun I owe a lettur too….I’m not bein rude on purrpose.

    I can has Evverboddee pleeze send teh happee thots ?

    kthxbai

    • {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen, liddle donkee}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      R mai happee thawts coming thru on ur compyooter yet?
      If nawt, teh will B dere soon!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

      Happee thawts, Happy thawts, Happy thawts, Happy thawts, Happee thawts!!!!1!

    • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

      Happy thots to yew, Kafleen teh nawt seckund!!!!!!

      We meet at last!!!!! *happee kafleen danse* Iz bery sawwy tings not be happee for yew… {{{{{Kafleenfrend}}}}}

    • lolnascar says:

      ((hugs)) kafleen

    • Kayjoy says:

      Dear Kafleen wit teh Donkey,
      eben when you haz 2 spend ur energies @ home 2 halp urself n others, plz rememeber we cheez peeps r here cheering u on. U go, donkey grl!
      {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}

    • Jenniffuurr says:

      Oh, Kafleen – sendin u Happeez an Strongs to git by on. Perhaps a funni 4 u will hep: may cuzzin Kafryn got dig…diug…told she haz teh bi-polurs. Her momma sez “I nowd sumthin wuz rong, cuz she wuz ‘Kaf’ 4 a wyle, den she wuz ‘DeKaf’!” (Sheez bak to mossly Kaf now, thx 2 meds.)
      .
      {{{{{{HEE HAWz}}}}}} 4 teh Donkee!

    • Gober says:

      {{Kafleen}}
      Happy forts flying yoor way.

    • Cassidy says:

      {{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}

      An menny happy thots to yoo, too. An kittehs.

    • Smammie says:

      {{{{{Kaffleen}}}}}
      fuzzy bunnies, floofy clouds, chonlits bye teh pound,
      ebberybody holdin hanz, dansin’ awl aroun….

      beeg lubs

    • zski says:

      I seed you have a sad, but mai puter krashed befor I cud replieee.

      Parents noe how to pulls your stringz, cuz dey is de wun dat putted dem dere. I sorry yoo has to go throo dis.

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      Hey liddle rainboh donkee, ai see u soring up in teh aer wif teh clowds n burdees n bumblebees, flappin ur eerses n kikin ur liddle hoofsees.

      Mush lubs too u.

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}

    • Teho says:

      *happitayl thots*

    • SolnEsther says:

      I,se sorry dat yer nawt habben fun at the moment. If ders sumtin I kin do, you kin ask. I suppose dat offerin you a bonk wif yer own majical donkee konger is nawt a valid answer? STRIVE ON REGARDLESS!

      • SolnEsther says:

        oh, an ob korse come back when you can or even if you just need more hugs
        {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

        • altosinger says:

          (See? Ai TOLE yoo yoo wuz a gud gui!)

          • SolnEsther says:

            Oh cheezes, I’se a cranky ole coot and I’se jest wishin kafleen the ver best bekause nobody bonks me and runs away laffin as adroitly, wiff the grace, wiff the je nais ce qat dat she do. Please done misconscrew dat as a challenge or an invitation or a glove to the face, is jest saying dat kafleen gots uncommon feisties.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Dear Kafleen (aka la bellissima aurora)

      {{{{kafleen}}}} Ebree gud thot ai haz iz wingng its way awn flutterbai wingz to yoo. If yoo feelz teh little breezes teh wing flappingz ar maeking awn yur face – it iz I, yur frend Janet, traiing wif awl her mite to comfurt yoo and keep yoo saife.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Deer Kafleen, Ai alwaise has happi thots adn wyshes fur yuu, becuz yuu ar soe speshul.

      Ai wil iyncloode yu iyn mai praiyures eech adn ebbery dai;

      Adn mai THE LORD alwaise keap yu cloase tu hisself furebber adn ebber!!!!!

    • Romeow says:

      Iffs ur going froo hell, keep goings.
      .
      Quote bai Churchill
      Translated bai Romeow

      • Donkey, u brings me happy wif joy. Save some of dat for urself, k?
        .
        LCB

        Moar Winston Churchlol quotes:

        “I is reddy to say “o, hai” to mah Maker. Does mah Makers be reddy to
        meets me? IDK.”

        “Lady, i is ‘faced but u is teh fugly and 2morrow I will be sobers.”

        “Alls i can offer is mah bodily flooids. Not so grate, akshually.”

      • London says:

        My computer ignorance let me show you it. To Kafleen: I don’t know if you’re familiar with this country song by Rodney Atkins from 2006. For me it had power when I was really going through tough times. I’ve tried to give the exact website but I can’t get it to work so here comes the best way I know how. Help from anyone welcome if you know what I am talking about.
        Google. Rodney Atkins-If You’re Going Through Hell Lyrics
        Scroll down 5th Web Choice where it says turn your speakers up.
        Chorus Yeah, if your going through hell
        Keep on moving, Face that fire
        Walk right through it
        You might get out
        Before the devil even knows you’re there

    • altosinger says:

      Lubbs yoo, Sweetie! Sended yoo e-mayl—reeds it an maibee yoo phell betteh. Too yoose teh owld-fashuned wai ob xpressin it—-XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO! An menny prairs, tew. CC haz itt awl unner controwl.

    • SJ says:

      Happy forts to u Kafleen, and awlso lots ov virchewal choklit. Becoz let’s face it choklit may not solve all ur problems, but it rarely makes tehm werse.

    • cweenmj says:

      {{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}
      .
      kafleen, mai frend, u b having moar strenth dan u b noeing. awl ower lubbing thotz b wif u awlwayz. doant b 4getting u hab teh wings!!!! R thay flutter bai wingz? oar angel wingz? oar birdee wingz? oar fairee wingz? wuteber kind uv wingz they b, tehy will lifting u up. onlee u b noeing how high u can b flying wif dem.
      .
      schmooo {{{{{{kafleen}}}}}

    • jehkeykat says:

      God bless and keep you, babygirl.

  14. London says:

    Happee tawts! :) :grin: :wink: :) :) {{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}} Heers sum spesal hot choclity wif much ov de luv in it. Hang in der, yer strenth may bez sumuns encurajment.

  15. Duffy says:

    Forchunitly I is expurt at breethin thru mah eers.

  16. London says:

    Kafleen, U mai posiblee consider lettrs ritten in ur thawts? Fum mai mind tuz ur mind. Cheez frenz kin pik dem owt de air furr nao. Wii al getz buzy sumtimz but stil care bout an tink bout owr frenz.

  17. Patrick says:

    Dis b meh ebbry moarnin nao. Ai jus chaynjd teh kittehbed sheets n teh noo (rly nawt noo but dey noo 4 nao) sheets ai bleev b eejipshun kawtun. Wen dat lowdbawks go awf n teh moarnindark ai neerlee yell DO NOT WANT! Kittehs no want meh git up…eggsept tu refill dere krunchyfuds.

  18. rhsb says:

    Mai frend’z kitteh sleepz lyk dis, eggsep hur burys hur hed in da cornur of da cowch! Itz lyk hurz put hurself in tyem owt.

  19. Eric says:

    R u shure dis kitteh arnt mai dawter??2?

  20. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh nawt teylling teh troof!! Her nawt bees up…..

    Her iys jes taulkin iyn her sleepses,
    adn aynsweres Mommeh Kitteh thru habbit.

    Gushyfuud & mylk be reddy ayt brekfuss taybel;

    Butt kitteh haz noe planses tu showe up,
    nawt naow adn nawt iyn teh immeediayte feeyutshur!!!

  21. the Evil Duck says:

    Dis kitteh channeling meh in high skool

  22. CyberSkull says:

    That’s me, only oranger.

  23. Bloostokking says:

    Five moar minnits, k? (*Hitz buttin on alarm clok laybuld snuez-z-z-z-z-z…*)

    Kitteh lukks just liek I do every mawnin…srsly!

  24. princess lol says:

    arnt we all up? ;) COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’Z B NEEDN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!11


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