to do:
to do: #1 lik mai butt #2 lik dis
brush no longer urs. iz mine nao.
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Mmmmmmm… Minty fresh…
Corngrachez, Maus an lolnascar on tye! I wuz obercome bye teh cyoooote an hadta go get mai 50’sbavin cap stat!
Whatchu liekin fur songndanz? Whut wuz taht toofpaste commercial???
or wii cud haz Mighty Maus to save teh day?
yay maus
Yew’ll wunder whare teh yello went
Wen yoo brush yur teef wif Pepsodent!
Dentest kitten sayz U need new brush!
Ezpeshullie aftar #3 an’ #4…
#3: paw paw paw paw in litturbawx
#4: Pat dis brisslee fing
o hai Elfi.
u shudiv seen teh aftermaff ov my egg-speermint wif teh WatrPik an teh catnip tea. nevr miend getin nu toofbrushs — hoel baffrum needed remodulz.
mabe iz kittehz toofbrush…
Maus, dats wat mi kitteh sayz in de mornin after brushin her teefs: mmmm, minty fresh, lol.
I luvs u littlol kitteh, butt I gotta draws da line sumwhere.
yes- bebbeh orange kitteh iz snorgalishus butt haz poisinous thots
whar did teh poisunus thots cum from?
i fink dat was startd befoar i startd cummin…
i can has storee on hao dat caim abowt?
ai fink it was teh post bout teh orng ones r poisn. yu can prolly go to teh tag cloud an luk up poisn, (or sum altrnat splling), an yu shud find eet.
Ai fink there wuz a lolpic that had a cat passed out surrounded by peeps or candy, with an orange one nearest the cat. The caption was, The orange ones are poisonous. Somebody told me that last week, b/c I kept complaining that *my* orange cats aren’t poisonous!
Yeppers, teh liddle kitteh was passt owt on himz bak wif hims arms all stretcht owt….n teh toi nex to him wuz oranj….just go to tag cloud an tipe “poison”…yull see how cyoot he is.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
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teh ornj wuns r cyoot too
ooh fank you berry mush!
i unnerstan nao!
i feels so “in teh loop”.
ur toofbush…it are mine!
An mye pawz were juss in da littur box. Dis pirrfec tu bwush off awl dat nastee littur dust!
An den I gives mommee a kiss…
dis got meh to finkin… mebbe i shuld hied mai tooffybrush bettr??
i donut want mai kitteh usin mai tooffybrush as foot scrubby!!
….or butt scrubby!!!!!
Nawt lykely Kafleen nawt quite farvest from last, der kitteh got no possable fumbs to hold der brush and ders no way kittek could git her lill cigar burn up to the toofbrush so ders miniscule chants it be used fer but scrubber. Unless she had hep.
pends on teh size of teh kitteh. but I hopez yur rite.
g’mornin Sol!!
Teh kitteh could knock the toofbrush outz ov the cupz then sitz on it
In muh experients when der kitteh needs a gud butt scrubbing she’ll jest leave skid marks onna carpet.
i rairlee akshully laff owt lowd wen i reed suff on teh ‘pyooter, but i juss did.
kitteh but marks on carpit (or toofybrush!!) = do not want!!
ew…dat iz ew…ew.ew.ew.
mai toof bruussh has a favor…
itz nawt nom.
#3 lik hoomans fayse
Hyooman lyke de feel of de brushy-brushy on hiz/hur teef.
I lyke de feel of de brushy-brushy on mah whiskers!
i hope he\she dosn`t overactive saliva glands.
g`morn peeps.
gud mornin 2 u, shadow
4 out ob 5 dentist raycomendz: not likkin ur butt
but 1000000000000 out ob 1000000000000.000001 dogs recamend dis.
4 out of 5 dentists have no idea their cat does this
1 out of 5 dentist no longer owns cat
kitteh just trying to practiss gud dentul hygene!
aftur teh toof brushing, he must floss owt the leftovvur mowsie bits.
ah hoaps dr. tinycat is heer cuz i feels a splort abaot too happin
Waytaminit! I haf 2 git dresst inna soot uv armur wif sayftee giggles, an hav sumwun standin owtside teh room wif their posable fumm reddy 2 dyle teh 9-1-1 in ordur 2 brushes mai kittehs teef, an teh kittehs awreddy noes hao 2 do it tehmselfs? Want tihs kynd! I will cell all my stawkholdings in teh makers ov bandaids an antibiotical creemz an can by moar cheezburgurz, eff mai kittehs wud do tehms oan oral hygeens. Whatta byootiful wurld it wud b!
Meh tew- I nawt know kittehs want to do dem selves…
Sayftee giggles? Nebber hurd ob dose! DO WANT!
I made a batch of Biscotti ai noci (Walnut Biscotti) yesterday and thot someone in Cheezland mite want to trite.
2 3/4 cups All Purp flour
2 cups sugar (or less)
1 teaspoon baking powder
3 eggs
3 egg yolks
3 Tablespoons Nocello (walnut liqueur)
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1) Preheat oven 350
2) In large bowl mix flour sugar and baking powder – in medium bowl whisk eggs, yolks and liqueur. Add wet to dry and stir just until dough comes together about one minute (try not to overwork). Add nutz and mix until just incorporated.
3) Divide dough in half on lightly floured board and shape or roll into 2 loaves about 12″ by 2″ each. place loaves on baking sheet at leadt 2″ apart (parchment paper helps – nawt required.) Pat into half moon shape.
4) Bake ’till light golden brown – at least 20 min maybe up to 30 min (depends on yer oven) Remove and let cool 5 – 10 mins and turn oven down to 300.
5) When cool enough to handle but not cold slice loaves on diagonal into 3/4 inch thick slices (about 10 or 12 per loaf) and put them back on baking sheet cut side down and bake for another 20 minutes or more depending on how good your teeth are. Cool onna rack, schoff like a gavone.
If you don’t have Nocello don’t buy it unless you either love it, have money to burn, and/or want a liter of walnut liquer in the cupboard for the rest of yer life. Use Frangelico or Amaretto or wutever flavored liqueur you want (although I’d stick with nut based ligueurs, rum works, B&B might be good or 43 could be tasty). The alcohol cooks off so these are safe for children. These are quite rich and sweet, if you prefer you can cut the sugar in half and eliminate the egg yolks. You can also change the nuts, pistachios or hazlenuts, are common, puhcahns might be good, I can think of nothing that isn’t better with maccadamias. You can also add choklit chips and/or add cocoa powder to the flour (add 1 tsp vanilla if you do). Of course after they’ve cooled you can dunk them (or lay one side) in melted choklit. Serve with strong coffee, or with a small glass of vin santo in the afternoon or wiff tea if you must (they are axually dern gud just dunked in milk). They can be stored for weeks at room temp in a platic bag or for several lifetimes in the freezer.
And that brings to a close another episode of SRSLY SOL, see you next week! TTFN
thanks, SRSLY SOL.
im gonna try this using teh rum.
Kwik queshtun…
Ai aksed teh udder dai but wuz prolly 2 late to get a reply…
Do teh pikshurs post at certain times/intervals or are dey posted randumlee?
Ai am beginnin 2 tink dat der iz a schedyool but ai haznt figured it out yet.
I has axually spended a liil tyme trine to pin down the skedjule. I fink dey are on Hawaian time, which I unnerstan is nawt as rigid as Mainland time. So lurking about at specific times fer a shot at nawt sekkund will only work to a smal extent.
Tank U, Sol.
Ai’s acshually nawt lurkin round fur nawt secund. Ai am nawt witty enuff to claym teh tawp spot. Just kitteh-curious bout how teh website functions.
if u are on US eest coast (EST) they seem to come up at 9 am, 12 pm, 3 pm and 6 pm our time… sum moar at nite but I’m onlee on in the daytyme.
HOWEVVER…. yesturdai it seemd liek sum of them were delayed, and we had an xtra wun in the afturnoon, so maybee they are swichin things up to keep us on owr toesies?
I think mah peeps have chanjd toofpayst — dis smells mor laik bubbulgum tehn yooshual.
no, its taht new butt flavr toothpaist
Great capshuns, tewtally grossed me out;)
holy F! this lolcat = epic win! srsly.
Kitteh luuks liek her be daedreemin whil her licks toofbrush.
Iyf yu taike a cloaser luuk ayt teh wite pourcelen toofbrush glas, seams liek
teh lettres ‘PET’ be onna syde.
Soe mebbee iz rlly kitteh’s toofbrush & glas, adn her duzn’t wunt enny hyoomins usyng her purrsonal dentul hygeene stuf!!!!
(Cuntaymynashun wif hyoomin germses: DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!)
Dis kitteh shur “liks” a lawt of stuff! LOLz!!1!!
it looks like brian peppers >.<
Liddill Kitteh iz
juss mawrrkeeng tayritoaree.
Herz juss duz it rawng
Liddill Kitteh’z mowff
iz prawblee cleenurr tahn moastz
Hweminz… Rinss t3h brushh
Liddill Kitteh willz
sune diskubburr besstest Nap
Playss ebberr….’T3h Seenk’!
Jack.
Awwwwwwwwwww!!
Jack yew r so rite.
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Wel, luuks liek Wurd Pretzull eeted mai kommint; Ai tries agen, iyf Ai can remembre:
Kitteh luuks liek her bees dae-dreemin bowt sumfin; her luuvely eise be faur, faur awai;
Teh wite pourcellen toofbrush glas luuks liek iyt haz teh wurd ‘Pet’ onna syde ovit;
Mebbee teh toofbrush adn glas rlly belawng tu kitteh;
(Enny hyoomin germses & mycroeoargenysms awn hers dentul hieygene stuf kitteh:
DOES NOT WANT!!!!!!!)
wat da kitties do when u rn’t home. Delicious toofbrush!
where r da burgurzs gone 2 ???
no morz cheezburgurzs???
Obviously, this keeten’s butt is covered with nothing but flowers and honey, so what’s the prob?
LOL!
“flowers and honey”
ha ha haaaaa!
mahbee yr fuzzy obber lordz has dat,
mine dew nawt…
no hunney n flobrz dere…ew.
’s ok, mai hoomin; Ai’s jus puttin teh toofbwush back after Ai dwopped it into teh toylit…..’s ok, naow, rite?
Doez kitteh use Butt-Flavir toofpase?
perhaps is vengeance for betraying his tiny trust:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/06/funny-pictures-my-tiny-trust/
…((OxO))*bursts into laughter* my cat did the exact same thing with my bro’s toothbrush XD