soap scum kitteh
soap scum kitteh not eazily remuved from sink
mebbeh turn awf da bubblez nd den kitteh go.
picture: meep. lol caption: paige
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use baking soda, make kitteh rise
I thinks the drains mite get hairballs in them, too….
Congrtas, Abbycat, on yur nawt-sekkond!
lol… luks liek they already haz the harebawls in teh sink… izznt that clog remoover behing teh kitteh?
If itz kitteh remoover, itz nawt werking.
isse no clog remoover if you meen bottle ins teh background. isse for the toilet – so no kitteh remoover
Fank yu, CH.
Tidmun askd abowt my behbehs yestrdy, so I tried to go take pik jus now. But batrys down, hav to recharj. Need recharjd blu-eyed kitteh from yestrdy to powr camra.
Uuh Uuh, Cookie’s Hoomin, I fink I jus saw sumfin fun. Dere are FOG in dis sink. We knowes dis cuz da grate poemwright Carol Sandburg telled us dat fog comes “on da littel kitteh’s feetz” and den moves on.
Bread’n'Cake kitteh refuses to rise. (Knew a cat that loved pizza. It wasn’t a tortoise, it was definitely a cat.)
Mah big whiet kitteh Teddy lubs bisgetti, oar anneefing wif toemaytoe soss.
4.5Kittehs, you’ll nevver see tihs, butz Ai onse haded a big whiet kitteh named Teddy too! He wuz called “teh flying Hippopopocornamus” coz he wuz a fabyoolus jumper, an purred liek a popcorm masheen…an wuz fat at one tiem of hiz lief.
GMTA! Mai Teddy gotted hims naem cuz hiz bruvver wuz Bear, n alos he looked liek a “Teddy”. He iz berree sweet n jentl.
Kitteh is laufen at u.
und he’s lachen at Yoo!
*deutsche Kitteh stares at yoo thru his slitty ii’s an laffes at yoo innsyde selff*
Kondesending kitteh iz kondescending
Yay!!!
The word “bath” should work pretty well.
oar jus tappin teh handull… worked awn mai kittehs.
teh snorgling bubbles will do teh trik
add water, taht wil help too
Congarats abbycat awn ur top nawt sekkund!
N a macramay fur nawt fird!
Hao shalll wii sellybrate?
ohai DK, hao are u todai??
ai am stumped fur sillibrashun ideas.
maybee we shud just cut to the chayse and has chawklit??
*finks “DK – oh yah, dat’s mii!”*
Ohai leeza-b! Ai R feline bedder todai, fanks fur askin. The whoel town seems beree beree quite – cuming to terms, ai fink.
Maybee sum ob dat mud pi, if der’s anee left? N praps do teh Swimm to “Splish Splash, Ai Wuzz Takin a Baf”? Wut duzz u fink, abbycat?
Souns gud. I don noe song, cawse I stupy bowt almos all musik but clasikal and 70s rok, but souns aproperit.
Gud verzhun wif Cary Grant *sigh*
youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjQsdvi4
Keep watching after teh song ends.
abbycat. abbycat??? Hai, abbycat. Ai dont seem to kno hoo yoo ar. Hav yoo been heer long??? Oar purrhapz mai brayne haz stopped werking.
Yur commint – about being stoopee bowt mewsik but clasikal an 70s rok cawt mai aye – cuz taht’s mee too, cept ai wud sai 60s an erlee 70s.
So hai!!
Nice to meet chew!!
Deer JCH4K
I has bin lurkin for awhail, efery nao an tehn puttin in commentz. Tudae I luckked into teh chanz for nawtsekund and tuk it kwik.
Mai favver had clasikal raydio on alla tyme, I diddunt noe mush else till kollidj about 1970. Tehn I went bak to ole habits, so mew-sik frum 1973 on — my ignuranz, let me shoe yu it.
If you saw posts abowt feeral mama cat wiv behbehs, bak in middul of “whut ceiling cat, kill them awl? ” an ” O ai, ai jus died n ur armz 2nite” , taht was me.
corse, probobabably yu wont ever see tihs post, cawse it’s bin so long sins yu wrote teh post Ize anserin. Oh wel
Chawklit allus gud. Issunt there a song about going to sea in a bathtub we cud sing?
Der’s “Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Free Mens inna Tub”, n “Teh Owl n teh Pussykitteh”.
We can has lots of pnut-butr cups. Ar like kitteh in sink, chawklit sink filled wiv orink (sort of) kitteh. Also ar very nommeh.
duh, orinj kitteh not orink kitteh. Even lol needs a minimum ov prufredin
ok, how abowt reeses peenut buttur pi??
wif a sailin sawng?
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
erlie in teh mornin?
ackshullly drunken kitteh does nawt sownd so grate!
iz sumtymes funneh 2 see tehm staggerin aroun recovering form anesthetic after vet… looks like drunken kittehs
my nip prefers me to carry her around til she recovers– won’t sit still on floor (cuz floor wont be still), but is ok in mai arms. her bruvver tuck just hides under teh bed.
an then they hiss at each other cuz tehy dont recognize their smells an think who is this stranger cat wif teh fresh breath?
Ai fawt it wur olny mai nasstee beestz hoo hiss at eechuvver after vet. Aftur furst tiem dey du awla tiem just been meneez.
Speke ub de nassteez! Huzbum jus cumz in , sez zomg! wut’z dat! Iz a big lizzerd bowt 8″ lawng. nawt kwite ded yet. Pik it up ina emty bokz an taik it owtsied .:-(
“Huzbum” – lol!
Pollyanna growled,an tried tew be reel domminant tew mah por owl Mungo Baggins Boi lass week wen hims cum bak frum teh Vet hospiddle.
He did stink tho.Pore Boi.
o noes, mine doo it too… I alwais thot it wuz b/c they cud smell teh ‘vet smell’ on the wun that went in. so ai takes them both in, even if itz onlee wun that needs to go, b/c the hissin and spittin is ovvur with so much faster if they goes tegetthur!
Mai preevyus kitteh, Boris – nao gon ober teh Raynbo Brij – sed Ai smellt nawt-rite ahfter Ai had teh keemoferapee. But he’d com an sleep awn mai bed enneewai!
wut a good boy-kitteh!! himz lubbed you
mai Rascal bebbah came home frum teh gettin fixed an her nawt feels gud an her mamakitty hissed at hers….. ai felt sew bad fr her. didn’t last tew long doh
Kittehs an goggies duz noe dat teh nasty smellin fings can be go away
after tehy hab puttid tehyr smells bak awn us.
Sophie (RIP) rubbed her sef awl ober mah bodde after mah hystericalektomy
She nawt lyke teh hospiddle an morfeen stink cummin off me.
She den set tew warshin whutebber part ob mah boddeh wuz uncubbered
Wut a gud gurl. Sumtiemz dey ar owr mamaz.
Tru dat.
mai boi kitteh iz a bery bery jellus kitteh. Wehn I started datink mai boifren,, mai boikitteh wuld haf to re-mark me so I smelled liek him, an nawt taht horrid hoomin man! Wehn he reelized taht teh hoomin-man weren’t gonna go awai, he tried to mark teh hoomin!
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Wuz (an iz) bery funnee to watch. BF nawt kno mush abowt teh kittehs, so all uv dis iz noo to him.
We had teh girlies 3 years nao.Dem onee jess gettin yoosed
tew MrT.M
Hazel got tew sniff teh hands first.If she lyke yew,she rub her cheek
awn your hand.
Fern will gallup up tew passers-by tayl plumage wayvin,an rub
rown demz ankulz.
Bissiters inna howse get a disdaynful glare!!She a straynge kitteh!!
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}
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I can haz teh pleh kemo, tu! An mai gurl kitteh useta try to bury mai port (in mai chest fer teh eezier deliberink ov teh kemos). Seh can haz bery sensitb nose an DO NAWT WANT teh smeelie stuffs. An, after teh kemo, I was smellie. Seh wuz bery gud, tu, an sleeped wif me eben tho I smelled funnee.
Oh- {{{{{Pb2K & Ambercat}}}}}
Hoaps u is both bettur now!!
Or, if u wantz classikul, La Mer?
youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA
I fink yu cud danse to tihs. I was finking ov Ravel’s La Mer, pritty muzic but no so grate for dansin, acshuly.
Sowwy, can onlee finding videeohs ob Debussy’s La Mer.
oops. well, one of dose french compozers, nywai. See, teh radyo wuz alwais on clasika when Ize growin up, so I noe lots ov muzik, but no alwais hoos hoo an which is which.
Meh tew!
heer iz sumtin beddah for dansin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wiwr47U5E
ai member wen he did dis on Happy Days…
Cud du a naice balay tu almos ne kined ub Ravel mewsik. Sway nd twerl!
Oh, yeh, Debussy. ai furgot. Bofe iz prtty mewsikz
once a reviewer described DeBusseys work as “Bad music beautifully written”m
An he hadd teh Ingerlish cuzzin—whoze naem wuz De Bussy! Yeah, liek teh moobin veehickle!
ooh dats byootimus, but ai wuz thinking of this wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnlunrbb10
ai wud have make a linky if ai knoo how.
tahts wat I wuz finkin ov, when I sed Ravel (fail!)
Very laik teh sea, wiv i little storm in it, but not gud for dansin.
*hangs hed in embras… imbara… feels sillee*
No sillee. nobuddy allowd to be imbarazed on ICHC. wuz good song.
Fanks abbycat! Ai dew lieks it.
noe……!!!!!
it wuz a lovley sawng u posted! and at leest urs showeded up!
I did try to post teh ‘Debus-say’ moosik but werdpress eeted it.
I haz nevver bin able to post a link. I haz a small sad.
ok I’m ovur it!
Haz u tried wifawt teh haitch haitch tee pee… dubya dubya dubya part?
nope! Let’s see:
youtube.com/watch?v=1bnlunrbb10
woohoo! fanks, DK, it werkz!
I will try to onlee yoose this powur fur gud.
Butt luk furder up da fred! Ur full linkee wurkded!!
well whaddaya noe!!
weirdpress… making life moar interestin evvery dai!
hai guise. It seems to werk laik this.
If yoo leeve it as is, wif the hhtp etc, it will usuallee appeer – but it takes kwute a wile.
If yoo taek off the hhtp ect – an just ADD www. – it shud com rite up an reddy to click awn fur a link.
Fanks JCH4000000K, butt huh? Taek off the http etc n den add it?
Lub dis.
Iz not Ur sink iz mah happeh place.
You can bring meh sum tuna later.
No go away and let meh snooze.
Kthx bai
Oh noes, I meant to say, now go away
Too many typos, I ar 2 sleepy to type correctly
Haz to take a nap lyke deh kitteh
I had old blak kitteh wunce, name Minx. Old, arfritik, sore bones. Lavatorry in bafrum was over littel gas heeter, alwais warm in winter. White china wiv blak catskin pile in bottum. He didnt even mind if water wuz drippin.
I haz a black kitteh that luvs to play wid da water. He haz learned how to open kitchen tap (haz single handle), and we haz to remember to keep heavy rubber band around handle and fawcett so he duzzn’t turn it on when we not lookin. Other than the possibiliteee of him overflowing the sink when we not home, iz nice when, he helps us to wash da vegetables and do the dishes; in da bathroom, he helps to washes our hands. (In da kitchen, I even sprinkles him wid da water when he haz da tap on; he seems to enjoy that too. He be water-kitteh.)
Hee muss bee habbin sum Abbysinnamin in himz.
LOL! Blak kittehs are teh speshul arent they?
Mine likes to drink owt of the baffroom sink. Ai haz to turn on the water for her, ‘on rekwest’. And now that she’s gettin older… ai has to pick her up and put her onna sink to get her drink.
Yes… ai am a well traned hyoomin.
Hee! Mai blak (he’z gots two wite spots, so teknikally a tuxie, but moasly blak) kitteh iz also a water bebbeh! He will tri to drink frum teh tub when I’z soakink in teh bubblebaf. He doesna liek teh epsom salt wasser so much. When I’z un wif showr in teh morning, he will hop in teh tub and lik awl teh water orf teh tub an teh curtan. Sumtiems, he eben takes hims napz in teh tub.
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Sillee boi. I lubs him.
itz funnie! ai nevur had a blak kitteh before this wun. when ai brotted her home wif her sister, my naybor sed “…ooo… u gots a blak kitteh!! They are reely differunt.” I sed, differunt how??? He sed, “oh you’ll see…”. And I have! She has the most purrsonalitie of any kitteh ai haz ever knowed.
*putts on Care-Troll hatt an troll feets*
Shame, shame, shame on yoos guis 4 lettin’ dis pore widdle kitteh sleep in such a dangerus plays! Dis won juss az badd as teh “stove tawp kitteh”, onlee much wedder! Sumbunneh mite forgit ’bout hiz furry fren and leaf teh water running, and drown teh kitteh! An N E way, donut you nose taht katz is skart ob watter? yoo gonna gib him Post Traumatik Streess Disorder !!!
Take Kitteh aus of das Sink!!!
*Kitkay removes troll hat and hooffed feetz * *Snerk*
I luvs teh idea of “lettin” a kitteh sleep inna sink. Liek he askd purmisshun.
=
(“Wellll…okay, I guess you could. Just this once.” “Oh, thank you!!!”)
Boy band kitteh jus want to be liek In Sync.
*snurk*
Hao yoo beein, Sol?
Hey Ise fine, nawt unlike yerseff.
washed up soap star kitteh stays a-loofa
but that’s bettur than spongin’ off his frendz
leeza b razor sharp todai
ok ok
i pumice, no moar puns . . .
Pwomiss? *seh axed, tapping her fut*
pumices, pumices!
ai think we’re bein taken to the cleenurs.
(nawt speshlee blawngz rite heer) Mai cali gurl Arly uzed tu test baf watur tempshur fur me wif paw an leiked tu plai wif the bublz. But wuz so smart wen hab urnary infekshun. . Piddle in sink so Ai cud se pinkishnes ub blud an teik tu vet.
Clebber Kitteh.
I haz outgrown Ur teenie tiny sink,
plz to be replacing it with a larger one
this weekend
WINN!!!!
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Dis Sink lauft nicht so gud… (dont werk aus so grate)
U kneedz tu uze a catnip clenzer!
Hmmm, I trai dat, butt I fink it juss mek da ting in da sink moar flooid an weerd, nawt mek it go way. Leest it beez amoozin to watch!
Kitteh sez noe moar haynd washin oar pantee-hose soakin til her iys outta hear.
Wen wil taht be?
Wen her ar guud adn reddy adn awl sleapped owt; mebbee at suppertyme;
mebbe nawt; deepeynds…….
CheshireKittehKat, I likes yr name.
I tuk a picshure las month taht is sunset lanskape, but also luks to me laik firey demon chesire kitteh behind trees
http://image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.23211412.jpg
LOL! I seen it! Dat a neet-o pitcher!
Hewminz so clevvurr!
Creeyate purrrfekkt Napz Playss 4
cyooreeuss Kitteh
Cool awllz arrowndz lykez
a Boal. Nyss andz smoove andz fitz
Kitteh lyke a Glub!
Kitteh mayz juss plantz
himz sum staykz. Nawt planneeng awnz
mooveeng 4 awyle!
Dis willz wurkz! Untillz
Hewmins breengz owt Beeg Cutz Glass
Punch Boal Kitteh wantz
Jack.
ooo, Beeg Cut Glass Punch Boal sowndz lyke a good kitteh bed. Wil try dis nekst tyme mai granma givz me moar uv her old stuf dat Ai wil nevvr yuze.
Wiv oar wivowt punch in it?! Ai voet WIV!
Sekkunded !
Thirdeded!
Ai cawl taht a parTAY! Rite, wut shall we puts in tihs punch?
Advocaaaaaaat
Barcardi
Choklit martoonee
D…..
Drambuie
Eggnog
Firewhisky
G..
Drinks wif umbrellas
Eggsellent extra dry martoonies
Fronch shampayne
Gin and Tonnik
Hair of teh dog
Iyce
d…….drambuie (dat wuz a tuff wun)
eggstra large slice ov lemmon
fresh mint
great big sloosh of vodka….
oops looks liek we is awl thirsty!!!
great big sloosh of vodka
here’s some wine while we maek teh punsh
ice cewbs
j……
Jack Daniels
Kirsch
Lemmunayde
M…
MARTOONIES
Nectar of teh Gods
Orinj joose
P…
Tidmum, ai fink we is channelling each udder. Pls to get owt of mai brane, dere is liddle enuff room in dere as it is.
Mind meld.
More Martoonies!!!
Nice cold beers
Orinj skwash (for teh nawt drinkin types)
P…
Port
Q– fer teh laydies room
Rum
S…..
Shampain!!
Tequila
U no, ai can’t fink of anyfing beginning wiv u…
Vodka
White whyne
Zombie
Wuts teh proper gaylik fore wisky? Somfink lyk Usquebargh;siudisubsiusekjfekj?taht’ll do verree nyslee fore teh “U”
Wot a list! Woohooo! Ai’ll has a pynt ob taht!
whuze teh designeighted driver then?
Monorail Cat.
Wayow!!! Dip me in an lik me awf, dat sownz liek a grayt yoos fur grammaw’s punch bowl! (I tink she mite liek to come to dis partay too!)
Sun iz awlmost obur yardarm. Tiem tu party but wut’z fur nom wif dis smujpot joosyness? (de Smujpot iz awl dis kiend stuff and put match to it. Goze daon smuve nd nokz yu rite awn yur butt.)
Ai’z bee livvin inn teh orchrd countree—ai nebber hurd ob teh smujpawt DRINKEE! But itz beein teh COWLD tihs moarnin, an ai’m specktin tehre will bee teh Ag smog (Smag?) tho moas fokeses yewz teh wind masheens nao. Wenn wee furst moobed heer tehre wood bee tihs offel blak layerz ob polushin inn teh ayer.
Merlow
Nip (ok thatz cheeting but this is a hard wun, sheesh)
Old fashunned
jyoose
kaffeen (but nawt in main, tank yu very much)
leminayde (teh pink kind)
m…
*Blymee! Tihs muss be teh fastestesetest lis EBBER!*
Peenow Greejo
Quantro (oh, come on! Werk wit me, peepul!)
Red red whyyyyyyyyyyyy—–yyyyyyyn! Maeks me ferget Ai carnt sing…
Singapore Sling
Tomayder joose
Umbrellies fer the coktayls
V..
Vermouth
Wurm
X…
Very large bowl to put it awl in
Wun, two, three – cheers!
Xtra strengf asprin for teh hangowver
Yes ai’ll have anudder wun!
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hay! no fallin asleep in teh punch bowl unless yer nayme is kafleen, an yyu has a snorkle awn.
do wee need to yoose the buddie system?
mite be the safer that wai….
*hic* Yur AWL mai buddiddiddieshshs! Ai lubs yu*hic* yur mai besfrend, cawl me a taksi*hic* hoo teh hek R yu?*hic* wher’s mai carkees Ai’ll gib yu awl a liff tome *hic*Ai tink Ai’s gonna besik……….!
oh Ambercat, sit down heer.
Heer’s a nice big glass uv warter.
Jus lie down fur a minnite… oh and taek these apsirins.
U’ll be glad in teh mornin.
Now u haz a blankee heer… and reruns of SNL to wach.
*tuck tuck tuck*
(haop she duzzent try to go ennyware soon…. if she sees teh next thred in hur condishun… it cud be seerius!)
merlot
can it be spikeded punch??
If it wus ennee spykier it’d be a hejhawg!
whut, did sumbuddy spike it wif skumbull? oh nanny, yu wikked kreechure.
hejhawg – Guffaws!! Snert snort gasp, wheeze, whuff you cotched me by susprize wid dat one, I’se gonna steal dat line and use it as soon as possible and take awl the credit. Fanx fer the whirrled class material. @@@@@@@@@@@@
pore kitteh is nawt feeling too gud, musta got a bad shrimps, tummy is churnin just wants to lie quiet in some nyce cool porcelain. ‘What you want me to muve? If I urp, you want it in yer bed? I dint fink so, naow go way, turn awf lite, be quiet.’
Pore kitteh got sum ov teh punch abuv. No wunned hims not feline gud!!! taht punch sowns DEDLY!
yu hasnt had toxic punch oar gummeeberree jyoose… boff non alcoholick but still powrfull enuff to mayke it hard to rekugnize the kitteh litter caek.
letz jus say nobuddeee shood be dat loopee yet still sober.
yer punch issne so bad, Ise on muh nawt third teacup full. It is a lill bitter, praps I’ll add some Creme De Menthe to adds sum minty sweetness.
Ai wunner if da kitteh wud gro if u added moar watur?
Hmm, wots tihs?
*pix up caer-troll maks*
Wunder wut happens if Ai puts tihs awn…
NO! NO! NO! DONUT DO TIHS! Donut add warteh to kittehs! Warteh is poysunus to kitteh’s, oenlee a trained aerobix instructor, wit delooshuns ob legal-perfeshunalism, can add warter to kittehs!
Oh teh porosity!
Oh teh aerobix!
Oh teh legal perfeshunals!
Its awl too too too mush!
Nope, caer-troll maks dusnt seem to do enneefink.
*wanders off*
Oh teh hoomanitee….
*Confuzzled luk awn fayce*
Hoo sed dat?
Whass dis bowt legal aerobics?
Perfesshunnal porosity?
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Ai thot ai saw an Ambercat jes nao?….
Hoo me? Nope, Ai’s juss been sittin kwyetlee heer awn mai own awl evenink…Caertroll maks? Wut caertroll maks? Oh, TIHS caertroll maks – Ai dunno nuffink abowt it!
lemme see dat caertroll masque . . .
“AMbercat! You noes you shudden be puttin on dem Caertroll masques!
You remember wut happin lass time??
An Caertroll Masques are gateway drugs!
First its just a liddle recreashunal Caertrolling
And de next fing you knows yewl be voting Republican!
I wants yo …”
* Sol prys masque from his mush *
Cheesey peasey! Dats some powerfull s**t!
lets burn dis mofo ryte away.
No wate nawt safe calla police and tell dem we saw it onna corner.
Say – du yu fink this kitteh is fillin up teh WHOAL SINK? Whoo-eee! Mus have sum biiiig feets!!!
He sittin on hims brudder.
Hee hee! ai kan jus see taht, LCB! Big brudder blankie.
Ai hav to go call my cuzin Amy and wish her Happy Birfday an tell her to see this LOL, she will like it! (olso I hav to brag to her abowt my nawtsekund nawtsekund, jus a liddul bit) She like cheez LOLs but she duzent always red teh commenz.
Tehn Ai hav to lev an go ta P.O an male my takses. I alwais prok — por — wate till las minnit. Bai!
Ai dunt noing dis B ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund, abbycat. Wao!!!!!1! Par-tay indede!
Heer, wud u liek dis sparklee tiarah?
Well . . . I wuz in a tye teh udder day. But ai wuznt reely nawtsekund.
Sure, tiara nice. Shinies always gud.
Now I REELY have to leeve an go to post offis. Wearin my tiara.
In TeenyTinyIngerlan laydees AWLWAIS waer teh tiararara to teh PostOffis; wun mustav standards, afteh awl!
He ain’t heavy. He’s awn teh bottum.
Glub! Glub!
rubber wuns?
wif chikken heds an lefant behinds an uther assorded drawins?
wtf u mean to fix?
@@@@@!
Nootering: ur doin it rong.
lessee.. the instruckshuns say… apply full strenth, yoose proteckshun and rubber gloves… leeve the room til the fumes go awai… yep, sownds abowt rite!
Kitteh has dat sink-in feeling….
Whut r u basin ur observashun on?
U has to let teh puns flow… don’t fawcett
life jess drainin awai.
yu need to tap into teh myoos
I dunno – mai myoos tends to run hawt an kowld fer mee
When ur myoos is runnin hot, whut happens when sumbuddy flushes teh tollet?
lissen eut(w)erpe,
calliope and i’ll call u a poop
seems like yawl got sumfin caowt in yer trap.
Kitteh’s name “Dwayne”?
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Usta tell a nok-nok joek:
Nok Nok
hoos tehre?
Dwayne
Dwayne hoo?
Dwayne teh bafftub, I’m dwowning!
Wun ob mah favrits. M-I-L’s favrit Lolefunt joak: Wai doan Lolefuntsa ried teh trysickles? Coz dey gotz no fumbs tew ringg teh liddle bellz!
But SJ, wher has yu beeeen?! We had teh big celerybramaytory Ohai Tee planned fore Sunnydai, to mark yur sayf retern form Forn Parts, and Yu Wernt Tehre! Teh cowcumbeh sarnies has awl cerled up; teh Erl Grai is moer lyk Erl Blak; and yu cud yus teh hardboyldeggs for golf bawls! But Ai still has mai bi hat an wyt glubs awn!
Tofix: when you can’t get your kitteh out of your sink!
Getz owt teh vinnegur…vinnegur getz owt teh kitteh…
R lemmun joos.
R cawl Kim n’ Aggie, dey giddit owt!
I haz a sinking feeling…
Dude! This looks exactly like my cat! In fact, it probably is my cat! This is messed up!