soap scum kitteh
soap scum kitteh not eazily remuved from sink
mebbeh turn awf da bubblez nd den kitteh go.
picture: meep. lol caption: paige
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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use baking soda, make kitteh rise
I thinks the drains mite get hairballs in them, too….
Congrtas, Abbycat, on yur nawt-sekkond!
lol… luks liek they already haz the harebawls in teh sink… izznt that clog remoover behing teh kitteh?
If itz kitteh remoover, itz nawt werking.
isse no clog remoover if you meen bottle ins teh background. isse for the toilet - so no kitteh remoover
Fank yu, CH.
Tidmun askd abowt my behbehs yestrdy, so I tried to go take pik jus now. But batrys down, hav to recharj. Need recharjd blu-eyed kitteh from yestrdy to powr camra.
Uuh Uuh, Cookie’s Hoomin, I fink I jus saw sumfin fun. Dere are FOG in dis sink. We knowes dis cuz da grate poemwright Carol Sandburg telled us dat fog comes “on da littel kitteh’s feetz” and den moves on.
Bread’n'Cake kitteh refuses to rise. (Knew a cat that loved pizza. It wasn’t a tortoise, it was definitely a cat.)
Mah big whiet kitteh Teddy lubs bisgetti, oar anneefing wif toemaytoe soss.
4.5Kittehs, you’ll nevver see tihs, butz Ai onse haded a big whiet kitteh named Teddy too! He wuz called “teh flying Hippopopocornamus” coz he wuz a fabyoolus jumper, an purred liek a popcorm masheen…an wuz fat at one tiem of hiz lief.
GMTA! Mai Teddy gotted hims naem cuz hiz bruvver wuz Bear, n alos he looked liek a “Teddy”. He iz berree sweet n jentl.
Kitteh is laufen at u.
und he’s lachen at Yoo!
*deutsche Kitteh stares at yoo thru his slitty ii’s an laffes at yoo innsyde selff*
Kondesending kitteh iz kondescending
Yay!!!
The word “bath” should work pretty well.
oar jus tappin teh handull… worked awn mai kittehs.
teh snorgling bubbles will do teh trik
add water, taht wil help too
Congarats abbycat awn ur top nawt sekkund!
N a macramay fur nawt fird!
Hao shalll wii sellybrate?
ohai DK, hao are u todai??
ai am stumped fur sillibrashun ideas.
maybee we shud just cut to the chayse and has chawklit??
*finks “DK - oh yah, dat’s mii!”*
Ohai leeza-b! Ai R feline bedder todai, fanks fur askin. The whoel town seems beree beree quite - cuming to terms, ai fink.
Maybee sum ob dat mud pi, if der’s anee left? N praps do teh Swimm to “Splish Splash, Ai Wuzz Takin a Baf”? Wut duzz u fink, abbycat?
Souns gud. I don noe song, cawse I stupy bowt almos all musik but clasikal and 70s rok, but souns aproperit.
Gud verzhun wif Cary Grant *sigh*
youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjQsdvi4
Keep watching after teh song ends.
abbycat. abbycat??? Hai, abbycat. Ai dont seem to kno hoo yoo ar. Hav yoo been heer long??? Oar purrhapz mai brayne haz stopped werking.
Yur commint - about being stoopee bowt mewsik but clasikal an 70s rok cawt mai aye - cuz taht’s mee too, cept ai wud sai 60s an erlee 70s.
So hai!!
Nice to meet chew!!
Deer JCH4K
I has bin lurkin for awhail, efery nao an tehn puttin in commentz. Tudae I luckked into teh chanz for nawtsekund and tuk it kwik.
Mai favver had clasikal raydio on alla tyme, I diddunt noe mush else till kollidj about 1970. Tehn I went bak to ole habits, so mew-sik frum 1973 on — my ignuranz, let me shoe yu it.
If you saw posts abowt feeral mama cat wiv behbehs, bak in middul of “whut ceiling cat, kill them awl? ” an ” O ai, ai jus died n ur armz 2nite” , taht was me.
corse, probobabably yu wont ever see tihs post, cawse it’s bin so long sins yu wrote teh post Ize anserin. Oh wel
Chawklit allus gud. Issunt there a song about going to sea in a bathtub we cud sing?
Der’s “Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Free Mens inna Tub”, n “Teh Owl n teh Pussykitteh”.
We can has lots of pnut-butr cups. Ar like kitteh in sink, chawklit sink filled wiv orink (sort of) kitteh. Also ar very nommeh.
duh, orinj kitteh not orink kitteh. Even lol needs a minimum ov prufredin
ok, how abowt reeses peenut buttur pi??
wif a sailin sawng?
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
wut do u do wif a drunken kitteh
erlie in teh mornin?
ackshullly drunken kitteh does nawt sownd so grate!
iz sumtymes funneh 2 see tehm staggerin aroun recovering form anesthetic after vet… looks like drunken kittehs
my nip prefers me to carry her around til she recovers– won’t sit still on floor (cuz floor wont be still), but is ok in mai arms. her bruvver tuck just hides under teh bed.
an then they hiss at each other cuz tehy dont recognize their smells an think who is this stranger cat wif teh fresh breath?
Ai fawt it wur olny mai nasstee beestz hoo hiss at eechuvver after vet. Aftur furst tiem dey du awla tiem just been meneez.
Speke ub de nassteez! Huzbum jus cumz in , sez zomg! wut’z dat! Iz a big lizzerd bowt 8″ lawng. nawt kwite ded yet. Pik it up ina emty bokz an taik it owtsied .
“Huzbum” - lol!
Pollyanna growled,an tried tew be reel domminant tew mah por owl Mungo Baggins Boi lass week wen hims cum bak frum teh Vet hospiddle.
He did stink tho.Pore Boi.
o noes, mine doo it too… I alwais thot it wuz b/c they cud smell teh ‘vet smell’ on the wun that went in. so ai takes them both in, even if itz onlee wun that needs to go, b/c the hissin and spittin is ovvur with so much faster if they goes tegetthur!
Mai preevyus kitteh, Boris - nao gon ober teh Raynbo Brij - sed Ai smellt nawt-rite ahfter Ai had teh keemoferapee. But he’d com an sleep awn mai bed enneewai!
wut a good boy-kitteh!! himz lubbed you
mai Rascal bebbah came home frum teh gettin fixed an her nawt feels gud an her mamakitty hissed at hers….. ai felt sew bad fr her. didn’t last tew long doh
Kittehs an goggies duz noe dat teh nasty smellin fings can be go away
after tehy hab puttid tehyr smells bak awn us.
Sophie (RIP) rubbed her sef awl ober mah bodde after mah hystericalektomy
She nawt lyke teh hospiddle an morfeen stink cummin off me.
She den set tew warshin whutebber part ob mah boddeh wuz uncubbered
Wut a gud gurl. Sumtiemz dey ar owr mamaz.
Tru dat.
mai boi kitteh iz a bery bery jellus kitteh. Wehn I started datink mai boifren,, mai boikitteh wuld haf to re-mark me so I smelled liek him, an nawt taht horrid hoomin man! Wehn he reelized taht teh hoomin-man weren’t gonna go awai, he tried to mark teh hoomin!
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Wuz (an iz) bery funnee to watch. BF nawt kno mush abowt teh kittehs, so all uv dis iz noo to him.
We had teh girlies 3 years nao.Dem onee jess gettin yoosed
tew MrT.M
Hazel got tew sniff teh hands first.If she lyke yew,she rub her cheek
awn your hand.
Fern will gallup up tew passers-by tayl plumage wayvin,an rub
rown demz ankulz.
Bissiters inna howse get a disdaynful glare!!She a straynge kitteh!!
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}
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I can haz teh pleh kemo, tu! An mai gurl kitteh useta try to bury mai port (in mai chest fer teh eezier deliberink ov teh kemos). Seh can haz bery sensitb nose an DO NAWT WANT teh smeelie stuffs. An, after teh kemo, I was smellie. Seh wuz bery gud, tu, an sleeped wif me eben tho I smelled funnee.
Oh- {{{{{Pb2K & Ambercat}}}}}
Hoaps u is both bettur now!!
Or, if u wantz classikul, La Mer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA
youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA
I fink yu cud danse to tihs. I was finking ov Ravel’s La Mer, pritty muzic but no so grate for dansin, acshuly.
Sowwy, can onlee finding videeohs ob Debussy’s La Mer.
oops. well, one of dose french compozers, nywai. See, teh radyo wuz alwais on clasika when Ize growin up, so I noe lots ov muzik, but no alwais hoos hoo an which is which.
Meh tew!
heer iz sumtin beddah for dansin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wiwr47U5E
ai member wen he did dis on Happy Days…
Cud du a naice balay tu almos ne kined ub Ravel mewsik. Sway nd twerl!
Oh, yeh, Debussy. ai furgot. Bofe iz prtty mewsikz
once a reviewer described DeBusseys work as “Bad music beautifully written”m
An he hadd teh Ingerlish cuzzin—whoze naem wuz De Bussy! Yeah, liek teh moobin veehickle!
ooh dats byootimus, but ai wuz thinking of this wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnlunrbb10
ai wud have make a linky if ai knoo how.
tahts wat I wuz finkin ov, when I sed Ravel