monorail 6-car pileup
monorail 6-car pileup details at 11
kittehs nawt sew gud at drivin.
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PAGING DRTINYCAT STAT!!
CCC on standby!!
WoooHooo! TawpSpawt to Tidmum! Yu want teh winners tiararara form teh ty-booteek? An mebbee a glass ob punch form teh last pikchur?
Ooohhh!! Yes plz
Fanks Ambercat.
Gots a Ty wiv PB2K.sew ai share teh Honners an Tiara
Shairz tiara at saim teim oar taikz trunz? Mite maik a difrunce. Gud fing we stil haz lotz ub dat punch. Wuz just fink abowt tiem fur nyew pichshur nd vwala , wuz.
nd conga ratz, Tidmum & PB2K
Teh majik ob IHC
Ai jess gotted anudder Tiara frum teh Tybooteek sew me an PB2K can waer dem at teh sayme tyme.
Tidmum, u b lukking so beeyuteemus in teh tiara. It b bringingz out deh liddle fleckz uv gold in ur iizez. I rayz mai glass uv punchez 2 u. Cheez!!
r yu shure dats SAFE?
Yay yu! Nawt sekund!
Is nawt dat biggan emershunsy – tew of da kitteh r shewn tewna-fishin. Tewna juice kures all noen kitteh monorail ills.
Yep! JD mai kittehs bofe lub da tuna jewce, no teh sownd ob teh can opuner
apparentlee, iz nap tiem awn teh monorail kat schedull
naw, is jus tryin to get the drunk peeps aweigh frum teh punch awn teh lass pitcher.
didnt werk so grate, ackshullee… naow r designayted drivers is drunk too.
Ai resembul taht remark!
so doo teh kittehs!
Ambercatbringin ober teh punchbowl.
Help yaw sef everbuddee
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*Cheez*
is dat whai teh floors awl slippree naow?
Ambercat- lemme help yu wif dat hyooge bowl.
*hands PB2K a glass ob punch an a sparklee Tiara*
Conkittehlayshuns!!!
We sharin teh nawt sekkund spot PB2K,luk how sparklee we are
Ooo! wi iz teh beyootiful!
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I haz to run orf to a “new car owners open house” dat mai car deelership iz putting awn. Fink tehy’ll notize mai sparklee tiara an mai big glass ov punch??
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bbiaf, mai frenz! partee well wile I’z gone!
Yep. Dem sweeping.
by elebenty we will awl be splorted!
wow, yu kin see teh fyoochure.
itz reely eesy wif my branes hangin owt all ovur the place.
itz cawled ‘extra splortnary purrsepshun’
das a sikf sense!! =D
hai cheezfrenz! hows we’m dewin toodai?
Did yu see teh punch we maeded awn teh last pic? Well we drinked it awl – nao, hao do yu tink we R?! Oooh, tehre’s abowt a larj glassful left, yu wont it?
nao fankooo!! sumwuns gorra dribe all yew junkards howum!! =D yew can gib it tew sumwun AC =)
but teh monorale kittehs r ar ride home….
an aim nawt an junkards…
*passes owt frum teh punch*
but teh monrale kittehs r out ob commi …. cim …. order!!
ai begs to differ!! =D
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splort-a-palooza!
I tole ya we needed to do moar testin on dem signuls afore gwine inta production, but noooooooo, we hef a deadline to install inna 1st qtr.
Detayls, detayls. Dat’s wai teh en-gin-earz getz payed teh bigg (HAH!) bux.
oh NOES! ceiling kat halp us in dis ti.. tai.. hour of need!
Monorail? Must bee in Seeattul! Teh kyoost krash ai seen inna looooongg tiem!
Itsa cuddle puddle!
speshullee affter yu spill teh punch, oh wayt, dat wuz me… :blush:
S’okay – Ai cort most ob it in mai glass. *Schluuuuuuuuurpppp*
heeeeeeeer ai blush 4 yew…….
: oops : (no spaces-jus tryin to help)
thank yu. ai forgotted.
*Sploooooorrrrrrrrtt* at ‘cuddle puddle’
Mee tu! Cuddle puddle! hahahaha
I luvz it!
Sumbuddy kwik wif de CCC.! Aiz tu ineebree8 tu bee ub ne halp. Trai tu stai owt ub de wai but hurry up wif the shuffelz nd taip nd stuffz . Dese peepz in a bad trubblez. Maibe dey ar tu neebree8 tu reelize?
Bweep bweep!!!! CCC cuming threw.
Ooopz!!! fergot sumfing.
Hanging on!! BRB
Bweep bweep!!!! Bweep bweep!!!! Had 2 run by deh ty-bboteek to restock wif the luvvlee 1950s baving capz. Fully loaded CCC cuming frew.
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*Lukz at Tidmum & CAE. Must dew deh tree-ahgez.
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U bof lukking sereeus.
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*Getz Braynez Recubbery Vakkuum Musheen out uv CCC adn
*pluggingz it in.
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BRVM (it b sayingz itz name when it runz)
All deh braynezez Vakkuumed up into teh plastic cup.
Hhhhhmmmm. Witch braynez iz witch? oh, well, braynez is braynez.
Tehy won’t b minding if dey getting mixted up, will they? no, I don’t b thinking so.
*putz sum braynez in Tidmums hed. Putz sum braynez in CAEz hed.
*Tuk, Tuk, Tuk, Tuk, pat, pat, pat, pat.
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heerz a nice blooe bavving cap for u Tidmum.
*pullz it on, fastenz chin strap. Putz Tidmumz tiara back on.
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Adn 4 u CAE wiii b habbing teh pritty pink cap
wif liddle sea shellz on it.
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*pullz it on, fastenz chin strap.
*Handingz eech uv dem a matching floofee blankee and a chokklit
*posssum. And a recubberishus hot chokklit wif deh wippped creme
*adn teh chokklit sprinklez.
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U 2 just rest heer until u b awl bedder. Hope deh mixinged up braynez don’t b causing enny problemz.
Tank yu fur teh branes an cap! Ai hoep ai nao haf maor branes than ai did yesserday!
Pass me teh snorgle snorkle – Ai’m goin in!
OMG dis ar too much cute for me to handle
Mah head jus explodid from dah cuteness of dah bebbehs
:thud falls down.
Oh NOoeess!!! A klasik splort.. wut a mess! Poor two_kittehs!
Lemme halp, wif nowun els leepin in2 akshun,
*sweeep, sweep*
*skraap, skraap* boi, tehre’s a lawt ob braynz arownd here,
*skup, skup…pourz bak inna kranial balt*
Awlmos awl in nao! *tukz teh last liddul bit bak in tehre*
Nao 4 teh CHRG (wdoi, ob kors) *streeetch, tug, snap*
Der! Nao 4 sum duk taap *wrap, wrap… riiip! tuk*
Mutsh bedder!
Hao u feelin two_kittehs? Here, hab sum hawt choklit, a sof blankee, u hab a choys ob kolorz, awl darling, n mabee a choklit possum 2 halp u rekuber.
Hmmm. taht funneh. Dis wuz suppozt 2 go up tehre…
Sigh…n natshurally, az sune az ai sez aneeting, WP mobez tingz arownd, again. Ah teh majik of modurn teknologeez.
Fankz, Feleion fur taik ober de cleneupping wile Ai wuz incatasipated. Dat punch punched bak sumfing feerse.
no kiddin… did yu see whut tehy put in it?
Fanks so muchez Feelionophiliac, that were berry nice of Uz.
I ar all bederrer nowz.
Note to self: must not forgit the CHRG.
Too much cuddels!!!1!
Uh oh…iffen monorail catz r al piled up, who iz teh design8d dryvr naow?!?
Plz to wait fer serbis on Trak Seben, kthxbai.
ai fink mabe a sleeb ober jamies prty kneded. Kan nobuddy dribe berry gud now.
yay! late nite parteee games! in pjs!
ok, ai ken go sleepies! *snkgzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Torties n tuxes n gingers, OH MY
Ai’ll get yu, mai lidl pritties! Yu an yur lidl dog Toto!
Obviously, teh six kittehs in teh pile up hab been totaled.
Dr.InshooranceCat will nawt gib u monies to fix dem.
Being teh good hoomin dat I am, I will taek deese borked kittehs off ur hands fur free – eben teh poison orange ones. U can go get noo kittehs fur teh monorail, and doan u wurry ur prittee liddle heds bout enny ov deese.
Sinse I doan heer enny objections, I’ll juss be on mah way wif teh borked kittehs.
*hurries to grab awl teh kittehs before ennyone notices*
STOP! Hoo wood crozz teh bridge wit kittehz
muss answer mee deez qweshons 3
err de udder syde hee c
Whut izz yur namez?
Whut izz yur qwest?
Whut izz de rayl speed velocity uff an unlayden monorail?
Afrikan or Yuropeen?
Don matter, we iz gonna chop orf Tribblez arms an legz enneeway!
Iznt taht wut tehy dood in teh moovee?
Tribble, Ai sorreeeee!!
Ai nawt reely gonna do taht! Ai wuz tryin to be all clebber an know…nnolleg…klonbl…smartypantz abowt teh Holy Grail. Come bakk, ok? Smarteepantz getz wut she dezerbs…. 
Sure…eye’ll cum bak zauberflote. Whutebbur u sai. Eye no u wuz jus kiddink…yeah datz it…u wuz kiddink. Er…deez men wit mee? Uh…de mye frenz, yeah, my frenz. De jus luk lyke secret service agentz. Now letz just stai calm an ebreeting beez awl rite. Sit down an jus tawk. Sew howz yur dai goin? Threatin tu dizmember n-e-wun else?
*sitz berry berry calmly*
Nope, nawt talkin bowt harmin enneebuddee atawl! Ur frenz, dey be maewkin me nerbuss….*twitch*
*tryin to sitz berry berry calmly* *twitch*
dood, yu sat awn me. want sum punch?
LOL @ MIB!
While Tribble and Zauberflote cum to an “agreement,” I scoops up awl teh kittehs and run away!
romeow, ai didtn no u wuz ambu lance chaser
Normally, I doan do dis sorta fing. Buts, I maed owt liek a catburglar on dis one! I juss hopes dat I can hang onto tehm, and I don’t “donate” them to LCB.
Some ov us r lookin fer fishees… some of us r goin to sleep.
u share when wi wake up, yes?
Oh teh cutemanity!!!
Amen
Fortunately, monorail cats are soft so pile up doesn’t hurt.
floofbags, teh laytst in sayftee feechures
OMG U awl were buzy tryin to recober frum teh punch, nobuddy heared me splort cept mai husbum inna nex room. He comed runnin wif teh duckie tape but I tink he waz doin it wrong! Ai gots duckie tape stuck to mao hair and ober my mour and ober wun ai. Lotz ober mai mouf,…hmmm mebbe he reely knot tryin to halp teh splort…mebbe haz hidden agender..agency…reason
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Huzzbinz: dehy mean well; sumtimz teh just mean.
did he also axsidentally attach teh ties frum teh bootique 2 teh bedposts 2?
is der sumfin rong wiff dat? Mebe was a scoybowt and needed nawt tyin practises? Or maybe nawt such a scoybowt at all, heh heh heh. Sumtymes is best to practise restraynt.
SOLly! Yoo tawkin nastee! UM-mm. Ai’m tellin!
Sylleeness asied—mah hubby’s unkel usedtz plai teh drumz in Conn—inn Noo Haben, playse cawled “Aktor’s Collonee”. Teh singgerz awl wunted hym too kum an play wif dem awn teh toors—hee wuz tew mush ob a hohambuddy an wuddn’t goe. Yoo abowt teh rite aij—maibee yoo whent dere an herd him? Hiz naem iz Joey—he’z retireded nao.
Axully Ise only been around these parts fer about 15 years. Big brew moveded muh.
has tu be kerful abowt letting de husbumz halping. sumtiemz iz eeziur tu du it yurself. Fink de kitteh sliba gitz off de taip stikeez pritty wel. Nawt noze wut it du fur der liddul tumz.
Oh,luk, we gotz nyew pikshur awlredy. hoap yur up fur it.
*unca Sol has a reminis from way back*
My wyf n I were out to dinner wiff annuder cupple and der was a seksee yung woman walkin by dressed provacative. Muh wyfe say “looka dat skank” and her fren say “she nawt skank, she just lookin fer husband”. I rays hand an say ‘Ise a husband’. I shooda stfu.
Did shee whop yoo wif herz perse?
Sittin onna doc of the bay….
*gets teh dreemee far away luk in teh iyez.
*startz softlee hummingz and gently rocking in teh chayr.
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Sittin’ in deh mornin’ sun
I’ll b sittin’ when teh eevnin’ come
Watching teh ships roll in *rememberingz the timez spent near deh oshun.
Adn den I watch ‘em roll away agen, yeah
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I’m sittin’ on teh dock uv teh bae *lukking out at teh desert
Watching teh ti-ide roll away *seez deh sun on teh mountenz
Ooo, I’m jus sittin’ on teh dock uv teh bay
Wastin’ ti-i-ime
I lef mai home in Georja *memreez uv Atlanta seep into deh brayne
Heded four teh ‘Frisco baye
‘Cause I’ve had nothing to live four *thinking uv all teh wunderful bitz uv life
Adn look lyke nothin’s gonna come my waaaay
So I’m just gonna sit on teh dock uv teh baye *hummz kwietlee
Watching teh tide roll awaye
Ooo, I’m sittin’ on teh dock uv deh baye
Wastin’ ti-i-i-i-i-ime
ooooh so wonderful, your highness!
Esther an I were in San Fransisco years ago whiff a room dat looked over the bay so our first nyte der while gittin ready fer bed I show muy bare behind frew the window to the view beyon and Esther hollars “SOL! Wuthehell ar yew doing?” an I say “I has already don ‘bayed at the moon’, now Ise mooned at the bay”. Esther shakes hed.
Ai’m glad sumwun elts lieks teh turribul puns! An ai can cee mah hubby dooin teh saym fing! Hiz inner Junyor hai-er, letz mee sho yoo it!
*Whisselin teh whissel part*—faydowt
One of the kittehs was carrying syrop, all drivers r asked to stick to the inside lane.
very lol!
@@@@@burgerz fur u
Needs monorail tag.
Coootest. Pile-up. Evah!
…I see 7 kittehs, not 6.
jus kuz nawt awl uf us can see teh inbisibull stuffs duznt meen yu has to rub it in.
an ai never sed we wuz much gud at cowntin neither. (cowtippins anuther matter).
dis beez a test, dis is onli a test ifnz it wuz reel mergenci weiz wud direct u to yur nearst lolcat
momcat
nope- no italicz heer muz jus beez da wun pitcher….
momcat
Dis 1 wuz furst and funneer
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=883347
…derails at 11…
brakin mews – monorail wrek linkd to catnip – correpsondtant fluffy pus repurrin mow:
fluffy pus: tanks tom – it seemz tat these were mbrs of c’nip 6 – the nortous gang linked to the evr gwoing catnip prblm tat is takin over our youth; more details to cum back to you tom; tis haz ben fluffy pus repurrin
Wudn’t dat be “Monorail 6-CAT pile up”?
It’s impossible to have a 6-cat pileup on a monorail.
Just FYI…