i had a sad
i had a sad but i drowneded it.
go 2 da pub nd yoo can shares ur sorrowz wif sum fwends.
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I loves me my bottle!
It’s mah besterest friend!
Of course, as a teetotaller, I has to drown mah sad in pepsi. I’m doing it wrong
Comcatululashuns on nawt-sekkind, Tharrick! U mite liek sum other drinkz than pepsi? Hot chawklit maybe?
Hot choklit maeks al sads go way!
*whisspurrs* Psst! CAE!! R u me? coz cae iz mai inishuls IRL!!
oooh. duz we hab anuvvur mistrius dubbul identtee? curyusser nd curyusser.
Sorree, mee iz mee. CAE r gud inishals tu haf tho…
Mai husbind iz going awaze 4 too daiz tomorro. I haz a sad. Choklit iz alreddy on standbai.
In celebrashun of mah nawt-second nawt-second, I happily aksept hot chawklit wif marshymallows an cream
*sounds ob potsnpanz in kitchen* Oof! Dem marshmelloes iz hebby todai! *Sownz ob pourin creem*
*pokes hed owt* Tharrick, u wantz taht creem wipped?
Cweenmj, kan u taek ober? Ai haz to go nao an cant com bakk till tomorroe mornin….FANKZ! bai
Ok, lessee, u got it mostlee dun heer. I thinking i can take it frum heer.
*Checks hotnesses uv the hot chokklit.
Yup itz reddy. Hooo b wnating eht hot chokklitz?
*startz pooring into deh mugz.
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Wii hab:
hot chokklit, nekkid
Hot chokklit wif marshmelloes
hot chokklit wif teh wipped creme
hot chokklit wif teh whipped creme & chokklit sprinkulz
hot chokklit wif a tuch uv deh pepprmint schawpz
hot chokklit wif a peppermint stik – 4 deh nonakohawlz
hot chokklit wif t tuch uv teh Bayleez
Ebbery1 cum adn hepping yursefz
Ifn joo haz hot chokklit, nekkid, bee VERYVERYVERY karefull
nawt 2 spillz it awn joor “senstiv bitz”!!
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Taht cuud b paynful adn ai dummo ifn teh CCC haz bamdaibs foar teh skaldings!
Well – we doo. But – LOL – ar yoo speekin frum teh eggsperience?? An ai ar nawt laffing – no, no reellee – ai ar nawt. But. . .*gigglol* how. . .wai. . .akshullee – ai will just uze mai verree vivid maijee natshun!!!
Guud 2 uze majee-nashun, cuz if joo sawr it IRL, joo wuud remoove joor eyzleballpeepers wif teh graypfroop spuun!!!
Mentalee skarrd 4 lyfe!!
PLEHPLEHPLEH!!!
yew be nice tew da woozled!! weeee dun like no wun to diss himz like dat!!
halooo… ai fink ai iz ‘loud to spik teh troof abaowt mehself…
kay fine! ai wuz jus stikkin up 4 himz…………… ;-(
nawt no moar, huh un!! nebber agins! himz on himz own
Gotz to beez ver careful wif hot fings, chonklit, marsmellows, or pepper oil wid the ‘eliminashun apparatus’. Can be very unpleasant, take muh werds or recall story from seberal weeks back. CHRG fits more den yer hed and you kanna be too kerfull!. SRSLY
Fank yew Cween!
I taek mine wif sum peppymint schawpz, plz.
Congrats, Tharrick!
O hai. Ai noe ai am kwite layte, but – tahnk ar deer CC, it duzn’t matter heer!!!
Contratz – Tharrick!! Rillee nice, what yoo said there.
an cweenmj – awl taht yoo hav dun (an takin ober awn such short notiss frum wonderful zauberfloete – gud show!!! so – pleez – ai wud liek to trai teh chawklit wif the balilees – ai wud nebber eben hav thot to put teh two ov them togedder – but sounds so taystee – an shurlee nootrishus!!
*sip sip sip* It iz indeed the yum!!!
Hai Janet, how u is 2nite? deh bayleez in the hot
chokklit r deh YUM. wud u b liking a poof uv teh whipped creme two?
Janet, I feeling a sad 4 ower deer kafleen but I not b noeing wut wii can b dewing 4 her.
Oh cweenmj, mee too!!!
Ai think we just has to wayte an see. She knows taht we ar heer fur hur, an taht we awl lurves hur verree much.
ai cant eben imajin waht can hav happened – but wahtebber – she iz ar deer kafleen – an nuthing can eber chanj taht.
an *sniff* *wypez aiea wif hankee* yes, thankz. Teh poof ov whipt creme wud bee verree taystee. Thankz.
I gess awl wii kan dew is sending ower lubz
2 her. She sez it b personal problemz. I
hopez her can b habing teh awl bedder soon.
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I gib u deh xstry nip uv deh bayleez adn a
ginormous pooof uv teh wipped creemz.
Kafleen sed she had fambly related trubbah. I’m guessin she means her nawt nawt cheezfambly where we had liddle or no influentz. I knows two fings fer certain: kafleen is as tuff as nails and we prolly doesn’t hasta werrey (but we’re gonna anyways), and her cheezfambly luvs her unconditional so when she needs to come back, we takes her right in (nice if she left the donkey stick owt onna porch tho).
An wee needz tew bee takin HARRD tew teh CC foar herza. Baysemint Cat cann bee berry meen an mezzes upz famblees. Ai’z seed itt mahselfs. Wharebber yoo r, Kafleen, deer, wee lubbs yoo sew BERRY mush! “Be of good cheer, fo I have overcome the world.”
Ohai! ai am kwite layt, but aill hab teh hawt choklit wif teh mushymellowz, tehn teh whippy kreem, tehn teh choklit sprinkullz, adn a peppymint stik!
aftur ai getz it, ai haz tew dwinkz it in bed, tho! kthxbai!
Ur never 2 late heer. I gibbing yew teh mug wif teh kilban kittehz on it 4 taking 2 deh bed.
*fixez it up wif awl deh trimmingz az per deh rekwest.
Sweet dreemz, n1ip.
I wants cream whipped. Also eggs beaten, orinjes skweezed, an’ toast strangled
strangled toast? dat wun beats me
Mee too. Tharrick – cud yoo pleez tell us sumthing about yur tohst???
it jus mite be gud……. ai wud hate to pass up sumthin gud to eat….. needs to add tew teh repertorie!! HA
An ai, alas, joyne yoo in yur “HA!”
’s from Garfield
mmmmmmm…. kinkeee…..
Hai Tharrik, sawree eye B layt 4 yur sellybrayshunz.
But allao mii 2 perzent yew wif teh dymund studdeed tiepin award 4 mekkin sew mennee commintz B 4 N E wun elz.
Cancashumalayshunz awn yur nawt sekkund!!
Tewna jucce make all sad gow awahi. Beeeg botel ov tewna jucce doing it rite.
I can has salmon ob it?
I has can tuna! (wiff joos)
Happy Hour…Tharricks doin’ it wrong.
Yesh indeed, yU B doin it rong, Tharrick! Teetoe-tallerz mush drown the sads in Dr. Plehper! *shoutz out in2 Sigh-burr-plase: is dare a doktur in teh haus?*
Hay, ai LIEKS teh Dokter peeper! Itz teh fing taht halpz teh nastee mygrainz goe awai! (Giltee giglol—AN ai lieks teh tayst!)
Reely? Dr P chases awai teh no good, very bad mygrainies? I mus tri dis — couldn’t bee any worser than teh $6.00 per pill stuff-that-don’t-werk.
At least it will have a flavor!
Rybeenah werks fore me, but is hard to fynd in Merka – com to TeenyTinyIngerlan, we has lots!
Tank u,
I has googled Rybeena and it sounds yummy. I will look for it, I tink there is a Brit imports store near me in Ohio.
Would looove to come to TTI for shoppings, but not just now. Maybe next yeeer.
ICHC — teh source of all informations werth knowing.
If yu rilly wonts it, tehre R som websites for teh Britisher fuds – gud for teh ex-pats an teh Anglow-files. Nawt so gud for teh nayul files
Cormcatulashingz Tharrick!!! wut duz u like 4 teh sillbrashunz?
Noh! Yous doin it rite!! Pepseh it teh YUM!!!!
But nawt the reelee delishus tee??? an *wispurrs to DchCTc* sumwun tole me just today taht teh bergamot in teh Erl Gray is a U NO What. Corse . . .
Well, I don’t hates teh tees . . .
I might try dat bergamot fing, tho. I lookded it up on teh innernets.
yoos duinit jus rite!! no sads, no barrusment 4 teetotlin!!
More dngerous to fugly couch: cathair or plonk?
Caowch nawt bad kompared to mai parentz’ caowch. *shudder*
so srry 4 U, woozled! Fugly couch hassa a flavur? Couch is bad taste. Pleh!
It muss be 5 o’clockee sumwear!
Tribble, plz to aksept mai sinceer ap..aplol…palog…”I’m sorreez” frum sayin ai wuz gonna do u teh bodilee harm! Ai wuz onlee tryin to be a smarteepantz an faaled mizzublee….
Zauberflote u has gibbin mee da bigest laff eye haz had in a lawng tyme! Eye canna eben walk by da puter tu nite wif owt laffin! Tank u!
(For doez uff u dat dont no whut wii iz tawkin bout, reed bout it in da Monorail 6 car pile upp picher.)
Oh an by da wai, u wuz tinkin uff da black knight part uff da muvee, an eye wuz tinkin of da troll by da bridge. Sew u wuz kinda rite.
oh ai lolled big time readin yr tred!! it wuz teh classik!!
I spose itz way too late fer me to say I wanna do bodily warm? Nemme mind. Esther, honey, you der?
indede it iz. Rite heer wen Tharrick iz maikin poast.
Is 1 in morning when I made post
Wat’s wif sad grown-ups and likur? I tried it and it made me go PLEH!(no i iz nawt an under-age drinker, i had a communion) Srsly! wine tastes like rotten grape joos!
Nawt az bad az vodka. pleh! taist leik drity sokz wahs owt in rubbing acklolhol.
Vokka can beez nummy in teh smawl dozez, buttchoo gawta gets a deesent wun adn iz bestest wehn keept in teh freezer.
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Coars, ai bin akkustumd 2 it 4 awhale.
wunst yo has choked down the small doses den vokka tastes purty gud. Particular direct from freezer. Highly effectib exwyfe eraser. Oh, an KwazyKatLady? Sum tastes take a while to develop, wine, beer, smoochin all take a liddle while. The tough part is to decide what tastes NAWT to develop. Itz best that you choose and nawt just go wiff the flow.
Wood nawt noe frum ‘exwyfe eraser’… Still unfashunublee marriadjed to furst wyf foar 25 yeerz.
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Howeber, the rest ov mai fambly…. OH, JEEBUS WAREZ TAHT BOBBLE?!?!??!??gurglglugglegurglglugglegurglglugglegurglgluggle
Gud jawb Wozzled! I figgurs dat nawt ebeywun kin score a winning goal first chance they git, sum of us needs anuuder try er two. Wen I met Esther I herd som guy inna background screamin ggggoooooooooaaaaaallllllll.
I wus gonna say hit a homerun ebbytime to plate but I tries to remmer our intern…innerna… furn frenz.
twokilla iz da horridizable……
neber cud figer outz howz sumbudi camz up wif it!
momcat
gascat- himz drink da ornj juic strait…… duz dat mak himz poysin?
Hai momcat!! Hao ar yoo doing???
*wispurrs* momcat – ar yoo a memburov teh cheezfrenz groop??? If nawt, ai wud liek it verree much if yoo wud joyne. doo yoo need teh link? – if yoo want too, that iz.
JC4K, is der chat room or instunt message der? ai gets teh messages an luks at teh picshurs but wus jus wundrin
Yoo hav teh sayme problimz ai do??? Ambercat haz sayed she wud taek mee bai teh hand an show mee hao it werks. An ai am shur she wud doo teh sayme fur yoo, if yoo needz it.
We used to hav a chat rume – but ai guess no moar. At teh tiem, ai wuz too noo, anai dint reelee know waht it wuz.
But waht AI reelee want frum there – iz to hav EBREEWUN there – becuz – tehn – yoo can’t get loast. Ai cud alwayz find yoo, becuz ai cud email yoo. Corse – if yoo dint want – yoo wudnt hav to email bak – so privacee iz akshullee ashured.
But – lotsa peepl say tehy ar having fun tehre. Ai wud laik to go moar offen, but ai neez moar time!!!
Well, almos ebbeywun
BTW JCH4K, iffen yo tink its werv it yo can feel free to put muh Biscotti recipe from this mawnin out there. Heck put it in yer name I done care. It’s nawt a bad place and nawt too hard to get to the first time and after dat it’s real easy.
otay, teh queshun is………… is der a chat room or instant message there? ai kin luk at teh recipes and awl dat gud stuffs
but if no chat room wutz teh diffruns?
Ummm . . .ai dont know. Yoo must ask sumwun hoo iz aktiv there – leik Ambercat, purrhaps.
Frankly Jamamakitteh for the short time I was there I didn’t see any great advantage except it was easier to track down old threads and there were assorted databases for misc topics, like recipes. The database included a user list so you could know who was who, it cut back on childish games like changeing names and playing ‘guess who’. It was nawt a bad place, but I found the peeps there less tolerant of muh off color self.
Ohai Jamamakitty, tehre IS a chatrum ober awn teh Cheezfrenz site tho its kynda fawlen into disyus – teh prawblem is we is awl in so mennee diffrunt tym zoens an som ob us can oenlee get awnlyn at werk an som ob us oenlee at hoem an so we has to maek appoyntmets to meet in teh chatrum! But if enuff peepl wont it to happen – it will! Teh odder BIG diffruns between heer an tehre is HEER is fore lite-harted banter between akwayntanses, wit okayshunal menshuning ob persnal stuff, and TEHRE is moer lyk cosee chats wit yur speshul frenz. Tehre is a verree strong sens ob suppoting an pertekting eechudder awn teh frenz site, so it has becum a luvlee, warm, sayf playce – lyk bein awlwais rappd in a sawft blankee form teh CCC! If tihs sowns lyk yur kynd ob ting tehn plees com an joyn us!
Well done, Ambercat, well done
Yay, Ambercat! I harts u. Heer, u can has ur ristwatch back.
Oh tanks, LCB, did Ai drop it? Ai hadunt notissed. Oh, it is awn yur rist VERREE titely – tanks fore taekin sush gud caaer ob it!
Thankz, SolnEsther – an ai dint see it yet – so thankz fur telling mee. Az yoo know, ai ar reelee liekz teh biscotti – so wud laik to trai yur recipee. Ai am shur it will be reelee gu!
Sorry, I named you inna message aimed at Ambercat. I was talkin to her about the Cheezfrens but used yer name. Fank goodness yer such a pal anna goodsport.
oh hai jch4k!
I didz join da cheezfrenz groop n den I furgotted hao to getz der again!
(I kin beez dens kitteh…..)
wuz sik todai didz nuffin butz pretendz I wuz kitteh n sleep, sleep, sleep- I fink I gotted smal virumus frum wun ob mai preskullers- himz frew up on meiz….iz occumaptional hazzardz.
wuz tawkin to spoose, himz saiz I needz exermaz mai immoon systim ta mak ita stronga!
gascat on da flor studin da ‘puter scienc n tawkn ’bout makin treez…. I finkz himz mixin himz sciencez!
fishykitteh makin rabmit trap in bak yard…. herz wana noe hao to tak kare ub herselv ifnz shez getz losted in wuds……. phunny fing… I emailed herz skul ta tellz dem shez be leebin skul 3 weekz earli, iz onli tim awl year I gotz an answer bak da nex dai! Deh is lik “oh iz fine, hab her getz diz form n datz grad, no problemo…” nawt sur wai deh hatzez her sos much
Spoose cam n visteded las weekend wuz nic- two badz himz cannt mak it nex weekend- iz gascats 19th burthdai on April 18th. fishykitteh n I takn himz owt t dinner-
sos weiz awl be ploddin alawng!
hai! m nawt mixin sciences! trees r nawn-linear lists, luk kinda liek prime factorization, liek tis:
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◙ ◙ ◙ ◙
(wordpress had better nawt eet mai spacings)
of course taht is a complete tree, tehy duzn’t has tu luk lyke dat.
okay ai tries demonstrashum agin
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tehre! taht shuld werk!
oh, iz like deh famblee treez.
Hhhmmm. Kumputer famblee treez?
___________Univac
_______IBM ________Bell&Howell
_____PC___Dell____HP______Acer
ack hum…….. where beez da grandadi ub awl pewsonal computerz? da mighti TRS-80 model wif da hugee 5 mb of mem! n da thermal strip printa!
wuz cool!
momcat (libin in da ‘puter wurld since 1976….)
wuz meant 2 b exampingul uv tree, not realitree.
Didn’t want to be trying to properlee place teh C/pm musheenz adn Commodore adn TI and teh Atari adn teh menny uzzerz. taht wud b making mai hed hurtz.
Long live the Commodore 64!
An mai furst wun wus the 128!!!
An sumwun told bee – thiz is awl teh pewter yoo will eber neee!!!
OH!!! those were teh innocent daiz indeed. LOLOL!!!
thanks fur teh demo, gascat, iz berry interestin.
Happy near-future birthdae 2 u.
Say HI 2 fishykitteh fur all us cheez peeps.
I guess technically that’s more or less what it is…
Communion is the only time I drink the alcomohols.
Ezie. Alkie-hall tast nasti enuf dat pipl tew sadz fwom dat tew rememble anyding elf. Dats whi nyn kitteh outa twen sai dey pwefur sammun milkshakes.
Depends awn the wine… NiteTraynExpress adn Ripple are like PLEHPLEHPLEHPLEHBLARGLBARF tehy iz teh ransid grep joos adn teh rubbin akahol. Sum r WAY 2 sweeeeet (Mogen Dabid, many ‘tooty-frooty’ winez). Whut winex tehy uze 4 the commoomyum ai dunno frum, ai wuz raized teh Mefoddisp, adn wee had Welch’s Grep Joose, pleh. Tehre iz a balanse. Teh rite balanse can reeley maek a meal mush moar yummerz.
Deer woozled – elebenteebajillion burgerz fur yjr “PLEHPLEHPLEHPLEHBLARGLBARF”
ai just don know when ai hav seen enething so – purrrrrpurrpurrrfekt!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Iz funz 2 maek teh funnee saownds… afturr awl, az a deer fren ov myne wunce sed: “Norfik plurg, nee id biddle – frorb zorp…”
Ooooookaayeee???? An – ai haz said it out lowd – an ai still dont getz it – though – it duz LUK veree cyoot – sumthing ai mite, indeed, want to say. But – what izzit taht ai wud bee saing?
sort ov liek – wehn ai wunz wuz in Egypt – a liddle boi kept pestering mee an following mee -az tehy are wont to doo there. An ai had red in teh guide buk – yoo shud say “Imshee” wehn tehy just wont go away.
So – ai sayed “Imshee” to himz – an he stopped ded in hiz trakz – luked at mee wif horrror an outrage an sayed. “Madame!!!! We do nawt even say taht to dogs!”
an he went away. an to this day, ai do nawt know waht ai sayed. But ai don’t think ai wud doo it again.
(PSST! it duzn’t reelee meen anyfing, iz just a seereez ov teh funnee saownds)
ohh- u meenz lik da “snazen razzle bazzer snerfn puf rarggle” dat I tellz mai ‘puter whenz itz eatez mai post?!
momcat
Ezzakee so!! Adn doan’t ferget: “Foontgrindle targ skizwizzle”
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Ai has found favrit sillee saownds and uzeded tehm for webzite uzernaymeses adn passwarts.
Taht saym fren’ (laaaaaaaaawng tyme g’go) adn ai uzed to goe 2 teh likker stoar by hiz hauz adn get a owr-glass shayped bobble of rosay (roz-eh?) taht maeked they funnee glugglergloopler noyzez adn it saownded lyke it wuz laffing… soe we awlwaiz cawled it a ‘Happee Bobble”
Aw!1 Ai nebber saw (or hurd) this happee Bobble. Must hav reelee bin teh funnee!!! So sorree taht ai mist it!
In a wai, Ai mist it 2!
HAH!! woozled yo has made muh day! I remember when I couldn’t afford good wine an much of the swill I drank was “Plehplehplehplehblarglbarf” Boones Farm – hoorck, Napasonomamendicinovinrose – gak, almost any Noo Yawk State wine – hurl. Communion wine is teh cheap stuff supposedly made perfect by the blessing but the blessin doane make it tastee. A good wine will give you the same warm sweet wonderfull feelin as a stolen kiss. Now plees leev Sol alone whilst he reminises about stolen kisses and great wines.
atz mai churc weiz uzez da port- iz gud…….
a stori-
at wun point in episcocat histome weez decided ta use white port…… dis ledz to da LEMS (peepz wif da chalice) sayn we wuznt doin da blud ub ceiling cat animoare- weiz doin da plasma ub ceiling cat!- wuz berry short libed tradition….
momcat
NaowNaow… Noo Yawk haz sum berry good winez…
Ai lib at teh norfwest coarner ob teh Fingder Laykses, soez Ai noes teh reejun.
Noe f’fense taken, joo just habent trided sum ov teh guud wunz, ‘parentlee.
Axual I hasn’t tried any NYState wynes sints the 70 bekawse in does days they were Plehplehplehblarghbarf. I went to skul in Geneva an muh Granny libbed in Ithaca. Iknow the finner lakes ver well and I think its wun of the mos beeutiful places ise eber bin. Mebe its time to try NYstate wines agin. BTW, Ct wines are plehplehplehpleblarghbarf to the max.
Norfwest korner sounds like top o lak Seneca. I has made the run from Geneva to Roch or Syracuse or Iffaca hunnerts of time, Muh udder grnparints libbed in Syracuse and grndad editor ob the Post Standard there.
ohai, woozled, Iz in Finger Lakes, too.
SnE, dere r sum bery good winez here nao. Konstantin Franc, Standing Stone, Heron Hill mayk sum bery good Gewurtztraminers — dry, minerally, wid grapefruit notes.
Sum bery gud Rieslings, too. More Pinot noir grape barieties being debeloped fur dis climate, but da gud wuns cost soo much more dan a decent wun frum CA.
It kinda is XD
It all depenz on whut yoo likes. I tink all redwine taste liek rotten grapejoos, but I likes witewine nice an cold, and I luvs me sum singlemalt skotch.
It takes all kindz. Iffn yoo no like, den try sumthin else – or not. Lots uf choyses.
zski, Ai agrwee wif yu on teh redwhine…. pleh etc. blargh. Mebbe Ai hads nawt
had a “gud” redwhine, but Ai has tried sum, and dey awl pleh to me.
Naow, gibs me sum fine warm saki, NAOW yu tawkin whine!! YUM!
sawry, donut meen to hijack thred. Ai nawt sew grate drinker-person, axually.
dem 12-step programs, dey du dat tu ya…..
Better be careful, there, Kat! Them Sads can swim!
an problee better than yu… cuz tehy duz nawt has teh floof whut bekums waterlogged.
U-2, Da End ub da wurld
FTW
Awww… Poor Kitteh. You will has a sad tomorrow, too. It be a haingovur sad.
ND’d!!
Kitteh shood lai off teh jug wine. Hare of teh dawg will be neaded when it wakes up.
No, NO!!! Hair uv DAWG?!?!?!?! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!
is der teh hair of deh kitteh? mite be teh yums
“Hare ob goggie” goze bak 2 beleefs ov Majik.
A googie byte joo, 2 preevint ‘fekshuns adn bad fings, tehy fawt if joo tuuk a hare ov teh googie waht bitchoo and maek pohltiss/burn it/eet it/whutever, it wuud cure teh nasteez. Tihs gozebak 2 teh waybak – eben 2 Arstipof….Arizonstonefeeknees… sum greek gai – ifn joo cross jur I’s adn luuk at it sydwayz a little.
wud dat be a YNGG?
Dem Greek Gods b berry berry fine!!! Do Want!!!
hai mai cween.
eye dun leff yew an anzur 2 yur kwezchun bowt Mr Last.
No reel eenfurrmashun. butt an anzer at leest
eye wunner eef eet happunz wif teh eye talix up heer?
Hai dere deer Gibbocat. I gotted ur answer adn I b tahnking yew berry, berry muches. U b hard 2 catching up 2, u runz trew deh fredz sew fast.
Sry 2 b stoopy – YNGG?
if yew go tew teh nawty barn der is YNG (young nekkid guys) der doin deh ironin….. (at least dats all dey tell ME)
so ai fort mite be gud to add young nekkid greek guys
mebbe make sum baklava oar sumfin… spanikolopida oar oh who noes
Oooh!! YNGG – cooking teh Greek fudz???? We cud hav tsaziki?? an . . .the mynd boggulz.l
….drinkz da tsaziki n yur tung will boggulz! I hadz it wunce- iz strng combinatin ub radimator fluidz n pur gas!
it burnz it burnz!
momcat
ai will luk laik at teh top of teh google page
did you mean ??
did you mean OUZO?
did you mean
This is an eyetalicks turnin off tezt…
It mae onlee bee a tezt.
:/i: :/I: Just an udder tezt, nawta ting to sii heer….
Ai treyed awl teh switches Ai gnu…
Mebbe?
So sowwy, steel nuffin tew sea.
yoo getz A fer effertz SMOM… I wuz bout to trai en do teh same fing…
tks, omnomaly!
@ leased next paje iznawt awl leeenin.
Steal wunder wai Ai coodnawt fixit….
fanx 4 tryin……….. ai tried dat stuffs tew after borkage………. sunspots, dats it
{{{Jammama}}}
oh- yah! datz rit- wuz OUZO! sees sos bad whenz u drinkz it, u canta eben ‘member its nom!
momcat
did you mean ouzo
I seez seberal problems wiff dis YNGG scenario. Foist cooking nekkid is VER BAD idear. Hot spatters from grill or pans can burn tender parts. Nawt foist: Two or moar YNGGs could result in ironin and awl udder chores bean ignored for udder YNGG plessures. They will polish off yer Retsina and leave yer cellars decimate.
everyting be all italics under here…I try fix.
did you mean
skewz eye 4 tryn nekzperrymint heer.
butt teh eye talix am juss 2 weerd!!!!1
Sry, nawt innerexted in the YNGs… YNW awn teh ovver floofiepaw…
.
Adn SpankyLOLopedia saowndz lyke a buuk ov
“VeryInnerestin’ Egneravings” (ifn joo noeaux whut ai meen) in teh Nawtee Barn!!
lol!!!!!!1!
Taramousalada adn saganaki opa foar meh, pleeztankjoo!
yung nekkid greek gai! (unlee fownd in teh Nawty Barn! iz wai ai nebbr seez wun
)
luk awai from dis topic, NIP… (only kiddin, hao wuz yer day??)
Tu much likur maeks tummy wurse then harbls. Maeks mouf splorts–YUK!
i agree wif Kat. wine iz awful! wat do grown-ups see in dat stuff?
sum dem cant get silee enuf wifowt it. Maikz me du embaras fingz nd den frow up. pleh.
Ai fink sum dese peepz jus tok frue dere hatz bowt drinkeez cuz fink itz funnee.
Just purtend nawt hurtz nuffinz.
Eberyfing in moderashun.
I liek mah glass ov red wine – has stuff dat’s gud fur u, as long as u kno wen to stop.
Idans4yoo – furst, ai think, whine iz just a bit an ackwired tayst – but moastlee, moast peepl nebber had a reelee gud whine – in teh propurr setting.
An nawt gud whinez reelee ar, az woozled said, “PLEHPLEHPLEHPLEHBLARGLBARF”
*hic* dis mah happeh joos…maeks mi sads go awai.
iz nawt alcohawlic… dis is… apple joos!
u shud reely tri catnip…it drown moar sorrowz.
uh hu-
n jus xactli whut kinda apple joos iz dat lolkitteh……. wud itz be ferminted apple joos…?
momcat
wall, it kant be skumbull, cuz its nawt eetin teh paynt.
apple joos spiked wif skumbull? oar jus sum uv teh punch frum erlier?
cud beez-
iz finkn moar ub da HARD apple joos……. aksulme I liks hard apple joos!
dang y’awl, naow I wantz sum port or brandi n Iz on da antibioticz n no canz has!
momcat
is not sposd to make u feel good, is sposd to make u feel nuthin
If it maeks u feel nuffin,
ur doing it rong.
Whut duz dis “nuthin” feal like? ware kin eye find sum mii sum nuthin to feel?
Nuffin frum nuffin means nuffin…
Gotta has sumthin . . .
if yew wants tew dans wit me!! ha
“iz gotz pleni ub nuffin… n nuffins pleni fur meiz”
momcat
LOL!!! ai red taht yoo had plentee ov “muffins.”
yew made me lol outloud!! (ai noes dat souns stooopie, but ai crack up when The Monk sed it….)
JC4K, ai finks we gots gushi fuds on de brayne!!
butz i duz! gud cinamoni sugr wunz! deh beiz gud! dat iz ifnz gascat n fishyktteh don eatz dem awl furst!
momcat
Ai feel sick today….isn’t dat sumpthin’?
Shiraz hard drunkin dis craapee wyen.
Zin again, it cud be worse.
Yes sirrah, you keeps drinkin yous lyfe away, you amantiallo nuttin.
Whoo needz a reezling 2 drink?
.
Drink enuf (butt nawt 2 mush) adn fings luuk rozay.
Drunk cat drinks.
Chateaunoof, dat’s troo.
Posed to go unner Missy’s comment.
Oh kitteh, I wud still has a sad iffs I had to drink bad jug wine.
Cum to mah howse, and I show u hao to drinks teh gud wine.
U has nip, I has wine, we b happeh.
jug band musik 4 teh occashun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFTswxYYUcs
Az Homur Simpsun sez…
…alchol is teh cause of, and solootion to, all of life’s problims!
Dat Homur d00d nose more dann he noses!
Butt sinse i iz alzo tee-tow-taller, I can haz no prolims? Butt eye can haz know solushunz 2 dem??? :confoosed fase:
U cant get well widout Muscatel.
brandi iz handi ta mak u feelz dandi……
momcat
tew but it willz kum bak ebbn wurse in teh murnin. dat, pluz an ebbil hangovah! puor kitteh!
{{{{{drunk kitteh}}}}}
BUTT I HAS A HAPPY!!!!!!
Details @ ellebentee!
Bless all of you for your good thots!
Butt Chicken and Dumplings wiff…
….cuz…SEAN’S home!)
Mom!
Dad! (CHEERFULL DAD
Sean!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ai am happitail dat yew has a happy!! ai lubs {{{{Kafleen}}}}
Yay 4 deh happee liddle donkee!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
U b noeing wii awlways b lubbing u, ower sweet kafleen.
{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(duz donki kickz round da room)
kafleen! Iz sos happi fur u! Iz bein in n owt sos I no noes da stori butz Iz awlwaiz happi when cheesefrens happi!
{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
momcat
KAFLEEN!!!! Ai ar so happee to see yoo!!!! *dances merrilee around teh room – wif liddle hippitee hops in between teh twerls* We were awl SOOOO werried!!
Oh – ai just LURVES teh happee ending!!!
Ai haz noe eyedeenah whut jooz iz tawking abaowt oar whoe Sean iz, but ifn joo haz a big happy tehn eye iz happy 4 joo!!
{{{kafleen}}}
Thank yews gais!!!
also….. “I HAD A SAD….AND I DIDDUNT DROWN IT!”
I diddunt ebben WUNT too! Issunt dat a wundruss mirukul?
I still have several stressors worrying me badlee that I have to overcome myself,
and no one bailing me out is going to help me grow like I need to. (Although I am
blown away by one cheezfrens’s special offer to help…u noe hoo u r…I’ll bee riting u with
my gratitude…) but the one that sent me over the top was my dad, who is an
extremely difficult and overbearing person, finally aggravating my son into leaving the house and staying overnight elsewhere. This kind of reaction just DOES NOT happen in my household. I was afraid he might not come back; it just made me sick.
I came home tonight and everything was back to normal, and ever so much better. My dad was positively giddy. I whispered to mom, “Did you talk to him?” She had to think…no, she said, he was just glad Sean was home.
THIS blew me away. Instead of coming home and hearing him ripping into Sean, I also walked in on him kindly telling Sean something about his freedom being granted…Sean looked nervous and somber and a little sad. *insert wise parental smile here*
OK….TMI for those of you not concerned with Donkey Drama..and I apologize…but I was so blown away by the long string of kind comments and support I had to tell you all.
I truly cannot believe this turned out so beautifullly and blessedly. What a wonderful dinner we had tonight.
Can mea, punitive dads turn over a new leaf this late in life?
Ai suppoze tehre is sumpin speshul bout gransonz dat yer daddi juzt lernt fur hymselv. {{{{Ai haz a happi fur yew, Kafleen!}}}}
May teh otter strezzorz Bkum un-nawted az breezillly az dis wun.
“the entire universe conspires for your success”
w00t! Con grats kafleen! Tihs is trulee wundrus noos!
.
*happee danzing arownd in kafleen’s honor*
So happitayle fur yur fambly, Kafleen.
Manny blessings.
Yess, dey kan! An ai fink maibee yoor daddee duz liek mai hubbee usededta doo—pray wen nowun elts iz lukkin. Wee shall sea!
Kafleen!!! I so happeh fur U!
Fank gudness Sean iz hoam ware hims belongs.
*wipes brow*
Whew!
*duz happeh danse*
*’members to act cool*
*duz happeh danse in heart for Kafleen and fambly*
Romeow retains title of “Coolest Kitteh ov Tehm Awl!”
WTF? Sudenlee everyfing – teh hole fred – iz eyetalic? Haz aye had 2 mush 2 drinkee??
ai din’t reelize ai had teh power……… wuz jus tryin to italicize sumfin……oops
help desk!!!
wunnur whut wheel fixit??
ruh roh, dunt noes……… ai feelz rilly stoopie!!
when yo turn on the italics, it’s polite to turn em back off at the end.
oh shur …. make me feel wurs
ai did end em
weird press………… wut ai duz in wun commint shudden affect deh res
I tink it looks kinda nice….
awwwwwwwwww ai new ai cud count on yew………. anna wun anna tew!!! {{{Kafleen}}}
mebe weirdpress iz drinkin da kittez drink n iz awl bombozzled. Is naow tipping da wurds sidemawaiz!
(dis stait ub n doan whenz I typee it…)
momcat
It aw started wif No1inparticular…. She’s a witch!!!
Adn whut doo we doo wif witches?!??!
wii lubz um adn skweeze um adn cull um Jorje!!!
sumtimes yo tink yer lytin a fyoose that’ll generates much sparks and noise and pffft it snuffles out. sry woozle, the anser yo prolly wanted was “burn em’ I wusn’t here
I tink its flote em like a duckie or sumfin.
Kudos to teh Faith Filled No1 furr seein it as it wuz intended, a harmless
funneh, an not gettin disturbed.
Dats a Monty Python ref, iddin it, woozled? *brain fuzz, i has it*
Just wondering – new as I am – why my lols never show up on the page? Is it cause they aren’t funny or is there another reason:)
aim sure they’re funny……. we’ve all submitted lols and not seen them show up. they get lots and lots of submittals. don’t feel bad……… sumday!!
naow asrael-
cud be cuppla fings, ifnz u noob (Iz been on n off two much latli) den weirdpress haz ta do a homelan securti typ chec on yur nom befour it cumz up.
Or sumtimz weirdpress getz hongri n eatzez yur commints. Happenz to meiz eber so offten.
sumtimz I fink weirdpress likz yur commits sos much dat it haz ta keep dem to itselv awhile…..
iz justa weirdpress fing, nobudi madz at u….
momcat
iffen teh innertoobz haf tayken a leenin 2 teh ryt… am dat teh bad syn 4 teh lexshunz????
mebbee is good SINE furr teh cheezburgers…cud bee sine dat dey is wurkin on fixin tings?
Or mebbee I is just goin on a TANGENT…..
I need a piece of pi.
now dat i’ve gotten too teh root ub tings…
srry. I has a giddy.
LOL!!! Just LUK at thiz. Lukz liek we ar AWL giddy!!!
I noe…
Ironikal, r it knot?
aim jus hopin teh next lol cat will get back to teh normal…….. hope so soon and i promize nebber ebber to trai teh html tags….. who new?? ai still dont fink one commint shud affect teh rest
jamamakitty, ai R shur u dunt doo dis! Teh fings at teh top rite ov teh paj R in italiks tew.
my power, let me shows yew it
all happened after ai tried to put a werd in talics……….. bam……….majik
Wal, u mus promiss to onlee use dis powah fur doing da gud.
otay, ai maik teh promis………. hangs hed feeline sheepishly
Noes!! Donut feline sheepish! U haz da POW-WAH!!!1!
Just cosine heer, plz…
It wud be TERRIBUL fur teh lexshunz!!! Ai wud hav to. . .ai dont noe – sumthing.
But wayte – az ai rite thiz – awl iz well again. But – if ai post it – nawt possible. Ai cud NEBBER NEBBER leen to teh rite.
Heer goez. . .
jck4, is der a wai to email teh ICHC fokses?
LOL!!! Ai gotz to admit – this iz wun ov teh funnier thingz ai ebber did see.
Ai think we cud leeve a msg up awn the rite – wehre they say “contakt us” an ai DID hav an email address – but ai dont noe where it iz.
Ai spekts sumwun will notice – so bai an bai.
An jamamakitty – ai reelee doo think it WUZ yoo – it starts wif the “ouzo!” LOL
This iz reelee maeking mee laff. Ai hoep teh NEBBER fix it – at leest nawt heer.!!
Sssshhhhh! Donut bemind her! Her is hanging her hed, feline sheepish… pore jamama!
dat damn ouzo……..nex time i will let her fink seh drank taziki
oh jamakitteh- don wury ifn it wuz da ouzo commint den it beez mai fault fur been stoopi bout da nom of da greek…ack- hum….. wine….
momcat
yew are tooooooo cyooot………. it’s teh stoopid weird press… been actin weird for days…. ai rilly fink one thing ai do for one commint shudden scrooooo up teh hole rest of teh page. nawt yr fault. nawt rilly mine needer.
slorp, slorp…..yummmmm dat taziki goes daon sos smov…… gotz ta drink moar taziki!
momcat
AIIEIEEEE.!!!! Must bee a weeerd alternativ uniberze – where awl iz reversed an bakwerdz. There IZ no odder splanashun!!!
Cud be wurser – cud be bakwurds liek in “Fru teh Looking Glas”!
*hmmmmmm seh wonders if her powers cud do dis tew……….. gets out teh html guide……. studies……. dis cud take awhile*
Hay! Donut furgetting ur pwomiss!
otay!! wuz onleeee kiddinz
dey wuz doomed alreddy.
ai fink is teh innertoobs gotted drunk offuv teh punch…
CEYUTEE!!!
Dis Iz how ah taek mah sad awayz
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=870839
Can’t b enny worse than teh legal stuffs.
Hmmm, maybe if ai trai dis:
Stop italiks!
Noep!
Ok, is jus mees, ot dis fred turn italical all ov a sudden lyk?
mus be jus yew
nah we haz malfunction…….. hopin teh next lolcat will gets bak tew normal
I b thinking we awl need to b leening to deh left to counter akt teh FX
uv teh italikz.
yew fink we needs to studeeeee Italian now? cud be permanent!! YIKES
Wii cud lern awl deh werds 2 deh operaz?
Oar mebbe just find teh studlee Italyan?
Dave, can u ask Dr.TinyCat iffs it iz us or iz juss teh interwebs. He’s teh onwee one we can trust fur this kind ov diagnosis.
Him says muss be a birus. Him fink dat is some mootashin, or maybess brot here for teh outer spaces on a meteor. Somehows dis birus inte . . . interff . . . messes wif yous . . . um hang on sometymes it hard to follows hims medikul jargons . . .
opti . . . sumthin in yous brayne.
Says deres no cyoore, but recommend us’s tilt hed to ryte. Maybe will go way on it ownself.
ai can bees Eileen?
i tried teh rebootulation an erryting………. ai has a sad
Don’t b habbing deh sad.
I b thinking is teh funee-est thing ever!
Fank YEW, Dr.TinyCat!
Teh recommended hed tilt cured me frum teh italics! Unfortoonately, I habs a kink in mah nek, butts eberyfing else is gud.
U bill mah inshurance, k?
apparently nothing I do shows up — not even the comments!
mus beez a tim warp fink- I seez u asrael!
az u mai hab noticed weiz gottez small problem wif wurd press italizinz eberfing.. cud beez part ub dat…
momcat
OT, since eberyfing iz a liddle sidee-wais, I wud liek to announce that my La Luz kitteh is Free Yeers old today. She’s a reel kitteh – wif fur an eberyfing.
hippie birdday tew LaLuz
hippie birdday tew Laluz
Awww…fank yew Jamamakitty! Her brovver is called Teh Taxx Man (fur obveeus reesuns) but I onwee hab mah La Luz.
mai Rascal wuz bornd on dis day back in 91. herz been ober da bridg for 4 yrs but her Mamakitty……. is still goin strong!!
Yeah fur Rascal’s Mamakitty!
Rascal b smiling down on awl ub us todai!
{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
Jamakitty, Ai treyed tew stops doz lettras frum leenin over. (Wai up dere onna fred.) Did yew have e…m… in thoz LessDan GrateDan sinez, or wuz they brakteded soem otter wai? Ai liek playN detekiv, but awl mai trize = failz.
Uzually iz just /em or /i in pretti Less/GrateDan holdrz.
Kitty picks wrong way to solve its problems.
AA-nom!
I can haz 12 Step Program or Rehab?
Iz had a family
Nao i’z has a bottle *hic*
diz tred is da hawttest parrdee arown!
Don’t Drink and Purr
haha made mai day, dat pic. i needs me some o’ wot the kittehs havin
kitteh haz not finissheded himz takxez. not going to finish tehm now, eever. needz ekxstenshun, but too sloshd to fiel.
Hmmm, ebberybuddy speekin iyn italics butt me, probly becuz Ai cum alawng soe layte.
Wel, dey sez: “Candee iys dandee, butt likker iys quikker”.
Sumewun beddur tel kitteh taht teh partee iys oaver…..
“Butt likker”???? DO NOT WANT.
Lemme try sumpfin…
howbout this?
Ok. Is prolly problem wif nested tags. nevvermind
Tomz and Jerryz alweez tastez goodz to mee!!
Hey…dat’s my kitteh..with a diffrent capshun!
Win
Bad kitteh! Bad roll model fur da kittens!
Nobody had teh hart 2 tell Greg y teh bottle wuz empty.