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duzzn’t matter - the Force will guides him.
And duz ANYONE doubt that the Force be strong in all kittehs? (sumtimes is the good side of the force; sumtimes the dark side….)
awl things r pawsible with teh Force!
congratchulashuns, CH! U alwais think of sumthing wittie!
conga rat shulation, dear C.H.,
Wood a skware dans b in order?
Can we do this in 3 dimenshuns, and kall it a cube danse?
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Commence lowering gravity control settings….
doo we need owr gravitty boots fur this wun?
ai haznt had them owt fur a while. may need to adjust the settings…
sdoo
sowwy I haven’t been around to man the pi stawl lately L-B, bn busy at the werks, but I hab been also bakings the missippi mud pi and the apple with extra sinnermom pi for you - her it iz, for next time there is a three way pi
gotta run bak to werks nao, no time to stay and play today
everybuddy has teh fun and dans a good dans for meh
kthxbye!
Das hokay, babycakes…I will take teh pikshures for yu tu see later whin yu getz mor time, k?
ohai babycaeks, gud to see u! itz ok, ai think teh pi stawl has become self surv nao… uv corse we can alwayz get in there when we wantz and do sum speshulty pies with owr sekrit resipees… and whippy creem.
have fun at werks! (ai luvs teh oxy morons)
ooh! dis sownds liek fun!
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*puts awn fun swerlee dress wif brite kolurs an dansing shoes*
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um…iz teh grabity control gonna keep mah skirt frum flyink ober mah hed?
Bedder ware yur sparkly shoartz unnerneaf, an a swirly petticote tu!
Yes, pleaze wear shortz under dress during low-grabbity three-deinshunal danses. We wants da guys to koncentrate on their danse moves, not just be looking oberhed, if you knoew whut I means!
not a problum. I haz a lubbely pare ov purplee bike shorts I sumtiems wares unner mai danzing clotheses (eben wif grabbity, the fast swingses cause teh skirts to fly up!). I will maek them part of the grabbity opshunul cube danze.
Yu need teh furree green nikkers form TTI! We neber apree…apersh….appri…thort tehy wus ennee gud, wen we wus at skool an HAD to waer tehm, but nao…!
I had a solve, but I eated it.
Axually I knows the whyte wun ar gud to nom an the orinj wuns ar poysin. So I gotta move dis whyte over dere away fum dat orinj but puts dis … possable fumbs would hep too.
Try? Do or do not. There is no try.
at least theres pi
Kitteh alwaiz winz. All solushins luk rait tu kitteh.
This B tru. Kitteh not koncerned if each side of a kube iz a solid color; kitteh iz koncerned that witless hyumon servant spends too much time on silly game, and duzzn’t get to the kitchen to feed kitteh az much az kitteh wuld like.
Rite! Kitteh traiyin see whadda big deel iz
Rlly troo! CH. Kitteh be oanlely wurried bout hisseylfe.
He sez: Furget gamez!!
Unlez iz sensibull kitteh gaem laek chase de ting ona string.
veree sensibull gaem dat is… soze tag (anuther sensibull kitteh game).
an letz nawt forget teh purreneeull favrit- tye stuff in nots.
whut fun! teh hyooman kits also playze dese games.
An da midnite rodeeyo! An stayer at nuffin until hyooman goze crazee!
gud 1!!!!!!
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I can haz opposubul thumbz plz?
After solving the rubiks cube puzzle,
schroedinger’s kitteh will goez on to solve the Grand Unified Theory
Rite afer he play wit string theory!
Ohai two_kittehs!
It haz been sed: Cats alone know the sekrets of the universe.
You iz so wize O human of Cookie..
O hai Tribble?
How beez eberything on dah Enterprize?
Oh noez sowwee fur dah unnecessary quesshun mark,
I can has good punchuashun and grammah?
good punchuashun an grammah??? Wut yu need doze four?
Wii bee star trekkin acrozz da uniberse
onna starship Ennerpryze unner Capin Kirk
star trekkin acrozz da uniberse
bowldlee goin forwurd cuz wii cant find revurse!
(eye rezzizting maykin a remark bout bein unner capin Kirk!)
Did sumone kall me?
(concerning the possible position relative to Kirk)
Hee hee hee! Purrsunally, ai prefurs teh Mr. Spock—alla tahtpashun unner control, an himz iz sew smart hee muss knoze wut maykez teh laydeez happi…hmm. Ai fink ai betteh fink abowt sumfin eltz.
*snerk*
Eye wuz in shock
at yr staytement.
*snerk*
Eye wuz not qwestioning whut u ment!
Peepls r freekwently shockled an slitely embare-ussed at mah sayin—ai’m an ADHD kid (eben iff ai am 51) an hab, az mah dawter frekwentlee sez, noe inturnal censor.
Kitteh evolvin sapienz?
If you hears the opening notes of Also Sprach Zarathustra while teh kitteh werks on cube, and he moves faster n faster, an then u notice a tall blak monolith neerby, it meens
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hes in yr world…
…out-evolvng yr speesees.
Borg cube?-not so scary akshully
Gud wun Kayjoy! Eye wuz tryin tu tink uff bOrg cube commentz!
thanx tribble, i do stand in awe of ur n other cheez peeps sci-fi kno-ledge
I thinks b0rg be angry that kitteh iz desikrating their holy symbol. Will kom and tries to assimilate kittehs. Won’t go az b0rg intended; b0rg drones will finds themselves having unkonrollable urge to chase the mices.
kitteh only solves if fud comes out when dun. kitteh knows better but amuzez hooman neway.
Hello Henny,
ur rite about teh motivashuns of kittehs- fud, play n missteryousness
That cuz I’m a kitty whisperer.
WTF !?!?!?!
kitteh triez to solve rubix cube wifowt touching dah oring skwerz - coz dah oring ones r poisun.
Mus get orinj kitteh tu du dis rubiks cyoob!
Hay! dis commint pozed tu bee unner yvi’s commint!
O, nao it IZ unner teh rite commint…ais confoozed…stoopy wurdpress.
Laik ai sai—”Stoopy Wurdpress” shud bee owr motto heer att ICHC!
Eye can neber winz effer, kitteh. So choo can comez wif moiz -n- togever we can B da Winnerz en tayks over da hole Uni…Uniy… Ting!
Ai uzzedta solb eezee! Hadda buk dat sed whadtu du.
CH ~~*thunderuss aplaws-clappity clappy, patitee pattee*wayves a handz ina ayer, liked eye juss dnot cayer*passin owt lybashuns wiff choklit*duz oan vershun of splashdans*
Ai wunnert eff u plauzzin me cuz ai cud solb rubigs kyoob wid buk - bud ai gezz naud.
Fair trade. Left dead mouse in Shtoopid hooman’s shoe, and took cube.
Afture kitteh twyddles Ruebick Kube iyn hims pawses fur coupla minnits,
hims wil get boarded adn bownce iyt offa teh wall.
Iyf noe fuud showes up bye taht tyme, den kitteh wil gibb up iyn dysgust,
adn Kube wil be whyzzyng owt ov teh windoe.
(Kitteh haz hoepes taht mebbee Kube wil nock owt a mowsie oar mebbe a burd!)
i has knew hear…commintz posed in nawt order, twy agin
CH ~~*thunder