Comments on: we’re in ur iliad stealin ur myths

By: Icelegs

Icelegs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:28:42 +0000

rong epic poem. teh iliad is about the trojan war

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:12:23 +0000

JkRowl is jus lukkie to get sum sey in teh moovees at awl. moast ohthers jus get an ‘oh bai teh wey, weze makin yer book inta moovee!’
tehy moovee peeps, tehy destroyed Ella Enchanted…

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:09:48 +0000

is dat teh wun ware he sez ‘aim teh kaptin! no aim teh captin’ teh hole taim?

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:50:48 +0000

Dis dunt maek JC mai hiiro!
Rly!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:48:49 +0000

b reel kwyut furr 4 min, 33 sec adn
John Cage wil getz us passed teh Kerberutz Kitteh!!1@3

By: pamski

pamski — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:53:23 +0000

Yuo iz smart kitteh. Yuo haz clakisil eki.. laksikul decudashun… syklikul kittehdashu… smartz.

By: Meowna

Meowna — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:36:45 +0000

ai finks taht’s “pointy ended”. U r lucky if tehy watez for dawn.

By: Meowna

Meowna — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:34:46 +0000

musta bin a skin -nee lion, nawt much coverage there

By: ChrissehKitteh

ChrissehKitteh — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:55:01 +0000

Ai am habbin teh happee, too. Ai am teh noobie, butt Ai am soooo lubbin habbin teh cheezfrens. Evrybuddy tinks Ai iz stranj becos Ai teech Latin an uzed to teech maf an mai hed iz stuffed wif trivia. Yay ICHC!

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:48:41 +0000

five cheezburgers! This would have made a good caption! f.r.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:44:21 +0000

I am having a real happy rereadin this thread. It was very rare that found NE one to talk miffology wiff while at big brew. Or any literature (John Grisham was big and Patterson ob korse). Here Ise got witty cultured aminal loving peeps who knows opera, classical moosic, classic literature, classic comix, art, science dis group is positively Jeffersonian. Kthx.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:28:27 +0000

At my age proximity is 2 close to the kama sutra, Ise nawt limber enuff. Esther an I tried years ago and I recall her sayin dat if we ever got this act togedder we should join the circus.

By: kth

kth — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:22:47 +0000

LoLberus!

Im in ur gates, gardin’ ur Hades!

By: CarolDiane

CarolDiane — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:26:12 +0000

In the back of the head, so you can’t fight back.

By: CarolDiane

CarolDiane — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:24:23 +0000

Now the spacious house of Ucalegon crashes down in flames! That’s all I remember from book 4 from school.

By: ChrissehKitteh

ChrissehKitteh — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:23:17 +0000

Ai remedy taht nao….O Hera, Ai bows down to yew, O Qween ov teh Hebbens…

By: ChrissehKitteh

ChrissehKitteh — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:20:46 +0000

I lubs D’Aulaires, and a lot ov mai stoodent hab it. I teech dem miffs in teh context ov teh Latin, so taht tehy will (Ai hope!) unnerstand teh culchur bedder.

I dew haf to tone down sum parts — teh action between Leda an teh swan I referred to as bein “swannage” –teh 6th graders awl laffed an unnerstood it wuz PG-13, and tehy can’t kno taht stuffs!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:44:09 +0000

seerius blakk, uv corse.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:42:50 +0000

an in teh moovee hagrid sais he gets fluffie frum “sum irish bloke” whereas the kerrekt qwote is “some greek feller” which maykes a heck uv a lawt moor sense tahn irish guy….alwaZ buggz me..Harry Potter scholar that ai am…

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:08:33 +0000

Luberly piks. Tanks ever so. An tank LCB 2x as muchos.

By: Lemmingski

Lemmingski — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:59:27 +0000

… musac soothes de savage breast??

By: Shasmo

Shasmo — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:59:01 +0000

Cerberus isn’t in ‘The Illiad’,is he?

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:17:38 +0000

Akshually, i’m moar kind-hearted than clebber. U c, i didn’t succeed at advanced algebra but i tried really hard-enuff to help my son improve his H.S. scores anyway. And Chinese algebra? i thinks u iz pulling my leg- if i was going 2 study an esoteric, exotic Eastern art , it wood haz 2 B in teh proximity of teh kama sutra.

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:53:15 +0000

uz guz bedda be gud- u habbent menshund Hera yet… n u noe hoae jelamus sheez getz!

I readed da “golden bough” as a teenmager, wuz wun hot buk!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:43:22 +0000

nawt seryus – iz cerebus….. uz silli gascat!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:41:30 +0000

it waz it waz da woof?!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:40:12 +0000

noa! waitz! sumfin happin! Iz onli seez TWO tailz… udder kiteh iz manx?

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:38:37 +0000

weiz metted da enimi n it iz us!
lubz pogo n lil abner n thurber n da marx brudders n THwellz (cantz findz him ani moar…) n chas adamz……. cud go awn butz mai age itz shown again…

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:32:08 +0000

mosli uslez obfec documints. plz to beiz fillin owt in triplimacat- bottum copi alwais illegeable…….

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:29:11 +0000

um—-
u silli gascat…. der u goes mixn up ur 60’s comershals again!
iz “dubl ur plezur dubl ur phun
dublemint dublemint two mints in wun!

habnt u lernded nuffin frum meiz yet?

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:23:18 +0000

hab sum spac fud wif dat Tang….. I ackshumal ated da spac fud stik- wuz berry, berry weirdz- likd fizzy spac roks bedda

momcat

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:13:37 +0000

Cerberus? not in the freaking Iliad. Try Aeneid.

By: kellykelly

kellykelly — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:12:32 +0000

iz Purrberus!!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:07:48 +0000

auto win to you fer one with gabardeen

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:06:39 +0000

yo gotta reply cause I’m tinkin wool do dis awl night

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:05:42 +0000

youse kin canvass the neighborhood, deyll agree.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:04:17 +0000

Oof das da worsted

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:58:41 +0000

Yowza, I hadda turrible tyme wif Chinese arifmatic, Chinese Algebra goota be miserabob. I fink I hadda lolspeek mistook when you sed 2 nubile triplets I wondered why nawt all free ob dem. I mistooked the 2 fer two instead of to and den I got cornfused because two triplets myte be six lyke a pair ob twins is four. Hole on while I get some ice for muh medicashuns. I cee dat yer annuder one ob dem real clebber wuns here dat I luvs so mush.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:48:48 +0000

the garters were no prob it were the lavender bustier dat makes it a new intertoobs classic.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:45:14 +0000

now kitkay dat culd mean you edder got it or you dint. If you got I likes the way you fink, if nawt den OK. I yam a big fan ob bofe orinj tang and prune tang

By: SallyKitteh

SallyKitteh — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:30:00 +0000

Actually, Cerberus isn’t in the Illiad. He does appear in the Aeneid, though.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:17:29 +0000

wholey trinitee!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:14:49 +0000

eeeeewwwww…..prune breff!!!

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:13:51 +0000

Pasiphae was innocently at teh beach, trying on her”Tribute 2 Milk-cows” parade float designed by Daedelus, when suddenly…

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:03:03 +0000

Omg- u r so funny!
you r like a perfect fountain of hilarity!

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:02:04 +0000

Teh wun wif me in teh garters? Um… OK… um… I guess…
But dont tell aneewuns else… OK?

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:57:23 +0000

um ..Sol, iz not berry gud with teh mathematics. I compared my attempt @ college intermediate algae-bra last yr. with me trying 2 lern 2 read Chinese- all memorization but no real comprehenshun. However, i did learn enuff 2 tutor my 15 yr old math-hating son in algaebra & he’s doing beddar for now.
So, while i originally envishuned Kirk engaged to (with?) 3 nubile identical sisters, i will bow 2 ur greater skills in math & science n say Kirk will have as many alien ladies az iz mathematically possumble.

oh & yes and yes to teh last kwestion.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:54:12 +0000

onlee freee??? WTFreek happened 2 teh odder 2???

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:48:55 +0000

oh my, Eris ob corse. I forgotted. Yo tesches Greek Miffs to 6th graders? Thas great! Are yo familiar wiff “D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths” (I hadda stop spelling it Miffs kawse it was only a matter ob time afore I embareassed muhseff and wroted MILFS). It is a vairy handsome large format picture book that has woodcut illustrations that I think are bootifull. It is designed fer childers and it tones down some of the randier aspects of the Greek Gods. They are pretty vague about wut queen Pasiphae was actually up to hiding in the wooden cow.. e.

By: ChrissehKitteh

ChrissehKitteh — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:38:54 +0000

LOL!!!!
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