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WON?
whut dat mean?
Kitteh sez to self: “‘won.’ Hmmmm. of course I win. I’m the cat.”
Caongrats, lolnascar, on your top not sekkond!
it be a 4
way
macramay
today!
C’mon ober to Krissy’s Braids Beads’n Makramay, teh uniseks hare salon, day spa an fiber arts stoodyo, for teh selekshun ob ur choyse!
Corn grates everrywun on the macramay! If u wantz 4 way pie let me noe and we’ll get teh pi stawl up and runnin. But teh chawklit caek is lukking reeeeeally gud rite nao..
R we dansing this am?
ooh, did nawt knows about the day spa addishun…
i can haz pie and masssahg?
hao abowt sum Mississippie Mud Pye… maybee wif a mud baff followed by a nice massahge wif teh see sawlts and oyles? Ahhhhhhh….
Ai not liekin teh smelly oils, tehy maekin teh heddaake! Negayte teh massajzh…(sigh)
mebbe jus put inna mist/spritzer type machine. anomatherapy
A nom atherapy hah! you kill me!
leeza-b, taek teh day orf if u want. Chawklit caek lookz gud to me 2! Lolnascar, u kan hab masssaj so long az u promice nawt to collapse at werk after! But take a look at all teh fine iyeland stile braidin wii gotz! An teh makramay wall hanginz an seezonall itemz. Todays speshull iz a wall hangin wif a “nawt IRS” twisted into it
liek, teh cirkel wif teh slash goin throo it, u noe.
no werk for me today..WIN!
Woohoo!
*speed dials masssazh therapist on cell*
She sais, u kan hab teh next full-hour spot, dat ok? An, dont gergett ur water for teh detocks! Pi after, yum!
gergett? whutz gergett??? Hao bowt “ferget”!
heehee, u speeled it rong. Fer shaym.
wut is spiellingz………. yew means it can be rite???
Spielling is wen spielberg rites der capshun.
leeza-b!!1 LOL! Teh PY stawl IZ up an running. There was fresh appul pi (hawt) just a liddle bit ago. GeeNeeZcatz an ai had sum wif chedddar cheez - an tehn shopped n teh Ty Boo Teek fur a noo tiara!!
ai am so behind! glad to heer! ai guess teh Pi Stawl is self serviss now… all fur teh best! that wai everrywun can haz pi whenever tehy needz it! ai will try to be avalabul to make whippy creem on rekwest. Depending on teh avale-abilitie of skwirrills.
Ai fink the Pi Stawll haz to be arownd all teh tyme, so itz liek teh CCC?
An ai gotz plentee wet skwirrelz here todai, wan me to katch sum 4 u? Dey prolly be happeetail abowt teh whippy creem! (Skwirrel happeetail cyooter dan kitteh one….)
um, not sure how happie teh skwirrelz reelly iz abowt their roll in the whippy creem produkshun, but the ICHC dept uf Halph has told me since there iz no harm dun to the skwirrels it iz ok fur me to continyoo. Akshully itz liek a littul milk baff fur their feetz. Maeks them all nice and sawftee.
U WON de top spot award! Concatulayshons lolnascar!
nah, it be a tye
or whatevar
Top iz top an Ty iz Ty. Teh NAWT second wun iz alwaiz teh nawt second - but - becuz wee ar sooooooooo nice - an what ar a fyeew sekondz between frenz - we can haz teh TYs - an a gud thing, too. Odderwise we wud nawt eben HAZ the Ty Boo Teek!!!
fanks…now off to get sum rest, errly daze, I hate dem!!
Have nice day eberywon!!
it does not say won, it says “NOM” as in “NOM-NOM-NOM”
the sound made while eating animatedly.
it sayz NOM liek NOMNOMNOMNOM.. yumm!
Happi whutebber tu mee!
yay…lets have some cake
Cat-like thinking: happy whutebber to me, cuz everything in universe revolves around me. Humna, go get me some milk to wash this down wid!
An icee creem!
now dats a breakfest of champyons!!
Ai akshullee havd iyskreem fr brekfist yesserday. Ai wuz dreemin abowt iyskreem ryte bfor Ai gettid owta bed, so Ai sed 2 maiself “go ahed, hav sum iyskreem. it havz milk innit, iz good fr u.” Ai wuz kwite happee wif mai brekfist. 2day Ai havd seereul lyke a norml person. sigh.
Oh Dat sounds gud! Tomorrer Ise gonna make waffies fer Esther fer brekky and offers her sum IKREEM fer onn top. She slitely whacky (nawt awl nermal lyk muh) sew she myte say Yass.
I’ll tel her dat IKreme is LT fer her, speshuly compared to sirop or treekel and wif IKreme ders no heart cloggin budder. An waffies is norml brekky fud anyhows. Dis cud werk.
I hopes that a large hamburger under a gravy icing!
I wuz finking toonas. GMTA, Human O’Cookie…
A large toona cake….Cookie’s mouth be watering at the thought!
Or mebbe salmon? Or shrimps? Yum……
Iz teh speshul “See Fud Medley” cake - all yummy seefuds in wun plaec!
Fruits de Mer!
Since Mais Oui iz nawt heer, ai shall faynt in her sted.
*thud*
Dis give an awl noo persp… prespec… angle on crabcaek.
Hello Janet?
*slapps JCH4K litely onna hand*
Janet? Comes in Janet.
*Slops glassa wadder on JCH4K*
*JCH4K weks up an slaps Sol*
well yer back det wut counts.
Oooooohh! Tahnk yoo, SolnEshter. An ai dont think ai haz slappeded yoo - ai wuz just waiving mai hanz weeklee lee in teh aire!
Dat mus be it, it dint hurt. Nawt like Kafleens majickl donkee konger.
o hai…. Ai is kafleen too… but nawt teh first… (liek mai name sais!!)
Iz new to ICHC…. we can be frends? kthxbai.
(looks like my namesa… naimes.. teh first kafleen have lotta frendsies)
Hi Kafleen tehnawtfirst,
Welcome-dere r many friendly peeps here. sum kwietly friendly, sum warmly friendly, sum witty friendly n sum a mix-of-everything friendly Enjoy!
Ohai Kafleentehnawtfirst
Lookie heer-teh welkum waggun gots a nice floofy blankee, a mug ob hawt chokklit,a chokklit shayped like a possum,an a CHRG(wdoi)or a 1950’s style bavingcap-yaw choyce- fer yew tew ware incase ob splorts frum the cyoot.
Plz tew be waring it at awl tymes fer yer own sayfty.
Welkum tew teh fambly.
Welcome ‘nawt kwite farvest from last Kafleen’. Yas we all luvs our current kafleen and you are in good company. Ise the salty spicey friendly and our current Kafleen has been using a donkee bonkin stick to trine straiten me owt. You dont carries a stick by eny chantz?
fanks, Kay!
frendly frends ebrywhere!!!!
welkum waggun is niiiiiccce. nom nom nom chokklit possum.
Sol, nope… no carries a sticksies… (but Iz can be a smidg sarcasmic….or somefink.. from tiem 2 tiem…. eek!)
yayz for cheezluv
“Cheezluv” - WIN!!!!!1!
I can deel wif smidges ob sarcasmic, axually I lykes smidges of sarcasmic Bonkin and runnin away is annoyin. Den we has a SolAnnoyed.
Onze mai SolAnnoyed wint owt.
Car jest sed: Clicky-clicky-clicky.
You done wanna hear wut Annoyed Sol say when hiz knee goes out.
much moar scaree den clicky-clicky-click Ai bet!!
Solz kittehs hyde an da phoebe inna closepenz taeks flyte?
*hands Kafleen teh nawt furst a Nawt Furst Majikul Stick*
Hewwo dere, Kafleen teh nawt furst! Pleezed too meecha!
Dat wuz verreh nice wutt u sed bowt mee habbin frends. i
hope dat u will becum a frend, too!
*looks at sol and ses ominnusslee, “Now dere’s too ub us.”*
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh Cheez, Ise screwt. Agin.
Yay 4 Kafleens!!1 But Ise not bonkin Sol yet… sol sais veree nice tings bout me in dis thread and teh illiad thread.
sol be safe frm dis kafleen…. for now. (teh nawt seckund kafleen can oulls rank tho)
mush moar eleguntlee sed, Maus! Sins JCH4K haz alreddy fainted awn behaf ov MoS, I’s jes gonna sit in mah chare an enjoi tings
Me too. If MaryO has left teh dongle heer, tehre wudnt has been anee faytings. Ah well…
Well - we must awl doo waht we can until she cumz bak. Ai ar happee to do mai part!! LOL
*thud*
*covers JCH4K wiv a lubbly floofy blankee wib kitteh fayces awn.*
*puts a silk pillow smellin ob Lavender unner her hed*
*plays sum soothin twinklee moosic quietly in teh room*
Paw paw JCH4K,I fink we bedder make a padded floor owt ob silky
cushhunz an marsmallers sew she habs a saft landin eech time she faynts.
*tiptoe kwietly over tew da chayre,an watches ober Janet*