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WON?
whut dat mean?
Kitteh sez to self: “‘won.’ Hmmmm. of course I win. I’m the cat.”
Caongrats, lolnascar, on your top not sekkond!
it be a 4
way
macramay
today!
C’mon ober to Krissy’s Braids Beads’n Makramay, teh uniseks hare salon, day spa an fiber arts stoodyo, for teh selekshun ob ur choyse!
Corn grates everrywun on the macramay! If u wantz 4 way pie let me noe and we’ll get teh pi stawl up and runnin. But teh chawklit caek is lukking reeeeeally gud rite nao..
R we dansing this am?
ooh, did nawt knows about the day spa addishun…
i can haz pie and masssahg?
hao abowt sum Mississippie Mud Pye… maybee wif a mud baff followed by a nice massahge wif teh see sawlts and oyles? Ahhhhhhh….
Ai not liekin teh smelly oils, tehy maekin teh heddaake! Negayte teh massajzh…(sigh)
mebbe jus put inna mist/spritzer type machine. anomatherapy
A nom atherapy hah! you kill me!
leeza-b, taek teh day orf if u want. Chawklit caek lookz gud to me 2! Lolnascar, u kan hab masssaj so long az u promice nawt to collapse at werk after! But take a look at all teh fine iyeland stile braidin wii gotz! An teh makramay wall hanginz an seezonall itemz. Todays speshull iz a wall hangin wif a “nawt IRS” twisted into it
liek, teh cirkel wif teh slash goin throo it, u noe.
no werk for me today..WIN!
Woohoo!
*speed dials masssazh therapist on cell*
She sais, u kan hab teh next full-hour spot, dat ok? An, dont gergett ur water for teh detocks! Pi after, yum!
gergett? whutz gergett??? Hao bowt “ferget”!
heehee, u speeled it rong. Fer shaym.
wut is spiellingz………. yew means it can be rite???
Spielling is wen spielberg rites der capshun.
leeza-b!!1 LOL! Teh PY stawl IZ up an running. There was fresh appul pi (hawt) just a liddle bit ago. GeeNeeZcatz an ai had sum wif chedddar cheez – an tehn shopped n teh Ty Boo Teek fur a noo tiara!!
ai am so behind! glad to heer! ai guess teh Pi Stawl is self serviss now… all fur teh best! that wai everrywun can haz pi whenever tehy needz it! ai will try to be avalabul to make whippy creem on rekwest. Depending on teh avale-abilitie of skwirrills.
Ai fink the Pi Stawll haz to be arownd all teh tyme, so itz liek teh CCC?
An ai gotz plentee wet skwirrelz here todai, wan me to katch sum 4 u? Dey prolly be happeetail abowt teh whippy creem! (Skwirrel happeetail cyooter dan kitteh one….)
um, not sure how happie teh skwirrelz reelly iz abowt their roll in the whippy creem produkshun, but the ICHC dept uf Halph has told me since there iz no harm dun to the skwirrels it iz ok fur me to continyoo. Akshully itz liek a littul milk baff fur their feetz. Maeks them all nice and sawftee.
U WON de top spot award! Concatulayshons lolnascar!
nah, it be a tye
or whatevar
Top iz top an Ty iz Ty. Teh NAWT second wun iz alwaiz teh nawt second – but – becuz wee ar sooooooooo nice – an what ar a fyeew sekondz between frenz – we can haz teh TYs – an a gud thing, too. Odderwise we wud nawt eben HAZ the Ty Boo Teek!!!
fanks…now off to get sum rest, errly daze, I hate dem!!
Have nice day eberywon!!
it does not say won, it says “NOM” as in “NOM-NOM-NOM”
the sound made while eating animatedly.
it sayz NOM liek NOMNOMNOMNOM.. yumm!
Dudez this kitty is lookinn liiyke mee!
I think iz a reference to NOM! NOM! … eatz it..
No instructionz just eatz it.
Happi whutebber tu mee!
yay…lets have some cake
Cat-like thinking: happy whutebber to me, cuz everything in universe revolves around me. Humna, go get me some milk to wash this down wid!
An icee creem!
now dats a breakfest of champyons!!
Ai akshullee havd iyskreem fr brekfist yesserday. Ai wuz dreemin abowt iyskreem ryte bfor Ai gettid owta bed, so Ai sed 2 maiself “go ahed, hav sum iyskreem. it havz milk innit, iz good fr u.” Ai wuz kwite happee wif mai brekfist. 2day Ai havd seereul lyke a norml person. sigh.
Oh Dat sounds gud! Tomorrer Ise gonna make waffies fer Esther fer brekky and offers her sum IKREEM fer onn top. She slitely whacky (nawt awl nermal lyk muh) sew she myte say Yass.
I’ll tel her dat IKreme is LT fer her, speshuly compared to sirop or treekel and wif IKreme ders no heart cloggin budder. An waffies is norml brekky fud anyhows. Dis cud werk.
I hopes that a large hamburger under a gravy icing!
I wuz finking toonas. GMTA, Human O’Cookie…
A large toona cake….Cookie’s mouth be watering at the thought!
Or mebbe salmon? Or shrimps? Yum……
Iz teh speshul “See Fud Medley” cake – all yummy seefuds in wun plaec!
Fruits de Mer!
Since Mais Oui iz nawt heer, ai shall faynt in her sted.
*thud*
Dis give an awl noo persp… prespec… angle on crabcaek.
Hello Janet?
*slapps JCH4K litely onna hand*
Janet? Comes in Janet.
*Slops glassa wadder on JCH4K*
*JCH4K weks up an slaps Sol*
well yer back det wut counts.
Oooooohh! Tahnk yoo, SolnEshter. An ai dont think ai haz slappeded yoo – ai wuz just waiving mai hanz weeklee lee in teh aire!
Dat mus be it, it dint hurt. Nawt like Kafleens majickl donkee konger.
o hai…. Ai is kafleen too… but nawt teh first… (liek mai name sais!!)
Iz new to ICHC…. we can be frends? kthxbai.
(looks like my namesa… naimes.. teh first kafleen have lotta frendsies)
Hi Kafleen tehnawtfirst,
Welcome-dere r many friendly peeps here. sum kwietly friendly, sum warmly friendly, sum witty friendly n sum a mix-of-everything friendly Enjoy!
Ohai Kafleentehnawtfirst
Lookie heer-teh welkum waggun gots a nice floofy blankee, a mug ob hawt chokklit,a chokklit shayped like a possum,an a CHRG(wdoi)or a 1950’s style bavingcap-yaw choyce- fer yew tew ware incase ob splorts frum the cyoot.
Plz tew be waring it at awl tymes fer yer own sayfty.
Welkum tew teh fambly.
Welcome ‘nawt kwite farvest from last Kafleen’. Yas we all luvs our current kafleen and you are in good company. Ise the salty spicey friendly and our current Kafleen has been using a donkee bonkin stick to trine straiten me owt. You dont carries a stick by eny chantz?
fanks, Kay!
frendly frends ebrywhere!!!!
welkum waggun is niiiiiccce. nom nom nom chokklit possum.
Sol, nope… no carries a sticksies… (but Iz can be a smidg sarcasmic….or somefink.. from tiem 2 tiem…. eek!)
yayz for cheezluv
“Cheezluv” – WIN!!!!!1!
I can deel wif smidges ob sarcasmic, axually I lykes smidges of sarcasmic Bonkin and runnin away is annoyin. Den we has a SolAnnoyed.
Onze mai SolAnnoyed wint owt.
Car jest sed: Clicky-clicky-clicky.
You done wanna hear wut Annoyed Sol say when hiz knee goes out.
much moar scaree den clicky-clicky-click Ai bet!!
Solz kittehs hyde an da phoebe inna closepenz taeks flyte?
*hands Kafleen teh nawt furst a Nawt Furst Majikul Stick*
Hewwo dere, Kafleen teh nawt furst! Pleezed too meecha!
Dat wuz verreh nice wutt u sed bowt mee habbin frends. i
hope dat u will becum a frend, too!
*looks at sol and ses ominnusslee, “Now dere’s too ub us.”*
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh Cheez, Ise screwt. Agin.
Yay 4 Kafleens!!1 But Ise not bonkin Sol yet… sol sais veree nice tings bout me in dis thread and teh illiad thread.
sol be safe frm dis kafleen…. for now. (teh nawt seckund kafleen can oulls rank tho)
mush moar eleguntlee sed, Maus! Sins JCH4K haz alreddy fainted awn behaf ov MoS, I’s jes gonna sit in mah chare an enjoi tings
Me too. If MaryO has left teh dongle heer, tehre wudnt has been anee faytings. Ah well…
Well – we must awl doo waht we can until she cumz bak. Ai ar happee to do mai part!! LOL
*thud*
*covers JCH4K wiv a lubbly floofy blankee wib kitteh fayces awn.*
*puts a silk pillow smellin ob Lavender unner her hed*
*plays sum soothin twinklee moosic quietly in teh room*
Paw paw JCH4K,I fink we bedder make a padded floor owt ob silky
cushhunz an marsmallers sew she habs a saft landin eech time she faynts.
*tiptoe kwietly over tew da chayre,an watches ober Janet*
Can I haz sum tuna shake too plz
mmm toona an chocolate
Hole on whist I rummage aroun fer muh Bass O Matic
SNL ref FTW!
i luv teh classics
As I reflex on muh passed I realize dat I musta had sum borin lyf. I almos nebber missed a Prairie Home from 6 to 8 on Catiddy eve and I almos nebber mist an SNL at 11:30. Dat only leff me 3 1/2 hrs to git muh freek on an git home.
Der wus a time in muh youf when I knew wen the bars closed. Den der wus a time in muh prev marrij wen I knu wen the bars opend. Now I know de hours of the farmacy. Sheesh, wut a party aminul!
sol, i feels certane theres a partay goin on with u everyday:cool:
Kitteh sez “Want!”
I can has sprinkuls nao?
Cat sez: “Chawklit? DO NOT WANT!”
I thought cats weren’t supposed to eat chocolate. Or is that just dogs?
Yur rite – iz POYSIN fur kittehz. Thiz kitteh will skraype away awl teh choklit wif her liddle pointee ends, an eet teh large cheezburger hiding underneeth!!!
its just dogs.
No no, is kitteez tu! Is! Kitteez mus not eatz the choclut! Is bad!
adn parruts, tew!
Ai fink teh hole caike iys maded up uv:
a faymous, brannd nayme ov : (here iynsert cat-fuud ov yur choyse).
Thuslee teh hole ting iys kitteh-kat frendlee, adn non-iynjureeous to felines.
(Naow weez can awl reelaxx adn wautch kitteh scarf daown hers caike.)
Kitteh liks off sprinkles- leaves rest for hoomans.
I mean my kittehs do dis- liks off sprinkuls- leaves little tongue markz in meh fuds.
Purrrr-hapz n-stukshunz b unnesuseree, but iz gud deefens fr yr akshuns aftur teh fakt:
“Wut? It sed “NOM”, sew I nomd it. Hao u kanz b upsettid??”
R dat choclit? I thot kittehs shud no eat choclit or they be dead?
srsly, ai fink dat is teh goggies………. akshully
Alice kitteh wunners if she’ll fit thru teh dor aftur nommin teh caek.
ANOTHER nice thing about being a kitteh: no matters how much you eats, how fats you get, you knoes you are beeyutiful and peeples luvs you. To the kitteh mind, diets are for chumps.
Wun sied mayks u teh tawlur…wun sied mayks u teh small
Jefferson Airplane Ref FTW!
Alis in Wunderland Ref FTW also tu!
Yah, teh mushrume teh hookah-smokin caterpiller wuz sytting awn.
(Ai finks, ennywaise)
Dis be makin me hngry, wants to nom teh caek. No haz brekkyfast yet…
Oh hai, dis mai nawt-sekund post. Teh kittehs and yoo awl gives me menny lolz, so menny witty peeplez heer. Ai luvs teh lolspeak, wurds liek nominal taek awn hole noo meenin. Ennyway, waves hai to ebberywon.
Welcom, randiicat!
lotsa fun peeps r here- much lolcommints on kittehs ,goggies, squirrlols, lolbuns n many moar critterz. if u haz a kwestion- just ask n sumbody will answer it- tho it may take a littul time
Welcome, Randiicat.
I nu heer,2. Everywun be nice n help foolery.
Nominally yurs,
lion
‘nominally yers’ *snert* gud wun!. We is glad you and randicat has dropped by, commin join us often, der are lolpeeps here will make you feel lyk larffin, or cryin, or dantsin, or just sitting an listnen. Lots of dese folks are smart smart smart, I usta wus smart, noaw I tries to keep up, usually larffin too hard to be kwik. Der are clebber kulchural refermintz that cobber ebeyting from Opera to oldtime rocknroll, greek miffologies to Shakes his spear, 60’s cartunes to Dr. Hu? Theres folks from about 18 of 24 time zones (wese missing ebbyting from der Urals east to Australia/NewZealund or Hawaii). Filfy langwidge is nawt needed but dirty minds nawt so bad. Closed mynds nawt needed but open hearts abound. If you habbent awreddy, click on ‘Learn LOlspeak’ at the top, it’ll hep. Welkum and hab fun. I’l shaddap now.
Hey Sol, u eber work az a greeter at WailMart?
yeh, dint last – kept sayin ‘beat it’ ‘git lost’ ‘take hike’ ’scram’. Apparently I wus suposta lie
*SNERT*
Jus teh kynde ob honest re marks ai wud hab sed.
Wuz awl-wais tawt dat honestee iz bestest policee– but ai find out iz nawt tru in publik relayshun job. Must lie, lie, lie.
Actshually had a professor tale me last semester dat ai shud nawt werk in publik relayshuns. Dat ai shud werk behind teh scenes. Ai guess mai blunt honestee iz nawt welcuming. He jus doan noe dat ai haz been puttin on teh charm in mai current job fur past 15 years. Ai do noe how to play teh game sumtimes.
I kin emfasize, Ise had teachers and mangers and supervisors alweys telling me to find a differmint line ob werk. Dey purty mush elimin8 ebbeyting except werkin tower watching fer foress fyres. Dont noew wye.
Xept.. chocolate is very bad for kitties.
Ai wunce werked for a telefone sir-vay company. weh had teh kreepee-est line ai ebber herd dat weh HAD to say at teh beg-inning ob EBERY kawl, “My instructions call for speaking with FEMALES” *insert ebil wheezing and aroused and excited snickering here*
URGHH! Why does managemnt alwheys insist on using the ginerik “Femails” when dey shuld say “WIMMINS”. Wimmens are hoomin (wif the exceshun of mebe an exwyfe here or there) whilst female canby any speeshie? I don’t wanna talk to a female qat or a female rat or a female goggie (beeotch), I wanna talk wiff a woman. Mr Langwige person’s meds are now kicking in and he slumps quietly into his gruel.
I hope ees not reel choklit seence choklit eees bad for kittehs. Toona good…or meybe cheeken.
Good morning guys.
O hai, shadow – an gud morning to YOO
how doo yoo use face icons?
u can see if u rolls ur cursur ovur teh face.. just type in what it sez.
Must nom. Must nom. MUST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
i hope bukit not in der walrus looking for it right?
LOL!!!1!
Mebbee is beef grayvee not chawklit.
Ennybudy noe if karob is okeh for teh kittehs? Karob is nommy tu.
it basment cats birthday!
Mai nawt-sekund post, did sumthin nomz it? Oar pleez to explane hao this postin thingy wurk? Duz it haz consti payshun? Mebbe it can haz laksateef?
happens to me all da time.
YAY, sekund post nawt be nommed. Hai ebberywon! Ai luvz teh lolspeak n cheezland.
Mebbe ai shud explane, dis mai nawt-sekund tiem postin heer evar.
Welcum, randiicat!
*waves enerjeticully in all direkshuns cuz ai dont noe which direkshuns ur in*
Ai sent u a nyce welcum jus a minute ago but teh compyooter eated it 2.
N-E-way cheezfrenz R berry glad 2 hab u joyn us. Dis is teh bestest place fur freendz, adn laffs, adn pie, adn sawngz wid danzes, adn assortments ob classy items at teh Ty Bootiq.
Welcum, Welcum, Welcum.
Than kyoo 3floofiekittehs! I has menny lolz heer adn wanted ebberywon too know yoo awl aer teh bestest. Mmm, n the nomcake is makin me hngry. Berry nomin…uh, nommabul.
Btw, gives{{{{}}}} to Daimond Kitteh/4 1/2 Kittehs
Welkum, randiicat, and fanks soooo mush fur teh {{{{{}}}}.
randiicat!!! dis mai nawt-sekund dai toooo!!
Wez ICHC twinsies!!!
Yay, KafleenTehNawtFirst!! *Duz a littl danse*
ur danse: I lieks it.
I joyn.
Danse partee!!!
Dis danse partee, I lieks it!!!
Adn thx fur ur willykums adn {{{}}} no 1, an awl ob teh willykums heer meak up fur the nommed nawt-sekund post.
ohai, randiicat! menny willykums tew yu, tew! {{{randiicat}}}
yez, sumfing did nom yu nawt sekkund post. it wuz teh nawty wierdpress. duz it awl teh tym! sepshally if it wuz yur furst post.
ennywae, wuns agin, willykums!
Deer cheezfrenz, I has a huge sad this morning. A classmate of my daughter’s was killed in a car accident Saturday evening. Like my daughter, she was an avid horseback rider. She was on the highway, waiting to turn left into her driveway, when she was rear-ended by a truck driven by a friend of hers. Her car got pushed into oncoming traffic.
Please send thoughts and prayers to her family, friends, classmates and the whole community (we live in a small town), and especially to that poor kid who was driving the truck. And please hug your loved ones and tell them you love them, and cherish your children.
Thanks for listening. I’m finding it hard to function today.
Diamond Kitteh
awwwwww that is really a sad sad story……….know that we are here for you!!
Oh… so sorry to hear that.
{{{{{4 1/2 Kittehs aka Diamond Kitteh + all involved}}}}}
oh mai deerest 4 1/2 kittehs / Diamond kitteh!!!!
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Diz iz a bery sad fing, and gibs us all a sad. I growed up in a small town, and kno hao such a tragudee affekts eberybodee. Iz bery bery hard to lose teh yunger kittehs!!
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{{{{{{{{{{ 4 1/2 kittehs / diamond kitteh / diamond kitteh’s kitlet / awl the townspeeps / teh truk driver }}}}}}}}}}
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Plz kno taht yoo and yur famblee an frenz ar in mai thots an prayers during dis tiem.
Fank u so mush jamamakitty, leeza-b n PB2K.
Heer’s whut ai roted fur Molly las nite:
What were her last thoughts
Before the lights went out?
Or should I say
Before the Light appeared
What ideas or emotions
Did her brain put out
As the other car merged with hers?
I pray God it was over in an instant
I pray God she felt no pain
Not enough time for panic and fear
Just emergence and surrender to the Light
That surely enveloped her
Oh bright young life, young light
That shone too briefly in this realm
May you shine brightly now
And may the reflection of your lovely spirit
Comfort and guide those who must grieve.
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Your families and town are in my thoughts, Diamond Kitteh.
May something good grow from this sorrow.
Oh Diamond Kitteh,
your sorrow has inspired u to make a beautiful and profound poem.
thank you for sharin with us .
my heart goes out 2 u and i will pray for you and all who mourn.
oh what a byootiful poem. Ur Diamond-ness, ur are showing it.
if u needz an extra snorgle, u can haz my almoast newborned blak welcome kitteh, slitely borken in.
And/or, a newborned dukkie. Ai saw some on my lunchtyme walk and teh momma duk haz so menny she sed ai cud take wun for u.
Dear 4 1/2 Kittehs adn awl yur luuved wuns (adn ennywun eylse iynvoulved iyn tihs tragic accident):
Taht iys suches a luuvely adn hart-feylt pome yu rote;
Teh thots yu xpressed ar liek pastelly, lumynous flutterbies,
floatyng up iynto an azure cloudless skye wif an eyndless hourizon.
Awr luuve, thots, adn prayers ar wif yuu awl.
Fanks CKK. Ai smooses u fru mai teers.
{{{{{4-1/2K and all her luvd wuns}}}}}
that’s beautiful, 4 1/2kittehs, the Diamond. I know nothing we can say can make it any better, so please just know that we love you and are always willing to lend an ear and be a shoulder to cry on. {{{{{
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several years ago, my sister’s best friend(who both shall remain nameless) was stabbed by her ex-boyfriend and nearly killed. she is alot better now, but I remember the shock we all felt at hearing it. I know it’s not quite the same, since she lived, but, yeah, I kind of know how you feel.
Well writ 4.5 you touched my heart, which goes out everyone who has been affected by this tragic accident.
Thanks, Sol. Guess you’re not as gruff as you appear to be, eh?
:love:
Don’t tell, it’ll ruin muh rep.
Tew laet.
Is beyootifull. Fank yoo fur sharin it. Ai hoep sum good will kum frum dis, but I noes dat may be hard to see naow.
{{{{{{{{{{4.5Kittehs&family&friends}}}}}}}}}}
Fank u so muches, Cassidy.
{{{{{4.5 kittehs}}}}}
Love to you and your daughter and family and friends and driver of the truck.
Love to you all.
{{{{{{{{4.5 Kittehs}}}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{Daughter}}}}}}}}}
How my heart grieves with you all.
My prayers are with you and the Family,friends,classmates and community.
And the poor other Driver.{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}
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We are here for you and share your pain and sorrow.
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Please accept and extend my deepest Sympathy at this most sorrowful time.
Claire.
Thank u so much, everyone. You are so caring and kind. I know your thoughts. prayers and love will make a difference.
leeza-b, ai gotted a newbornded simese kitteh when u gotted ur blak kitteh, bemember? She is snorgalishus. But ai grateflly akcepts teh dukling. Thank u!
o yes ai bemebered… but just in case u needed xtras, ai wanted to offur mine to halp. Thot u mite need xtra sooper snorgles today. n if u wantz extra duklings ai can gets moar. u just let me noe.
{{{Diamond Kitteh}}}
U R troolee a gud frend, leeza-b.
{{{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}}}}
Holding you in the light
{{{4.5 Diamonds}}}
Thank u so much, Ambercat.
Pleese know we share yor sorrow, and the pain of awl involved.
Owr thots an prayers are wif you, and yor famly– and most specially teh family of that littel girl who had her lyfe ahead of her, and the poor child who struk her, all of whom will suffer the rest of their lyfe for what happint in taht singl instant.
{{{{{Diamond kitteh.. family..friends..community}}}}}
Fank u fur yr wurds ov cumfurt, IDDD. Ai am so glad ai discubbered cheezland a few weeks ago – az KafleenTehNawtSekkund says, it R full ov cheezluv.
Ai meen KafleenTehNawtFirst!
send this to your friends, especially the one that was driving the truck. I know he must feel terrible.
{{{{{4.5kittehs, teh diamond}}}}}
Thanks, N1IP aka werdycnan. U R a amazing yung wooman.
Why does everyone here use so much netspeak? I get it on the macros, but not coming from grown adults.
I can’t even read most of these comments.
Becuz we liek tew, becuz it being teh fun. Adults lieks to plai tew, u noe!
Trai it, u mite liek it!
{{{{{{{wave}}}}}}
o hai 4.5! i see u fixt ur screen naem!
PS — 2 Wave — wen in Roem, du as teh Roaminz duz. hehe
Veni, vidi, lolspiki
Wuz it borked?
wayt wayt WAYT sry no it wuznt. duhhh
(i wus thinkin of sumwun ELSIZ screen naem cuz dey had a “andahaff” innit too.)
Nao if onlee ai culd getting mai avatar to appear wif mai commints. *sigh*
I honestly can’t even read what your comment says.
It’s nawt dat diffikult.
We duz it cuz iz phun-an dats whut dis site am abowt.
Yew sune git teh hang ob it!
Yu knoe, iyts rlly lawts ov funses;
adn weez be havin suches a guud tyme
dooing awl tihs;
udderwyse, yu bedder beleev,
weez wud nawt goe thru suches
pains tu rite tihs wae
I’m trying to read this, and I think you’re saying that it’s fun.
It isn’t. If I’m having trouble understanding what these comments say, imagine someone that is a native English speaker. Sure they may understand the macros, but sentences and paragraphs full of bad grammar and poor spelling? I doubt it.
wii doo lolspeek foar phun. sum ov us dunt doo entyur lolspeek, unlee partlee. if yu wanna tayk tym tew lurn it, yoos teh linkee at teh tawp!
We do lolspeak for fun. Some of us don’t do lolspeak entirely, only partly. If you want to take time to lern it, use the link at the top!
o hai! Iz new 2 ICHC… We can be frends? kthx.
Ai has a kwestshun…. was yesterdai’s mist erry of wen An how loooong HappyCatmus is eber answerd? Cuz I haz idea if was not.
Kafleen nawt kwite farvest from last, yestiddys conundrum regawding the proper sillybrashuns of the birf of Happy Qat wus nawt resolved and as yer first task you must put an end to the myndless dithering and declare a solushun (I loves foisting tings off onna newbies, make dem do the hebby lifting). The grace an aplomb wiff wich you complete dis task will factor hebbily in your future wiff the LOLCATS! (dis crap about it goin the permanint rekerd always scares dem into doin a gud job).
Iz not scared– Iz natchrlly brill… blrllin…… Iza smartypantz!
Resolfed:
Being dat teh birfday of HappyCat haz bin deeclaired az Jamuary 11st, and
Being dat teh lolcats like teh sillybrashuns, and
Being dat teh kittehs has n1ne liefs, and
Being dat not all teh lolcats can sillybr8 on same dai…
HappyCatmus shall be sillybrated ebery year on Jamuary 11st. Howebber, cuz teh lolcatz lieks ta partee so muchly, this most eggcellent hollyday (ouch! holly! itchy! DO NOT WANT!) shall be observed, sillybrated, and parteed furr nine dayz (liek teh nine liefs of teh kittehs). Dese nine dayz shall beegin on teh Caturday befoer HappyCatmus (or of, in the kase of a Caturday HappyCatmus) n teh sillybrashun shall kontinue til teh SunnyDay, nine dayz latr. In dis wai, the silybrashun of teh birf of our sabior, HappyCat, will alwayz inclood two Caturdays!
Cheez be wif yu.
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w00t!!!
Yew dew grate resirchin!
Brilliant!
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many tankyoos, mai new frends
An awlso wiv yew. Anom
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“Anom” lolz
wat do we callz this? Liturgy? Littergy? Caturgy? Awesum???/?
Der are so many reasons to give you burgers here lemme mention muh favorites and then pile on the sear ground beef wiff cheez.:
I poisonally luvs a self declared smartypantz – thass the victory of honest arrogance over hypocritical humilitys.
January 11st, Ise neber seen the elebenty represented so elegantly.
hollyday (ouch! holly! – gud ref to prev post always points fer pain attenshun
Cheez be wif yu – I yam lubbing dat I doesn’t recall hearing it before (but then I suffers from CRAFT so who knows.
Dis awl adds up to a major burger deposit in yer favor, seber gazillion or so nawt counting change. You have nuttin leff to proof. I’d say copy or print dese rules so Us old fart qats kin be remindeded next January.
nom nom nom cheezburgers….
thnx Sol…. yew set teh challenge!
mai comment… it nawt showed up?
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yay!!! thanx Maus
Menny Willykumz tew yu, KafleenTehNawtFirst! ai may just kawl yu NawtFirst soh az tew nawt cumfyoos yu wif teh ovver kafleen, teh donkey!
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hugsies!! {{{{{new fwends}}}}}
ai noes ai iz supposyed tew noms teh kayk! adn ai will. speshullee if zauberflote mayded it!
Birfdey Kitteh
Is selabratin’
Chocolate contains the compound theobromine which is a diuretic
as well as a cardiac stimulant. This can cause the pet’s heart rate
to increase or it may cause the heart to beat irregularly, both of
which can be dangerous to the animal. The level of theobromine present
in chocolate varies depending on the type of chocolate. For example,
dark chocolate contains higher levels than milk chocolate and so could
pose a greater risk to your pet.
There are many problems that can result from feeding a cat
chocolate. Chocolate is relatively high in calories so it can contribute to
the development of obesity in your cat. A cat can lose its
appetite for it’s normal food if it eats chocolate. The largest problem is
though the fact that chocolate contains the chemical theobromine
as mentioned above. If this chemical builds up in the cats system,
it can be potentially lethal, and one reason for this is that cats
cannot clear theobromine from their bodies as quickly as people can.
Many cat owners would simply expect their pet to develop an upset
stomach after eating a large amount of chocolate but few realize
its lethal potential.
Further problems which can arise from chocolate poisoning are
Diuresis (increased urine production), diarrhea, lethargy, vomiting,
depression, and muscle tremors. These are signs which must be
recognized by any cat owner so that the cat is not fed too much
chocolate.
Treatment for chocolate poisoning in its advanced stage can be
very unpleasant for both the cat and the owner of the cat, so it is
much better to be safe and to cut down chocolate consumption of your
cat to a minimum. If you do have worries that your cat has consumed
large quantities of human chocolate it would be wise to consult your
vet – pronto. Spotting the symptoms early on can be very beneficial and
can give the cat a much better chance of surviving any poisoning
which may have occurred.
If you wish to feed your cat chocolate, there are alternate
“chocolate” treats for cats which are produced by some pet food
manufacturers. They will either use a vegetable substitute made
to taste and look like chocolate, or they will take out the
theobromine, or use greatly reduced, safe levels in the chocolate treats they
produce. While a very small amount of chocolate may not be
harmful to some cats, it is always safest to avoid giving any to them at all.
Brenda Thankyou very much. Twice! Once for the information and the effort you put into providing it, you have dotted all the ‘i’s and crossed all the ‘t’s. And, Thankyou very much for NOT doing it in LOLspeek which Ise soitain wooda kawsed much dotting of tees and crossing of eyes.
well said, Brenda!!!!!
Thank you for your time and attention.
Ceiling Cat sendz Happy Cat to tellz us to heal the sick lolcatz so they livez all 9′z of thair livez well.
Commets swichd orf for teh nekst pic agin? Or juss for me?
If it’s just 4 u, then I is u, 2.
Dey done wanna hear wut I gotta say, Ise gonna go away an sulk.
mebe eat sum werms.
Iz on nao.
Iz awn fur “just right” too.
Ai eemayled Cheez an Tofu bowt teh switched off commet awn “Juss Rite” yistidai an got a replai juss nao (abowt teh tym teh commets heer wer swiched awn). Cheez an Tofu sed “Oops”!
I has a howtdogz.
Iz troo.
Da-wrek-shuns [i]is[/i] un-ness-is-saery, but alsew delishus!
Ayre, trai stead ob [ ].
oops, pointee brackets not shows up. R “less than” n “greater than” sines.
yu meen tihs: ?
Cee? Nawt show up!
jinx!
Dont let kitteh tazte teh choklite. Iz no gewd nom 4 it.
can you please tell me in which language do you all use to chat, even though it looks like english, but it is not so, hence could you please reply for me……
We speak in English, believe it or not.
We misspell words, change pronunciation, switch tenses, and generally play around with grammar each in our own individual way.
All this is done just for fun. If it weren’t done in LOL Speak, it would probably be deadly dull. It would be much easier to read, but not very entertaining.
We are all dedicated cat-lovers, and are pretty literature oriented;
i.e., we love cats and generally like to read.
So I would say to you: read it for awhile, and eventually it will start to make sense. There is a LOL Cats glossary which you might want to read, because it explains LOL Speak extensively. When you feel ready, just jump right in and post a comment; it’s tons of fun and can cheer you up a lot if you’re having a down day, because Cheez Frends are very friendly and caring. Good Luck!!!
KTHXBAI!!!!! (Okay, Thanks, Goodbye!!!!!)
How com I nawt be seein dis wun? Jus red ex of sad.
wait a minute–”anom” is me!
hi, all–i haven’t been able to reply to comments since ichc changed its format. only just finally occurred to me to try in the main “add comment” window! if it works, that’s why this comment is where it is instead of under tidmum’s (but thanks for the cheez anyway!).
NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Chocolate can kill cats, be careful
Yess, but chocolate is bad for cats!! Makes them dead.
iz NOM, not WON, NOM be da munching soundz