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  1. lolnascar says:

    WON?

    whut dat mean?

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Kitteh sez to self: “‘won.’ Hmmmm. of course I win. I’m the cat.”

      Caongrats, lolnascar, on your top not sekkond!

      • lolnascar says:

        it be a 4
        way
        macramay
        today!

        • zauberflote says:

          C’mon ober to Krissy’s Braids Beads’n Makramay, teh uniseks hare salon, day spa an fiber arts stoodyo, for teh selekshun ob ur choyse!

        • leeza-b says:

          Corn grates everrywun on the macramay! If u wantz 4 way pie let me noe and we’ll get teh pi stawl up and runnin. But teh chawklit caek is lukking reeeeeally gud rite nao..
          R we dansing this am?

          • lolnascar says:

            ooh, did nawt knows about the day spa addishun…
            i can haz pie and masssahg?

          • zauberflote says:

            leeza-b, taek teh day orf if u want. Chawklit caek lookz gud to me 2! Lolnascar, u kan hab masssaj so long az u promice nawt to collapse at werk after! But take a look at all teh fine iyeland stile braidin wii gotz! An teh makramay wall hanginz an seezonall itemz. Todays speshull iz a wall hangin wif a “nawt IRS” twisted into it ;)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            leeza-b!!1 LOL! Teh PY stawl IZ up an running. There was fresh appul pi (hawt) just a liddle bit ago. GeeNeeZcatz an ai had sum wif chedddar cheez – an tehn shopped n teh Ty Boo Teek fur a noo tiara!!

            • leeza-b says:

              :oops:
              ai am so behind! glad to heer! ai guess teh Pi Stawl is self serviss now… all fur teh best! that wai everrywun can haz pi whenever tehy needz it! ai will try to be avalabul to make whippy creem on rekwest. Depending on teh avale-abilitie of skwirrills.

              • zauberflote says:

                Ai fink the Pi Stawll haz to be arownd all teh tyme, so itz liek teh CCC?

                An ai gotz plentee wet skwirrelz here todai, wan me to katch sum 4 u? Dey prolly be happeetail abowt teh whippy creem! (Skwirrel happeetail cyooter dan kitteh one….)

                • leeza-b says:

                  um, not sure how happie teh skwirrelz reelly iz abowt their roll in the whippy creem produkshun, but the ICHC dept uf Halph has told me since there iz no harm dun to the skwirrels it iz ok fur me to continyoo. Akshully itz liek a littul milk baff fur their feetz. Maeks them all nice and sawftee.

    • Tribble says:

      U WON de top spot award! Concatulayshons lolnascar!

    • C~Moe says:

      it does not say won, it says “NOM” as in “NOM-NOM-NOM”
      the sound made while eating animatedly.

    • missnifty says:

      it sayz NOM liek NOMNOMNOMNOM.. yumm!

    • Mr.Wolff says:

      Dudez this kitty is lookinn liiyke mee!

    • MunKyBo11ecks says:

      I think iz a reference to NOM! NOM! … eatz it..

      No instructionz just eatz it.

  2. Tribble says:

    Happi whutebber tu mee!

    • lolnascar says:

      yay…lets have some cake

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Cat-like thinking: happy whutebber to me, cuz everything in universe revolves around me. Humna, go get me some milk to wash this down wid!

      • Tribble says:

        An icee creem!

        • lolnascar says:

          now dats a breakfest of champyons!!

          • teenie says:

            Ai akshullee havd iyskreem fr brekfist yesserday. Ai wuz dreemin abowt iyskreem ryte bfor Ai gettid owta bed, so Ai sed 2 maiself “go ahed, hav sum iyskreem. it havz milk innit, iz good fr u.” Ai wuz kwite happee wif mai brekfist. 2day Ai havd seereul lyke a norml person. sigh.

            • SolnEsther says:

              Oh Dat sounds gud! Tomorrer Ise gonna make waffies fer Esther fer brekky and offers her sum IKREEM fer onn top. She slitely whacky (nawt awl nermal lyk muh) sew she myte say Yass.

              • SolnEsther says:

                I’ll tel her dat IKreme is LT fer her, speshuly compared to sirop or treekel and wif IKreme ders no heart cloggin budder. An waffies is norml brekky fud anyhows. Dis cud werk.

  3. Cookie's Human says:

    I hopes that a large hamburger under a gravy icing!

    • Maus says:

      I wuz finking toonas. GMTA, Human O’Cookie…

      • Cookie's Human says:

        A large toona cake….Cookie’s mouth be watering at the thought!

        • Maus says:

          Or mebbe salmon? Or shrimps? Yum……

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            Iz teh speshul “See Fud Medley” cake – all yummy seefuds in wun plaec!

            • Maus says:

              Fruits de Mer!

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Since Mais Oui iz nawt heer, ai shall faynt in her sted.

                *thud*

                • SolnEsther says:

                  Dis give an awl noo persp… prespec… angle on crabcaek.

                • SolnEsther says:

                  Hello Janet?
                  *slapps JCH4K litely onna hand*
                  Janet? Comes in Janet.
                  *Slops glassa wadder on JCH4K*
                  *JCH4K weks up an slaps Sol*
                  well yer back det wut counts.

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Oooooohh! Tahnk yoo, SolnEshter. An ai dont think ai haz slappeded yoo – ai wuz just waiving mai hanz weeklee lee in teh aire!

                    • SolnEsther says:

                      Dat mus be it, it dint hurt. Nawt like Kafleens majickl donkee konger.

                      • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

                        o hai…. Ai is kafleen too… but nawt teh first… (liek mai name sais!!)

                        Iz new to ICHC…. we can be frends? kthxbai.

                        (looks like my namesa… naimes.. teh first kafleen have lotta frendsies)

                        • Kayjoy says:

                          Hi Kafleen tehnawtfirst,
                          Welcome-dere r many friendly peeps here. sum kwietly friendly, sum warmly friendly, sum witty friendly n sum a mix-of-everything friendly Enjoy!

                        • tidmum says:

                          Ohai Kafleentehnawtfirst :grin:
                          Lookie heer-teh welkum waggun gots a nice floofy blankee, a mug ob hawt chokklit,a chokklit shayped like a possum,an a CHRG(wdoi)or a 1950’s style bavingcap-yaw choyce- fer yew tew ware incase ob splorts frum the cyoot.
                          Plz tew be waring it at awl tymes fer yer own sayfty.
                          Welkum tew teh fambly.

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          Welcome ‘nawt kwite farvest from last Kafleen’. Yas we all luvs our current kafleen and you are in good company. Ise the salty spicey friendly and our current Kafleen has been using a donkee bonkin stick to trine straiten me owt. You dont carries a stick by eny chantz?

                        • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

                          fanks, Kay!

                        • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

                          frendly frends ebrywhere!!!!

                          welkum waggun is niiiiiccce. nom nom nom chokklit possum.

                          Sol, nope… no carries a sticksies… (but Iz can be a smidg sarcasmic….or somefink.. from tiem 2 tiem…. eek!)

                          yayz for cheezluv

                        • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

                          “Cheezluv” – WIN!!!!!1!

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          I can deel wif smidges ob sarcasmic, axually I lykes smidges of sarcasmic Bonkin and runnin away is annoyin. Den we has a SolAnnoyed.

                        • SweetMotherOfMars says:

                          Onze mai SolAnnoyed wint owt.
                          Car jest sed: Clicky-clicky-clicky.

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          You done wanna hear wut Annoyed Sol say when hiz knee goes out.

                        • SweetMotherOfMars says:

                          much moar scaree den clicky-clicky-click Ai bet!!
                          Solz kittehs hyde an da phoebe inna closepenz taeks flyte?

                        • kafleen says:

                          *hands Kafleen teh nawt furst a Nawt Furst Majikul Stick*

                          :twisted:

                          Hewwo dere, Kafleen teh nawt furst! Pleezed too meecha!
                          Dat wuz verreh nice wutt u sed bowt mee habbin frends. i
                          hope dat u will becum a frend, too!

                          *looks at sol and ses ominnusslee, “Now dere’s too ub us.”*

                          MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                        • SolnEsther says:

                          Oh Cheez, Ise screwt. Agin.

                        • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

                          Yay 4 Kafleens!!1 But Ise not bonkin Sol yet… sol sais veree nice tings bout me in dis thread and teh illiad thread.

                          sol be safe frm dis kafleen…. for now. (teh nawt seckund kafleen can oulls rank tho)

              • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

                mush moar eleguntlee sed, Maus! Sins JCH4K haz alreddy fainted awn behaf ov MoS, I’s jes gonna sit in mah chare an enjoi tings

                • Maus says:

                  Me too. If MaryO has left teh dongle heer, tehre wudnt has been anee faytings. Ah well…

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Well – we must awl doo waht we can until she cumz bak. Ai ar happee to do mai part!! LOL

                    *thud*

                    • Tidmum says:

                      *covers JCH4K wiv a lubbly floofy blankee wib kitteh fayces awn.*
                      *puts a silk pillow smellin ob Lavender unner her hed*
                      *plays sum soothin twinklee moosic quietly in teh room*
                      Paw paw JCH4K,I fink we bedder make a padded floor owt ob silky
                      cushhunz an marsmallers sew she habs a saft landin eech time she faynts.
                      *tiptoe kwietly over tew da chayre,an watches ober Janet*

  4. two_kittehs says:

    Can I haz sum tuna shake too plz

  5. Adam Amazing says:

    I can has sprinkuls nao?

  6. Tom says:

    Cat sez: “Chawklit? DO NOT WANT!”

  7. C Bettinger says:

    Kitteh liks off sprinkles- leaves rest for hoomans.

  8. luvscatsVA says:

    I mean my kittehs do dis- liks off sprinkuls- leaves little tongue markz in meh fuds.

  9. LOLDemon says:

    Purrrr-hapz n-stukshunz b unnesuseree, but iz gud deefens fr yr akshuns aftur teh fakt:

    “Wut? It sed “NOM”, sew I nomd it. Hao u kanz b upsettid??”

  10. Stargazer says:

    R dat choclit? I thot kittehs shud no eat choclit or they be dead?

  11. Patrick says:

    Alice kitteh wunners if she’ll fit thru teh dor aftur nommin teh caek.

  12. randiicat says:

    Dis be makin me hngry, wants to nom teh caek. No haz brekkyfast yet…

    Oh hai, dis mai nawt-sekund post. Teh kittehs and yoo awl gives me menny lolz, so menny witty peeplez heer. Ai luvs teh lolspeak, wurds liek nominal taek awn hole noo meenin. Ennyway, waves hai to ebberywon.

    • Kayjoy says:

      Welcom, randiicat!
      lotsa fun peeps r here- much lolcommints on kittehs ,goggies, squirrlols, lolbuns n many moar critterz. if u haz a kwestion- just ask n sumbody will answer it- tho it may take a littul time :smile:

    • booklion says:

      Welcome, Randiicat.
      I nu heer,2. Everywun be nice n help foolery.
      Nominally yurs,
      lion

      • SolnEsther says:

        ‘nominally yers’ *snert* gud wun!. We is glad you and randicat has dropped by, commin join us often, der are lolpeeps here will make you feel lyk larffin, or cryin, or dantsin, or just sitting an listnen. Lots of dese folks are smart smart smart, I usta wus smart, noaw I tries to keep up, usually larffin too hard to be kwik. Der are clebber kulchural refermintz that cobber ebeyting from Opera to oldtime rocknroll, greek miffologies to Shakes his spear, 60’s cartunes to Dr. Hu? Theres folks from about 18 of 24 time zones (wese missing ebbyting from der Urals east to Australia/NewZealund or Hawaii). Filfy langwidge is nawt needed but dirty minds nawt so bad. Closed mynds nawt needed but open hearts abound. If you habbent awreddy, click on ‘Learn LOlspeak’ at the top, it’ll hep. Welkum and hab fun. I’l shaddap now.

        • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

          Hey Sol, u eber work az a greeter at WailMart?

          • SolnEsther says:

            yeh, dint last – kept sayin ‘beat it’ ‘git lost’ ‘take hike’ ’scram’. Apparently I wus suposta lie

            • *SNERT*
              Jus teh kynde ob honest re marks ai wud hab sed.
              Wuz awl-wais tawt dat honestee iz bestest policee– but ai find out iz nawt tru in publik relayshun job. Must lie, lie, lie.
              Actshually had a professor tale me last semester dat ai shud nawt werk in publik relayshuns. Dat ai shud werk behind teh scenes. Ai guess mai blunt honestee iz nawt welcuming. He jus doan noe dat ai haz been puttin on teh charm in mai current job fur past 15 years. Ai do noe how to play teh game sumtimes.

              • SolnEsther says:

                I kin emfasize, Ise had teachers and mangers and supervisors alweys telling me to find a differmint line ob werk. Dey purty mush elimin8 ebbeyting except werkin tower watching fer foress fyres. Dont noew wye.

  13. J says:

    Xept.. chocolate is very bad for kitties.

  14. thornius says:

    Ai wunce werked for a telefone sir-vay company. weh had teh kreepee-est line ai ebber herd dat weh HAD to say at teh beg-inning ob EBERY kawl, “My instructions call for speaking with FEMALES” *insert ebil wheezing and aroused and excited snickering here*

    • SolnEsther says:

      URGHH! Why does managemnt alwheys insist on using the ginerik “Femails” when dey shuld say “WIMMINS”. Wimmens are hoomin (wif the exceshun of mebe an exwyfe here or there) whilst female canby any speeshie? I don’t wanna talk to a female qat or a female rat or a female goggie (beeotch), I wanna talk wiff a woman. Mr Langwige person’s meds are now kicking in and he slumps quietly into his gruel.

  15. TortieCat says:

    I hope ees not reel choklit seence choklit eees bad for kittehs. Toona good…or meybe cheeken.

  16. shadow says:

    Good morning guys.

  17. shadow says:

    Must nom. Must nom. MUST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

  18. shadow says:

    i hope bukit not in der walrus looking for it right?

  19. Duffy says:

    Mebbee is beef grayvee not chawklit.
    Ennybudy noe if karob is okeh for teh kittehs? Karob is nommy tu.

  20. shadow says:

    it basment cats birthday!

  21. randiicat says:

    Mai nawt-sekund post, did sumthin nomz it? Oar pleez to explane hao this postin thingy wurk? Duz it haz consti payshun? Mebbe it can haz laksateef?

    • shadow says:

      happens to me all da time.

    • randiicat says:

      YAY, sekund post nawt be nommed. Hai ebberywon! Ai luvz teh lolspeak n cheezland.

      • randiicat says:

        Mebbe ai shud explane, dis mai nawt-sekund tiem postin heer evar.

        • Welcum, randiicat!
          *waves enerjeticully in all direkshuns cuz ai dont noe which direkshuns ur in*
          Ai sent u a nyce welcum jus a minute ago but teh compyooter eated it 2.
          N-E-way cheezfrenz R berry glad 2 hab u joyn us. Dis is teh bestest place fur freendz, adn laffs, adn pie, adn sawngz wid danzes, adn assortments ob classy items at teh Ty Bootiq.
          Welcum, Welcum, Welcum.

          • randiicat says:

            Than kyoo 3floofiekittehs! I has menny lolz heer adn wanted ebberywon too know yoo awl aer teh bestest. Mmm, n the nomcake is makin me hngry. Berry nomin…uh, nommabul.

            Btw, gives{{{{}}}} to Daimond Kitteh/4 1/2 Kittehs

        • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

          randiicat!!! dis mai nawt-sekund dai toooo!!

          Wez ICHC twinsies!!!

    • no 1 in particular says:

      ohai, randiicat! menny willykums tew yu, tew! {{{randiicat}}}
      yez, sumfing did nom yu nawt sekkund post. it wuz teh nawty wierdpress. duz it awl teh tym! sepshally if it wuz yur furst post.
      ennywae, wuns agin, willykums!

  22. 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

    Deer cheezfrenz, I has a huge sad this morning. A classmate of my daughter’s was killed in a car accident Saturday evening. Like my daughter, she was an avid horseback rider. She was on the highway, waiting to turn left into her driveway, when she was rear-ended by a truck driven by a friend of hers. Her car got pushed into oncoming traffic.

    Please send thoughts and prayers to her family, friends, classmates and the whole community (we live in a small town), and especially to that poor kid who was driving the truck. And please hug your loved ones and tell them you love them, and cherish your children.

    Thanks for listening. I’m finding it hard to function today.

    Diamond Kitteh

    • jamamakitty says:

      awwwwww that is really a sad sad story……….know that we are here for you!!

    • leeza-b says:

      Oh… so sorry to hear that.
      {{{{{4 1/2 Kittehs aka Diamond Kitteh + all involved}}}}}

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      oh mai deerest 4 1/2 kittehs / Diamond kitteh!!!!
      .
      Diz iz a bery sad fing, and gibs us all a sad. I growed up in a small town, and kno hao such a tragudee affekts eberybodee. Iz bery bery hard to lose teh yunger kittehs!!
      .
      {{{{{{{{{{ 4 1/2 kittehs / diamond kitteh / diamond kitteh’s kitlet / awl the townspeeps / teh truk driver }}}}}}}}}}
      .
      Plz kno taht yoo and yur famblee an frenz ar in mai thots an prayers during dis tiem.

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      Fank u so mush jamamakitty, leeza-b n PB2K.

      Heer’s whut ai roted fur Molly las nite:

      What were her last thoughts
      Before the lights went out?
      Or should I say
      Before the Light appeared
      What ideas or emotions
      Did her brain put out
      As the other car merged with hers?

      I pray God it was over in an instant
      I pray God she felt no pain
      Not enough time for panic and fear
      Just emergence and surrender to the Light
      That surely enveloped her

      Oh bright young life, young light
      That shone too briefly in this realm
      May you shine brightly now
      And may the reflection of your lovely spirit
      Comfort and guide those who must grieve.

      • SweetMotherOfMars says:

        {{{{{{{ :cry: }}}}}}}
        Your families and town are in my thoughts, Diamond Kitteh.
        May something good grow from this sorrow.

      • Kayjoy says:

        Oh Diamond Kitteh,
        your sorrow has inspired u to make a beautiful and profound poem.
        thank you for sharin with us .
        my heart goes out 2 u and i will pray for you and all who mourn.

      • leeza-b says:

        oh what a byootiful poem. Ur Diamond-ness, ur are showing it.

        if u needz an extra snorgle, u can haz my almoast newborned blak welcome kitteh, slitely borken in.
        And/or, a newborned dukkie. Ai saw some on my lunchtyme walk and teh momma duk haz so menny she sed ai cud take wun for u.

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Dear 4 1/2 Kittehs adn awl yur luuved wuns (adn ennywun eylse iynvoulved iyn tihs tragic accident):

        Taht iys suches a luuvely adn hart-feylt pome yu rote;

        Teh thots yu xpressed ar liek pastelly, lumynous flutterbies,
        floatyng up iynto an azure cloudless skye wif an eyndless hourizon.

        Awr luuve, thots, adn prayers ar wif yuu awl.

      • Duffy says:

        {{{{{4-1/2K and all her luvd wuns}}}}}

      • no 1 in particular says:

        that’s beautiful, 4 1/2kittehs, the Diamond. I know nothing we can say can make it any better, so please just know that we love you and are always willing to lend an ear and be a shoulder to cry on. {{{{{ :cry: }}}}}
        several years ago, my sister’s best friend(who both shall remain nameless) was stabbed by her ex-boyfriend and nearly killed. she is alot better now, but I remember the shock we all felt at hearing it. I know it’s not quite the same, since she lived, but, yeah, I kind of know how you feel.

      • SolnEsther says:

        Well writ 4.5 you touched my heart, which goes out everyone who has been affected by this tragic accident.

      • Cassidy says:

        Is beyootifull. Fank yoo fur sharin it. Ai hoep sum good will kum frum dis, but I noes dat may be hard to see naow.

        {{{{{{{{{{4.5Kittehs&family&friends}}}}}}}}}}

    • booklion says:

      {{{{{4.5 kittehs}}}}}
      Love to you and your daughter and family and friends and driver of the truck.
      Love to you all.

    • Tidmum says:

      {{{{{{{{4.5 Kittehs}}}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{Daughter}}}}}}}}}
      How my heart grieves with you all.
      My prayers are with you and the Family,friends,classmates and community.
      And the poor other Driver.{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}
      .
      We are here for you and share your pain and sorrow.
      .
      Please accept and extend my deepest Sympathy at this most sorrowful time.
      Claire.

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      Thank u so much, everyone. You are so caring and kind. I know your thoughts. prayers and love will make a difference.

      leeza-b, ai gotted a newbornded simese kitteh when u gotted ur blak kitteh, bemember? She is snorgalishus. But ai grateflly akcepts teh dukling. Thank u!

      • leeza-b says:

        o yes ai bemebered… but just in case u needed xtras, ai wanted to offur mine to halp. Thot u mite need xtra sooper snorgles today. n if u wantz extra duklings ai can gets moar. u just let me noe.
        {{{Diamond Kitteh}}}

      • Ambercat says:

        Holding you in the light
        {{{4.5 Diamonds}}}

        • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

          Thank u so much, Ambercat.

          • idansdansdans says:

            Pleese know we share yor sorrow, and the pain of awl involved.
            Owr thots an prayers are wif you, and yor famly– and most specially teh family of that littel girl who had her lyfe ahead of her, and the poor child who struk her, all of whom will suffer the rest of their lyfe for what happint in taht singl instant.
            {{{{{Diamond kitteh.. family..friends..community}}}}}

    • no 1 in particular says:

      send this to your friends, especially the one that was driving the truck. I know he must feel terrible.
      {{{{{4.5kittehs, teh diamond}}}}}

  23. wave says:

    Why does everyone here use so much netspeak? I get it on the macros, but not coming from grown adults.

    I can’t even read most of these comments.

    • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

      Becuz we liek tew, becuz it being teh fun. Adults lieks to plai tew, u noe!

      Trai it, u mite liek it!

      {{{{{{{wave}}}}}}

    • tidmum says:

      It’s nawt dat diffikult.
      We duz it cuz iz phun-an dats whut dis site am abowt.
      Yew sune git teh hang ob it!

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Yu knoe, iyts rlly lawts ov funses;
      adn weez be havin suches a guud tyme
      dooing awl tihs;
      udderwyse, yu bedder beleev,
      weez wud nawt goe thru suches
      pains tu rite tihs wae

      • wave says:

        I’m trying to read this, and I think you’re saying that it’s fun.

        It isn’t. If I’m having trouble understanding what these comments say, imagine someone that is a native English speaker. Sure they may understand the macros, but sentences and paragraphs full of bad grammar and poor spelling? I doubt it.

    • no 1 in particular says:

      wii doo lolspeek foar phun. sum ov us dunt doo entyur lolspeek, unlee partlee. if yu wanna tayk tym tew lurn it, yoos teh linkee at teh tawp!
      We do lolspeak for fun. Some of us don’t do lolspeak entirely, only partly. If you want to take time to lern it, use the link at the top!

  24. KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

    o hai! Iz new 2 ICHC… We can be frends? kthx.

    Ai has a kwestshun…. was yesterdai’s mist erry of wen An how loooong HappyCatmus is eber answerd? Cuz I haz idea if was not.

    • SolnEsther says:

      Kafleen nawt kwite farvest from last, yestiddys conundrum regawding the proper sillybrashuns of the birf of Happy Qat wus nawt resolved and as yer first task you must put an end to the myndless dithering and declare a solushun (I loves foisting tings off onna newbies, make dem do the hebby lifting). The grace an aplomb wiff wich you complete dis task will factor hebbily in your future wiff the LOLCATS! (dis crap about it goin the permanint rekerd always scares dem into doin a gud job).

      • KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

        Iz not scared– Iz natchrlly brill… blrllin…… Iza smartypantz!

        Resolfed:

        Being dat teh birfday of HappyCat haz bin deeclaired az Jamuary 11st, and
        Being dat teh lolcats like teh sillybrashuns, and
        Being dat teh kittehs has n1ne liefs, and
        Being dat not all teh lolcats can sillybr8 on same dai…

        HappyCatmus shall be sillybrated ebery year on Jamuary 11st. Howebber, cuz teh lolcatz lieks ta partee so muchly, this most eggcellent hollyday (ouch! holly! itchy! DO NOT WANT!) shall be observed, sillybrated, and parteed furr nine dayz (liek teh nine liefs of teh kittehs). Dese nine dayz shall beegin on teh Caturday befoer HappyCatmus (or of, in the kase of a Caturday HappyCatmus) n teh sillybrashun shall kontinue til teh SunnyDay, nine dayz latr. In dis wai, the silybrashun of teh birf of our sabior, HappyCat, will alwayz inclood two Caturdays!

        Cheez be wif yu.

        • leeza-b says:

          @@@@@@@@!!!1!1!

        • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

          Brilliant!
          @@@@@

        • tidmum says:

          An awlso wiv yew. Anom
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

        • SolnEsther says:

          Der are so many reasons to give you burgers here lemme mention muh favorites and then pile on the sear ground beef wiff cheez.:
          I poisonally luvs a self declared smartypantz – thass the victory of honest arrogance over hypocritical humilitys.
          January 11st, Ise neber seen the elebenty represented so elegantly.
          hollyday (ouch! holly! – gud ref to prev post always points fer pain attenshun
          Cheez be wif yu – I yam lubbing dat I doesn’t recall hearing it before (but then I suffers from CRAFT so who knows.

          Dis awl adds up to a major burger deposit in yer favor, seber gazillion or so nawt counting change. You have nuttin leff to proof. I’d say copy or print dese rules so Us old fart qats kin be remindeded next January.

  25. KafleenTehNawtFirst says:

    mai comment… it nawt showed up?

  26. no 1 in particular says:

    ai noes ai iz supposyed tew noms teh kayk! adn ai will. speshullee if zauberflote mayded it! :P :D

  27. D.R. says:

    Birfdey Kitteh

    Is selabratin’

  28. Brenda says:

    Chocolate contains the compound theobromine which is a diuretic
    as well as a cardiac stimulant. This can cause the pet’s heart rate
    to increase or it may cause the heart to beat irregularly, both of
    which can be dangerous to the animal. The level of theobromine present
    in chocolate varies depending on the type of chocolate. For example,
    dark chocolate contains higher levels than milk chocolate and so could
    pose a greater risk to your pet.

    There are many problems that can result from feeding a cat
    chocolate. Chocolate is relatively high in calories so it can contribute to
    the development of obesity in your cat. A cat can lose its
    appetite for it’s normal food if it eats chocolate. The largest problem is
    though the fact that chocolate contains the chemical theobromine
    as mentioned above. If this chemical builds up in the cats system,
    it can be potentially lethal, and one reason for this is that cats
    cannot clear theobromine from their bodies as quickly as people can.

    Many cat owners would simply expect their pet to develop an upset
    stomach after eating a large amount of chocolate but few realize
    its lethal potential.

    Further problems which can arise from chocolate poisoning are
    Diuresis (increased urine production), diarrhea, lethargy, vomiting,
    depression, and muscle tremors. These are signs which must be
    recognized by any cat owner so that the cat is not fed too much
    chocolate.

    Treatment for chocolate poisoning in its advanced stage can be
    very unpleasant for both the cat and the owner of the cat, so it is
    much better to be safe and to cut down chocolate consumption of your
    cat to a minimum. If you do have worries that your cat has consumed
    large quantities of human chocolate it would be wise to consult your
    vet – pronto. Spotting the symptoms early on can be very beneficial and
    can give the cat a much better chance of surviving any poisoning
    which may have occurred.

    If you wish to feed your cat chocolate, there are alternate
    “chocolate” treats for cats which are produced by some pet food
    manufacturers. They will either use a vegetable substitute made
    to taste and look like chocolate, or they will take out the
    theobromine, or use greatly reduced, safe levels in the chocolate treats they
    produce. While a very small amount of chocolate may not be
    harmful to some cats, it is always safest to avoid giving any to them at all.

    • SolnEsther says:

      Brenda Thankyou very much. Twice! Once for the information and the effort you put into providing it, you have dotted all the ‘i’s and crossed all the ‘t’s. And, Thankyou very much for NOT doing it in LOLspeek which Ise soitain wooda kawsed much dotting of tees and crossing of eyes.

    • well said, Brenda!!!!!
      Thank you for your time and attention.

    • Brenda says:

      Ceiling Cat sendz Happy Cat to tellz us to heal the sick lolcatz so they livez all 9′z of thair livez well.

  29. Ambercat says:

    Commets swichd orf for teh nekst pic agin? Or juss for me?

  30. Perry-o says:

    I has a howtdogz.

  31. Ayre says:

    Iz troo.
    Da-wrek-shuns [i]is[/i] un-ness-is-saery, but alsew delishus!

  32. Sakee says:

    Dont let kitteh tazte teh choklite. Iz no gewd nom 4 it.

  33. bloggersiva says:

    can you please tell me in which language do you all use to chat, even though it looks like english, but it is not so, hence could you please reply for me……

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      We speak in English, believe it or not.

      We misspell words, change pronunciation, switch tenses, and generally play around with grammar each in our own individual way.

      All this is done just for fun. If it weren’t done in LOL Speak, it would probably be deadly dull. It would be much easier to read, but not very entertaining.

      We are all dedicated cat-lovers, and are pretty literature oriented;
      i.e., we love cats and generally like to read.

      So I would say to you: read it for awhile, and eventually it will start to make sense. There is a LOL Cats glossary which you might want to read, because it explains LOL Speak extensively. When you feel ready, just jump right in and post a comment; it’s tons of fun and can cheer you up a lot if you’re having a down day, because Cheez Frends are very friendly and caring. Good Luck!!!

      KTHXBAI!!!!! (Okay, Thanks, Goodbye!!!!!)

  34. DSH says:

    How com I nawt be seein dis wun? Jus red ex of sad. :(

  35. anom says:

    wait a minute–”anom” is me!

    hi, all–i haven’t been able to reply to comments since ichc changed its format. only just finally occurred to me to try in the main “add comment” window! if it works, that’s why this comment is where it is instead of under tidmum’s (but thanks for the cheez anyway!).

  36. kim says:

    NOM NOM NOM NOM!

  37. Bennerman says:

    Chocolate can kill cats, be careful

  38. k says:

    Yess, but chocolate is bad for cats!! Makes them dead.

  39. jas says:

    iz NOM, not WON, NOM be da munching soundz :)


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