U must know passwurd
U must know passwurd 2 enter our lolspeakeazy
wut if eye giv yoo a triple cheezburger? will yoo let me in den?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ichc_stashlet
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Otherwise U weet wid da pointy ends.
CH, yu awr…teh nawt sekkund!
but wut iz teh passwurd? else yu kannut reseeve yur reewurd!
Ai no passwurd, he’s teh kitteh tree daws up.
iz nawt teh pazzwurd! nao yu must be nommed!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
pleh! yur duzznt tayst lyk cheezburger.
ai tellz yu wut, if yu goes and bringz us cheezburgers, yu kan cum in.
*slams teh liddul window*
umb…gais? ai hitteded teh refresh button adn nao nuna teh pix awr showing up. help plz?
nebbur mynd. ai gotteded dem bak
did youz nom ta pics bie mysteak?
yez, but ai plehed dem owt, just lyk yu! dey dunt tayst lyk cheezburgerz, eether.
yu gotz thoz cheezburgerz?
hea. tirty duzn tryppl chezburgers. wit’ extra katnip.
tank joo! nao yu mae intur teh tawp seekrit meeting ov teh cheezfrends
Only those who gowt nawt-sekkond knoes the password *looks around; smiles* Iz now up to others to figgure it out.
….
Hint: “It goes sumthin KLOSE to this: Little Tiny Cookie iz the most BEEYUTIFUL kitty in the whole entire universe; more beeyutiful then the moon and the stars and the butterflies and the flowers. She be like a little orange angel, wid whiskers.”
iz teh pazzwurd Cookie?
oar maebee “Cookie is a veri veri clebbur adn beyootiful kitteh”?
R “Cookie iz keyooter dan dis bebe kitteh heer:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tnhimmies/2414332732/
which iz reelee sayin sumpin!”
Oy Vey iz Mir!!
.
Ai gotz teh dyedahbeetseez from teh sweetsnesses!
OOoo, ai yam lubbin teh “Jiddish”, az owr Jermun fren cawled itt! Didjoo ebber reed Leo Rosten’s “The Joys of Yiddish”? It wuz teh funneh! An affter reedin it eleventy tiemz, teh nexx tiem ai saw the Barbra Streisand consurt ware Mike Myerz wuz awn, ai unnerstood teh weds tehy useded! Amayzin! Ai fot (teh nawt-second tyme ai sawr itt) tehy wuz juss maykin upp teh werdzez, but dose wuz teh reelz! SERyus kool!
aim shur we’ll awl get dat wun inna weeeeeek ertwo
Do you has pitcher of teh Cookie where us’s can sees her?
ai fink we cud dans tew
it’s impawsible
sway sway
(hic)
twerl sway
round n round
tell the sun to leave the sky
sway sway
it’s jus impawsible
yew new dis wuz cummin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYFlcrdipaI
It’s impossibull… to stik yor elbo in yor eer, iz jus impossibull!!!
nebber thot about it qwite laik dat……… ai fink yew is rite!!
Ai tride an tride
concatyewlayshunz CH!!
let teh selly brayshunz B gin!!
Am der a hoel een teh wawl danz?
mebbeh teh eegulz hole in teh world 4 teh mewzix..?
oar mebbeh hole lorta lubbinz??
Whole lotta luvvin? Gotta ask the huzband ferst….
*wispurrs* But CH - whut happeneded to Cpt Kirk - in teh Kirk Lounge in teh TY Boo Teek????? Ai just thot. . .
hai janet.
hear eye am awn mai pewter ewzin leenux!! yay!!
BTW yur hankee am een teh worsh! wif teh nyz smellin kondishunur!!
awsew - eye didunt get 2 concatchewmalayt yew awn teh nawt sekkund frum teh earl ear fred! so dis countess az dat happee pawz 4 yew!!!
Ooooh!!! Thank!! Of corse, Rodney Dill came rite behind mee wif a SMAGHINGLEE gud commint - but mine wuz at leest apropo fur teh day!!!
And congratz to yoo awn the leenux. Hope it werks reelee well!!!
What version of Linux are you using? I haven’t used Windows for over a year now. My distro of choice is Ubuntu, and I really like it.
eyem ewzin ubuntu 4 teh 64 bit vershun… cos eye liek teh fillosoffy of ubuntu an am teh sukkur 4 Nelson Mandela!!
tho eye is ownlee ewzin teh disk vershun az eet doan seam 2 wanna eenstawl wif mai xp systum!! an @ teh mowmint am teh bit reeluktant 2 frow awl teh windoze awai az eye haz sum favrit prowgramz eye liex 2 ewez.
happytails, billy. nyz 2 mek yur kwaintanz!
yay 4 Ubuntu!!
slawpee rytinz!! am teh ubuntu 9 an nawt 4 - juss 2 klarifie. the ‘4′ wuz me tawkin sloppee!
tiems bin hard since teh cheezburger proha……proll……..probi……..ban.
hao kum tiemz am hawd, mysty?? wifowt teh burgrz am yew stawvin??
sew mebbeh eet wuz yew nommin teh edjiz awff ov teh brgrz awl teh tiem an nawt janets trolls???
K !!
sew wii putz in teh big appeel 4 teh brgrz 2 kum bak sew dat mysty duzzent starv!!
meenwyul yew kan awlwaiz drawp bai teh Tybooteek 4 a nibbul awn sum possum heddid choklits an eben teh kitteh fayzed lawleepawps, witch r nao bitamin enricht!!
an doan furgit teh pie stawl an kart 4 wen yew am reel hungerd!!
bon appay tit!!
bitamin inrichered LOLypopperz! Huzzah!
Ai dun bin missin dem burgiez sew mush!
Ebery tiem yoo gibbs fiev burgurz, a kitteh faerie getz kyooter!
Taht sowns liek, “Ebbry tiem ah belle ringz, a nanjel gitz hiz winggz!”
Cheezburger! on the rocks.
hmmm, musst paws 4 thowt…
diz am teh mauzflap nawt teh catflap!!
Hmmm, iz da catflap NE whar neer liek da flap in ma long jons? Do not want!!
So watch owt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
onceajinx!!! this is reelee veree funnee!! O mai. Teh poor engineerz. An - tehy reelee ar liek that. Well, menee ov them, eneway!!! LOL
helpful an informative… explaynz about both catz and engineers!
Laff till ai cryeee!!!!!!
Very Funnee Video!!!!! Luvved it! Akshually LOL’d several tymes!
tanx foar provaiding teh linkee, onceajinx! ai lolololololed!
Yesh! Wut tehy sedded!
Awlso teh films bai SMP Films e.g. Mean Kitteh.
Ooooh, yesh, I lurve SMP! He ackshoollee lives abowt 25 miles frum mai howse! Hiz wurk iz awesum an hims kitteh iz growin into berree good lookin loving kitteh - hoo still bites da hand dat luvs him!
Tanx fur awl da commints, I fownded dat videeyo thru Metafilter, an I lafft an lafft too!
Oh, an hubbee sez lookit dis:
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/020608lolcats.html
Comick buk geeks can has enjoys!
Mercy buckets!
Sillver playte!
Uhh…lol
uh…cheezburger
uh…nom
uh…ceeling cat
uuuhhhhmmmm…. imbizibul?
umm…BINGO!
I was certain that this was the password.
No! Cheezburger on the rocks!
cheezburger rox?
ICHC rox!
nebber heerd ov rox mayd owt ov cheezburgerz, tho
Hmmmm Dr. Tinycat sent me? Lolrus sent me? Longcat sent me? Oh Hai, I upgraded ur ram kitteh? So many possibilities !!
An den u will get nommed.
Intimid8ing kitteh bouncer
Intimid8s.
butt doan yew wanna snorgul dem floofy pawz??
floofy floofy!!
tikkul tikkul!1!!
Passwurd is fuzzylolcatpaws.