U must know passwurd
U must know passwurd 2 enter our lolspeakeazy
wut if eye giv yoo a triple cheezburger? will yoo let me in den?
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CH, yu awr…teh nawt sekkund!
but wut iz teh passwurd? else yu kannut reseeve yur reewurd!
Ai no passwurd, he’s teh kitteh tree daws up.
iz nawt teh pazzwurd! nao yu must be nommed!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
pleh! yur duzznt tayst lyk cheezburger.
ai tellz yu wut, if yu goes and bringz us cheezburgers, yu kan cum in.
*slams teh liddul window*
umb…gais? ai hitteded teh refresh button adn nao nuna teh pix awr showing up. help plz?
nebbur mynd. ai gotteded dem bak
did youz nom ta pics bie mysteak?
yez, but ai plehed dem owt, just lyk yu! dey dunt tayst lyk cheezburgerz, eether.
yu gotz thoz cheezburgerz?
i have teh ketup if u need sum
hea. tirty duzn tryppl chezburgers. wit’ extra katnip.
tank joo! nao yu mae intur teh tawp seekrit meeting ov teh cheezfrends
Only those who gowt nawt-sekkond knoes the password *looks around; smiles* Iz now up to others to figgure it out.
….
Hint: “It goes sumthin KLOSE to this: Little Tiny Cookie iz the most BEEYUTIFUL kitty in the whole entire universe; more beeyutiful then the moon and the stars and the butterflies and the flowers. She be like a little orange angel, wid whiskers.”
iz teh pazzwurd Cookie?
oar maebee “Cookie is a veri veri clebbur adn beyootiful kitteh”?
R “Cookie iz keyooter dan dis bebe kitteh heer:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tnhimmies/2414332732/
which iz reelee sayin sumpin!”
Oy Vey iz Mir!!
.
Ai gotz teh dyedahbeetseez from teh sweetsnesses!
OOoo, ai yam lubbin teh “Jiddish”, az owr Jermun fren cawled itt! Didjoo ebber reed Leo Rosten’s “The Joys of Yiddish”? It wuz teh funneh! An affter reedin it eleventy tiemz, teh nexx tiem ai saw the Barbra Streisand consurt ware Mike Myerz wuz awn, ai unnerstood teh weds tehy useded! Amayzin! Ai fot (teh nawt-second tyme ai sawr itt) tehy wuz juss maykin upp teh werdzez, but dose wuz teh reelz! SERyus kool!
aim shur we’ll awl get dat wun inna weeeeeek ertwo
Do you has pitcher of teh Cookie where us’s can sees her?
ai fink we cud dans tew
it’s impawsible
sway sway
(hic)
twerl sway
round n round
tell the sun to leave the sky
sway sway
it’s jus impawsible
yew new dis wuz cummin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYFlcrdipaI
It’s impossibull… to stik yor elbo in yor eer, iz jus impossibull!!!
nebber thot about it qwite laik dat……… ai fink yew is rite!!
Ai tride an tride
concatyewlayshunz CH!!
let teh selly brayshunz B gin!!
Am der a hoel een teh wawl danz?
mebbeh teh eegulz hole in teh world 4 teh mewzix..?
oar mebbeh hole lorta lubbinz??
Whole lotta luvvin? Gotta ask the huzband ferst….
*wispurrs* But CH – whut happeneded to Cpt Kirk – in teh Kirk Lounge in teh TY Boo Teek????? Ai just thot. . .
hai janet.
hear eye am awn mai pewter ewzin leenux!! yay!!
BTW yur hankee am een teh worsh! wif teh nyz smellin kondishunur!!
awsew – eye didunt get 2 concatchewmalayt yew awn teh nawt sekkund frum teh earl ear fred! so dis countess az dat happee pawz 4 yew!!!
Ooooh!!! Thank!! Of corse, Rodney Dill came rite behind mee wif a SMAGHINGLEE gud commint – but mine wuz at leest apropo fur teh day!!!
And congratz to yoo awn the leenux. Hope it werks reelee well!!!
What version of Linux are you using? I haven’t used Windows for over a year now. My distro of choice is Ubuntu, and I really like it.
eyem ewzin ubuntu 4 teh 64 bit vershun… cos eye liek teh fillosoffy of ubuntu an am teh sukkur 4 Nelson Mandela!!
tho eye is ownlee ewzin teh disk vershun az eet doan seam 2 wanna eenstawl wif mai xp systum!! an @ teh mowmint am teh bit reeluktant 2 frow awl teh windoze awai az eye haz sum favrit prowgramz eye liex 2 ewez.
happytails, billy. nyz 2 mek yur kwaintanz!
yay 4 Ubuntu!!
slawpee rytinz!! am teh ubuntu 9 an nawt 4 – juss 2 klarifie. the ‘4′ wuz me tawkin sloppee!
tiems bin hard since teh cheezburger proha……proll……..probi……..ban.
hao kum tiemz am hawd, mysty?? wifowt teh burgrz am yew stawvin??
sew mebbeh eet wuz yew nommin teh edjiz awff ov teh brgrz awl teh tiem an nawt janets trolls???
K !!
sew wii putz in teh big appeel 4 teh brgrz 2 kum bak sew dat mysty duzzent starv!!
meenwyul yew kan awlwaiz drawp bai teh Tybooteek 4 a nibbul awn sum possum heddid choklits an eben teh kitteh fayzed lawleepawps, witch r nao bitamin enricht!!
an doan furgit teh pie stawl an kart 4 wen yew am reel hungerd!!
bon appay tit!!
bitamin inrichered LOLypopperz! Huzzah!
Ai dun bin missin dem burgiez sew mush!
Ebery tiem yoo gibbs fiev burgurz, a kitteh faerie getz kyooter!
Taht sowns liek, “Ebbry tiem ah belle ringz, a nanjel gitz hiz winggz!”
Cheezburger! on the rocks.
hmmm, musst paws 4 thowt…
diz am teh mauzflap nawt teh catflap!!
Hmmm, iz da catflap NE whar neer liek da flap in ma long jons? Do not want!!
So watch owt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
onceajinx!!! this is reelee veree funnee!! O mai. Teh poor engineerz. An – tehy reelee ar liek that. Well, menee ov them, eneway!!! LOL
helpful an informative… explaynz about both catz and engineers!
Laff till ai cryeee!!!!!!
Very Funnee Video!!!!! Luvved it! Akshually LOL’d several tymes!
tanx foar provaiding teh linkee, onceajinx! ai lolololololed!
Yesh! Wut tehy sedded!
Awlso teh films bai SMP Films e.g. Mean Kitteh.
Ooooh, yesh, I lurve SMP! He ackshoollee lives abowt 25 miles frum mai howse! Hiz wurk iz awesum an hims kitteh iz growin into berree good lookin loving kitteh – hoo still bites da hand dat luvs him!
Tanx fur awl da commints, I fownded dat videeyo thru Metafilter, an I lafft an lafft too!
Oh, an hubbee sez lookit dis:
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/020608lolcats.html
Comick buk geeks can has enjoys!
Mercy buckets!
Sillver playte!
Uhh…lol
uh…cheezburger
uh…nom
uh…ceeling cat
uuuhhhhmmmm…. imbizibul?
umm…BINGO!
I was certain that this was the password.
No! Cheezburger on the rocks!
cheezburger rox?
ICHC rox!
nebber heerd ov rox mayd owt ov cheezburgerz, tho
Hmmmm Dr. Tinycat sent me? Lolrus sent me? Longcat sent me? Oh Hai, I upgraded ur ram kitteh? So many possibilities !!
An den u will get nommed.
Intimid8ing kitteh bouncer
Intimid8s.
butt doan yew wanna snorgul dem floofy pawz??
floofy floofy!!
tikkul tikkul!1!!
Passwurd is fuzzylolcatpaws.
*calls*
Yoooohhooooo….Kafleentehnawtfirst…are u lurkin?? I lefted u a message on “Ur Instructions” thred!!
Welcum!!
O hai, Kafleen!! *moar gigglols*
Oh – Kafleen – did yoo see? Over awn teh three heded kitteh, lbc left a link to hur site an haz picshurs from Mary O’ in awn her site!
ENEWUN HOO HASN”T SEEN THEM SHUD GO!!!
whr is we goin?
O hai, whiskers. Go to the placie wif teh three hedded kitteh. – we’re in yur Illiad.
Mary O’ Spockn has sent picchurs frum Peru – an lbc put tehm awn a site to luk at.
An teh link is over there.
fanks! tehy is purrty pix.
Ohh, tehy iz teh neet! (tew yuze a werd frum wai bak wen!)! Ai’m sew gladd shee gawt to go! Ai lubbs mah kumfurt tew mush tew goe tehre mahseff, but wudd iff CC wanted mee tew.
Ai nawt ekxpekt da MaryO’ tu be redhed. Iz intrestin tu se sum Peru.
izznt seh a cutie?? ai wuz sprised tooo….at teh red hair, not teh cutie
mee, tew! foar sum reezun, ai awlwaez immajined her wif teh blak haer, prolly beecuz ai immajined her lukking lyk Spock!
it is funny (no lolspeak) how we all kinda make fun of ourselves and make it seem like we’re all real old and real ummm ummm larger than life!! HA But I am guessing that there are some real beautys here………. especially inner beauties
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*wispurrrrrs……..is yr homewerk dun???*
yesh, gramma jamama! iz ben dun foar owurz!
infact, iz awlmost tym tew go tew bed…
but nawt kwite!
ai nebbber gots tew nag inniwun bout dat kina stuffs….. jus practicin!! sleep tite, bedbugs and awl dat schtuff
Don’t furget that u guise can leave comments for Mary on teh photo alblum.
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
i lukked cuppla times an cudden find where……… hmmmmmm mebbe someone STOLE them
HOO would steel a comment box? That’s low. If I does say so mahself.
U has to click on one of teh picshurs, then it takes u to a screen where u can see just that pic and a place whare u can put a comment.
kafleen!!! Iz been wantin to meets yew!!! Iz gonna scoot on ober and see mai happy messageburger!
You know fool-a me. The password is “swordfish.”
iz funny, i gots a haddock too
azprinz am abaylubbul @ teh Tybooteek….
Hai most eggsalted Gibbocat!!
I cum b4 u wif a humble rekwest.
.
I haf ben pondering 4 menny daze upon deh name uv ur Tywonese
soup plier, Mr He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last.
I b noeing taht tehre must 2 beeing sumfing I b missing.
I b noeing it must b habbing deh meening.
I think I hav teh nawt-seccund part desiferd.
Can I b habbing a clue?
Duz it b deh anagram? or deh cryptogram?
Iz teh ^(n) used mafematically?
Enny liddle hint wud b muchlee appresheeated.
.
I remain ur most fayf full admirer,
mj
I b noeing I asked b4, but I can’t finding deh page I askinged on.
It wuz seberal daze ago.
pollo geez, mai cween dat eye deed nawt C dis commint an rekwest B 4!!
teh naem ov teh honurubble gentulman, Mr Last is nawt N E fawm ov coed. It am meerlee teh wai teh chykneez karakturz getz garbulld in translayshun.
But teh reel meenin of himz naem am ravur rude ( mii been nawty!! ). sew mebbeh wheel juss leaf it @ dat.
K??
I red “Mr. He “… az “mystery”
I thot wuz code, but wuz WYSIWYG.
AHHH, I iz diztrakted by teh nommable fuzzy pawz! NOM NOM NOM!!!
Yase!!!wants teh fuzzy paws! nom nom nom nom
Maybe *that’s* the password, non?
Who rung dat bell?
Weeeelllll Thats a horse ob adiffermint color
Diz is no horse! Diz a orgne kitten wit BIG Pawz!!
Pays noe atenshun tew taht kitteh behine teh kurtin!
Nobuddy gits N too cee teh grate Oz, not no way, not no how!!!
But I’ve cum a loooong way!! Adn I need a brayne!!!
whuddidja due wiff teh won yoo had? Lookin’ at 2 menny kyooote kittehz, heh? I warned yoo!
*hands a wisk broom an dustpan 2 cweenmj*
Now off wiff yoo–go back down teh Lellow Brick rode an scoop up dose bryane cellz yersellvz
*Pout*
*wanderz off in search uv deh losted brayne.
*seez tinman. askingz him 4 deh helpingz.
*but him hab not ben seeing enny brayne.
*wanderz sum moar.
*gets distracted by brite shinee object.
*pikz up brite shinee object.
*continuez wanderingz.
*wunderz as she wanderz.
*wanderz az she wunderz.
*wunderz y she has whisky bruum & dusty pan.
*Trows away deh bruum & dusty pan.
*Keepz deh whisky.
*sitz down in middle uv yello brick rode.
*drinkz deh whisky.
*sharez whisky wif deh lollipop guild.
ohai cweenmj, dat wiskee?
Ai gots bitamin-inrichered LOLypopperz….
Trade ya.
fer a kitteh wiff no brane I lyke the way you finks. Yo got enuff to share er shuld I go to DeBeeker labs fer refills? I prefers company fer dwinking, I nebber dwink alon, unless ders nobody around.
I should say hello to yer liddle frens?
LOLOLOLing!!!
ai wud halp yoo, but ai am laffing way too hard!!!
But ai will hav a liddle bit of taht whisky, iffin yoo dunt mind sharon.
*wakes up adn seez dat she hab shared her whiskey wif
*seberal gud frenz.
Glad 2 see u gud folkz heer 2day.
How did u all finding mii?
it wuz berry loansum on teh yellow brick road last nite.
Adn windyz. wii had deh major windage.
wher teh dawgz ov so-sigh-yeti howl…
But I’s could shows meh prowess
Bees a lion, not a mowiss
If I’s ony had da noive
I’s normalee hates teh mooziles, but I loave dat movie. Teh cowardlee lion is teh bestest character.
err moozicles
Dem too. Yah, he toadalee mayd dat moobee!! Da noive! An don hurt his widdle tayl!
DavechDRc!!! Yoo doo??? yoo haets – nermally – moozicles??? (aksullee, ai thot “mooziels” wuz pretty gud, too!
But doo yoo meen – moovie mooziles, oar live awn teh staj. A hole whirlled ov difference!
I’s dunno. I’s never seed wun on teh stayge. I guess dat wun wif Opie in it is pretty gud. Dat wun about the band. I furgit teh nayme.
Taht’s The music Man. Iz 50 yeerz owld tihs yeer! Azk enny brbershopper—dey bee sillybraytin itt.
Bert Lawr wuz the best. And I agree most moosicals are kinda chickish but Oz Was great. I grew up with and now own about one dozen of the L. Frank Baum Oz books.
“There’s a goat on the lam, sir!”
Donut bover meh. Ai iz garding teh Emrald Citee.
Taek meh to the Grate Oz Iz got ruebee slibers.
Didn’ I jus tell u u no get in until u sayz sordfish?
Ummm . . .
Twennyfree skidoos!
Oh you kid!
Charlston!
No?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
wyt wabbit..?
wyt wabbitt!!!11!
Cuz is inkee blak an cuvverd wiff kwills!!!
twinkle twinkle
Mees gib up.
Dis plase lukd biggur when ther wuz onlee a birdee in it.
*urp*
“nobdy getz in to see teh wizrd! Not nobdy! Not no-how!”
BELL OWT OB ORDR. PLZ NOCK!
Uh, oh. I no noes passwurd. I goes away sad.
Ifn Ai duzznt noe passwerd, can ai slip joo a ounce ov teh catnips fur lettin meh in?
prolly slippin in a littul nip IZ teh passwierd
Swordfish!
McCain hates passwurds.
You ever notice that Obama sounds like a latin danz? Obama, obama, obama, cha cha cha.
And Hillery, dillery dok, da mauz run upda clock?
teh clock struk wun
And AWAI WII RUN
From Hillery, dillery, dok.
it’s hillary!!! get in the car!!!! argggggggghhhhhhhhh
Teh klock struk wun; teh odder tew eskzypt wif mynor injueez1
Umm—dat wuz sposedta bee mynor injureez!
hao bout
McCain cain cain
Cain of fools!!
ha!
@@@@@
ai sekkund dem burgurz!!
Ai finked it wuz “chayn ob fudz”!
Lolspeekeezee iz
pawpullurr playss 4 hep Catz
andz wittee Kittehz
Lolspeekeezee iz
reel ‘Hoal Inz T3h Wawll’. Iz maydz
frum Dokkumentz Bawkz
Passwurd 2 get in
chaynjjez ebbee Nytez. Mytez trye
‘Foar Poynt Five Kittehz’
Jack.
YAY! Jack! both foar hiz haiku poetrums adn foar figgerin owt teh pazzwurd!
Jack – ai’ve said it befoar – an ai’ll say it again. You are – just wonderful1!!!
I sekkend taht.
(5 bergerz 4 Jack)
Well, it wud hab ben if I had ben doing it rite.
Wheres us’s burgerz, ennyways!?!?!
Hecks no us won’t go!
Hecks no us won’t go!
What us want?
Us want burgerz!
When us want em?
Us want em now!
sell ebb rittee 4 yew 4.5!!!
whut an honnur!!11!
Hai, im superkitteh. Im new heer, so i sez hai to everwun an hopes we can be teh frens.
I tink teh passwurd is “cheezburger” anywun else tink dat?
welkum superkitteh.
yew haz arrybd een tiem 4 teh speshul awffur ov teh pyz ob yur choyz frum teh pii kart, an teh shy-knee bobbul-heddid cat stachewette frum the Tybooteek.
welkum 2 owur happe playz.
kum in an hav teh fun!!1
an eef yew getz hit bai teh ‘powzt-lurkur’ sindroam, teh bess kewer am teh complimentree martoonie. witch wheel wizpurr nys fingz 2 yew wyol yew sipz.
awl free ov charj – as wii am awl supple eyed wif teh aunty statik brayzlitz bai teh enjineerz frum teh videeow klip – hiyer up teh fred!
pull up a kitteh an sit a wyol.
heerz teh floofee blankee 2 mek yew kumfee.
N joi!!11!
ohai superkitteh, welkum!
Ebberywun haz bean so nise too me heer, joo will fit rite in!!
OHai, superkitteh! Yu has arribed awn a rawther aus- aws- um, speshul nite. Itz won ob teh Masturz’ affayres…
teh win, it has many corms.
ai haz sumfin foar u. comez kloser.
Oh, no. I do not want 2 b introdust2 deh poyntee endz.
Wey, wook. It’s Widward! Widward’s woing to work.
MELLON!!!
o hai ne1 lieks mah clipz of teh speeches?
DIS IS A BUST!!!!!!!
Wel, befoar Ai gibbs yuu teh passwoard, Ai wunts tu knoe wut kynd ov drinksesj yuu gots.
Beddur be boooze; doan wunt noe mylksheakses oar ruut beier flowts;
Ai nawt bees goeing thru awl dis trubble jes foar milkses adn cuukies!!!!
Chico Cat sez, “You no can comez in unless you sez ‘Swordfish’!”
” Nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody – not nohow!”
either:
lol
lolspeak
nom nom nom
or lolkitteh
i not no passwurd, but if yoo let meh in i give yoo cheezburger
that kitteh is SOOO kyoot! I wish I noo passwrd-then i cud cuddle him! =^.^=