mundayz
« Previous Conversion to anime: 11% complete | Ur instrucshuns Next »
123 Comments »
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Lolcats n Funny Pictures
Pick a picture
Upload any picture, or use our images.
Add a caption
Write something funny. You can even make one just for your friends.
Save it or Submit it
» Make One Now!
(Tips & FAQ)
More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts Lolspeak Wiki
Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?
ARRRGH!!! Mai taxez aren’t dun!!!
Doen wurriez, juss fiel an X-tenshun
den U hab ’til Octoburz 2 files
.
*mine nawt dun yet eefurr*
EEEEK!! Oh - rite - Oktober. No reeson to panik!!! Tehre ar yeerz wehn ai HAVE dun taht!!!
An ai bring a messej from Mary O’. She IS having an teresting tiem - but thingz ar werking out. Her teeching begins today. An there ar peepl there now hoo hav traveled over 24 hours awn menee different busses an an four hour walk to get throo teh mudslidez to get there. So she iz happee!
An ai wud liek to uze this spot fur a liddle shout out to peepl ai miss hoo havn’t been heer in a lawng tiem. Last teim ai did it - it werked!!!! Sumone came!!
So -
paws4thot
annyluvsprintie
Darrkwolff
Miss Dawn
LuvBJones
Gayla34
Jules
Where ar yoo???? Plees com bak!
(teh liszt is ov corse nawt compleet - even if yoo arnt awn it this tiem, if yoo’ve been goen - doo com bak!
Doez youz x-files for dat?
arrrrggghhh!
One cool papa bear
Gud morning GNZc!!! Luk! We haz a Ty!!! Ai ar SOOO egscited. Becuz ai becuz thiz iz teh nawt sekund teim taht a cud go to teh Ty Booteek!!!1 Yay. Shall we go togedder??? Hav yoo been befoar?? Wh000 Hooo!!
Oh - an it’z nawt MIA taxez taht arnt’ dun -just teh pore barez. Tho that iz how ai wudda felt!!! *danses happee dans becuz taxes ar dun*
Oh jess, ai heerz dat dey hab menny nu fingz at da TyBooTeek
N ai’d lub 2 go browsin ‘rawnd der todai wif U.
Iz it open yet? Ai hoep dey hab a nyce tiera…ai needz wun 2
kunplete mai costuum furr da Renaissance Faire in Hotlanta
* mai BBgurl kitteh iz gittin married der in lez den 2 weekz*
A tiara???? Letz go pik a reelee prittee wun aut fur yoo.
An - o mai!! Yoo go to Renaissance Fairez? ai’ve nebber been to wun in teh USA. Sumdai ai’d liek to go. But - teh TF AND yur BBgurl - awl at wunz??? W00t!!! Waht fun!
Mai - teh T an teh R ar so cloas togedder - an yet compleetlee diffrunt. Purrhaps an interesting liddle lief’s lesson.
O - an GeeNeeZcatz - ai can smell teh fresh PY at teh noo PY Stawl there - ai think there just bringing tehm out ov teh oven. Appul - wif cheddar cheez!! Todai iz ar lukki day, ai think!
Oh jess, wut funz wee gunna hab…
da opening parade, da feast, da joust
da jugglers n udder showz n rides
N ennyfin U wuntz 2 eeet “onna stik”
ebben mac-n cheez onna stik!!!1!
En meed? Meed iz not onna stik, but it iz beeyootiful stuf. Last tyme Ai goed 2 teh faire, wunna mai frendz buyd sum meed en sed “heer, tayst dis” en teh look on mai fayce wuz so rapchurus he lettid me hav teh hol glas. Ai ken hardly wayt 2 go agen dis summr, Ai wil probly spend alla mai beer munneez on meed insted! NOM NOM NOM!
En pikklz. U gotsta hav pikklz!
Janet can has knot elebenty spot!
harzlikin Glook-woonch!, my Frend!
*does happy liddel finger danse*
*lies back down in bed*
feel Luck mit Tax-us!
I go back 2 bed now!
an nice sleepees to yoo, deer frend. Ai just LURVED teh “happy liddel finger danse*!!!
Sinc wii has teh CCC (TTT in Engerland) stawkd wif hawt choklit, blankits, CHRG(wdot), n tax formz tu kyoor u ov teh splortages, mai ai nao prezint teh TDRC (Tax Dai Reskoo Cart) (Nawt avaylubl n Engerland sinc dey no has teh tax dai at saem tym). Teh TDRC b stawkd wif teh blankits n hawt choklit liek its awpozit, but it can has teh kyootness pikchurs ob teh floofii kittehs n goggies n skwirlols n lolruses n bukkits n ovverr fings dat mai maek ur hed splode. In addishun tu dese fings, we has teh Kaptun Moargun, Dr. Jack’s Wunner Tonik, Mr. Beam’s Eliksur ob Lief, n manee selekshuns ob payn killurz liek aspirins n tylenlols n ovver wunnerdrugz. We awlso has teh large pieces ob DARK choklit n nawtee barn reedin mateereeulz ob ur choozin. Teh TDRC wil b maykn its rownds imm…emm…bery soon. Ai can has assistins?
I offurz assistins to wheely arownd da kart to ebbywun whut needz it… I didzd mai taxis wae bak when we gottid da lazt w-2 an’ morgij foarm.
fankyoo elfin. Ai did mai taxis wai bak wen az wel…gots sum niec muneez bak. Ai cant wayt for teh tax rebayt loan chex whut b goin owt nekst munth.
Ummm, Patrick, we dids owr txes awreddy;
but teh TDRC souns liek soe muches deelitefull & wunnerfull, taht Ai wud jes luv tu availe maiseylfe ov iyts treashures.
Is OK wif yu???? KTHX!!!!
luuv, CKK
I kan helps! I did mai taxes in Janyooary.
(I has small bizness, so I needed to do 1099s by end of Janyooary anywai, so figgered I’d just finish ebryting den.)
i kan hepl too, we didz ourz alreddy too. wif teh much weepin an waylin an nahin ob teefs. ourz not so bad, but older boiz’z taxez verry bad. himz startd teh kollij las yeer so we cashd out sum ob himz kollij inbestmint fundz, so himz hadded teh kapitoll gaynz
an himz skolrship (tehy givz skolrships for playen teh wurld ob workraft all teh time? hoo knew??), wut himz didn yooz for teh too - twoi - payin for teh klassez aslo gotted taxd 
owr 18-yeer-ol son OWED trhee hunnerd munnies taxez!!!!1!!! 
much pleh… but am avaylble to help wit teh TDRC tonit an tomorro
{{{JCH4K}}}
!!!
.
Stoopy Taxz
Kwik!! Goe down teh fred,Patrick dun mayde a Spesshul cart fer Sortin owt teh Taxz blues
.
*Happytayl danses spin an twirl*
*Danse an spin shake teh tayl*
*Rown an rown an rown she goes*
*wehre she stopz noebuddee noes!!*
*Spin an twirl an danse an glide*
*Danse danse danse*…… Howd ai end up owtsyde???
.. Nawt sekkund WHOOHOO!
.
Congartulayshuns JCH4K an GeeNeeZcatz awn yaw ty.
Concats Janet! What iz we doing to celebrate?
Taxez: Oh noes and do not want!
I just gotted dunz wid dah taxes and sended demz off on Fridayz..
:Heaves a sigh ob relief
LOL!!! An tomorrow mite bee eben grumpier fur sum!!!
ai think maybee wee shud luk a Patrickz speshul TDRC - maybee snuggle into a sawft blankee wif a kitteh ov ar choozing an haz sum hawt choklit. Duzzn’t that sound *sigh* purrfekt?
Wuld u liek sum Capn Morgan n ur hawt choklit? Oar Dr. Daniels? Oar Mistur Beam? Oar Brandee?
Hao abowt a skwayr ob Gir…Ger…sum bery fyn DARK choklit?
Ai wull taek sum vry fyn DARK (az N helfy) choklit, Patrick.
*rummages in purrrse* Stille haz liddle monies frum tax reeturnd.
Ah heer…. an iz dere any Gwerstr… gewurtz… *sigh* Germen whyte wyne tew goe wid dis choklit?
Ai doo bleeve yoo ar wanting a Gewuertztraminer - an it IZ heer!!
*pop*
*glglglulgllgl*
Heer yoo go!!! Shud tayste reelee gud!!
MMMMmmmm
Ai still a wyne n00b, but Ai dew liek teh Gewuertztraminer!
Mai moast favoritst German whyte whine is teh Mueller Thuergau. Hav yoo eber taried it???
noe! Ai will hafta lurk for dis MulerT yew speeks ov.
Tks JCH4K!
HAHA!!!!!
OMG, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Oh, Janet, my procrastinateee twin!!! I just finished up mine last night, and they aren’t even going to the IRS, they are going to be faxed to my preparer…
Is there a procrastination dance? I’ll get to it after breakfast!!!
Ai’ll be chekkin in frum tiem to teim - an ai wud bee most happee to doo the procrastinshun dans wif yoo!!! LOL!!1
Mine were dun bai my prepearer too - an ar now completed an in mai hanz to toss in the male!!!
ai’m having Irish steel cut Oatmeal wif dried frootz - blooberrez, cherreez an cranberrees in it. Waht ar yoo having???
Mmmm — Steel-Cut-oatmeel is da bestest! It has aktual texture, not liek payst.
I likes mine wif raysins an sinamonomonomin
Soundz yum, too!!
Mine iz oatmeel, mutch lyke yors…drydid booberriez, cheeriez, cramdberiez, adn sum krunchded up nutz- ob teh pucawn type… Yum..
If I addid inee moar stufz, I wud need 2 bowls!!!
Tihs yee iz mai urliest ebber 4 teh taxis… * stix owt chest* Aprul 9th!!!!
Nawt sew urly, rly…. But is urly 4 meh!!!!
heer iz sof blankee, tastee bevrijes ob choyse, an a kyoot lolcat for yur preparer
owr klerjyman is aslo cpa, wif muchez tax-perpration bizness. himz didded 2 fyoonrals in las 3 weeks, plus taxez. bizzee man.
OOOHHH…da hang overz
Ai has dem
Too mush Captain wif meh Coke…
*blarf*
oh, luuk, him fancee red kote am bak…
.
Conga rat sholaces awn teh nowt-sekkunds, JCH4K & GNCz!!
.
mai taxez r dun but cannawt poast tehm becuz stoopy tax gai forgrot 2 sine tehm! Bak 2 hiz orfice 4 teh 3d tyme 2nite… Stoopy taxes! stoopy CONgaress whut spendz wai 2 much!! Stoopy…. stoopyheadz!!
.
Noe whut teh diffyrunse iz btween teh CONgaress adn teh drunky sayler?
Teh drunky sayler spendz hiz OWN munnees!
.
oh, pooh, ai finked abaowt the taxums adn now ai has a Grump. Grump!Grump!Grump!
See? Ai will goe see if ai can warsh it awai in the shahwer adn nawt maek Cheezfrens sufffur it. A’sides, Ai gots 2 goe 2 teh werk. SUMbuddy haz 2 pay (adn pay adn pay) teh taxums ‘raownd heer…
kthxbai
LOL!! deer woozled - yoo can bee grumpee awl yoo wantz. Ai’ll bet menee cheezfrenz ar still suffering! An grumpee. Purrpapz we shud nayme today “Grumpee Day.”
Yey furr “Grumpee Dai”…gud naym furr itt
@@@@@@@@@@
Tanx JCH4K, buts 2 kwote Dr Banner “… you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
.
w00tz for re-nayming it “Grumpee Day”!!
.
Happy GrumpDay 2 u!
Happy GrumpDay 2 u!
Happy GrumpDay, dee JCH4K….!
Happy GrumpDay 2 u!
.
Gawts 2 run!
LOL!!!
and 
Ise nawt wantin to be a wet blankee but izznt sayin Happy grumpy day kinda contrad…kontredik…stoopy? Wooden it mek cents to say ‘Crappy Grumpy day or rotten grumpyday. Eye fink sounz beddah to say ‘yeh yeh yeh hab a miserabob grumpy day.’
Oh NO!!! SolnEsther. Yoo a compleetlee rong. Nothing bedder than a happee grumpee day.
For - yoo see - to bee reelee grumpee - yoo hav to reelee THROW yurself into it - just git down an REVEL in it. An tehn it is soo much fun taht - well yoo can’t bee reelee grupee enemoar, becuz yoo ar laffing so hard!
As a smawl egsampul - ai hav a REELLEE hard tiem with teh craiing. Can’t do it seriouslee fur long - becuz - ai don’t know wai - but it maeks mai aiez turn a reelee brite green - so ai must run to teh mirror to see it (an it nebber haz fayled yet)- an tehn ai must laff at the sillee ov it awl - an - *poof* craiing awl dun.
Das sew kewl, jch4k!! (sad, tew, but…
New aboy loooooongcat timeago, wen hiz eyez wur bloo, whatchowt. Hii muzt bee vry angree.
WOW!! nebber hurd of that - but wai not??
Nice to know when to leaf teh room!!!
Iz Aypo fipteemf, teh Tax Dai in ‘Merka.
Ai ffink 2dai iz teh Oaffishul Grumpee Day.
Tyme 4 teh Oaffishul Grumpee Day Dans… Ebbreebuddy foarm a Conga Line adn goe:
Taxums DO NAWT WANT Grump!
Growchie-Growchie Grump-Grump!
Taxums maek us Grumpee!
Growchie-Growchie Grump-Grump!
Taxums DO NAWT WANT Grump!
Growchie-Growchie Grump-Grump!
Taxums maek us Grumpee!
Growchie-Growchie Grump-Grump!
(repeat as needed)
.
Joyn teh lion cheezpeeps!
.
Adn m’memburr: “IRS” stands foar “It Reely Steels”
.
Tax Tip: You cannawt deduck last yeerz taxums az a bad investment.
Trez unfoarchoonit.
PS: Show of paws: How manee peeps fink taht Election Day shuud bee mooved 2 teh nawt-sekkund Tuesday aftur Aypo Fipteemf? (Or moove Tax Dai (pleh) 2 Oktytobur fipteemf). Get teh 2 daiz associated adn maybe fings wood chaynge…
yeth, “Grumpee dae” wud be gud, bakuz… wen mai roommaet waekz up, him wil defnitlee be teh GROMPEE! AN’ me, I iz varee sleepi an not wanna be ‘waek… an I gotta kawlz da doktur an sae, ok, it bin a wiek, I still pregnint, wuz yu rong? Iz der hoap? Or shud I juz sit an waet sum moar? I wud liek foar hoap, pliz.
meenwyl I did sum werk-in-yard on Caturdae an I has dis hollybush an it nawt a frenlee bush at AWL it tryz to NOM me evry tiem I neer it, an evry spot whar it leefs poek me I gits a lil ole welt of itchy. I has itchies awl ovar meh, an I varee sleepi bakuz I wuz up haff da niet SKRACHY bakuz I so itchee!!
But den I fink of awl mai cheezfrenz who sendid luv on Frydae an Caturdae to mai kranky itchy s’pozd-to-miscarry-but nawt-dun-dat-yet self an I fink… I rilly wizh I kud IRL hugz dem awl bakuz evreewun be so nies to meh.
Oh elfi {{{{{{elfnugget}}}}}} Ai am still hoeping fur teh best. As hard as ai can!!!!
How cud wee bee enething BUT nice to yoo. An yur sitchuashun haz tuched us awl deeplee!
Sorree about teh holly bush. ai’v got wun needs to bee mooved. Ai think ai’ll get out sum pertektiv clothings!!!
Wun tiem, I tryd to maek da hollybuzh be gud bai ‘takkingz it wif a ‘lektrik chaynsaw. Dat did nawt maek hollybuzh be gud, it juz maked vary fast-flying zhrapnul dat maked me itchy. *sighs*
I luvz plants, but I failz at bein’ a hippee.
O hay I shud kall okahoma Digsaef (”Okie”
to has dem mark whar I can has tree-plantings.
ohai elfnugget, ai do nawt think we has met, but ai will joyne the ICHC cirkle of hoap for u if itz ok! {{{elfnugget}}}
ai 3 has hollies, rite nao they r in the process of taking ovur mai yard. ai has let them run wyld and free fur so lawng ai am nawt sure they can be tamed back in2 respecktabillity ennymoar. and ai am a littul afrayd of them. but on the brite side… the burdies luv them, esp the mockingburd wich is my favurite!
O hai elfi! Ai duzzent hav hollyz, but Ai havz sum rozez. Teh frunt-yard rozez r verree wel behayvd, Ai plantid dem maiself last summr, but teh bakyard rozebush iz verree nawty! Ai dunno hoo plantid it (we just moovd in last summr), but it wuz left alown fr a lawng tyme en it frgettid teh roolz. Ai goed owt wun day last week en remyndid it uv teh rool dat sez “u wil b proond in teh spring bfor u startz growin leefs. diz iz fr ur own good!” en it sed “DO NOT WANT!!!” en stikt me wif thornz allover! Ai havd on mai gluvz en lawng sleevz, even, but it stil stikt me allover en gettid mai hayr all in tanglez. Ai gettid al teh ded partz off en it iz stil reel unrooly-lookin, but naow maybee it wil hav mor flowrz dis yeer. Ai donut kno wut culler teh flowrz ar, acuz last summr it dident gro enny, just growd way-2-lawng thorny caynz. But naow alladem thorny caynz r on teh brushpyle en Ai havz mennee pokymarkz on mai armz en hed, so Ai gess we wil cal it Even.
mai momzila haz 10 akrz in Ohyo, an’ wun zpryng she sed, ELFI yu MOWZ DA LON. An’ I sed NOT WIFOWT RIDY MOWAR.
So she sed, okae dat faer, an she bottid a ridy-mowar. It wuz fabooluz fun, I luvd mowy da lon. I axplord da whol propurtee. Usulee we jus mow a akr or so but wif ridy mowar an awl summar… I kud do whatevr I wuntid! So I drived and mowd and drivd and mowd… an I came upon lawts of treez whut mai mom had planted when dey furz bot da hows an da lon been awl mowd.
Den I kaem upon dis big fing. It had lilbitti 5-petal flowarz… an I droved pazt it too kloss. Da root of da big fing, it snagd da wheel ov da mowar, and afor I knowd it, da mowar (wif me on it!) wuz puuuuullled into da centar of da big fing.
Wuz gyint mowar-eeting rozeboosh, dat whut it wuz. Rosa Multiflora, an it eetid da mowar. It tryd to eet meh, too. I kud nawt git owt. It bit me and nommed me and nommed me and bit me and I kryyyyd and da mowar wuz stuk an I wuz stuk ON it an I wuz jus mizzrabl. I finulee manijd to git off da mowar, left it der, broot-forcd mai wae out of da rozeboosh, wif mai armz, legs, face sliced awl opin. I kryd and wuz bleeding an wuz swelling up kuz is ALLERJIK!! an went in to find mai momma.
Mai momma wuz liek, omg did lonmowar run ovar yu? I sed NO da big FING it EETID me!!! She’s liek no big fing kuda eetid yu, less’n u talkin’ bowt bobkat or mowar. I sed, no srsly, it eetid da mowar too.
She kame out to luk, was troo! Mowar wuz eetid!! Mowar wuz totully stuk, a root wuz between its wheel somehow in da axl and mowar not move. We had to tie da mowar to the car and drag it out backwards.
Rozeboozh nevar fergot da meel I denide it. It wud reeeech owt foar me an bite me when I leezt axpekt it, evin when I wuz liek 10 feets awae.
Oh Elfi,
teh bestest eber lunch laff 4 mii. Thanx @@@@@@@@ I kan sii pixchur in mai hed ub U and the “big fing”… n still b laffin’ much l8r today
Wowsers, Elfi,
Ai thot taht mann-eetyng plannt iyn “Lil Shoppa Horrors” wuz jes a storee adn fikshunal licens;
but iys rlly troo!! Caurniborus Rozeboozh!!!!!!
Sez muchlyfloralbundant roze: Elfi… feeeeed me!
{{{{fresh hugz}}}}
Ai noe dere iz soles waytn en linez fur nu boddyz.
Bet dey iz arhgooin ovar whu getz yew fur momma.
“Ai woze heer furst”
“But iz meye turn nao!”
*shy wun whispers wistfully* “she tellz da bestest storiez, can Ai goe tew here, plz?”