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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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i iz brite and eerlee redee for day of cheezburger huntin!
Yay Loltim! ! Eben tho mai cumpyooter showz me we’z a tye, u wre ther nawt-sekkind! Comcatulashuns!
ohh im soree you culdnt get teh nawt sekund

we can sharez it tho?
*dans togethor*
Don be sorree, ai am nawt comp…cmupet…kommp…worried abowt where in de lion ai iz! But shoor, ai’ll danz too! U want braids from Krissy’s Braids Beads an Makramay, a uniseks Hare Salon, Day Spa, and Fiber Arts Stoodyo?
yes plz!!!1
*pushes hare rly hard 2 make gro fasturz*
Krissy sais, u can haz ekstenshons if u wantz
yess plzkthx!
my hare used 2 b reli long nd luvly but I had to has it cut 4 skool
DAYUM.
anudder reezun 2 look forward 2 summer vaycayshun!
yesssiree! am growing it back redee for Reading Festivul!!
skuse me majic floot, wuts Fiber Arts? Is dat where we pastes Unca Sam cereal onta paper plates in a decorative manner?
Connga rats of your top nawt-sekkond! This be a kitteh that I thinks wuld enjoy the song “Daydream Believer.” I even haz the old 33 rpm records to play it wid.
heeeer yew iz - Daydream Believer by da Monkees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRr-sNlddRo
cumgashumayshumz, Loltim adn zauberflote!
yu wunts teh Happycat danse, adn maebee sum happi joos tew dwink?
omgee thankee
*dans dans dans*
*shlurp shlurp shrlup*
is nice!!
yur willykum! iz tihs yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?
Fanks Werdy! Happycat danz ar puurfect! Ai will selekt a nize cold Yahoo to drink todai….
wun Yahoo, kumin rite up!
Ohai N1IP! Akshully, ai nebber had a Yahoo, ai din fink enneebuddee wud noe wut it wuz……
ai tink yu menteded a YooHoo, maebee?
iz otae, zauberflote. wii awl haz thos daez
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BTW: yu lefteded a choklit pie in teh frig teh ovver dae. wii nommed it while beeing bored tew deth bai a meeting, just so yu noes!
KITTEH Ramjet Has naow tooken his Proton Engerny pill an is ready to fight ebil and injoostices!
Ol’ BlueEyez as a baby
Happy tie bootyk, Zauberflote! Since you usually supplies eksellen choklate cakes to the winners *and anyone else who be needing a choklate fix) I iz giving you the evening off, and will do my rare baking for your tyr-bootyk cellebrayshun. Iz a a package of Hostess choclate cupcakes okay????
CH, u so layzeee! But we has a BRAID!! Cmon ober to Krissy’s an getchur jare braded!
I nawt be lazee…I iz honest in asessessessing mai baking skills. And mai kleaning and organizayshunal skills. And, az I be laffing wid my akkountant today, my akkounting skills. But Ceiling Cat gives us eeech a balance of skills and lack of skills of different sorts, and if ennyone needs a Coptic icon, I be yur iconographer! (I iz also good wid being animals’ Mom.)
“Dere beez difrunt giffs, butt teh sayme Spirit…”!
Rlly Troo!!!!
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iz cawz de gurlz tu swoon. Maibe eeven singz
way too much catnip…..
Whoooaaa, now we haz a braid! See mai Ile land brades (note to self, not flattering on thinning post-change hair….)
Ohai Cookie’sH!! Comgratz! U wantz braidz too?
yu bofe seez nao wai ai nebber gets a nawt sekkund. ai iz tew slo!
Iz nawt u thatz slow, prolly ur cumpyooter
prolly bofe! lol
Keep tryin, Werdy. Mai commentz iz nawt so clebber an witty az most….so ai getz ther faster than ai wud if ai stopped to think
otae, ai fink ai will. fanx foar teh wurd ov enkuragment, zauberflote!
Halp! teh commints has sloed tew a virchooal halt!
Start talking agin peeps! plz?
Hay, doan wurry abowt teh finning hare…myne is fin, but foar teh nawt-seccund tyme inn mah lief, ai gotz teh curlz! Wuz awlwais teh strate az a pinn hare befoar! owr stranj an wunderfull hormoanalities, letz uss sho yoo them!
Happycat, teh earlee yeerz!
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Cat
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Bebe kitteh mus be carfull nawt tu du teh ovacharg. Kan beh mebbe dainjerus!
Dis bebe kitteh iz teh brite ayed an booshy tayled.
Ai iz felling teh brite tayled an booshy ayed toodai.
Happy 2 hear it, Kumbulu, i think.
A brite tayle soundz grate but bushy ayes… ? …..
Nawt gud reely. Yu noes wen yu sit at teh desc or mebbe on teh bus two longs? Dat gib yu brite tayle. And den wen yu nawt sleeyp gud, yu bees booshy ayed.
nao i haz a sad fur u - bushy ayes: not so grate akschully. need 2 find kitteh n take a nap.
yuzhuly taeks teh hangovarz to giev meh teh booshy eyes, tankfuly i don’t drink taht much taht often
Owe! wun yer tail getz awl sparklee! I haev sparklee legz @ tiems.
Sumpeeps caulz it pinzeeneedlez, yez?
i loev dis websyte too muches—all is do is become obsess with it all dayz long!!!! i cannt belive i have justr fedz into dis so willingly
It’s an addiction we all have, Kate. One we choose not to fight.
Mai addikshun- let me show U it.
Akshually, therapy cat sez ICHC iz thera….theirap……berry gud fur U.
symptoms ob teh addiction are
a messy house
berry empty frigerator
can’t talk or rite rite (rite?)
dubblespeek
e…
eegerlee luk fur new lolpix
fidjit when nawt neer pooter
g….
guilty feelings wen avoid frens to plai on puter
hard to quit an go tew bed (jus 5 moar minits)
ignore ebbryting else……..teh bills, the foods, teh laundry…..
j…
jynormus bodee wayt frum aawl teh choklit
k…
kittehs eberywhere!
laet fur skool/wurk/church
messy haus (c above)
n…
nawt kleen clothes!
o…
obsessiblee klicking “refresh”
patting lolcats
q…
qweening litterboks but nawt toylette
r…
refresh refresh refresh refresh……..wait a minute, I’ll be rite there, refresh
silly tawkin
t…
tackses R filed laet (hey, in Ka-nay-dia wii habbing until April 30 - sowwy)
u…
talking in lol awl teh tym
u…
jinx!
unnerwares mended wif pins ’stead ov so-ing
veree hungry kidlets (”Mawm! Der’s nofing to eeting!”
w…
wishin cud stai home frum werk…….
x tra day off jus to plai on puter
yelling boss wundrin wut teh heck yr up to
zero $$$ pay check
dat seems to be teh result ob mos addictions!!! oh deerz