Pirate triplet

Pirate triplet Good triplet Youll never see Ninja triplet
sumtiems da ninjas will show yoo der eyez.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: cr250
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Pirate triplet Good triplet Youll never see Ninja triplet
sumtiems da ninjas will show yoo der eyez.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: cr250
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Kitteh and me – we haz a sekret.
We won’ts tell the other kitteh. Its just betweeen us.
Other kitty (non-winking one) iz already koncentrating on a bug or sumthin….
yu kan tellz mee!
no, reely!
otay, ah bin pashuntly waitin………..
maybe we can dans tew sumpin bai Free Dog Nite
//youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
yeah yeah yeah
ebbrywun is helpful
aim on deh rode tew shambala
dancin round wit teh symbals on deh paws
round n round
cling cling cling
happitail wrigglin roun
hoppin n boppin
ebbrybuddy hab a gud time
tweird press eated mai preeeeeveeeeeeus commint……ah had teh dans all goin on an awl………
song bai Three Dog Nite… (yew cin substitoooooot kitteh if it makes yew happy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
we’s on teh rode tew shambala
how dus teh lite shine on teh rode tew shambala
twirly
twirly
clang teh symbals on de paws
clangeddy clangeddy
slinkie to teh rite
slinkie to teh left
an a gud time wuz had by awl
cumgratshoomayshumz, Human of teh Cookie!
yu wunts a rum foar pirate theme?
Little kitty kan haz milk, though….He be busy steeling hearts. (Cooks them later wid sum nice fava beans).
otae, sowndz gud! nao…wut danse yu wunt?
Eeeewww…
idansdansdans, i kno u liek 2 dansdansdans, but plz to be gettin shorter name. Big wrdz confruze meh. OHHH! Search potter puppet pals on utube. also, Falling Inside the Black by Skillet iz AWSOME! on utube again, if u has time, search Hollrisster — Look for SAM’s PLAYHOUSE on the list. is almost the funniest. then look 4 LUNCHBOX! and then…. FREAK IN DA LOCKER!!
LOL! hearts, rice and fava beans! this comment has everthing folks! A gross out hidden in a cute image… I bow to u Cookies Human
hmmmmmmm nice fava beans, but rice werks tew………..
Silence of the Lambs reference…sweet!
Whut happened on the preevyius pikshur – the little kitty on the little bed…..”comment form unavailable” ?!?!?!?! Who be flying this muthership? The one time I komes klose to having a splort, and there’s no comments allowed…I had to hold my brane in by myself (huzband sed he be too buzy to hold my brane in for me….). Good niights, little sleeping kitty. Wish you kould sleep wid me.
ai noes! id wuz lyk taht frum teh instant it goteded awn teh frunt payg! nawt fare!!!!!!!!!
oops, sowwy. dunt wanna wayk teh bebbeh kitteh up!
Poor poor Cookie’sHuman! Yoo had tew preevent splort solo? Dat soe trajikul! Heer, yoo can has cookies shaped liek tree-toed sloffs.
Dat bedderer?
Amen. That kitteh is adorabels. Thees kittehs nyse too, but dat kitteh, smooooooo!
Mebbeh teh paowurz dat B d sydid taht eet wear 2 danjruz 4 teh splortin alarum eben?? sew dey did dun an dood der bess 2 pertekt uz..?
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oar mebbeh dey juss zkrewd up!!
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tew mek up 4 teh lak – eye sumjezt awl azzembul @ teh Tybooteek 2 kommizzyrayt an sip martoonies an nomm teh choklittz. B cos am teh sayf en biro enment wif teh CCC an teh noo stylee bayvin kapz clowz 2 hadn 4 merjun C EEEEs. an der awl kan sujjezt whut wunnurfool nawt sekkund commintz tehy wood haf maed.
An dat wai – eef teh oe sew kyoot kitteh waekz up an aktimbaytz hisself, wii wheel B pree paired!!
Smurt oar whut?
Oar nawt!
Aaaaaaaargghhh! Mi harties!
heh heh
funni, Ambercat! did you like my mashed potato casarole? what did u end up making from the ingredients in your fridge?
Ai lyks teh sown ob yur casrole verree much, Ai’s goin to sayv it fore teh “gud” beef. Ai cukked teh dysed pork, wit carrots an beens. Ai had it wit potty toes yesterdai an noogles todai. Wus ok, but nuffink speshul
sounds good for you
nyce and hartii
Bud ai onlee see Ware deh third guy?
Third kitteh be taking the pikshur.
If you seed da fird kitteh, it mean you deth!
Cause . . . him’s ninja.
stelf…ninjah kitleh haz it
ai iz gud kitteh
no, reely!
Top kitteh see ok affer uze ub ai-dropps
tawp kitteh don look sew gud, if u ask mee!
new kitteh babeh eyes open slowly over a few days tyme
Kitteh sez “ai be feine!”
Winky kitteh sez: “Hay, watchit wif teh grapefoot joose, willa?”
ai fort it wuz frum teh lemon ai squeeeeeeeeeezed in mai aice teas!! yeowwwwwwwwwwwww
It coulda been. I was bizzy doin teh dished at teh time and skwirtin dish sope, which rickoshayed off MaryO’s teacups wif teh handpainted flours and such.
ai wunder wut trezurz seh will find in peroooooooo? ai cuddn see who was on her update list, but aim shur yew got her pix? seh is teh cutie pie…… ai wantz pix of ebbrywun…….. well maybe nawt….is fun tew hab teh secrit embodiement……. oh wells as we gets to noes each udder
Pix? No. How does I get them?
duz seh hab yr email address? ai fink seh wuz using cheezfrens emails to send updates. are yew on der? yew cud send me yr email address to mclaughlin1950@yahoo.com and i wud fwd………
tihs iz mai liddul brudder
hez otae
but wii myt wunt tew kik him owt befoar club meeting beginz
but what if he tell mama-cat awn yew an she sez ya gotz to inklood da lil kittehbrudder in yoar klub?
Mama kittehs R lyke taht——Yeah, tehy R….
tehn, umb…ai noes! wii akyooz him ov tadduling! iz nawt lyk wii beet him up oar ennyfing…
Tawp kitteh is cawled Isiah…
*Sploooooooooooooooooooooooooort*
*KLONK*
oh deer!
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!*
OWT OV TEH WAE! CCC, CUMING THU!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy sweep!*
*scoopy scoopy scoopy scoop!*
*pat pat pat*
ai gibbs yu a nise yelloh swimming kap
*tug tug tuuuuug!*
*tuk tuk tuk*
nao just lay bak awn tihs nyse kowch adn snoggle up wif tihs nyse green blanky adn noms awn tihs nyse possum shaypeded choklit adn dwik down tihs nyse hawt choklit! bedder, nao, tidmum?
“snoggle”? “SNOGGLE”? xkyoos me, maiself, but ai tink ai meen “snorgle”!
Teehee!
‘cap’ ai mented.
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Skuse me tew-ai sed lello bafing ‘cat’
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Mai sleep deprivayshun an keybord full ob crums an terbacco-let me show yew dem!
An ai sed ‘chikklit’ nawt ‘chokklit’
Do’h!!!
dunt wurry, happenz tew ebbrywun! lyk ai sed, ai sed “snoggle” wen ai ment “snorgle”
No 1 in particular….. Yu iz TWINS!!! Yaaay!!!
Soree… iz a seecrit??? * Shhhh.. I wunt tell*
Moob along ebreeone… Nufing to see heer!!!
heem ar juss tryin 2 surrownd uz!!
eye senz teh dee Vee yuz plawt hachin!
.*hmmmm*
wunner witch wun am teh bownzur at noplayzinpartikulur??
an wai wud tehy nead teh bownzur??
diz plawt gitz moar conbowlooted wif eech noo tern!!
* gowz awf muttrin* bin wochin tew mush gawlf! mebbeh neadz 2 ly daon…..
Wathcin de gawlf spoylz meny napz.
xkyoose me? did yu just call mee a “he”?
sowwy tew currekt yum but ai am a “she”
Hmmmm… Itz unjoosual fer a bownzer 2 beez a GURL!!!
*Goez awf mutterin* nawt bin wochin ’nuff gawlf!!
Luks 4 Tee Bee Gide…
Ratz.. Dis las weeks!!
sawree No1iP.
Mebbeh eye cud sai ‘hiya’ 4 yew insted eef it mex yew happee.
den eye kan sai:
eef eye mex No1iP mad enuff – hiya wheel B angree nuff 2 B teh gud bownzur!!
bownzee bownzee bownz!!
Terbacco!
. Iz so bad fur yu.
an fore teh pooter keebord!
Ai noe
But ai lurves a liddle smokee stik tew halp me calm down.
Ai dussnt hab az mennee as ai yoosed tew.
da smokin stawpin is teh sooper hard. i had tew try like 4 tymes, i fink. den wun time, the quiting stuck and i hav not smoked in three years.
u can do it. u will b healthier and in the end calmer without awl da ups and downs of nicotine addiction…
and ur such a nice lady, I’m shore aniwun wood lend u a can of compressed air
Well dun princess mu.3 yeerz iz eggsellent.
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Ai wants tew stop,an ai hab awlreddy cutted rite down.
Ai gettin a pointment at teh Dokkers tew see teh ’stawp smokin Nurse’
soon.Ai haz teh wurries bowt puttin awn eeben moar wait an beein teh
meenie an nastee laidee wib teh wivdrawal symptums.Ai krankee enuff
sum daiz.
goodluck Tidmum! (and thank u). c n da stawp smokin nurse is a gude idea. Mai nice DR Christina gav mi da welbutrin tew help mi stawp and nawt b pi**ed awf alladatyme. each purrson can react diferently tew dees meds.
In mi kase it was kinda funni aftur da fact. i had a reation tew da pills and felt sew dizzy and ill all that caturday and funday dat bi mundai i new da majority ov da nicotine was out of my blud. since i was tew ill to really crave a cigarette, I just didnt smoke anymore after i stops the pills. alsew i was by myself a lot as my roomate was busy for about two weeks. I only had to keep my little mouff shut at work. sew i think that wen the time is rite you will be able to do it (in one way or another – your way
)
Well dun, mai princess. Yu R an inspearashun.
I 2, wuz on wellbutrin 4 awile, but had probs wif it. I gottid mad an stawped EBREYFING… Nicotine, caffeine, aspartame…an sum fings I wont minshun!!
Teh point iz. Wen yore redy… Yu will stawp..
In yore own tyme…
I stawped muh smokin six years ago wehn cost went up to over $4.00 per pack (um, er, dat would prolly be about 1 pound nowadays) I used der patch, I had the wellbutrin to prevent the many horrific murders dat mite hab okkure udderwyze, I stopped playin darts fer the season, and it werked. Evey day I putted the $* dat I din’t spend on smokes inna box and after a year I got muhself a nice canoe.
now I hasta werk on the drinkin an swearin an flirtin an start exercisein and going to church and and and… nebbe mind
may as well pack it in, den!!
Dey tolded mees I had teh lungs canser, dats how I quitted. Den dey told me was just fungal infection. Dat was bad Christmas, dat year. I fot I was toasteses!
I’s ok now, tho, an not smokeded for over one years now.
Dint nobuddy putz de fun in fungus needur. gud yu kwit de ciggeez.
Congrashoolashuns, DchDT. Wut a wai to habbing to quit. Ai berree glad u R helfee nao.
Ai quitted ‘bowt twenny yeers ago – twas mah da (n CC) dat halped mii, eben doh hims passed on a yeer erliur.
Ohhh! Fankyew fer saybin me N1IP. Ai wuz feline awl feek an weeble an diddnt noes iffen ai ebber wud get up agen.
*snuggles awl warm an safe in teh green floofy blankee,sips teh delishuss hawt chikklit,an noms awn teh chokklit possum*
*wow dis lello bafing cat shure gonna keep teh braynses in sayfe*
Feline mush bedder nao fankyew.
Oh,dere, ai wuz 20 minutz tu lait tu heop de gurl detektif wif de CCC. Nd it semez she nyew heer. did gud jawb tho. Last pikshur , nawt cud commint, ai wuz awl purpair wif 1950 baving cap. oops. rubur shredz nd nawt enuf duktaip ina hole whirld tu fikz it. Pitty. It wur vintij cloze aitem.
Happeenes Sunnyday tu awl.
Happee Sunnyday tew yew gmwgs
Heer ,ai fownded yew a beeyotiful 1950’s baving cap, in pristeen condisshun.
Look.It gots teh luffly green flowers an leavez awn it tew match yaw green shuze.
Wayt a minnit…Hav yew got 2 shuze oar 1 shue an 1 slipper awn?
Bofe slippurrz tudai. Nawt putz awn de shuze atawl. Wuz so embaras! Huzbum sez if n e wun notis sai hab owee fut nd cant ware de shu. Sum peepz can fink up de laiz so fast.
Noe needz tew be imbarrissed.Ai wored mai jumper insyde owt tew
portint meetin lass week!!!
Ai wore de nikkurs saidwaiz . Nawt noze haow tu dres hurslf.:oops:
yew an me bofe!!
Odd soks, upside down drawers, insyde owt bra -ai dus tehse awn a
reglar basis.
Dats why ai bleebs in Pyjama’s fer awl day warin!!
Berree cumfy-Ai haytes been trussed up lyke a chikkin in constriktin
clobes awl dai.
Ai wud deklare Ebree dai a Pyjama dai if it wuz praktikkle.
Iz otae bai me. Yu iz intitle. Yu hab distrakshunz. fur me iz a sine ub demensha.
oar mebbeee a liddle tew mushhhhhhhh tew drink…… (nawt yew!!!!!)
Iffen yo kittehs wants muh hep wif yer cloves, yew jes call owu my name. I’ll come runnin. I has had years experients removeing dem cloves so I oughta be purty gud at puttin dem bak awn.
It mite take me a liddle while while whilst I stares at dis and dat an tries to figgur out wut goes ware. But Ise certain I kin git it rite evenchually.
Ai sekkund dat emoshun!
I weared mai bunni slippiez 2 volunteer last week.. Wuz SEW embarased
I gess we iz awl jus — FUN to watch!!!
sew, tidmum. are yew teh next tew goes awn teh whirld trabels? goin tew egypt?
Nah.Nawt Me. Argate iz bowt as far az ai shall get dis yeer.
hmmmmmmmmm mah memry, can yew find it?
prolly runnin rown teh gardin wib myne.
Argate-At teh end of Ar gardin path!!
oh welllz at leasht itsh in gud cumpny………. wai ish ai lispin??
ai lukked bak fru teh lols an its Cookies Human goin on tew whirld trabels next.
*gets notebook out fer teh quizzin*
fank yew frum savin me frum gooooglink Argate…. cudda bin sumware egggsotik in TTI………… but ai gess it is! teh most speshul plais……..home wit teh kittlins an assortid humins
Yup.Mush eezier tew hab a few nyce dai trips tew Longleat
Safari Park,Legoland an teh Seaside etc.
Untils we can afford an “All inclusive” hollyday,ai nawt want tew be doin cookin an cleanin wehn ai sposed tew be habbin a rest.
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Akshully,Mr T.M an I r hoapin tew go up tew Scotland fer a long
weekend-Mah Sissy werks up der,an haz a beyootiful house
oberlukkin Loch Ness.We jess gotta ty in wiv her werkin weeks an bak hoam in Wiltshire weeks.
Mah udder Sissy owes me a weeks Kidcare.Ai had her boi wen
she went tew Sharm- el-Sheik lass munf.Paybak tyme!!!
yew gots plans!! it will cum togedder wen is redi
ai jus found out teh IRS is sendin me big buXX………yippee. ai mus make
plans for teh next whirld trabel!!
akshully ai wants to cum to TTI sumtime to dew sum ob teh jeannelology…….. my ggf (grategranpa) did lots ob teh work an ai been followin up……. lots ob Handleys in TTI. ai has tew see ware dems libbed!!
Yu wuznt arownd in de 50z so nawt noze teh flowrz nd leefz nawt inbented yet own de swim capz. Just plane nd dey dint eben kepe yur hare drai needur. dis wun sownz much bettur. fankz.
Yew welkum gmwgs.
Dis a majik baving cap.Keeps in teh splorts,Keeps teh hare dry an makes
yew hab a happy wen yew warin it.
ai iz…sum wun u noes…if yu kant figyur it owt, go tew teh last Happycat/Ceiling Cat pikshur adn scroll neer teh bottum!
Wint runnun orf tu fined klu, finking it mite be a Nancy Ai noze purrsunal. got freezee nd cudnt get tu botum fur lawng tiem. It wurnt but jus owld N1iP duin dubbul dootee wif 2 naimz. Wuz a littul disapoint but she shud be werking newai. (Iz mai dortur)
wut doo yu meen, iz unlee mee? aiz nawt gud enuff foar yu oar sumting?
:l
ai sowwy tew b meen…iz prolly just phun. but still, it hertz mai feelingz…
Oh mai gudness!!!
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SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!1!!!11!!
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I hasnt bin awn sins dai-b4-caturday, an I coms bak an finds teh kyootest serees ov pictures!
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an I’z tirud, an achee, an all danzed owt, an now, mai branez are going to end up on teh floor, teh walls, teh furniture – basicully ebberywhere.
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I’z jes gonna sit ober heer in teh cornur an enjoi teh pics.
CCC, CUMING THRU!
otae, furst, gotta get teh brayns offa teh floar adn bak in teh hed
*sweepy sweepy sweepy sweep*
*scoopy scoopy scoopy scoop*
*pat pat pat*
nao, heerz a nyse purpul swimming kap
*tug tug tuuuuuuuuuuugg!*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk*
*kwak kwak kwak kwak*
nao just lay bak awn tihs nyse kowch adn heerz a nyse bloo blanky adn yu kan noms tihs nyse choklit adn heer, dwink down tihs nyst lubbly cocoa! bedder nao, PB2K?
Ai haz sum cookies left ober, dem’z in teh shape ov bebeh sloths. Heer yoo goes. There there, PB2K
o fank yoo bery bery mush, Werdycnan!!!!
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teh blankee an teh choklit an teh hawt choklit ar mush full ov win. I’z shur to recober nisely nao!
Yeah, very kewts todey.
Oh, PB2K , we hurreez rite obur wif de CCC fur yu tu. heer, letz pikz up doze brane, tuk bak in, pat, pat. Taip, taip, We gotz maor dem lello baving capz?Heer yu goze. Naow haz sum naize cocoz and rapz up ina naize floofy blanky. Yu felez bettur sune.
Oh, furgotz teh chonklit. Yu wantz the aminal shapee kined oar de speshul drak wif rassperry filling?
Raspberry filling. Alwais. In choklate; in pastries.
oh fank you, too gwgs!!! Yoo an Werdycnan ar amazink CCC helppuurrrs.
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I’z gonna snuggle unner teh blankees (iz kold todai in meeshigun – we eben had teh snow! – nawt so grate akshully, DO NOT WANT!) and drink mai choklit and nom awn then choklit wif raspburree filling.
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Yum – I’z feelink bedder alreddy!
Ai gotted cawt in a Hailstorm an funder n litenin wen ai owt walkin teh goggiez tewdai.
Pollyanna sed “DO NOT WANT”, an Mungo sed “HOME NAO!!”
Der paw liddle fayces
yis, ai tole bro-in l cum awai frum teh Meneappuls. He tu owld tu be shuvel de snoze. maibe Ai shudnt sai , iz abowt 85 heer yesdy nd todai. Yu cumz , cud hab naice bbqt oar sumfing. jus nawt at mai mess haus.
Razzleberrees on da cheezcaek am gud tu!
adn awn da peanutz buddir sammiches
AHoy me maties! Wii arr teh pyeruts uv Qte!!! Yu hav NO chans against such Qteness!
ai luv oranj kittehs!! *smoooch*
Gudness! Dere haz ben a unuzual amount of kyootness sinse Caturday, I bleev! So mani kittens, o so CUTE ones! One sleepin’ in a bed in da cutest way I hav eva seen, dese little baby kittens, happycat kitten, computeh kitten holdin’ down buttons, all of ‘em! It iz wonder dat whole communiti didn’t SPLORT!
Also, why r da commentz off on da kitten in da ‘Just Right’ picture?
Nowun knos! Is a mistree!
Maibe gib us tiem tu goze tu chruch aftur awl dat Son ub CC????Ai dint.
Ise guess that the big burgers took a looksee at dat pitchur and decided that if dey let comments occur there’d be a purrfect splort storm and brains all ober the lot, so to protect us dey prevent comments and hentz, splorts. We would hate to see the result of a brain mixup, wut wuld happen if No1werdinycnparticularan ended up wif muh brain or kafleens got mixt up with yers? Pandemonium!
Dem very kewts, yes.
waht kinda sox duz pirate kitteh ware?
Arrrrrggyles!
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Mai nawt sekund cheezburgers!! Fank yew!
awwwwwwwww is sew sad tat teh izznt teh real burgers…….. yew wud have had minni bai now!! we shud maik it reglar to use sum kind of burglerknowledgement……….. sry
Iz okay. Ai iz bery, bery new, so Ai’z jus sited to be gettin teh burgers, iz awl.
heeers sum more for yew cus yew is a gud member ob teh team!!
{{{{CK}}}}
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Fank yew, Jamamakitty!
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ai dun’t noes, wut kina sox demz ware?
nebbermind………… wish ai had noed dat anser!! arrrrgggggggggggg
Ai dunno.Whut kynd ob sox duz pirate kitteh ware?
Ai’s still waytin fore somwun to aks me wy teh kitteh’s cawled Isiah….
Why is teh kitteh cawled Isiah?
Cus wun iys hiah tahn teh odder!
Tankyuvverreemuch, Ai’s heer awl week. Trai teh tryp!
Ambercat – dat silly gaves me a smyle @@@@@@@@@
try teh tryp gaves me more smile
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I iz werkin’ on dat… haz a promb…prob,… canst figger oust. Nawt sekkondly I thawt U wuz guuna sez “call me Ishmael”
ai is kinda obt22222s sumtimes………din’t relize ter wuz teh big plan……. gotta catch me a lil earlier in teh day ( or not )
ware iz pirate kitteh’s liddlie buccaneers?
Teh buks awn teh bukshelf,an himz eerz awn ttop ob himz hed.
awn his buccan hed!
*snikker*
Gigglol
U gotz teh “cat-beret” lisense 4 ur act
Ai has teh Eh-kitteh card!
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sums1 gonna catch awl ub us wif teh big net, reel soon…..iz laffin’ liek loon on teh keyboard
oh noes………. noa ai has to watch fer dah net an mai boss toooo!!! ah almos said teh net on top of mai boss to….. now dat wud take care of it!!
an doan furgit to tip ur cow, I meen watetress
In som playses, is teh saym ting!
wuz dat u at teh nex tabl ober tonitez? mai wuz a heifer-rilla
unner himz buckin hat!
Tawp Ketteh sez “Hai Bebe . . . owz U doing?”
Stop steppin’ on ur brover…
Ai think pirate triplet maed Ninja wawk teh plank.
roflol
Ai jes needz a commnt 2 ck mai tyme diffrenc
Kitteh onna taupe be wynkyng knoewinglee adn cunspiratorilee bout sumfin hims haz planneded;
Butt hims wil nawt reveel wut iyt iz.
Sistre onna bauddom remaynes klooless.
Mus bees sumfin tu doo wif hims pyrate-shyp, becuz hims sez kwite auften:
“Avast, me hartees adn me buckoes! Wher’s mai paurrot? Har, Har!!”
Adn: “Les geyt dat plank aowt, iyn cayse sumwun hasta waulk iyt!!”
Adn: “Wher’s mai wuuden peg-leg adn blak eiye-patch?”
piccytur won lode on mai puter :’(
For some unknown reason, i cannot see the photograph…I am sad.
Try anovver browser. It are worf it!