Pirate triplet
Pirate triplet Good triplet Youll never see Ninja triplet
sumtiems da ninjas will show yoo der eyez.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: cr250
« Previous just right. | Conversion to anime: 11% complete Next »
156 Comments »
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Kitteh and me - we haz a sekret.
We won’ts tell the other kitteh. Its just betweeen us.
Other kitty (non-winking one) iz already koncentrating on a bug or sumthin….
yu kan tellz mee!
no, reely!
otay, ah bin pashuntly waitin………..
maybe we can dans tew sumpin bai Free Dog Nite
//youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
yeah yeah yeah
ebbrywun is helpful
aim on deh rode tew shambala
dancin round wit teh symbals on deh paws
round n round
cling cling cling
happitail wrigglin roun
hoppin n boppin
ebbrybuddy hab a gud time
tweird press eated mai preeeeeveeeeeeus commint……ah had teh dans all goin on an awl………
song bai Three Dog Nite… (yew cin substitoooooot kitteh if it makes yew happy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
we’s on teh rode tew shambala
how dus teh lite shine on teh rode tew shambala
twirly
twirly
clang teh symbals on de paws
clangeddy clangeddy
slinkie to teh rite
slinkie to teh left
an a gud time wuz had by awl
cumgratshoomayshumz, Human of teh Cookie!
yu wunts a rum foar pirate theme?
Little kitty kan haz milk, though….He be busy steeling hearts. (Cooks them later wid sum nice fava beans).
otae, sowndz gud! nao…wut danse yu wunt?
Eeeewww…
LOL! hearts, rice and fava beans! this comment has everthing folks! A gross out hidden in a cute image… I bow to u Cookies Human
hmmmmmmm nice fava beans, but rice werks tew………..
Silence of the Lambs reference…sweet!
Whut happened on the preevyius pikshur - the little kitty on the little bed…..”comment form unavailable” ?!?!?!?! Who be flying this muthership? The one time I komes klose to having a splort, and there’s no comments allowed…I had to hold my brane in by myself (huzband sed he be too buzy to hold my brane in for me….). Good niights, little sleeping kitty. Wish you kould sleep wid me.
ai noes! id wuz lyk taht frum teh instant it goteded awn teh frunt payg! nawt fare!!!!!!!!!
oops, sowwy. dunt wanna wayk teh bebbeh kitteh up!
Poor poor Cookie’sHuman! Yoo had tew preevent splort solo? Dat soe trajikul! Heer, yoo can has cookies shaped liek tree-toed sloffs.
Dat bedderer?
Amen. That kitteh is adorabels. Thees kittehs nyse too, but dat kitteh, smooooooo!
Mebbeh teh paowurz dat B d sydid taht eet wear 2 danjruz 4 teh splortin alarum eben?? sew dey did dun an dood der bess 2 pertekt uz..?
.
oar mebbeh dey juss zkrewd up!!
.
tew mek up 4 teh lak - eye sumjezt awl azzembul @ teh Tybooteek 2 kommizzyrayt an sip martoonies an nomm teh choklittz. B cos am teh sayf en biro enment wif teh CCC an teh noo stylee bayvin kapz clowz 2 hadn 4 merjun C EEEEs. an der awl kan sujjezt whut wunnurfool nawt sekkund commintz tehy wood haf maed.
An dat wai - eef teh oe sew kyoot kitteh waekz up an aktimbaytz hisself, wii wheel B pree paired!!
Smurt oar whut?
Oar nawt!
Aaaaaaaargghhh! Mi harties!
heh heh
funni, Ambercat! did you like my mashed potato casarole? what did u end up making from the ingredients in your fridge?
Ai lyks teh sown ob yur casrole verree much, Ai’s goin to sayv it fore teh “gud” beef. Ai cukked teh dysed pork, wit carrots an beens. Ai had it wit potty toes yesterdai an noogles todai. Wus ok, but nuffink speshul
sounds good for you
nyce and hartii 
Bud ai onlee see Ware deh third guy?
Third kitteh be taking the pikshur.
If you seed da fird kitteh, it mean you deth!
Cause . . . him’s ninja.
stelf…ninjah kitleh haz it
ai iz gud kitteh
no, reely!
Top kitteh see ok affer uze ub ai-dropps
tawp kitteh don look sew gud, if u ask mee!
new kitteh babeh eyes open slowly over a few days tyme
Kitteh sez “ai be feine!”
Winky kitteh sez: “Hay, watchit wif teh grapefoot joose, willa?”
ai fort it wuz frum teh lemon ai squeeeeeeeeeezed in mai aice teas!! yeowwwwwwwwwwwww
It coulda been. I was bizzy doin teh dished at teh time and skwirtin dish sope, which rickoshayed off MaryO’s teacups wif teh handpainted flours and such.
ai wunder wut trezurz seh will find in peroooooooo? ai cuddn see who was on her update list, but aim shur yew got her pix? seh is teh cutie pie…… ai wantz pix of ebbrywun…….. well maybe nawt….is fun tew hab teh secrit embodiement……. oh wells as we gets to noes each udder
Pix? No. How does I get them?
duz seh hab yr email address? ai fink seh wuz using cheezfrens emails to send updates. are yew on der? yew cud send me yr email address to mclaughlin1950@yahoo.com and i wud fwd………
tihs iz mai liddul brudder
hez otae
but wii myt wunt tew kik him owt befoar club meeting beginz
but what if he tell mama-cat awn yew an she sez ya gotz to inklood da lil kittehbrudder in yoar klub?
Mama kittehs R lyke taht——Yeah, tehy R….
tehn, umb…ai noes! wii akyooz him ov tadduling! iz nawt lyk wii beet him up oar ennyfing…
Tawp kitteh is cawled Isiah…
*Sploooooooooooooooooooooooooort*
*KLONK*
oh deer!
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!*
OWT OV TEH WAE! CCC, CUMING THU!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy sweep!*
*scoopy scoopy scoopy scoop!*
*pat pat pat*
ai gibbs yu a nise yelloh swimming kap
*tug tug tuuuuug!*
*tuk tuk tuk*
nao just lay bak awn tihs nyse kowch adn snoggle up wif tihs nyse green blanky adn noms awn tihs nyse possum shaypeded choklit adn dwik down tihs nyse hawt choklit! bedder, nao, tidmum?
“snoggle”? “SNOGGLE”? xkyoos me, maiself, but ai tink ai meen “snorgle”!
Teehee!
‘cap’ ai mented.
.
Skuse me tew-ai sed lello bafing ‘cat’
.
Mai sleep deprivayshun an keybord full ob crums an terbacco-let me show yew dem!
An ai sed ‘chikklit’ nawt ‘chokklit’
Do’h!!!
dunt wurry, happenz tew ebbrywun! lyk ai sed, ai sed “snoggle” wen ai ment “snorgle”
No 1 in particular….. Yu iz TWINS!!! Yaaay!!!
Soree… iz a seecrit??? * Shhhh.. I wunt tell*
Moob along ebreeone… Nufing to see heer!!!
heem ar juss tryin 2 surrownd uz!!
eye senz teh dee Vee yuz plawt hachin!
.*hmmmm*
wunner witch wun am teh bownzur at noplayzinpartikulur??
an wai wud tehy nead teh bownzur??
diz plawt gitz moar conbowlooted wif eech noo tern!!
* gowz awf muttrin* bin wochin tew mush gawlf! mebbeh neadz 2 ly daon…..
Wathcin de gawlf spoylz meny napz.
xkyoose me? did yu just call mee a “he”?
sowwy tew currekt yum but ai am a “she”
Hmmmm… Itz unjoosual fer a bownzer 2 beez a GURL!!!
*Goez awf mutterin* nawt bin wochin ’nuff gawlf!!
Luks 4 Tee Bee Gide…
Ratz.. Dis las weeks!!
sawree No1iP.
Mebbeh eye cud sai ‘hiya’ 4 yew insted eef it mex yew happee.
den eye kan sai:
eef eye mex No1iP mad enuff - hiya wheel B angree nuff 2 B teh gud bownzur!!
bownzee bownzee bownz!!
Terbacco!
. Iz so bad fur yu.
an fore teh pooter keebord!
Ai noe
But ai lurves a liddle smokee stik tew halp me calm down.
Ai dussnt hab az mennee as ai yoosed tew.
da smokin stawpin is teh sooper hard. i had tew try like 4 tymes, i fink. den wun time, the quiting stuck and i hav not smoked in three years.
u can do it. u will b healthier and in the end calmer without awl da ups and downs of nicotine addiction…
and ur such a nice lady, I’m shore aniwun wood lend u a can of compressed air
Well dun princess mu.3 yeerz iz eggsellent.
.
Ai wants tew stop,an ai hab awlreddy cutted rite down.
Ai gettin a pointment at teh Dokkers tew see teh ’stawp smokin Nurse’
soon.Ai haz teh wurries bowt puttin awn eeben moar wait an beein teh
meenie an nastee laidee wib teh wivdrawal symptums.Ai krankee enuff
sum daiz.
goodluck Tidmum! (and thank u). c n da stawp smokin nurse is a gude idea. Mai nice DR Christina gav mi da welbutrin tew help mi stawp and nawt b pi**ed awf alladatyme. each purrson can react diferently tew dees meds.
In mi kase it was kinda funni aftur da fact. i had a reation tew da pills and felt sew dizzy and ill all that caturday and funday dat bi mundai i new da majority ov da nicotine was out of my blud. since i was tew ill to really crave a cigarette, I just didnt smoke anymore after i stops the pills. alsew i was by myself a lot as my roomate was busy for about two weeks. I only had to keep my little mouff shut at work. sew i think that wen the time is rite you will be able to do it (in one way or another - your way
)
Well dun, mai princess. Yu R an inspearashun.
I 2, wuz on wellbutrin 4 awile, but had probs wif it. I gottid mad an stawped EBREYFING… Nicotine, caffeine, aspartame…an sum fings I wont minshun!!
Teh point iz. Wen yore redy… Yu will stawp..
In yore own tyme…