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Pweez to turning off lite nao. Kthx.
wow, congrats on ur sekund nawt sekund on teh frunt page!
Fanks! Whadda dai!
and what danz wud you like?
teh midnight wallz?
mebbe we should danz in the nawty barn for dis one… more space for de lyne danzing!
Sownds gud! Lotta udder peeps allreddee inna nawty barn onna “Git down Mistur Prezudint” fred, so let’s join tehm!
I fink we need to getz da CCC…. dere’s gonna be some splorting here.
*puts on CHRGwDOI*
KYOOOT.
but Goldiloks-kitteh shud hav teh gold loks - she shud be a orinj kitteh
still much kyuut tho
*tew tew kyoot* DO WANT!!!!!!!
teh…teh commintz awr wurkin nao? YAY!
*KAA-SSSSSSSLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!11!*
nao ai kan fynally let teh sport owt taht ai hab ben holdin in foar so lawg!
CCC! CCC! CCC! HALP!
N1IP!!!1! U can heering meh? Hold awn.
*sweep swepe sweepity*
*scoop scoopittee scoop*
*kaplop n tuk tuk tukitte da braynes bak in* Mai! Der be alot ob dem!
*rummij rummij inna CCC*
Oh heer’s a lubbly 1950s baving cap wif blu flowrs onnit - u liek?
*tug tug n SNAAAP, n do up dah strap*
Der U go, werdycnan, almos gud az new. Heer’s a fllooffy blu softee blankee to matching ur baving cap, n hawt chawlit wif whipt creem n chawlkit sprinklees. Wud joo liking a skunk-shaped chawlit tew? Heer u go!
Jus rest fur awhiel n y be allbedder soon.
tanx, 4.5kittehs! ai luvs teh choklit skunx dn teh hawt choklit adn teh bloo blanky adn teh bloo flowery 1950 braving kap (ebbn tho ai’m nawt shur what it iz, beesyds sumfing tew put awn teh hed tew prevent splortage!)
Taht’s it! It will containing teh splortage fur u, eben doe nawt 2 gud at keeping hare dri. Prettee 2.
congrads on ur nawt sekund….waht kynda dans wuld u like?
Lien dans! Cee up above in fred.
i know this should be in lolcatz speak but that is just tooo damn cute!!
U can speek in lolcat or English - we’re bilingual!
Welcome to ICHC!
adn sum peepz habs a miks ov bofe!
Kitteh looks like famus Chessie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chessie.jpg
Chessie
Tessie, dat was eggszactly wut Ai wuz tinking! ATSF choo-choo mascot!
yep, looks lyke she was layd off bai csx. no longer ridin da raylz. sad rlly.
I gots mah satin pillow,
mah blankee, and
mah pinkee lub bug.
I can sleeps nao, and dreem ov whriled domination.
“pinkee, R yoo finking whut ahm finking?”
Do I hears musik playing?
I fink so Brayne, but the burlaps chafes mees so.
Goodnite, Sleeptite, and doan let teh bed bugs bite.
Iffs they do, taek a shoo, and nom dem till they’re black and bloo.
nom dem wif a shoo? teh shoo haz a mouf oar sumfing?
Nawt reely, butts I cudn’t get mouf, nom, and bloo to wurk togebber.
I pleed artistic license wif added playgerism.
Bebeh kitteh forgets to remove her white eyeliner before going to beds.
Kitteh nawt awfrade iyf 3 bearses cums bak; her wil charme dem wif hers xtreem kyootness.
Iyf bearses bees able tu splort, dey wil den.
Aftur dey falls unner her spel, dey wil du hers byddyng, wutebber hers wunts.
Her can haz enny ov teh beds, chayres, oar dynner bowlls, etc.
********KITTEH RULES***********
Um, CKK, wut R teh kitteh rules? U forgotted to list dem.
#1 Dunt let teh hyomenz tell yu wunt tew doo. yu own tehm, nawt teh ovver wae arownd!
#2 Eet what’s in yur bowl adn what’s in teh plant pot
#3…
#4 Find teh litest color ob clothing to sleeping on if u has dark fur, n vicee versa.
#5 Gro ur clawses az long az u can.
#6…
6. Insure that awl furballs land on carpet or bedspreads - never tile.
7. Stay in shape by never missing ur 3 AM race froo teh howse. Race ends wen hoomins r sufficiently awake.
8.
#9 bee shur tew noms awn teh hyoomanz pet burdee unlee wen tehre nawt hoem, tehn sae he runneded awae
#6 indulj in catnip till yu awr so hai, yu kant sii teh floar
#7 doo yur best tew mayk teh hyoomans splort ebbry dae!
#8 rest awn Caturday
#9. Nom ebberfing dat hassa flavahr
10. Blaym ebberfing on da goggie…
#3??? Seems to bee missing.
#3. Maek shur yoo play teh in-out-in-out-in-out-in-out teh door at LEEST fiev tiems ebree day!!!
Sorree, wut Ai meant wuz taht “kitteh iys supreme”; oar
“kitteh iys teh ruler”; oar “kitteh reigns”; sumfin liek dat;
(Iyf der rlly bees “Kitteh Rules”, or “Kitteh Regulations”, wutebber dey ar beats teh heck outta me!!!!!!!)
WOWSERS!!!!!!!!
Aul teh abuv Cheeze Frends haz awl teh RULES rlly nailed down!!!!!!!!
And dey din’t leeb ennyfing awt!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Most adorablest piksher ever. In histree.
>KABOOM<
OOps! Mah hed asploded from teh kyoot!
I fink dat deres a pea unner dis mattres.
Aww!! I love when kittens are small enough to allow us to do things like that to them! SO CUTE!