Ctrl Alt Delete cat
Ctrl Alt Delete cat needs sumone too huld alt
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Iz not easy wif tinypaws
So tru ob so mennee ting – teh tinoepner, for wun!
Hao yu wanna celerybramayt? R yu awn brekfast oar lunge tym? Cawfee or martoonees?!
Lunge tym here. Tofu sammidge and big glass water: go wild!
Is yu anodder cheezpeep form TeenyTinyIngerland?!
TeenyTinyScottischeland!
Cool! Tehn yu must kno Paws4Thot, he’s in Scawtlan too – an we awk=l kno teh UK is so smawl we awl knos eechudder!
All members of Clan McCheez!
I akshullee belong 2 deh clan cummingz. I wented 2 deh
Auld Sod in 1986. It wuz teh most bestest trip I eber had.
Wuz a 10 day coach tour uv deh highlandz.
Meny happee memreez. *sigh*
“Haste Ye Back!”
lower ur dang x-chanj rait adn iz comin!
(Scots haz disk-covereded teh kewr 4 teh commun koldz! i noes, cuz tehy guv itz 2 mii wen i wuz tehre)
Wii kan dans teh Scottishch!
NEbuddy noes hoaw it goez?
plz, martoonies, plz!
wid olibs, nawt olibs oyl
Congrats, Baroo, on yur not-sekkond!
I not be splorting over this tiny, computer-usin’ kitty – I jst be hopelessly in love, and wants to hug and kiss her. Kitty hair and other possssible….um, residues…. from kitty in da komputer can be dealt with later.
Ai has teh floofiest lappy EVAH! Certessy ob Amber – mai tayk som eksplaynin wen Ai has to giv it bak to werk! Tho mebbee nawt as much as teh porrij daon teh kees!
Thankz, CH!
It haz been observd that any keybored, when cleared out, yields EUO
(eyelash of unknown origin).
Perhps they come from Ctrl Alt Delete tinykittehs?
Nope. They come frum GAT-TA-CA.
Altho that culd be teh teeny tiney kitteh’s name.
Only Ceiling Cat knos fer sure. f.r.
*looks up GAT-TA-CA*
O mai! Teh teeny tiney GAT-TA-CA kitteh is inocent!
Nooo! Donut deleet teh pritee kitteh!
*SPLORT*
Ise here wif the CCC Ambercat! I has nebber dun dis afore so hole on. I has watche Tidmum often so I shir I kin fick you up.
*rummage inn CCC*
Tay heres a wysk brum an brain pan
*whish*
*Whisk*
*Whisk*
*scoop*
*scoop*
*scoop*
*kaflump der brains back inna post splort craiul kavitty*
*Tuck pack Tuck and pat*
um, er, ok, now I fink comes the duckkie tape.
No Wayte! Now comes ’50s baving cap (wiff cute lil flowers)
*Strech strech snap*
and now the dukky tapes
*rip rip rap rap rap*
um fuzzy floofie snuggie warm blanky and wut wut wut?
Hot choklit ob course and some lill chonklits fer nommin
Dey lil chonlits are suppose to be shaped like sumtin, Armadillo? Hedghog?
*Rummidge in the CCC*
I cain’t find the conklits u wayt here I’ll ax sumbody.
Heer! Ai haz a chawklit weezil in mai poket!
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o. it gawt a littul melty soe it’z moar like a chawklit wuzzle…
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Adn it gawt sum pokkit lintz awn it soe it’z moar like a chawklit fuzzle-wuzzle…
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Joo kan haz…
Mmmmmm! Chawkit fuzzee-wuzzees! Mai fayvrit! Nomnomnomnomnom! Tankyu, Woozled!
” fuzzeee wuzzee wuz a chawklet
fuzzee wuzzee wuz in poket”
claz finisheded, shopin dun
haus a mes butz oh wellz-
I feelz gud!
momcat
Tehy’re sposedta bee shaypeded liek teh possums.
Noebuddy’z eber complayned… I fink teh Chawklit iz moar ‘portimpt tehn teh aminiminul.
Youse brave ambercat, speshully fer wun so recent sported. I wusnt gonna stick muh han in dat pocket loking fer soetin gooey and sticky. Nosir.
Haloooo! MAI pokkit, fank joo… Ai fink teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled wood hav sumfing 2 sai abaowt ovver peeps reechin inta mai pokkits! Joo tryin 2 getz meh in teh trubbles?
Ai ass-hoomed yu wer serbin teh fuzzee-wuzzee choklits awn a silber platter!
ME? Trine ter git you in trubba? NOSIREEBOB! Also I has discovered ober the years dat trubba is less like if we keeps teh pockets above the knees. Plz to convey to the lubbly an charmin Mamazell Woozled dat she has nawt to werry from me.
Luk at teh bawtum ob teh lappy screen; taht pooters full ob bugs!
N lok unner da kitti nosz…C da froggee dat kitti
iz stalkin? Itz tryin 2 jup awaa
.
*soo gladz ai wuz preparred wif mai CHRG furr
all dis kuetnesses!!!1*
Ai didunt! Blaaaaargh! Ai am ded form teh kyoot!
No you don’t! Nawt after allah dat werk wif the CCC!
Sol wallops Ambercats sternum.
Live damn You (I lernt dat wus import from watchin ER)
begins chest compressions
(new guidelines say no mouf to mouf ne more – lucku Ambercat I has mawnin bref.)
I is nawt gonna call it.
Kompress
komprees …
Mebee mornin bref iz liek smellin salts?
One smell, and she perks rite up again.
mawnin bref is lyk smellin sumtin but nawt saltz. Wun whiff and she’d be in respritory failure as well.
burpz!! (at joo
Littel kitteh thot the “NumLk” button was for getting sunthing Nummy for teh tummy. Now the Nummies is all locked up.
o teh noes!
mebbe fot wuz teh NOM lok buttin
Wen mai kitteh warks across teh keebord mennee staynj and wundruss tings happun: She can tern teh pooter orf; rotayt teh screen (Ai’s dunno hao to do taht!); tern teh narraytor funkshun awn – Ai’s ekspektin to heer teh Stephen Hawkins-tipe-voyse sain “Cat-lyk typin detekted”
Amber’s IT skills; let me sho yu tehm!
oh Hai Ambercat……ai iz habbing a big prollum wiff Fluffy (roomies kittehz) ai lovz haer deerly, but she rilly rilly lovz to sleep awn teh lappytowp…..ai haz lerned to keep teh top clozed, but how ai getz awl dat stuff ouata teh keybord frum be fore she traned me ???
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(an ai hadda restor teh puter a cuppula tymes a day der fer a whil !)
Close yur iys, tehn blo! But be shor to close yur iys FURST!
Don’t forget to make a wish, too!
Iffs u gets awl teh stuffs owt wif one blow, ur wish will cum true!
… once u regain conshusness.
haow bout weiz sendz solester ober ta bref on u? Mornin bref caus instanmetn regain ub concious……
momcat
goes ta da electromics stor, deh haz deez kyoot lil kanz ub compressed ayr- getz kan n blowz da heck outada keyboard!
Iz alwso gud fur blown da ‘noying gascat fingies offa da keybord whenz himz deciez dat iz two stoopi to unda stand haow ta fixi fingz on da ‘puter!
oh hai Salleh! Iz weigh behinds, youz gottum hous, roomie, n kitti? da hole wurkds! Yeah Salleh!
momcat
hahahahahahahahahaaha I LOLD!
tech repair kitteh needz is tryn to fix ur bugz. iz failing right now. needz mor time. com bak l8r. kthxbai
iz gonna taek longer than we expected.
Will needs moar monies.
Will also accept cheezburgers.
a noo tyep uv mowse?? ware can i bye wun??
kitteh is latest vursion puter protectionz. uses pointy enz to keeps teh viruzs away
awwww lookit da floof!!!!! soooo kyoot!!!!! nd da tinee pawz!!!!! nd da nosie!!!!!!!!!!
oh noes!
halp splort immi…. emi….. gonn happ nou!!!!!
Whuff! 1 kwik glimpse ob dis kitteh and I put on 2 CHRGwdoi. The weels onna CCC will be smoking from dis one!
Oh Sawy baroo, gotz distract by extreem floffies. Conga ratiocinations fer yer Nawt Sekkund.! Beveridge? Choice of toons?
*runs in from teh wings wif swimming cap! Jams on baykon’s head — is strawberry!* saef fworm teh splort? am in times maybies?
fank u lil…..
that wuz to close fur cumfurt!!!!!!!!!
id liek a hawt chowklit anyhow? i kan halp wif ccc holdin blankees
Cyoot li’l kitteh
Needz ta reed ownurs manyul
Archie!1! Youse haz cum back az a kitteh!1! Mai liddle cockarouch, hous sweet!
Too jures gai Archie, too jures gai.
It maeks muh ver ver happy to see dat someone else is famibular wif the werx of one ob Amurkas bests poets, Don Marquis.
ah but but wotthehell wotthehell- there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai
Don Marquis rit up der wif ee cummings- sum ub ‘mericas bestest poets. maded gascat readz Don Marquis whenz him in hi skule- himz lubz it too!
momcat
I lubs me sum Don Marquis who 2 muh knoledge is the only syndicated poet in the histry ob Amurkin newspapers. I useta read Archie an Mehitabel to Esther sumtymes. Very romantical, har!
wut has I dun to desreb allah dese kittehs?
Kitteh needz teh onscreen keybored. But for to get teh start menoo, stil hasta prush Ctrl-Esc.
Iz a katch-twentee-twoo.
Or easier wit tiny paw, de window key. Butz dat like “any” key, no see key shaped like window!
WOOOHOOOOO!!!! Tiny Kitteh (dat’s his rl name) FINALLY gets on da site!
4 reel??? dis b ur kitteh?? him sooooo sweeeeet!!! wii b thanking yew
4 sharing him wif us. soooo much preshusnesses in such a tiny pakije!!
Cormgradulashingz!!!!
is not me kitteh, is one o frenz kitteh, we put the picher on the site, and sumone captioned it, but dis is awe-some
Schmooo 2 u.
Schmooo 2 ur fren.
Schmooo 2 Tiny Kitteh.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
fank yoo
Tell teh Cheezes so u will get credit fur ur awsum pikshur!
Happdh Dai fur U!!!
now, how I do that?
seez dis unda da RECAPTION comentz- jus email da burgers n awl will be well
Incorrect credit or offensive?
momcat
Akshully it luuks 2 meh lyke teh kitteh iz expressin hiz apinyun ov Winders Veesta bye expressin a poopee on teh puter….
No wonder it taeks so long to boot up wif Veesta.
spekin ub expressin- dis pitchur madz me fink ub dis immediatli!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
weiz awl sayz “cntrl P Print!” naow whenz weiz mads at ‘puter!
momcat
Ai lubbed dat! Nao Ai muzt taek hafaday adsobing Eddi Izzard clipz. Wuz mai nawt sekkund tyme ebber CN hymn.
Yew suppoze Tiny Kitteh tryed tew tipe ‘Jeff’, den chagned hymn mynd?
Eddie Izzard muhsd ob seen me awn mai compyooter. Dis am egg-saktly how ai am. Ai hab awlso had teh “little slip-up” ob nawt nowticin tat teh start button needs … 2 B started. Ai am teh 24- ower, 1-800 #, technikal suhport persuns persunal nite mare. Scairee
Ai awlwaies laffs til ai cri wen ai sea Eddie Izzard. He iz 2 much. ROFL.
Dank U fur teh link!!!!!
u awlz welcum!
I runned acroz eddie izzard bai accident wun nit…… badz misteak- wuz up two about 3 am watchn videamos n laffn hed off!
momcat
Pritee Wun’z Majjikk
Windo habz wawrm, jynormuss
shynee Windo Sill
Liddill Kitteh lubz
Prittee Wun’z Majikk Windo.
Eksellent 4 Napz
Maykz nyss hummeeng sownd
awwll t3h tyme. Eeben wen Pawz
poosh awn Klikkee Keez
Liddill Kitteh habz
fowndz himz brandz noo Speshull Playss.
Prittee Wun woan’tz mynd
Jack.
tihs mayks me think that all teh puter-slepin kittehs, besides teh luvvly warmness, lyk teh purrin soun tehy makes.
Ai lubz wen u mayk teh kittehz tawk abowt “Prittee Wun”, Jak. Elebenty billyun burgrz fr u!
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YAY, Jack! awl tehse burgerz awr foar yu!
awwwww
jak ur da bestest!
Ohkae, srsly, ai ken haf CHRG? Tht kitteh es sewww kyoot! Him ken frawlics awn mai keebord eny dai. Ai no ker bout blew skreen.
*rollz up wif CCC.
*rummijez arownd.
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heer ya go. Wii haf deh lubblee CHRG (wdoi) rite heer.
let mii hep u putting it on.
*pullz down snuglee.
*getz out deh duk tayp
*VRRIPPP.
*tapey, tapey,tapey.
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Dere ya go. yer sayf 2 b lukking at enny kettehz noaw.
Aw thnk yew sew mushhhh! Yew sayf mai lyfs!
Purrrhats iz silee kwestshun, mai Cween… but ar doze CHRG rly CH, ur dew teh figners onee maek teh wun innum luyk CH coz o doze figners stycan oop?
Ai am vry hapee RG veilabull wdoi, b’ai cunsurnd dez mai hab akshul CH untop. Awl doz figners steeken oop iz barrysin enoof!
(Iv de ar rly CH, cun Ai hab wun liek Roed Izlnd Rehd? Awayz wunted teh rehd harez.)
Hem jus tries tew googul goggie pikshur fur skratchen poast. Praktis fur punty ens tekneeks.
Dis kitteh luks jus liek mah kitteh Bitteh when she was a liddle kitlet. Ohhhh, da kyuteness………….ohhhhhh, da pane………….
*faints*
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
*kwikklee drgz CCC down frum iHKT.
Lukilee I wuz in deh naborhud.
Dis b lukinglike deh bad Splort ya got heer ChissehKitteh.
Wii needz deh Braynez Recubbery Vakkkuum Musheen.
*getz musheen out uv teh CCC & plugz it in.
*BRVM (it sez its name wen it runz.)
Dere–gotted awl deh branez at wunst.
noaw wii just get deh braynez out uv teh plastic braynez pan and tuking
dem into yer hed. Juest like so.
*getz a 1950s baving cap out.
*putz it on CH’s hed. & fasteningz deh chin strap.
heerz a cumfee blankke wif liddle flourz on it.
And sum chokklit possumz and a nice cup uv hot chokkklit wif whipped creme
adn chokklit sprinklz on top.
U rest noaw and u’ll b feline bedder soon.
Fank ew, Cweenmj! Nom, nom, nom….Da chokklit’s verrrry gud! An da flours on da blankie mach da flours on da baving cap! ” I feel pwettie, oh so pwettie!”
Aheeeheee
Lookit msg windoe on scrn
Mah frenz git msgs liek that sumtims
Cat-like restart
preventid
Kitteh’s wurk iys naow dun hear; her bees waulking offa teh jawb;
Pyooter haz totully crasheded adn iyt wil taik 10 strawng menses tu boot iyt bak up, becuz iytz cumpleatlee beyawnd teh realm ov tek suhpoart.
Fyrefaux, Xplorer, & alla Wyndoes ar rlly borked butt guud;
Enny othur proegrammes oar encryptid stuf be daown teh drayne az wel;
Kitteh sez; KTHXBAI!!!
*SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF-OOORRRRRTTTTTT!!!11!!!1!1!*
wutevr wuz left after Happycat, Son ov Ceiling Cat, iz gon nao!
CCC, plz!
umb…CCC, plz? Hello? ennybuddy?
NO WUN PAYZ ENNY ATTENSHUN TEW MEE!!!!
*wanderz off, lukking foar sawft blanky&choklit*
Aw, n1ip, Ai jest caem alung… Heerz a fuzzy blanky frum mai houz, haz poneez galopeing (dun tell mai 9yo Ai tuuk it frum her ruum)… Nawt a possum-shaped choklit, but yew kin hab bahr ov Lindt 70% drk… iz moar gud dande Lint Bar frum Salz pokkit.
Yew wundrd awai frum seen ov splort… dew Ai nied tew goe lurk fur lozt brayez?
noes, jamamakitty halpeded mee in teh next post. iz a liddle phunny hao taht happen, if yu wunts tew luk
Ai jes sawdem <3
Iz gud yore braynes nawt awl froo da freds!
Yew noe… Ai hoemskuuled mai nao 18yo 4abit. Axshulee had tew goe tew cort… dey sae ‘wii drp chrgz (nawt CHRG) eef yew putted hymn inna reglar skuyl (ai wuz teechen unnergradlings & rly had hymn dooin wrk, sew dey cuddn sai ‘edjcatshunal neglekt” … Ai shewd em whut hiz sheduel wuz. Awl dem sai waz… noe moar …oar wii prosycute.
Tew bii stubbrn ai putz hymn en chrter skuul!
Nao hiz lil siztors? Ai putz dem bof en chrter skuul. Trien 2 finnich mai Ph of D, nao. Hoep Ai doan slip inna lolspeek durin mai disheretashun!
Awl dis tew sai, yew gotz gud p’s. Goe huggem fur no raison tewday. (Will rly freek dem aout, tew!)
tanx, ai noes tehy awr gud parentz. wun’t freek tehm owt tew mush if ai hugz tehm foar no reezun, tho, cuz ai doo it awl teh tym!
<3 !!!!!
<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heehee, almost looks like he’s leaving a little surprise on the keyboard ^_^
And I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who puts stickers on my laptop!
catwister??? hehe
catwister!! hehe
dat wut ur noes b 4!
Dis kitteh needz an extra pawz, or to lernz to beez moar flexsible.
Noes, dis kitteh needz to be shurr dat “StickyKeys” iz turned on.
Reely — go to Windoze Accessibility = iz handee option
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Critic bunny explodes with too much laughter
ctrl + alt + del is an awesome webcomic
Turn on stiky keys!!1!