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Staring Competishun ….. Win!!
Hypnotist cat hypnotises
we haz finully discuvered tah mysteron grand master!!!
grate tawp spot comint Jimmba!
I agree, hypnocat!
>>>>> Hypnocat hypnotizes.
or
>>>>>Hypnocat maeks u give chzbrgr.
an yew noe teh kittehz awlwaiz winz teh stayrin kompy titian.!!1
egg sell ent fur vest frum last!
The cat is not staring, it is just too tired to look relaxed !
fankoo muchly princess mu and gibbocat!! tis my nawt sekund not sekund so ai’z having a big private party n eburybody is invited!! =D bwing teh pie n bebrij’s ob yer own choozin!! I be preparin ma mornin munchies nao for me an mai puppeh!!
have a good day cheezfrenz!!! {{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
mornin jimmba.
Ai am glad 2 heer dat wii r continyooing 2 sillybrate ur nawt-second nawt-second! Ai habn’t gawn 2 bed yet but ai tinks ai can maik it thru more pi adn drinks. Let teh sillybration go awn!
ai’z gunna eben if nobunny else dus!! =D ai jst got to work so ai’m gettin ma coot fix beefur craking on!
ditto! Bak twerk ahfter a week owt ob teh orifis
‘orifis’ - kyoot!!! @@@@@
Kitteh optommetrisst vizzut end wif pupel dye-a-lashun tesst.
LOL!
kitteh optom…uptomutr….. kitteh eye doktur sez ur eyesite iz purrrrrfect.
No worries.
I wishes mai eyez could look like that after eye exam. Would B very eksiting.
…
But really, that must be Astro-Cat, ’cause the other be AstroBoy….i guesses U culd call him anime, but that wuz long ago and far away, befores the word anime. He just be a cartoon back then. Anyone remember the other sci-fi show for kids…a really well-dun puppet series about a futuristic submarine krew? I duzzn’t remember the name of the show, but there be a mermaid named Marina????
I vaguely remember AstroBoy, and a series called Fireball XL-5. Mid-sixties at the latest!
Found it! It was “Stingray” !!!!!! (That wuz gonna haunt me all nite if I didn’t look it up!)
Ohai, Jawnsunn:
Yoosd 2 watch ‘Asrto
Boy’. Nebburr gawtz t3h hang ubz
t3h poyntz awn himz hedd.
Rawkett bootz wur cool.
Awllwayz preferrd ‘Jygantoar’
and layturrz, “8th Man”
Nuthurr ‘Astro-Boy’
oarz ‘Jygantoar’ wurz reelee
‘Animay’. Boaff wurz
2 urlee 4 dat.
Tho summ wun wantz ‘Astro-Boy’
dunz in lyve akkshun
Jack.
Kimba teh Whyte Lyin
Is whut I wood watch wen
I wuz a smawl gurl
Speed Racer also
Wuz a fayvrit in mai hows
Mai bruvvers luvved it!
I luved the erly cartoons from Japan, Astro boy, gigantor, tobor the robot, and fink Speed racer too. But muh faverites were Rodger Ramjet wif his proton engerny pill, Crazy Kat (Ignatz) and Topcat. I always wanted to growup kewl and be a beatnik lyk TopCat.
Ohai, Cookeez Hewmin:
Teh Puppett Sho wuz
cawlled ‘Steeng-Ray’. Maydz faymuss bie
Jerree Andurrsen
Saym Puppett Masturrz
datz mayd ”Fyrebawll XL-5′.
Awllso ‘Soopurr-Car’
Andurrsen yoozd lawtz
ub cawmunn applyenses
4 himz mawdull setz
Awllso maydz mawdull
spayss shipz for ‘2001′
andz wun an Awskurr
Jack.
Jack, ai LUBS yore poe-tree.
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Thank you, Jack Deth! Trying to remember series’ name wuz racking my already over-taksed brane, so I just googled “puppet submarine” and saw “Stingray” and wuz satisifed. But then I read you comments, which confirmed my long-ago little kitty memory of it being a really-well dun show. That its producer (?) direktor(?) went on to work on “2001″ proves that Andersun’s qwality work kontinued.
ohai C’sH
dis is teh trabel agensee chekkin on yr accommadasians 4 yr upcoming trip. is awl in order? dus yew has teh tikets an teh reserbations? we needs tew recconfirm yr departure date. pls tew let us noes if der iz innifing we cans heps yew wit.
we gots teh confirmation tat MayyyyyyweeeeO made it tew her destinashun safely an awl according tew plan. rest assured
O Hai to you, Jamamakitty -
Thanks you for your concerns for mee. I duz indeed haz the reservatshuns for da trip to Egypt, the akkommodayshuns (mostly wid mother-in-law -yikes!!! But with a few days at the Reddd Sea, and a few nites at ancient Coptic monasteries), and parts of an eye-tinerary. Of course, I annoys my huzband by waiting til the day before we leeves to do my lawndry and pakking; he be the type that he be mostly pakked by now. Got da kare for my kittehs arranged - that be the hardest part; leaving my kittehs. I leaves two weeks from today. Will leave a couple posts that I be leeving just before I leaves so that the peeps don’t think I’se been abducted by a b0rg ship (again). Will get all the cheezefriend stattues of the ancient Egyptian cat goddess Bast (az I likes to remind my Egyptian huzband, hiz ancestors worshippped the ancestors of my dear little Cookie).
reserbations - check
accomydations - check
packed - bedder getonit
passport - aim shur
seems tew be in order
yew leabs awn April 27th - check
yr return date……..seems to be missin
oh an teh earplugs fr the MIL
ai suggesht dat yew dubbl cheks yr soooootcases be4 yew leabs
mite hab an unespekted Mamakitty in der!!
oh laik ai sed to MayyyyweeeeeeeO, it souns sew egggsiting!!!
Ai still memember teh sawng tew Fireball XL-5! Eerwurm!
My earwurm tonite iz the love song-end credit song from Stingray: “Marina.” But wuz nice song, so i be enjoying it for now…..
Look in to my eyes…look deeper …*finger click*…3.2.1 you’re back in the room!
Ummm…. *luks round embarissinly*
Did ai do anyting stoopid wyle ai wuz hypnomatized?
Apart form nom a unyun an claym yur AnneBowline? No, not rilly
U meen ai am nawt Anne Bowlin?
Ony if yous can cawwy yous hed unda yous arm, or in a bowlin ball bag. (do dat makes it a Anne Bowlin ball bag?)
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An frum mee!!! @@@@@
Oh - teh pritte Oranj poizen burgers - how ai missens them.
O PLEEZE!!! GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE. Pleez hurry as faszt as yoo can to get the burgerz bak.
Why fank yous for teh burgerz!
nomnomnomnomnomnomn
Ai haff riizum taw thunk yaw arr Bodecca.
What? plz axslayn “Bodecca”
what????
10 minutes passed. I still can’t understand what you just said! It’s driving me mad!
please do an lolhuman translation for me. Please!!!
be pleazed to.
Which part shud ai translayt?
hey! =D
Please translate Ambercat’s reply. It’s making my head explode!!!
the lovely ms. tidmun commented about hypnosis.
an onion and claiming that I was Anne Boleyn”
I asked if I had acted stupidly while I was hypnotized.
the lovely Ambercat replied “nothing aside from eating (”nom”
Helpful? Feeling better? Headache gone away?
Awesum. My head is back together.
Onion = Unyun
Nice.
Insert thumbs up symbol [here]
ai gets lawst sumtimes tew…………. jus has to read rillly, rillly slow
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
uh ohs, did ai drewl on mai arm agin!!
An JuJu Bear. Sum tiems it halps a lot just to reed it out loud. Then yoo will hear waht yo purhaps cannot see.
s’ok-
Ill does it…
“apart from eating an onion and claiming you are Anne Boylen, nothing really”
dat helpz!
lolcat easisest ta readz ifnz u jus stop finkin bout it!
momcat
i love all of you.
srsly? How bowt mee?
{{{{{juju Bear}}}}}
Hab a warm cookie and sum cold milk. ♥♥
Yes. I love you too, Kafleen.
I’ll eat your warm cookie and drink your milk.
/snuggle+hugs+kisses
(Y) <— Bunny Ears.
(’:')
an yoo know, Juju Bear - ai spoke just playn Ingerlish fur kwite sum tiem whenai furst came heeer. Yoo can stay in Ingerish - we haz no problimz wif that - OAR yoo can just sorta EEEEZE yurself into teh LOLspeak.
It’s nawt taht hard wunz yoo getz started!
Wow!! Juju Bear - teh arteest!! Bery beyootimous!!
We R happy 2 hab yu heer..
{{{{Juju Bear}}}}
wupz-
sry 3floofie- wurdpress horked upz ur koment afta mai post
anihwho- shez furgotted ta tellz u bout da gret belli danc u did!
wuz da awsum!
momcat
yeah, wut seh said….. ai nebber saw dose kinda moves before…….. ruh roh
ruh roh allwais makes mee laff!
no problem Momcat. Happie 2 hab ur halp win mai sooper sloe typin sloes me down.
Der R menny wurds here dat ai still hab trubble decypherin too. But ai fynd dat iz haff ob teh fun.
Az fur teh belly dancin, ai beleeve that iz PrincessMu. She iz teh egg sel ant danzer. (ai am fraid 2 admit dat mai bellie iz too big to be danzin liek dat)
naow, naow…….
I meenz u wuz BELLI dancin…… on yur tummi n cluckin lik a chikin!
(I wentz n tooked nap… eben if it iz dinerz tyme Iz tigerd!)…..
gascat maded da dinner tanit- iz nic two hab a kitteh dat noes haowe to usez a stove!
momcat
I fink I goes to bed noaw….. dat kitteh bein hyaponotizin meiz- ” be sleepi, beryb bery slepi” phunni fing lotsa empti tuna kanz on da flor….. wunder how deh gotz der….
ruh roh, indeed.
Ai am shamed, shamed, shamed.
*hangs hed in…. whut else?…..shame*
*whispurrs*
No.Of corse not.Yew wuz jest sittin awl kwiet lyke,starin intew spayce.Awl gud.
.
La la la …Shhhhh.. noboddee say N E fing abowt 3floofiekittehs runnin arown
skwawkin lyke a chikkin an pekkin teh floor….La la la…..
.
Pssst.Donut N E Wun say *kernel sanders*… Heeheehee *runs off laffin…!!*
Ai herd dat!!1!
Chikken, u say? Dat axplayns y mai kittehs B lukkin et meh liek ai wuz gushyfuds or sumtin.