ceeling cat did send down
ceeling cat did send down his only son, happycat
nawt sure who ceiling cat or happycat is?
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Happycat is happee fur awr sinz?
My goodness! I was nawt nawt sekund after all!
ROTFL!!! OMG yeth, da werdprezz, it zae NO U KANNOT HAS!! Dat ar lawl!
Ceeling cat gievth… an’ ceeling cat taekth awai!
blesses bee teh nay ov Ceiling Cat!
O Hai, Dis nawt rite plays fur dis but if n e wun frum dis fred stil arownd yu mite wantz to no dere iz alredy a http://www.lolcatbiblecom , nawt shur naow if datz rite url. Itz a wurk in purgres dat a purrsun can ad tu, maiking de tranzlashunz.
Happeenes Sunnyday tu awl. Ai se neks pikshur iz nawt wurking yet
is teh funnay
is so cyoot!
WANT!!!! *prepares to snorgle*
congrats on ur nawt furst
nawt secund. oops!
Why tank you! It were nawt teh funniest ting to sey, but I nebber had a chance at nawt-sekund beefor and it were quick to tipe! ^.^
Mebee sum day I doo better under preshure.
And I fine nawt secund it WUZ. Wutt a lubblee Sunday pikshur, Cheez an Toful.
Hope teh thread stays love-lee.
(musst schmoo dat pinky toe pad foot! ooooo dats an adorubbull
foot…smooch, patpat)
Now I iz reddee for frolicks and dantses. Yu say teh song, Blaise, an I will
dants too it!
I nawt terribly relij… rileg… spiritual… but foar dis sunday moarnin’ and dis partikular pitcher… mebee a good ol’ gospel song wud be ok. I fink dat Amazing Grace mite be nice, an we kin all put on kwire robes an waves are handz around all happee!
Wif a little butt-shaking for gud measure!
*shakes butt*
Amazin Grace iz my fav., iz berry soulful.
i even likes teh bagpipe vershun.
Grate choice, Blaise
Teh bagpipe vershun iz wunnerful…alwaize bringz a teer to mai eyez!
I done wanna sound awl fullofsophicals but there is most often an enormoid differmitz between religoss and spiritual. Theys almost incompa… unkompat… nawt get along well.
Iz troo. I iz nawt either ofs dem, sos sometimez I oversimplifiez. I hoaps you forgibs me. ^.^
I doo likes me sum Amazing Grace, tho, eber since Ani DeeFranco cubered it.
Dat so trooooh!!! I iz varee wun, nawt much at awl da uthr. I fink yu kan gess. which wun I iz, whish wun ai not.
so … um … yah. teh win.
I fink dat religious takes less effort and has bedder ceremonies.
Dat offin troo. Mush lezz argoomint frum mai dad, too, if I juz shuddups an go to chirch evree sundae morny an sundae nite an wenzdae nite an saturdae yooth groop leedur stuff an maebee da othur daez too. I prafurz mai cussin’ swarin’ tree-plantin’ spydar-huggin self, onistlee.
Iz bedder rly elf! Tao (Dao) buuks diskribe empti sairmonies whar da bacet ov froot iz empti an duh sakrifshul aminual iz pre-kilt… empti sairmonies, karied owt bai rote, signyfing nuffy. Ceiling cat maed sad. (Ceiling cat noes no ligious slpinntery grups. Iz awl wun trybe, rly.)
Ceiling cat wud raver hab yew owt awn walkies saying “OH dis wuz maed rly gud!” Dan sitn inna billding 3+ tymes weakly sangin bout awl teh gud tings outsyde.
Tru, 2 tru. iffen U tink bowt it, u r tawt 1 wai, n sum1 els tawt anudder. uze blu cloth.. O Noe! mus uze pinc cloth, onliest wai! sew sory, i tink mabbe I jus go stare upz at teh cloubs, starin’ back at mii
enndeed!
Waz liek beeeeeg tellyfone gaem. Awl de passin daon muzztid up!
Ar manee manee game trailz tew taupe ov Mt… Awl git der inna own gud tyme.
Mmmmm Very Unitarian Universalist of you!!
Wii tryd teh websight whare yew gibs antswers tew meny meny qustshuns… den dey sai “yew is elebenty-sebben % _____”
Mai fren had tew splain why ebberywun ob us had UU az Nawt Sekkund.
Iz cauz UU letz ebbrycheez beeleavinder own wai.
Ai gesh Ai iz nawt-congregatshunal UU. Mai churg iz w/out bildingz und meety tymes. (But liek ur Dad wuld ‘preciate Ai had manee weaks uv SunAM, AunPM, WedPM, ThurzYufGrupe. Wuz ober tew deccayds ‘goe nao.)
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dem survayz r fun!
I uzuly iz episcomennocostal-neoMonastik-urtoducks… or sumthin.
… soz i goez 2 a brethryn in happycat ‘meeting’.
– iz much nicer den ‘church’ . no ‘pew pew pew’ an no morning meetnz. we hatez morninz. 7pm meetinz is bettur.
yup. Cieling kat luvz u. an, happy cat iz happy.
Peas an Chzbrgrz!
Hao ‘bowt tihs vershun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcliArV5XA
Oh! Iz berry nice wif many kittehs! I wuz tinking of a moar upbeatz vershion, but dis iz good, too!
Carnt rilly shayk yur butt to it, is tru! But is nys for a Sunnydai ahfternoon
if Mary O’S wuz here, ai bet she wud have posted this version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGwhXZa32W0
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an ai bet JCH400000K wud post this version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nriIwK40_xw
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an me, I luvs the way these guys duz it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDSZrB0vEKQ
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an for all teh frenz from TTI,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0RMWUXsfk0
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ok, ok, ai stops now
Vry nize Phil d’b! (kaint tipe p d’b, mai gigglz wud splode)
Moazt ob dez stille slwr dan mai showr vrsion. (Nawt tew b fawnd on YewToobs.)
p d’b
teh blind brothers from Alabama sound a lot like the Chambers Brothers
//youtube.com/watch?v=y0FnjkSFwss
jamamakitty… I luv, luv, luvs yore avatar…
WE can B sistrs ov the blak kittehs???
GMTA!
oooo… I luvz teh blind boyz! dey rlly gud folk an i luvz der moozik.
An i’m likin the little blak happycat. iz rlly gud.
happycat wernt no greek-ginger kiddeh,
teh happycat wuz a poor luddul fellow wid a big big luv.
datz mah happycat!
peas and brgrz,
MaMaQ
skewz eye, Phillipe.. kan eye burroe taht mazk yew haf een yur pawkit, plz..?
Fnx.
* struggul strich* wow tight fit!!
I do have to point out Professor that the Blind Boys are singing to the tune of House of the Rising sun. Which is a tale of gambling and prostitution. And in no way connected to the rich legacy of gospel tunes.
If you require a rich experience from the song, I heartily recommend Fred and Annie Mae McDowell’s version. From his album “My home is the Delta”.
*heave grunt snap!!*
Buoy!! dat wuz fun!! Yew noe eye kynd ov miss teh trolls sumtiems…;)
kool
A Hap-peee Kat
Hao sweet teh fays
Dat sleepz n frunt uv me.
I had a burgr
But nao iz gawn.
Iz in-said uv kit-teee.
Thank u ,LOLD. so cleber n fun.
Thru menee basements, clawz an’ miaos,
I have already comez,
Twas ceelingcat dat brot me safe so farz,
An’ ceeling cat leadz me home.
Excellent! @@@@@
Ai rlly luuvs taht pome, Blaise;
Iyt gibbs me a grate cumforte!!!
Ai wuz feline a lil low tudae, adn taht pikt me up byg timeses!
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Loldemon, dat wuz lubly!! Fank yu.
Ur veree welkum. Fank u fr teh furd vurs, Blaise.
Wowserz!! We haz sush creatib peeps heer! Songsterz an poitz, 2!!
Beyootiful… fanks!
Well iz himz onlee son… kuz da rezt dey wuz gurlz. See.
Sonday morning hugs fur Elfi, i hopes ur feelin ok
{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}
o hai kayjoy. I hangin’ in der. Evryfing iz stil statuzkwo. I still has bloo lines on da test, still is on-and-off wif symptimz. Fankoo for da hugz.
{{{{{Elfi}}}}}
We is all sendin yu ar lov, Elfi!
{{{elfi}}} Lezgoe owt onna stoop an lukkit awl doez floofie clowdz an den luuk fur springing bulbz.
Den coem bak an putchur feetz uppigan.
Frech ayre iz goot, ebben iv yew muzt nawt goe fur walkies riet nao.
Ya, mennee hugses to yoo an KB! He is lookin liek a happee helfee kitteh, essep fur da peein part… Yoo keep faith, cuz whut iz, iz whut iz. An yoo has frens heer hoo luvs yoo an knoze yoo is da AWESUM wooman!! {{{{{elfi}}}}}
{{{{{elfie}}}}}
Groop hugs!!!
Amen sistah!
{{{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}}
Hay, kafleen! Ai anserded ur emayl—gud to see u tihs fyne Sonday moarnin!
Gud mornin, altosinger.
Happy Sonday 2 u. i hopes ur husband iz feelin bedder.
Heez doin okay—still teh tyred, tho. Wee tayke itt az itt cumz.
Hmm… I tried postin’ dis once alreaddy… hoap is no dubble post…
But for does who nawt liek dis choice ub Amazing Grace, we cans also gets dwn to LOL together, becuz dat is what be stuck in mah head rite nao.
(Mebee de CHRG is piping it into mah ears!) ^.^
LOL Together! Rite Nao! Ober Me!
Heer koom ol flat-tawp him kom… groooovy up sloe an’ he gawt joojoo eyebawlz….he wun hooooolierollur…. he gawt… feet down b’low himz neez
Hole u in himz armchayr u kan feel himz dazeez!
I nebber ben too shur about dat last lien… feel himz dazeez? Do nawt want!
tehre are sum mowr versions of amzin grayce, up teh thred a little bit
Yaaay!!
burgityburgityburgityburgity-Pshew!!!!
WIN !!1!!111!!
ai am still laffin
eggz Elle Ent!!
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Oh hai, all mai cheez peep frenz!!! I hab ben thinking (adn, 2 teh smart alex out dehre, yes, it did hurt) Taht wii awl b noeing taht Cheezburger & Tofuburger & awl deh unnown burgerz hab ben werking berry, berry hard. Tehy b fiting deh gud fite agenst teh dragun noen as deh Intertuubez Eggsploder. Becuz tehy b noeing dat wii b wanting ower voting burgerz bak. Adn tehy do this bcuz deh b lubbing us. So wii shud b sending dem sum wurdz uv encouragement.
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4 mai part I will singing dem a song.
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Mai burgerz lie ober teh ‘Sploder,
Mai burgerz lie ober IE,
Mai burgerz lie ober teh ‘Sploder,
Oh, bring bak mai burgerz 2 mii!!
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Bri-ing bak, brin-ing bak,
Oh, bring bak mai burgerz 2 mii, 2 mii.
Bri-ing bak, brin-ing bak,
Oh, bring bak mai burgerz 2 mii.
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Tank yew Cheez & Tofu & awl deh unnoen Burgerz who b werking sew hard 4 us.
100elebentymillion bergurs fur creenmj!!!1!
Hear, hear!! GO Cheez an Tofu….! We haz teh total faith in yu!***wanders off singin..My bugerz lie ober teh “Sploder…***
100elebentymillion and eleben-teen chsburgrz !!!1!1
Yup… deer cween.. Wut tehy sed!!! Fanks 4 puttin 2 muzik wut iz ebben hard 2 say in wurdz!!
Waaaahh!!!
We wantz owr burgerz back!!!
Pleeeeze!
Bless yer hart! @@@@@
Rlly, rlly guud sawng!!!!!111!!!!
An happeecat waz happee an maed deh whirl happee
Yesh! Dat happeecat sertanly maek me happee!
well…. is rilly a varee sweet storee, until yu git to da part whar happicat runz owt of happi.
Dat part iz sad.
But it getz betur wen happikat’s happi iz rezzurek….rezareq….resoreq…..wen it kumz bak an Seelin Kat maekz teh cheezburgrz rayn frum teh skai. Oar maybe wuz uddur wey arownd: burgz rayn furzt, den happikat happi agen.
I iz unshur of da oardur ov deez fings as wel. I kno I bee happi when chzburgurz rayn from da zki. Hay, maebee Tay Zonday shud do sawng abowt???
no, no, no…please nota nudder wun from he!!!!
Hey, where’s my… uh oh, too late… oh halp, getting dizzy…
KaSPLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
does u needz me 2 skoop up ur braynz?
Oh yesh plskthx *faints again frum teh kyootishness*
Heer’z CHRG
wiff dukkeez andz flowurrz awn
it 2 keepz U cawllm
CHRG can
haz Dukkt Tayp oarz Bunjee Coardz
2 keepz it in playss
Foar poynt Fyve Kittehz
can habz eevurr Urll Gray oarz
Red Zeengurr 2 dreenkz
Rekkomendz Froazunn
Milkee Way 2 dunkz in Urz
Tee. Verreh Nommee
Jack.
Fank yoo Jack!!!1!
Nawt onlee a reskyoo, but a haikku reskyoo. Adn a lublee CHRG. Ai doo feels teh speshul!!
Ai shalll rest quitelee nao fur awhiel n sip dat Urll Gray tee n nom teh Milkee Wai. Mmmmmmm.
ai splorted too. WANT!!!
Oh whiskers, u still lying heer wif dah braynes all ober? I halp u.
*scoop scoop scoopitee dah braynes*
*kaplump kaplop tuk tuk tukkitee*
*pat pat patting dem alll in*
Nao fur a CHRG(wdoi) dat Ambercat maded, ai fink. Has drawings ob ephalunts frum teh bak.
*tug tug tuggitee SNAAPP on gud n tite*
*rrrriiiippppp n rap rap teh duck taep*
Heer’s a nies softee blu blankee *tuk tuk whiskers in* n sum hawt chawklitt wif wipt creem n chawlit sprinklees. U rests for awhiel n u be alll beddr soon!
fank yu. yu is so sweet to teh whiskers.
is a wunnerful place this. ♥
pee ess, wher hav all teh vote burgers gone? ai no sees tehm anee mor.
tehy got borked so Cheez an Tofu tuk tehm awai to get fiksed. Shud be bak in a cupple ob weeks (paws crossed)
but rilly – tew teh point
wai iz teh rum gone?
lizabef kitteh maded bonfire.
pretty.
Annee tiem! Adn yash, tis a wunnerful plaec.
Hey if Jeebus has teh xmas, when do we sellebrait Happy Cat..?
Ebery Caturdai!
Gud answer but it do raise the kwestshun (NOTE! is does nawt ‘beg the kwestshun’ “beg the kwestion” is special frase applies to logics and is not the same as Raise the kwestshun. We return you now to your reglarly skeduld innanitty, alreddy in progress) when is the birfady celebrateshunfor either Happy cat or possible Ceiling Cat? (I noe, Ceiling Cat has no birfdae, Ceiling Cat has always been and will always be and thus it always was)
I aprechiates yore proper youse ov logick-related langwage. I haaates it when peeples “beg teh kwestion” rong. ^.^
It seems dere has been a recent rash of folks saying beg the kwestshun an not knowing wut it means. Maybe dey tink it makes dem soun smart but to peeple who are smart it makes dem sound stoopy.
see, I has tryed to sae “raise da kweshtin” an sum pplz wuz liek yu meenz BEG da kweshtin, der no such werds as RAISE da kweshtin. OK so fankoo, I wuz nawt stoopy, tho I not knowz da intrikatseez of da ussij ov da frazes, at leezt I knowd der WUZ a fraze dat I wuz using.
but ob korse yer nawt stoopy, yer here ain’tcha?
um, dat ar nawt axaktlee lojikullly progrezziv staetmint, o lojik-perzon.
Ding Ding Ding, We has a winner! Elinugget gits bofe it and a kewpie dawl.g
Bye the way the only kwestshun that can reasoably follow the frase’begs the kwstshun’ is ‘WTF?’ or fer the younger crown ‘Huh?’
ai beeleaf dat’s
“Hubbajawaah?”
huh?
skepdic.com/begging.html is good description of beg the question
Good answer D Marie, mush more sofisticate den muh simplistic attempts that follow. FTW!
In case der are NE ob you dat aren’t shir (I doubt it, the LOL peeps is all articulates and sofistic8) beg the kwestun is when a statments (arguments)truth is based on something contained in the argument. Fer intints if I make the argument that someone is ugly because they are so unnattractive – dats begging the kwestsun. Or Sol is so vulgar because of his filthy mouf or Kafleens beautifull acause she so pretty (Shameless flaterry to hopefully avaoid future bonkings) Dems all statemunts dat rely on themselves fer proof and they all beg the kwestshun. If sumebody says ‘begs the questshun’ and follows it wiff a kwestshun They’re Doing it Rong!
Dis Sundy mawnin sermonette has been brung you by yer local qatsnip distributers and Pepsi.
oboy!!!!!! I traiz nawt for da stoopy. Fankoo!! nao….
Vote? Da axpresshin: “Yu is preechin’ to da choyr” doze dat meen:
a) Yu is tellin me somefin I know an alreddy is on ur paeg abowt
b) yu iz jus standin around talkin to pplz who HAD to be der, but nobody else is lissnin.
I has alwaez thot wuz da sekkind, bakuz I wuz teh kathlik, da choyr iz akrozz da church frum da preezt, so if him prechin to da choyr den him not talkin’ to enniewun in batween. But evryie wun I know sez it da othur wae. I thot dat wuz “preechin to da konvurted.”
thotz??
Teh orijanul, iff ai memembers rite, is preechin too teh conberted. Butt teh anser too ur kweschun iz a); ai knoze itt awlreddy an bleevs itt wif u.
Oxford Eenglish Dikshunary sez “to preach to the converted and variants: to advocate something to people who already share one’s convictions about its merits or importance. Also (orig. and chiefly U.S.) to preach to the choir.”
Mai apolojeez fore teh usij of so much not-lolspeak, but fraze is not in lolspeak dikshunary. Teh poynt iz taht u kan sez boaf
wut i mean iz, u can sez boaf frazes, but dikshunary sez onlee meening A is korrekt
Ai uze “A” liek wen Ai’mon uh rahnt, but doez whut are wif mii en proxmetrty ar allsou wif mii en wai ov thunking. Ai sez eet tew spayre dem lystenin tew whut they awlreddy grok.
Correctly or incorrectly, I think teh answer is a and b both.
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It depends on what teh topic was;
who was listening at teh time; and
who are teh first and second speakers.
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“The line at Starbucks ™ was crazy this morning!” “Yeah, you’re preaching to the choir.” Are you teh server, or a stander-in-liner?
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I think it is inflections in intent like this that make English difficult for non-English speakers trying to grasp the culture. And then we go and LOLspeak!
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*Preaching to the choir, y’all.* f.r.
I lykes dem bofe, but I hab always associated the frase wiff answer A An dats wut I tole the OED peeps when dey called me to ax
ai hopes dey din’t ax yew too hard!! ouch
not so bad as the donkee konging Ise been gittin from kaffleen.
We haz daet wen originul pikshur uv Happekat wur poastid? Dat prawbublee az gud az we gunna get.
daet of ICHC blog-start? Dat wud werk?
Dat WUD b teh daet teh son ob Ceiling Cat, teh ’sabior’ nawt-sekend apeered… I lub me sum logik in my reli… beeleef.
Good idea. Out of the 365 / 364 and a quarter options, I think this anniversary date carries the most weight. I vote yes. Good thinking, LOLDemon!
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Nao, anybuddy haz teh date, purrhaps? f.r.
Janyuhairy 11th. And ebery Caturdai!
Kewl, lottsa time for baking and planning, an shopping for appro… aprop…gifts what dont stink.
We shud haz it awn x-akt dayt oar obzerv it awn klosest Caturday?
erf! INO! Whoze idear wus this anyway? You decide, is ‘happy cat’ like Cheezes and it should always be on sane day or is he like Prez Lincoln and freed the cheezepeeps and we sillybrate his birf at our cornveenyents?
Mefinks happy cat apri.. apree… likes all da sillybreyshuns we gibs him. So Janihairy elebenteenth if we laik, and ebree Caturday if we laik…
Or any and ebreetaim we laik! Purrfekt taim to sillybrate.
well dat clears dat up nicely, donchew fink?
Okeh, sins I startud dis mess, heer ar tu paws-uhbiluteez:
Sins HappyCat aparuntlee b analugus tu Cheezus an we iz uhtemptin tu selubraet hiz birf, we shud du wun daet wut alweyz steyz teh saem, liek it iz fr Cheezus.
Alturnetlee, sins feelain feeyoloajenz uhgree Ceiling Cat iz uh bunevolint dayitee hu liekz tu see hiz childzez hazin a gud tiem, we kuld x-ten sellybrayshun frum Janyoohairy elebenth tu fahlowin Caturday, sew peepul wut haz tu werk awn Happycatmas kan haz selibryshunz tu.
So yer sujesting sumfin lyk the 8 daze of Honuqat? or praps 9 one fer each life, or eben 12 like the days of Cheezmas? Or sints weze makin it up as we go should we jest do a whole week lyke Kwanza? Dis mek muh hed hurt, Ise gwine bek to tellin moder8ly amuzing but very offcolor jokes.
o hai! Iz new to ICHC…. Wez can be frends? kthx.
Ai fink dat teh celeb… sella.. partee fer HappyCat shud b
9 daze long (li(ek SolnEsther sais) fer teh kittehs n1ne liefs. Ai
vote it start on teh Caturday b4 (or of) HappyCatmas, An gose
til teh Sunnyday aftr. That way teh partee can has too Caturdaze!!!
Behbee HappeeCat
chawrjjeeng himz Batturreez wiff
shoartt deelytefull Napz
Behbee HappeeCat
dreemz ubz feeldz ubz CatNipz andz
lushuss Cheezburgrz
Jack iz standeeng byez
wiff t3h CCC andz lawtz
ubz CHRGz
Jack.
Fank u Jak. We bees kneading dem many tymes fur dis kyoot liddle haapikat bebe!
Ooops…nao ai needs wun ob teh CHRG (wdoi) …..qwik!
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waow, jack! two in one dai! taht is mirrakkulus in its own wai!
fur him will feedz us masses wif teh 2 lafs an 5 burgurz.
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dat’s 5 burgurz spechlee fur joo Jack
An ceeling cat saw its wuz good, an hee maid ICHC fur awl teh wurld.
Amens 2 dat, brudder.
Oar iz dat “Anom”?
oh mah ceilin cat. i senses teh birf of a legund … any volunteerzez to write teh new bibel?
oh grate. i senses teh birf of anuther legund … … well, hoo volunteerzez to wriet teh bibel?
ai wuz tinking teh bebeh kitteh luiks laik bebbeh krishna, all blew leik! purrfekly serenez!
but thenz ai seez tihs!
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/5569/faedeity2.html
an it seemz sew rite!!
bloo fur = spring!!!
<3 mugglemary
(@ nawt sekkund Ai red ‘painted fan’ az pointy… wuz thinkin bout sharpish kittehs)
wow mugglemary, dat iz mazing!
byootiful bebeh kittehgod lubbs joo!
mummymars,
thats whut maid mai jaw drop!!!the hole spring thing!!
Vry timelee!
{{{Happy Spring, MuggleMary!}}}
lo, it is teh east an happycat is teh son…
also,
an happycat sed luv thy neighbur, cept teh goggies.
nuu nuu, yu luf yur naybar goggie from top uf beeeeerry tall tree. aor handy huumin fence.
Li’l kat in sleepy-land
Li’l kat in sleepy-Hand
Dis lil bebe look jus like my own personal happycat did wen he wuz kitlet.
*worships*
that’s stupid. and also, why do you people have to type in that retarded madeup language everytime you make a post.
Did someone MAKE you come here, junior?
just sayin is all…
Yaow! Mugglemary kwik wiff the left. Remynd me nawt to antog… anntag…piss you off.
just go wai!!
ai tinks a reducshun in Carb0n footprint iz in ordr…
oh, now *THAT* is funny.
boom BOOM! an he’s down 1…2…3…4…5…6..
oooo, tanks u all!
ai wuz feelin poorly this am
also had a lot ov sperience wit
trolls on a game site that ai
used to frekwent
Ohai, Carb0n:
Wuz dayr a kwesstyun
inz Urz poast? I luukd 4 wun
andz coodn’tz fynd it
Wut U lyke 2 cawll
‘retardo madeupz’ we cawllz
‘phunn!’ Awbvee~usslee,
A cawnsept U arz
nawt famillyurr wiff. Duz Ur
Mom knoez U poast heer?
Jack.
*snerk*
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Ai’m finkin tihs is owr akwayntanse, tridan. Haz teh saym attytood.
Izzit tridan???
Onlee tridantheshadow noes!!! —-Oar cares!
Burgerz 2 EVEREEBUDDY!!!!
(cept carb0n, – ov coorse!)
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Becuz we haz teh freezdom 2 do it. It nawt hurtin’ nuffin.
R U stoopy or jus illit….itiller… can’t reads?
i goes wif ittle..illeiter…stoopy non able readings. Takes clebber minds to lolspaek n reads teh lolspeak. Stoopy not able read, illyterieate not able reads ennyfing ennywaiz.
It really irritates me when people use the word “retarded” with such a negative connation;
that is really insulting mentally and physically challenged persons in a really derogatory way.
We are all God’s children; he really cherishes and treasures each and every one of us, unconditionally, however we happen to be at the time;
And that includes you, Carb0n,…………………
aint taht teh troof!
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I agree with you completely CheshireKittehKat! That is a word that, like the N word, should never be used derogatorily or to intentionally diminish others. I use a lot of off color language in my writing and sometimes in my speech and I make more fun of political correctness than most people, but I draw the line well short of that sort of insensitivity. No one who has it rough needs others saying things to make it worse. I try, and I think we should all try, to remember that “there, but for the grace of God, go I”.
How rite U R!
We all have millions of genes and a lill twist in just one and we could be among the unfortunate. For anyone to make light or make fun of those on the unlucky side of that equation should take a minute to understand how lucky they are.
The The only difference between the hale and hearty and the halt and lame is luck. Bragging about luck is rude.
woo-wee carbon, did sumon git up on teh rong side o teh litterbocks this mornin?
if yu not like teh kittehs, wy yu on this site an ee way??
Carb0n,
Wii just lyk tew doo tihs. It iz phun adn, if yu ebbr deesyd yu wuntz tew joyn in, wii will awlwayz welkum yu wif open paws. just beecuz yu tink itz stoopy, dunt bee a troll adn spoyul ebbrywun else’s phun, plz? kthxbai!
Carb0n, dear;
If you just wish to enjoy the pictures, click on the “vote” button at the very top bar. (Two spots to the right from the “Home” spot.) Lots of funny pictures of cats and other creatures can be found there.
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LOLspeak is our culture and how we do things here.
If you no likeie, no lookie!
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I generally use standard (?) English when I wish to communicate, and LOLspeak when I wish to be kawaii. If this “babytalk” is not your cuppa tea, why are you wasting your time here? Move on to “something worthwhile” and leave the “crazy people” in their own little world. We like it here. Kthxbai! f.r.
Well, Ai NEVERZ!!! Such ruditee! No kaktus kandy for YU! Oh, OK, take a teeny piece.
oh pooh, whair mai uther comment?
there bees lord krisha taht ai think tihs bebeh kitteh luiks laik
an also a farree taht is called teh Bloo Gawd, which has a nyse deskription on wun websyte iff u googlez it…
Iz up dair…. wp jus pleyin wif yew.
ai seez that today.
of course, carbon is welcome heer, but if u don’t laik it, go away. It surely takes brains to even read lolcat, much less write it, or write poetry in it !!!
’specialley wif awl doze cross-referencials an wurdplay.
*wispurrrs* I laik Jack’s poetree. An Sol n tuthers maed nize alt versus tewdae.
i love this picture, the cat is so damn cute!
plz tew bee wachin yu layngooaig, alex. cuss werds awr nawt verri nyse…
Yeah but now happy cat has to suffer and then die for everyone.
Nah, LOLbibel has only laffs and kyootness, nowun getz sakrafized or nuffin. Awl can bee saved by teh pawah of kawaii!!!
Anom, brudderz n zizterz in teh LOL.
o hai happycat !!1!
happe sonday to u Happycat
luks liek ur injoyin teh day uv rest
An Happycat preeched awl about teh lub an teh cheezburgrz and awl teh ppl an awl teh kittehs libd happy evr aftr.
Aymen tu taht!!!11!!!!
A cheese burger how sweet the nom
taht saved mah dear kitteh
I ones said WANT but now I gots
Had a sad, now I has happy
oh, berry klevr. yu gets all teh (invisible) vote burgers.
Daveman-I am writing that down adn putting it on mah refrigerator.
That speeks to mee on so manee levels.
I gibs u five cheezburgers ADN a pepsiiiii. f.r.
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tks!
Daveman didjew intend us to sing dat to the toon ob amazin grace? I like that it werx so well either way.
The ceiling qat looked down on muh
and saw I had a sadddd
he he gave us up his only son
and now I has a glad
I figgures if we’se gonna has a ICHC hymn it oughta have two stanzas, mine could use a fixup.
Shud ICHC hymn be “Cheezburger in Paradise”?
Dere wuz a qat in dire need
of snorgles fud and sleep
the Happy Qat, provide all dat
and even toys to keep.
when I wuz just a kitteh qat
I chaseded my tail around
I played and fooled and wasted life
now muh feets are onna ground.
erg,hep! sumbody stop muh!
before I rymes agin.
stop, SlnEsther, beefoar yu eets rye agin!
ergot? you tink I yam High? Hah! It is to larf. Nuffin here but qatsnip ossifer.
huh, dat souns like Zappa, ‘Poofters Froth Wyoming writhes again’.
wot song dat?
INO He wrote about one gazillion wonderfull tunes and ‘Poofters Froth Wyoming Writhes Agin’ is (I think) one of then. Look at one of the albums he produced between Hot Rats and when he died, unless it wus before dat.
Indeed it is was intended as a translation to lolspeak of the first stanza of Amazing Grace. But we don hafta stick with taht tune. We cans sings it to teh toon of Amazing Graze to teh toon of teh theme frum Gilligans Eye-lan, if yous liek.
I luvs iambic pentameter (if dats whut dis is)
Iz ballad meter, which is an alternation of iambic tetrameter and iambic trimeter. Very very common in songs and lyrical poems.
Tanks, I don’t counts so gud sometimes. It makes it hard fer to taps muh feets to de a moosic and you done wanna see me try to dants.
In teh himnal its 86.86 or Common Meter – lots of himms and all Emily Dickinsons poetry.
Anom, dear daveman, anom!!!
ssshhh!
(whispers) nobawdy tells basemint cat. him r meen and mite waik up happykit.
basemint cat juss ar be misunnerstanded, he nawt tuuu unhappi. Caint be tuuuuuuuu unhappi, there is alwaiz moar meeces and mices an flutterbies tu chase.
n sleepytiems n snorgels.
snorgels and schmooo basemint cat mebbe not be bad basemints?
oh ah gets it! ah can has uh cheezburger tew? lal!
Yaaa, Carb0n! Welkomz
iz deevine proof ov teh lub ov LOL!
Welcom, brudder/zizter/hoomon persun!
Ov corse, yu can haz cheezburger, Carb0n..
Pikkel??? Piipsi???
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Plai nyce naow, hunni!
8pats Carb0n’s liddel hand*
That wood be—*pats*
The ONLY son of a cat… that is indeed a miracle!
*wispurrz* teh rest awr gurlz!
Furst aww-thentik dokumented piksha uv Happicat; I think fotograf wuz taken by Anne Geddes.
Spized she nawt put heem inna flutterby soot.
adn den he can flutter round all kyoot liek in hiz flutterby soot wyle moor pikshurs of teh kyootness r takin.
Maybee he will bump ento Kafleen flyin round up der adn dey get pikshur 2gedder?
En best EMurfy voz: “Icon fleye!”
wif liddel antan… anaten… feelers, on a catnip bakround
Ugh – enough with the religion already!
Oooh! Yu R a grumpy cat, arnt yu!
Grumpycat, yoo fit ur naem! Yoo cann goe tew nuther pikchur an luk at thoze commints, y’kno. Tihs ain’t relijun; it’z feeLOLogy!
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HAE! iz awl phun! sum ov tohse hoo awr “relijus” prolly tayk offense, tew beecuz it mayk phun ov Jesus. ai noes ai wud, fi ai didnut tayk it awl in phun!
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AWWwwwww…OH HALP!!1!!
*KAAA-SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!!1!!!111!!!11!!1!
A hed, ai no haz it. oh well…iz nawt needed tew snorgle!
wel ai takes care ov yu like al teh nice cheezpeeps abov tak care ov me.
ai makes u all bettr.
tanx, whiskers! choklit, blanky, mai hed bak awn…ebbryting iz bak tew normal!
Iz nawt Ceilin Cat send down herz dautter HappyCat????
herz dottirz is leegion:
dere’s inviziblecat, hovercat, flavorcat, italicat, smartcat, yodacat, holycat, lazorcat, skillzcat, tew menny tew naem….
What diz wid “Comments OFF” on next Lolpikture?
Yeah waddup wit dat. Furst ad commedtn burgurs went aways, nowz da commedts?
probly fur teh saftee o teh prezudint.
Bsidz – wid all deh poly-tikin goin on, folx sumtimz gets funny… dat iz funny stoopid, nawt funny heh heh… u noez wat i meen?
ah well. no worriez. iz still gud.
umb…duz ennywun noes wai teh commintz awr turneded off awn teh next post???
To tees us mebbee?! Or mebbee so we has no ekskoos to juss yell “Furst!” wen teh commets open!
i wer juss abowt to ask teh saim fing.
we can has commint??
ai sent emailz jus in case tey dunt know issnt werkin…………. ai feelz………ummm……….ummmm, kinda lost
O gud. I wuz wondreeng saym ting. Y commentz awf? Nawt that I haz aneething funnee to say.
oh, ai’m shur tahtz nawt troo. adn ebben if yu kant tink ov ennyting phunny, yu kan still mayk nise commint awn teh picshur!
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we awl seems tew feed off each udder. one thot begets another thot and on and on
We’re here fer yew Jamamakitty! I NO why them comments is off but I wonders if there is volume limit of some sort. We have been talkin (OK OK OK, I’ve been talkin) a lot lately. You look back seberal mumfs and it was rare to git over 100 comments and now we hit 200 purty regular. Maybe I’ll go back and make room by deleteing everyfing stoopy. Or my stuff, sem sem.
yes! dats eksaclty wut it was!
i felt so lost… an so paowerliss.
an emptee…
halp! we needz to has commints!
besieds, dis commint boks is gettin rathur full!!
oh we are sick, sew sew sick………….. cmu!!! (cracks me up)
yu noes mee bai anovver naem. tries and gess hoo ai am!
heerz a hint!
yew appears tew be sumwat obsquure…………..
duz yew cum frum alabama wit teh banjo on yr neeeeee?
remember frum yestiddy? Banjo is inna dumpster cut up and squish by an accordian.
ai mist dat wun……… picshur wuz?
um, one wiff a kyoot kitteh? er maybe a snake?
mai othur lolnaym beeginz wif an “n”
yr aura, it mite be takin shape
cud be…….. nightshade (sp?)
*ding* Sowwy, taht iz incurrect! Tryz agin!
awn teh last lolpic, ai am still waytin foar mai braynz tew bee puteded bak in mai hed…
ohai, No1inparticular!! sry no wun halped put yr braynez back inna hed….
ai will spinkle teh happi juice onem tew make sure tey rehydrated
tanx, jamamakitty! yu fiyured it owt! cumgratoolatoree hug!
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BTW: ai gotteded tihs naym frum wun ov mai favurate books/movie/games! maebee yu kan tryz tew figyur taht owt, tew?
secrets can kill
ai googlied it……….dunt haz a clue wut is frum doh……. not rilly into doze kina games….. my prior generation, let me shows you it
reed it bakwurds adn put a spays in beetween teh d adn teh y!
Nancy Drew………oh how funny
guess it is my generation…………
did yew see post down to bottom, message from Peru
an eye had tew borrow teh de-splorting berbage but if braynz are not dried out here:
*rummage inn CCC*
Tay heres a wysk brum an brain pan
*whish*
*Whisk*
*Whisk*
*scoop*
*scoop*
*scoop*
*kaflump der brains back inna post splort craiul kavitty*
*Tuck pack Tuck and pat*
um, er, ok, now I fink comes the duckkie tape.
No Wayte! Now comes ’50s baving cap (wiff cute lil flowers)
*Strech strech snap*
and now the dukky tapes
*rip rip rap rap rap*
um fuzzy floofie snuggie warm blanky and wut wut wut?
Hot choklit ob course and some lill chonklits fer nommin
Dey lil chonlits are suppose to be shaped like sumtin, Armadillo? Hedghog?
*Rummidge in the CCC*
possumz! tanx foar teh CCC, jamamakitty! teh choklitz awr shayped lym possumz
like ai sed, ai jus “lolburglared” teh words……sew if dey wuz rong, wuz sumwun elses rong!! LOL
KEWL Avatar Jamamakitty! @@@@@@@@@@@
fanks, yew noes how us gurlz laik tew change outfits………
Ise honerd thet yo borrowed muh CCC werds but that were muh nawt sekkend attempt at desplortifications. Are we sure wut I did werked? Has we herd a single intelligent werd from muh nawt sekkend victim sints?
wuz der any tew start with? onleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kiddin!!!
yesh, seh has surbibed teh brayne desplortification…….. sew cept for teh possum shaped chorklits, yew did gud!!
Ise releeved, why is dem chonklits shaped like Pogo?
Soze we duzzin re-splortficate bai seein teh kyootness ov a choklit shayped lyke a nadoorabil sumfing or nudder!! Hence teh possim wuz chosin!
No 1 in Partickler!
2 wai tie fur gessing no1inp………… whooooduh thot wud be so hard!!
YAY! yu getz a hug, tew!
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<3 tew yu bofe!
ai’m just dooin this 4 fun…ai’m bored!
R yu Kevin Spacey? Iz a well noan fack that tha 2 uv yu are never seen togetha.
tihs iz just tew preshushus!
you know me by another name. Try to guess who I am!
sorry about the double comments. WordPress is stupid!
the shadow
*ding!* sorry, that is incorrect! try again!
only wun gesss till ai gets a clueeeeeeeeeeee
look at the comment on top!
top top? u r nekke?
better than nekkid (in publick forum dat iz).
lol, but no. ai ment luk at mai furst commint foar teh hint!
No 1, is U being a Sum 1 now? I can spare a rubber duckie (gotz noa tape) n lotsa chonklit noe matter whos u r
shur, aiz beein a Sum 1 in paticular! lol!
wud yew please!!!! make up yer mind
awlsew 2 notice teh “Nancy Drew” bass-akwerds pleaz
oh, wai? Mary O’Spockn kan awlsoh bee sweepea, soh ai kan bee tew peeps, tew!
yew can be anywun yew want……….wuz jus funnin
ai noes. iz phun tew mess wif teh minds a liddle bit, speshally wen wii’re awl bored!
it wuz funny tew get teh picshure ob MaryO. ai wud nebber hab gessed seh wuz such a cute yung lookin peep. not that ai expected her to look old…….. but her looks like in her – prolly yr aig. kin ai ask yr age? ai prolly old enuf to be teh gramma…. just duzznt act laik it
lol. ai amz in mai teenz! hai skool. hoemskool, tew!
wellden. ai is deffnitleeeeee gramma-able. nebber had kiddlits tho
yew has speshul fokses tew homeskul yew…..prolly cring at teh spellins here
yeh, well. it wuz akshoolee mai dad hoo showeded mee tihs syt in teh furst playc. adn, yez, mai parents awr speshul! mai older bro&sis went tew publik skool foar a fyoo yeerz, but they despratlee wunteded bak hoemskool. soh tehy just kept mee heer adn ai luv it! tank yu, gramma jamamakitty!
now dats a mouffffffffffffulllllllll
ai keeps lukkin at teh new lolcat but commints still offs……….. see yew dar wen dey cums backon
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bakon? wharez teh baykun? ai smellz no baykun?
Ohhai werdycnan/n1ip,
Ai mus sai dat ai am em-presd! U sownd liek kwite a mature, thawtful, kree8tiv, rehspectuble yung persuhn- soon 2B yung ahdult. Ai wud hab nebber gessed still in hai-skool.
Ai jus re-sently cawt on 2 teh cheezpeeps habbin more den wun naim. Nao ai hab 2 figyur owt hoos hoo. It shoor am fun!!!!1!!!
tanx, 3floofiekittehs!
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Tehre R lawts ob us wif teh “awlter eegoz” Mary O cawt meh playin wif bein twinz… Wuz sew mush funz.. Sum of us admits 2 it an sum ov us dont….
I has had cwite a few names frew teh munfs…
n dis iz wy wii needz teh commints back. peeps look at clok, an doan alwais go back 2 ol posties, wii needs nu plaices 2 play 2gether, notz feelni’ losted
eye hab a ideeya bout teh commintz beein turnd off…mebbe itz tu git ussus to try de new awdio klip feeture?
Pawsiblee, pawsiblee…
Pursonalee, I donut cair 4 teh awdio– wud ravver haz teh burgerz bak!!!
Waaaah!!! ( todai’s whine speshul)
message frum MayyyyyyyyyyyweeeeeeeeO (in peru)
I aer happi dat yur happy! If you see no 1 in particular around, tell him/her to join cheezfrens so i can add ‘em to teh list- they’ve axed for updates, but i prolly wont hab time to go to ICHC fur awhile. Feel free to pass on anything i send to answer any kweschuns. i noes hao kurius kittehz aer!
ps dat pikshur is a lil deceptive, the sun hitted in such a way dat it brotted out awl teh reds and (forchunatelee) hided the grays!
well, tellz her taht ai am still tinking abowt it. ai haz tew ask mai dad, tew. hii myt let mee, but hii myt nawt, soh yeh…
in teh meantime ai will forward teh message………jus can’t share teh pictures tho.
wun ob tes days ai has to makes a webpage so kin post lotsa piz
hadda a blankie, butz mai stupie goggie iz sleepin’ on im
That foot…..
It calls to me.
Must…nibble…pawpads!
Taht so true!!!1!
cjutest fing evah!
preechin tu teh kwiorr iz to preech stuff that all the little kittehs noes so yu will hab the sunny feel in yr hart that u got it rite and ebbreebody says amen ur good preechur
Ai r happy taht Ceeling Cat sent us Hiz sun; foar we r awl teh happyer foar it.
And there were snorgles an smoo, an much win. Amen.
noe, Anom!
I can haz a witness?
Tat is the most cuteset lil kitty i eva seen
hahahaha!! this is so hilarious. what a great picture
lets not nail this one to a tree.
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