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4 out of 5 dentists recommend

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend not letting your cat do this

unless der be sumfing in ur kittehs mowf.

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elfinugget

teh fith dennist wuz laffin too mush an’ fergot to chek “OMGWTFBBQ NoWAI!!” on hims annser-paepur.

Eethur dat, or fith dennizt wuz akshulie CheezBurger himsulf.

cweenmj

Oh great adn wundermouse Gibbocat!!
I cum b4 u wif a humble rekwest.
.
I haf ben pondering 4 menny daze upon deh name uv ur Tywonese
soup plier, Mr He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last.
I b noeing taht tehre must 2 beeing sumfing I b missing.
I b noeing it must b habbing deh meening.
I think I hav teh nawt-seccund part desiferd.
Can I b habbing a clue? Oar a hint.
Like iz teh ^(n) used mafematically?
.
I remain ur most fayf full admirer,
mj

 
 
LOLDemon

Wuz wundurin wut wuz up wif dat fif dentizt. Fanku fr teh insiet.

 
 
idansdansdans

Mommeh kitteh cheks 2 maik sur kittens R uzing toofpaist.

 
 
jeeves

kitteh has hawt date tunite and wantz to no hav bad flavor

jeeves

ouch missed nawt second by meer secundz!

Brandon_ha

sry. we share nawt secund k?

SweetMotherOfMars

yew maekd a tye bye conshenshush?
Conga-rats twe yew bof.

(Nao ebber tyme Ai tipe ‘Conga-rats’ earworms beegin tahum “Hall ov teh Mt. Keeng”… sumcheez haz splaininz tew dew.)

Smammie

wood b much worse iffen U ben dere 30 odd yeras ago. Involving almond stuffed olives, Droste bittersweet pastilles, 2 much Meyers, , a pair of A-7 Voice of the Theatre speakerz and strange Jamaican vegetation.. oh yes, an abowt a dozen huumins playing the part of the ratz. U tink U gotz earwurmz…I gotz flashback…oohh mai mis-pent yute….

Smammie

…oh, n gotz teh scar on mai arm frum teh pinochle game taht started it awl. iz splained? r iz TMI?

idansdansdans

Iz veree intreeging… go 4 it, Smammie.

Smammie

did i forgetz about teh liddle Doxie named Rasputin chasin’ awl uz Ratz? Or howz it ended-a-macated wen teh hospital called lookin’ 4 teh keyz to teh medicine cabinet ?(onlie borrow tehm 4 teh free std klinic Dewey wuz runnin’ dat summer)

 
 
SweetMotherOfMars

Sowwy bowt yur arm, wuz ruff gaem pinochle? Card sharks, mebbe?
Nawt TMI, jamaican me laff!

Smammie

arm, be fine, ruint teh scar years later wen Grm.shprd googie name ub Rambo tuk a fence 2 teh mai deliberry ub teh mail at teh tiem.

Smammie

oh, nawt card sharks, teh boys tawt dat staying sober wuz cheatin’..wif dem, cudda ben rite, noas i tink bowt it….

Smammie

in fackt, tinkin’ bk , onliest bad ting taht came outto dat nite wuz I felt in lub wif mai ex (wahl, him wuzn’t mai ex den, ub coors), I liked teh way he polished hiz hikin buuts…..

SweetMotherOfMars

{{{Smammie}}}
Ai haf had cupola nietz liek dat. Haz nize kittehs tew chaufferit, but Dibor… devir… Borkin up iz hard tew dew.
Ai haf hikin buuts, tew… but wii gee-lol-oh-gee ladiez doan polish dem. Luckyee if Ai member tew cleen orf mudz.
Aisle embraze doze “Hall ov Mt Keeng” eerwrms… mebbe hummalong noa.

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SweetMotherOfMars

noa = nao :oops:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Shur did mist sumfing heer ????? Smammie? wut teh hek yu tokz abowt?

SweetMotherOfMars

Wuz lincage tew mewsic fur Conga-rat line onna udder fred.
Earwormz mustah lubbd eet moochly. Keyp sangun ett tew mii.
Hummun rly.

 
 
woozled

Waow! Altec A7s… tehrez a trip daown memmre layne. Habbunt seed a pare ob dose sinse… oh, gotta b 1985 or tehreaboots. Ai uster werk 4 teh saownd kontracter bak tehn in mai miss-pended yoof.

Smammie

Wuz’nt it phun? Ub coors, U nawt eber findin’ mii ’splain’ wear dey cumd frum, noar whi dey lukz liek teh wunz frum teh topz ub teh speeker poles on teh Razzleberry Park boardwalk….whoosh, wuz hebby n teh snow storm dint halp wenh stannin ontop ub teh ol’ econoline… ooopsie…

 
 
john

shut up you clogg head

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4½ Kittehs

Kant… cwyte… get… dat liddle peese ob mowsie owt frum btween teefs

 
 
TheMadLibrarian

Nom nom nom…

Minteh fresh ok for hyuminz, mebbe. For kittehs, not so grate, akshully. Tuna is prefurred.

Indefatigable

Mai kitteh lieks mint. Prolly finks iz catnip, bcuz he eets it an den wunders where teh buzz iz.

altosinger

Catnip bee part ob teh mint fambly. Mint bee good (wen kittehs roll in itt, an dey duz) foar skeerin teh flees awai.

 
 
mugglemary

mai bois allus makes teh “pleh - no want! ” fase when ai letz tehm smell mai toofbrush. whai ai letz tehm smell it iz a hole nother thred.

 
 
lemps

oorrr, atleast make sure its not YOUR toothbrush. o well…

 
janeismycat

o noes! teh kittehs needs 2 brufs teh teefs toooo!

 
 
TheMadLibrarian

Jeeves an Brandon_ha, what woud U like for your nawt-sekund treet?

Brandon_ha

I propo… prop auge…sug.. tink we shud hab a buffeh wit wittl disposabible tewfbrushes in da bafrums!

 
 
SolnEsther

Dis kitteh is pleased dat her hoomins leaves so much tastey debris on der toof brushes, ‘Its almost a meal’ she say.

DavecanhasDrTinycat

Dats nasteh.

Funneh.

But nasteh. :D

kafleen

Well, dat purty much sums up teh whole bag o trix, relllee.

Hey, Sol…if u wur Paul instead, and u speekded Espanol, wud u bee Paulyester?

kafleen

an if Diana Shore wuz ur gurl, wud u bee PaulyShore?

*shivurrs*

kafleen

Or if Amanda wuz ur gurl…

SolAmanda!

kafleen

And if your name was Noid, an hers wuz Ann, ud bee Annoid?

Oh, wait….I bett u alreddee r.

/runs

SweetMotherOfMars

An if Ellah Fitzgrld had marrid guy frum Candeed Camra…
wud be Ella Funt?

 
altosinger

An if Martha Raye marryd Peter Gunn, she’d be Martha Raye Gunn!

SweetMotherOfMars

Lub dat!!!

 
 
 
SolnEsther

Silly donkee - if her name was Annoid weed be SolAnnoid

woozled

Bettur tehn ParAnnoid!
.
(Remnembner: Jus’ cuz joo iz nawt parannoyd duz nawt meen tehy r nawt owt 2 getz joo!)

 
 
 
 
 
leeza-b

or, if he wuz a fronsch chikkin, he wud be PouletShore!

 
SolnEsther

I do hav a meffod fer for deeling wiff R rated critters (qats donkees etc.) I call it der SolRsystem

 
DavecanhasDrTinycat

To da moon, Aliss, err Kafleen! :D

kafleen

Urs is farrrr bettur dan teh terribull thot dat came too MY mind.

idansdansdans

1 ginormous step for donkey….

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SolnEsther

Yowsa iddd loky dat cranky looking black qat you is sportin. I luv it.

 
SolnEsther

An fanx DaveCHDTC, das wut I wooda sed cept, as usual, Ise a day late anna dollar short.

 
idansdansdans

Fanks, SnE!!!
I am xcitid 2 see whut yu wil pik 4 yore avatar!!!
Tihs kitteh hassa lil red toung taht goes in an owt.. but dosnt werk on heer. :sad:

 
kafleen

Sol’s gunna git an avatar?

I has a nerrbus.