4 out of 5 dentists recommend
4 out of 5 dentists recommend not letting your cat do this
unless der be sumfing in ur kittehs mowf.
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teh fith dennist wuz laffin too mush an’ fergot to chek “OMGWTFBBQ NoWAI!!” on hims annser-paepur.
Eethur dat, or fith dennizt wuz akshulie CheezBurger himsulf.
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Oh great adn wundermouse Gibbocat!!
I cum b4 u wif a humble rekwest.
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I haf ben pondering 4 menny daze upon deh name uv ur Tywonese
soup plier, Mr He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last.
I b noeing taht tehre must 2 beeing sumfing I b missing.
I b noeing it must b habbing deh meening.
I think I hav teh nawt-seccund part desiferd.
Can I b habbing a clue? Oar a hint.
Like iz teh ^(n) used mafematically?
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I remain ur most fayf full admirer,
mj
Wuz wundurin wut wuz up wif dat fif dentizt. Fanku fr teh insiet.
Mommeh kitteh cheks 2 maik sur kittens R uzing toofpaist.
kitteh has hawt date tunite and wantz to no hav bad flavor
ouch missed nawt second by meer secundz!
sry. we share nawt secund k?
yew maekd a tye bye conshenshush?
Conga-rats twe yew bof.
(Nao ebber tyme Ai tipe ‘Conga-rats’ earworms beegin tahum “Hall ov teh Mt. Keeng”… sumcheez haz splaininz tew dew.)
wood b much worse iffen U ben dere 30 odd yeras ago. Involving almond stuffed olives, Droste bittersweet pastilles, 2 much Meyers, , a pair of A-7 Voice of the Theatre speakerz and strange Jamaican vegetation.. oh yes, an abowt a dozen huumins playing the part of the ratz. U tink U gotz earwurmz…I gotz flashback…oohh mai mis-pent yute….
…oh, n gotz teh scar on mai arm frum teh pinochle game taht started it awl. iz splained? r iz TMI?
Iz veree intreeging… go 4 it, Smammie.
did i forgetz about teh liddle Doxie named Rasputin chasin’ awl uz Ratz? Or howz it ended-a-macated wen teh hospital called lookin’ 4 teh keyz to teh medicine cabinet ?(onlie borrow tehm 4 teh free std klinic Dewey wuz runnin’ dat summer)
Sowwy bowt yur arm, wuz ruff gaem pinochle? Card sharks, mebbe?
Nawt TMI, jamaican me laff!
arm, be fine, ruint teh scar years later wen Grm.shprd googie name ub Rambo tuk a fence 2 teh mai deliberry ub teh mail at teh tiem.
oh, nawt card sharks, teh boys tawt dat staying sober wuz cheatin’..wif dem, cudda ben rite, noas i tink bowt it….
in fackt, tinkin’ bk , onliest bad ting taht came outto dat nite wuz I felt in lub wif mai ex (wahl, him wuzn’t mai ex den, ub coors), I liked teh way he polished hiz hikin buuts…..
{{{Smammie}}}
Ai haf had cupola nietz liek dat. Haz nize kittehs tew chaufferit, but Dibor… devir… Borkin up iz hard tew dew.
Ai haf hikin buuts, tew… but wii gee-lol-oh-gee ladiez doan polish dem. Luckyee if Ai member tew cleen orf mudz.
Aisle embraze doze “Hall ov Mt Keeng” eerwrms… mebbe hummalong noa.
noa = nao
Shur did mist sumfing heer ????? Smammie? wut teh hek yu tokz abowt?
Wuz lincage tew mewsic fur Conga-rat line onna udder fred.
Earwormz mustah lubbd eet moochly. Keyp sangun ett tew mii.
Hummun rly.
Waow! Altec A7s… tehrez a trip daown memmre layne. Habbunt seed a pare ob dose sinse… oh, gotta b 1985 or tehreaboots. Ai uster werk 4 teh saownd kontracter bak tehn in mai miss-pended yoof.
Wuz’nt it phun? Ub coors, U nawt eber findin’ mii ’splain’ wear dey cumd frum, noar whi dey lukz liek teh wunz frum teh topz ub teh speeker poles on teh Razzleberry Park boardwalk….whoosh, wuz hebby n teh snow storm dint halp wenh stannin ontop ub teh ol’ econoline… ooopsie…
shut up you clogg head
i lik sharez!
Oh, LOL indeed!!!
Kant… cwyte… get… dat liddle peese ob mowsie owt frum btween teefs
Awsum
Nom nom nom…
Minteh fresh ok for hyuminz, mebbe. For kittehs, not so grate, akshully. Tuna is prefurred.
Mai kitteh lieks mint. Prolly finks iz catnip, bcuz he eets it an den wunders where teh buzz iz.
Catnip bee part ob teh mint fambly. Mint bee good (wen kittehs roll in itt, an dey duz) foar skeerin teh flees awai.
mai bois allus makes teh “pleh – no want! ” fase when ai letz tehm smell mai toofbrush. whai ai letz tehm smell it iz a hole nother thred.
oorrr, atleast make sure its not YOUR toothbrush. o well…
o noes! teh kittehs needs 2 brufs teh teefs toooo!
Minti fwesh tewnapaste.
Jeeves an Brandon_ha, what woud U like for your nawt-sekund treet?
I propo… prop auge…sug.. tink we shud hab a buffeh wit wittl disposabible tewfbrushes in da bafrums!
Dis kitteh is pleased dat her hoomins leaves so much tastey debris on der toof brushes, ‘Its almost a meal’ she say.
Dats nasteh.
Funneh.
But nasteh.
Well, dat purty much sums up teh whole bag o trix, relllee.
Hey, Sol…if u wur Paul instead, and u speekded Espanol, wud u bee Paulyester?
an if Diana Shore wuz ur gurl, wud u bee PaulyShore?
*shivurrs*
Or if Amanda wuz ur gurl…
SolAmanda!
And if your name was Noid, an hers wuz Ann, ud bee Annoid?
Oh, wait….I bett u alreddee r.
/runs
An if Ellah Fitzgrld had marrid guy frum Candeed Camra…
wud be Ella Funt?
An if Martha Raye marryd Peter Gunn, she’d be Martha Raye Gunn!
Lub dat!!!
Silly donkee – if her name was Annoid weed be SolAnnoid
Bettur tehn ParAnnoid!
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(Remnembner: Jus’ cuz joo iz nawt parannoyd duz nawt meen tehy r nawt owt 2 getz joo!)
yah, Sol.
or, if he wuz a fronsch chikkin, he wud be PouletShore!
snerk
*snurt*
I do hav a meffod fer for deeling wiff R rated critters (qats donkees etc.) I call it der SolRsystem
Ooh, I gets too go on a trip?
Uh, oh. Furgit wutt I sed.
To da moon, Aliss, err Kafleen!
Urs is farrrr bettur dan teh terribull thot dat came too MY mind.
1 ginormous step for donkey….
Yowsa iddd loky dat cranky looking black qat you is sportin. I luv it.
An fanx DaveCHDTC, das wut I wooda sed cept, as usual, Ise a day late anna dollar short.
Fanks, SnE!!!
I am xcitid 2 see whut yu wil pik 4 yore avatar!!!
Tihs kitteh hassa lil red toung taht goes in an owt.. but dosnt werk on heer.
Sol’s gunna git an avatar?
I has a nerrbus.
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Kresst neu flavvr: toona….testun sammun nex.
sry, no sammin dis yeer. nawt can fish fur dem awf coast ub Orgon oar Calfurneez.
Saw massus ov sammum fishun botes gowin downe kollumbea gorge in Orgon. Ehhhhh…. wsnt Orgon an aleun in Doktor Mew?
naow-
Orgon wrotted badz poetri inz hitchhikaz guid-
I juz heardz ’bout da naow sammin fishi in orygun (iz hardz bein misplacd orygonian in colormarado- wher de fink orygun forgin countri….ryli!) Iz wurried, i haz lotza frenz in whinnyminchester bay in orygun who hab charta boatz n ‘mercial fishn boatz. Dis guna beez da bad, bad, badz fur dem n fur da liddli townz der. Weiz gotz bottoms fishn- deh tasti, butz nobudi wantz ta goez fishn fur dem, deh kumz up lik ded logz……
dis beenz frentened befour, butz da fishy board haz awlwaiz gibbin uz a leas a monf of fishn……
hop mai frenz don getz crabbi n startz snapin at sumfin…….
momcat
We gotz Atlamtik Salmonzez heer in teh norfeest…
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And tehre iz awlwais ‘The Salmon of Doubt’…
troo-
I won says whut weiz say bout ‘lantic salmon….iz kinda snobbi….
salmon ub doubt gotz lota fiber….. flava kinda woodi howeber….
momcat
(psst…‘The Salmon of Doubt’ wuz Douglas Adams last book, published posthumously)
Hao did tehis getz daown heer? It wuz sposta bee up tehre wehre wee wuz discussin salmon….
Naow it iz!!! WTF, stoopy WP!?
Tehre iz no rime or reesin- itz jus wierd press… bein wierd press!
yupz- I noeded dat-
gascat founded da buk at himz hi skul librarmary- wuz furst tyme I hearded ub it, I fout I hadz read all himz buks awlreadi!
iz soos awld dat i member when HGG wuz on da radiamo- I listen eber weak- I reli realated to Marvin…..
momcat
Rly??? Onlee 4 outta 5? I tink mebbe #5 wuz dat crazee doctur frum teh Simpsons.
I fink dat guy comes to icanhascheezburger.com. Him’s allus saying: Ohai ebrybodies!
kittehs need tew brush tehre teefs, tew!
Teh fif rekognizes dat teh kitteh be teh oberlord n can dew asit d**n welll pleezes.
Amen.
No, anom.
How you peoples no dat not dat kitteh’s toofbrush?
Kitteh sai: “Teh foosha wun. It are myne.”
OOoooops.. Sorree, Dave.
Too late!
iddd- i b lubbing ur atavar. such a beauteemouse kittee-kat.
verry sexxee & mysteareeus.
idansdansdans!!!!!
Ur avatar!!!!!
It’s byooteemuss!!!!
I wuz trying 2 b saying deh same ting @ teh same tyme.
And werdpretzel ated mine commint. it will prolly horck it up sumtime wyle I b sleeping.
But I b luvving ur avatar, iddd!!! So sexxee & mystyryus!
Gee fanks! He hazza liddel tonng taht liks in an owt, butt, it duzin sho up on heer. Tew bad…
my vet sugested brushin mai kittehs teef. yea rite! He gots pointy ens en knoes how to us em
yu may wunt tew cumsidur it, tho. if he duzznt get hiz teef kleened, tehy mae fawl owt adn he wunt bee abul tew eet enny moar…just a thot
inkwiring minds want to noe- HOO is the 5th dentist????
Dr. TinyCat iz mite being a dentist?
hmmmm thats a thot!
maybee itz a new kitteh sanitizing system fur teh teefs. but… do not want!
ai think this kitteh’s hyoomin will be thinking sumthin fishee is goin on 2morrow morning…
wun tiem ai went to brushing mai teefs n ai fownded a eerwig curled amung teh brissels. Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
eww! Those are teh pleh!
ai had to has spray for those 2 yeers ago.. so many arownd, all ovur teh place..and teh last straw wuz when I brot my clothes off the line and sum eerwigs crawld out uf mai wunderwears.
Yup, dem lieks to keep warm inna nies kleen clofes onna lien, espeshully dah whyte undees!
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Ai donut liking to keel aneefing, butt eerwigs be pusshing der luk.
mebbeh yew kan krush dem wif a liddul Buddha stachewette az teh kompromyze??
*pik wun up frum teh Tybooteek – noo wif teh E Z cleen bayz!!*
Oh gibbocat, wut a grate kompromize! Ennywai, ai be doing tehms a favur, rite? Tehy can be reenc.. rienk… cumming bak az hire lief form, liek flutterbye oar kitteh oar donkee!
Orin Scrivello, DDS!!
“Oh, the gas isn’t for you Seymour, it’s for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this.”
Suddenlee See-more—iz standin beesyde mee….
Hee noe gib meh ordurrz
He noe comdessend…
Cats love the mint. I had a cat that was incredibly well behaved until I rattled (not even open) the plastic wrap on girl scout thin mint cookies. Then he would run in sit on my lap and wait for me to open them. As soon as I took one out he grabbed it. You have to understand that I water bottled him yelled, and all kinds of discipline the vet suggested and in all else was the best behaved cat I’ve ever had. But he was addicted to thin mints. If I ate it before he could grab it he would sniff my mouth like I was holding out on him. Great cat. I miss him.
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Kitteh sniffs ackusingly: Yu boughted a cookie, but yew edit?
never heard so much crap in all my days, get alife you silly person
…this reminds me of the time I accidentally used my friend’s toothbrush…afterwards I was rinsing with Listerine like crazy.
…and I never told him. =X Shh…
What did you use it for?
*falls too floor*
I hope Polyester doan fine dis….
I can’t fine dis, nor incarcerate it neever.
muh prev (practice) wyfe upacked der toiletries from a trip we took and put the toofbrushes in nawt usuall places. I used the one on the front right, das where myne alweys goes. She got awl freaking yelling dat wus not my toofbrush dat mine wuz a red one. I yelt bak dat ob course it wer mine tufbrush, it were inna place where my tufbrush goes, no matter wut color it is. She fot I was stoopy for bean geographic and I fowt she was stoopy fer being chromatic. Vive le differmints, eh?
Hm..dis cud get innurestin inteh dark.
/runs
Kafleen, u must 2 stop deh running, adn start deh flying.
u haf deh wingz, using dem, Flutter Bai Dawn Kee!!!!
Anom
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Diamond Kitteh
*sees*
oooh, 4.5…..u know wutt wud bee soo wunnurfull? If u gotted an
avatar at Word Press an it wuz a big Diamond!
Here’s a stunning one.
bradleygoughdiamonds.com/pictures/diamond.jpg
Tihs wun iz also nyce
w w w dot mnh.si.edu/museum/VirtualTour/Tour/Second/Hope/index.html
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A liddel smawlish, butt it wil doo…
Grate ideeah! Ai has a abatar but WeirdPress donut C fit to letting it show up wif mai commints. Ai trai again.
It takes a cuppul ub days too show up.
Good ideer!
cweenmj – whin ai reed whut yu ’say’, in mai hed, ai heer teh voys ov Glenda Teh Good Witch’ from WoOz!
Just fawt ai’d shayr…
Y fank u tree heevens!! Taht b sew sweet!
But frum now on, I will b feeling like her.
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IRL mai voys soundz nothing like Glenda teh Good
Witch.
Ooohh. Luk! I b floating in deh irreedesent bubel!
Joo r welcum, mai cween….. *curtseez low*
In mai hed, yu ar waybin teh ‘majik wand’, tu!
Mai vizyulizashuns…. let mee tell yu ‘bowt dem!
(an, Kafleen’s voys? In mai hed, she hez ‘tinkly’ voys – nawt ‘hee-haw-y’ et awl!! )
I seed dat an it maded mee all warm inside.
tinkly voys huh? In muh she has soitin Sgt Rock drill instructer sound but when she nawt holding the majik bonkin stich den she sounds lyk Lauren Bacal.
U noe wutt Lauren USED too sown like beefoar her famuss
voyce, doancha? I bet Sol doo, butt furr teh uniformed, she
had little skweekee voyce an dey not wunt her! So she go way.
An cum back wiff throaty voice!
it is one of the seksiest moments in film history wen she say,
“You do know how to whistle don’t you?, Just put yer lipz togedder an blow”
*swoon*
Hey SnE!!! “Wut abowt Mae West?” I luv herz moobiez…
She’s a liddle moar overt, tho, tahn L. Bacawl!
Taht cuz she didn haz Bo0gie, I betcha!
that’s exactly how i confused my friend’s toothbrush for mine. his toothbrush was where mine was supposed to be. imagine my surprise when while i was brushing my teeth, i saw my OWN toothbrush on the countertop.
“PLEH! ai can haz moufwash plz?”
I done wanna sound lyk hippy frum 60s but why does peeps git so freaky over swapping toofbruches when just the nigh before they mighta been swappin spit or puttin der moufs in other intimate places? nawt lojical.
Well, yah. Dat’s teh thot I been keepin too mah self throo owt dis
thred.
Wun time I sneekilee used my hubby toofbrush too brush mah
eyebrows, cuz mine wuz wet, an hee fownded out and got sooooo
bentowttashape hee went too wurk an tole alla dem an dey all say
ewwwwwww so gwoss an he cum back and biatch sum moar an tell
mee wutt dey say. (Small town aint gott nuffin betta too talk about…
doo u?
I wood like you to make a note at this poynt that I yam being very nyce to you Kafleen. There is some low hanging froot here that I could easily pluck but it mite be unkind to you si any jokes I mighta made about you brushink eyebrow are being leff alone.
However if I was yer husband den I tink I mighta assumed that after allah my squawking the old toofbrush was about to undo sum indignitty and dat it mite be smart to buy a new won jess in kase, and carry it wiff me always.
OOooo… Tiaht gibs meh a REAL *mind wurm*
Gee, fanks, gais!
I am impressed. Teh funniness, too mee, is dat froot dat is still
left hanging an everbuddee snickurs too self.
Alwayz remember to use moufwosh an flawss
‘Flawss’?? Datz whut mauziz tayulz am 4 !!11
K ai go brush n flawss nao.
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Nitey nite awl.
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Sweet dreemz. {{{{4½ Kittehs}}}}
i sented you a nupdate- hopes i didit rite!
Oh, Mary O!!!! Its U!!!!!! I must 2 b checking my emailz!!!!!!!!!
Thank u. thank u. thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R u habbing fun???
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*cumes back frum deh e-mailz.
Ur messig came frew loud & clear.
The picturez r deh awsum & full uv win!!
Mary!!!
How is U????
*donkee hops up an down*
I wunts too heer! I wunts too heer!
Ohai, Mais Oui!!
We wanna see pichurs, too!!!
We miss yu!
Luv ur avatar, iddd!!
i will forwarding it 2 u.
brb
Fanks, mai cween!!!
Ok, chek ur emailz iddd & kafleen. if u sending mary O
an email, she will putting u on her mail list. she b sew
sweet, ower mary O!!!!!
Tanks u!!!!!!
gud nite kids!!!
{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}
nite-nite…
*Muah*
Beh kareful 2 dispoze ov teh flawss prahpurrly or you edn up wif dis, onlee wif a kitth insted of teh skwerl:
h t t p ://w w w .friendsoffoamy.com/index.php?id=371
EEEeeww!!!
Pee Ess Linkee woddin werk til I tuk OFFF te h http:// an jus went wif the www.
Drattid Werd prezz!!!!!!
I didin rite ( h t t p ://) WP jus putted it in dere.
Ya gotsa taik it off 4 teh linky 2 werk.!
The 5th dentist also happens to be a lolcat
Kitteh haz hot dayt tunite!
(Wut wil hims du wif teh shayvyng creem onna bafrume kaunter?)
Dis looks like mah Kitty!
Whut duz 5th one say??
pissed right off with people putting photo’s of there there stupid flea ridden cats on the net. there not funny, there stupid just like there owners.
What’s up with the fifth one? Smoking Trident or something?