Not without my blankie!
Not without my blankie!
no!! dey b stealin mai blanket!
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im cold blooded , u kno!
heeer has a nice warm blankie to warm teh cockles ob yer liddel hart
conga rats awn yr nawt second
aim rilllly strechin mai mind to fink ob a SNAKE dans…….. oh aye noes…. teh snaik charmer
ai find a snake charmer on yooooootoooooooob but omg!! ai gots a hedake jus frum lissnin to it……. srry
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thank u dear jamamakitteh! i haz a happy! my nawt sekond FFL
charming snake dans wud B charming!
Haaalp!! Itz a charming snake!! Get in teh baskit!!!
lol! dunt charm mee, snayk! bak in teh baskit yu go!
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Fanks!! *Muah* {{{{{no 1 in particular}}}}}
yew ask an yew shall receive!!! earplugs on order…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXi-ZXbtfic&feature=related
teh snake charmer dans
twisty
twerly
shake teh rite hip
shake the left hip
shakey shakey
ring teh bells
trai tew undulate……….. oh ders, ai fink mai hip went out.
i got a head ach just by reading dat.
Yeah, itt cud nock yer neck outta line an gib yoo a nastee hedake.
o dear, undulatin takes much practis.
i sendz kiropractor bunbun over 2 fix ur hip, kay?
U shud applie de “Wild Mountain Thyme” limamum, limiment, rub-stuff to plaice taht hurtz rite awayz. Hears big jar 2 B keepin
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awww yew are awl sew kind tew be helpin me owt!! the WMT limminint souns wunnerful……..
grabs a glob an rubs it onna hips……
yippee, ai fink dat werks
ai cud almos fink ai wuz in mai 30s or 40s agin!!
dat wuz “almos”
iffn yew sees a dancin lady runs across teh screen and bak, it wud be me
Tankx! {{{{{no 1 in particular}}}}}
ohai mr. snake … o-pinyuns are divided here at d’Beaker Laboratories, but we thinks this little guy might be a california kingsnake. If so (and even if nawt-so; when do we wurry about the details at ICHC when we cans enjoy teh music??), maybe this twisty and slinky song might add to teh festivities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9xOFI2vC8&feature=related
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happy caturday to eberybody, an congrats to kayjoy
Ohai PdB…
*psst.. didju heer..??? Old chemists nebber dye.. they jus stawp reactin?*
snerk!
*sreekz up beehind PdB*
*pownses awn PdB*
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No, dat b a snake, not a snerk.
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Boi, u’d think deh emeenent perfesser wud b noeing dat!!
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Dat iz indeed a common California kingsnake, genus Lamropeltis, I fergit teh speeceez. We gotz dem bai teh ton araond 4 howse. Dey’s very peeceful liddle peepls if handled gently, an maek good pets if deyz obtayned frum a repyootibble dealer. I pikked 1 up 2 git it owt uv teh way 1ce, an all I got was a tung-flickr: “No flavr heer”. “No flavr heer either”, sez I , an set it daon in a nahss, shady, aot-ub-teh-way-plaess. Happy snaek.
Purty Caliking - Lampropeltis getulus (get-blanket-ulus more like) californiae
Eets them all things, even c’feemugs; beleef them all things has a flavr. Sumtime, takes much conveencing that no flavr has fingers… Teh kitteh in mai haus, they watches the flicky-tails because Sierra-caliking eet tail if too close.
Just reading that gave me a headache.
dunt wurry. yull get teh hang ov it, eventually
Teh kollege kidz bak hoem useded to do a “snake dans” down teh main street after teh Homecoming Parade. Wuz mush fun to watch an mush more fun to do.
How dis snake dans goes?
So wiis can awl joynz in adn dans dis dans 2!
ai’m gunna gibb ebbrybuddy a randum hug tewdae!
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fank yew 4 deh hug….
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Me to ive got ice in my veins!
Hawt chokklit, too!
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Awww… fanks!
Eben a snakee habs to hab hims woobie.
ewwwwww, its a snake. get in teh car!!!!
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Fank yew!
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*shmoo*
Mah Daddey used to tell a storee ov a liddle kid he knew in school (prolly a cousin) that was a liddle homesick wen he went to skool. Ebery buddee waz farmers, and dis liddle kid wud carry round a dried up horse apple in hims pocket. Wen he wud get lonesome, he wud pull out teh horse apple, take a good wiff, and put it bak in hims pocket, so he wuddn’t be so homesick.
Taht beminds meh. Todai iz mai hurses birfdai. Shez 32 yees an cowntin!!
Carrot kake awl arownd!!!
Nawt second peecis goez 2 Kitkay an my “Dandelation” gurl.
Kitkay.. wood yu do teh honers ov blowin owt the candels???
I fink she mite lyke …
Apples
Bale o hai
crakid corn
D…
dried froooooot
eggplant???
filly to plai wit?
Dandylions
Ennyting green as grass
Forget me not flowers
G…
Graypz
Happi cats
Ice kreem
Jello
K…
Dalmayshunz
Elefant-sized treez
Froot
G…
Grain
Hai-steppin trots
ICHC peepz
Jello… carrit flavir
Kisses an hugz
Lemon drpos
M..
juicee pears
key to ur hart
lotsa room 2 run
many strokes wif teh brush
no fences and grass rolling on and on
oats. yes, i think oats.
peppirmint candiez
Qwik brown foxxis
Rellee sunny dayze
S…
sweet choklits!
teksas tew-step danse!
umbrelluhz
v…
Big Hug Fur U
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Menney mor birfdais to come
Nyce warm sunshyne
Oats
P…
*ai am a minute late ebbery tiem*
must type faster
Peanuts
Quackers (as in crackers, not Quakers)
Runnin liek teh wind
shakin off teh warm spring rains
timothy hay
umbrella fur hot days
Vegetabuls
Water, lots of
Xlophone, fur sum one to play soothing mewsik awn
Y…
yelloh bananananaz
zeebruhz!
Wows!!!! Fanks, ebryone!! I now Dandy wil love awl tihs stuffz!
I will put tihs alfmabetical lizt on herz doar for awl herz frenz to see haow mush sheez luvved!
Ai’m las butt Ai hoep nawt leest:
Heppy Birfdae tu yu, Heppy Birfdae tu yu,
Heppy Birfdae, Dere Dandy,
Heppy Birfdae tu yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!
*getz partee hat wif paum-paums onnit adn gentlee playses iyt awn Dandy’s hed*
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! DANDY!!!!!!! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!!!!!!