Not without my blankie!
Not without my blankie!
no!! dey b stealin mai blanket!
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im cold blooded , u kno!
heeer has a nice warm blankie to warm teh cockles ob yer liddel hart
conga rats awn yr nawt second
aim rilllly strechin mai mind to fink ob a SNAKE dans…….. oh aye noes…. teh snaik charmer
ai find a snake charmer on yooooootoooooooob but omg!! ai gots a hedake jus frum lissnin to it……. srry
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thank u dear jamamakitteh! i haz a happy! my nawt sekond FFL
charming snake dans wud B charming!
Haaalp!! Itz a charming snake!! Get in teh baskit!!!
lol! dunt charm mee, snayk! bak in teh baskit yu go!
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Fanks!! *Muah* {{{{{no 1 in particular}}}}}
yew ask an yew shall receive!!! earplugs on order…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXi-ZXbtfic&feature=related
teh snake charmer dans
twisty
twerly
shake teh rite hip
shake the left hip
shakey shakey
ring teh bells
trai tew undulate……….. oh ders, ai fink mai hip went out.
i got a head ach just by reading dat.
Yeah, itt cud nock yer neck outta line an gib yoo a nastee hedake.
o dear, undulatin takes much practis.
i sendz kiropractor bunbun over 2 fix ur hip, kay?
U shud applie de “Wild Mountain Thyme” limamum, limiment, rub-stuff to plaice taht hurtz rite awayz. Hears big jar 2 B keepin
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awww yew are awl sew kind tew be helpin me owt!! the WMT limminint souns wunnerful……..
grabs a glob an rubs it onna hips……
yippee, ai fink dat werks
ai cud almos fink ai wuz in mai 30s or 40s agin!!
dat wuz “almos”
iffn yew sees a dancin lady runs across teh screen and bak, it wud be me
Tankx! {{{{{no 1 in particular}}}}}
ohai mr. snake … o-pinyuns are divided here at d’Beaker Laboratories, but we thinks this little guy might be a california kingsnake. If so (and even if nawt-so; when do we wurry about the details at ICHC when we cans enjoy teh music??), maybe this twisty and slinky song might add to teh festivities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9xOFI2vC8&feature=related
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happy caturday to eberybody, an congrats to kayjoy
Ohai PdB…
*psst.. didju heer..??? Old chemists nebber dye.. they jus stawp reactin?*
snerk!
*sreekz up beehind PdB*
*pownses awn PdB*
{{{{{Phillipe d’Beaker}}}}}
No, dat b a snake, not a snerk.
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Boi, u’d think deh emeenent perfesser wud b noeing dat!!
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Dat iz indeed a common California kingsnake, genus Lamropeltis, I fergit teh speeceez. We gotz dem bai teh ton araond 4 howse. Dey’s very peeceful liddle peepls if handled gently, an maek good pets if deyz obtayned frum a repyootibble dealer. I pikked 1 up 2 git it owt uv teh way 1ce, an all I got was a tung-flickr: “No flavr heer”. “No flavr heer either”, sez I , an set it daon in a nahss, shady, aot-ub-teh-way-plaess. Happy snaek.
Purty Caliking – Lampropeltis getulus (get-blanket-ulus more like) californiae
Eets them all things, even c’feemugs; beleef them all things has a flavr. Sumtime, takes much conveencing that no flavr has fingers… Teh kitteh in mai haus, they watches the flicky-tails because Sierra-caliking eet tail if too close.
yep, thats a california King alright. i have two as pets. =)
this one is a “desert phase” calfornia king. there are also “banana phase,” which have the same pattern in dark brown and bright yellow instead of black and white. im fortunate enough to have one of each.
Yup, dats a CA king snayk alrites. I gots wun. her naym iz Queenie.
Just reading that gave me a headache.
dunt wurry. yull get teh hang ov it, eventually
Teh kollege kidz bak hoem useded to do a “snake dans” down teh main street after teh Homecoming Parade. Wuz mush fun to watch an mush more fun to do.
How dis snake dans goes?
So wiis can awl joynz in adn dans dis dans 2!
ai’m gunna gibb ebbrybuddy a randum hug tewdae!
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fank yew 4 deh hug….
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{{{{{ GROOOOP HUUUUUUUGG}}}}}
Me to ive got ice in my veins!
Hawt chokklit, too!
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Awww… fanks!
Eben a snakee habs to hab hims woobie.
ewwwwww, its a snake. get in teh car!!!!
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Fank yew!
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*shmoo*
Mah Daddey used to tell a storee ov a liddle kid he knew in school (prolly a cousin) that was a liddle homesick wen he went to skool. Ebery buddee waz farmers, and dis liddle kid wud carry round a dried up horse apple in hims pocket. Wen he wud get lonesome, he wud pull out teh horse apple, take a good wiff, and put it bak in hims pocket, so he wuddn’t be so homesick.
Taht beminds meh. Todai iz mai hurses birfdai. Shez 32 yees an cowntin!!
Carrot kake awl arownd!!!
Nawt second peecis goez 2 Kitkay an my “Dandelation” gurl.
Kitkay.. wood yu do teh honers ov blowin owt the candels???
I fink she mite lyke …
Apples
Bale o hai
crakid corn
D…
dried froooooot
eggplant???
filly to plai wit?
Dandylions
Ennyting green as grass
Forget me not flowers
G…
Graypz
Happi cats
Ice kreem
Jello
K…
Dalmayshunz
Elefant-sized treez
Froot
G…
Grain
Hai-steppin trots
ICHC peepz
Jello… carrit flavir
Kisses an hugz
Lemon drpos
M..
juicee pears
key to ur hart
lotsa room 2 run
many strokes wif teh brush
no fences and grass rolling on and on
oats. yes, i think oats.
peppirmint candiez
Qwik brown foxxis
Rellee sunny dayze
S…
sweet choklits!
teksas tew-step danse!
umbrelluhz
v…
Big Hug Fur U
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Menney mor birfdais to come
Nyce warm sunshyne
Oats
P…
*ai am a minute late ebbery tiem*
must type faster
Peanuts
Quackers (as in crackers, not Quakers)
Runnin liek teh wind
shakin off teh warm spring rains
timothy hay
umbrella fur hot days
Vegetabuls
Water, lots of
Xlophone, fur sum one to play soothing mewsik awn
Y…
yelloh bananananaz
zeebruhz!
Wows!!!! Fanks, ebryone!! I now Dandy wil love awl tihs stuffz!
I will put tihs alfmabetical lizt on herz doar for awl herz frenz to see haow mush sheez luvved!
Ai’m las butt Ai hoep nawt leest:
Heppy Birfdae tu yu, Heppy Birfdae tu yu,
Heppy Birfdae, Dere Dandy,
Heppy Birfdae tu yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!
*getz partee hat wif paum-paums onnit adn gentlee playses iyt awn Dandy’s hed*
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! DANDY!!!!!!! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!!!!!!
hug ov teh randumness!
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Thankz, {{{{{no 1 in particular}}}}} ai reelee needed it today!!!
“Nudder wun fur u den.
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Very floofy stall stuffz
Wealth of hursie snax
X shaiped jumps… liddel onez onlee
Y
Yummy Shugurr lumpz
Zupa szczawiowa (a Polish sorrel soup)
OoOOOOpss.. I ment Kayjoy… SEW sorree!!
Congratz on yur nawt second Kayjoy…
o idansdansdans, thank u fur sharin ur lovely cake with me!
i wish ur pretti Dandelion many moar years with u & many happy returns of teh day ! we’ll save sum carrot cake fur kitkay-she’ll show up soon im shure.
Fanks.. Yore sew sweet!
Yummy…
WOW!!!1! 32!!!! Happee Birfday Dandee! Here’s sum speshul peppermint flabored appul treets fur u.
Ai rides a hores whoes 20-sumfing, n ai fawt dat wuz old!
Dandy duz nawt noe sheez unyoosually “up in yeers”. She goez owt to pastuor wif an “old gray mair” taht iz 20-sumfing, hoo iz her bff.
She iz retyrd an luvvin it!
Poor snakee iz awl tied up in knots at the fot ov leebing hoam wifowt hims blankee.
cornsnake is corny?
U doin OK, Elfi?
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{{{{{Elfi}}}}} Hao yoo dooin?
snake: ai haz a blanky!…NNNNOOOO!!!111!!!!1!! TEHY B TAYKIN MEE FRUM MAI BLANKY!!!!111!!!!1!!11!
Nuu saga uf ’search for teh buk…er, blainkee’?
or teh blankyz serch foar teh snake! wut doo teh rest ov yu tink?
Votes, peepulz!!11!!!!11!!1!
i tink dat dis iz 1 snaek who iz gonna hold on to his blanky, fang-u berry much.
Yikes.. Pleeze nawt to “fang” me!!
*Dang me… Otta gita rope an hang me..*
ok, no fangs fur u, i’ll go find an elderly snaek
*Hai frum teh haiest TREEEEEEEEE!
Wummin wontcha weep fur meh*
Shure—butt kan yoo lollerskayt inna buffuloe heard?
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I’m in yer pipes….kleenun’ wif mai snake.
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Yeh, I hab to taek mah blankee, and mah liddle pet mowsie, too.
Doan furget teh mowsie.
wot yu means nu blainkees allowed?
Most restaurants doan eben hab a blankee section enny moar.
Iz all Non-Blankee.
sorree, dat’s us crazifornians fault. we like to pass laws to protect u from potenshul fun or enjoimint.
what are you talking about.
dat ar berry un-nice! why ar nuu blainkee secshuns? what blainkee eber do to yu?
if fun or enjoimant iz banned and legalz, what ar worth libing for!? bring baks teh blainkeez!
” brinngs bak o brinngs bak
o brinngs bak mai blanki to meiz to meiz
brinngs bak mai blanki to meiz!
fishykitteh haz purdy red n yella corn snake. shez nic n friendsly- unlez shez hongry…. shez likz to curlz up on da tummi ta beez warm…..
oh hai awl-
weiz stil hear. weiz jus buzier den da burdy doggie (aksulmali, our birdi doggi slepz awl da tyme)
ifnz gascat nawt writin ‘puter programz, den himz be writin papurrs fur engamlish class. ‘puter claz fun, engamlish class nawt sos gud. Teacha nawt understandin dat da ADHD student no kanz ‘member oral directions. Gascat keepz missin instructimuns ’cause teacha no writin dem daon. – N’ teaca wont lets gascat use himz tapeyrecorder…..
howeber- in ‘puter class, himz wurkin in C++ awn eclisp- whic I gader iz da nasti. Butz himz gotz himz las function ta wurk correctly on da furst tri! saids himz feel like Teho an da green light fingy…. himz wuz sos happi hadz to ti string ta da paw ta keepz himz frum floatn awai!
fishykitteh jus finish a badz grup project fur secial studiz.. nawbudi elz in da grup wud doos anifing- almos sentz da fishykitteh ober da edge (really- was scary….) shez hatz nawt gettn gud grad, butz hatz doin da hole project cause shez naow dat meenz da resta da grup getz “F”’s n dat bodder her muchly….
project gotz presenteded on frysday- wentz horribli, howeber, i tolded her it wud sos shez mad butz at leas shez didn hab a nerbous breakdown (just barely didn’t, I almost had to take her to the ER one night….). Gladz dat ober. Naow iz gunna be a badz techa/ gud mommi, Iz takn herz owta dat skul 3 weaks earli, dat when gascat finishez dis term. Iz jus gunna tellz da skul dat weiz movin naow- (weiz movin in joon reali) n dat herz las dai b Mai 9th sos gib her da finalz naow n den bi bi ta u! Dis skul doin herz moar badz den gudz. -As a techa, I shud be moar upseted den i beez. Dis skul beez da horiables!
Iz plonkn alawng mai skul bein strang but oh wellz I lebin anihows…. mai las two classz bez da bad. but Iz dun wif dem naow. Iz gotz weak off frum class! yeahh!!!!!!! – jus meenz moar timz to pak im fraid…. wud lubz ta frow eberyfing out n jus startz ober. butz dat nawt practimacal….
sry so long…..
bak to yur regularli scheduled lolz!
momcat
Fank Yew fur teh wunnerful update, MomCat!
Stoopy teechers, nawt letting Gascat use hims recorder or gib him written instructions. Wat wud it hurt? Dat stuffs drived meh cwazy!
I so sowy dat Fishykitteh got so stressed owt. Dat’s nawt gud fur her healf! Kids possed to go to skool to get strong in the brain and teh body so they can maek their way in life. Ur rite to taek her owt early.
Glad to heer ur pleh classes r over.
Hope to see some posts frum u in teh next week.
I miss U!
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it always bugs me to encounter teh teachers taht donut recongize when they is failing teh stoodents. looking forward to seeing mc, gc, and fkitteh back here soon.
fanks Romeow n Pd’B
weiz shud be ’round hear soonz – ICHC gud stress relif fur da fishykitteh b strangli ICHC iz helpn da gascat ta beez moar creativ on himz paperz!
momcat
hai there!!! ai ees back!! at leest until I get a new programming assignment. But going back to teh tawpic at paw, een mai data structures class, we recently had a a vewwy nasty test, awlmost nobunny finishded! an looking bak over eet, there were several badly dun questions, in fact, ai lost about twenny points becuz ai wuz reeding teh prawblums kwickly an ai answered a hole set of questions wrong becuz of this, he also used functions in his answers dat we din’t kno we culd use! an he refuses to believe dat the low average (about 65) ees in enny way due to the test etself! he beleeves dat teh class duzzent unnerstand pointers! (which we sorta do, dey’re tricky)
okay rant over.
ennywais, nise tu be baks.
The thing is, they can be FORCED to make the accommodation. If you’ve gotten an IEP, and a diagnosis, they HAVE to accommodate under the ADA. Our teenytiny school district was small, but the ADA was DEFINITELY our friend. We finally got to the point where we had an aide going with him to all his classes. (I called her the “Porta-Mom!) Carmen was a big help—because the kids who were picking fights w/Josh just to see him go up in a puff of smoke now knew they were going to get caught! If you weren’t leaving the school district, you could have a little fun with them. But you are, and thanks to the new rules, all that goes with the kids anymore is the grades. There IS no more Permanent Record Card! Woohoo! (That would have been nice when altosinger wuz a kitten…!)
I ar go nini nao. ish bedtime fer me.
mmm…blainkee…
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nao dunt bee dwinkin tew mush, ya heer?
Use bedder beh kareful oart tehy ban ICHC!!
everyone call me shadow!
hi shadow
u r cool
thanks.
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Shadow!
careful its going to attack!
Ai haz herd ub pigs-in-a-blankie, but neber ub snakes-in-a-blankie.
Iz it nomible? Nom nom nom.
Pleh! Not so gud acshualie.
Ai doan wants N E more, fang U berry much.
3floofiekittehs, fanks fur nomming so we won’t hab tew.
I prefer kitteh ina blankee, but fur snorges and shmoo – nawt nomming.
I didn’t get a chance to welcum you to ICHC.
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Ur lolspeak iz bery gud.
Y dank U berry much, Romeow.
Ai am still gettin teh speyshul welcums. Ai amz Happie (?happitail?)
Adn fur teh cohmplement on teh lolspeak… is prolly becuz ai ben lurkin (ai mean “lookin”) et teh ICHC fur bout 4 munths.
Mai lack ob compyooter skills jus kep meh scaird of ahtemptin teh cahmentz.
But ai obercomz mai fearz adn hear ai am!
Ai found dat ai thienk in lolspeak nao….iz not unyushual?
randum hug!
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it gets WORSE!! yew start finkin kina bakwrds an yew rilly haf to fink before writin teh emailz atwerk!! mai IM it duzznt matter sew much
gud job 3fk!! we can has funs!!!
“puter skillz? I noe haz dem edder, but the Cheezfrens maeks eberyting ezer 2 tries. An sinz ebery1 haz 2 lern 2 tinks in anies lawn, tawks, 2 bgin wif, y nawt 1 wif teh flexibal fluencey? Hab U notisted I hab a speed impechiment? Now ones mindz hear. Wunnerful plaice!
Nope!! Iz az normil, az normil kan be. It ebben becums hard 2 spell normil, ebber agin.. Nawt second, itz hard 2 lolspeek… then itz hard NAWT 2 lolspeek!!!
Welcum 3floofiekittehs.
Dank U Smammie and idansdansdans!
Iz troo, 3floofies, joo iz bery gud at teh lolspeek. Ai nawt bin heer taht lawng maisef. (ai nebber got az menny welkoming hugz az u, u must b much moar ov teh kyoot than ai… don’t tayk mutch)
Deer woozled,
Don feel bad.. It jus depenz on wen yu appeerz an hoo iz heer…Teh impawtant fing iz yu R heer an yu R l welcum an luvved…
(an yu R teh kyoot!!!!)
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Fank joo!
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>> (an yu R teh kyoot!!!!)
Adn joo needs teh glassez – STAT!!
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Wow 4 1/2, taht’s a laht uv hugzez!
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*looks araownd 2 see if teh luvlee mrs woozled iz watching*
Fankx!
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iz funni- mai kitteh fawt dat da snaki mit be nomible n sos himz sniffez it- kitteh gotz bitted on nose fur dat! kitteh lebz snaki alon naow!
goggie fawt it wuz toy- snaki shak herz tail at da goggie, goggie nawt lern sos fas, still finks iz toy whenz she seez snaki……
alzo funni fishykitteh naow has fishytank- iz nex ta da snaki tank- snaki spent bout a weak tryn ta figur aout howz ta gets da fishiz.. she wigglez upz n daon in her cage! Shez ignorz m naow…..
momcat
try out http://www.ihasahotdog.com
anyone else here new?
nawt kwite. ai’ve ben lolcomminting foar a wile, nao.
Welkum, tridan! may yur shadow fall forebber!
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Conga Ratz to U Kayjoy!1!
Snaekie du pretty gud 4 noe ‘posable thums…, whoa, noes paws ats awlz!1!
fang u berry much!
i like snaekz but since we haz 15 fuzzeh dwarfish hamsterz here, i cant consider a snaek fur a pet
we has a long list of snakes wishing to apply for the position of pet snaek at kayjoy’s house
O hai Phillipe!!! Sumhao, ai think purrhapz the 15 fuzzen dwarfish hamsterz mite objekt to teh noo addishun!!
But nawt fore lawng : Nom!
Blankie iz undergoing major NOM
by snake
HUG ATTACK!!!!!
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Ai hugz u bak,
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Caturdais r full ob deh warm fuzzies…
warm fuzzie kittehs,
warm fuzzie blankies,
warm fuzzie hugs.
Dis am a gud puhlace!
call me shadow.
Looks more like a t-shirt.
ooooo…ai agreez. luks lyk teh tee shurt teh gai iz waring…
Poor snake. Dis am whut ai feel liek ebberytime ai haz to go to werk. Ai jus wahnt to grab mai blankie adn hidez insted. Purrhaps teh snake chahmer iz forcing snake to werk adn it wahntz to hidez under hiz blankie too.
oh, surry 2 b remindinz u all of werk on a Caturdai. But ai werks ebbery weekend soes it am topic on mai braynez rite nao.
Tihs mai kitteh, Amber, playn wit her fayvrit toi ( a scrunched up bawl ob shynee foyl
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=955582
Add in yur own h t t p / / :
Taht’s h t t p : / /
Sillee me!
Ambercat – I traied this and it woudn’t come up. Can yoo just put the whole thing in again – complete – dont werree about WP taking itz time – an tehn we can see it for shure!!
its awn teh last pic too, prolly kwiker tahn waytin for werdpress to hawk it up!
D:
Nuuuuu!
Not teh blankie!
Der wunz wuz a snake
Who tryd 2 taik
Hur blankie, so soft adn warm
Teh mean man wuddn’t let her
And dat did upset herz
Nao mean man haz fangs in hims arms.
So much awsum!
A clevur yung snakey from Clyde
Tookt hiz blankey owt 4 a ryde
He sed wif a slither
Az it falld from his flivver
“It must fink it haz bin shanghied!”
oh, woozled! ai hoepz ai didnut miss yu!
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Joo hazn’t naow!!
{{no1ip}}
Tehre wuz a snakey frum nantukkit
Woo sneeked into teh walrus’ bukkit
Sed he wif a grin
“Yu won’t fink itz a sin..
If I sleepz dere insted ov yer pokkit!”
Yaay.. Waht a powet! Yu R an insp.. inspr…er.. mai idol!
Harrumph!!!
Tihs wuz posed to be bai woozled’s liddel powem!
Ai seed it, nawt 2 wurry idans… iz a lublee limmyrik!
Is u noo 3floofiekittehs? Wiff a name dat adorubbull, I moast curtanlee wud hab
noticed it beeefoar….
OR mebbee u is an ol timer in cogneeto?
tonite on lyfetime. sallee feeld playz a corm snake in “not wifout mai blankee”
Oh, SAMS, U sure habs teh funneh!
Snakie rlly needz sekuritee blankit; he bees sew nerbous, heez awl tiyed up iyn knotses.
Mebbee weez shud geyt hims a nyse woven-baskit wif a lyd onnit tu keap hims sayfe iynside (adn awai frum teh reyst ov us hu ar skaired tu def ov snakeses).
TIME FOAR A HUG!!!!!!11!11!!!!111!
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Adn yu awlso, no 1 in particular:
TIME FOAR A HUG BACK!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!
*gives n1ip a big hug*
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I hope Mr. Snake does not swallow his blankie, like this snake did:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060724-snake-blanket.html
adn heerz wun foar yu, Laura!
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Lolsnake need hims sof, sof pertekshuns
me tinks iz hooman shert