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hai- 5 bro!
“…… bakkerz man … baek me guushifuud fazzt az yu kan…..”
elfi, I left u hugs ober awn, um, where u were talkin about hazzin a sad. BTDT, take care girl!
form of - an ice can opener !!!
y come u alwayz git to turn into sum made up super aminal like a kathluzian fang bear, n i haz to be some lame water objekt?
form of - a subway puddle !!!
( one of the first things the resident assistant told us on arriving to NYC, in the 80’s, was “it doesn’t rain in the subways” - took us idiot kids a month to figure it out )
Wuz u taking teh P Train?
whin yoo gitz up to Beentown, bee shure 2 git on teh “Lelllo lyne”1
Shape ob beer bottle!
kin yoo plz skrach my pa rite herrree……ahhhhh…..fanks d00d!
thumm-rassel: naught so grate wiff nawt-’possable fumbs!
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Form of: a kitteh! Shape of: teh fatal cuteness!
tawk 2 teh hand….o, wate, yore is tawkon 2 my hand!
hand jive!!
datz teh danz wii can awl du sittin daon!
but it duz spill teh martooniez!!? 1
R deese Q-T’s R naught sitting on a obligertory ironic soffa?
How ironic.
Kitkay! Fyve clebber commentz in unner five minnums! Startin wid a big nawt sekkund. Dang Yer Gud! Con-cat-ulashuns! I’d sujjest a danse an dwink but its mebe a lill early fer the dwink (you could twist muh arem wiffout mush effert) and Esther mite nawt unnerstand me dancing wiff a woman she don’t know. But you are de winner so you chuse!
sankue, SnE….Esther yoo B steppin up here, 2 now. I naught been here 4 a cupple ob days, an hab been werkin’ mah durn fool haid off takin’ kare ob 2 “speshul-needy” fambily memmbers (i iz teh ONLY won hoo ‘members!)—–So i B wantting to shed my goody-2-shooz imaje an hed out on teh hai-way an B totin’ awl manner ob verboten potablez…….
Muzik: Born 2 B wy-eye-uld…..
Eye-ron Budderfly wif John Kay FTW!. Verboten potablez is muh favorite kinds.
Eyes sittin here at muh desk, listenin to Tom and Ray the Car Guys, luking out the winder and I have seen so far dis mawning three wild turkeys, one red fawx, hordes of chipmawnks, many skwirls, uncountable boids of all sorts, and now I have a pair of phoebes building a nest above muh offis winder. Lyfe is gud.
So I fergit how to dants to Born 2 b Wy-eye-uld. I fink dat it involvse stompin and flailin.
*stomp*
*stomp*
*stomp*
*wild Flailing of arms*
*stomp*
*stomp*
*flail*
*flail*
*stomp*
Please nawt to tell Tidmum and udder gud dantzers about me gyrating like I has recently been in contact wif high voltage power line. It mite damage muh Udderwise highly dignified personnah.
Ai am watching.
oh nertz, er um I hadda big itch inna middle of muy back dat I wuz trine to git to das awl.
Yeah Yeah. Heehee!
We gotz peeps hear wif “highly dignified personnahs”???
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*luuks arownd puzzuledlee*
Ise been known to okaishunally employ der hyperbolee. Wait, Wut? Yo doesn’t find me dignerfried? Come ober here an say dat! Oh, hole on, Wayt - yer from Jersey roit? Nemme mid. You can stay right dere.
now dis iz a site 4 sore eyes!!!
*makes note to self to tell Kafleen her leksure werked*
gud dans!! mus be all teh wilflife wut ’spired yew!!!
in onner ob SolnE - Born to be wild!!! yeeeeeeeee hahhhhhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm5DPlNCmtk
NOOOOOOO!! If yo tells Kafleen she’ll fink it wuz the boppin wif the donky wut done it an I’ll nebber be free. I only dantzed wiff muh fren Kitkay cause der wus nobody elst here to sillybrate her nawt sekkund. Pleez pleez pleez done tell Kafleen, I’ll be yer bes fren.
OTAY, eye will trai tew keep yr seeecret, but i kin only garrantee mai silence…..
and ONLY if yew keeps up yr dancin ways!!
an also………
cuz ai needs a bes fren!!!
*hangs hed an shuffels inna dirt*
Oh Pshaww! Yo has many frens here, yo needs a best fren like I need to com outa muh shell and be less inhibiteded. On de udder han, a best fren is a different kinda beast (an Ise a much more differenter beast den many here) so I’ll be der bes fren, no prollem. Whaadya need yoer new bes fren to do?
Muh folkses axually made me attend dance class when I was fourteen, dey claimed it was derigger. It axually weren’t too bad but then about six munfs later I discovered rock and roll (nighty night fawx trot) and a different kinda dantzin (MC5- Electric Flagg, Who, Zepplin, Airplan, Byrds, DED) and the stompin and flailin was awl that wus left. So, “Muh momma tried to raise me bedder but her pleadings I denied and now there’s no one elst to blame cause momma tried.” O
jes be der 4 me……. an ai’ll be der 4 yew tew
yr rite, ai got lots ob frens……. can allus habs more!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzgToWoA-U&feature=related
uh oh, eye m screwt.
LOLOLOL!!!!
I dans like teh Ed Grimley.
But, du yu hab a tryangul?
an, poyntee harez?
Dignafiyed?
Oh Hai SnE! Ei luffz pheobeez sew muches! Dey iz graysfull adn has dat purty liddel song.
Dis mornin ei wuz reeding on teh sofa wif summa mie kittehs an we saw juncos adn goldfinches adn our chimly-hammerin flicker adn a grayte blew heron wif a big stick innis mouf goin toward teh rookery wif hiz goofy legs awl owt strayte
behind im adn we herd wrens achitterin’ adn a perpell finch doin an aria. Awl dis frum teh sofa! Lyfe is shur gud.
Dem feebees is wonnerfull lill boids but they and the Carolina wrens gotta talent fer buildin nestes in odd places. Lass summer der wrens nested inna basket where I keeps muh clothspins. Boff hab berry pretty songs. Itz almost Tax day and dat is when I put owt the hummerboid feeders. Dey start to show up in mid April here in CT. The the buntings an oriols and finally the Rose breasted Gross Beaks, Esthers favorite boids.. Last year the groos beak didnt arrive on time an Esther got werried and she got the big boid book, opened it to the grossbeak pichur and held it up to the winder calling fer them. They showed up NEKS day.
Sol, u n Esther haz a big luv fur critters. Boids r arrivin a littul slower here in Wi. its snowin 2day but teh daddeh goldfinches make a brite yello spot on r bakyard feeders.
Iffen I weren’t here ritenaoh I’d be going to the feed sotre fer annuder 100 lbs of grey strip sunflour seed and anudder twenny pounder ob Nyjer seed fer dey goldfinches. I dig dem goldfinches, dey wear dere sunglasses at night. The perenial kwestun is, do we put suet out inna summer? Peckerwoods luv it but it do go rancid.
mai kitteh used to lay in wait fr teh finches wut eattin teh nyger seeds dat fawls down…… (teh bottm feedrs ai called tem)
seh akshully caught a cupple tew mai surprise………sew ai had tew taik it down cuz ai put it owt tew feed deh birdies, nawt teh kittlies!!!
Esther wus a city gurl wen we met and she dint know from critturs. When she moved in wiff me here inna woods she saw a woodchuck (she calls dem pudgiebutz) and she axed ‘Wutz dat?” I sed ‘dats a groundhog’. two days latter she sees same pudgiebut and she ax ‘Wuts dat?’ and I say Dats a woodchuck. For the next two weeks everytime she sees a pudgiebut she axxes ‘wuts dat ?’ and I alternates between woodchuck and ground hog until she catches on and yells at me. Den fer about a yeer she calls dems ‘groundchucks’, now dey are just pudgiebutz.
Hee hee hee! Yoo’z teh misschiff maekr foar shure! An ai juss lubbs teh “pudgiebutt”—sew deskriptiv.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJS8j9YYB9w
d00d! it rlly is a jungull out dare!
WIPE
Gimme for!
Halp! Kant…Stawp…LOL’ing!
Mirror imuhj- ai haz wun.
Concat u layshuns on ur nawt-secund Kitkay!!!
ur manie cahmentz gib me a gud laff.
Ai wish ai cud be so witty.
Ai is noobie hear, but I beleaves a song n dans n beberibj is in order?
Whut u liek?
Conga Ratz, kitkay! I B happi iffen I can maek 1 gud comment wif-out snarflin’ mai tea, N U jus B shoetin’ frum da hip: pew pew pew pew pew. Waht’s ur choiz ub song & danz? Tastie noms?
speakin ub Conga Ratz: here be music for pixchur in mai hed wen i type taht werds. Pixchur giant ratzez, standing on haunches, liddy paws curled close to chesties, hopping up & down castle staircase, selly-bratin ur nawt sekond, in conga line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE
Ai lub dis song. wen ai wuz widdel grilllllll long long time ago - ai kin still remember-
mai folks had Pyr Gynt - in teh Hall ob deh Mountain king on a record…….yes a record……… if yew laik ai kin find a pikshur ob wun………. anyway it was beutimus and stimmulaited teh magination and has been in mai mind ebber since….. fanks for sharin
Glad dat U b lichen it. I knoe awl about records, 33’s, 45’s an, yes, gasp, 78’s. Onced eben hadda ablum titled “Gradist Hits of 1720″ neber cud figger oust howz da “1812 Overtchure ” gotz onit….. Old B. Bunneh cartoonies hadz da bestest classycal muzic eber, learnt alot frum dem.
noa, iffen onlies I cud noes more abouts da ‘puters…heavy sigh
iz sumtaimes hard to teech a “mature” kittlet nooo twicks!! but ai bets if yew fink about how much yew know nao compared to teh nawt second time yew was onna puter you wud realize how far yew has cum!! it sneeeeks up on yew
Bery tru… motes life iz leik dat, I tink. Spouse sez I noe ken blowdup da inner-tube wif 1 buttin, awl ken B fickts, nawt 2 wurry… Beloved Offspring sez, but iffen ennyone cud, Mumz, it wud B U (spouse nawt noe how many tiems Offspring fickts borked ‘puter 4 mii). I borked werk ‘puter soooo much dat Halp Deks cringes…
I keeps trying & ‘pre-she8s da werds ub confidenz . Deez cheezpeeps be da bestest frens eber.
Tru dat!
Waiiii bak inna yeer aught, mai mamma wuz liek “awl nebber figger dis awt”. Buh nao SHEE iz da wun hir sizzterz goe tew fur putur addvize.
Halp desk says…………check teh caller ID
oh noes……….itz HER
don anser
gots 2
ai aint gots all day….. seh prolly unplugged it agin
tyme 4 lunch……. gots tew be sumfin to dew to aboid dat phone cawl
Customer: “I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number, sir?”
Customer: “It’s on the door of your business.”
Operator: “Sir, those are the hours that we are open.”
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.”
Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
Operator: “I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.”
roflol