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nope, juss teh catsiys in teh rode
Mornin, Ambercat, n CongaRatz 2 U furr Ur
clebber nawt sekund kommint !!!1! Ai lubbed
ur odder “missed me!*snikker” wun 2 !!!1!
Wut kinna sel-a-brashun R wee doin furr Happy Caturdai?
Oooh, lets see – Hao abowt a fullInglish brekfast!
Almund crassunts
Baycon (Inglish baycon, plees)
Cormflayks
D…
Donuts
Eggz (ennyway U liek dem)
Fronch Toest
G..
Donuts fore brekfst?! Pleh!
OK, skip da Donutz…hao ’bout Danish Roolz?
**Y U so pikkee?**
Mmmmmmmm! Daynisheseses!!!
*whispurrs* O hai, Ambercat! Ai donut *snkir* thnk yoo can haz a “donut” befor brkefast becuz if yoo haz it at awl, it iz teh start ov brekfast!!1 An wehn iz teh O hai tea?
Ohai Tee for teh celerybrimayshuns ob teh Sayf Retern Ob SJ form bein shiprekd wit teh Chippendayuls is at 4.30pm, Briddish Sommer Tym (5 howrs ahed ob Eastern Daylite Saybing, if taht halps). An tehn its strate behyn teh sofa to wotch Episoed 2 ob teh new seerees (seesun) ob Dr Who! WootWoot!!!
W00t w00t indeed!!! Ai think it startz heer next week. ai can hardlee wayte!!!!
An wuzn’t it grate to see SJ again. O!!!! how ai missed hur!!
An oh NOOOOOOOES. Ai must go out – and maybee am missing the O Hai TEE again!!! *sniff*
Maybee next tiem.
Graypfroot
Heggs (form hens!)
I…
Irish Kreemz in oar coffeez
Jelliez N Jamz
Krunchiee cerealz
L…
Lemun tee
Orinj jus
Pancayks
Q…
Where’s M and N?
Marmalade for toast
Noodles in case it’s lunch time where you are
Quiche, with lots and lots of cheese
R…
Rashers
Sausugez
Tomahtoez
U…..
Rashrr uv moer baycon
Saussajez
Taters….hashh brownd
LOL!!! Ai thot R, S & T were waaay too eezee fur teh Ingerlish brekfast!!! GMTA!!
Ugly fruut
Vitiminz
wheeteez
xcellant cheezfrenz having breakfast
yummy grits (fur dose sutheners here- adn enny one ehlse dat lieks dem)
zingers
Don’t forget the Flax!!
i iz a bitty bitt comfoosalated: If 1 cant hab donuts “B 4″ breakfast becuz if yoo eat tem 4 brakefast, it’s brakefast alreddy and knot “before” it…….den Kn I hab zingers “after” breakfest? Ore am I still eeting B-fust? Is dare a “afters” wiff breckky? Ore is it our juss dessertz?
*skraches furry chin wiff floofy pause*
(ps, hai, Janet! wolcume back frum yer trip!!! Gudz 2 C yoo agin! how’s teh wedder up in Michy-gun? warm brackets 2 U!
Fur kitkay-it wud bees liek teh hobbitses 2nd berekfus, only wif no pawses in between.
O hai, Kitkay!!! Thankz – ai’m bak – and amaizing it was. And it’s NAWT NICE heer in teh southwest corner!!! Kwite cold – it WUZ rayining – but Ai think it has stopped nw. Butit’s awl wet out there… O REAL SRPING!!! WHERE AR YOOO!!!
LOL!!! Do yoo think tath mite halp???
Sillee cheezpeeps forgrots teh
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Quince Jam
Hoaw bowt kipprz? Ai luuuuvs teh kibberz!
An u fergeddid teh blak p00dinkgs.
Mebbe us *shuld* fergid the blak puddinz . . .
wut, no beenz?
What breed of cat is this?
Oh Noooez
O nebber mind… himz OK
Missd me! *snikker*
**Psst, Amber, wutz “Inglish bacunz” liek?
Hawz it diffrent? not as salty?**
** also, iz it still brekfass tyme in TTI?**
Ai donut rilly kno! Ai dont tink Ai’s had Merkan baycun, juss herd peeps sai it’s diffrunt – mebbee diffrent cut or cured diffruntly?
An is neerly lunchtym heer in TTI, but its Caturdai so brekfast is still goin awn!
English style bacon is cut from the loin, and is fairly lean. Side bacon (’streaky bacon to the English) is cut from the belly.
Amethystwhoworksatabutchershop
thangs 4 teh cleer-kut answere, Amethyst; yore a jewell!
*gleams* Both are cured and smoke, but the side bacon is a bit fattier (varies largely depending on the quality of the cut). Peameal bacon is cured but not smoked. And um… that’s all I can think of about bacon?
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bacon cheezburger fur yur hoolp.
tiems 5.
(Iz okai, nawt faddy kynd!)
Murken baken moar leik teh Streekee Rashrs.
Inglisch baken mur laik Canadyun Bekun. But haz nawt tgot teh rownd shaep.
Mai mum says inglish bycun is liek canadian baykun, if she members korrectedly. Itz bein long tiem since she libbed in TTI.
Frum wut ai has eeted, rashers in TTI is mush moar meety adn teh kyoor is mielder, adn tehy duzn’t coox it to def – Merrkun bacums is yooshully cookded til it beez “crisp”.
Tehre iz sum diffydences…
Tehre r 2 kindza bacon: in TeenyTinyIngerland… Teh reg’lar bacon maeked frum teh bak ov the piggeh (kawled ‘back bacon’ oddlee enuf) , adn teh streekee bacon, witch iz maeked from the belleh ov the piggeh.
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Teh streekee bacon iz whut us Merkens cawl reglur bacon-varietee bacon units. Adn whut us Merkens cawls ‘Cananadadian bacon’ is teh saym az TeenyTinyIngerland’s back bacon, exceptin tiz rolleded in kormneal… Which iz whut teh Cananadadianz cawl teh ‘peameal bacon’.
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Darn. Naow ai iz teh hungreh foar teh bacon to nom….
PS: ‘Rasher’ reeely just meens ’slice’… prolly frum teh Mibble Ingerlish rash: “to cut”.
verry interneting, wooz, maybee “ration” comes frum dis 2 like to cut a “slice” for ebberybuddy, so dare’s ’nuff 2 go ’round. Army rations, rashoning gas, and teh various konsepts ob nummmer frakshunswiff teh werd “ration”—ratio, rational, irratshunell, etc…
Duz ME conjoogate lyke MHD (olde tymey German)? wiff an -en at teh end ob teh infinitif form?
Annyway, thnx 4 dat, I allays wannted know WTFreek a “rasher of bakon” was! Otay, i takes my nurdyness away, an wates 4 awl teh phunny punnies from the Cheez-bunnehs…
Evun teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez” haz noe ettymolog… mettygologiwockle… dikshunary what telz joo teh orgimnims…. orgybinz… whare werds come frum.
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Soez Ai cheetz adn goes to the intertubez at aitchteeteepeecolonslashslashdubbadubbadubbadot etymonline.com adn him say it ahr frum teh Latin
rationem (nominative ratio) “reckoning, calculation, proportion”
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Ai haz no idea if the ME conjoogates like teh MHD… Had conjoogashun eben bin inbented yet?
Ai fink conjoogashun wented bak to Latin, wich wuz rlly a byg bear tu me, evun tho Ai’m ‘Engerlish Gremmer’ oaryented.
Latin wuz xtreemley annoyeing tu me, wif awl teh tenses adn othur caumplycaitid stuf; butt iz funnee, becuz weez getz sew menny wordses frum teh Latin.
PLeh! Wuz necissaree ebbul Ai gess!!.
Gots teh bacon lesson OK, an fanks, but wutt r “zingerz”?
Zingers is like twinkies ony smaller an wif frosting on em. Dey has diffrnt flabors ob dems too like toklit and lemon an stuff.
Fank yoo. Day sounz yummy!
Iz lyke Tweenkee, but diffurnt flayvers.
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Lyke Tweenkee, iz moastlee shugrr and itimashun arbifishul fuud produkx.
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Iz teh PLEH, ifn joo akx meh.
Ohai Woozled! Dey sownded so gud wen DavecanhasDr.Tinycat ascribeded dem. Ai doan usususually eat dat kine uv fing ennywai cuz is nawt so gud fur us, um, older yoots.
Course, dat duzzen stop me frum eetin PIZZA….
PEETZAH!!
The fuud ov teh CeilingCatz!
*nomnomnomnom*
ME is far from standardized. Iz really a group of meny meny dialects. Londontown ME had heavy French influuenz, but too the north and to the west it was much more liek Saxonese. In ne cayse I can’t think of ne ‘en’ infinitives, off duh top of mah hed. An as woozled suggested ‘ration’ kums from ‘ratio’ wich kums from French wich cums from latin. Teh words ‘rash’ an ‘rasher’ kum from Saxonese wich kums an r relayted to teh German wurd ‘rasch’.
Webster’z collegiate dikshunery haz teh etymology—wee uses itt awlla tiem1 Verree helpfull. An iff yew getz teh owlder eddishuns, yew getz sum diffrint werdz. Iz “faskinatin” studdee.
Here in da Grate Whyte North, what we calls baykun is same as what Merrykans call baykun. What Merrykans call Kanaydyun baykun wel calls bak baykun. Iz pretty much thinly sliced cured ham, but we fryz it up liek baykun.
Ai stans keerectedded! Fank joo – adn mai poloplogees!
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Ai onlee libs a ower frum teh boarder adn we comz up to Trontoe ebry cupla yearz, Ai shud noe bedder (bad woozled! nawteey woozled! noe biskit!).
Oh woozled, u dunt habbing to calling yrself bad! Bak bakun is alos called peemeel bakun in Ka-nay-dia. Tew mii is teh pleh – ai prefers teh reglar bakun, nies n krispee!
Four pounds ob bak-baycons
free fronch toasteses
two turtlol-neks
an a beer . . .
innnnn . . . aaaa . . . treeeeeeee!
Bob and Doug FTW!!1!
Teh luvlee mrs woozled ackshully haz an affishul Bob & Doug GWN Toque, eh?
No way, eh! Beauty!
Way, eh? She uzed 2 werk foar teh rekord laybel.
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Ai gotz teh Cohlman ifn joo gotz teh bakbacon… Awl wee needs naow iz donuts adn Molsons, eh?
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(Note to our Canadian cheezfrens: I know, you don’t all say ‘eh?’, eh? I have actually heard it only once in my many trips up there. We’re having fun with Bob & Doug, no offense meant!!)
Wear u bin trabelling up hear? Ebereebuddee ai noes say “eh” alla tiem!
Trontoez, moastlee. Ai haz frenz wif a summer playce neer Calabogie, too, but I onlee been tehre wunce. Mai compnee haz a orfice in
Missassaussugussa just off Hurontario, been there a cuple tymes.
I know, eh? We take no offens to Bob & Doug, dey is national icons. It all goes to show that Canunkistanians are the best at making fun of Canuckistanians.
Bob & Doug’s 12 Days of Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WCXnlFWaIY&feature=related
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Tehre’z a bunch tehre ifn joo doo a sertch awn ‘Great White North’…
Kittehs a meniss on teh rode, too bizzy rubbernekking to drive saifly!
Lolyer kitteh’s gonna have a grate tiem wif dis 1!
Jess, n derz a eye-witless dat saw da hole fing!!
Ai saw nuttin. Nuttin at awl. Ai swares.
yoo muss habb grate ii’s—-2 C Nuthin’ !!! an at such a dystense!
Y yesh, ai haz gud ii’s.
*sneakily taiks off glasses and hidez dem*
Sum timez ai sea sumthing and sumtimez ai sea nuttin.
Ai still swairz, tho, either wai.
*Ai iz alwaaz naggin mai hubbyCat furr duuin dat
rubbernekkin, it skarres mee soo*
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Mornin Daisy
Pah dump bump!
Whoa wuzzat?
I N O.
Back up, takkee luk.
Pah dump bump.
Is a kitteh!
OK, Less go den.
Pah dump bump.
dare yoo goes agin, SolnEsther—-yer gonna haffta stop hitting me wiff this stuff—yer killin’ me waayyy 2 errly now!
hee hee heee….
Kitteh speed bumps…not so grate ackshully
Ai hits wun ob dem spd bumpages once. A Very Sad.
dat wud jus breik mai heart. Ai wud jus cry a ribber ub tearz. Nao ai haz a sad
a swerrel ran out in frunt ob my car az I waz dribing haome teh udder day….I kuldn’t stop. Pore liddle Kritter! i hassa sadd!
Ai did tew wen I nawt sekkund startid drivin.
Ai cried fer daiz-Teh kitteh did akshully get awai an wus ok sept a bit ob road rash.But it mayded me feel soo sad an sik.
Nao I awlways lukkin owt fer kreetchures great an small wen I drivin.
Well Sol, dat shir werked gud, You tries to be clebber and make peeps smile and noaw you gots a boatload of sniffly wimmens. You Proud?
Note to self: No jokes about huntin poodles wiff a Buick in dis crowd Kay?
Sol, yew liek to fly orff teh hannel, butt yoo reeeeely haz teh tender hart! Ai <3 you!
Wun tyme Ai hit a goggie, hu runned awt rite iyn frunt ov me;
Ai culn’t staup onna dime, becuz mai babbeh boi wuz strappeded inna bak ov teh caur inna babbeh seet;
Hadda a rllllllly byg SAD taht dae!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
my mummeh ran ober her goggies tale wunce. Him lose tale, but not hang out round cars no more.
Mah only roadkill wus a possum. One tiem i thunked a vulture, but him kept flyin sumhowe. I not feel so bad kuz them not pets and they has no kyoots. Sad but true.
A din’t even see waht ai hit wunce adn aftur teh FUMP ai luuked in mai meerur adn saw a goggie standing ober a shadoe lump on teh rode adn ai wuz lyke OMGOMFG AI HIT A KIDD!!!!! adn ai grabded teh torch adn rund back adn wuz VERY releeved to fynd a ded goggie. Ai noked on awl teh dorz arownd but cud nawt fidn teh owner (noe tags).
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A Sad, but holee crap iz better tahn Ai fawt at furst.
OH NOEZ!! Ai did nawt meen to cawz soe mennee Sadz! Ai Sooooe Sahwy!!
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K, k, k… Ai wil tellz joo a simililar storee to hep joo feel bedder:
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Wunse upon teh tyme tehre wuz a boi. He libbed awn a pharm adn teh pharm wuz badopted by a ruff-n-tuff whyte tom kitteh taht noebuddy noez wehre he camed frum. Teh boi naymded him David. Wun nyte teh boi wuz wawking down teh rode aftur choarz, adn he wuz schlepping David.
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Suddenlee, a cahr wuz comink! Teh boi turnded the kittehs hed awai soe teh kitte wud nawt bee skeered… but wehn teh cahr wuz verree kloas, teh kitteh turned adn luuked adn sawr it adn wuz skeered adn jumpeded rite out of teh boi’z armz – and under teh cahr!!!
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Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!
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Tehre wz a fump adn a bump, tehn teh cahr wuz gone adn teh boi went ober to David, hoo wuz holding hiz hed up. Hee wuz afrayd to tuch David, kuz David hadz teh repyootashun of beeing grumpee eben when nawt being runded ober. But tehn teh kitteh jumpded up adn rund orf bak 2 teh barnz. Teh boi took hiz Big Sad hoam.
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Teh veree nekxt dai, the boi hadz 2 goe bak 2 doo teh choarz agen ( Y doo joo fink tehy cawl tehm ‘choarz’? ), adn he luuked arownd foar a little adn finded teh kitteh lion ungder teh poarch ob teh old pharmhauz – Still Nawt Ded!!! He goad bak 2 teh haus toi get teh mlik, adn wen he gawt bak, teh kitteh wuz gawn!
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But teh david kitteh had nawt gawn fahr… he wuz loin ungder teh bush neerbye – Still Nawt Ded! Verreeee karefuleeee teh boi slided teh boul ov mlik to teh david kitteh…. Adn teh Still Nawt Ded! david kitteh started 2 drink!
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Teh boi brawt fuud adn mlik 2 teh Still Nawt Ded kitteh foar a cuple daiz, adn ebenchoolee teh David kitteh wuz awlrite – ‘cept foar a nokt out toof.
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Teh boiz nayme, BTW, wuz woozled, adn teh storee iz teh TROO!
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Ebreybuddy feel bedder naow?
yez, maykz mee feel bedder! tanx, woozled! {{woozled}}
Yes, woozled, iys a beautimoos storee;
Reel lyfe bedder dan fikshun alata tymez!!!
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*sniff* *Sblssssshoootwwtsttt* (blos noze)*Awwwww*
Yayyy! fer teh happytayl endin
Buggee? Chek.
Hawrse? Lookin’ fer him…
Ai tink he’s bin spotted – nope; taht’s teh kittehs!
o, well dat’s a hurse ob a different kolour!
Hurse??? wut abowt hiss?
Fink dis wun rite size, but her’s sweepin’ I fink.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/22/funny-pictures-leetle-horse-or-giant-bebe/
A Donkee OVVER TAHN KAFLEEN wood doo, also2.
dryvrr sees spots befoar his eyez……loozes cuntroll……plows into a groop uv kittehs on thaer wai 2 skool……
How mainey kittehs dus it taik 2 enspekt a wagun?
*snerk*
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Fours, paranty.
parantLy
I hatez dat yous can’t edit postees.
Ai spyz 5 kittehs.
Der ap pears 2 b wun on teh udder syde ob teh wagun. Yoos can jus sea his tail bai deh wheel.
So deh numb er ob teh cownting shall b 2 five…yesh?
i has a bengal. iz marbled floof, knot spottee floof. iz pain in teh posteer… poestiree… bottem but ai luvs him and skweez himm and pet him and calls him ninja.
I has a bengal, too. Is big hurt in tooshay. Refoozes to larn how two kleen littahboks for hisself. Also, he scwatches sofa and hoomanz. But luv anyway. When he diez, gonna turn into vewy sof muff to keep handz wahm.
Jus kid.
Mornin, cheezfrens. I iz in San Francisco, an I iz havin bran flaykz wif mlik an sum graypfrut foar brekfst. MD sez I needz moar fybr. Doze R sum beeyootyful Bengal kittehs. I’d luv 2 hav Bengals. I heer deyr very lively. We can has snowshooz. Deyr lyk big Meezers taht haz wyt shuz on deyr dark legs. Sum also has a wyt blaze on deyr noze an cheeks. we lubs owr snoeshuzlots an lots.
mornunn, panther in SF, CA! I missred yer menu an foted yoo wuz habbin’ BRANE flakes….Wishful finking, I gess—-my brayns a bitt flakey at dis our o’ teh day…..pass the ginko biloba leaf flakes…..
Hmmmmmm – flakey branes. Oar – mebbee – “braynee flakes?”
Taht wud be uss!
Noo frum Kelloggs! Braynee Flakes!!
Jus wun bowl a day as part ob dis notrishis breffis can add up to free points to yous IQ!
Oh DavecanhasDrTinycat – ai just luvs it wehn yoo piks up sumting and runs wif it.
An – just cuious – ov course!!1 Yoo sayed yoo were an IT???
Mite ai ask waht kind? Maus said there were HUNDREDS ov kinds!
An – did yoo see???? DrTinyCat has hiz OWN entree in the wiki!!!!
Ohai, panther. At furst I fot u sed uwuz habbin brain flaykz. I goes getz more coffee now.
sounz lubly. N snow shooez sounz so kyoot, liyke them has teniss rakkets on feets.
askin lolnascar,
Iz dis whut dey cawl a kitteh pit crew?
After teh slow death at teh awfice meeting, kittehs reju…rejoov….crank up der spirits bai hotrodding round teh haus.
*covers mouff wiff paw*
Tee-hee-heee!
Betta Watch Out Kittehs….
Kittehs hav byootiful colorashuns. I not c kittehs wif dose colorashuns b4. Iz pretteh, tho dey appeer to be not so gud drivers (pretteh kitten under da ‘vehikle’ lukz baffled, aww).
Iz not a kowinkydink. Kittehs iz obbiously wild jungel beests, az we kan C by lookin at their tiger stripes and lepord spotz. Dey is yoost to lerking in tall grass uv savannah or lerking on tree branch to pounce on cantalopes and other wild kingdom type prey. That iz Y they notso good drivers. Dey donut no N-E-thing about sibbilization and stuff like driving, only savage jungel beest type stuff.
kitteh sez ” teh pot holes in teh rowd r soooo bad in teh spring”
other kitteh sez ” ohhai thot tihs wuz litterbocks, dug mai whole, sorry, kthxbai”
kitteh “bakk to zoomin round teh hawse !”
Liddill Prittee Wun
habz lawst herz Dawleez. Kittehz
no wantz playz ‘Dress Upz’!
Liddill Kitteh habz
Urrbin Cammoflojj dat seemz
2 beez wurkeengz well
Sneekz owtz undurr t3h
Behbee Cayrijj 2 wiff himz
cool Ninja Powahz
Jack
*Wh00t !Wh00t!!*
How does u doo it Jack?
Yew are teh Brillyunt Poetist an ai haz happytayl reedin yaw werds.Fankyew Jack.
BurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerBurger.
An mennee mennee moar
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Wut tehy sed! Yoo amayze mee!
o Jack, so beautimuss n so true!
my friends littul gurl wud dress-up her 2 yung kittehs n stroll them around teh house- fur a whyle n-e-ways.
when i was littul, i respected my stripey ginger tomcat’s pointy ends 2 much 2 play kitteh dress-up
Gahhhh!!! Dems leopards!!! 80
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Insert buggy-eyeded guy in meh nawt-sekkun postee.
Yep. Dems defnly teh snows leopards.
Hi everyone im new to the comments page.
Jes njoy yurselfe! Jump inna kommints adn haz sum funses!!!!
Hellos an welkumz. Iz a bery nice universe. Teh grammar an spellin here take a bit uv gettin used to, but we’ve all bin newbees at wun time or anuther, an yu will get it evenchuwilly, just like we did. N-joy an hav fun. There’s always room 4 another kitteh/animal lover.
Deja vu.
Who let that cat outa da house?
liddul kitteh unner teh waggin minds me of Laura Ingalls’ dog Jack…ran across an entire continent on his own too pawses, wunnering y teh hail dey cudnint find him a spot in teh big ol waggin!
two pawses? One fer gas and one fer direcshuns? Or did have to onna ground and the udder two paws onna skateboard? Maybe he took the ground option acause sumbody inna wagon uncorked sumfin smelly?
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Huh?
Snoe leppard kittehs beez onna vehickel theft auperashon:
Dey wuz wautchin “Anteek Rode Shoaw” onna TeeBee, adn faound aowt jes haow muches teh aynshent babbeh peraymbulaytor be wurf: $Elebenty sevintey sevin;
Soe naow dey be eksapying wif teh stoelen guuds!
(Kitteh onna bauddom bees a dekoy, tu taike scruutinee offa gettawai kitteh gang).
It reminds me of the time i moved here. Now im in hadies.
Don’t eat the pomegranette!
Oh, iz dat wut shee ated? Ai hadd foargawtin. Bin a laaawng tiem sins ai red taht myff.
im a boy.
It were 1 seed ob a pomegranette. Silleh goil.
Mah nolledge ob Greek miffology, lemme show u eet. Or were it Rowman? Wuddevver.
I fot wuz 3 seedz, fur teh 3 momfs ov weenter.
Yer rite an dats why we have fore seasons, her Mudder Demeter, Goddess ob harbest goes inta mornin evey year at endo summer when Persphone hasta return to Hades and den after three munfs Persefonee return and der spring breaks out when Demeter an Persefonee is reunited.
See, dis wut a gud liberl artz edumacatshun does fer you, you git to know more and more about less and less till you knowes everyting about nuffin at all. Dat a mediocre programming job a large mind numming soul devouring multinational corpo.
O hai.
Ai hates tew be ruinin a funee segway, but Ai had a giggl.
Sol ends wif: …mediocre programming job a large mind numming soul devouring multinational corpo.
Den (afore Ai innerjectd) Tridan neckst wurds R: it means hell.
Yez, haffing BTDT, that iz wot eet iz!
it means hell.
Which is where baqsment cat lives.
Indeedy!
Going to http://www.ihasahotdog.com brb.
JEEBUS KRIST IS A LEPPERD!! GET BAK IN DA BAYBEE PUSHER THING!!
im back guys.
what you mad about
i uderstand the message.
i am in hadies
you guys still here?
making a lol brb.
We appresheates de updates but nawt rilly needs a minnum by minnum agenda, tridan. So is yer name like the three prong staff held by Poseiden (greek god of seas and brudder of Zeus, Hades, Hestia, Hera, and Demeter) which was forged for him by the cyclops? Or is it lyke the gum which four outta five dentists rekkomends fer der patients wut chew gum? (Kinda stoopy dentists rekomending a gum wiff a name dat means Three teef). Or is yer name short fer sumtin elst? Like tridan failed? I’se bean silly here tridan, I’ll stawp noaw. We’se glad to hab you here and hope you hab fun wiff the ICHC peeps.
Gud mornin’, SolnEsther… Yu musta had yor extra spicie brane fud 4 brakefast tihs am!!!
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Hmmmm.. An unyoosual welcom… But a lubbly welcom nebber teh less….
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Yu sew funnie!!!
Well him cud bees Poseidon’s pointy-stik or may I offer teh conjeksher dat hims name may berry well bees Daniel Daniels-Danielson?
its short for my name.
I be intree … untrea … fassinetted nao.
Where all these spotsed tabbies come frum? I never seen kittehs liek dis b4, and der’s like fore of dem.
Dems snow leopards!!
RUN!!!!
The one pushing the carriage is a snow bengal. The others do not appear to be snows but they are still bengals. I have two female snows currently and had a red male and a silver male in the past. I also bred half bengals for a number of years and we wound up with a lot of spotties and some marbled too. The marble snows were beautiful. Savannah cats are much larger tridan, I don’t believe those cats are savannah’s unless you know the person that owns the photo and they have told you as much. Cute cap and lovely cats no matter what. Happy sunday. Off to practice lolspeak, I’m a newbie.
there called savahna cats.
do you guys not like me or something?
hello?
i guess not. ‘ ‘
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HEY!! Tridan, It’s Caturday, peeps is busy wiff stuff, you showed up inna slow time, We don’t hate, itz just most aren’t hear so dey habbent had a chants to git to know you (after which they may hate you, who knows, they keeps trying to get me to leave but Ise too dents to unnerstans the subtle hints.)
by.
YO! Tridan, you der?
I habben werked dat hard to keep sumbody frum leaving sints 1992 wiff dat stauesque redhead at the bar inna Helmsley Palace, ‘Harrys Place’ it wus called and she was maybe 5′10″ and lean and lovely, and we was gitting along fyne when . . . oh wate – nemme mind, dis nawt the time or place fer dat story. Sorry.
who are you?
awww thats cute =3
im here.
but im still in hadies.
and id love to here dat story.
but how old are you exactly.
well im just a kid its not my buissness
hello.
hellos everyone =3 hows ya’ll today?
parental supervision wakeing up gotta go.
Ise a middleaged overweight white guy, with attitude. YOU?
Dear heart—we are usually running around like chickens (leaving off gross end of quote here) on Saturday. You’ll find this is one of the nicer sites—your folks might not mind us as a place for you to hang out (sorry about the sentence construction). We don’t like to get into the mean stuff (tho’ sarcasm can be a little biting); cussing is kept to a minimum, and we are quite fond of musical references, as well as our favorite cat/other pet stories. We even get into HUGE theological discussions, which can be fun—we come from many faiths and tho’ we may explain where we’re coming from, we’re not into evangelism so much. So give it a chance—when there aren’t so many people on, just give it a rest and come back later. You’d be surprised! Seems like Sunday evening is when things really start popping for some reason—like the dread of another workweek looming, and we need to grab a quick smile before it starts all over again! SOOO—{{{{{{{{{{tridan}}}}}}}}}} !! An AI fink yoor name stans foar “triedantroo”! An Solly, bee a liddle jentle (Gentile?) wif dis wun. Hee’s juss a kitten.
its true im from the last frontier and im going through a hard time and would like someonewhith me but the name dosnt stand for that im just trying to disguise my name.
p.s. i here cussing all the time but dont like it on the internet.
im a elementery white kid.
hay, if yur in ellymentury, bee kareful hao mush yu reveel abowt yurself…iz foar yur own gud, trust mee. {{tridanandhisshadow}}
overfat.
i want every one to follow the rules break em you get lip from me.
Taht sowns fammillyar! Juss cutt uss sum slack, kitten, wee lubs yoo, but are teh OWLD, an nawt sew kwick awn teh draw.
well sorry if you dont like it ‘wubbsy’ but just shut yo ass up about that crap okay or do i have to do it my self!
Ai got cawled awai—sew cuddn’t anser yoo befoar. Youngster, i would guess you’re in junior high—and trying to prove how tough you are. That’s not such a good idea, kiddo. It may come as a shock to you, but most of us on this site are old enough to be your parents and then some. My kids have grown up, and my daughter teaches junior high English. I don’t know what’s hurting you, but you will get better response if you talk about it and don’t try to push folks away who care and want to help. I suspect your folks would NOT be pleased if they knew you were speaking to adults that way. Now, just what is hurting you? We really do care here; read what some of us have been going through in the past few weeks and find out that your pain is shared by many people. ‘Fess up, now; how can we help?
awwwwwwwwwww….doo sumboddee need a nappy an a cookee?
I can has cookie?
FYI, donkee: in TTI, “nappie” meens diapurr.
nice…dey bofe wurk.
*Snerk*
you still here.
brb
im back
im going to the first picture by.
wow, tridan, yu reely like tew talk, don’t you? well, wii awl luvs you and your shadow!
Dude, it’s not a chat room.
dont care!
sorry.
*roles eyes*
tahtz nawt a rok! tahtz mai liddle sistur!
nawt verri gud hyoomur, ai noes, but it wuz teh unlee ting ai cud tink ov…
iz mai commint heer?
stoopy weerdpress!
‘Sokay, sumwun in partickoolar! We lub u. Hay, pray foar taht tridan kid above, okay? Fanks.
issa good thing our SUV
haz high grownd cleerance
WOWSERS.
This thread is proof that we should all know where our kids are.
agreed…
umb, you may not have realized this, but I am really quite young. I won’t say how young, but let’s just say that my parents know exactly where I am 99.9% of the time…I still live with them and I would be a much worse person if it weren’t for their influence. I’m not sure why I’m saying this, but maybe it will help tridan know that he is not the only young person here…I care very much about him and all my cheezfrends…{{tridanandhisshadow+cheezfrends}}
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N1IP, ur comminks iz awlwaiz sew funnii adn sew on-target, ai wud nebber noes u wuz nawt az awld az us “owlder yuufses”. Awlwaiz Njoiz themz.
anybudyz know wut kine kitties deez are? I likes der spotses vrey much!
can i havez cheez burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you think cats like cheez burger?!
they like chips.
CATS!
waz ta questin