Oh, dis looks ni—
Oh, dis looks ni— wait.. Dat couch… it calls to me
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Couch haz nicer upholstery to work withs….
I putz slazh heer, an’ little prikklyzpotz heer…… O? U see it? I haz a kuppl odder piessis I varee axcytid abowt too….
Artistic kitteh prefers the fine weave and colors of the nice couch to redo into a new design. A piece of sound op rope? Really, how pedestrian.
wound up rope, not sound op rope!!!!! Cookie! Get off the keyboard!!!!!
Yer rite ob course ther kitteh wounded roap scratchin post is much to pleabian fer a sofisticated kitteh lak dos, Oh how gauche! Perhaps someting in rich corintian lether, it appeals to muh tactile sensibility.
Yes – lether be nice – the more expensive, the betters.
I wuz jus “sittin’ Beloved Offsring’s 2 kitthehs, n iffen u’d scene teh fanC scratcheypost they were igsnorin wit disdane, n makin uss ub the nu sophie, u’d noes y i jus rund 4 water
Heh. I botted a nice wing chair fur mah home offis an I putted a skritchin post next to it so teh kittehs wudn’t bodder teh chare. Wun day I walked in teh dore an foun teh Biffer standin on her hind legs on toppa teh skritchin post, skritchin teh top of teh chare! She wsa varry grateful fur teh oppurtoonity to skritch at noo hites.
I builded a couch wif de big arms dat my Baggy cud skritch on to hiz hart’s dezire. Then wen he wuz older, I rapded hairy stringz roun der arm post so he cud skritch wile lying downz. NEfing for fer my Baggy boy.
ROFl: Doctorcat!!!!!!!!
Concats C’s H
and the odder recepients of not sekkund plaiz!
I drinks chocolits in Ur honor
Uz can has sum 2.
I’d make a comment if I could stop laughing @@@@@
To Smammie and Ambercat – lets sillibrate our tied not-sekkond by going shopping for new furniture, or az the kittehs thinks of it, new canvases for their art; new beds to snooze on, new bedpans to throws up on.
nawt to forgit rcepticle for mousey trophies (do nawt want)
New furniture? Could hav chaise nex 2 winnow 4 lookin out? And set ub Margarita glasses shaped like Cat-cuses?
Mah Injeh kitteh also lubs to scratch on dah spines of deh buks
hers are an intellekshual kitteh
Esme wants to teeth on teh spines of teh buks. While I’m reedin tehm, ob corse.
Oh Hai everbuddy – Ise bak for a short while 2nite. Scrollin hurts my head, still.
My advise? Ennywhun offers u a case of shingles, make sure tehy b talkin abowt roofin materials befor u accepts. 3 weeks now, an still cowntin.
Hopes you gets the shingles offa you and back on the roofs where dey belongs! Get Well soon! We be missing you!
omG!! mai papa had shingulz wun tiem. Him had loooottttza prednisone an’ loooootz of kremez an pritty mush nuffin halpd anewae. *gentle hugz* I sry!!! U can has sum iskreem an som cimmanin rolz too, heer. I sharz.
Ohh, hunny, taht’s the pitts! Mah hubby had teh shingles an it wuz teh offel. Ai bee prayin for yoor heelin. CC bless yoo!
owei, owei..shingles iz NO fUN. ai’s goin inna coupla weeeks to get inuc..enocu..shotz so ai neber get teh shingles. hope u feelz bettah soon!!1!
An taht gnu silky cuchin….an tohse shynee tings awn teh manntulpees….an….YUR BAER LEGS!!!
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(it’s so much fun to choke on egg salad)
yessss it is fun.
Mai KB-kitteh sez him luffz meh wif awl 10 of himz frunt klawz.
FIrst?
no. U can not has. Is nawt yors.
O Hai, Elfie, Iz yur spring brake? ai notis yu wur wif us urlier tudai.
noez, is nawt. I is having misk… um…. missc…. um… gurl isshooz so I iz hoam todae. Doktur sez dat da mini-elfi whut startid growin izznt growin no moar, sed I shud taek it eezee an’ “let naychur taek itz korss” whish meenz ai iz sad an so ai need moar cheezburgurz (an’ lawtz ov napping an’ izekreem).
Por Elfi – much sad-for-yu feelings an hedbonks. Rap yursef in tihs floofy blankee and juss ly kwyet. Ai’s holding yu in teh lyt
K fankoo.
Iz varee sad bakuz I telld mai hubbin’s mumma dat she be gramma an it maekd hur happyizt pursin evar… nao… no, sry, i wuz rong… I feels rilly awfulz but evrywun sez is nawt nobuddee’s falt but I rilly feelz liek I telld her big fat lie but I dint, I sware, I had da testz an evryfing. 
so I dunnoez whut to axpekt, iz liek havingz momflee fing on-an-off so I dunno. Juz sad. I wuz doing OK wif it but den I got a “KONGRACHYULAESHINZ!!” kard in da mael sined “luv ‘gramma’” an I jus kryd.
Its a rollercoaster, and they won’t let you off right now. Just hang on tight, eventually the ride will slow down and come to a stop. Honest.
Dear Elfinugget -
So sorrys to hear your situatshun. Sumtimes Nature be a bitch. But rest up, look at the pikshurs of the silly kittehs to make you smile; I don’t bakes that often, but for you I did a komplete turkey dinner with stuffing, mashed taters, gravy, and kranberries. PLUS the most inkredible choklate kake in da world (used Zauberflote’s recepee), PLUS baklava.
…
I will also sends over mai Little Tiny Cookie to lay wid you; her purring and sweet counte…kountinen….um, face lifts everyone’s spirits.
Lots of love to you Elfinugget, and our prayers are with you.
Elfi–u may never get this b/c I’m like two days late reading here, but (((((((((((Elfi))))))))))))).
D Marie is right about the rollercoaster. I have btdt twice, and it was a bitch both times. Take your time grieving, no matter what people say. Get counseling if u want, too. Rest, cry,and after the nasty part is over, get plenty of sunshine (my theory that sunshine regulates teh hormonez……)
Is berree hard – Ai’s oenlee dun it wun-step-remoobed; mai sis has been Goin to be a Mummy” too tyms an tehn wusn’t. No reesun; juss happens. She sed “Baybee borked, no can be”. Be she feeled borked too. It happuns moer tahn peepul ses, yu’ll see, lots ob peeps will nao sai “me too”. Nawt taht it halps mush rite nao, wen yu as teh sad! Ann kryin is ok. An resting. An nomming choklit. An snorgling kittehs!
Oh — I naw haz a sad fer yu, Elfi.
*wieps awai teers wif foofy pawz*
Yewz nao in meh thots & prayrz.
{{{{{Elfi}}}}}
Dear Elfie, ai aim kryng tew wen ai seez ur sadz msg . . . sew vry sry fur U. Ai send U luv, lyt en hope.
Oh Elfinugget, bofe Esther an I are sorry to hear ob yer situation, axually we hab been frew dis ourselves a couplea times and we empathize – if it makes you sad, we sad too, if you is sekretly relieved, we’se relieved wid you. Esther an I hab been on bofe sides of dis fents and we offers support no matter wut. Esther says hot tea and cold tile hepped her.
oh elfinugget, muches hugs to yoo.
Please cast out NE notions of nawt being good mother. I am positive you will be an excellent one, when tiem is right. Just taek gud care of yerself nao and yoo will find teh meny ovvers who habs teh experince and can talk wif yoo about dis later. We iz thinkin ob yoo, holdin yoo in teh lyte.
{{{{{elfi}}}}}
Elfnugget, az yew can see- yw R in owr hartz… Nowe that yew R cared abowt. Awl in His time…
{{{{{Elfie}}}}}
Elfi-luv, yoo bee in mai prayerz, too. Tuff dai todai, itt luks liek. Been thare, dun taht, gawt teh tee shurt, an is noe piknik. Lolspeak aside—GOD knows, and He cares. Feel free to tell Him how you feel—He’s big enough to take it! (You should have heard me after our youngest died!) Remember that part of what you’re feeling is hormonal issues—rollercoaster time!—and it is fine to feel that way. I can’t be there in person to hug you, but
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{elfi}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}—an kisses frum teh kittehs, tew.
{{{{{{{elfinugget}}}}}}}}
Ai made a spesshul Cheezburger for yew,an Also sum hoammayde
icekreem.
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Hedbonks gentlee,an butterfly Schmooz frum me an mai Kittehz.
Be good to yourself, and treat yourself to all teh izekreem and whateber else you want. I’m helping Ambercat hold you in teh light.
oh {{{{{Elphie!}}}}} wii’s noe ur sadness. Doktur iz rite, mus rst n B careful: feet upon cushie, hed on plo, hot tea w/sugar and some snorgling. Looks at awl the kitteh pikturs 2 help stay away the sad.. the sad iz whats hurtz most. New pan of Brownies is reddy? Want?
{{{{{{{{{{{{{chzfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} u iz awl da bezt, fankoo so much. Ur rite, Smammie, teh sad, it hurts mozt. I tryin’ to sae, o, u kno, it happinz…. I wuz awl on dat paeg… den I got da cyoot kard an den…. *sad*.
I mostlee sad about da not-mini-elfi but then also is konsurnd abowt da prosess too, whut if mai body sez NO I KEEPZ IT!!! den I needs surjaree? I juz maek shur I nont git a infekshin an stuf, kuz dat also be bad.
I maekd som cimmanin-rolz whut komz in da pop-toob. dey is yummyz.
{{{{{{{{elfnugget}}}}}}}}}}
maryo! have yu left yet? awr yu bak?
*pownsez awn maryo*
{{{{{{{{{{{mary sweepea O’Spockn}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{elfi}}}}}}}}}}
I has been dere too. You has all our good wishes, an prayers too.
I’m so sowy, Elfi. Dis b awful tiem fur u.
I’ll send sum good vibes to u, and hopes dat u feelz better.
{{{{{Elfie}}}}}
Taek care ov urseff.
Dere Elfinugget,
Ai loast a bebbeh tu; gess weez cud forms a klub wif awl the Cheez Frends taht tihs heppined tu.
Pleez, pleez du nawt worree; jes taike guud caire ov yurseylfe, adn doan ebben fink bout enny bad stuf taht can oar cannawt heppin;
Itz rlly haurd, butt trie tu hav a lil happee adn fink guud thots;
Weez gunna praiy fur yu adn keap yu iyn oawr harts & thots;
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Elfinugget}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ambercats comment dat follows was posted before we had reason for nawt bean goofy, she didn’t know. And anyways who doesn’t love Ambercat? Her heartis gold, her timing is sumtimes a lill tarnish.
{{{{{elfinugget}}}}} i has noffing clebber to sai or add, but yu are in mai hart todai.
Hi Elfinugget, iz me agin – I haz story about scratchee kittee that I hope makes U smile…
…..
A few years ago, I made the mistaek of picking out a new sofa and luvseet that had a heavy weeve-upholstery. Of corse kittehs set about re-doing the weeve rite away. A kouple years after my new huzband kame to live in mai house (and he did not grow up wid kittehs in da house), to his shocked and appalled self he diskovered kittehs had akshually clawed out an opening in side of couch through which they kuld come and go into couch (opening hidden ny koffee table, thank Ceiling Cat). Huzband akshually fell onto couch in state of shock, like Admiral Kirk fell into hiz command chair when he knew the Klingons had killed hiz son.
ZOMGZ!!! Teh LOL!! Mai gurlz VAREE gud about klawingz on klaw-furni… ok maebee jus a LITTLE pikky at da karpit an stuff, but overawl, VAREE gud abowt klaw-furni. Well den I adoptid Bastien, him wuz ousside wif no klawz!! I feeld sry for him so I lettid him liv inside wif us. Him wud git awl crankee at da gurls an go STRAIT OVUR TO KLAW-FURNI and flex hims paws on it liek him klawin’ it. laetur him diskovurd the edge of an exercise mat and he’d strum his paws on teh ej ov it.
KB… him snift da klaw-furni an’ den went strayt foar da kowch. PIK PIK PIK. Is lethur kowch. I meen, is old kowch, an is reddee foar retyrmint, but…. pikpik pik.. LOL.
Hazel claws mah pateeyo doorz tew matchstiks.
She gits unner teh bed at nite an claws teh wodden poast inna middle
dat howlds teh bed up!!
Fern clawz teh carpets awl a tyme.-Dey gots a hooge kitteh pod an skritcin poast but -NOPE- teh furnishins am teh bestest!!!
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Wen ai wuz liddle my Looby-Lou Kitteh yoosed tew hang upsyd down unner
teh bed yoozin her pointy enz awn the mateeryal.She goe rown an rown lyke a dervish fer minits at a tyme den flump down awn her bak!!!!
oh, iz aslo so sry. ai wnt du sumfing els fur a lil wile nd cum bak tu se yu hab sad misforchunit event. Hoap yu iz fele bettur sune.
Hugs and cheezbrgrs, Elfi. I am sorry to hear about your situation. Us cheezfrens will always be here for you (and anyone else who needs us). Lord knows I’ve needed my frens in the last few years, and they’ve been there for me. Makes me want to be there for then, , of course.
Makes me want to be there for them, even. And even more than I wanted to before….
O Hai Elfinugget, {{{{Elfinugget}}}} ai hopez taht u don mynd meh enkurajin u 2 jus taak gud kare ob yurself, n nawt deny taht tihs izza bery stressfulz n upsetting ting. Tihs iz akshually fairlee kommon ting (abowt wun owt ob seben startz neber finish), so u will findz taht odderz kan reelee sympathiz wif u, frum personal experients.
U will prolly fynde taht yur MIL will nawt ownlee unnerstan, but will b bery, bery understanding. She mus kno odderz hu hab had teh saam sad experients, n maa feelz teh terribul taht she sent u taht card, so u myte wunt 2 kall hur 2 let hur kno taht u r sorree, but she will hab 2 waat 4 teh kyoot liddul grankiddo. Ai kannot imajin taht she wud b aneeting but extreemlee supportib n lubbing 2 u. She mus kno hao badly u feelz, n will trai 2 maak u feelz bedder.
4 wut itz wurth, u will prolly jus hab a heby flow, tehn it stawp, but keep well nurisht n drink plentee ob gud likwidz. Itz bery unkommun (tho nawt rare) 2 needz 2 hab anee kynde ob prosedjur.
{{{{Elfinugget}}}}
Fankoo foar da infoez. I figyurd it wud be liek dat but mai bodee nawt aktingz liek I having normal momf… is lilbit… stop. lilbit…stop. lilmoar….. stop for a dae. lilbit…s top. is pleh. I drynkz lotza wotturz an’ joos. An vytaminz an stuf. I still tryz to taek kare ov fingz, in kaes dis wun ov doze totul weerd fingz whar emberyo too zmawl but stuk varee tite an nawt leev evin tho doktur sed so. I am led to unnerstanz dat emberyoz do whut dem damwel pleez, nawt lissin to dokturz. So I iz still sayin’ no to da gigantuk pitchur ov delishis frozin aklolholik stuf I wanna drown in. *sigh* we git froo it. Huzbin iz on fone nao wif hims mom… he talk to hur abowt it… he sed dat when him wuz liek 16 he knowd him mumma went to doktur foar myztryuss Dee-an-See proseedyur, him nevar knowd whut dat wuz ’til laytur…. so him sae, um elfi… mai mom mite unnerstan way moar den yu knowz. so him has her kall meh affer him dun talkz to hur.
At leezt I no longur feelz liek iz mai folt an dat Ceeling-hoomin-fing iz sae “no u kan not has kuz yu suk”…. but I feeld liek dat too, on toozdae, when I findid owt der wuzn’t no growingz.
It iz kinna a bad tiem, but I had thot, omg, I can tellz mai bebeh laytur, when I fownd owt I wuz pregnosaurus wif yu, ur daddeh had JUST moovd 700 mylz awae an I had to moov da stuff into da pod to go der, an’ ur unkul miek, him halpd me, an’ I juz sed, fuk all dis, I nont liek dis furnishur aneehoo, it goze wif yardsael……” an I thot, wow, dat be wun ov dem storeez…. LOL.
Iz hard too kuz mai huzbin is in Tennussee (I in Okiehoma), him taked noo job, see, an I gotta moov owt der when I dun wif teh skool.
I missin’ him bad nao. Mai fren’ Mike is halpin a bit but him not kno whut to to abowt raejing crayzee pregnosaurus, so him bin on da rong end ov dat skreemingz a foo tiemz nao… an den, awl dat foar nuffing. 
wao, dis a long pozt. Sry.
Iz okay, hunny. Betteh tew tawk abowt itt nao tahn trai tew bee brayv. Brayv ain’t wut itz kracked up too bee.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Elfinugget}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{elfi}}}}
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U b taking gud care uv ursef, like wii noez u will.
Dese fingz b happening sumtimez.
it b happening 2 mii wunst, long time ago.
But tehn, a yr l8r I had beutyful babeh boy.
Just 2 b remembering dat dis can b muzzer naturez way
uv saying “sumting rong heer dat kant b fixt. Dis elfi b so
wundermouse she b needing deh much bedder babeh.”
next time u b getting deh babeh u wuz ment 2 b habbing.
.
Heer, Luk wut i founding in Gibbocatz ty-boo-teek!!!
It b a speshul liddle rock. It lukz like a reglar rok 2 sum
peepz, but it truly b speshul. notice how smooth it b?
Adn, luk — holding it up 2 deh lite.
Dere, rite dere. See it? it haz a liddle splarklee in it.
Dat b a sparklee of starlite. Dat lite came frum millyunz
uv milez away, just 2 shining 4 u.
.
U b keeping dis rok in ur pokkit. u can rubbing it wenebber
u need 2 adn it will b reminding u uv deh lub dat cumz frum
teh cheezpeepz just 4 u, just like teh starlite.
.
{{{{elfi}}}}
omg cweenmj that was so totally sweet. *sniflz!* I have a hobby – I make quiklts when the mood takes me… and I’ve made some really cute baby-sized quilts… all stars and comets and planets and stuff. they’re all so very pretty… I have drawn and painted beautiful things, and I want to hang my own artwork in a baby’s room…
And it’s all stars and stuff. *snifl* so… um… yeah. Thank you.
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Chzfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}}}
My mother-in-law told me not to worry, just let nature figure itself out. She’s not upset or anything (of course, you say, why would she be? but I feel pretty lousy lately.) Anyway, I’m going to go to bed and sleep and hope.
thank you all for your warm thoughts and prayers.
–Em
Elfi, my heart hurts for you. You are such a good person and you will be such a good mumma some day! I’m glad that you’ve got your sense of humor still.
You’ll get ‘em next time!
Big hugs,
LCB
Is Myn! (An CH’s an Smammie’s) Yu go Wai! (Tihs wus teh furst Lolpic Ai ebber seed) icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/05/iz-mine/
Tihs commet nawt blong heer nao – nuffink to see, moob alawng plees
Hai, Ambercat.
Did the weirdprez get yew??
no, wus fyn wen Ai posted, tehn teh combermasayshun in teh middul chaynjed an nao its no so grate akchully. But taht’s ok.
amburkat, iz okeh, I has not werryz.
Furzty iz yurz!! an’ yu all bin rilly varee nies to me todae. Fankoo all so mush.
My mother-in-law talked to Barrett, she called me and was like hey, just take care of yourself, don’t worry, don’t stress, just ride it out…. remember Sandy had Jonathan and she’d hemorrhaged TWICE really really bad and the docs said she and the baby would both die, etc etc etc, but all that happened was he was born like 6 weeks early, was just fine. She’s fine, everyone’s fine.
I’m not yet un-pregnant…. just… waiting. We’ll see. And keeping my sense of humor is the only thing keeping me going.
I decided to count my blessings: if I don’t stay pregnant, my friend Michele won’t decide to decorate a nursery in all precious-moments stuff and crosses and lambs and bibles. No offense, just not my thing.
–Em
Dear Elfi – ai’ve been aut awl day and so did nawt see this until just nao.
Ai am so sorree taht yoo ar havng these problimz. Ai so wish that there were sumting ai cud do fur yoo to halp.
But just know taht we awl luvs yoo an hope verree much taht awl willl be as well az it can be. Ai will just sit heer and think menee happee thots in yur direkshun and hope that yoo will feel them.
{{{{{Elfi}}}}}} Just don’t wurree (easee to say- hard to doo, ai know) an keep and keep awn resting.
Frum your frend Janet
Dat am teh berree kyoot orinj kitteh!!
(((((((((elfi))))))) lots of prayers and good thoughts comin u’r way frum here. der reely are no words but jus noe wii awl caring for you.
Is dis teh kitteh wut sez “Ni!”?
noe…noaw he sez, “icckee icckee zzzzooouuwaapp pleeng zzzzaaaayyy
wwwaaaammmppp….zeeee wwuaaammp.”"
he iz da kitteh DAT sew reesentlee sez NI…”
srri 4 da cunfooshun.
noe, butt da las bunneh wuz a killer
beeg nastee teef …
u maid mai soyl mai amroor!
We have the Holy Hand Grenade…
lobest thy whlee han grrnaid @ thyn nahmee…
en 1, 2, 5…
o an b karfl ob deh froot batz n orankatanks n brefss serrellz….
Fyve iz right owt!
da cowtink ob da numbr es 3…
2 es onlee gud ef iz preeseded bai 3….
lobest!!!! smote smote smote
(DavecanhasDrTinycat…I fink u noe sumfink beri funneh es
bout 2 hapn, rite? I fink uz noes stuf…beeg stuf ebben tho yr
kitteh es tiny.)
I has finally quit smoting fer gud.
Boo, Hiss! Lubbs ur punz!
Allan Sherman, FTW!! (My age, let me show u it)
omg Allan Sherman… OMG …..
I used to have one of his records, it was one of my childhood faaaaavorites!!! I not so old as all dat but I has been axpozd to stuff.
Ai alzo liek me sum Tom Lehrer, dat ar some gud stuf.
But I still singz “hungarian goulash” a lawt. LOL
Muh uncle wus engineer at jet prop lab when Tom Leher werked there and sed they the best parties. Put a buncha smart peeps inna room wif some of the universal lubricant and add a funny guy wiff a piano and it’s gots to be phun. Y
And a pair of aluminum pants!
gud fing I kep mai 1950s baving cap. runz tu putz awn– oh, noez ! dat rubbr iz shred. Nawt enuf duktaip ina hole whirld tu fikz . Noaw wut ai du? warez de chikkee hed glub wen yu nedez it? ohohohohhhh. phewwww! crysis pas! Fawt wuz gun nede ccc fur shur . gasp…. sigh…. just rest a bit naow wif purpl blankee. and chonkitz, ub corse. and get redy tu sillibrate de C’s H nawt 2nd. Sumbuddy git bizzy an fikz sumfing naice fur hur.
i iz reedin las page ub AARP witch cum todai… sez mus eats dark chonklat, pecawns, and drinkes red whine to be healthy. i shall baek mai fav: Brownies w/pecawns & candied ginger for awl, and serv wit nice red whine. wii awl b happy & healthy
Nom Nom Nom….
Lubs Ur avtaar!
Ar that Ur kitteh?
Yah! Fankyew.
Dat mah Hazel-cuddnt fit Fern on.
Ai lukked at yer kittehs at cheezfrenz, Tidmum — deyz byootiful!
Does teh wurdpress allow teh movin gifs? You could has bofe of dems dat way. Teh Hazel . . . teh Fern . . . teh Hazel . . . teh Fern . . .
Bootiful kitteh
An teh ginger iz spoze tu maik pane goze awai, alsomt liek asprinz. Wen doze borwneez be redy?
rushed furst pan to Tidmum, next batch comin oust soon. Mus bemember 2 use potholder thingie dis tiem
Owie! Noe fun to bern ur fimmers!
AHHHH! I loves thee, o kitteh!
never has a funnier and more truer capshyn been uttereds! I am squeeeeling like a sqyuisheds kitteh here!
kitteh sez he tinks teh letther cowsh luks mush moar funner to skritch on…mush funner den teh rope-thingie. kitteh goes dere naow to skritch……
Yew can put yer pointy endz in mai couch ENNY taim.
*splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt*
*KLONK*
*Ai r ded frum teh Cyoot*
Ohhh nooo!1! Halp, halp! i brungs teh brownies, butts noe gots a blankie!
Iys OK Smammie; we dyd teh bestest we cuud.
Tidmum, will Lapsang in my grate-auntie’s blue onion pattern halp? iz patting your hand, but you is got da silly smile going strong still…..
heer. ai em bettur naow. *gibz La Tidmum da purpul plooshee bkanky* Heer hab sum mai 72% drak chonklit. Iz best. nawt tu mush shuggur tu rotz teef.
Oh Fanks gmwgs.
Awl dis lub an kaer iz maykin me feel sew mush bedder.
Ai gots teh drinksys,teh blankees an teh CHRG an ai r berree grateful.
tidmum,
don lok naow, bt derz anuffer dus bunneh undur da dresur…
noe, obber der!
seez et? git et 4 et floopz awai….
can i has pees ob da blankit?
Ohai peep
Corse yew can share teh blankee.
Heer wud yew lyke sum ob deez lubbly drinkses tew?Luk,we got mint julip,Lapsang T an some ob gmwgs speshull ressipee hawt chokklit.
Der am also sum fresh brownies an sum possum shayped cokklits tew nom on .
The Cheezfrenz am sew gud at halpin us awl recubber from splorts an udder
danjeruss fingz.
iz otae, tidmum! ebbrywun mayks spelling Miss Tayks at sum tym or anovver!
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ai kan haz sum blanky, tew? ai needz it. ai’m kindov in a “meh” mood rite nao
:straight face:
Ob corse yew can N1IP. *shuffles up an makes spayce inna blankee*
Share teh drinkses an teh nommins tew-is awl deelishuss
Plz nawt tew be felin “meh” .
I hoaps yew iz cheerin up nao?
yez, tanx, tidmum! {{{tidmum}}}
ai just gotteded a sad beecuz ai just reelyzeded taht ai hab nebber had a nawt sekkud commint!
*sys, snuggles deeper under blanky, nomz sum choklit*
Awww!! {{{N1IP}}}
Yaw tern will cum.
Ai fink tehre iz a lolpik waytin speshully fer yew,tew commint awn.
Awl in gud tyme.
Wen dis happenz,we can haz teh hioogest Partee in yaw honner
an No Playce In Partikkular will nawt noe whats hit it!!!
aww…tanx! {{tidmum}}
uh oh!
*SSSSSPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
gud splort, but ai need mai hed bak, nao!
Oh Noez! Ai finkz dis splort haz bin heer fur a wile. Wuz kinda muffulled.
WoopWoopWoop!
*hopz off CCC & dons protektiv geer*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
Hmmm. Dis nawt awl comming off teh floor so eezee.
*rummijez throo CCC… finds teh skweejee*
*scrape scrape scrape*
Yay – dat werked.
*tucka tucka tucka*
*squirt squirt wif wottur bottul to re-hidrayt teh dried branes*
*taypa taypa taypa*
Heerz a bavving kap wif preetend kitteh eers on it (to maek sure yer saef).
*covvurs wif softee blankee – luvverly shayde of coral & givz a choklit frawg*
*pourz cuppa tea*
Dere. Awl beddur, n1ip?
yez, mush bedder, nightshayde! tanx!
O fank U!!1!
iz so niz en wum…des lubby drink es veree tastee 2.
sa-a ! Dis blankee es sew soff…
Iz getink veree sleepez…
wass en dis chokkit?
Es fum Swizzrlanz?
fank u sew gud….
Yu iz berry gud, heplful nd kiend tu ebbreewun els. so naow iz yur trun. Hazel iz lufflee. Wun dese dais ai trai tu putz picshur ub arly if finez gud wun can uze.
Awww!! Fankyew gmwgs
Tidmum, Ai’m nawt veree guud at Splort recobbery, but hear goez:
Sweep, sweep up alla braynes; scoop, scoopity scoop inna Tidmum’s hed;
sekure wif ducktape firmley; pull awn CHRG wdoi oaver her hed;
geyt sof kitteh-prynt blankee, choklit possums, adn mint julip(becuz itz spryng)for Tidmum to drinkses;
set hers daown inna corner to rest adn recobber; HAOW AM AI DOEING????
Tiptoes awayses sew Tidmum can has sum peece & kwiet…….
*wha.?whe..?hoo..?*
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*Ohhh.Fankyew CKK an Smammie*
taykes a sip ob Lapsang an a sip ob mint julip.
Nibbles awn teh browniez an chokklit possums.
*Ai feel soo mush bedder.Yew tuk Gud kaer ob me.*
Fank CC yew were heer!!!
gud jawb, CKK
Ai alwaise fink Ai haz seed teh kyootest kitteh ov dem awl wenebber Ai luuks ayt a rlly splort-able foto; liek dis wun.
Butt den Ai geyts fooleded, becuz teh nex picshure iys ebben kyooter den teh wun befoar dat adn teh wun befoar dat adn teh wun befoar dat………………..
Iys dere noe eynd tu awl dis kyootness, iytz jes liek a bauttom-less well……..
Iyts gettin tu teh poynt wher Ai hasta ware mai CHRG wdoi alla tyme Ai am awn ICHC!!!11!!
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sew bery, bery tru. wii ware teh glubs ub roosterness at werk 2 annoi stuporvisor, now i ken tel im itz a medicle neccss, … haz2haz
Ah think someones needz deezine a scratchin post shaped liek a cowch arm. Seeriozly, cud maek a lotta moneh…
@@@@@ Datz a gud ideeya!!!
Kittehs would ignore, dey nawt stoopy, dey knowss what expensive scratchies and nawt expensive scratchies so. Does yo tink teh kittehs go cheap?
Wut if couch-arm-shaped scratchin poast is expensive? Wud dat get bai teh kitteh valyoo ratings?
u r brilunt, iz verri gud wai 2 mak c=kashee moneh..
u verri smartz
noe i iz kompleetlee cereus…
WIN
*reaches for CHR……..*
Oh dear.
Ka-SPLORT!!!
*Weeho weeoh weeewah*
SKreeches tew a halt..jumps orf teh CCC
*Soop skoop skoop*
*perlop plip plap*
*Strrrrrrreeeetch*
Puts a new extra strong CHRG(wdoi) awn nightshayde’s bonce.
*Tug tug tug*
gets awl teh hre in
*tuk tuk tuk*
Wynds rown teh duk taype.
Der.Rite.Floofy blankee,Hawt chokklit,possum shayped chokklit handed ober.
*Pat pat pat* berree gentlee awn teh arms.
Awl bedder nao.Kuller returnin tew yew cheeks.
Phew!!
Bizzee nite heer.
Phew.
Fanks, Tidmum.
Aiz feelin beddur nao, but ai haz a littul heddake (wuz habbing heddake befoar teh splort).
Nao if ai cud get werk ppl to unnerstan hao hard it is to werk aftur a splort…
i tinks i got it noa! Sweep-peas da brainz, skoosh bak into hed. Ducktape… quick! Wears a duck? (Viaduct?) Okay, tapetty, tapetty, tape. Warm blankie of fooziness, chonklat Brownies, oopps! Fine da CHRGw/doi… Whoosh..wipe sweat frumb forehead and tippy toe away (mus find book on EMS)
yay duck taep hat!!1!
*** FTW ***
Too . . . muches . . . floof. Must . . . look . . . away.
Too late.
Blargh! I are ded!!!!
Halp!!! Iz holding 2 pans of Brownies n dere ain’t a CHRG in site!!!!!
PAGING DR TINYCAT!! PAGING DR TINYCAT!!!
HAAAALLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
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This tew mush fer me tew handle awn mai ownsum.
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Mergency I.V hawt chokklit,extra heeted floofy blankee,box ob possum shayped chokklit fer yew.
*cheks pulse*
*lifts up eylid an shynes torch*
C’mon c’mon DchDT. .. Stay wiv me nao…
*feels moobment*
Phewwww!! Dat wuz close!.
A stay in the HSRW fer yew mai frend..
*Puts DchDT awn teh cumfy strecher…*skweeek skweek..muss get teh wheelz oyled…….
Ai got yew a bed by teh picture window oberlukkin teh Pincess Mu meadow.
Dr Tinycat will be alawng shortlee tew chek awn yew.Otay?*tuks blanky titely rownd*
I’m tinking dat reverb-psychiarty cud mabbe werk here. Medicle skilz, i noe haz dem, but mai goggie, “Winky da One Eyed Wonder Dog”, haz waht mai Momma called “enchanted breath” (one whiff n ur out fer a hunned years). Mebbe da threat ub ex-stinkshun wud halp dem hold on to teh sanity. i knows her bref makes me do tings i doan wanna, n ina hurry too. Trus mii, dere iz nuthin kyoot about a slobbein retired racer…
den agin, mabbe nawt….. which iz y i’z nawt da doktur
Ohai, Tidmum:
Habz soff thikk blankittz.
Ekkstraz CHRGz wiff
tayp andz bunjee cordz
Awllso cawlld Dokkturrz
Howurdz, Dokkturr Fyne, Dokkturr
Howurdz n2 halpz
Chikkunz Hedd Rubburrz
Glubz (Wiff ryteengz Awn Itz) arz
reddeez 4 teh ‘Sploart!’z
Awllso habz Iee Bryte
Tee andz frozunn Milkee Wayz.
Soopurbz 4 dunkeengz
Jack.
Ohh fankyew soo mush Jack.
Maybee yew can reed sum ob yaw fantabulamuss poems tew teh Payshents while demz recubberin?
Teh CCC awl filled wib yaw wunnerful replaycements,an waytin fer the next Merjenzee.
hahaha…dokturr howurdz, dokturr fyne, dokturr howurdz…Ai dunno iffen Ai want dem arownd wifowt dokturr tinykat 2 soopervyze dem!
WoopWoopWoop!
*Hopz off teh CCC*
*dons CHRG(wdoi – wuttever dat meens)*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*tucka tucka tucka*
*taypa taypa taypa*
Heerz a softee green blankee & a choklit otter…. an a cuppa hot choklit wif wippee cweem.
You beddur nao, Dave?
OMGWT!BBQ!!!!! I am LOLLING… Tihs iz lyk the Keystoan Kittehs…
Awl runnin arown an sweepin an tukkin!!! Lites flashin and sireens skweelin on teh CCC an peeps savin peeps, an splortin awl obber the place!!!
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Iz awl yew splorters OK naow? Pshew.. taht wuz close…
Yaaay!!! Once agin teh dai iz saved!!!! CC bless the cheezpeepz!!!
Fink deres sum braynes on meh shurt, still.
Tanks for all da yummy toklit!! Dats like dat shot dat Bones usta gib on teh Startrekks wut would fix bowt anyfing.
“Here. Has sum toklit. It heps. I knows.”
Dave,Dave.. Wut R wii gonna dew wif yew?? Let meh help…
*lukz in perse… russle, russle, russle-dig, dig, dig- Fynds tissyu- nebber yoosed, srsly*
“Heer, spit awn tihs. Fanks.” Dabbiz, dabbiz frunt ov shurt… Tehre…
Hav sum moar choklit.. It helpz 2 regin.. rigenn…maik new brane cells..
Gud, cause I kilt lots of dems in collich.
CHRG (wdoi) standz foar Chikin Heded Rubber Glub (wif drawingz on it)
This cat definately needs a cat tree house LOL
Wuttebber it iz
dat Kitteh seez beelawngz 2
eevurr hee oarz shee
Coodz beez crushdd upz bawl
ubz paypurr oarz Windo Sill.
Kitteh muss habz it!
Behbee Kittehz setz
dayr goalz erlee. T3h graytesst
challenjez taykz tyme
Curtinnz drawz Kittehz
ubs awll ayjezz. Ekksellentz
4 lerneengz 2 clymbz
Hewminz arz clevvurr!
Habz so mennee wundurrful
toyz juss 4 Kitteh!
Jack.
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Elebenty gajillyun Begerz Jack
Hooboi, Jack; yu rlly aowtdun ebben yurseylfe tudai!
2 pomes iyn wun dai!!!!11!!!!
Ar beeyuteeful!!
oh noes luk at awl dese poar splorted kittehs…
dang yew kuteness!1! dang yu to heck!!1!
tree cheerz foar teh rescew teem!!1!
ai wunts teh cowch, but ai awlsoh wunts teh ropy skratching post!
sumbodee sed ni?
Oh, teh, hyoomaniteee.
I geddit!!! * Snerk*
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Hey! U reminded me! I gots too go look at dat mushroom u sended mee! I gotted it on mah cell fone an cuddun vyoo it. (Dat is teh MAJUR TEEZ, I am tellin ya)
idansdansdans, award winnur ub teh funnee attachments
*Cubbers eyze*
“Didja luk yet?”
Surprise!
hai, room! iz nu heer. i r sending an needin lub.
i r lerning hayng ov lolspeak…not so gud at it yet.
u r want be mi fwend?
i bwing taystee noms…..
I r welly combs u as i was reees…reec..reis…is nuu tuu! I long lurk-er, hideses tu. U has welly combs and haipee dais!
Ohai, lightchild79! Willykumz tew ICHC! dunt bee afrayd tew jump rite in adn joyn teh phun! sowwy if yu kant reed most ov owr commints in lolspeek. it tayk a liddul practise tew get teh hang ov it! ai gibbs yu a hug adn sez agin, Willykum!
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hi evrybuddy! iz nu heer. i tryd to make a comment, but i can no c it, so i try agen. i poligyze if it reepeeted.
(offers taystee noms and lub)
Ai no u posted last nite but ai wuz at teh werk *Pleh* adn culdnnt rehzpondz.
Welcum to teh ICHC!!!. Ai iz nu here 2. Juhsd joined yesterdai. Teh cheezfrenz will be happy 2 see u!!! Ai thinks wii r habbin hai tea today at 4:30 english time (? 11:30 EST?). stop in fur teh tea and scones!
WANT.
Lol aftr abut 24 hurs thnkg bout dis…I finly gotz it!
OMG DIS MADEZ ME LAFF SO HARDD!!!
iz like mye kitte to.
Tru, 2. Mah kitteh duz it all da teim.
aww he sooo cute! Teh kitteh is sooo maeks me laff SO HARRD! HAHAHAH