Comments on: Sloe death

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:23:55 +0000

queesh!
R…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:46:10 +0000

Aib neber eeted dat — but nao ai will hab to try. Ai lubs radishez wif salt – wud prolly be gud as sammich.

By: Kant Lavar

Kant Lavar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:15:16 +0000

Honestly, this is how I feel after a lot of meetings – most of which are classified. You’d think the classified ones would be more interesting, but they’re not.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:34:22 +0000

im sew happee dat ewe injoied de tasty noms. i also had sum uv ebberting
and i may be full fur daiz. all hale cween….

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:45:08 +0000

dis wuz whut nite shift said but said into huge vacuum and all we herd back wuz echo…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:02:26 +0000

Teh whirllld b4 ICHC wuz kinda like teh meeting dis kitteh b at. Eggsept it
wuz more boringz.
.
Oh boi, buffet!!!! fankz lc79!!!!
.
I’ll b habbing deh salad adn deh lasangna adn teh fishletz adn deh potaterz
adn deh hamz adn deh yamz adn deh wadermelenz adn teh green beenz
adn deh macncheez adn deh soupz adn deh corm adn deh biskitz adn deh
roast beest wif graby adn teh tuna adn sum cookiez adn cake adn piez adn
deh iiz creme wif chokklit sirup.
.
ok, I full now. Nap timez. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:05:52 +0000

kin enniwun tell me hao deh wurld igzisted b4 ichc? mustov bin veree boareeng
eye luv woching u gize an’ hao u lub eechudder an’ r sew sweet tu eechudder.
(sets out long an’ tasty nom buffet wut iz free 4 all duh cheezpeeps…)

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:48:33 +0000

I’se tempted to reread allah the Jack Aubrey books in the proper order to see is ders contin… cottonuit … a nonstop story line that enhantses th eksperients.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:52:46 +0000

Ebberbuddy laiks dem parfayz!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:46:20 +0000

spoze she haz yuuuuge…
trackz o land?

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:45:02 +0000

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:20:20 +0000

i r sew hapee i haz a chzpeep! u r so sweet lunar…i give you iced sweet tea an moonpie from texas…. much luv to my ‘peeps

LOVE, PEACE, AN CHICKEN GREASE!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:03:29 +0000

o hai, lightchild79, welkom to teh cheez peepz, i duznt post heer a lot cuz
i am teh verryy shy but iz verree fun an all teh nise peepz are
welkomd. wun tiem i bringed tastee choklit burfday caek from mai boyz’z
burdayz – ebreewun luvs teh tastee noms heer! an since its teh majikal
intertoobs, tehere iz no shugur or kalrees or anyfing peepz maybe not
sposed to eat!! sos ebreewun can enjoys!!1!

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:38:05 +0000

nvrmnd… i figgurd it aut. i not slo, i swear….
i come berring taystee noms for all. i is a nubee, tu.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:36:05 +0000

i has been tryin tu post a comment an its nawt wurkin. iz gettin phrustraytid….
i r want cheezpeeps tu be mai nu fwends, plz?

By: KT

KT — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:26:36 +0000

I iz not gnu, jus hav nawt post in long taim. But mai hedake betr nao. KT jus post, b on puter 2 late. th screenz r 2 brite at 1 in da mornin sometaims.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:24:52 +0000

limun!
meat pie
nutty pie
oreo pie!
pecan pie
q…

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:18:47 +0000

Keylimes!!! NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:17:57 +0000

Yeah been dere. Not dere now, fortoonitlee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:03:26 +0000

LOL!!! DavechDTc – soundz liek yoo werkz wehre ai used to werk!!!

ai can laff now – then wuz nawt so funne!!!

By: amykins

amykins — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:02:45 +0000

Must – keep eyes open… boss-man says ‘portant… must – keep – eyes… OPEN! *bites self* OW!

Okie-dokie boss-man, ah iz dun. Luvs ya but AH QUIT!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:57:47 +0000

bordum…it haz mee. ai am lyk teh kitteh. bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…bored…

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:52:37 +0000

Jello pie!
K…

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:50:34 +0000

Goosberrys
Homemade cherrys pie is meh favorites!!!
Ice kwemes. Gotsta has icekremes wif pie.
J…

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:47:10 +0000

Gets ahed wif cuttfroat bordrooms tactix!!!!

Stabs hims coworkers in teh bak!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:27:16 +0000

Welcum DTCA!!! Heer, hab a liddle caturday afternoon martoonee. iz speshul wif deh extry chokklit and teh liddle umber ella. u can b sitting in deh sun by deh pool ober heer adn enjoying ur drinksee. Adn dehre b a big umber ella, 2, in case teh sun gettingz 2 hot.

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:58:36 +0000

OMCC yu guize, dis be wun ob dah FUNNIEST freds eber!!!!!!!!!1! Elebenty gazillion cheezburgers for U!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Ai lolled n lolled n tehn wenna bed n hadded a berree gud sleeps!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:42 +0000

tanx kafleen! yu awr soooooh rite! {{{{kafleen}}}}

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:10:21 +0000

Oh Iz so agreee! Alzo, meetings dat start at 11 & not obber by 1PM, and all the sandwich shopps will soon B clozing & I am hungree!

Used to play meeting bingo (25 squarez of common, stuupid meetin frases, like “it’s a win win situashun”, or “letz prioritize dis”)

naow Bcause I werk at home, I can kontribute 2 Icanhascheezburger while on confrence kall. (Jes hav 2 keep MUTE button on so dey dont here me laff – ROFLMAO)

Happee Caturday!!!!! No more confrense kallz until Mondai!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:46:30 +0000

Ai haz sat thru Elebenty sevintey sevin boaryng meatyngs iyn mai dai, adn alwaise hayted teh BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

Meatyng Ai remebure moast wuz teh wun wher teh topik wuz:

“Wher duz yu wanna be iyn 5 years; wut’s your aubjektive???”

(Aul Ai cud finK ov wuz: OUTA HEAR!; OUTA HEAR!; OUTA HEAR!!!!!!!)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:40:02 +0000

Sorree bout yur hed-aike; weez doan wanna sea yu suffer!

(But teh Cheez Frends haz iyt rite onna monee bout dose horribull, terribull, noe-gudd, veree badd meetyngs!!)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:37:02 +0000

Funnee haow dey can preeteynd tu lystin tu yu adn keap a strait fayce ayt teh sayme time!!

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:29:54 +0000

Yes yes! Dwinks an dansin!!!

I dun dans berry gud, but after bout 6 bokatonix, I dusn’t care no more.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:28:22 +0000

Brayce teh t’gallants Mr. Bush!

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:27:47 +0000

Dtas ony fur teh bad kittehs.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:26:37 +0000

I lubs me sum Horatio Hornblower an Cap’n Jack Aubrey bookses.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:24:37 +0000

Oh, oh, oh!! Is Marx brudders joke!!!

Don’t you hate it wen you floats dis kool an funny refrince out dere an nobodies gets it?!?!

Ah hates dat!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:09:56 +0000

Adn yu bee nawt weerd; yu ar a Philosophurr!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:05:41 +0000

Dewberry
Egg Custaerd (liek tehre’s enny uvver kind)
Fresh peech
G…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:03:09 +0000

I yuseta bring notebook 2 boringly meetings. Wud take notes here & there wif fake interested X-presshun on face. then wud flip over a fyoo pages an draw not so flattering kartoons uv everywun around tabl.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:02:15 +0000

Iz DAT wut tehy callz itt dese dais!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:01:34 +0000

Wowsers, Kafleen! Dis bees wun ov the moastest mystikal, p metaphoricull, adn theeologicull peeces uv finking taht Ai haz runned acroast inna lawng tyme!!11!!

Ai’m gunna hasta paunder dis wun fur awile; Cannawt taike awl ov dis thot iyn wun sytting:

(Teh LORD iys tu iyncomprehensibel adn iynscrutable tu trie tu figger aowt inna cuppla minuteses!!!!
Adn nebber iyn dis lyfetyme!!)

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:00:39 +0000

Oar sumfin!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:56:01 +0000

There R manny verzhuns uv the song/story (Stagger Lee wuz a reel purson, BTW). In the verzhun I’m familya wif, Delia walked in2 tha bar room an shot Stagger Lee in tha lokashun yu menshuned as he wuz standing at tha bar liting a zingarette. This goez to prove that smokin iz bad for yer helth.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:52:43 +0000

Ripples in still water
where der is no pebble tost,
no wind to blow?

By: tewornjkittehs

tewornjkittehs — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:48:38 +0000

Date
Eggplant
Fruitcake?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:43:49 +0000

Annuddur case of needs to apply Donkee Philossophee.

If , ahem, *I* wur in charge, and I needed too address mah nite shift, I wud address dem on DERE time an NOT mine! LIke, mebbeh beginnin ub shift so dey
can all applies it? All dose peepuls got too cum in at 8am cuz ub me? Whai not ME goes too DEM?

*sigh*

Selfish biddness wurld, let mee growtch abowt it.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:40:08 +0000

Dat sownd hilareeus an awsum! I wish ebburboddee putted teh fun
thots into dere wurk in dat kinda creeatub way!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:35:47 +0000

*Donkee cries out with glee: Ripples! an huggs self
wiff chills!*

Bless ur littull hart! ♥

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:33:58 +0000

awwww…

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