Sloe death
Sloe death by a boring meeting
no. rly im sew interestd in wut yoo haz 2 say.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Is I ferst?
ferst only in that you arrived first, but iz afrayd you get D—– for cleverness or funniness of a real “nawt-sekkond” comment.
Maybe one of the other cheezefrend kan better ’splane the nawt-sekkond comments to Eve, who maybe a noobie to the sandbox. I gots to go watch Star Wars now…..
Iz moar fun tew come up wif sumfing clever or funnee to sai ravver dan jus sayin “ferst” (which is kinda frowned upon). Den if yew rilly are “nawt sekkund,” ppl laff & offer drinks & dansins. An if sumwun else gets teh tawp spawt, youz still maed a clevver commint & can getz teh laffs from teh cheezpeeps.
At leest datz mai unnerstandin…
Yew unnstanz gud, I has only had wun nawt sekkund portunity and I cooden think ob nuttin witty to say so I let it pass. Better layte than lame.
Troo, troo, SolnEsther,
I azo haz had teh oprtunity 4 nawt second.. But the dreddid “brane freez” gottid meh bofe tymez!!!
AAAArrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!
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I hatez wen taht hapinz!
Kin ai be nawt tree huntret? Ai dunt haz ainytin kleva tu sai eiva, but dat’s auka koz aim nawt nawt nawt sekkund.
Jd,
U R in ICHC -land … U can B, or haz, or dew ANYFING, ANYWAIR, ANYTYME..
Taht’s the majik heer…
U, mai frend, R welcum. Dont B afrayed… We R glad to hab U….
Come on in the wadder’s fyne!!!!
Noe won tailz yew bowtda froze brayne, buh Ai wuz tharn win Ai sawd noe udder komintz @peakoct. Neerlee wuz nawt nawt sekkund.
Eve:
“Doan gib uhp, coz yew haz cheezfrens
Doan gib uhp, yewr nawt teh onee wun
Doan gib uhp, noe reesun tew bii ashaimd….”
Sayme ting heppined tu me;
Gautz teh brane freez adn culdn’t tipe fas enuff.
(Felted liek wun-aurmed paypur-haynger!!)
i has been tryin tu post a comment an its nawt wurkin. iz gettin phrustraytid….
i r want cheezpeeps tu be mai nu fwends, plz?
nvrmnd… i figgurd it aut. i not slo, i swear….
i come berring taystee noms for all. i is a nubee, tu.
o hai, lightchild79, welkom to teh cheez peepz, i duznt post heer a lot cuz
but iz verree fun an all teh nise peepz are
i am teh verryy shy
welkomd. wun tiem i bringed tastee choklit burfday caek from mai boyz’z
burdayz - ebreewun luvs teh tastee noms heer! an since its teh majikal
intertoobs, tehere iz no shugur or kalrees or anyfing peepz maybe not
sposed to eat!! sos ebreewun can enjoys!!1!
i r sew hapee i haz a chzpeep! u r so sweet lunar…i give you iced sweet tea an moonpie from texas…. much luv to my ‘peeps
LOVE, PEACE, AN CHICKEN GREASE!!!!
Witch eppzode?
Eve iz a noob - she shurlee did nawt know.
Eve - pleez to nawt be sad. If we had the burgers, what wud nau happen iz that yoo wud get teh verree low burger voats.
But this does NOT meen taht we don’t like yoo. Has nuthing to do wif likeing YOOO!!!
But wee ar verree fussee heer about teh peeple in teh tawp spot. As SolnEsther said, we hav awl passed up awn the chanz to hav ar commint there becuz we cudn’t think ov sumthing clever enuf fast enuf.
It’s nawt a rool - just teh way we think. So pleez - be welcome heer and com and play wif us, if you liek. Just remember teh taupe spot iz fur us verree speshul
Concatulayshunz, eve.
even iph yew dun sed teh nawtee ‘f’ werd.
Mebbeh nex tiem yew am nawt sekund teh abillyT 4 mekkin teh prowpree8 commint will happen 4 yew.
Oh hai Eve!
Welcume to ICHC.
We r glad that yu’re here. Iz much fun to get teh top spot on a new pic. But, one ov teh reasons it iz so fun, iz because when some ov us see “No Comments,” iz difficult to cum up wif a cleaver comment. Purrsonally, I hab had an OK comment to maek, but it’s nawt a GRATE comment, so I juss wate a minute to gib sumone else a chance for a Grate comment in the Top Spot.
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Plz doan feel badz. Lots ov peeps maek dis mistake when tehy come heer. We doan hab any actual rools, so iz nawt like u borked a rool or ennyfing. Iz juss moar ov a custom. Akshully, teh onwee rool iz to be nice to awl teh odder peeps here. I’m sure dat won’t be a prolem fur u.
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So, juss jump rite in and start maeking moar comments. We r alwais happy to hab noo frenz here!
{{{{{Eve}}}}}
Welcum!
{{{Romeow}}}
Lubbly kynd werdz.
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Welkum Eve
Meh. Noo peopples allus drop teh f bomb unlessn dey sees sum udder nOOb gets teh beatdown for it. Like me.
But I ony has wun nawt-sekkun cause you gotsta bees fass around dis playse.
DavecanhasDrTinycat!!! Did we beet yoo down???? Oh, wen wuz taht? Ai am so sorree.
Did wee say reelee awful things to yooo. Ai doo hope nawt.
But at leezt we didnt’ skeer yoo away. An for that, ai am vereee happee indeed.~~
Cuz yoo shurlee know taht ai hearts yoo a lot!!!
O Hai, JCH4K - I just returned from watching Star Wars epysode 4, which used to be epysode 1, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
I haz a qwestjun that maybe U could answer wid your vast arrays of nowlege. I needs a CD of ancient Hebrew moosik - the lyre, the horn, the drums, perhaps an ancient chant in Hebrew…to use az a background for a reading of the Psalms. Akshually, if there be a CD where the Psalms be done in Hebrew wid the ancient musikal akkompaniment, that wuld be ekseelent (but no violins, pianos, etc! Anchent instruments onlee!!!) Does you know of any such CD? My cownty library could not be komming up wid aneething.
Little Tiny Cookie sends U a slow, kontented blink of her eyez.
An O Hai to yoo, CH.
ai doo nawt know ov such a CD - but tehere probalee iz. ai doo haz sum peepl hoo mite know.
ai will ask - it cud take a coupla dayz to get an anser. Certanle teh ancient heebroo mesik shud be eezee to find.
An ai return eh slow kontenteded blink to teh adorabul Tiny Cooke!!1t
Do Nawt Look at me! Ise too sekkular to be any hep wid dis. We’se reform Jews, udders calls us goyim.
Hehe nopes. I wuz one of dem nOObs what saw anudder beatdown do I din’t makes dat mistake.
o, iz liek FARK I meen srslee is varee hard to git nawt-sekkun. I’s bin arownd foar aejiz, an sins it got rilly goingz, I has got onlee wun not-sekkun… Dat iz, sins lotsa peepul be kommentin an stuf. Usdtabe I wuz nawt-sekkin on a lots of dem but dat wuz when wus onlee liek 10 pplz maeks kommintz. LOL
–E
If u hab Total Far is elebbuntee times eeseer. Butt i no longer cares cuz
dey is crazy dare. I likes us-unns better. Glad too see ur nuggetttee
self, too!
gud job, eve! yu awr noo adn awlreddy gotz yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! ai awr still waytin foar myn!
ohai no 1 in particular! sumwun finked ai wuz yu teh odder dai, an telled me ai maed a grate commint. sew ai want to pass on teh komp…camel…compli…nise werds to da perssin who tehy was ment four–yu! i am goeeng to chanje mai nicknaem soon to avoyd such confusshuns in da fyooture, but i habbent figgerred owt what yet.
Nadia
tanx, No1! ai neededed taht tew brietin mai dae a bit. {{{Nadia}}}
Nadia iz Sum1 !!!
oh, fanks idansdansdans, taht’s a grate ideeya!!!!1! I will be…Sum1!
Nadia
Yaaayy!!! I luvvit!!!
Welcum 2 teh whirld Sum1!!
YAY! u r Sum1! {{{{{Sum1}}}}}
so r u, no 1 in particular.
An dat furst ur waitin furr? We’ll bee dere tuggedurr.
♥
Now hows dat furr sending a warm fuzz?
tanx, kafleen! {{{kafleen}}}
ai am sum1, just no 1 in particular!
*looks around, wisspurs to no 1 in particular……*
Ah, no 1, teh uddur day I wuz tinkin bowt u sayin dat. Wutt came too
mind wuz sumfing verreh byootifull butt very hard too describe. I wuz
thinking bowt how wehn we looks at eech udder we sees bodies an
stuff. Den I had teh moast byootiful imaginin dat wen teh Makur looks
at us hee see our souls, an dat our souls, wen seeubbul, were
elebbentee google times moar byootiful den dose speshul glass
sculpchurs wiff all teh swirlee colors and threads and majikull stuffs
in dem and dat dey are full of colors and teh moast eyeboggling
ethereal wisps of living parts dat all be wisspurrin and communicatin
an doin dere bizzy God wurks.
An dat eech wun is verreh verreh differunt frum teh next an He looks
at eech wun an marvels at his creashun.
Dat’s wutt i wuzz thinking.
Butt I’m kinda weerd dat way
why wurd press do dat wiff the paragraff an make it all big like?
* Psst, Kafleen*
Wierd Press jus wantz 2 gib U lotsa spayse 4 the byutiful wordz U pozted.
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Sownds lyke wut Cheeze an Tofu mus be finkin wen tehy luk at ICHC - land..
* Onlee ebben MUSH moar speshul an beyutiful.*
Hope dey are frying up lots ub cheezburgurs wile doin dem
looks…
hint hint
Yoo haz a WUNderful pikchur ob hao He sees uss. {{{{{kafleen}}}}}
tanx kafleen! yu awr soooooh rite! {{{{kafleen}}}}
Wurdpress do dat to make you look silly when yer bean searius but we are nawt fooled. You gotta good kinda weerd. Still weerd but good weerd.
peepul doo tell mee dat, heehee
dat iz bery byootiful, kafleen
Tanks, U! ♥
Seems like u sed dat twice ….
Kafleen, sumtimes God gives a liddle glimpse of whut it must be like to be GOD - like how you deskribed how you thot God sees us, and like whens we sees a cute liddle animal and loves it and feels a konneckshun to it, and when we sees sumthin so beeyutiful that it takes our breath away - a pikshur of a far away nebula, or a beeyutiful flower at our hand. Iz a reminder from de Lord that we all be konnected to Him and to eech udder and to everything else there iz.
…I be happy to feel connected to Kafleen: a beeyootful donkey wid a rainbow that surrounds her.
OOOooooo.. The nebula pikshurs are sew WIN… It gibs meh teh goozebumps.. and bringz home teh nowlidge taht we R but a mote….
He trooly werks wunderz!!!
Mah mommeh gabe me a ring wiff a big purple stone dat
looks like you are lookin into teh sparly universe….so byootifull
an hypnotizing…
I lubs teh nebula pickshurs too…
tanks all u guys furr teh wunnurfull tings u say. I like teh
donkee rainbow image.
yew am deffinetlee teh ‘glowin’ donkey, kafleen!!1
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Much WIN 4 yur bewtiful werdz!!!!!!11
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yew am nawt weerd - yew am juz ‘ryt’ een whut yew sai
an dat awso mex yew juss ryt!!
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yew am teh ‘jussryt’ donkey. kik up yur hoovz an plai!!!1
awwww…
{{{{gibbocat}}}}
Kafleen, tahtz teh bootiful. Ai be up written sermonz fur mai lay speekrs calss and u gibbed me a grayt idee. Fanks beree mush.
*Donkee cries out with glee: Ripples! an huggs self
wiff chills!*
Bless ur littull hart! ♥
Ripples in still water
where der is no pebble tost,
no wind to blow?
Wowsers, Kafleen! Dis bees wun ov the moastest mystikal, p metaphoricull, adn theeologicull peeces uv finking taht Ai haz runned acroast inna lawng tyme!!11!!
Ai’m gunna hasta paunder dis wun fur awile; Cannawt taike awl ov dis thot iyn wun sytting:
(Teh LORD iys tu iyncomprehensibel adn iynscrutable tu trie tu figger aowt inna cuppla minuteses!!!!
Adn nebber iyn dis lyfetyme!!)
Adn yu bee nawt weerd; yu ar a Philosophurr!!
ai lubs it!!
i thot ur commint wuz about whut dis resigned korporat kat wuz thinking,” Is i ferst?…i wanted 2 present last dis tyms…o well”
Mebee ur rite!
Iffs dat iz teh case, I will be teh FURST one to puts mah foot in mah mouf.
Eve will hab to let us kno.
needz sloe jin!