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Rural kitteh goes cow tippin

duz cows go kitteh tippin?

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  1. Cookie's Human says:

    Looks more like kitteh be watering the crops.

  2. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    gotz milk?

  3. MrTaco says:

    ^Lol @ cookie

    Anti-Piggy Bank?

  4. SJ says:

    Kitteh knows nuthin about teh borked ornymints. Kitteh was never here.

    (ohai guyz – ai’m back!)

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Welkom back!!! We haz missed you. Where you been?

      • SJ says:

        Fank u! Ai wuz awn mai holly daze and on teh way back ai wuz shiprekked on a dessert island with teh Chippendales and four hundred cases of shampain and when ai had drunk all teh shampain an tired owt awl teh Chippendales ai cawlded for help an heer ai am!

        (ackshully have been bery bery bizzy at teh werk, but dat is much less intrestin)

        NEwai, becoz ai has been so neglectful of my cheeezfrenz, ai propose teh OHai tee from heer in teeny tiny Ingerland – ai has my hat and long white glubs awn and we can has cewcumba sammidges an Victoria spunjcaek.

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Welkum bak, SJ….we been wunderin!!

        • Ambercat says:

          Woohoo! It’ssssssssssssssssss SJ!!!! (luk wot Ai lerned to do wyl yu bin gorn; Ai’s gon bold!)
          Hoep JCH4000000000000K didunt do teh “sadly disapoynted” voys on yu

    • tidmum says:

      Welcome Hoam SJ!! :grin:
      We missed yew terribly!!
      Hoap yaw trip wuz gud?
      MaryO’ gorn tew Peru fer 3 weeks.
      .
      Hab a big peese ob lemmun swiss roll an a drinky ob choyce-Martoony oar issit tew eerly still?

      • SJ says:

        Oh tidmum, u kno me – is NEBER too early for teh Martoonies!!!

        • tidmum says:

          *hands SJ a Hioooge Martoonie* *Cheez SJ* :grin:
          Did yew hab a gud advenchure?
          Lots bin happnin heer-Partays,Paraydesawn cweenmj blogsite,a hooge kerfuffle awn Ceelin cat v Basement Cat.
          Teh boatin burgers hab bin tayked awa-we awl has a sad bowt dat.
          Poor JKH4K am distrawt ai tell yoo,distrawt!Teh hole fing dun made her cry. :sad:
          We telled teh Cheezs “gib dem bak!!” but der am too mush tekky prollumz at teh momunt.
          Lots ob new frenz hab joyned us, Bebbeh kittehs been borned IRL tew Abby an CrazyoldLady-Beeyotiful bebbehs :grin:
          Oohhh sew mush Ai cant renember it awl.
          .
          *Janet* *Janet* wehre are yoo?? Kwik-SJ’s Hoam!!!!!!!!
          .
          JKH4K will renember ebreefing cuz she jess brillyunt at dat -My collander brayne-Let me introdooce yew tew it!!

          • moe says:

            yu nawt haz kolander brayne, tidmum, dat a grate summery. yuuzful tu mee, tuu, cuz i nawt haz mush tiem fer ichc deze daze :cry:
            .
            an welkum bak SJ!!! yu wuz missed grately!

            • tidmum says:

              Glad yew am heer Moe :grin:
              Seems tew be a lot ob frenz MIA at teh moment.
              .
              *HAY EBREEWUN-WEHRE ARE YEW????*
              *CUM BAK AN PLAI!!!!!*………..shoutin frew teh innertoobs….

              • idansdansdans says:

                Hi SJ, YaaaY!!! Welkum home!!
                Yor witz an charmz hab bin sorlee mist!!!
                .
                Tidmum, u R a regular Kliffz Notz ov ICHC!!! Bery well dun!
                :smile:

    • Feelionophiliac says:

      O Hai, SJ!! U hab been mist!
      A whol buncha peepz r gonna powns awl ober u 2day!
      Wanna joyn CH inna selabrashun dans?! Appropriyut musik myte b trikee, but “Teh farmer in the dell” wud kapshur sum ob teh essens ob owr bovine fren tehre.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      YAY!! SJ is back!! This is sortof like the whole Kes/SevenofNine exchange in Voyager.

      Hey, just a quick note to let you know I made it safe to Peru!

      Staying in a somewhat rundown hotel in Lima (akshully Miraflores), but it seems safe. I leave for Ica Caturday.

      I walked all around town & to the oshun todae, twas wunnerful. All that ICHC time on the tredmill paid off!
      Have not seen any kittehs, so haven’t been able to practice my espnomlol on them.
      If you kittehz aer kyuryus and if anyone wants to be on an email update list, email me & let me know (they can find the email address on cheezfrens).

      Buenos Tardis!

      • tidmum says:

        Ohai MaryO’,
        *waves fyuriussly in teh Peru direkshun* :grin:
        It muss be wunnerful tew see teh sites an heer teh sownds ob teh oshun.
        Tayke kaer MaryO’-we missin yew awlreddy.
        Check in wehn yew can.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          PS. on the email updates I’ll send it out “blind copY” so dose ob you in the witness purrtekshun or usin aliases kin keep yur naem/address privaet. i won’t even tell sweepea- she nawt az gud az i yam fur keepin teh sekrits.

          • tidmum says:

            MaryO’,
            ai gots a cunfesshun. I *ahem* ‘borrowed’ yer Royal Dolton Handpayntedwivblueperriwinkles T set fer Ohai Tea termorrer>I hope yew doan mynd? Ai prommiss dat we will be verree kaerfull an nawt bork enneefing.
            *wringz floofy pawz wib anxiety*

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              :shock:

              • tidmum says:

                *wringin pawz fyoriussly nao*
                Ambercat an me am Hostin Engerlish OHai T at 4.30bst tewmorrer,in
                honner ob S.J returnin an awl teh new Cheezfrenz.We wants tew put awn a rilly gud ‘Do’.
                Ai wuz jess tryin tew mayke a nice atmussfeer fer awl.
                Ebree wun am inbited,we cukkin an preparin awlreddy.
                *hops frum foot tew foot an Bats eylashes pleadingly at MaryO’*

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  oh, sweetie. stop teh wringin ob the paws, merember yew can has a bran noo set instantlee on ICHC.

                  *poofs*
                  see- dere dey arez.

                  dis life is short-use teh royaldooltonwifhanpaintedperreewinkuls ebree chanz yew gets…

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        Ohai MaryO!!!
        .
        *floofly paws wave, liek Tidmum’s, furruslee in direshun ov Peru*
        .
        Glad to heer yoo maded it saeflee to Peru an taht all iz well an beeutifull!
        .
        I hoeps yoo have a gud rest ov trip. Mai kittehs will demand taht I hops ober to cheezfrenz an get teh needful to get yur updates!
        .
        {{{{MaryO}}}}

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        p.s. i no sum of you are finking ob dat sawng “how can i miss you if you won’t go way” but we’ve had sum bad news about the reading primer to be constructed for the Aguaruna peeps. The native speakers of the language are currently unable to come across huge & dangerous mudslides; if they can’t make it, the project is off. :cry:

        bwaynos Tardis.

        • tidmum says:

          {{{{{{MaryO’}}}}}}
          Dat will be teh sad if dat happens.
          Maybe we can send in Helikat tew reskyoo dems?
          Hoap dey can mayke it across.

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            Oh noes! Dat will be sad!
            I’z sending awl teh sun frum heer to Peru so teh mud will dri owt a go-way.
            An sending guf thots an preyurs to yoo an the hole project!

        • SJ says:

          Bad mudslides, messin wiv Mary O’. Ai hope it awl werks owt for u Ms O’Spockn and u an ur Tardis has a grate trip.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            O hai, SJ!!!! How wunnderful to see yoo.

            Ai just got bak frum teh best funeral EBBERR!!!!!! Details at elebentee.

            an nau ai r going to a birfday partee –

            But – so sorree ai can’t bee heer!!! Luks laik SOOOO much fun!!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Yikes – ai dint see. O hai, Mary O’. Glad to heer yoo ar fine. Sorree to heer about the glitches – ai doo hoep it awl werks out.

              Moochos smoochos to yoo!!

        • cweenmj says:

          Hai Ho! Mary O!
          Wii b sew glad yew can tawking 2 us awl deh way frum Purru.
          U must b enjoying ebberything 4 awl uv us.
          wii hopez teh mudslidez can b obercum.
          {{{{{mary o}}}}}
          . __
          _/ \_
          .
          (Wif enny luck dis will b lukking like a brij ober teh mudslide. But I b noeing how wordpress likez 2 b mucking up deh spacingz.)

        • altosinger says:

          Hay, MaryO!!! Ai bee prayin! CC iz biggeh tahn teh mudslieds! (Luks liek basemint cat iz upp tew (oar daon tew) his owld trix agin.) Menny blessinks!

    • SJ! Is it rilly u? Maybe I is dreaming. I know! I’ll apply teh pinch test to make sure.
      *pinches SJ*
      *SJ pinches LCB back*
      Ouchies! Ok, we is both awake. Welcome back, then! It’s been turrible wifout u; no one to check that paperwerk is properly filled out. And for some reason, there’s not a Chippendale dancer to be found anywhere.
      Whut? Whut are u pointing at? O, this bag? Um, this is all ur valyoobuls, yes. I was keeping them safe wile u was away.

      • SJ says:

        Hmmm….. *takes bag from lcb* Fank u. Ai’m shoor. Nao I puts dem in teh bery saef saef dat is perteckted bai teh sharks wiv teh lazr beems awn tehr heds. Ai had a wunderful time an met menny wunderful peeps and even a cross-dressing poltergeist, but dat’s a hole otter story. NEwai, did sumbuddy say we had noo bebeh kittehs??? SHOW ME!!!! Ai has been deprived of teh kewt (apart from teh Chippendales, ob corse).

        • OOoooh! Can u imagine how cute would be bebbeh Chippendales?

          Bebbeh cross-dressing poltergeists, not so much.

          • turtlol says:

            ohai, SJ! Nize uv yu to frow obber dem Chipundayles fur yur cheezfrenz! Naow we noes we rate!!! (grin)

            Mary O!!!! Plz tu be karfull in Peru; Ai heer dere r playzes were yu can fly obber mountin and hill..oh, dat wuz down in Meh-hee-ko, but mebbe in Macchu
            Picchu, tew? Bee Karful! Donut drink teh water, etc.

            En enny caze, has lawts uv fun and do gud werks!

  5. Moralez says:

    Where are teh comments? I wantz comments!

    And kittehs don’t just go cow-tipping, they go everything-tipping :)

  6. Susan14 says:

    Heh, I knowz whut dat kitteh is thinkin’: “If yooz even attempt tu get me down, i’m nocking down ebryfing, and not jus cow!” They iz stubborn kittehz. Pik dem up an all pawz go in ebry direkshun and *CRASH CRASH CRASH*! My persunal exspearience, let me showz u it.

  7. Qu137Ch405 says:

    kitteh jus haz lolz dat teh kow got belled and not him

  8. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    o porsalin cow. hao i dispizes u.

    p.s. I posted this elsewhere but figger it will get noticeded heer

    Random discovery of the moment: Teho appears to be gettin talked about over on C.O.
    mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/04/how-did-this-ha.html

  9. Froyd says:

    Howz da hoomans get da milk outta dis ting?

    • catalogical humor says:

      u grabs teh thing and pull and pull until it startz 2 squirt.
      NO, not that one, teh other thing!!!!

  10. FXSmom says:

    werez the nipplez on dis ting!

  11. tidmum says:

    Crop sprayin-Doin it diffrentlee.

  12. LOLDemon says:

    Kitteh nawt fink it sew funneh wen Mawm desaidz kitteh hu liekz tippin ovur kaoz no getz cheez awn hiz burgr.

  13. mugglemary says:

    heers a good sawng
    “ai likes cows
    an tehy likes me
    ai likes cows
    jest wate an see
    tehy sai ‘moo’
    hey mooove over”
    gitar solos heer
    “ai likes cows
    i likes theyre skinny feets
    an like there frenz teh shaved sheeps
    teh has teh skinny feets”

    ps mai dad wuz a farm boi and he sez he an hiz cuzzin did tihs to teh cows…

  14. 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

    I am cow, hear me moo
    I weigh twice as much as you
    And I look good on the barbecue
    Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
    Made from liquid from my udders
    I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo

    I am cow, eating grass
    Methane gas comes out my a**
    And out my muzzle when I belch
    Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
    From the outcome of my dinner
    I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas

    I am cow, here I stand
    Far and wide upon this land
    And I am living everywhere
    From B.C. to Newfoundland
    You can squeeze my teats by hand
    I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
    I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

  15. leeza-b says:

    kitteh sez: ‘eet mor chikin’ like hek! ai’m eeting U!

  16. Ruth T-Negative says:

    Kittehs luvs ormament tipping. Mine especially likes to go after the Hallmark Wizard of Oz figures — and especially the Tin Woodman. Thinks silver color counts as mouse-grey?

  17. rhsb says:

    Decorator kitteh iz abowt 2 maek a state-mint abowt ur currint dekoratin skeem.

  18. Tessie says:

    Kow secks… yr doin it rong.

    [I think]

  19. glory says:

    you guys seen this video? I tried to make a lol for it but nows i cant find it on the vote page. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/03/28/vetscher.cat.in.wall.KNXV

  20. Eric says:

    Kao tipping??2?? Duz dis kitteh has a beef wif him?

  21. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh mus wunt a bowul ov freush mylk purty bad, becuz iyt luuks liek her be treiying tu mylk jersee cauw fakseemilee.

    Her mite bee dere awl dae treiying tu get mylk, sew sumbuddy beddur tell hers dat moo cauw iz nawt reel, evun tho iyt hassa bell awn.

  22. no 1 in particular says:

    Kitteh wuntz tew get teh milk frum teh kow!

  23. Miss Dawn says:

    Tip and run, kitteh, tip and run! I had a frend hoo used to go cow-tippin when she were yung, an dis is whut she tolded me.

  24. Duffy says:

    Waitur, dis cheezburgur is underdun.

  25. SirEel says:

    kitteh clearly lieks teh play harvest moon :D

  26. kafleen says:

    Kitteh bee slummin caws dere ain no Ming vahzes arown.

  27. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    I went cowstippin one tyme in collich. Was drunk as stinky skunk and fell in cowpie.

    Den I was stinky squared.

    No cowses got tippded in teh mayking of dis post.

    • SolnEsther says:

      When I wus yung (nawt the mature adult you sees before yuse) we tipped many cows. It’z nawt easy, it takes at lease two good size 6th graders to knawk a gurnsey offen her feets.

  28. TheInvalidWithAKitty says:

    …I actually have that kind of piggy bank.
    I mean, cow bank.

  29. Koolkiwi says:

    kitteh be waterin teh plantz iz moar wat it luk liek.


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