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Rural kitteh goes cow tippin
picture: Loesa.. lol caption: (?)
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Looks more like kitteh be watering the crops.
makin’ some frtlizer. brb.
YAY! gratz on not 2nd!!!
ah beleev danse an refre… beve… dreenkz am in oarder heer!
teh pi stawl will be provyding butturmilk shoo-fly pi fur the awe-spishus occayshun and congrats to CH!!
I’m SO tempted to make a ‘deliverance’ joke here
Oh go for it. What’s the worst that can happen?
Ai heerz banjoez….
Mai az whale sai id, SnTnEnNnD. Da mooood iz seht.
My moosician frendz define perfect pitch as when the banjo hitz teh bottom of the dumpster wiffout touchin the sides er back frst.
An heer I fot dat “purrfect pitch” was frowin’ an accordyon inna dumpster an’ hyttin’a banjo….
So the drummer and the trombone player are walking past a bar . . . Hey! It could happen!
mai banjo playin fren says teh diffrens tween a banjo n a onjon iz dat noe one cryz wehn u cuts up a banjo
bast on sqwinty-eyed far-off luk…….i be thinkin his plans for poo-stane wallpaper to go wid eklectik tableskape is jus what dekoratr ordered
gotz milk?
^Lol @ cookie
Anti-Piggy Bank?
Kitteh knows nuthin about teh borked ornymints. Kitteh was never here.
(ohai guyz - ai’m back!)
Welkom back!!! We haz missed you. Where you been?
Fank u! Ai wuz awn mai holly daze and on teh way back ai wuz shiprekked on a dessert island with teh Chippendales and four hundred cases of shampain and when ai had drunk all teh shampain an tired owt awl teh Chippendales ai cawlded for help an heer ai am!
(ackshully have been bery bery bizzy at teh werk, but dat is much less intrestin)
NEwai, becoz ai has been so neglectful of my cheeezfrenz, ai propose teh OHai tee from heer in teeny tiny Ingerland - ai has my hat and long white glubs awn and we can has cewcumba sammidges an Victoria spunjcaek.
Welkum bak, SJ….we been wunderin!!
Woohoo! It’ssssssssssssssssss SJ!!!! (luk wot Ai lerned to do wyl yu bin gorn; Ai’s gon bold!)
Hoep JCH4000000000000K didunt do teh “sadly disapoynted” voys on yu
Welcome Hoam SJ!!
We missed yew terribly!!
Hoap yaw trip wuz gud?
MaryO’ gorn tew Peru fer 3 weeks.
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Hab a big peese ob lemmun swiss roll an a drinky ob choyce-Martoony oar issit tew eerly still?
Oh tidmum, u kno me - is NEBER too early for teh Martoonies!!!
*hands SJ a Hioooge Martoonie* *Cheez SJ*
Did yew hab a gud advenchure?
Lots bin happnin heer-Partays,Paraydesawn cweenmj blogsite,a hooge kerfuffle awn Ceelin cat v Basement Cat.
Teh boatin burgers hab bin tayked awa-we awl has a sad bowt dat.
Poor JKH4K am distrawt ai tell yoo,distrawt!Teh hole fing dun made her cry.
We telled teh Cheezs “gib dem bak!!” but der am too mush tekky prollumz at teh momunt.
Lots ob new frenz hab joyned us, Bebbeh kittehs been borned IRL tew Abby an CrazyoldLady-Beeyotiful bebbehs
Oohhh sew mush Ai cant renember it awl.
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*Janet* *Janet* wehre are yoo?? Kwik-SJ’s Hoam!!!!!!!!
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JKH4K will renember ebreefing cuz she jess brillyunt at dat -My collander brayne-Let me introdooce yew tew it!!
yu nawt haz kolander brayne, tidmum, dat a grate summery. yuuzful tu mee, tuu, cuz i nawt haz mush tiem fer ichc deze daze
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an welkum bak SJ!!! yu wuz missed grately!
Glad yew am heer Moe
Seems tew be a lot ob frenz MIA at teh moment.
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*HAY EBREEWUN-WEHRE ARE YEW????*
*CUM BAK AN PLAI!!!!!*………..shoutin frew teh innertoobs….
Hi SJ, YaaaY!!! Welkum home!!
Yor witz an charmz hab bin sorlee mist!!!
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Tidmum, u R a regular Kliffz Notz ov ICHC!!! Bery well dun!
O Hai, SJ!! U hab been mist!
A whol buncha peepz r gonna powns awl ober u 2day!
Wanna joyn CH inna selabrashun dans?! Appropriyut musik myte b trikee, but “Teh farmer in the dell” wud kapshur sum ob teh essens ob owr bovine fren tehre.
I will join in teh dans with a martoonie in wun hand and a cewcumba sammidj in teh otter! Keeping mai hat an glubs awn at awl times, of corse.
I see yu haf nawt forgottid teh danger of dis site!! CHRG(wdoi) at awl timez!
SJ *was* mist, but now she’s dissipated. In udder werds: back to teh old SJ we all lubs!
YAY!! SJ is back!! This is sortof like the whole Kes/SevenofNine exchange in Voyager.
Hey, just a quick note to let you know I made it safe to Peru!
Staying in a somewhat rundown hotel in Lima (akshully Miraflores), but it seems safe. I leave for Ica Caturday.
I walked all around town & to the oshun todae, twas wunnerful. All that ICHC time on the tredmill paid off!
Have not seen any kittehs, so haven’t been able to practice my espnomlol on them.
If you kittehz aer kyuryus and if anyone wants to be on an email update list, email me & let me know (they can find the email address on cheezfrens).
Buenos Tardis!
Ohai MaryO’,
*waves fyuriussly in teh Peru direkshun*
It muss be wunnerful tew see teh sites an heer teh sownds ob teh oshun.
Tayke kaer MaryO’-we missin yew awlreddy.
Check in wehn yew can.
PS. on the email updates I’ll send it out “blind copY” so dose ob you in the witness purrtekshun or usin aliases kin keep yur naem/address privaet. i won’t even tell sweepea- she nawt az gud az i yam fur keepin teh sekrits.
MaryO’,
ai gots a cunfesshun. I *ahem* ‘borrowed’ yer Royal Dolton Handpayntedwivblueperriwinkles T set fer Ohai Tea termorrer>I hope yew doan mynd? Ai prommiss dat we will be verree kaerfull an nawt bork enneefing.
*wringz floofy pawz wib anxiety*
*wringin pawz fyoriussly nao*
Ambercat an me am Hostin Engerlish OHai T at 4.30bst tewmorrer,in
honner ob S.J returnin an awl teh new Cheezfrenz.We wants tew put awn a rilly gud ‘Do’.
Ai wuz jess tryin tew mayke a nice atmussfeer fer awl.
Ebree wun am inbited,we cukkin an preparin awlreddy.
*hops frum foot tew foot an Bats eylashes pleadingly at MaryO’*
oh, sweetie. stop teh wringin ob the paws, merember yew can has a bran noo set instantlee on ICHC.
*poofs*
see- dere dey arez.
dis life is short-use teh royaldooltonwifhanpaintedperreewinkuls ebree chanz yew gets…
Ohai MaryO!!!
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*floofly paws wave, liek Tidmum’s, furruslee in direshun ov Peru*
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Glad to heer yoo maded it saeflee to Peru an taht all iz well an beeutifull!
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I hoeps yoo have a gud rest ov trip. Mai kittehs will demand taht I hops ober to cheezfrenz an get teh needful to get yur updates!
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{{{{MaryO}}}}
p.s. i no sum of you are finking ob dat sawng “how can i miss you if you won’t go way” but we’ve had sum bad news about the reading primer to be constructed for the Aguaruna peeps. The native speakers of the language are currently unable to come across huge & dangerous mudslides; if they can’t make it, the project is off.
bwaynos Tardis.
{{{{{{MaryO’}}}}}}
Dat will be teh sad if dat happens.
Maybe we can send in Helikat tew reskyoo dems?
Hoap dey can mayke it across.
Oh noes! Dat will be sad!
I’z sending awl teh sun frum heer to Peru so teh mud will dri owt a go-way.
An sending guf thots an preyurs to yoo an the hole project!
Bad mudslides, messin wiv Mary O’. Ai hope it awl werks owt for u Ms O’Spockn and u an ur Tardis has a grate trip.
O hai, SJ!!!! How wunnderful to see yoo.
Ai just got bak frum teh best funeral EBBERR!!!!!! Details at elebentee.
an nau ai r going to a birfday partee -
But - so sorree ai can’t bee heer!!! Luks laik SOOOO much fun!!!
Yikes - ai dint see. O hai, Mary O’. Glad to heer yoo ar fine. Sorree to heer about the glitches - ai doo hoep it awl werks out.
Moochos smoochos to yoo!!
Hai Ho! Mary O!
Wii b sew glad yew can tawking 2 us awl deh way frum Purru.
U must b enjoying ebberything 4 awl uv us.
wii hopez teh mudslidez can b obercum.
{{{{{mary o}}}}}
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(Wif enny luck dis will b lukking like a brij ober teh mudslide. But I b noeing how wordpress likez 2 b mucking up deh spacingz.)
Ohai, MaryO!!
Plz stai saif an come bak 2 see us offin az yew can!! Yew R mist!!
*muah*
Hay, MaryO!!! Ai bee prayin! CC iz biggeh tahn teh mudslieds! (Luks liek basemint cat iz upp tew (oar daon tew) his owld trix agin.) Menny blessinks!
*sneekz up beehind maryo*
*pownses awo maryo*
Maryo!!!!!! how awr yu? did yu haz a sayf flyt? how izzit in Puroo?
*cumz up wif ellebentee billion moer kwestchunz tew ask maryo*
SJ! Is it rilly u? Maybe I is dreaming. I know! I’ll apply teh pinch test to make sure.
*pinches SJ*
*SJ pinches LCB back*
Ouchies! Ok, we is both awake. Welcome back, then! It’s been turrible wifout u; no one to check that paperwerk is properly filled out. And for some reason, there’s not a Chippendale dancer to be found anywhere.
Whut? Whut are u pointing at? O, this bag? Um, this is all ur valyoobuls, yes. I was keeping them safe wile u was away.
Hmmm….. *takes bag from lcb* Fank u. Ai’m shoor. Nao I puts dem in teh bery saef saef dat is perteckted bai teh sharks wiv teh lazr beems awn tehr heds. Ai had a wunderful time an met menny wunderful peeps and even a cross-dressing poltergeist, but dat’s a hole otter story. NEwai, did sumbuddy say we had noo bebeh kittehs??? SHOW ME!!!! Ai has been deprived of teh kewt (apart from teh Chippendales, ob corse).
OOoooh! Can u imagine how cute would be bebbeh Chippendales?
Bebbeh cross-dressing poltergeists, not so much.
ohai, SJ! Nize uv yu to frow obber dem Chipundayles fur yur cheezfrenz! Naow we noes we rate!!! (grin)
Mary O!!!! Plz tu be karfull in Peru; Ai heer dere r playzes were yu can fly obber mountin and hill..oh, dat wuz down in Meh-hee-ko, but mebbe in Macchu
Picchu, tew? Bee Karful! Donut drink teh water, etc.
En enny caze, has lawts uv fun and do gud werks!
Where are teh comments? I wantz comments!
And kittehs don’t just go cow-tipping, they go everything-tipping
Tru dat
Heh, I knowz whut dat kitteh is thinkin’: “If yooz even attempt tu get me down, i’m nocking down ebryfing, and not jus cow!” They iz stubborn kittehz. Pik dem up an all pawz go in ebry direkshun and *CRASH CRASH CRASH*! My persunal exspearience, let me showz u it.
Susan14, Ai am sew sein dis as Ai am redin it. Funnie
kitteh jus haz lolz dat teh kow got belled and not him
yesh, but sum conf