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kreme uf ANGREE Suop.
he must still b angery abowt dis.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Waiter! Derez a ferret en ma suop1
N himz lukz REEEL angreez
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Just simmer down, and nobody needs be hurt. For the pale ferret of doom is boiling mad.
U tink so? jus wate ’til u try 2 strain him…..
Shhh, doan say so loud, den eberyone will wantz wun!
(conratsulations!)
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(i knows it be ferrets, but I used ta have one an mah brothers called him Rat-thing
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house bout, “waiter, what iz dis ferret doin in ma suop?” N da waiter replies, “Y sir, i tink dat’s teh “Australian Crawl”
I callz dem Tube Rats. ^^
Oh…so DATS how it wurks.
Ware doo dey bee servin all-white munchkin kittens? I am all reddee wiff mah
CHRGWDOI.
(Romeows beeyootiful white butterballs bee habbin mee yernin furr purtee wite
kittehs…
I noes itz nona muh biz but how duz yo noes the color ob Romeows butterbalz?
Cuz I is teh All Knowing Majikul Donkee.
Durr.
dats is causin me sum sphincter pucker in fright, did der donkey observe me earlier today? Dat wern’t me, un, er, dat were muh evil twin (yup dass da ticket)
I habs bettur sints. Esther dun tole mee bowt ur shenannygunns.
OOOFFF _ De Esther factor, I often unnerestimates the Esther factor. You multiplies the square root of minus 2 by the last six digits of Pie and applies it to the sex stigma of the nawt standard deviation of the sohcahtoa (suck muh toe) (tastes lyke sarsparilla)) an applies the results to the expected outcome assuming an adequat sample size multiplied by the poison rambo number (from the jolt or the orange derivitive) and den have a beer for the result is obvious. Its so simple Why does I always obberlook dis factotum?
A source of grate personal embare-ass-ment fer me, I can’t believe she tole about dem. So wut if dey’re small, dey still werx good.
At lease the right one, ex wife got the udder one.
conga rats, smammie on yur nawt sekund!!
an teh gud commint 2!!11
DO NAWT WANT !!!1!
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n den sum…
con-ratz to uz toooo!
Back By Bayou Ferret Bordelais ala Antoine?
R U frum da Bayou? Wee lub da fudz frum der
I lubs da fud 2, but unfrotoon8ly nawt. 2 much Bugs Bunny az a chile iz awl. Axchually are bery rare breed of NJ clamdigger ( born hear, fadder bornd hear, hiz fadder bornd hear, n on n on)
NJ Clams, is dey liek mountin oyrsters?
lets not get testy here…. clam diggers am da natives, nawt 2 b cornfused with da oye-sters nor the bearded clams….
by teh way, wii axchullyhaz a lokal fishery named “The Bearded Clam”, wit a piktur of a lady clam lookin’ like Mae West on teh sine… wat wuz dey tinkin?
ummmm…..i haz 2 think about this , so did Mae have a fuzzeh face on teh piktur?
ohhh yeshhh, bery, bery bad. Blue-haird laidy tourists no b unnstandin, n noe 1 wanna splain neidder
wiff meybe a slice ob hare pie fer desert? or a fehr berger fer dems wut done lyk seefood?
Wut? Blew hares are de mose funnest targits fer lood and lassiviest inyerendoes. Embareassin a blew hare is menny funz, an itsz gud fer dems.
*toes ground*
“o ai doan noe M’am… dis syne bin heer furebbor.”
Ai kin sii id nao.
Conga-rat-soop-layshuns Smammie… yew tew GNZkitteh… lurkd liek uh tye.
Pssst.SMOM
Ai leeved a messij 4 u awn giggitty giggity bowt teh Baggins boi.
Tanks Tidmum!
*runs off to read bout spottygoggie*
Pea Ess: gud marnin!
Vive la Antoine!! (hic)
alouette, gentil alouette. allouette, je te plumerais.
*pours soup on hed*
U Knoes!!!! an I mist ur commint udder dau, sew sorry.
Hai GeeNeeZcatz,
wanna share sum frenchified toastie n cawfee wif me? iz mai brekafuss by da ‘puters early light
‘mornin Smammie…ai’d lub 2 shaar ur brekfass wif U
sound reel yummie…ai’l bring sum flavored creeemerz
furr da coffeez..wut wud U purrrfurr: ameritto, irish creem
oar white chokklit (oar mebby U juss liek it blak)
*oh wherz mai mannerz…CongaRatz on ur nawt secund !!1!*
Why, thankums so bery muchly, but I feelz dat wii am sharin, da honors uv teh ty, judgin’ by time wii posted. Conga ratz 2 us both. House-sum-eber, ameritto sounz lubberly, thnz
Latr wee kin browz ’round da TyBooTeek..dey habz sum
berry nyc tiez n lotz ob odder stuffz 2…leik fevvers, n toyz,
n bobble hedz…most ennyfing U liek.
OHH, n nexdooor dey hab a PiShop, wif enny flavr pie U
kin name or dreemz of
Itz wud B a funz waa 2 spend dis almost Caturday
Lubs da ties1!1 (wasted on mens’ suits, pleh) silkie ty or mabbe long silkie scarv 2 wave outta winnow ? Nawt gonna go 2 work 2day, so iz irly start to Caturday fro mii, hapi tail danz… haz a fren who named hiz goggie “Gladys” ‘cuz ub her happi-tail (glad-a$$, tee hee)
HE HE *gladA$$*…tanks furr da giggLOLz
Ai wus habbin a sad 2dai, n dat piked mee ups
*mai dawtrKittin libs in HotLanta, n her needz her momma
cuz herz “murfeezLaw” wedding plans R gibbin uz bof
da freekie fridais…ai’m tryin to go der ASAP*
Bless u, yu poor ting! Weddins r lubberly, weddin plans r pleh… Wen Beloved Offspring “tied de nawt” i eben offerd him plain fair 2 jus rund away wif hiz girlie-grl, n 2 spare mii da snow-balling bother… i lose, ob coors. But i stuud frm, n did nawt were sea-foam green (grilie-grl i lubs muchly, sed black b fine wid her. Awl ndid well, but it wuz like da Keystone Kops eben at da ceremony. Mii sympathies, u haz dem, but joy u wil haz lotz ub.
{{{{Smammie}}}} tankz furr da ‘currigmint
“sno-ballin bother” - U got dat rite! Oh da drama !
*n it wuz goin soo smooth - nuttin left 2 wurree ’bout
buttz da weathuur…den, well uz kin gesss da ress*
Ai knoez it will all B OK *pass da prozak*
iffen u iz goin’ 2 Hotlanta, mabbe pakkin da pina coladas wit da prozak as a choice mite b gud 2. Parasol 4 da weathuur, umbarellie drinkie 4 ebbryting els.
MMMM, yaaee, ai tink ai’d liek a prozak-coladda
maik it a tall wun, wif a ‘brellie in it ob coors.
juss checked air n wethuur sites - lukz liek 2zDai
iz mai best shot (weathuur N munnies wize)
Ai’d lub 2 stay n play, butz got menny kalls to maik
n packin 2 do…tanks furr chattin wif mee
TaTa 4 nao
Yer write about tys bean wasted on mesn soots. I prefer dem onna bedposts.
but den ma gummy stix to em…..
DONT SWALLER IT IN SPITE!
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mai muzicle yuth, it awl cumz bak 2 mii, thanx1!1
Doan iz flavr git lossed ovrniat?
Me-meyendz mii ov mai Daddi.
Weyd sang ‘o caint rowlrscayt inna buphalow heard’ an heyd sai
‘cuz u myte brek ur nek onnuh buphlow terd’.
Enhare-ited syleez, ai haz dem.
I lol’d so hard that i donut even need my 2nd cuppa coffee!
( i likes my coffee strong n black and i likes SolnEsther’s spicy commints )
fanks, i keeps a large bootle ob Mc Elinneys Terbasky rictheer neks to muy keyboard - werx gud.
o gr8, i triez 2 taek a peesfl milkbaf and i endz up on lolcats…thxalot
Kafleen?
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KAFLEEN??!??
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Has joo gais seed Kafleen arownd? Ai gots a linky 2 gib her adn ai gots 2 goez 2 teh werk… iz a phunnie linky…
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Hey, can ai leev it wif joo guyz? Adn tehn she can pik it up wehn she comz arownd.
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Ai just plops it daown heer…
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=donkey-happy-joy.jpg&category=Clothing&date=2008-04-09
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Joo don’t haz 2 feed it oar waturr it ner nuffin… (Joo can peeky 2 ifn joo wantz)
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Fanks!!
*rushes out door*
Teh Donkee has seen an lubbed.
{{{{{{{{woozled}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frum teh Donkee!!!!!
Joo iz vewy wekkum kafleen!!
Stir butter and flour together over low heat til blond rius then add ferret. Be Carefull ferret may sputter.
Sirrah, yu shall rue da dey u butter dis ferrret! (sputters a4mentioned ferret)
das a clebber rues but Ise nawt falling fer it.
da bes beestro near hear is on Rue Clare.
Well, Mom got out onna rewf …
I tink weir gittin to da ruet of the prollen …
I tink I haff ruent this thread
“Oh, you must wear your rue with a difference”
tings heff gone fum bad to wurse
fyre the nerse and rent me a herse