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lolnascar

Hey $#%# those care trolls…im goin croozin!!

elfinugget

o kongratz lolnascar.

U kan goez kroozin if u u taek ur bruddur an sizturz to sokkur praktiss an da mawl an den piks up teh gallin ov milk on da wae hoam, an nont fergit to put gazz in da tank kuz I rilly growchee when u bringz da kar bak wif no gazz an 100 xtra mylz on it, k? Jeez, do u fink gas juz komz owt of grownd? wtf.

lolnascar

Now i has a sad..all dems choors. :-(

elfinugget

o an jus bakuz u has a cel-foan, u nont needs to be myowin’ on it awl dae, ok? Nawt whyl yu dryvin mai kar!!! Dem minnitz kozt munnee!!! Yu fink celfonez juz werk out of thin aer???

elfinugget

I iz praktissin’ mai mom-izzmz. lawl.

lolnascar

throw in sum moeny tree refs and few ‘becuz i sed so’ ’s an ur reddy!!

Jimmba

not to be forgettin the “ai’z very dissapoynted in yew” that alwais mayed me has a sad =(

SJ

And for speshull ocayshuns, donut forget “ai wuz in labour with u for 47 hours an THIS is how u repay me???”

altosinger

Ai bee howlin! HAAAhahahahaha!

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Jimmba

ai still get taht wun!! (am onleh 20!)

 
 
 
elfinugget

I have always wanted to make my kids go O.o?? when I’m yellin’ at them… As for money tree refs, it’s not “whut, doez yu fink munnee growz on treez??” I sae, “WHUT, do yu finks dat munee iz maekd outta plantz??” because… of course… it is. An’ gas kinna just comes outta da grownd, an’ cellfonez just kinna git signal outta thin air… It’ll be my way of making them LOL about it later.

–E

gibbocat

rekkun yew muss B teh gud mommee, elfi!!
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Lucy

Off Thread:
lolcats off:

When my Amy kitteh developed an aggressive cancer, I came here for solace and advice. Since the cheezfrends are the best peeps alive, I got lots of hugs and pats put no one could think of anything that might help. I crawled the intertubes for days and found a site called “www.fungi.com.” The short story is this: I bought the general pet supplement and a formulation specific to tumors (G5) and tried it. Since our truly wonderful vet held out no hope, we had nothing to lose. End of story: I took her back to the doctor to make sure that I was right in what I was feeling. He examined and examined and then confirmed that, as far as he could tell, the tumors were entirely gone and she is well again. Post script: His office called today. They have another cat with a sarcoma and he wants to suggest this stuff to her!

Of course, I can promise nothing, but anyone with a sick kitteh or goggie might want to drop by that site to see if anything looks promising. I hope no one has to look but, if you do, with a cancer like Sarcoma, you have nothing to lose as long as this stuff does no harm and it did none to my Amy.

Lolcats on:

Lub, joi an gud health to alla cheezfrends an dere fuzzies and furries and feverities

booklion

Hooray! I’m so glad Amy kitteh got well.
I take medicinal mushroom supplements from
Fungi.com as a preventive measure.
Also, maitake mushroom helps regulate
blood sugar and blood pressure for
borderline folks.

 
Kayjoy

Thank u fur ur message. {{{{{Lucy n Amy}}}}}

 
tidmum

{{{{Lucy an Amy}}}}
Ai haz a Happytayl danse fer yew bofe :grin:
Fanks fer sharin this mirrikle wib us awl.
It cud be halpin udders in teh fyuture.

 
SJ

So happy your kitteh is awl bedder, Lucy!! Pls to give her a snorgle from me.

 
idansdansdans

Oh, Lucy, I am sew hapitale for yew and Amy. Fanks for shairing yore wunderful tale of hope an joy… I haz a fren hoo whu haz a bebeh kitteh taht is also sick. I am going 2 tell her of tihs site ov fungi. She iz doing the rayDashun naow… Hope springz eturnal!

 
CheshireKittehKat

Rlly sew thrylled adn happee fur yu adn Amykitteh.

Dere’s nuffing muches wurst den wen owr beluuved petses ar sik;

wut a wunnerfull eyndyng ov Amy’s healfh praublum!!!!!

 
elfinugget

That is utterly incredible! Personally, I’m of the opinion that fungi aren’t from around here… (too weird! O.o) This is a really neat thing, though… I’m gonna go look at the site and see what they say. :)

–E

 
gibbocat

Fankyew sew mush 4 sharin wif us, Lucy!!
An big floofy happytailz dat Amy am awl beddur!!!
Hugs 4 yew an Amy {{{ L&A }}}

 
 
 
 
zauberflote

nawty kitteh, joo noe ur nawt spozed too…….Comcastululashuns on FFL, lolnascar! How bout sum leftover Key Lime Pi frum the Pi Stawl, an a rowsin korus ob “Take me for a ride in your car car”?

elfinugget

LOL I wuz finkin’ “paradiez by da dazhbord lietz” but … u kno… LOL

elfinugget

O speeking ov, has yu seen da go-fone advartyzemint wif Meetlofe an’ Tiffinnee an’ “iz paradiez by da go-fone lites” …. iz surreal zomgs.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

zomg! - I seed taht fer teh nawk-sekund tiem las nite. I bowt fell orf mah cowch frum teh laffings. Fankfullee, teh kittehs wur arown to keep mee in mah seet.

SweetMotherOfMars

ZOMG!! Wuz phun! Wud dit ole phats, buh deed maek mii :lol:.
Ebben da kreditz… ‘bird’ rolfl. :shock: Nao Meetlof luukz… priddy nrml. Ebben w/o kachup.

 
 
 
 
 
zauberflote

Lareg peese pi on plate, but no u-toob rendishun ob Car Car, :( Duz hawt chawklit go wif dat Pye?

zauberflote

* rushes off to kitchen*
*searches out biggest soup pot and gallon of milk*
*cocoa an sugar flyin everywhere ACHOO*

Here u go, lolnascar, an plentee 4 ennybuddy else whut wantz it, too!
*hits spoon on teh pot* Come an get it!

Kayjoy

conga razz ulayshuns, lolnascar- try not 2 take teh corners 2 fast as you sillibrate ur nawt sekond

thank u fur teh hawt chawklit, zauberflote- just a littul mug 4 me, plz

 
SweetMotherOfMars

zauber… yu deed chk fur angry en dat supe pot, yez?
Do not want feer… fair… toob-rat hayrz inna koh-koh!
I can haz cardomonz?

zauberflote

rofl! SMM– ob coarse ai chekkded, an u don eben wanna now whut else ai chekkded fur!!! An, car de man u can haz, sure! *sprinkle sprinlke*

3rin

hehe! I leevs a cabeenit dowr intu teh pots an pans open fur mai kittehs an mai lidle goggie-its amaysin whut u can fin in tehm (teh pots an pans taht is) Gots to luk fur hair, an teh hairbawls! (not harbls)

 
SweetMotherOfMars

{{{Tks zauberflote!}}}

@ 3rin: LOL hairbawls is bad nuff!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lolnascar

Da guyz in mah car club call meh Da Croozer

 
Smammie

Conga-rats on you nawt sekond! Take teh kez n run b4 teh ferretsin teh lats pixtur esplode outta pot n u gotta klean dem 2

 
Plank

I don’t understand how this got this many votes and is up here. Thats a freakin cell phone not keyes! U R Bliend!

 
 
zauberflote

Dad, can I haz teh Beamer?

Maus

Riiiight… Yoo gets teh Yugo…

zauberflote

Butz Da-aad,,, its prom nite tonite!!!!!

lolnascar

Oh prom nite? here’s $5 for a wash for teh Yugo.

zauberflote

Geeeez, Dad, ebbereebuddy be laffin at teh Yugo! An Juliet is a….large-size girl, she no fit in Yugo (looks at buddy, winks broadly)

SolnEsther

Is lucky fer you she the cruiser size date, dat way if yugo braeks down she kin push. Dats why we got the rear winder defrost, incase it’s cold she won’t freeze her handz.

 
 
SweetMotherOfMars

ROFL
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Maus

Oh, well, tahts berry differunt. Yer bike is in teh garaje…

 
 
 
 
Maus

Jeff Gordon Kitteh is goin fer a liddle ried…

lolnascar

a liddle ried…
at a 190 MPH!!
wooohooo :-D

 
 
Oh spooky Adrian!

eeek, mah keez, me findz!

 
 
Tribble

No iff eye cood juss renembur wear eye parkded da kar!

Maus

Oops… Golden Gate Park. Mai bad…

Tribble

Bee kareful wen u walkin round da parc. Cling-on cloakin devyce iz acteevayted. U doan wanna bonk ur head!
Lukz lyke kitteh haz noo red cling-on comuneekaytor.

Maus

Or a TOS phaser. Oh Noes!!! Kitteh haz set it to “overload”!!! Runs away!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Smammie

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iffen u rmembur wear mien iz 2, lets mii noh?