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Hey $#%# those care trolls…im goin croozin!!
o kongratz lolnascar.
U kan goez kroozin if u u taek ur bruddur an sizturz to sokkur praktiss an da mawl an den piks up teh gallin ov milk on da wae hoam, an nont fergit to put gazz in da tank kuz I rilly growchee when u bringz da kar bak wif no gazz an 100 xtra mylz on it, k? Jeez, do u fink gas juz komz owt of grownd? wtf.
Now i has a sad..all dems choors.
o an jus bakuz u has a cel-foan, u nont needs to be myowin’ on it awl dae, ok? Nawt whyl yu dryvin mai kar!!! Dem minnitz kozt munnee!!! Yu fink celfonez juz werk out of thin aer???
lol elfi XD
I iz praktissin’ mai mom-izzmz. lawl.
throw in sum moeny tree refs and few ‘becuz i sed so’ ’s an ur reddy!!
not to be forgettin the “ai’z very dissapoynted in yew” that alwais mayed me has a sad =(
And for speshull ocayshuns, donut forget “ai wuz in labour with u for 47 hours an THIS is how u repay me???”
Ai bee howlin! HAAAhahahahaha!
ai still get taht wun!! (am onleh 20!)
I have always wanted to make my kids go O.o?? when I’m yellin’ at them… As for money tree refs, it’s not “whut, doez yu fink munnee growz on treez??” I sae, “WHUT, do yu finks dat munee iz maekd outta plantz??” because… of course… it is. An’ gas kinna just comes outta da grownd, an’ cellfonez just kinna git signal outta thin air… It’ll be my way of making them LOL about it later.
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rekkun yew muss B teh gud mommee, elfi!!
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Off Thread:
lolcats off:
When my Amy kitteh developed an aggressive cancer, I came here for solace and advice. Since the cheezfrends are the best peeps alive, I got lots of hugs and pats put no one could think of anything that might help. I crawled the intertubes for days and found a site called “www.fungi.com.” The short story is this: I bought the general pet supplement and a formulation specific to tumors (G5) and tried it. Since our truly wonderful vet held out no hope, we had nothing to lose. End of story: I took her back to the doctor to make sure that I was right in what I was feeling. He examined and examined and then confirmed that, as far as he could tell, the tumors were entirely gone and she is well again. Post script: His office called today. They have another cat with a sarcoma and he wants to suggest this stuff to her!
Of course, I can promise nothing, but anyone with a sick kitteh or goggie might want to drop by that site to see if anything looks promising. I hope no one has to look but, if you do, with a cancer like Sarcoma, you have nothing to lose as long as this stuff does no harm and it did none to my Amy.
Lolcats on:
Lub, joi an gud health to alla cheezfrends an dere fuzzies and furries and feverities
Hooray! I’m so glad Amy kitteh got well.
I take medicinal mushroom supplements from
Fungi.com as a preventive measure.
Also, maitake mushroom helps regulate
blood sugar and blood pressure for
borderline folks.
Thank u fur ur message. {{{{{Lucy n Amy}}}}}
{{{{Lucy an Amy}}}}
Ai haz a Happytayl danse fer yew bofe
Fanks fer sharin this mirrikle wib us awl.
It cud be halpin udders in teh fyuture.
So happy your kitteh is awl bedder, Lucy!! Pls to give her a snorgle from me.
Oh, Lucy, I am sew hapitale for yew and Amy. Fanks for shairing yore wunderful tale of hope an joy… I haz a fren hoo whu haz a bebeh kitteh taht is also sick. I am going 2 tell her of tihs site ov fungi. She iz doing the rayDashun naow… Hope springz eturnal!
Rlly sew thrylled adn happee fur yu adn Amykitteh.
Dere’s nuffing muches wurst den wen owr beluuved petses ar sik;
wut a wunnerfull eyndyng ov Amy’s healfh praublum!!!!!
That is utterly incredible! Personally, I’m of the opinion that fungi aren’t from around here… (too weird! O.o) This is a really neat thing, though… I’m gonna go look at the site and see what they say.
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Fankyew sew mush 4 sharin wif us, Lucy!!
An big floofy happytailz dat Amy am awl beddur!!!
Hugs 4 yew an Amy {{{ L&A }}}
nawty kitteh, joo noe ur nawt spozed too…….Comcastululashuns on FFL, lolnascar! How bout sum leftover Key Lime Pi frum the Pi Stawl, an a rowsin korus ob “Take me for a ride in your car car”?
purrfeckt!
LOL I wuz finkin’ “paradiez by da dazhbord lietz” but … u kno… LOL
i gotta kno rite now….
O speeking ov, has yu seen da go-fone advartyzemint wif Meetlofe an’ Tiffinnee an’ “iz paradiez by da go-fone lites” …. iz surreal zomgs.
zomg! – I seed taht fer teh nawk-sekund tiem las nite. I bowt fell orf mah cowch frum teh laffings. Fankfullee, teh kittehs wur arown to keep mee in mah seet.
ZOMG!! Wuz phun! Wud dit ole phats, buh deed maek mii
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Ebben da kreditz… ‘bird’ rolfl.
Lareg peese pi on plate, but no u-toob rendishun ob Car Car,
Duz hawt chawklit go wif dat Pye?
I say YesH!
* rushes off to kitchen*
*searches out biggest soup pot and gallon of milk*
*cocoa an sugar flyin everywhere ACHOO*
Here u go, lolnascar, an plentee 4 ennybuddy else whut wantz it, too!
*hits spoon on teh pot* Come an get it!
conga razz ulayshuns, lolnascar- try not 2 take teh corners 2 fast as you sillibrate ur nawt sekond
thank u fur teh hawt chawklit, zauberflote- just a littul mug 4 me, plz
zauber… yu deed chk fur angry en dat supe pot, yez?
Do not want feer… fair… toob-rat hayrz inna koh-koh!
I can haz cardomonz?
rofl! SMM– ob coarse ai chekkded, an u don eben wanna now whut else ai chekkded fur!!! An, car de man u can haz, sure! *sprinkle sprinlke*
hehe! I leevs a cabeenit dowr intu teh pots an pans open fur mai kittehs an mai lidle goggie-its amaysin whut u can fin in tehm (teh pots an pans taht is) Gots to luk fur hair, an teh hairbawls! (not harbls)
{{{Tks zauberflote!}}}
@ 3rin: LOL hairbawls is bad nuff!
Da guyz in mah car club call meh Da Croozer
Conga-rats on you nawt sekond! Take teh kez n run b4 teh ferretsin teh lats pixtur esplode outta pot n u gotta klean dem 2
I don’t understand how this got this many votes and is up here. Thats a freakin cell phone not keyes! U R Bliend!
Dad, can I haz teh Beamer?
Riiiight… Yoo gets teh Yugo…
Butz Da-aad,,, its prom nite tonite!!!!!
Oh prom nite? here’s $5 for a wash for teh Yugo.
Geeeez, Dad, ebbereebuddy be laffin at teh Yugo! An Juliet is a….large-size girl, she no fit in Yugo (looks at buddy, winks broadly)
Is lucky fer you she the cruiser size date, dat way if yugo braeks down she kin push. Dats why we got the rear winder defrost, incase it’s cold she won’t freeze her handz.
ROFL
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Oh, well, tahts berry differunt. Yer bike is in teh garaje…
Jeff Gordon Kitteh is goin fer a liddle ried…
a liddle ried…
at a 190 MPH!!
wooohooo
eeek, mah keez, me findz!
Road Trip !!!
No iff eye cood juss renembur wear eye parkded da kar!
Griffin Park, duh…
Oops… Golden Gate Park. Mai bad…
Bee kareful wen u walkin round da parc. Cling-on cloakin devyce iz acteevayted. U doan wanna bonk ur head!
Lukz lyke kitteh haz noo red cling-on comuneekaytor.
Or a TOS phaser. Oh Noes!!! Kitteh haz set it to “overload”!!! Runs away!!!
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iffen u rmembur wear mien iz 2, lets mii noh?
Dood.. wharz mai kar?
u lefted its owtside…
hey guise, look where I hid my momz keyz, Promise nawt to tell! Watch her go stark-ravin lookin fur dem!!!!
an hey! dere ar dese kool button fingys…I wunner whut happuns wehn I put mah paw awn dem an step awn dem.
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*beep beep beep beep*
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hmmm….nawt so grate, akshully. Mebbee ai’ll jes kerl up awn dem a taeks mai mornink nap
somewhere sumboddy is wundering why ther car alarm keeps going off….
ohai leeza-b! @@@@@@@! Liddle kitteh is habbing a F10 time wif da keez, rite? Tee hee.
ohai zf! such a kyoot kitteh, lukky I haz my new CHRG/showur cap on!
ai can’t stay and plai today.. ai is so behind on my werks IRL ai can onlee stop on long enuf to sai HAI! Pleez offur arownd sum pi if ennywun wants sum, ai made sum combo nation key lyme/kyootie pi, shud be purrfect fur this lolpic!
Oooh, purrfekt pi! Sum peepz haz eeten teh Key Lime frum yesterdai. Here’z a liddle mug of steemin hot chawklit fur u! It will maek ur werk go bedder
wehn a kustamer leafs der keyz at teh kountre were i’s werks, wii run 2 teh winder n press teh alarm buttin jus as dey almos touch de kar… tee hee…duz dis mak uz bad?
omg dat iz teh win!!! An… I glad I nont has no pushy-buttin on mai karkeez.
Thanx 4 teh kine werds. i jus went downstairs to assist teh household members wiffout ‘posable thums (kibble closet locked oar els Warrior eats awl teh fud) n sawz teh clok. Eeek!1! i noa noes y nebber post on werkdais. mus go run stupey errens oar chks go boingy-boingy. Dis mornin haz bin muhc fun. Thanx to awl teh Cheezfrens.
No Smammie, diz maeks yew teh AWsome!
Haf gud dai IRL. *clicks just oooone moar lolcat* Ai b der suen….
Conglaturations!
Fuel costs have forced many racing teams to cut back their budgets this year.
Kitteh will race fer kibble,an onlee axspeckts a tin ob tuna fer winnin teh race.
Now if I jus can find a money, I go getz mah own cheezburgurs!!
….an stolded mah hart…..
O. Dat face… It came upon me all ub a sudden wiff no warnin eerlee in teh mornin… sways….SPLORT.
Dag nab it.
kafleen, deres alot of smart n creative brane cells all ovur u! needz help?
pats them bak in place , that beddar?
heres iz a softy blanket with liddul sleepy bebbeh donkeys on it fur u
war’d DOSE cum frum?
Ur sweetee , Kayjoy. I will snuggul dat blanket a preshus fyooooo more minutts
afor I gots too go too stoopee wurk.
Pleh.
Kayjoy,
wehre yew get dem beyootiful blankees frum?Dus dem cum wib udder patterns tew?
Kafleen lurves dat blankee- see? *points down der*
*Weeoo weeeaaa wwweeewooo* lites flashin sirenz blarin….
Oh dis paw liddle Donkee awl alone down heer!!
Fink teh CCC am needed…
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*scoopy scoopy scoop*
*perlop plap plup*
*Pat pat pat*
Awl branes akkownted fer.
Heres a new CHRG(wdoi)
*streetttttttchhh*
*tug tug tug*
make shore awl teh Donkee ears r tukked in
*tuk tuk tuk*
*wrap wrap wrap*
duk tatpe sekkurin teh CHRG(wdoi) awn.
Der.Awl dun.
Nao Liddle Donkee,have dis floofy blankee,a mug ob Hawt chokklit wib extry whippy creme an sprinkuls,an a possum shayped chokklit.
*holds Donkees hoofs an pats encurrigingly*
Feelin bedder nao? Jess rest awhyle and get yer strengf bak.
Wen yew feelin ok.cum bak an play, otay?.
Fankyou TDM fer doin der bawls on job of fixin up our donkey. She deserve special attenshun and dat jess wut you gave, yer da bes!! FTW.
O, mah…u gais r too nice…
an I can’t gib mah proper attenshun….
I gots too go too wurk….
Wut hims sedded.
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Ai jess doin mah job.
Awl teh cheezfenz hoo purrson teh CCC am gud at teh Kaerin an halpin strikken Peepz.Teh CCC am awlways reddy tew attend merjenzeez.
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Want a nyce hot bebberije an sum lemmun swiss roll?
Iz Ohai Tea tyme heer in TTI. Gotta feed teh troops nao.
An teh kittehz!!
wunnurfull mommeh too fix us salmon and baked shells and macarooni~!!!
latur…
*rubbs tum*
Dat wus suuuuuum tastee meel. I lubs mah mommeh.
*sigh*
now i gots too doo dishes.
Wiff teh grateful hart.
tidmum, ai swearz u duz teh bestest jawb on teh CCC duty!
*puff-pant-wheeze-grown-gasp*
OOOooo.. I haz run awl teh wai frum anudder fred wehn I herd teh donkey
has teh splort!! I herd teh *fump* wen her fawled, too! Fank CC yew gais wuz heer to saiv teh dai!!! Taah – Dahhh!! Wunnerfull jawb!!!
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Pshew… I cud hazza cowld drink pleeze???
Adn a bandade??? I tripteded ober a intertoob on teh wai heer..
Her yew am*riip* *stik* Pat gentlee awn teh paws.
Teh bandayd gotskitteh fayces an paw prints awn.Ai jess madea jug ob orinj joosean lemmunayde wibe iyces an slyces *hands a big glass tew iddd
Bedder hab teh possum shayped chokklit tew mayke yew feel bedder.
Fanks!!
Yew R teh bestist- ebber!!!
I feelz bedder awredy. Iyces an slyces mayks teh bebrage tayst sew mush nycer.
Ile jes stay heer awyle an catsh mai bref.
MMmmm…chawklit…
*powts* I missed it. I wunted too banduj my good fren Idansdansdans.
Butt u is in good hands wiff Tidmum. ♥♥♥
Is time too change banduj yet?
It wuz…an den I had to go to stoopy ol wurk…
Duffy-san, cat-san playing Borderpatrol say we needz cheezburgerz!
bad kittah…theyz mi keez!!
“awllll riiiiite! gots to call frens on sell fone, ai be rite bai to pick em up, tehn wees awf to gets cheezburgers of teh many!” hops behine wheel, burnz rubberz, an fishytales on way awt uv driversway…
mum haz teh hearty attak…
Random discovery of the moment: Teho appears to be gettin talked about over on C.O.
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/04/how-did-this-ha.html
I dun get it.
Well done, Rickey approves cupcake.
Outa mai wae, ebbrywun…Ai’m uh-hittinz teh hywae!!1!1
Ohai! ai’m taykin teh kar adn teh sell fone, but ai’m gunna ignor yur kallz!
wutt a stinkur!
sowns like mah sun hoo has nebbur set up a voice mailbox on his phone..
Ai nebber seed ennywin, kitteh oar hyoomin, sew muches happytayle at findin keez az dis kitteh.
Wut probly heppined wuz: kitteh hided her hyoomin’s keez, adn furgawt wher she putted dem.
Her hyoomin tole kitteh, dat iyf she din’t gibb keez bak, kitteh wud nebber ebber get enny moar cheezburgers oar kitteh treatz iyn dis lyfetyme.
Noe wunder kitteh iz sew deelited at findin dem; a lawt wuz at stake!
ai’m tendin tew tink taht kitteh iz eether tinkin abowt steeling teh kar, or iz happi tew fynd teh selly fone! kan nao kall adn txt messege teh cheezfrends!
Teh kitteh iz obviosly oberjoied to be findin teh keez, but Ai tink dat teh kitteh iz gonna be holdin teh keez fer teh cheezburger ransum!
De kitteh is reely oberjoied to be findin de keez, but Ai tinks dat de kitteh is gonna be holdin de keez fer de cheezburger ransum!
Ifn Ai hydes keez, den Ai noes go to teh Vet?
Sry fur teh dubble posts (and diffrunt naems!!!). Mai liddle kitteh brain cells iz havin trubble wid postin!
Dat kitteh waaaay to sited bout hims kees.
you can go shoppin now.
£500 cat toy = “meh, don’t care”
car keys = “OMG OMG OMG!! Teh SHINIES!!!!”