I found a dust bunneh
I found a dust bunneh Under yur bed
bunneh wuz jus tryin 2 play hied nd seek.
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Den ai eeted it
it wus PLEH, cuz ai dont liek to findz a hare in mai fud
Testes leik chickum.
Here is link 2 Ursula Vernon’s online comic abaot dust bunnehs called, “Irrational Fears”
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/uvernon/irrationalfears/series.php
An den… I zneezd. A lawt. Maekd da rezt of da duzzbunnehz go hawppingz awae.
Congrats GNZc on yur top not-sekkund! – Today, in honor of da dust bunny, instead of a danse, we should all sit bak wid our drinks and haz a hired kleaning service kome in and clean under our beds!
Yayyyyy, mine REEEELLYY needz dat serbis
*akshully mai hole hawz iz in need*
N ai’m reddy furrr a big refillz ob mai mornin
glass ob prozak-coladda dat Smammie maid mee
Oh, n CH & Maus kin join mee at da TyBooTeek
aftur weev had owr drinkies…wee prolly needz to restok
supplie of liddel drinkie umbrellaz
Fanks. I’ll has a big pichur ov toonies. Wut yoo guize hasing?
*TCCIAC*
Ai can haz wun ob dem pweeze?
Skool Hollydayze….Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Wen teh summer vacayshun wuz ober, yoo cud awlwais teel teh momz wut had dropt tehir kittehs awf at teh skool coz ob teh big goophy grinz awn tehir faysez! We wuz a happi bunch!
Ai alreddy habbin nitemares bowt teh summer hollydayz!!!
Lass yeer wuz a wash out wid teh wevver,so mah howse wuz reverbaratin wib skreems an fites an bangs fer neerly 7 weeks!!-I took me til Krissmuss tew recubber!!!
Hoapfully dis yeer will be teh nice webber an we kin awl plai owtside
Unlessin teh kleanin servus B usin front-end loaders n a flame thrower, dere is noe halp for mii… pleas jus 2 B passin’ teh toonie pitchur & a blindfolt, thanx
Ahh, Smammie, I kins sym…simp….feel sorry wid you becauz my haus B de same. About once ebry elebenty years, I clean…wedder it needz it or nawt.
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Bigsum lols!!
i doan noe wha happins. ebberyting wuz klean wen i stuf… uh, carefully placed, it unner dere
u eeted it?? it was PLEH rite?
He’s actshually a short-haired bunny – but haz dust.
(Might have been under da furnitchur in mai house…..)
OMG it’s a dust bunny! Get back inna bed!
lol! gud job, Maus!
chortle chortle!!
Putz it bak – mebee it will multiply.
eet duz haf teh tribbul-ish luk 2 eet!!
awwwwww ♥
putz it frunt – will it deevide?
If it duz.. it wud bee a plus!
Dis muss nawt b Marffa Stoowarts howse.
She scares awl teh dust-buns awai.
she skairz me awai tu.
LOL!
she skairz evreebudee awai.
she iz moar eval den evin da Basement CAT.
Marffa Stoowartz nawt llowd en mai houz. No wai!!
so true. marfa gibz me deh creepz. i wuz flipping frew deh channelz wunst adn i b seeing her – kidding u not – BRAIDING HER DAFFODIL LEEVEZ AFTER DEY DUN BLOOMING!!!! SO DEY WUD B LUKKING NEAT!!
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Her b 1 giant nutcase.
Yew dont dew taht?????????
Yew dont braid yor daffydills???????
No,
sad 2 say, I b 2 busy dusting deh bunnehs.
cweenmj
ur noe sreous. relli?
iz dat qualeefi fo sum medekashuns?
scairz me.
Iff I fot I cud find sumpfin nice liek dat wen I waz cleening,
mebee I wud do moar ov it?
LOL – yes – dat’s what we needs – to haz the inside of the haus so dirty that plantlife takes root, then the animals comes in and takes up residence (which might be kyoot if dey be litter-box trained; otherwise it contributes to problem situation…), and despite playing wid da bunnies and skwirrels and possums, etc that live under the bed, you STILL can’t find yur tax papers cause they be separated into several stacks of other wise unread mail, ancient katalogs, now-useless notes and old newspapers…..
Akshually, this iz what I fears for mai old age……..
Ai fink yewz jus nawt tro…thre… tossun stuff owt cuz yew wantz to keep from oberflowin teh landfillz.
Iz bery thotful, akchully.
hao kum yew noes mai hauz sew well????
Mai huzband komplains that the only time our house be relly klean iz when kompany be coming. Huzband even tries to klean house, but I won’t lets him, as I don’t like mai “stuff” disturbed. (Kan we invites more kompany more oftens? he pleeds). Once while I wuz awai for 2 weeks, he thots he be doing me a favor and kleaned not only my home office….but also MAI DESK. He puts all papers, all notes regarding big project I be working on, into large plastic bag, into kloset, that I kuld go through when I “be ready.”
…..
I haz never fully rekovered from that assault on my space. I haz never even taken that bag out of the kloset. Watch outs for peeples who want to do you…favors.
Maibe itz a gud fing mai huzbum nawt trai tu help. Wen cumpny cum just trai tu hab clene enuf dey doan cawl helf deprtmint.
Dust bunneh habing a bad hare dai.
tru! lol
Dust bunneh – kyoot.
Dust bunneh raisins – nawt kyoot.
mai fathhur callded dem “smart raisins” , said, “here, try smart raisin” eye sed pleh, tais like pooh, he sed, “c, u smarter alredy”
ur rite, bout da raisinz…
noe, day nawt kyoot, but dey iz chooey!
nom nom nom
(look what I found under the bed! Chocolate!)
rotf
Eye wonnered whair de Easer bunneh goed affer Easer!
Affer Easer, Easer Bunneh goes 2 drugstoar 4 Preparation-H. Layin’ Easer aiggs can B ruff on netter regionz!
Git teh bunneh awl statickee, den she kin krawl arownd unner mah furnichur & gavver teh otter dust bunnehs.
Dis akshully y wii naymed owr gurl kitteh “Dusty.” She wandured unner Momkitteh’s bed an cayme owt awl cuvvurd in teh dust – bery splortable moment…. wif much “sqeeeeeeeee” noyses.
Mah Dusty is seben yeers awld todai!
Happey Birfdai, deer Dusty…
Happeh Bifdai, toooooooo Yoooooooooo!
ai fink ai sawed a pix ob yr Dusty on teh cheezfrens paig? rite? ai members cuz ai had teh cutest yorkie named dusty too…….. awn my pix on teh cheezfrens paig
Yes — Dusty is teh grey & wite kitteh. Sheez teh only gurl kitteh, but she skaers teh boi kittehs. Iz funnee to see.
Ai notissed yer Dusty in teh cheezfrenz paig too – him (her?) wuz bery bery cyoot.
mai gyurl kitteh scairz the boi kittehs too. She rools the roost and thay noes it.
Gyurl power en mai haus.
Mai dusty wuz a boy pup an bin ober teh bridge 4 mini yrs nao. himz wuz sew smarts. himz new teh naim of bout 17 stuffed animuls….. him wuz teh joi ob teh nayborrhood. wen mai hubby an I split teh sheets Dusty staied wit hims papa but wen ai gots teh bisitasian an wud bring him ober teh kittlins had himz shakin inna corner….. little bit sad but kyoot too.
Floof, floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
As I hop froo dis whirled
Nofing can stop the Floof ov Earl.
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ai B singin nao
beeleev ittor nawt, Gene Chandler iz still on (limited) concert sirkut.
I lurv Duke of Earl!
sew dats whut happen 2 teh floof ov erl!!??
nao wii can tellz Randy Newman 2 stawp wurryins!
it haz akyoomyoolated alotsa dust ovah tym!(but it still luks kyoot!)
Surprised bunny is surprised.
Ohai! Dis am mai berry oan nawt-secund post, ebber!!!1!!
Dis am a big deal fur me as I am teknowlodgicallie (*whew*) challunjd.
Ai doan eben nows whut a URI am- had 2 be looked up definition b4 I culd post.
HaHa. Mai lack of compooter skills – let me show U dem!
NEwais, I been readin Lolcats fur bout 4 months and nao am eggsited to b a part of the cheezfrenz!!!1!!
THNx fur all duh laffs!!!1!
Hai 3floofiekittehs!!!
Teh bigsum huggz an welkumz 2 yew!!
Awl diz weak tehr am pyze an gud stuphz, pluz teh bobbul-heddid kitteh stachewettes frum teh Tybooteek. Kum een an hab teh martoonie 2 sellybrayt!!
Welkum 3floofiekittehs
*Rolls owt teh welkum waggun*
Heer am a floofy blankee fer yew.a mug ob Hawt chokklit-oar enne udder bebberij ob yaw choyse-a possum shayped chokklit,an ob corse,a CHRG(wdoi)-pikshures ob kittehz an pawrints.Plz tew ware at AWL tymes wen heer,tew halp contayn teh branzes wehn yoo *splort* frum teh cyootness.
Glad yew cud cum an plai wiv us heer at ICHC.
Dis a beree happee fambly heer.
Awl yew gotta doo is join in teh fun,be nyce,an enjoi!!
AWW, thnx gibbocat and tidmum! Ai am feline deh speshulnuss awready!
Ai am wahrin mai CHRG to kehps deh braynes in. Ai think Ai cahn halb wid the CCC 2 as ai am hoomin nurse. Nawt noorosurgyn liek Dr. Tinycat buht Ais can assist hims.
Ai ehm sooo happy fur deh welcum that ai says Pie fur ebberyun!!!1!! UR choyse uf flavor!!!!
thnx!
Oooh, 3FK, did yu notiss yu gawt teh speshul Inglish welkom? Yu can tell bai teh aksent and teh Vik tor reeah spunj caek awn teh Welkom Wagun
Hai ambercat.
I lubs deh welcum wagun from deh TTI. I haz a speyshul playz in mai hart fur deh TTi az mai eldest brudder wuz born dere (altho now he rests in peace, bless his soul.*sad*)
Ai am lukkin ferwerd to deh next hai tea. Not many hai teas in dis suthern corner ob merika. Habn’t had hai tea sinz last visit to British Columbia.
Aiz can joyn u fer hai tea?
yu’ll has to wayt til tomorro nao – its tym for cheezawntoes an hawt choklit heer in TTI. But Ohai T will be awn teh taybul ay 4.30pm, Briddish Sommer Tym, tomorro; wyt glubs an big hats compulsry!
*Tidmum fyuriussly polishin teh silver,an unrappin teh royal doulton wib handpayntedblueperriwinkles,borrwed frum MaryO’.*
Is yu “juss lukkin afteh” taht Tset ob MaryO’s? An dus she kno taht?!
Yah Jess lukkin after it.
*whispers*
Ai diddnt fink shed mynd us borrowin it fer a spesshull okkayshun.
*floofy pawz crossed*
Ai’m shor she wont mynd us yusing it fore Ohai Tee, but yu dont need to keep taeking it owtsyd to see wut it luks lyk in teh lyt – tehre seems to be less ob it eech tym yu com bak! Hmmm, if we’s R hosting Ohai Tee tomorro, Ai’s best get bayking; lessee nao:
Anjul cacek
Budderfly caeks
Cheezawntoes
D…
Damson jam
Eggz-hardboyled
Fruit caek
G..
Granary Bred
Ham Sammidgez
Iced Buns
J…
doan furgit teh kewkummer sanwitchis cut in2 twee liddul wejiz!
an teh skownz wif strabry jam n kreem!!
sew maek dat:
Jam – mennee flavurs
Kreem – deelish!!
l
Lemmun Tea
Meringuez- shayped lyke kitteh fayces
New potaters cubered in budder an mint
O…
Mango currie
Nomible noms
Orange biskuts
P…
Pigs in blankees
Qcumber Sammidgez
Raspberry Shortcaek
S…
Silber bawls to go awn teh tryful (teh kynd taht braek yur toofs!)
Tryful
Utoxeter!
Viktoria Sammidge Caek
Waddercress
Xtra large Scones
Y..
Yukka plant in teh kornah
Zebra!
WoW!!!
Dis gunna be teh best OHai T ebber!!
This is a marvelous liszt. An compleetly frum Ingerland. Ai doo nawt beleive tath ai hav eber seen thiz befoar.
So – May ai com too???? Eben if ai ar nawt frum TTI? Ai can uze mai *ahem* foneee Ingerlish aksent – an purrhaps yoo wudn’t eben notice tath wun ob these things wuz nawt liek the odder!!
Ohai JKH4K.
But b corse yew can cum.It wuddnt be teh same wivvowt our
Deer Janet.
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Awl teh Cheezfrenz r welcum.Teh more teh merrier
.
Dress code: Tea dresses,Hats and White Glubs fer teh ladiees.
Flannels and Blazers fer teh jennlemens.Panama Hat opshunal.
O HAI!
uooz so welcum her! Iz Nicz playss…evreebudee iz berri funneh u liek dem 2.
we shrz cheezburgerz her, u can has haf maihn…herz u goez…
iz et nom?
NOM NOM NOM!1!!
lok! she liekz et!
danks fur deh cheezburger. Adn just in tiem too….Now ai has to go to werk
PLEH
Ai be backs 2morrow
Look at tehm hyooj floofy foots!!! Dis mus be teh lukkiest hyoomin evur!
i can plz has dat dustbunneh?
fanks
*NOM NOM NOM*
k thx bai
Dust bunnehs unner mai bed ar millytant, aurmed tu teh teef adn daynjurus!!
Ai fink dere gonna be sune attemptynk a coup tu taike oaver teh bedruume!
noooooooo!
not bunnah stew again
Grrrrrrrrr…..
That’s the cutest dust bunneh I’ve evah seen!
u r sew rite!
@@@@@burgers fur u
O HAI EBERYBAWDY JUS WANT TOO LET Y KNOES MAI CAP LOK IS BORKDE
Then u better dial (!! for halps.
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Uh huh! @@@@@
Me 2!!!
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awww i wan dat typ f dust bunneh!!!
Well, guess it’s time to pull out the vacuum cleener. The big one.
The one with the 5 hp Briggs and Stratton engine on it!
And just what are you doing looking under MY bed, anyways???
noes! dunt dew et!
teh bunneh wivz der!!1!
u liek ef iz vakuumz U? u nawt WANT eefur. sew sTP et !
(putz vakuum aweiz…shutz dor. wypz hanz. Dun.)
Awww, cute fluffy bunny!
I love rabbits
Mai bunneh MAKES dust – she shedz grey floof. But she also kleens up for me – she eets eny silly paperz I leef on da floor. And she is a white/blak bunneh an has white feets, so I ken tells wen my floor needs moppin – her furry socks get dirty.
Ai donut has dust bunnehs. Ai has Dust RHINOS!!! Ebben bigger tahn dust buffalos!!!!
(martha stoowert, Ai ain’t!)
Plz to be leavin dust bunneh unda mai bed soes he cahn keip katchehn deh dust. Ceiling cat gives bunneh to me soes ai don’t hab to do housewerk.
Ai can haz wun too?
Ai am shoor dat Ceiling Cat iz gener… gynero….gibs unselfishly to dose who aks. CC will send deh dust bunneh ur wai.
Dust bunneh disapproves of your cleaning methods!
Dust bunneh be handee fur dustin unner bedz (an sofers, an armchares, an kitchun kubburds).
iz 2 late 2 suhjehst danz? Mai ai suhjehst deh Bunny Mop?
If sumbunneh awlweady suhjested it, den ai 2nd dat emotion.
*hop, hop, hop*
*shuffle, hop, shuffle*
(doan do hai kick- do lo kick – is more effishent fur kicking dirt adn junks under deh furniture)
*lo kick*
*hop, hop, hop*
Diz dust bunneh so Qte ai wantz moar.
Lil dustbunneh Foo Foo
hoppin’ froo teh forest
pikkin up dems field mices
and bonkin em on dems hed.
Mai pet mail bunneh, 2 Bean Bags, is in luv wit aor dust mawp. He trais 2 mehk luv to it all teh taim. Ai tink dat wun day Ai will heer pitter-patter uv leetle dust bunneh feetses unner teh bed.
O hai, thornius. Yoo ar so lukee to hav the pte mail bunneh. Ai hav nebber had wun maiself. But ai find waht yoo say rather funnee!!
sumwun way back = purrhaps yoo remember? Purrhaps wuz yoo? Said teh bunnies ar awlayz making luv to just about enething – and it iz just happee happenstance if they akcshullee manage frum tiem to teim to do it wiv another bunneh!!!!
doo yoo think this iz troo????
Fink dats y deres so many bunnehs.
Aye, Tis true. Sumtaims 2 bean goes atter my feetses, wunce he went 4 teh pilloe kehs. depends on thyme ob yier. He libs in da haos bout 10 feet form mai puter.
Hier is link to pitcher ob 2 Bean Bags an’ hiz pera…paremo… hiz gurlfren, “Dusty”
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/PA030009a.jpg
And as the tired and worn Delores Claiborne said, “ In the end, it’s the b@tches of the world who abide…and as for the dust bunnies: frig ya!
Um, cept furr dis kind. *grabs bunny and snorgulls its tum*
Yessirree…dat wuz wun stranj book. Did u reed it?
Not yet!!! Sowndz titilaytin!!
If teh dust bunnehs undur mah bed looked liek dis, I wood nevur vackum.
me neiber… it wud b hard if teh dust bunnehs undur meh med started hoppin arownd den i wud get a litle bit freeked owt.
why can’t MY dust bunnies under my bed be that cute??
dust bunneh
HAS COME ALIVE !!!!!!!
This is exactly what I have in mind when thinking about dustbunnies =D
… I don’t speak lolcat, sorry…
Iys OK!!!!
y nawt speek lolcat? iz very fun. u shud trie it sumday. ROFL. but dat ok. LOL