I found a dust bunneh
I found a dust bunneh Under yur bed
bunneh wuz jus tryin 2 play hied nd seek.
picture: Chelsea M. lol caption: (?)
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Den ai eeted it
it wus PLEH, cuz ai dont liek to findz a hare in mai fud
Testes leik chickum.
Here is link 2 Ursula Vernon’s online comic abaot dust bunnehs called, “Irrational Fears”
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/uvernon/irrationalfears/series.php
An den… I zneezd. A lawt. Maekd da rezt of da duzzbunnehz go hawppingz awae.
Congrats GNZc on yur top not-sekkund! - Today, in honor of da dust bunny, instead of a danse, we should all sit bak wid our drinks and haz a hired kleaning service kome in and clean under our beds!
Yayyyyy, mine REEEELLYY needz dat serbis
*akshully mai hole hawz iz in need*
N ai’m reddy furrr a big refillz ob mai mornin
glass ob prozak-coladda dat Smammie maid mee
Oh, n CH & Maus kin join mee at da TyBooTeek
aftur weev had owr drinkies…wee prolly needz to restok
supplie of liddel drinkie umbrellaz
Fanks. I’ll has a big pichur ov toonies. Wut yoo guize hasing?
*TCCIAC*
Ai can haz wun ob dem pweeze?
Skool Hollydayze….Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Wen teh summer vacayshun wuz ober, yoo cud awlwais teel teh momz wut had dropt tehir kittehs awf at teh skool coz ob teh big goophy grinz awn tehir faysez! We wuz a happi bunch!
Ai alreddy habbin nitemares bowt teh summer hollydayz!!!
Lass yeer wuz a wash out wid teh wevver,so mah howse wuz reverbaratin wib skreems an fites an bangs fer neerly 7 weeks!!-I took me til Krissmuss tew recubber!!!
Hoapfully dis yeer will be teh nice webber an we kin awl plai owtside
Unlessin teh kleanin servus B usin front-end loaders n a flame thrower, dere is noe halp for mii… pleas jus 2 B passin’ teh toonie pitchur & a blindfolt, thanx
Ahh, Smammie, I kins sym…simp….feel sorry wid you becauz my haus B de same. About once ebry elebenty years, I clean…wedder it needz it or nawt.
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Bigsum lols!!
i doan noe wha happins. ebberyting wuz klean wen i stuf… uh, carefully placed, it unner dere
He’s actshually a short-haired bunny - but haz dust.
(Might have been under da furnitchur in mai house…..)
OMG it’s a dust bunny! Get back inna bed!
lol! gud job, Maus!
chortle chortle!!
Putz it bak - mebee it will multiply.
eet duz haf teh tribbul-ish luk 2 eet!!
awwwwww ♥
putz it frunt - will it deevide?
If it duz.. it wud bee a plus!
Dis muss nawt b Marffa Stoowarts howse.
She scares awl teh dust-buns awai.
she skairz me awai tu.
LOL!
she skairz evreebudee awai.
she iz moar eval den evin da Basement CAT.
Marffa Stoowartz nawt llowd en mai houz. No wai!!
so true. marfa gibz me deh creepz. i wuz flipping frew deh channelz wunst adn i b seeing her - kidding u not - BRAIDING HER DAFFODIL LEEVEZ AFTER DEY DUN BLOOMING!!!! SO DEY WUD B LUKKING NEAT!!
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Her b 1 giant nutcase.
Yew dont dew taht?????????
Yew dont braid yor daffydills???????
No,
sad 2 say, I b 2 busy dusting deh bunnehs.
cweenmj
ur noe sreous. relli?
iz dat qualeefi fo sum medekashuns?
scairz me.
Iff I fot I cud find sumpfin nice liek dat wen I waz cleening,
mebee I wud do moar ov it?
LOL - yes - dat’s what we needs - to haz the inside of the haus so dirty that plantlife takes root, then the animals comes in and takes up residence (which might be kyoot if dey be litter-box trained; otherwise it contributes to problem situation…), and despite playing wid da bunnies and skwirrels and possums, etc that live under the bed, you STILL can’t find yur tax papers cause they be separated into several stacks of other wise unread mail, ancient katalogs, now-useless notes and old newspapers…..
Akshually, this iz what I fears for mai old age……..
Ai fink yewz jus nawt tro…thre… tossun stuff owt cuz yew wantz to keep from oberflowin teh landfillz.
Iz bery thotful, akchully.
hao kum yew noes mai hauz sew well????
Mai huzband komplains that the only time our house be relly klean iz when kompany be coming. Huzband even tries to klean house, but I won’t lets him, as I don’t like mai “stuff” disturbed. (Kan we invites more kompany more oftens? he pleeds). Once while I wuz awai for 2 weeks, he thots he be doing me a favor and kleaned not only my home office….but also MAI DESK. He puts all papers, all notes regarding big project I be working on, into large plastic bag, into kloset, that I kuld go through when I “be ready.”
…..
I haz never fully rekovered from that assault on my space. I haz never even taken that bag out of the kloset. Watch outs for peeples who want to do you…favors.
Maibe itz a gud fing mai huzbum nawt trai tu help. Wen cumpny cum just trai tu hab clene enuf dey doan cawl helf deprtmint.
Dust bunneh habing a bad hare dai.
tru! lol
Dust bunneh - kyoot.
Dust bunneh raisins - nawt kyoot.
mai fathhur callded dem “smart raisins” , said, “here, try smart raisin” eye sed pleh, tais like pooh, he sed, “c, u smarter alredy”
ur rite, bout da raisinz…
noe, day nawt kyoot, but dey iz chooey!
nom nom nom
(look what I found under the bed! Chocolate!)
rotf
Eye wonnered whair de Easer bunneh goed affer Easer!
Affer Easer, Easer Bunneh goes 2 drugstoar 4 Preparation-H. Layin’ Easer aiggs can B ruff on netter regionz!
Git teh bunneh awl statickee, den she kin krawl arownd unner mah furnichur & gavver teh otter dust bunnehs.
Dis akshully y wii naymed owr gurl kitteh “Dusty.” She wandured unner Momkitteh’s bed an cayme owt awl cuvvurd in teh dust - bery splortable moment…. wif much “sqeeeeeeeee” noyses.
Mah Dusty is seben yeers awld todai!
Happey Birfdai, deer Dusty…
Happeh Bifdai, toooooooo Yoooooooooo!
ai fink ai sawed a pix ob yr Dusty on teh cheezfrens paig? rite? ai members cuz ai had teh cutest yorkie named dusty too…….. awn my pix on teh cheezfrens paig
Yes — Dusty is teh grey & wite kitteh. Sheez teh only gurl kitteh, but she skaers teh boi kittehs. Iz funnee to see.
Ai notissed yer Dusty in teh cheezfrenz paig too - him (her?) wuz bery bery cyoot.
mai gyurl kitteh scairz the boi kittehs too. She rools the roost and thay noes it.
Gyurl power en mai haus.
Mai dusty wuz a boy pup an bin ober teh bridge 4 mini yrs nao. himz wuz sew smarts. himz new teh naim of bout 17 stuffed animuls….. him wuz teh joi ob teh nayborrhood. wen mai hubby an I split teh sheets Dusty staied wit hims papa but wen ai gots teh bisitasian an wud bring him ober teh kittlins had himz shakin inna corner….. little bit sad but kyoot too.
Floof, floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
floof, floof, Floof ov earl,
As I hop froo dis whirled
Nofing can stop the Floof ov Earl.
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ai B singin nao
beeleev ittor nawt, Gene Chandler iz still on (limited) concert sirkut.
I lurv Duke of Earl!
sew dats whut happen 2 teh floof ov erl!!??
nao wii can tellz Randy Newman 2 stawp wurryins!
it haz akyoomyoolated alotsa dust ovah tym!(but it still luks kyoot!)
Surprised bunny is surprised.
Ohai! Dis am mai berry oan nawt-secund post, ebber!!!1!!
Dis am a big deal fur me as I am teknowlodgicallie (*whew*) challunjd.
Ai doan eben nows whut a URI am- had 2 be looked up definition b4 I culd post.
HaHa. Mai lack of compooter skills - let me show U dem!
NEwais, I been readin Lolcats fur bout 4 months and nao am eggsited to b a part of the cheezfrenz!!!1!!
THNx fur all duh laffs!!!1!
Hai 3floofiekittehs!!!
Teh bigsum huggz an welkumz 2 yew!!
Awl diz weak tehr am pyze an gud stuphz, pluz teh bobbul-heddid kitteh stachewettes frum teh Tybooteek. Kum een an hab teh martoonie 2 sellybrayt!!
Welkum 3floofiekittehs
*Rolls owt teh welkum waggun*
Heer am a floofy blankee fer yew.a mug ob Hawt chokklit-oar enne udder bebberij ob yaw choyse-a possum shayped chokklit,an ob corse,a CHRG(wdoi)-pikshures ob kittehz an pawrints.Plz tew ware at AWL tymes wen heer,tew halp contayn teh branzes wehn yoo *splort* frum teh cyootness.
Glad yew cud cum an plai wiv us heer at ICHC.
Dis a beree happee fambly heer.
Awl yew gotta doo is join in teh fun,be nyce,an enjoi!!