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I has a happy!
Ah… Ahhh…… Ahhhhhh………
SPLORRRRT!
*clunk*
Don’t kollapse now, Maus – you haz to be conshus for your sillibrashun of being nawt-sekkond. Hold yur brain in tightly wid one hand, and hold your drink in the other. I suggests sumthing fizzy, just to be silly for the little kitty.
Huh…? Wha…?
*grabs drink*
*takes a big gulp*
*SPIT TAKE*
CH, what’s in tihs!!??
ai haz a BIG happy………… hahahahaha…….smile……….gigglol…….chuklol
um, nuthing. (Your immortal soul now belongs to me.) Have a nice day!
O Noes!!! An MaryO tuk mai dongel wif her!!!
*Onimus Moosic*
I can has a doom?
But I forgets…I still be observing the Lent (Orthodox Easter iz April 27), and priest would probably object to my steeling peeps’ immortal souls (or assimilating them) during Lent. So at sunsets, I lets you go, Maus. Just be kareful in futchur about what you drinks.
But… but… YOO givded me teh drink!
*tsk tsk tsk*
Hao low teh CCC peeps haz fallen.
*tsk tsk tsk*
Word to da wize: don’t take candy from stranjers, eeder.
Yer not taht straynje…
Ah!! Maus. Ho paura che tu sei un straniero in terra straniera!!!
O povero Maus!! Tehy just left yoo lying there, awl splorted. Ai hope those weren’t yur dying last werds. *holdz mirror to Maus’ lips* *mirror fogz up*
Gut!! Er lebt noch. *scoops up brayne – menneee, meneee braynes*. *pahloop* *pat pat pat* *tukitee tuk tuk teh loose liddle wuns* *fetches teh prittiest pink bathing cap wif menee prittee roses awn it* *tug tug tug tuuuuuuuggggg!*
Awwww – isn’t taht cyoot??? *Putz sawft pillow under Maus’ hed. Coverz Mauz in magnivicent sawft an warm red blankee made of goat hare from Damaskus wif foot lawng silk fringe an much pritte gold thred embroidereee*
*putz nice glass ov paws4thot’s verree best Skotch were hee can see it wehn he wakes up. Tip toez quietlee off upstaj rite. *
OOOOooooo. NISE blankie! DO WANT! Butt wai yoo putt pink baving kap awn Maus? Ai fot he wuz a boi kitteh?
cuz itz auntie janet.
she duznt need a reesin foar nething.
ZOMG cookie’s human, I iz Orthodox too!! Only two moar weekz!
Splort wuz only nachural, Maus. Whut wiv teh 4-kitteh CHARGE, and teh liddle blak kitteh las nite ( nawt to menshun my teeny bebbehs taht I snuck ther picshur in), an tihs liddel guy, iz ben a reel cyuut overlode.
OMG, so true!!!!!!!!
Splort, splort, splort!!!
You’re from WV too? What part?
Wow, ai is frum WV too! Wunder how menny of us dere are heer?
Splort again!
my branes is asploted from the cyute
O KimW!!! YOo too?? It’s Ok; ai am heer. Heer – wee just *tug tug tuuuuggg* putz yoo here bai thiz chayre. An now ai’ll get yur braynes *scoop scoop scrape scrape* gud. this wuz just a liddel sprort! *plloopssee!* *pats down*
*fectthes nice CHRG(wdoi)* Heer ya go!!! *tug tug tug* so weezee!!
Now heer’z yur sawft blankee and sum choklit. Yoo shur bee awl better veree soon,
lowly grunt!!! Yoo, ov awl peepl shud no bedder! But – sumtiems taeks us bai surpize, yes. Now – yoo just lie there. Furst – Yur brayne. *picks up 1st splort* *scoopz up wnd splot* *scrapes up remaining branes frum 3rd splort* *pllooops them bak in the skull* *patz the brains down so the fitz in nicelee.*
so – almoast dun. Pleez -dont wiggul!!! Cud maek ebree thing fawl awt again!! *quick lee putz awn nice CHRG(wdoi)”
Now ai think yoo well be all rite. Heer iz yur sawft blankee – thiz prittee amber color OK” an heer – sum cholkid of comfort!!
*pats lowly grunt encouragelee awn teh shoulder*
Is this one of those “psudo-surgeries?”
You knoes, where the kwak “dr” seems to put hiz hand through yer flesh, and he pulls out a tumor (which actually turns out to be a chikken liver or sumthin…)
Kitteh sez, “if yu conjurin chikkun livurs, I can has sum?” Nom nom.
Concatshoomalayshumz CH an Maus
whut teh wunnurfool pikchewer 2 hab teh ty awn!
Xtru baving kapz r abaylubbul az ewezyewul @ yur ebber lubbin splort-alerted Tybooteek!
eye haz a speshul boddul ov champayn witch yew myt liek 2 sampul.
happee daiz!
Itz a gud fing yoo gawt teh bavving capps—-ai kno AI’LL bee kneading wun! OHHH, taht’s TEW funneh!
wii haz teh noo supplie ov stik awn flowurs – sew yew kan dekkyrayt yur bayvinkap 2 yur own tayztz.
Heer – pik sum prittee kolurz yew liek. an hab teh martoonie wyol yur heer.
Ai has nebber traid teh martoonie—ai can has sumfin fizzy? An i fink ai’d liek sum purrpul flours, pleez. wiff maybee sum pink foar acksents. Duz taht sownd gud?
teh hyt ob fashun!!1
dig dig dig scatter scatter scatter Aha! Here it is!
Fownd mai mamas deerly ermebered bavving cap.
It is whyt wiht teh whyt flowars. tug tug tug.
ooh tahts snug enough to squeeze mai brayns awt bai itzzelf.
has a chin strop two.
safe to luik nao…
awwwww,
taht kitteh is lovin his Pertty one, an lernin hao too dew crazy kitteh look!
u mean like harvesting yr organs?
u meen mai bavving cap squeeezing mai brains awt mai eers?
its doin minor splort bai itself
rather than majer splort caused bai kewtie kitteh.
moar pls!
Or maybe sumone just insertin batterees into new kitty toy – the type that giggles and turns sumersalts.
Iz gonna wets mahself!
nappeez een awl syziz abaylubbul @ teh evur ekwippt Tybooteek!!
Wow – the Tybooteek be expanding! Now inkludes a wondrus selekshun of tyes, macrame, swimmin caps….what be next? How about filter visors, to cut down glare from cute overloads, thus saving cheezes from splorts? Wuld be much more komfortable than swimmin caps…I remember trying one once long ago…I thought I wuz being made to look like the Mayan royalty….
yew send uz teh dizynz an Mr He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last wheel maek sum up 2 trai owt.
Gud ideyuh CH.
Oh an doan furget 2 leev yur kee 2 teh Kirk lownj wen yew goe 2 Eejipt.
Juss sew wii can fresh teh payz up an haf it sparklee 4 wen yew get bak.
wen I wuz onna kruze (mai nawt-sekund!) der wuz an unyusuall womin
Kinda eggscentrik and wun day shee waired a hat wich, sware to teh Celling Cat, lukked eggzactly like a baving kap with flowrs onn itt!
Troo stoaree… wen mai blak boikitteh wuz a littul kitten, mai feeyahnsay tickled himz belleh so much wun tyme dat da kitteh peed. Surpryzed ebereebuddee, inklooding kitteh. Much laffter too!
moar tiklz ledz to pee
aaaAAAHHH! HALP! Haz to pee!
Sweet babeh geebus…
it loks exaktlee liek dat kitteh iz LAFFING.
Want.
want.
realli want.
send kitteh, no hoomin…got 1 of doez.
Sumbodee tell dat hoomin to moov dere handz. Ai wanna snorgle dat teeny bebbeh belleh!
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*SPLORT**
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Ai shudda knoed dat wuz gonna happen.
Aww rhsb!!
Yew sit still awyol.
*sweip sweip*
*skupe skupe*
*tuk tukk*
Juss a liddul duk taep. a noo prittee bayvincap wif kolurd flowurs.
Teh flooffee blankee and teh hawt choklitt.
der.
nao yew saef 2 enjoi teh kyootniss.
Manee fanks, gibbocat.
Ai wuz afeered ai’d havta go luk at da uglee skaree fisheez 2 avoid da kyoot.
but dey wuz so ckyoot an luvabull! nawt skaree at awl!
ooh. gud thing ai now has my dubble layer CHRG/swimmy cap on from kayjoy and jimmba! I wudda been a goner!!
Hai leeza-b. whut flayvur ov piez am bess 4 sush teh kyoot pikchewer?
Happee dat yew had yur bayvin cap awn oar yew wudden B aybul 2 tend yur pie stawl at teh Tybooteek. Kustumerz will b flokkin in 2 dai!!
Sayv me teh appul n wawlnut wun! Juss wun slyz az eye needz 2 wach mai figur!
ohai gibbocat!
we had teh noo staff at the pi stawl, since babycakes has thot uf the pi furstest, she is bakin em and ai am making the whippy creem to go on top! (there’s a lot abowt that in the prevvius thred if you wanna luk).
ahem.
so for this afternoon… we haz… kyootie pies!! theyre sorta liek lemun but lots lots sweetur, wif special merenge-style whippy creem topping. want sum??
aw leeza-b!! yew an babycakes am mekkin teh Tybooteek sew speshul.
I du liek teh ideyuh ov teh welkum pie kart!! smawt finkin!!
Teh smell ov teh pyze wheel b bringin ebbereebuddee eben wen derz uglee fishee pixchewerz awn dizplai!!
*taekz teh deep breff – sniff sniff*
Yummm.!!11
gud werk!! {{{l-b n b-c}}}
fanks… it took awl morning but ai think we got it werking prettie gud now!
unfortoonately ai an now behind IRL werks!
luks like everrywun is takin up mai slack so no wun goes wiffowt pi!
uv corse u can haz the appul allnut if u prefers… be remember…. awl our pies r “CALURRIE FREE”!
Hai leeza-b.
eye wint an red teh fred!
jee!!1 yew guyz noe hao 2 partay in teh kichin!!
dubble layer! kor bloimey! I tuk anti splort pillz wen i hadz my cawfee ….. but i’z sensin thems bout to fayle …… uuuh oooooooooooh ……
speshul delivree 4 Mr Elmo… i gotz a package heer 4 a Mr T.M. Elmo…?
Oh noes!! Massive kewtness alert!! Pinky nose alert!! Hold brane in tite!!!
Grab CHRG hat!!
Mus not let kewtness overwhel*splort* —
Oh, well.
Anuther day, anuther brane aksploshun.
ACK! instant splort when i saw in googul html! no ccc’s on the googul html
uh oh. Poor deer Duffy…
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*scoop scoop scoopity scoop*
*pat pat pat*
*gentlee taeks teh CHRG frum Duffy’s handz and putz it awn*
*wrapping Duffy’s hed wif teh duck tape to keep the CHRG awn tite*
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Heer – haz a big mug ov hawt choklit. I sets teh trai ov “fings to add to hawt choklit” rite heer next to yoo.
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and a blankee? OK – whut kolur wuld yoo liek? Heer’s a nice sunny yello wun fer yoo.
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*Tuks Duffy in unner teh blankee*
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and sum possum-shaped choklits, too.
Jes sit heer an rest up, yoo’ll be fine in a few mommentts
Whoo! Fanks much PB2K. Yello blankee is hylee attraktif an snuglee. Hope it is alwso kitteh-haire repellunt – mah 2K are blue an meezer colurd, which show up nisely on yello.
between de catchin’ up on past LOLs and seein 4-kitten charge, and den tickel kitteh – brain asplode iz unavoidabel! SO FREAKIN’ CUTE *slport* *splort*
Oh noes! double splort!!! needz backupz!
I never manned deh ccc be4, im nervus!
ummm…
halp!!! cheezfrien down!!!
*SPLORT* iz teh cyootest kitteh evar! *beeps pinky nose* Beep.
heer KKC! ai put yur braynz bak in
*sweepy sweepy sweepy*
*pat pat pat*
adn heer iz a nise bloo dekurateded swin kap
*tuk tuk tuk*
nao heer iz a nise mug ov hawt choklit adn a nise relaksing green blanky adn a bunch ov nise peeses ov possum shayped choklits. nao just lay bak awn tihs nise kouch adn tink ov menny non-kyoot tings, lyk kleening teh kitteh’s litter boks
CHEEZE N TOFU:
ADD KYUTENESS WORNINGS PLEEZE!!!!! Taht cuda cawzd a aksident!
But I gots to opurate hevvy mashinery (mah puter) while luking at ICHC or elts I cant luk – mebbee CB & TB shud just worn peeps not to drive while luking.
Hooman appearz 2 B playin kitteh like a keyboard. Do want to hear teh happy kitteh muzic dat makes.
i wonders ifn kitteh can sing “cat scratch fever?”
Yes, but when hyumon plays kitteh like a keybord, the happy kitty music is very nice, but usually be ending with hyumon skreeching “Ouch!!! Let go of my hand! Ouch!! Ouch! Let go!!!!!!”
*Cracks knucklz* Ai plai od to joi on the kitephoon:
mee mee meeep meep mee mee mmeep mew
mew mew mew mewp meeeeee mew mew
mee mee meeep meep mee mee mmeep mew
mew mew mew mewp meew mew mew
mee mee mewp mewp mee-nee-ner mewp mewp
mee-neener mewp mewp grrr rrr rrr
mee mee meeep meep mee mee mmeep mew
mew mew mew mewp meeeeee mew mew
ahh teh clazzicz
owwwtch letz go ob mai han!!!!
Berry nise!
Oh!! snafutti. Ai do heartz yoo so much. Taht was PURRRRRFEKT!!! an ai just lurves teh “mew” veree ayshuns.
Kin yoo do “Ryde ov teh Valkeyreez” next????
snafutti
ai admires teh cown sen trashun it musta tooked tew right that.
awersum!
Lukz liek humin b maykin a purrito wif x-tra lolz.
SQQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hahahahahahahahahha!!!! That was sooooo funneh n’ cute!
I so needed this picture today. IRL things haven’t been so great, but it’s nice to come here and see cuteness, especially when I’m at work and can’t see the cuteness of my own kitty at home.
I *heart* ICHC!
Hay, thare, rhsb—ai’m prayin foar yew. Enny partickyoollar need? Halps too assk foar spec—sepc—defynyt fings.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
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Sorry fings ain’t bin so grate akshully IRL, rhsb. I finks gud thots an prais fer yoo.
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An duzn’t ICHC hep wif teh nawt grate werk dayz?!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Aw, rhsb, I can hugs you to make you bedder?
Sure, I always welcome hugs.
Thanks.
oh mi guudnessses…….ai has been luukin at teh cyute bebeh kitnz heer awn ICHC fer miny monffz naow…..an diz wun …….rilly iz teh cyutest ebber…..dat fase….
WANT…..NEED….MUST HAVE….
iz a free minut aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*hugs rhbs* Better?
Ai haz seed muches kyootneses awn ICHC, butt dis kitteh taikes ‘kyoot’ up tu an intirelee neu levul.
Her be smyelyng jes liek a hyoomin bebbeh; yu almoast be luukyng fur a babbeh rattel!
(Wanna goe “Goo, goo; kitchee, kitcheee, koooooo!”)
Spock: Oochie woochie koochie koo????
Kirk: It’s an obscure earth dialect, Spock. Check Linguistics.
Ware izit? WARE IZIT??!11!1111!!!!!
TEW LAYT!!!!!!
*SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTTTT*
teh kitteh iz just tew kyoot! adn it losteded mai CHRG (wdoi)…CCC, plz?
wut, no CCC avalabul? *sys, wundur off, lukking foar sawft blanky&choklit*
aw… ai’m not traned on the CCC but ai ken give u a nice peece of chawklit pecan pi and a mint julip… and ai will snatch from the tybooteek a little soft throw u can raps up in… wait a minnit. one for ur hed, and wun for the rest of u. Hopefully that will halp until the traned proffeshunals can get heer!
tanx, ai hoeps tehy get heer soon, tho. ai needz mai hed bak
uh oh! I’z so sowwee! If ai had nown teh CCC wuz unstaffd, ai’d haf stopped bai erlier.
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oh mai. Yoo had a big ol’ splort! An I see bits ov CHRG in it? Wow. OK, heer wii go!
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*sweep sweep sweepity sweep*
*mop mop moppity mop*
*pour all the braney bits into a bukkit (nawt bloo)*
*sort teh braney bits owt from teh CHRG bits*
*put teh braney bits back in to N1IP*
*putz a bran-noo ol-fashun swim cap on N1IP’s hed.*
*wraps much duck taep arown*
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dere. Bedder? I hoeps so.
heer – haz sum maor chawklit peeses (in shape ov teh fabumous possum), an a nice sawftee blankee, in a nice gentle purrrrple kolur.
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jes sit quiet-liek fer a liddel bit moar an yoo shuld be okay
Tanx, PB2K! ai tink taht wuz teh lawngst ai ebber haz befoar sumwun kaym adn put mai hed bak awn
hahhahhahhahha ur going to make me cry
Large hans?
Or tiny kitty?
tinee kitteh, defynitlee!
OOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
*SPLORT*
Ai shud has had warning
ai agreez. Tehre shud bee sum kind ov splort warning at teh top. yu wunts tew cum wif mee tew luk foar teh CCC? ai needs it, tew.
*tayks Eve adn wunders off lukking foar sawft blanky adn choklit*
otae, nao ai kan halps yu!
*sweepy sweepy sweepy*
*pat pat pat*
adn heer iz a nyse kulurful showur kap
*tuk tuk tuk*
*STRRRRRAAAAAPPP*
*kwak kwak kwak*(duk tayp)
nao just lay awn tihs nyse kouch adn let mee tuk tihs nyse gray blanky arownd yu adn heer, havs sum nyse peeces ov possum shayped choklit adn a mug ov fresh mayd hawt choklit
Hi,
A good thing about animals is that they don’t think that playing is something proper of a certain age. So when this cat – I also have a cat – grows older, he/she’ll still want to play.
Animals’ expressions often remind us that we are more related than we like to think.
Take care,
José
look at that super-cute face!!! BIG SMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Must…type…fast…brain…gone…taken by…laughing….bebbeh kitteh…
LOVE HIM!
WARNING! WARNING! DANGER, Will Robinson! And ennywun elze! DO NOT luk
at teh bebbehkitteh! Dis is teh mowst dangerus pixshur ebber posted!
Dis cud end war as we noes it! Print ths pixsure and drop as leeflets on war zones.
Awl fiting wood seese…tu mush splortage, awl put down wepuns and collect brayns.
Gud ting Ai luked awaa befour…..befour….agggghhhh SPLORT. Dam. Tu layt.
Ai did nawt tayk mai own advise….d’oh….
Turtlol, Ai’m soe sorree! Ai haz nebber dun splort recoveree befoar;
Lessee, scoop up braynes, stuf dem inna hed, sekur wif duck taype, put awn CHRG wdoi, get sof blankee wif kitteh print onit, adn give choklit possums.
Whew, hoap Ai din’t leav ennyfing aowt!
Turtlol, yu OK? Here, Ai fergawt yur drinkee: Ai tuks yu in naow adn yu taikes a lil
nappee.
Yu bedder bees OK Turtlol; Ai doan wanna hafta cawl Dr. Tinykat fur yuu!!!!
oh Hia turtlol……yew ar sdooo rite……heerz anodder case ov wat may bekom teh bestest way ..EBBER… to endz warz……
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*u guise bedder put dwon dose gunz oar we gonna “show u diz kitn”*
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werkz ebbery time…heh heh….
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(whispurz to turtlol….fink aniwun notises awl teh …dotz ???)
Lost in Spaec ref FTW!!!
Dr Tinykat looks at all teh braynes on teh floor, shakes hims head and leaves teh thread, shakin hims head and muttering to hisselfs:
“Poor peoples. Dis beyond ebin my skillz. Dems ded, Jim. I’s a doktor, nots a meericul werker.”
Warnin: Attacks of de giggles may cause estreembly larj amounce of kewt and happeh. Suffrers ov dis atak ar advised to heee heee heee an ha ha ha.
moast peeple also smile like taht
when u touchs them right there
Hai, dis estreemly cyootz kitteh whoo mek me smyle a lot – he is same kitteh in pitcher wif white doggie plai-nomming strypey kitteh’s hedd, an dis lil smiley kitteh looking and smyling. Go luk, see for self! LOL startz wif “And for my next trick” and lil smyley kitteh sez “Ooooh!” Go luk! Go luk!
Defcon splort!!
Okay, this is soooooo kewt, how did de kamera not braek?
(whew) fank yu, Cheshyrekittehkat, it tooked me teh hole dae tu recobber frum dat splortage; wuz in kitteh-coma fur a wyle! Yu dun a GUD chob uv brayne recobbery! Yu ar tew be kommend…comman…… gibben a metal fur soivice under teh mowst dangerus condishuns! Dat bebbehkitteh pixure cood has splorted YU but yu was keerful! Defcon Splort, indeed. Dis bees a weppin of mass splortation!
Ebben Dr. Tinycat wood has a tuff tyme fixing dis wun….
and…….Salleh……Ai hopez no wun has pwoblems wif dem dots……cuz Ai lubs tu use teh ellipsis………an if tehy duz……DOT tehm!
Long kitten
is loooooooooonnng
Oh Oh Oh!!! Can I be a Caretroll? I Always wanted to be an overly sensitive too politically kerwrecket azzole, can I try pleeze? Here goes, lemme know if dis werks.
Ahem. er ah I fink itz crimial dat you find it axseptable to post fotos of peeples tormenting pore liddle kittlets lyke dis. Dat poor infant kitteh has his hind legs held down and his tender belly skershed by a big mean hooman jest so youse kin make fun of it, dats discustin, and you shuld be ashamed. Yer werse den animuls allah you. Ise callin der kops.
dat wus axually nawt as much fun as I thout, I wunner why dose over peeples do it? Prolly just stoppy.
oooh oooh! Dis same kyooty pye kitteh in dis lol, where kitteh sez “oooh!” Yu go luk, iz same kitteh, so funneh fayce, go luk!
moar funny pictures
sierraseven
i lub dis! dis mke me smyl