HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNKLZ..HAAAAA…no moar tiklz!
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I has a happy!
Ah… Ahhh…… Ahhhhhh………
SPLORRRRT!
*clunk*
Don’t kollapse now, Maus - you haz to be conshus for your sillibrashun of being nawt-sekkond. Hold yur brain in tightly wid one hand, and hold your drink in the other. I suggests sumthing fizzy, just to be silly for the little kitty.
Huh…? Wha…?
*grabs drink*
*takes a big gulp*
*SPIT TAKE*
CH, what’s in tihs!!??
ai haz a BIG happy………… hahahahaha…….smile……….gigglol…….chuklol
um, nuthing. (Your immortal soul now belongs to me.) Have a nice day!
O Noes!!! An MaryO tuk mai dongel wif her!!!
*Onimus Moosic*
I can has a doom?
But I forgets…I still be observing the Lent (Orthodox Easter iz April 27), and priest would probably object to my steeling peeps’ immortal souls (or assimilating them) during Lent. So at sunsets, I lets you go, Maus. Just be kareful in futchur about what you drinks.
But… but… YOO givded me teh drink!
*tsk tsk tsk*
Hao low teh CCC peeps haz fallen.
*tsk tsk tsk*
Word to da wize: don’t take candy from stranjers, eeder.
Yer not taht straynje…
Ah!! Maus. Ho paura che tu sei un straniero in terra straniera!!!
O povero Maus!! Tehy just left yoo lying there, awl splorted. Ai hope those weren’t yur dying last werds. *holdz mirror to Maus’ lips* *mirror fogz up*
Gut!! Er lebt noch. *scoops up brayne - menneee, meneee braynes*. *pahloop* *pat pat pat* *tukitee tuk tuk teh loose liddle wuns* *fetches teh prittiest pink bathing cap wif menee prittee roses awn it* *tug tug tug tuuuuuuuggggg!*
Awwww - isn’t taht cyoot??? *Putz sawft pillow under Maus’ hed. Coverz Mauz in magnivicent sawft an warm red blankee made of goat hare from Damaskus wif foot lawng silk fringe an much pritte gold thred embroidereee*
*putz nice glass ov paws4thot’s verree best Skotch were hee can see it wehn he wakes up. Tip toez quietlee off upstaj rite. *
OOOOooooo. NISE blankie! DO WANT! Butt wai yoo putt pink baving kap awn Maus? Ai fot he wuz a boi kitteh?
cuz itz auntie janet.
she duznt need a reesin foar nething.
ZOMG cookie’s human, I iz Orthodox too!! Only two moar weekz!
Splort wuz only nachural, Maus. Whut wiv teh 4-kitteh CHARGE, and teh liddle blak kitteh las nite ( nawt to menshun my teeny bebbehs taht I snuck ther picshur in), an tihs liddel guy, iz ben a reel cyuut overlode.
OMG, so true!!!!!!!!
Splort, splort, splort!!!
You’re from WV too? What part?
Wow, ai is frum WV too! Wunder how menny of us dere are heer?
Splort again!
my branes is asploted from the cyute
O KimW!!! YOo too?? It’s Ok; ai am heer. Heer - wee just *tug tug tuuuuggg* putz yoo here bai thiz chayre. An now ai’ll get yur braynes *scoop scoop scrape scrape* gud. this wuz just a liddel sprort! *plloopssee!* *pats down*
*fectthes nice CHRG(wdoi)* Heer ya go!!! *tug tug tug* so weezee!!
Now heer’z yur sawft blankee and sum choklit. Yoo shur bee awl better veree soon,
lowly grunt!!! Yoo, ov awl peepl shud no bedder! But - sumtiems taeks us bai surpize, yes. Now - yoo just lie there. Furst - Yur brayne. *picks up 1st splort* *scoopz up wnd splot* *scrapes up remaining branes frum 3rd splort* *pllooops them bak in the skull* *patz the brains down so the fitz in nicelee.*
so - almoast dun. Pleez -dont wiggul!!! Cud maek ebree thing fawl awt again!! *quick lee putz awn nice CHRG(wdoi)”
Now ai think yoo well be all rite. Heer iz yur sawft blankee - thiz prittee amber color OK” an heer - sum cholkid of comfort!!
*pats lowly grunt encouragelee awn teh shoulder*
Is this one of those “psudo-surgeries?”
You knoes, where the kwak “dr” seems to put hiz hand through yer flesh, and he pulls out a tumor (which actually turns out to be a chikken liver or sumthin…
Kitteh sez, “if yu conjurin chikkun livurs, I can has sum?” Nom nom.
Concatshoomalayshumz CH an Maus
whut teh wunnurfool pikchewer 2 hab teh ty awn!
Xtru baving kapz r abaylubbul az ewezyewul @ yur ebber lubbin splort-alerted Tybooteek!
eye haz a speshul boddul ov champayn witch yew myt liek 2 sampul.
happee daiz!
Itz a gud fing yoo gawt teh bavving capps—-ai kno AI’LL bee kneading wun! OHHH, taht’s TEW funneh!
wii haz teh noo supplie ov stik awn flowurs - sew yew kan dekkyrayt yur bayvinkap 2 yur own tayztz.
Heer - pik sum prittee kolurz yew liek. an hab teh martoonie wyol yur heer.
Ai has nebber traid teh martoonie—ai can has sumfin fizzy? An i fink ai’d liek sum purrpul flours, pleez. wiff maybee sum pink foar acksents. Duz taht sownd gud?
teh hyt ob fashun!!1
dig dig dig scatter scatter scatter Aha! Here it is!
Fownd mai mamas deerly ermebered bavving cap.
It is whyt wiht teh whyt flowars. tug tug tug.
ooh tahts snug enough to squeeze mai brayns awt bai itzzelf.
has a chin strop two.
safe to luik nao…
awwwww,
taht kitteh is lovin his Pertty one, an lernin hao too dew crazy kitteh look!
u mean like harvesting yr organs?
u meen mai bavving cap squeeezing mai brains awt mai eers?
its doin minor splort bai itself
rather than majer splort caused bai kewtie kitteh.
moar pls!
Or maybe sumone just insertin batterees into new kitty toy - the type that giggles and turns sumersalts.
Iz gonna wets mahself!
nappeez een awl syziz abaylubbul @ teh evur ekwippt Tybooteek!!
Wow - the Tybooteek be expanding! Now inkludes a wondrus selekshun of tyes, macrame, swimmin caps….what be next? How about filter visors, to cut down glare from cute overloads, thus saving cheezes from splorts? Wuld be much more komfortable than swimmin caps…I remember trying one once long ago…I thought I wuz being made to look like the Mayan royalty….
yew send uz teh dizynz an Mr He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last wheel maek sum up 2 trai owt.
Gud ideyuh CH.
Oh an doan furget 2 leev yur kee 2 teh Kirk lownj wen yew goe 2 Eejipt.
Juss sew wii can fresh teh payz up an haf it sparklee 4 wen yew get bak.
wen I wuz onna kruze (mai nawt-sekund!) der wuz an unyusuall womin
Kinda eggscentrik and wun day shee waired a hat wich, sware to teh Celling Cat, lukked eggzactly like a baving kap with flowrs onn itt!
Troo stoaree… wen mai blak boikitteh wuz a littul kitten, mai feeyahnsay tickled himz belleh so much wun tyme dat da kitteh peed. Surpryzed ebereebuddee, inklooding kitteh. Much laffter too!
moar tiklz ledz to pee
aaaAAAHHH! HALP! Haz to pee!
Sweet babeh geebus…
it loks exaktlee liek dat kitteh iz LAFFING.
Want.
want.
realli want.
send kitteh, no hoomin…got 1 of doez.
Sumbodee tell dat hoomin to moov dere handz. Ai wanna snorgle dat teeny bebbeh belleh!
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*SPLORT**
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Ai shudda knoed dat wuz gonna happen.
Aww rhsb!!
Yew sit still awyol.
*sweip sweip*
*skupe skupe*
*tuk tukk*
Juss a liddul duk taep. a noo prittee bayvincap wif kolurd flowurs.
Teh flooffee blankee and teh hawt choklitt.
der.
nao yew saef 2 enjoi teh kyootniss.
Manee fanks, gibbocat.
Ai wuz afeered ai’d havta go luk at da uglee skaree fisheez 2 avoid da kyoot.
but dey wuz so ckyoot an luvabull! nawt skaree at awl!
ooh. gud thing ai now has my dubble layer CHRG/swimmy cap on from kayjoy and jimmba! I wudda been a goner!!
Hai leeza-b. whut flayvur ov piez am bess 4 sush teh kyoot pikchewer?
Happee dat yew had yur bayvin cap awn oar yew wudden B aybul 2 tend yur pie stawl at teh Tybooteek. Kustumerz will b flokkin in 2 dai!!
Sayv me teh appul n wawlnut wun! Juss wun slyz az eye needz 2 wach mai figur!
ohai gibbocat!
we had teh noo staff at the pi stawl, since babycakes has thot uf the pi furstest, she is bakin em and ai am making the whippy creem to go on top! (there’s a lot abowt that in the prevvius thred if you wanna luk).
ahem.
so for this afternoon… we haz… kyootie pies!! theyre sorta liek lemun but lots lots sweetur, wif special merenge-style whippy creem topping. want sum??
aw leeza-b!! yew an babycakes am mekkin teh Tybooteek sew speshul.
I du liek teh ideyuh ov teh welkum pie kart!! smawt finkin!!
Teh smell ov teh pyze wheel b bringin ebbereebuddee eben wen derz uglee fishee pixchewerz awn dizplai!!
*taekz teh deep breff - sniff sniff*
Yummm.!!11
gud werk!! {{{l-b n b-c}}}
fanks… it took awl morning but ai think we got it werking prettie gud now!
unfortoonately ai an now behind IRL werks!
luks like everrywun is takin up mai slack so no wun goes wiffowt pi!
uv corse u can haz the appul allnut if u prefers… be remember…. awl our pies r “CALURRIE FREE”!
Hai leeza-b.
eye wint an red teh fred!
jee!!1 yew guyz noe hao 2 partay in teh kichin!!
dubble layer! kor bloimey! I tuk anti splort pillz wen i hadz my cawfee ….. but i’z sensin thems bout to fayle …… uuuh oooooooooooh ……
speshul delivree 4 Mr Elmo… i gotz a package heer 4 a Mr T.M. Elmo…?