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playing Leavin on a Jet Plane
Adios amigos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps-VKb3TVjY
Oh dat song maeks me cry…..MaryO, u leavin on a jet plane?
Haz a great trip, Mary, House of Spock. We be thinking of you and praying for you. Take nice fotos 4 us; Cheezfrends will be missing you. (I guess I be away when you gets back)
conga rattyshuns on two nawt sekunds maus and mary! I r reading longtime. Too shy post.
Hap a gud day!
Welcum lil’un. Dont be shy. De-lurk an joyne teh funs!
de-lurk – lol
Yup. Iz liek “de-cloaking”…
but lurkens is fun. Yew sees all teh stuffs upses of anudder bodyes and kyoot kittehs.
An welcum too yoo! Wee lieks habbin gud tiems an lubbin eech ovver. {{{{{{{{lil’un}}}}}}}}
welkum lil’un
lurkin am whut we awl du iffen we haf nuttink 2 sai.
sew pop een an owt az yew pleez. But B 4 yew dissuppeer agen – pleez axept dis weekz speshul bobbul-heddid-kitteh stachewett an teh complimentry martoonie, witch awlwayz sez nyz fingz az yew sip it!
Ai has a sad.
Ai has been poasting fur a cupple ob weaks, butt nebber *snif* gotted teh “ofishal wellcum”. An wif teh burgers gone, aiz feeling a liddle inbizible. *holds paw up to fourhed inna “pour me” jestjur an wimpurrs a liddle*
*hmmmmm…Donkee strokes chin thotfullee an misstiffedlee….*
Mebbee u is wun ub dose rare peeps dat r juss kine ub qwiuttlee ellegunt an
an stare! Cuz dere’s a diamond layin in teh grass
peepul not reelee notiss u wun day, until wun day peepul juss be kinda kickin arown an not reellee doin much and suddenly teh sun throws a ray on u an dey all
swing round like dis
all sparklee an preshuss….ebbreeboddee crowds rown an kinda stares wiff
awe an marvels dey were so bizzee blowin noise makers and makin parades
dey never saw teh tiny qwiet littul jewel rite amongst us…
Oh, deer, now I has made mahself all mistee…
*goes on a tiny jewell hunt, metaforiklee speeking, ub corse…
) *
Oops…did I say, “Well Come! 4 1/2 Kittehs? ! “
oh u breaking my hart, 4.5 kittehs. i gives u softy peach blankie decoraited with tabbies n tuxxies on it! (nebber mind any bunneh floof stux 2 it)
An a specshul chawklit 2 release teh happitail endorphmens.
Feel at home n welcomed, ok?
Oh kafleen an Kayjoy, u has brotted teers to mai eyezes. Iz hard fur me tew ax fur fings sumtymes, cuz ai feels liek a wuss, butt dis wurf it cuz nao mai hart feels alll big in mai chess an aiz happee allober, nawt just tayle.
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Dis be teh best plaec wif teh deerest peepl wif big hartz. An klebber an kind.
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*snuggels under softee peach blankee whiel njoying specshul chawklit an pondering chanjing naem to “Diamond”.
Oh hai 4 1/2 Kittehs (Diamond pending)! I du beleev wut kafleen says be very tru. Yu be veree gud at teh lolspeek, an maybe cheezfrenz think yu be arown for ebber. Warm welcome an a{{{4 1/2 Kittehs}}} for u! I be happee u spoke up, so u kan hab teh prowper welkum.
Y fank u thisncat. Ai hugz u bak.
{{{{{{{{{{thisncat}}}}}}}}}}
Diamond Kitteh
pollo jeez 2 B layt 2 teh welkum partay. wuz bizzee wif splortz awn teh nex fred!
But nao mai eye welkum yew an inbyt yew 2 teh Tybooteek.
Awl diz weak wii am prezentin shynee bobbul-hedid-kitteh stachewettz 2 awl teh noo de-lurkurz!!
Kum in an hab teh martoonie. {{{4.5K}}}
Oh fank u gibbocat, u r berree kind. Ai can has complimentry martoonie tew? Ai has onlee habbing complementry drinks B4.
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*wispurrs* ai r martooni birjin. Annee adbice?
sip eet slowlee an let eet wispur nyz fingz 2 yew.
Enjoi!!!
Awwww, 4.5K, belated wellcomms!!!! I nawt here so berry lawng maisefl, so ai be tinkin ebbereebuddee else be here forebber! I hab deelishus chawklit caek, just out ob de oven, nebber mind teh frosting. Here! *offers large chunk of chawklit caek on Gramma’s best china plate, wif embroidered linen nakpin an sterling fork*
U be berry kynd, zauberflote. Ai wuld LUB sum chawklit caek, fanks – just teh fing to waek meh up, az ai r getting berry dozzee hier a twerk. An whut beootimous prezentashun!Hier, wud u liek a cup ob freshlee brood kawfee? Ai’m habbing wun!
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Diamond Kitteh
ohai 4.5K! Ai nebber got wun either, cept from one peep, and nao ai is ashamed to sai ai cant remember hoo it wuz.
hao abowt a nice peese of welcome pi, wif wippy creem? we can puts a littul candel on it if u wants. and decorayte wif littul skwirrillee paw printz.
hmmm maybee wif teh weels on the pi stawl it can has dubble duty as pi welcum waggin?
Oh dears 41/2Kittehs and Leeza-B. I am sad taht you has a sad.
Sowwy not to be welkumming, but hard to tell who is newbie sumtimes.
I gives you both a hug, and a newbornded kitteh as a welkum prezzie. .
Here you go. Hopes taht makes up for it.
Ai lubs teh hugz, babycakes (donut get tew mannee frum mai ate-teen-yeer-old), an a newbornded kitteh to hold!!!!1! Duzzn getting bedder tahn dat. Fank u!
oh- a newborned kitteh!!
and it’s blak! *indrawn breath*
**SPLORT**
Uh o’z. ai gotz a CHRG(wdoi) wen I gotz wellcomed inoo teh famlee ob cheezfrenz! I gif u myne az a token of lub and app … happre … um .. big wurd meanin we’z likin u here!! =D
CCC alert!
here, leeza-b, i’ll just get all dese cleber n witty brane cells 2together,
pat-pat-pat,gentul-like
branes r in place- nao fur a nifty fifty’s swim cap to hold em in
Snap,
oh look, dis cap iz covered in tropical flwrs- think spring!
ok nao?
my slooooooooow typin-let me show u it!
leeza-b, Jimmba fixed u up with a speschul CHRG, u beddar nao?
p.s. u r so kind Jimmba-leeza-b iz gonna need all teh helps with splorts with all teh newborns n springtyme n all
ai laiks to be helpin =) tho i cud do wib sum help atm, the weather here in ingerland is no nice. needs moar cuteness and pi plz!
fanks so much babycakes, kayjoy and jimmba! hao did u no I liked teh brite tropikkul colors??
I wuz taken unawears by the kyoot blak newbornded kitteh but also by teh sweet bellated welkums! ai bettur keep this CHRG/swimmy cap on fora while, just to b safe!
ai think I’ll haz sum pi nao. brake tiem!!
Guess what??
The newbornded kittehs are not just to holds, tehy are for lubbins and fur keepins!
yush, yush they are.
I picked out teh two most kyootest and beautimuss kittehs for yous toos.
And they are **AWL** Yours!
OMG ai can keeping dis tinnee liddle whiet floofbawl ob a simese kitteh, all snorglee n sleepee?
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*sigh* ai r trooly happee naow. U guize r teh bestest.
PS Gud fing ai r waring mai CHRG(wdoi) maded frum burgur rappers.
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Hmmm, burgur rappers. Could being a song dere.
Oh fank u leeza-b, ai wood lubbing a peas ob dat puh-CAWN pi. Could ai habbing it warmed up a liddle wif a scoop ob eye screeem? Ai has nebber had skwerlee paw printz on mai pi B4 – so kyoot!
Hi, 4 1/2! Wellcum tew Cheezburger! Ai’m pritty noo hear, mice-elf–but feel lubbed an snorgled. {{{{{{{{{{4 1/2 Kittehs}}}}}}}}} !!!! No fele sowry foar yurself—let uss doo itt foar yoo!
Fank u altosinger. Ai’m so glad ai spokeded up!
lil’un, don be shy enneemoar! Tehere iz teh muchez funn heer!
fanks- ride is here- gotta go!
BYYYYEEE *waives white hankee in mary’s general direkshun*
Gud bye Mary O!!!!
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*wipez away widdle teerz. wii will b missing her wyle she b gone!!
*But wii noeing taht her will b habbing deh menny wundermouse
*advenchurz!!! <>
Oh, noes! I missded her bonvoyaj partee!
*waves hankee furr a distants*
I herd dat dat Pear-oo areeuh bee full ub teh majikuls……….
*sends a speshul blessing wiff Mary too have eggstruh speshul twinklee times*
*waves hankee sum moar, smiling wistfulleeeee*
Has a nyse trip!
See ya nekst fall!
hoam sayfe – no joek.
Ohai lil’un!
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ai ekko teh sedimentz posted bai teh odders heer: plz stai an plai wif us!! Iz fun heer, yoo’ll haz a gud tiem!!
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Welkum!! *handz lil’un a big mug ov hawt choklit, a sawft blankee, an sum possum-shaped choklit peeses*
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I fink dere’s sum pie furder doan teh tred, plz com an joyn us!
yay, freeway braid
congrats mary and maus…haves a hot cocoa foar me. I gots to werk today
and can’t partake in the mornin cellbrashun.
But i must press on an proteckt da pourus kittehs from the waters, etc..for I am…
(serious music here)
Perfessional Vet Teck!!
I will snorgle all da kittehs and puppehs foar u guyses.
Hoo-ray fur perfeshunal Vet Teck! I honorz n salutes yu!
n pprciates yur kiteeh n puppy snorgles on my behav
yay fur Purr-fessunal Vet Teck! Plz to snorgle on mai behalf so Ai can has
vicarious snorgles of teh kittehs and goggies!
kthnxbai!
see grand opening annown cement below @3:01 lolnascar
Ohai MaryO’
Bon Voyage!
Have teh bestest tyme in Peru-Say “Ohai” to Paddington Bear’s great Aunt Lucy!!
(she will prolly hab marmalade sammidges abowt her purrson!!)
Safe journey MaryO’,we will miss you.
Buh-by, sweet MaryO! Yor wun uv teh brytest lites on ICHC! We wil miss yoo!
Sayf travels an hurree bak.
Mary!!! {{{{mary}}}} Hav fun. We will miss yoo so much! LOL!! We alreddee doo!
What a grate way to be leafing!!! *shmooooooooch* to yoo!!!
*very belatedly rememberz manners*
((((((((Maryo’))))))))) Byeeee! I will miss u. We haz saved u a peese ov puhcawn pi!
um, whut is teh meening uf the CAWN in the pe-cawn?
is jus a pronunciation fing……….. puh cawn insted ob peeeeeee can laik strainge peeps sai……. only kiddin if dats teh way yew sez it
Jazz Paws!!!
get the h3ll away from my window or I’m calling the cops
jus bekawz xzibshunizt peepin timmy teh skorurrul iz lookin at u an dansn…
don get zo upseht!!!
In ur eyeses!
And ur burd feederz!!
Mary, Maus, an lolnascar, may ai announce teh grand opening of teh new shop ober bai teh Tyebooteek:
Krissy’s Braids, Beads, an Makramay: a uniseks hare salon, day spa, an fibre art stoodyo. “Offishul NASCAR Sponsor”
ROFL!!! uz crack me up
Iz pie butik nex door 2?
we putted sum weels on teh pi stawl, so we can bring them to U!!
wut flavr wud u liek?
we haz fresh pecan pi todai… so teh skwirrill can has a peece too.
Wii muss call it “puh-cawn pie 4 MaryO, who won’t be gettin enny fur awile, eh?
oops, bold din go awai liek ai told it two, arg!
uv corse u can haz chawklit pe-cawn pi!
we slices the pi’s in 3.14 peeces of teh hole heer, so tehy are BIG slices.. hao menny u want?
(notiss hao ai made teh crust wif a braidy edj??)
Braidy ej byutiful. Jes wun peecs, wid whippy krem.
um, whippy creem.
*shoot. ai forgots to maek that*
wun minnit, comin rite up!
*goes to teh frij, get owt teh hevvy creem.. oo what can ai yoose to whip dis with? Grabs Skwirrill…. tickuls… and shoves teh frantically waving feets in… oo that wips it gud! wips it reel gud!! *
HEER booklion, sum nice freshy whippy creem for yur pi!
*note to self.. stock up on moar skwirrils for tomorroe’s morning rush. They gets tyred pretty fast*
Sqirrl feets nu flavor fur whippy creem!
I congratz yur ingin..ingen…clebber
imporv fur whippin!
Must be Devo skirrl
an don’t they look kyoot in teh littul red hats??
we iz nawt skwhirls; we iz Deevo!
ssshhh… itz a markettin tekneek.
But zauberflote (gigglol). Teh bold . . .erm . . .sumhow gibs yur commint a hole noo meening!!
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JCH4K, I’z shocked, just shocked, by dis!
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(moasly becuz I didnt fink ov it nawt sekun
Uuu, tank yu leeza-b. I kan haz choklat pecan pi?
I meanz choklat puh-cawn, ob curs
Yup, ai bleeve Pie Shop opened yesturday. All flavurs u cud want! Moar pies than u kan shaek a stikk at!
oh pie shop! I am so happytail about dat!
I can has a liddle pease too pls?
Ohai babycakes, ackshully since u brot up pi in the nawt sekkund plais, u can haz all teh pi u wants, and wud you consider halping to run the pi stawl?
Oh Leeza – B, I am so flattttttered and honored.
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Fank you so mush for aksing me to halps. My happytail is so very happy tail rite nao.
I has to worn you tho, I likes to eats teh pie (shyly liffs up plait for sekund pease). I will has to bake teh dubble portions to make sure enuff fur everybudy.
I bedder start mixing those puh-cans wid teh syrup rite nao.
well of CORSE we must haz kwality cuntrol for the baking of teh pies!! nothin to apawligize for there, ur just doing job!
If u will keep baking, ai hav discovvered that the whippy creem takes a littul moar tiem to make than ai thot, so ai will go trai and catch sum moar skwirrills.
Grrr…. wurdlesspress getz the pi inna face fur eeting my commintz!
Sowry if this dubbul posts.
BC, of CORSE we must haz kwality control for our pies!! so do nawt apawigize, u r just doing ur job!
If u cud take over teh baking fur nao, I found that makign the whippy creem is taking moar tiem than I thot it wud. I needz to go catch sum moar skwirrills.
Hi babycakes an leeza-b!
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Iz it too laet to ask fer sum pie? I’ll eben sai purty plz.
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If dere’s anee storeberree-rubarb arownd, taht wuld be moas egg-sell-ant!
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Fanks!!
ohai PB2K
Tis nebber too late to ask for pie
stawbeddy roobarb? noa leds me see
there must be one here sumwhere
looks all ober teh pi stawl.
her it are. nom nom nom. big slice?
want sum whipped cream wid that? Leeza – B jus came back with a big ole sootcase fulla skiwlols, but I not asking any questions about dat, no sirree, I just be baking more cakes, not asking no questions.
* teh whippy creem resipee… iz a SEECRIT familee resipee handed down fur generashuns *
PB2K- want sum??
but ov corse! Yur seekrit iz saef wif me!
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nom nom nom
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YUMMMMEEEE!
yes, tank u babycakes, fer tinking dis up.
Fank you booklion for the supports and kind wurdz
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would you liek to share my pie?
I bedder get baking sum more ….
U welcom, babycakes. Iz sorry I culdn’t take pi u offered yezterday.
I had gone to da w-werd by tim u offered.
Nex peece, ican haz bluberry fur da anti-axidents?
blubuddy anti accident pie ciming right up
all this bakin is thirsty work
anyone fancy a margarita?
Hooray! Tree-way pie!
babycakes, cans i brings teh apple pi made with 3 kinds o apples, lashings o sinnamon n a splash o nutmeg?
u can haz! I think babycake has wun commin owta teh ovin rite nao!
Yush Yush pls to be bringing!
Can you also bring sum booze fur me?? Baking is thirsty werk, and it’s Thursday, so that figures
maybee a nice springy mint julep wud go gud wif teh chawklit pe-cawn piies?
I’m shur i haz a littul rum left over frum my Bacardi rum cake baking day.
makes teh kitchun even cozy-er!
*gasp*
mint julips r maded wif onlee teh finest Kentuckee burbon!
mmm… rum caek sownds good tho! maybee we shud add that to the pi stawl menyoo!
If u makes apple crisp, a splash of bourbon ober de apples before
topping goes on is wunnerful. N if u haz to test bourbon
1st to make shur itz ok, dat meens u good cook!
note 2 self ” must stock kitchun with bourbon”
I read pie butik and thot, “Butik? Wutt dat? Is buttock? Pie Buttock?”
Is dat like gettin a cookie butt?
Da muvi seen still maykes me weepy:
Tanks fur linkage, booklion!
Sumtiems iz gud ta leek alil bitz. (Purrhaps loers da blud pressin?)
Geronimooooooooooooooooo
Plz dont shute mee! Eye haz a famblee!
YAY!
Uppies?
U no u mayke mee wanna SHOUT!
Frow mye hanz bak an SHOUT!
Cume on now SHOUT!
“You canno haz paz!”
Izz phun tu sta at da Y M C A
YESH! teh reesent 80s refs mayke me 1 happy raygun babee
I wuz just lookin at John Cusack’s clothes up dere…ah, da 80’s. I miss dem and my big billowing black clothing…my funkee hair..sigh.
Ai gradumataded in 85, so ai wuz rite dere wif yew!
‘87
yoo guies – graduated frum what??? O hai skool???
Taht maeks mee fele ole. Ai gradjumated Ohai skool in ‘74.
Doen fele ole! Ewez onee tin ears oler dan mi… das onni… um… das nawt olenuf fur retirez ebben. Ewez stele a kitteh (wuz gunna sai ‘pup’.) An iph ewez a gah-nomb, ewed stele b a ver smallisch chile… iz awl relubtib. How-nesly.
teh cloths? teh hare? lets not get TOO crazee, haha
Mah big whyt hi-top sneekers (wayr wit EVERYting). *sigh*
Gradyiated hi skool 82. Kollej in 86. Mah pink sparkly hayr mousse – let me sho yoo it!
An mah leg warmers, an mah ripped Flashdantz style tops, an mah skinny-tite bloo jeens. *dubble sigh*
*sigh* Class of ‘83 here!
My husbin noes dat if John Cusack shoes up in owr drybeway holdun a boombaks, I hafta go. I lubs him, but dere’s limits.
Beeg hayr, beeg showldur pads, an a beeg crush on John Cusack dat has nebber ended. (Noes, I am NAWT da stalker! I jus admyrz frum afar.)
Meh too – Awlwayz lieked John C an his sister Joan. Sum uv mah fayvs ar moar recent wuns tho – Grosse Pointe Blank, Hi Fidelity (feetchuring cameyo bah anuther 80s fayve – Bruce Springsteen, plus an ultra-funneh Jack Black).
Haz yoo notissed that menneh John C moobies haz teh grayt sowntraks?
Pentecostal Skwirl rayzes hands 2 Jeezus!
Sammee teh Sqwirl realyzes himz lief tiem dreem:
He bekums teh conduktor uv teh Noo Yawk Sqwirl-harmonik Orkestra.
wut iz they playing todai? A sonutta?
wut acorny coment
well nuts to u!
“Sey Ehneefing” b wun uv Demon’z Pilurz uv Dayt Muveez, filmz pakt wif romans tu maek u feel awl snorglee-worglee.
Rayze ur hands if ur sure!
Ai’m all owtta fartz, soo ai ARM PITZ in ur general direction
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WOW !!!1!
Tankz Zauberflote furr alla burgers…ai now has a
feast ob burgers to bring to da mornin sell-a-brashuns…
enuff furr ebberybunny
“Due to deep budget cuts by the government, the Border Patrol has had to resort to using animals to help with the illegal immigration problem. Here we see Sam Squirrel hard at work.”
Bware- squirrlols can b a reel threat. Dey oftin goes nutz ( or eben go after nutz)
This is so cute. I love the movie and the caption fits perfectly. Very clever.
Rapinzul, rapinzul, letz down ur hare.
Or drop acorms. Dat werks 2.
“In your eyes,
the light the heat,
your eyes,
I am complete…”
Squirels don’t make very good LLoyd Dobbler’s.
Say Anyfing FTW!!11!!
I LURBS dis movee!!! (den again, I lurbs almos ennyfing wif John Cusack in it!)
Mai husbin vizualiezehs skwirlol luukyng liek tihs, beggin fur mercee, aftur husbin catchez hims raydeing teh skwirlol-pruuf burd feedre, fur teh elebenty sevinty-sevinth timses.
Furgawt tu say taht Ai hasta tel husbin: “Yah, rite; iyn yur dreems, buddee!”
@ 4 1/2 Kittehs
welcum. Liek u. Naw u noe can leef. Teerz mai cheezburger n 1/2 4 u.
her…nom et…nom nom nom
Oh fank u peep nomnommphphphnom grate cheezburger nomnomnommee didn has tiem fur supper, jus torteeya chips. Dis burger be mush moer deelishus n nootrishus.
Ai r happee to stai n plai!
u CAN has 1/2 mai cheezburger N ee tyme.
U can evin has mai sodahz 2.
U has 1/2 a kitteh?!!1?!
um, iz et hurtz?
Iz a strai dat ai has can feeding fur mannee monfs naow. 4 kittehs alreddy tew manee inna small haus. 5 kittehs: tehn ai reallee be crazy kat laydee. Butt ai has habbing “Buddy”
neuteredtutored, an ai lubs hims.Ai bee sharing mai noms wif u tew!
Diamond Kitteh
@ lolnascar n rhsb :
‘86…..dis plaed @ mai weddink…dis iz moobee we seez 1st date.
en yr eyezzzzz………
uld. Iz founz gry poobic hairz.
o noe.
pik mee up, momma! plz?
I IZ NAWT A CROOK
Lemmingski:
WIN
Hehe..
“In your eyes, the light the heat… in your eyes… I am complete… in your eyes…”
Yesssss, squirrel!!!!
Looks like he screams: give me back my nuts!!! 
I can haz Ione Skye?