Comments on: I killed a man,

By: ~Tillie~

~Tillie~ — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:11:22 +0000

lolz. Tats funie

By: jonipip

jonipip — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:47:27 +0000

I can haz bail?

By: wtrmute

wtrmute — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:14:42 +0000

Was he a 1st-level Commoner?

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:13:06 +0000

Da jig iz up!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:08:46 +0000

but it wernt mii!

Ai ebben startd riten uh alt timylyne tail whare W wun… den hii wun. Waz horrer johnra, obbyously. Teech mii tew rite bout tingz ai Do Not Want.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:01:08 +0000

Ai canna tella lye ossyfur.
Ai PUT dat NVlope unnerdere.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:03:29 +0000

ai gotteded awn teh taybul adn likkeded teh ais kreem

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:13:06 +0000

You won’t get fooled agin? So how does we esplain the 2nd 4 yeerz?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:04:27 +0000

I nebber sed I was gonna leeb ICHC< I jest dint belong wif the China Dolls at Cheezfrens. I’ll still cut the cheez here until yawl ax me nawt to.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:36:02 +0000

I fot u tooked teh burgers wif u
and wud bringed dem bak wif u?
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Welcum bak SJ. I missed u!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:34:29 +0000

Ahhhh…a noo category! Ur rite!
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Funneh Ha Ha
Funneh Strange
Funneh Skary
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Yes, it is “C” – Funneh Skary.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:33:25 +0000

Oh thay wil gif yew a rock hammer…
Wat yew NEED iz a file!!!

Dew yew hazza munny?

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:26:49 +0000

Hmmm.. sownds NOMmie…

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:09:52 +0000

Yous kitteh must bees berreh cyoots, den!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:07:38 +0000

Ai left mah baibee an ai feelz sew sad
ai guess mai rais iz run
oh, shez teh best gurl ai evrr had
ai faut teh law and teh
law wun
ai faut teh law and teh
law wun

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:50:16 +0000

um, dat wood be GARBAGE, mush funnier dat way… teh
rap-aron werds got me agin!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:49:07 +0000

we fownded yur nayme on an envlop at teh bawtum of a pyle uv gargage……..

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:42:09 +0000

Tony! Mai brudder form a nodder mudder! Wher has yu bin?!

By: warden

warden — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:39:57 +0000

Wuz aksident…dint mean to…tried to steal mah cheezburger.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:21:11 +0000

Yaaay, Romeow…
I gotit 2.. Veree funnee… an sew troo…
A gud case 4 theh retern ov teh burgerz!!!!!!
Elebenti bizillion an firty free ov tehm 4 yew!!!
Gibbocat haz indeed savded teh dai!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:17:19 +0000

Ai has tew joyn yew wiv teh lols awn dis wun

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:14:38 +0000

Ratz… tihs needz ta B by peeps fava beens an chiyanti!!!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:13:12 +0000

OK.. take owf the mask an letz see yer fase…
Eeeek!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:10:06 +0000

Oh peep, I triied nawt to lol… BUTT— I did.
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It wuz teh soap…

By: peep

peep — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:02:47 +0000

O dam!1! Uz laffz @ Ceiling Cat?! owtloudz? O u buztd!

den u iz her 4 lif…u bcum enstooshunalleezd….

U mite hav 2 b OK wiff buttsecks.

sorri.

Wantz da soap?

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:01:50 +0000

fanx iddd
Ai find it confuzzlin too.Sum peeps poast awn der wib differnt naymes an I doant noe who dem am.I try an reed an add a reply if I can.Lots of funneh stories and caerin an lub awl a tyme.
Teh files ob ressipees etc am fab.I gunna try sum owt.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:55:19 +0000

I saw yore pix tidmum… veri kyoot!!
I cant post tehre– mush 2 confuzzling 4 meh 2 get the hang ov…

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:48:00 +0000

Deerist SolnEsther,
Yew mus stay heer, srsly! Yew haz made us lol lotz!
Yew R one ob teh seesonings 4 owr site!!! A liddel pepper nebber hurtz innybuddy!!
tz owr diffreces taht makz it fun… Yung an older.. teckkies an notzo teckkie, scientist an stoodint, whirld travilerz an stai at homes, singars an dansrs, etc, etc!!
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Whatza burger wifowt teh cheez???

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:23:38 +0000

Owr fambly compyooter hear iz awn fierfawks. Eben sew, tehrez sew menny commintz taht itt taeks a whyle to lode awl ob tehm. Boyyy TAHT wun openneded upp a reel kan ob wurms! Hoo-wee!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:20:14 +0000

Solly—hay, (out of lolspeak for a bit)–you know we all have our problems. We want you to stay around. I’m sorry folks yelled at you! I learned a long time ago that the most fragile folks blustered the most to protect their tender hearts, but a lot of people haven’t learned that yet—particularly the youngsters. (She said at the ripe old age of 51!) Can you give the rest of us a chance? I’m not in cheezfrends myself (techno-challenged, to say the least!—but you are a brilliant guy witha lot to share. Please stay in the game! Don’t let the kids intimidate you. You ARE loved, just as you are.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:57:02 +0000

Hah, JCH4K! Yer the best! And Lawd noes I luvs me a woman wif unpure motives.
And der are dose who say Ise alreddy forebber lawst, a cause the fact is Ise has always been out there! I fink I caused somebody offense wiffeven trine (which I annoying when you kornsider how often and how hard I werk at been offentsive. I axed somebody to pleeze speak more clearly and sebberal ob del porceilan princess, political kerwreck types gots all in muh face about haow wrong dat was to do. I even sed pleeze but dey still whupped up. Dey’re silly.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:38:28 +0000

Chezburger x5
Kin kittehs git awn der neez?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:26:34 +0000

Dat ar brilyent!

By: ellaella

ellaella — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:45:54 +0000

Aw, kitteh, ai bet u killed him wif cuteness!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:31:48 +0000

Romeow, if ai had brgrs ai wud giv u menny brgrs for dat. But apparentlee, sumbuddy stoleded dem while ai wuz away!!! Ai promiss neber to go away again if dis is teh sort of ting dat happens.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:43:09 +0000

Nebber moar 2 go astraez
Dis will be teh end 2day
Of a wanted kitteh…

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:40:04 +0000

Kid, has joo rehabilimitated j00rselfs?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:33:22 +0000

Gud morning altosinger. ai can’t bee heer today- too much to doo *sbuff* but ai thot Id just peek in – an saw taht yoo went to “BC vs CC.” Ai don’t seem to be able to go there enymoar – ebree thing brakes up fur mee.

What ar yoo using??? Purrhhaps ai cud trai sumthing else??

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:24:25 +0000

Fanks! Ai wuz fergettin who nightshayde wuz (ai’m SOOO bad wif naymes)—ai membered taht wuz SUMWUN’s oo name, just nawt HOOZ. Lub teh avatar!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:35:47 +0000

Ai kilt him wid mai pointee enz an den ai suffocate him wid my furz.

By: starling

starling — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:08:59 +0000

I finks I’ll meak it “funneh skary”.

By: bad kitteh kit

bad kitteh kit — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:53:12 +0000

i lolled at ceiling cat
why you here?

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:31:46 +0000

Yesh…is pretty tuxie lyke mah behbe…
He is adorable…hope dis sweetheart has home now…
anyone know?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:26:05 +0000

I’ll tip mah hat to teh noo constitution
Taek a bow fur teh noo revolution

By: lunakitteh

lunakitteh — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:05:42 +0000

ARLO GUTHRIE REF FTW!!! I LOVVVVVVVVEEEE ARLOOOOOOOOOO!! yoo gyze
mehk meh sew happai!!!!!!!

yoo ken git ennytihng yoo want et Alluses Rest too rawnt…. eksceptin Allussss… en Allussesss Rest too rawnt!!!! :::::siying bliss filly:::::

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:07:35 +0000

Ai kin ruspekdat.
LOLty haz idz preev… prifi… bonoosez.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:51:45 +0000

kage-wresslin insied teh box springs at 1 am

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:49:35 +0000

Srsly!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:46:17 +0000

10Q fur teh linque.
Romeow mead meh sniggel buh wuz eevan phunyer en konteccks.
O ai hooooeps wii doen git fewld agayne.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:35:42 +0000

well a splolran wud luk like a misbgottn splort and taht wud
confuzilate peeplz eben moar.
not taht I’m above confuzilating peeplz.