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(Quagmire from Family Guy)
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I beweeve heez compesatin fur sumptin….
Happy Beeg Fevvers fur u, SMOM
Tanqueue, Romeow! Iz mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund… wanna sii iv ders pekoctales fur selbratin?
Ia tiem to shake our tayl fevvers and selabrate!
SwwetMotherOfMars, cumgratshoomashumz! dwink? danse? partay?
Aw Tanks N1iP!!
Koold hav pkoctales n Srut rown abit.
Partay allus fuen.
otae heerz yu peekoktaylz
*strutz off tew teh danse floar*
I brinz pitcherz uf Peacock’s Tails 2 drink.
Me finz recipee http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=10449
oooooo wii brwn-iid wimin liek dreenks wif grin-deen!
Tanyoo vermush!
*struts to floor, dodges disco ball reflections*
congratyewlayshuns awn dis awspishuss okkaysyun SMOM
N1IP gots No Place In Partikular open-derz gud sillybrayshuns tew be had ober der.
Teh danse floor awl new an shinee teh disco bawl be glitterin,an yew kin shake dem fedders biigtyme!!
O hai, tidmum, Ai wuz tu lait ona las picshur . Just wan aks yu haow did de fnancy silkies nd purfyewmz werx owt fur yu Toesday nite? Wuz Mr. TM dribed just enuf craizee?:-) heehee!
Ai’m gessin taht’s a yess..!
heeheeheeheeheehee lol!
Dem’s furry owld memreez fur me. —— but ai’m nawt kwiite ded yet.
dunt dy, gmawairgreneshuz! Wii needz yu!
Oh, fankz,n1ip, dat’s so swete. Nawt plan tu dy n e tiem sune. Gotz tu mush plai tu du heer. Ware wuz lst ub de smileez mor dan
did wun. La Tidmum kin bluch, fur instunz.??
eye fink teh blush am teh ‘oops’ wif cowlons eefur sied liek : oops : an just tek owt teh spayziz.
Well, letz see.
WOOOHOOO!! Itt werked!!
let mii goe chek>>>>> brb
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der yew goe!!1 enuff 2 keip yew bizzee 4 a wyol
nao yew juss copy an payzt tehm in2 a noetpad fyol an grab em bak wen yew needz em!
oar eye kud b gud a spell em owt:
: mrgreen :
: oops :
: D
: shock :
: lol :
: smile :
: grin :
: sad :
: eek :
: ??? :
: cool :
: mad :
: razz :
: neutral :
: wink :
: cry :
: evil :
: twisted :
: roll :
: ! :
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: idea :
: arrow :
LOl!!!
Ai see yoo ar in a verree halpful mood today!!1
Now – if awnlee ai HAD a noatbuk. . .
If u b habbing teh pc insted uv deh mac
I cud helping u.
Tankyew2 Tidmum, iz very glittree!
*dodges reflections*
Ai mai hav goe ez wif teh peacocktails, iz dizzininin!
Iz ur dadz spotty goggie startin 2 feul bedder?
Ohai SMOM,
,
fanks fer askin bowt Mungo.
Himz still coffin an splutterin,but wuz berry Happytayl tew see me yesstiday.
Daddeh sed himz sleepin lots an nawt eetin mush-cept treets ob corse
but we keepin close watch awn him.He gots teh biig sad cuz himz cant go fer a walk fer a while,but we played ‘lap hoppin’ ‘bed launchin’ an awl kines ob fun gaymes to get sum exersize!-He 11 yrs owld nao,witch am gud fer a Dally.We
lost Sophie lass may at 13yrs an teh 2 previuss wuns wuz 12 an 13.
Pollyanna am 10yrz owld-she be nown as ‘Lazy Daizy’ cus she nawt wanna do eneefing remotely ennerjettik!
Aw, sowwy hiz sad iz beeg… bed launchin souns liek grate phun. Ebben iv Pollyanna ‘do nawt want’. Swyte goggies, bwessem bof.
*runs back 2 teh fucher*
“nice mullet, jack*ss – did you get that at supercuts?”
U kno wat dey sai bout a burd wif beeg fevvers.
Big shoos? Big glubs?
Peacock.
thanks fur teh visual!
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Weec*ck?
(felt too nawty to type teh whoal fing)
Shna here, btw — werdpretzel sez sum1 else haz dat nayme alreddy.
Hello Kitteh Shna!
luv ur avatar
Fanks! Hello Kitteh seemed to be a good fit for ICHC.
Yew meaen da purt uv Shna iz noa beun played bai nightshayde?
Iz kewl naem ennyhouse.
Multipul purrsonaliteez. Let me show u dem.
Ahn-nuh kleeeere dae u kan siii 4evvvvvaaaarrrrrrr.
owayt, tats pats libes…
sew r u sybbel ur ebe? (Kownt da faysez.)
Hmmm. Ai haz diffrunt purrsonalitees on diffrunt websites. Iz moastly shna, shna23, shayde, or nightshayde. Ai fink ai will stai wif nightshayde heer — ai lieks dat nayme.
mii tew. grate nom fur-a kitteh!
yew cud trai shna2? neber too lait to change yer name bak!!
I wuz tinkin uv da gorilly joek….
Plz to tell teh joke – iffs iz OK to tell.
dis won iz sfw.
Wai du grillys haf beeg nostrills?Cuz dey haev beeeg fignrs.
On dat noet, mus scuz selv. BB innafew. Partee awn!
Mah girlkitteh brot taht wun hoam frum skool ten oar twelb yeers ago. Ai lub it! Butt ai reely lieks teh wun mah boikitteh lerned wen hee wuz a preskooler: Wut doo yoo gett wen yoo cros a mink wid a goriller? A reeely nise furr cote—butt teh SLEEEEEVES aer tew lawng!
lol
ROFL
Wuz plaen Momma Can Haz b taxi 4 kidz.
I haz 2 happeez nao. Mi nawt sekknd an da wurm fuzzee frum seenin Alice’s Restow.. Retser… Dinner Store wif furport hominee.
Did sum1 jump up & down on teh tabel, yellin “kill kill kill!?” Or did dey taek elebentysevven 8×10 color glossee fotograffs?
Ai lubs dat song!!! Maeks meh fink ob wen ai wuz a high-skool kitteh.
Wii gotz bov onner udder fred. Da furport hominee iz divvied inter tewportz!
An Ai wuz wurreed no1 wud rikog… rekug… figger out whut Ai refurred tew.
Ai dint see teh udder fred until aftur ai posted heer — aiz been laffin bery hard!!! Ai may hafta play dat CD at hoem tunite.
Iv wii awl plaedit, idwud bii amooovmeant.
En datz wut it iz, teh Alice’z restyrant anti-massacree moovmint, en al u gotta do 2 joyn iz 2 singit wen it cumz arownd on teh gittar heer!
Mai happi, lemme shoh yew eet!
Mawn Dew!! Haz been 29 yeers since herd dat musics! Wuz liddle job at Uni., rite down all de werdz 4 studentz 2 uze to stm stmllt get started der ritings en Engfish claz.
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ROFLMAO!
Glad yoo liekt itt!
Cum heer, bebeh, and get a byootiful hug.
Many colrz wut fur impressn da ladiez!
Hay prittee ladee, eet heer F10?
10Q Gibbocat fur da emo cheetsheat.
@ nawt sekkund Ai wuz liek dis
an den I wuz awmos liek dis
Buh u, u wuz liek DIS
sew nao Ahm liek dis
Oh, hao happilee ai joynes teh odders with a beeg
fur this wun. Iz a hole noo grate werd!!!! Wich ai NEVVER saw!!!
Way to go SweetMotherOfMars!!!!!
Ai lernt eet fromz da kitteh whut wur drooln onna keebrd bac dere!
(Phot reeeeeel hardish nawt tew sai: Ai lernt ih fromz u, Dad!) *loses*
Deed mai resh… riischu… Ai lukt et oop… I lernt et frum Gibbocat!!!
Gib iz gud teechur!
Wow…dis get to da front peich?
verri byootifull peekok!
Shake those tayl fedders, bebbeh!
GMTA, Kayjoy.
Hey baby, Ise gots muh eyes on you.
In your eyes,
teh lite, teh heet,
your eyes
I am compleet….
Luv da contidunity uv dis cumunitee!
In yor iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!
Hey Danger, wares de fyre? In yer eyes lieutenant Bradshaw.
Los Angeles. He walks again by night. Out of the fog, into the smog. Relentlessly, ruthlessly *I wonder where Ruth is*, doggedly *woof woof*, toward his weekly meeting with The Unknown…
Oooo, taht wun HURTZ! BIIIG grone! Lubbit!
He’s ready for Action… he’s ready for Excitement… he’s ready for Anything… he’s… Nick Danger: Third Eye!
far out Catherwood, jest roll a couple bombers and leeve dem onna side table.
I don’t know, he vanished mysteriuosly with the dogs and servants.
He takes a leff at drucker and forth, a right at Drucker and third, a left, a righ, a left to the chin, Unhhh, he’s down.
I wanna order a pizza to go, and no anchovies.
No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name… Danger.
… What?
Doan tells meh no lies,
and keeps ur fevvers to urseff.
Shee sai no huggee orr no kissee?
hugs fur altosinger n romeow {{{{ altosinger & romeow }}}}
btw alto singer, i replied 2 ur thoughtfull message back on teh tacgnol thread.
did u c it?
Yes, ai did! Glad to bee ob survuss! Sum ob uss hab been inn chirch sew lawng, wee doan realeyes wee bee speekin a hole diffrunt langwidge. Juss az inn ennyfing, thare’s a speshulized vocab—vokabb—werdage. Wee needz tew ecksplane moar F10, err, often.
Until she gets a weddin’ ring.
she iz buzee eetn..she no wantz da luvinks…
nom nom nom
go way no want pree t boyz…
vai is aneefin dat has to do wiff fambli gai on a sait for teh hoomor pitchurs…?
cuz wii doan hav eny roolz hear..kthxbye
Akshul, we duz, but dey pritty much wut we wantz dem tu bee. n e tiem can chanj dem tu fitz sitchwashun.
wuz mosfli ret… ref… quefshun dat no needid ansserin. Buf ktnxbai to u too, I’z shure.
Juss makin fun dat some ppl laik fambli gai (look daun!) an some ppl don (look up!)
Deyz moar “gideliens” den “roolz.”
An Fambli Gai iz teh funnee!
must be spreing fevers
Oh what a bootifull guy!! Iz personallee miss de dayz when hooman men were dressed up liek dis – with lotz of lace, lether, sattin, an’ de liek. (Think ob Louis XIV’s piktur wid his shapelee legz in silk stockingz)
Too bad deh guyz naow a dayz just were jeans & tee shirtz – not so prettee as deh peacock!
Datz wut fansee karz iz foar.
Kno teh difference tween a porcupine and a Porche?
Teh porcupine habs teh pricks on teh owtsyde.
Pologeez in advance fur enny offence to ennyone or ennycar or enny aminule.
Ai lol’d!
OMCC — ai almoas jus ejekted iced tee awl ober teh keybard.
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Fanks Nightshayde (and hoo eber else iz in dere wif u).
Affer I posted I wondered iffs I had crossed a bad lyne.
Neber wanna offend.
In ne kais be furry kerfully yu nawt getz stook. @@@@@
( and wy we nawt has cheezburger mushene heer by compyewtur? Is tiem fur the fudz nd nawt haz redy (7:17 pdt) so 99 awl.
Excessiv accessorizing. I does it.
Bling bling!!
Hello?
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silli metrosezual birdz…
I don’t get it.
I don’t think the peacock’s going to either.
*Snerk*
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Hai, kafleen!! u hab a gud day?
(my intertuubez b wonky heer.
Wii hab moving furver frum teh cibbilizashunz.
if i b dissappearing in midul uv de conversashuning,
dew not beeing surprized.)
U has teh moobin? Pleh! do not wunt! I hope all teh wurst part is obbur. Moobin
bee teh yuck.
Wii b in teh motorhome.
Moobing iz EZ.
Putting laptop in case.
putting toestr in cubberd.
unplugging electronz.
dump tankz (eeewwweeee).
Putting wadder hose in cubbyhole.
putting flourz & sat dish in Jeep.
Putz sliding outz in.
Hitching up Jeep.
Waving byby.
Awn deh road agin!!!!!
Ohhhhhhh……! DATS wutt ur doin.
Now I has teh envee!
Yeah, ai wuz finkin ob moobin furnichur. Chaynjin howses. Taht kine-a stuff. BLECCCH.
Byby… don 4gitz ta rite!!!!
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Oh tahtz rite.. we R goin wif yew!!
Yaaay!!!
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Letz go!! ;♫ Moovin on down teh rode. ;♫
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Kafleen!
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@@@@@@@@@@ hole pyl fur maekin me
keerful, deys fawlin ovvr
goodness!
me neither. I’m all comfuzled.
Luks liek byrds frum Wales, in Cardiff! I been thar, iz seen dem! Pritty byrds!
Um, dem birdes iz ebreywhere (kinda, where iz zoo or stately homez).
And, *Cardiff* is in Wales. Whales be big, liek countree. Cardiff be citty.
Cute pic
…although I must admit I’m not a fan of this new audio thing… it’s a little creepy and I don’t think I’ll be listening to any more >.> lol
haha, that’s gotta be the funniest thing i’ve read all day.
But I gotta admit that sometimes when I’m looking at these pictures, I can’t help but read the captions out loud and laugh to myself like a loon…especially the ones with “om nom nom nom nom.”
I thought I was the only one! ;D My favorite for loud-reading is “nom nom pop nom pop nom nom pop…” the one with the bubblewrap… *snickers*
I agreez!! 2 creepie!! No funz 2 heer. Im finkin i wud ravver haz teh votin burgerz bak heer tahn to uz teh spase 4 sownd and votes tehre…
Im jus sayin…
Sumtiems taht mite be a liddle weerd, coz moast fokes doan kno hao tehy sownd frum teh owtsied. Teh furst—ooops! nawt seccund—tiem ennywun heers tehmselff awn a tayperekodur, tehy AWLWAIS sez, “Taht’s nawt mee!”
Unsurprising that a lot of IcHCB are not Family Guy fans? Shoulda gave a link, guys. Not criticizing or anything. Just…yeah.
Yes……..yes……… *scratches chin thotfullee*
I shall gib dis much thot.
OMG my friend jacker is gonna LOVE this
Ware evverboddee bee tonite? I has a lonely…
*deep donkee sigh*
Do nawt b lonely tonite…Romeow iz still here.
Sol has been and gone and come back and left again – fickle bastid.
It does seem lyke many of teh regalers r nawt so regaler lately, maybe it’s spring feaver. Maybe dey awl doing txs, or maybe its me. praps aisle go way and den you see iffen udders come bacK.
oh noes! SolnEsther, if u goes away i will miss ur witty ( n salty ) humors.
plz stay, kay?
*hands on hips, majur dawnkee smirk*
“Ovur sum electronic ……..s? Kthxbai.”
Sarsparilla Toes!!! *Donkee bonks Sol on hed wiff Donkee Staffs an runns
like teh wind, laffin*
Knawck it awf wif the bonkin, Kafleen! Boinking OK, Bonking not so much.
An leave muh toes outta dis, just cause I stomps sarsprilla berries fer beer money don’t mean you can be makin fun ob muh toses. An you spelt Lyttin rong. So nanny nanny poo poo!
Glad yoor still wiv us, S&E!
Dat offends meh.
*Bonks Sol twice as hard.*
I offends, OK, is wut I do, u no lyke? No look. An Quits Bonking! Praps a song, an impure liddle ditty of dubious social value – anna one anna two (done look if yur easy offended) :
Are you da wun that did the pushin
leff the stains upon the cushion,
footsprints onna dashboard, upside down?
If yer the wun wif sly woodpecker
done it to muh girl Rebecca
Den I fink youd bedder leeve dis town.
Yas Ise da wun whut did the pushin
and left der stains upon the cushion
and futprins onna dashbord upside daown
an ever sints Ise had yer dawter
Ise had trubba passing wadder
so I guess we’re even allah round.
Dat wus Sol anna Harmonius hebrews onna accordions, thankayou boyz.
Now I’m reeeeelllleeeee offended.
*bites a toe*
;P
Donkee Harrassment, let mee show u it.
YOWSA!!! When wus the lass time you tried to shake a donkee offen yer tow, Deyre wurst than lobstahs. Das it , eyes wearing crokers from naow on.
Ooh, doze r tastee.
Deer Diaree…….. jakpot!
0.o Why is everyone lolspeakin in a comment? You can’t read half of them
no You caint read haff ob dem, we’se fluid in lolspeeke
tradishun…adn beecuz wii wunt tew!
Iz taht ackompneed by a Fiddler Awn a Rufe?
Cuz datz wut wii do heer. Itz fun – yew shud try it.
Reedin lolspeak taeks sum praktiss, buchoo giddit ebenchully.
Wel, lolspeakin iz wut iytz awl abaowt; iyf yuu wunt sumfyng eylse, yuu hasta goes awn CNN oar stuf liek taht.
Lolspeek is jest eggsactlee lyke findin yer way to Carnegy hall. Pwactice man, pwactice.
It keeps out the illiterate.
LOL!!!
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Dat donkee is purty klebber I just wish the bonking wud end.
Why SolnEsther?? Yew luk gud wif tohse donkey bonk on yor head!!!
Hmmm… Yew do haz kwite a few doh.
I hazza hammer.. maybe we cud whak a bonk and flattin tehm owt!!!
Youse gwine ter uses a hammer to flatten out summa muh lunks? Do dat werx?
Oanley iyf weez duz iyt veree veree cairefullee, tu avoidses enny perminint damayge tu yur hed!!!
hammur no wurk. u bonk wun, annuddur pop up on opposite side.
Make u crazee.
only 3 cheezeburgers??? people is not like quagmire???
nawt sew mutch.
Goggie, Brian iz nize, doh.
GOOOOO!!!!!
da wimminz alwayz choozez da food ovah da menz!
Iyts rlly amayzyng haow, in teh burd wurld, teh bois be alwais sew muches beyootifuller tahn teh gurls.
Mebbee liek inna pikshur, gurlburds duz iympoartunt tings liek nouryshyng demseylves, wile boiburds jes strutses aroun hammin iyt up:
Hmmmm, doan hasta be a rokkit sientyst tu figger owt tihs wun owt!!!!!
Omgz. Dis da GREATEST lolANYTING Iz evah seed!!!1!!
Who else but quagmire?
*Who Else But Quagmire Theme*
giggity giggity GIGGITY lets have secks
SIR AI APLORD YAW KWOTE.
hey haha
ALRIIIIGGGHHHTTT…..
isnt suppust 2 b vat du peekock shoes offf 4 duh girrl and day makke baabis?
Dis are wot mai peecock duz!1! And peehen always tieks no notice
Wohd dhua phuhck iizs eufferiiwhun tawcky’n ‘bawd?
haha gots 2 luv family guy
OOOOOOOOH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I FOUND YOOOOOOOOU