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eye think sumfing haz crashd on ur puter.
picture: HaveBlue. lol caption: chech1965
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Tru meening of Infinite.
And then when you takes your keyboard in for repair, the snooty teks komplain about the cat hair inside the keybord. I once had a snooty tek komplain about the dried cat vomit inside my non-funkshuning VCR. (snooty huzband also komplained about that.)
Luks lyek dis keybord culd has da kitteh drool on it alsew.
Pipl go vakashun wen pade an happi. keebords go vakashun wen kitteh-druuld. So, kitteh-druul is komputa moni an’ mayks keebords happi.
Fangz fur teh image, CH d:
**rhsb trys 2 figger owt hao kitteh vomit got insyde da vcr….
The stoopid designers and manufakshuers put AIR VENTS on top of the VCR casing!!!!! OBVIOUSLY these people grew up widdout kittehs in their lives…..
oar goggies oar rats oar all teh minny taipes uv varmints!!
I can so relate to tihs, CH! Once, mai kitteh pooked up a hareball awn top ov/ in to mai cable box. Rite awn top ov teh power supply. Berry smelly. An non-funshunal. So I tooked it bak to the cable companee, an tehy wuld nawt belief me wehn I sed taht it wuznt eber gonna werk agin.
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I feelz sorree fer teh tech hoo had to refurbush taht bawks.
I had one who akshulee peed on top of teh cabil box….I had to frow it innna trac….trsha…garbabe can.
wuz yur kitteh mekkin commint awn teh stayt ov teh netwerx yew wuz wochin??
oar juss been teh regyewlur tee vee critik..?
i can pee on it fur yoo. datz wat dey git fur komplain!!1!!
lol, wen mai yunger boi wuz 5, himz wuz playin on teh kompyooter wun mornin an frowed up on teh keybord, dint bovver him kuz himz wuz yoozin teh maus to play a gaem, dint need teh keybord. i gotted it kleend up, but taht wuz just teh beginnin ob a verree long and messee day…
lotsa teks can tell if u haz a kitteh jes by looking in ur computer’s innardz.
cuz da fan sux in all da fur
cat like typing detected
or
cat like napping detected
or
don’t bother me, I’m calling the mothership
or
why doesn’t the cheezeburger function key work now?
or
kitty passed out wating for ICHC to load…
deffenytlee teh last wun….zzzzzzzzzzzzz (Iz afraad to press teh F10, I dunnoez whut wud happen!)
BingLol!!
Ai fink kitteh iz makin good use of tiem spent watin 4 da stoopy dial-up to change payjis.
kitteh told to hit enny key, an she didz an wayted an wayted an yawn an wayted for sumtin to happen an yawn an zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep……
And still the kitteh sleeps peacefully….
wut yoo sai? mai compy coo…cu…can’t see it….
Ai knoes da feelin/feline. Dere r dayze ai kud goes 2 sleep on mai puter, 2.
Todai iz won ov dem, unforshunatelee.
There are days when there is not enough coffee in the universssszzzzzzzzzzz….
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gtfrvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…)
..huh? wha? surry, i wuz sooo tird…..
-_-
kitteh feld azleap dreeminz bowt teh wyt stachuette cat adn iz playin owt teh capshun:
Duz yew cum heer F10..?
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ack! Heddesk!
or, Ai WOOD hit hed on teh desk, but still bizzy kleening up after HAAAAAAkitteh
splortage awl obber teh playze. Yu tink kittehpook is bad in macheen? Hows abowt braynes awl obber teh keyboord…..ugh. Watta mez.
hed desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Az yew awl noe – der am yce abalubul at teh Tybooteek
I am wunderz wat tie…tye…dat ting is? Am missing part where iz started?
Tiebooteek iz jes liek it sez: ‘a boutique that sells ties.’
Haowebber, yu can geyt ennyting dere; cloathes, shuz, fuud, wutebber yur lil hart desyres.
Appairentlee, tehy ar xpandyng, addyng a theeatur, a Pierce Brosnan rume, & uther stuf.
Rite naow dere pie stall be preetee byg; dey haz awl kyndes ov pies adn udder guudees.
Sew rlly, yur ymaginashun iys teh lymit az tu wut yu can geyt dere!
When one can’t think of enneething, offer congrachumalashuns to CH! U wantz chawklit caek oar wud u liek sum pi frum teh pi stawl-on-wheels?
maybee sum key lyme pi fur this wun?
an sum sleepie tyme teeeeeeeeeee toooooooo
yessss plzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….. -_-
Yay! An wii eetz it down in the paw-paw patch!
Ai memeber taht singin gaym! Frum 1st grayd….ohh, ai’m gettin OWLD! Grant skool, Redondo beach, CA, ‘62-’63…TEW lawng agoe…
Heh heh, I’m so old I onlee remembererz it frum when mai kittenz wuz littul
Pie? Like, in blooberry pie? Or French apple? Or lemon merangay? Or chocklate?????
OR – did I read inkorrectly, and U asked if I wanted anything from the “pistols on wheel?” In which case, I like Glock model 38, a .45 Ruger, and a standard hand phaser. Thnx.
CH u crakk me upz! Off to teh pie-in-teh-face stool fur U !
no0o00ooo… the onlee wepuns we haz is PIE inna face!! it’s teh PIE STAWL.
wud u like sum pi? with whippy creem whippt by reel devo skwirrills? enny flavr u want… just thot key lyme wud b appropreeyat fur this lolpic!
Yes – I luvs key lime pie! And I hates the pie in da face or food fites…I hates to see any food wasted…sumthin’ abouts the starvin childrens of the whirled.
I did akshually inherit a sizeable gun collekshun from deceesed first huzband – but wuzzn’t an interest of mine, so I ended up selling most of it. By then, I wuz married again, and when new huzband, gun buyers and I were hauling out the rifles and pistols, etc to the buyers’ cars, I’m sure my naybors feered I wuz taking over the nayborhood.
don’t evvur go onna cruz then… I had a big sad thinkin abowt all teh fuds that got throwed away becaws they just had SO much uf it!!
we’ll maek sur that if we do a pi inna face it will jus be a whippy creem pi wich is moastly air ennywai.
Heer’s some key lime pie for U! l>
werld dominashun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…..
aftur napzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
(lol)
Ai’ll taek teh standard hann phazer—-whut? Tehy haz teh lazerz awnna planez dat kan kil teh tanksez; whai kan’t ai hab a phazer?
chawklit caek….ummmmmmmmmmmm
;D
caek? where?! PARTI TIME!!!!! *<=D
Kitteh function keh not workin.
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Yay, CH! Your first nawt second! *toots horn and tosses confe…konfet…colored string about*
i eated yur colur streeng awf da flore
fanks for da snak!
Hehehe…hope you enjoyed your snak!
Ai nawt kleenin teh litter boks after u, 626!
uh huh… wut goes in.. must come ow!t
jus duzzn’t pull………… plz
lol! I’s had to do dat before…
neider me nor teh kitteh much enjoiyed it!
mai bad xperiens with tinsel… let me tell u abowt it!
noes srsly. teh vet sed do NAWT pull. cud hurt teh insides. cut up teh cotton ball……. take one small piece an put teh vasoline all ober it and make like a pill and stick down teh froat……… will push teh string, band, ribbon an wutebber awt.
My kittehs do tihs ALL TEH TIME! Speshully now taht I hav laptop an sit in bed. Tehy ambul akros keybored, hit Fkey that dims down screen, add 555555555555555555555 ………………..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to whaever I tipe.
Not rite now, both sownd asleep.
yessturdai, mi roomies kitteh Fluffy, fawled asleepy awn my laptop too tymes,…..boff tymes ai ended up habin to restore my puter…donnno wat she did ….but she did it guud!!!
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ai sinse lerned to keep to top closseded….
Dat’s a wize aidea. Sayfer foar bofe kitteh AN pyooter!
i hitz wrong butnz. Ur rumatez kitteh keeld yr cumputr dwnloadink nautee kitteh
pikturz.
stolz yr crdit cardz numbr .
iz jok.
but maybee nawt…
kitteh iz liek dat sums tymez.
ai fink tey like teh warm
Deer Gramma,
ai hoepz yu awr dooin gud. Mr. Kalllyko iz dooing otae. Tewdae wii…
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Mine iz moar liek, Dear Mom, here’s teh link I wuz talkin abowt*SEND* Dang, teh cat dun sented mai email!!!!!!
lol!
gud wun, zauberflote!
Fanks, No1IP! wgwgudi guydiwpglidggggggggggggggggg oops, tehre goze dat fat cat agin!
lolz! ai laffs alot beecuz ai losteded mai hed wif teh tew kyoot tikulush kitteh!
how dos yoo maik teh funni faic? i can has know how, plzkthnx? plz plz plz?
‘F10′ must be lolspeak for ‘Z’
dis thred needs moar F10
lolz!
Mah meezur, Simon, is furevur layin on teh “escape” key. I tink hes tryin to tell me sumthin.
Ai tink himz trian ta telz yu himz onto yuz escape rout. Hez alredy gottin itz bloked.
OR himz tinks yoo needz too get OFF teh pooter and pay ate….ati… spend time wif himz. dat sound rite?
Tech Support: “Sorry to have you stay on hold so long, sir.
I really hope you didn’t mind the malfunction in the Muzak as well; sorry we had to play the same song over and over for three hours.
Now, how may I help you? First of all, is your computer plugged in? That’s very important, you know. And have you logged on with the proper password……..?”
Kitteh: “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”.
Tech Support: “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
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I wuz on phone with tech support – apparently in India, as not only my tek had heavy aksent, but so did hiz supervizor, and all the other teks in background be talking in what sounded like Hindi. Anyway, I wuz on phone 85 minutes!!!!!! Tek kept asking me to hit “yay key” – I kept saying “you mean “y?” “no, hit the “yay” key.” “I don’t have a yay key. Wht iz a Yay key?” He got kinda of p.o’d at me – “the yay key – yay as in apple!” And that be the eazy part of the 85 minute ordeal. This wuz to fiks huzband’s laptop – apparently Norton Anti-Virus duz not un-install all that ezily.
Toooz funni! Kin ub liek mai hubby spekez de spanis. Ai uzed ta teez himz cuz he wuld de Y soun ta de J soun and de J soun ta da Y soun sew he wuld say tingz liek, You want to go to the Yunk Jard. Afta many yerz Ai stil haz to laf.
Soree. Wuz ta chanj de sounz. Mai off focusness (must refocus) Ai haz dat.
Tek purrson sounds like he beez south indian
if you haz to talk to deh south indian teck support purrson againz
this beez deh key to deir yay bee see
yay bee see dee yee yef gee
hetch aiiee jeh keh yel yem yen voo
pee que rrr yes tee U vee w yex y zed
P.S. Wuz Ur laptop problem solvded?
hetch …..AIIEE ..?????? soundz liek teh sound u maekz wen u fawlz ofn a cliff…
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AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee…………..*thud*
Yes, problem wuz solved, after 85 EXCRUTIATING minutes!!!!!! Tech had an attitude, and when ‘nuther problem popped up while working on first problem, tech vehemntly denied it wuz konneckted, had to force my way through that fite. It wuz terrible. It wuz huzband’s laptop; only reason I didn’t give up phone and let huzband deal wid it: my huzband speeks with aksent (Arabic) and I KNEW he and Indian tech would have 0 communikashun. But at one point in my exasperayshun, huzband started giggling at my frustercatsion – and I ended up waving a certain finger at him while I be on phone with tech. One MORE thing to konfess to the preest…..(This be two days ago – I had to get a peece of Zauberflot’s chocolate cake out of the refrigerator to kalm myself down.)
tank yooz for teh publik serbiss, taht may kom in verree yoosful sum day
Iyndian -Merikan alphamabet= ROFLCOPTER!!11!!!
oh CH tat is muchly funnneeee………..ai’m lolling out loud agin!! (I know but Monk says it!!)
Cookie’s Human :
Aktuall cunvursashn : frm India 2 mi las wek
“Now Mizz, Pleaeez to be keeping the calm…pleeze to be pushing the “paahoon”
battin on the device.”
Me: WHAT?!
“Pleeeze to be pushing the “paahon” battin on you device, nor now, pleeze.”
Me: I cannot understand..what is the “paahon” battin?!
OH OK…The POUND BUTTON.
Den mai hed splodeed.
BAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…aha….ha…… soree, but dat was SO funny! “den mai hed sploded” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
LOL. Luv teh commentz.
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@ salleh:
u needz 2 chek yr crdet cardz statmniz…
yr overlord downlud kitty pron…
luk 4 dis IP “www.hawtkittehz.com” on yr statmintz..yul c.
re-formatz compy, hide yr moneh cardz.
Yr Overlord iz kleavur.
hi peep,
over on lolspeak wiki, ai am a member, cood u go obber an write me a private email…..please ! I don’t noes wat ur talwking about ..but diz nawt teh plaise !!! yikes…..I don’t ebben has a credit card to teh best ov my nowlej….
iz bout yr rumatz kitteh..iz eval en downludz nawty kitteh pikturz on yr
computr
iz sez 2 chkz yr credtcardz 4 chrgez u no maks.
kittehz do dat sumtymz…
mai kitteh bot a trokcul islnd 1 tyme…
credt stil veree bad cuz ov her.
Bess to be much careful win messing wif kitteh porn. Is nawt leagal.
SolnEsther- I noes! Datz wahi iz telz her!
Eval kitteh….
tel dat to salleh rummate kitteh….
salleh needz reformatz cumputr…liek now.
tern kitteh en 2 da fedz.
umb…ai haz a kweschun, peep…kan yu naw hit teh reply buttun awn yur puter, or doo yu nawt sii teh buttun, or wut?
@no 1 in particular
I haz dat buttun..I can nawt hit teh buttun cuz der iz a kitteh
sleepn on et
an
i iz afreed.
Lokz liek Basement Cat kinda…
shiver…
Wut doez dat buttin akshully do?
hit it adn sii!
Parently, it putz kittehz to sleeps.
I sorriz !1!!
lok, i haz eval Basement Cat on mai cumputr. I can nawt hit da buttun sumtiemz.
no want Basement Cat 2 giv wraff 2 mai houz.
I haz famulee…
This is just too priceless for haiku: if you’ve got one of the snazzy new Microsoft keyboards, the F10 key runs the spell checker.
HA! Spell checker to lolspeak: Do Not Want!
Spel cheker haz nerbus brakedaown!
LOLSpeak + Spellchecker = BSOD
Wud haf had moar funneh if wuz F5. F5 is holi key of intertoobs.
me betz all teh hoomins all press f10 on their pooter when they seez dis pikachure, no?
LOL. I maed teh lol n I wuz too chicken to tezt it out….
I b crashin ur CSS!
OMG! Tha buton that his paw was on i cheked it is the F10 key!