Cupcake - moar lololololol-ing!!! Yoo hav both maed mai day alreddee an ai just got up!!!

cours, much axee-dent wif em too… But still better wif em

Ai can come to partee? Ai is dressed but ai has no maekup awn. Scairy. Ai bring mai fraish raosted cawfee beenz fur wehn ur Indio runs aot. Mai beenz are Bruhzil Santos. Ai eben raosted dem maiself. Dems good beeenz. Ai’ll brign taost adn budder aftur Kitteh gets a likc of de budder.

Ohai! I’z heer. I’z dressed in mah reglar werk clothes, an mai hares are stil soggee. I hab brot sum zingerman’s sourdo’h bred. I has alzo sum homemaed blakberrie jam an gud butter. (corse, teh kittehs tink dey git teh buttre befoar wii duz)
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I’z nawt a cowfee dwinker, so I’z gunna stik to teh moo-joos.

Ohai Janet an onceajinx an awl u awl Dis pic is fur da win! sew funny!! i lol’d. im already dressed and at wurk. Im wearing white linnen pants and a linnen sleveless blouse under an embrodered silk jaket of dark red wit wite flours (fur real and nawt pretend- i like clothes with an asian flair. Im a seretary/ qa/ whatever at a distributer of O-rings and gaskets in Kennesaw ga) ah bringing da coffe caek and da mangoes

I’s heer! Ai has awn mah reglur werkn clothz as wel. Bloo jeenz, red polo shurt (nawt-lawng sleebz), blak shooz. Ai brung biskits wif awl kindz meats n cheez n ovver stuffs frum Martins n sweet tea, iced for awl ar lolfrenz n teh Souf.

Iz heer 2! I haz awn mai owld pare uv bloo jeenz anna t shurt bcause itz gonna b warm araond heer 2dae. I fink I’ll bring sum froot salad wif mellunz an pinez applz an berristrawz. Derz orrinj jooss 2 - mimosas, NE-1?

I iz in fuzzy green baffrobe an blak ankle splint, wif REEELY bad hair.
I stept in pothole last week and sprayned mai paw.
Den dis mornin I slipt in shower an banged paw agen, so I stays home frum wurk todai an puts ice on mai paw.

well….sints it bee cum as u r, an I not has too pondurr a grand show-off entrants or go run too mah Majikul Donkee Costume Closet, den I has time to join in teh
partee!
*rubs chin thotfullee…Why, Daisy, ur a bloody miracle!…….*

I r dressed verreh simuhlurlee too u, Janet! Wee can bees Bobbsee Twins? (Cept
I suspect dat u mite look a tad bettur shaplee in UR gown dan I…heehee)

An I has brought Folgers wiff Splenda and Pralines an cream coffee mate too teh
compyootur dis moarning. Yummmm….

(ooh, speekin ub teh clothes…I been wailin about not ebbur seeing any LOL clothes furr teh butturballs like me…u see dat add on teh bottom ub page? Noise Bot? If u can hold ur nose thru sum ub teh stinkeree an meen shirts, u will see dat dere are sum Lolly cat types, too! An dey cum up too a men’s 3x! I can has a “I speek LOL Cat!” shirt, in a variety ub wunnurfull colors!)

Ahem…crawls back owtta teh cummurshul and joins teh partee

Just a PSA, doncha noe…

/PS I just maded a teenee mirucul furr mahself…I nebbur reelee new all teh wurd fur dat song refurrunced ubuv..an I went an red….WOW, wuz dat ebbur appropriutt, huh!
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*Donkee leeps wiff unbownded joy! Diss a cleer day, for mee, indeed!!!*

{{{{{{{{{{ALL teh Cheez Peepuls!}}}}}}}}}}}

That explains the many misdirections!

(Wutt a $#1&&! job………

I fawt dat mite b it, but wuz 4lornlee hopin odderwize. Ah, well. Der goze mai chyldhud.

I prefer to say it with a “`” over the “e”.

“Doosh” is a purrrfektly normul wurd wehr I com from, it just be meenzing “showar”.

Nor dat robot-thing whatchoo bilt in da bakyard.

duz nebuddy rekugnize there childrens wen they is teenagers?

mai mom iz alweyz sayin: whu r yu an whut has yu dun wif mai dawter?

Lolz!