Schrodinger improves accuracy
Schrodinger improves accuracy wif increased sample size
kittehs liek 2 proov schrodinger rong. wait, who iz dis schrodinger hooman?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Iz a paradocks of da tyme/space kontinuummm???
Cat grat ulashuns on nawt secund Cookie !!! Whut bevrig wil makes U smilez?
Chocklate milk. Heavy on da choklate, and wiff whipped cream. (On the rare okkassions I has a can of whipped cream at home, any time I uses it, I gives a spray in each of da kittehs’ bowls. They loves dere white mustaches that they kan licks clean).
For da musik and danse, I think “Blinded Me with Science” iz good.
I doze teh saem fing, mai kitiz luffz wipd kreem. I sush a gud mumma, I maekz dem guushifuudz wif wipt kreem on tawp. Dey luffz it. Iz foar speshul okkayshun.
–Elfi
Nomnomnom hol kitteh faec iz luvvin dis stufz
When I eat a cream cake, my kittehs beg and beg and beg for cream…..then decide they don’t like it. Every damn’ week. [Thursday night is cream cake night].
da choc colate en creem ez veri gud id ain am veri plezed ta join U . . . nawt sur ai ken doda dancie tho
shud ai twirllz an flipzz ur grynd an bump
At the Aquareeum in Denver, dey gave whipt creem to teh tigerz… it wuz so kyoot to see dem hunteen foar teh piles uv creem spred rownd there habitat.
beeg kitteh en leedle kitteh pridy mucha saem saem
Hhhmmmm. Blinded me wif sky ence. ‘nuthur song i not noeing.
But, dat alwayz makes teh dans a liddle moar challenging.
Adn i lubbing deh challengez.
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*goes to d’Beekr Labs.
*confirz wif Igor.
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Reddy, Igor?? Let ‘er rip!!!!
*Music starts.
*mj danses like a rok star!
*Lab lites flashing on & off like a disco.
*Dansing wif the armz adn legs a-flyin.
*Igor b mixing chemiklez wif deh exploshuning resultzez.
*mj leapingz onto teh lab bench.
*Moar blinding flashes.
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*Igor joyning her and dansing like a crazy man.
*(oh, yah, he IZ deh crayzy man.)
*The musik iz throbbing.
*Igor pikking up mj and lifing her ober hiz hed while spinning.
*Moar flashes frum beekrz.
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*Noaw 4 deh big finnish:
*Igor tosses mj to adjoyning lab bench adn tehy bof b
*leapping 2 deh floor in synkronashun.
*Litening-like flash from 47 beekerz at wunst!!!!!
K noa ai blown awy
awesum dspla o skills
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Thomas_Dolby_-_She_Blinded_Me_With_Science_excerpt.ogg
eye traid 2 maek yew teh link 2 teh Tomas Dolby sawng - butt weirdprezz wudden let mii!
but az teh cloo - iz teh funky toon!
ohai — i succeeded wif teh linky down below a little way. to make up 4 not posting your linky, it posteded mine twice. is there an uncertainty principle involved here?
open teh bawx?? noe!! taek teh munnee!!
Taht haz a certain certaintee 2 it!
Dere’s a Wurd Press Bee Beggin Furr a Beetin Principull.
Ebberytiem ai heerz teh song, ai haz flashbaks to teh St Patrikz Dai Dans in 9th grayde. Wuz fun dans, akchully.
An astonisheeng virshuozo display ov teh disco dansing art.
What wuz in thoz 47 flashing beekerez??? moast intersting!!
ai wuz amoast blindeded!!
Onlee Amoast?? Shud hab ben compleetlee.
I fail.
Igor!!! Get moar beekrz!! wii must blinding Janet.
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*Igor goez into bak ruum.
*Cumz out wif 4K beekers 4 JC4K.
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Stand bak ebbery1!!!
Eggsept u, Janet, u stand reeeeeel close.
Reddy Igor?
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*Igor puz on himz welding mask wif
*dubble dark eye pertekshun.
*mj hidez on uzzer side of d’Beeker labz.
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Ok. Go 4 it!!!
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*Igor setz off awl 4 thousend beekrz!!!!!!
*It b teh biggest flash eber seen!!!!!!!!!! Oar not seen,
*depending on wezzer oar not u cubbered ur eyezez.
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R u blindinged noaw, Janet???
Ok - ai think ai ar blindinged noaw. Ai wuz waring mai sunglasses 8), but dint seeseem to halp a lot. an to maek matters eben werse, ai just just riting blind in the dredded wrap-around - an ai hav no idea whut ai just said!!1
But - now what happenz nao. To tell teh trooff *feelz way around wif herz handz in teh lab* ai ar nawt shur wai yoo wanted mee to bee blindinged?
*feelz chayr form* Ai think ai will sit heer - purrhaps sumwun will com an reskew mee?
Well, deh song wuz “blindinged mii wif skyencez” so i feggered u shud b blindinged.
But doant b wurrying. It wearz off in a liddle while. maybe. I hope so.
*goez to chek wif Igor about long term FX.
*feelz fayce foar foar teh sunglasses - findz a comma stuk to her forehed*
Ha!!! Teh problimz seem to bee thiz stoopee comma. Mai sunglasses wuz borked.
Ai shall trai agian. Putz awn sunglasses.
axshully, teh comma wuz on yer chin.
Igor sez not 2 wurry. U’ll b ok. He just wuzn’t reel
eggzactly shur wen.
Ai think this halps a liddle. akshulee, ai has awlaiz been blindinged bai the scinece.
wunz upawn a tiem, a kwiet funnee thing happeneded to mee. When ai wuz reddee to go to collej, in addishun to teh full scholarship ai had to go to teh Universitee ov Meesegun, ai also had wun fur teh Kalamazoo Collej - if ai went az a LOLOL chemistreee majur!!!!
To this day, ai has no idea waht they were thinking!!! Teh IN organik chemsitree wuz fun an eezee - but tehn - eeeeek - teh organik. ai wuz blindingeded fur shur bai taht science!!! It wuz sheer blindingeded luk taht ai got awt of that alieve!!!
ummm - cweenmj? ar yoo still there??
If yoo ar, cud yoo pleez hold mai hand? an maybee sing mee a liddle sawng.
Ai ar suddenlee feeling a bit lonelee, heer awl bai maiself.
U aren’t alone. I just habbing teh intermittent
internetz.
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Hang on while I finding a good song.
Here ya go, dis b 1 uv mai faborites.
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Money tawkz
But it dont sing adn dans
And it dont wok
Az long az I can hab u heer wif me
Id much ravver be
Forebber in bloo genez
Honeyz sweet
But it aint nothin next to babehz treat
And if youll pardon mii
Id like to say
Wii’ll do okay
Forebber in bloo genez
Mebbee 2nite
Mebbee 2nite by teh fyre
All alone u adn i
Nothin arownd but the sownd
Of my hart adn ur size
Money tawks
But it dont sing and dans
Adn it cant wok
As long az I can hab u heer wif me
Id much ravver be
Forebber in bloo genez
Dat 1 wenting out 2 our deer fren janet,
adn awl ub teh cheezpeepz who b noeing
dat money iz not beeing deh most
important thing.
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Teh mostest important fingz in life b teh
thingz u can’t b holding. Thingz like frend
shipz adn lub. Sunshine and teh smell uv
teh fresh cut grass. teh laff uv a baby adn
uv corse, teh purr uv deh kitteh.
Hhhmmm. Must hab bored Janet 2 sleep.
*pulls blankee ober her and tuks it up.
nitee-nite frend. I goez to sleep noaw 2.
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
*snugglez into blamkee wif hed awn comfee pillos.*
*sleepee voyce murmurz* ‘Nite, cweenmj. Thankz fur holding mai hand when ai needed itzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. . .
You shouldn’t be lonely, that’s sad!
Blargh! Teh disco, it are ded!
whoooah !!
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that wuz teh awsum.
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*Pd’B turns up teh amplyfrier to 11*
*teh lights uv teh city go dim fer a moment*
*firing up teh anthum of d’Beaker Laboratories*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
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as requested by C’sH, and speshally fer cweenmj!!1!
Spynl Tap ref! WIN!
whoooah !!
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that wuz teh awsum.
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*Pd’B turns up teh amplyfrier to 11*
*teh lights uv teh city go dim fer a moment*
*firing up teh anthum of d’Beaker Laboratories*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
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as requested by C’sH, and speshally fer cweenmj!!1!
eef yew r neading teh noo supplie ov beekurz, Pd’B..?
eye haf kontax 4 yur attenshun. Mebbeh teh Tywonon ees connexshun kud restawk yur far eest dibizyun ov Beekur labs.
Juss teh sujjezchun -
mebbeh teh He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last rezort?
Uuummm. Cud u translait taht last bit? Mai babelfish just lukked at mee like I wuz frum anuzzer planet wen I wuz asking it 2 b providing deh tranzlatingz.
cweenmj - thank gudness yur commints ar in teh brayul, too (wich - ai dont kow hao, ai suddenlee can reed -wich is a gud thing as ai ar blindinged -
yoo can uze teh babelfish?
It lukz kinda hard too mee. To uze, ai meen. Seemz hard. Lukz - alaz - ai cannawt luk at enething.
Or Iz mebe a paraBox
Or mebe jus UPS delivr gon badd
no, we juss approshus teh normul distribyooshun wiv moar kittehz in moar boxis. shreddingers experminenz nawt akyoorut wiv juss 1 kitteh.
eyem finkin shreddingur neadz teh biggur bawxiz 2!!!
Paradocks is like Dr Tinycat and Dr Seuss? Or mebbe Dr Spock and Dr Zhivago? Or Dr Kildare and Dr J, even?
Feelz DavecanhasDrTinycat’s commint wif her fingers.
O hai, DavecanhasDrTinycat. Ai liek yur paradocks - s. Has yoo gibben ene moar thot to getting yurself a kitteh?
Yeah, me still might go down to teh pound and get wun. If I does, I’s gunna name hims Doc.
This is unlikely. The time-space continuum paradox (note: continuum is spelled with a “c”, not a “k”
has little to do with this exceptionally bizarre picture of cats sitting in boxes, on a road. Please limit yourself to matters that you may shine at–namely, gaming, sleeping and possibly engaging in conversation with your dog–and leave real science to more qualified individuals.
If you don’t like this website and despise the people on it, why on earth are you here in the first place????
Oooh anudder condesendin tool. Dis fred is full of em.
Eiver dat, or dis guy is troll of the furst stripe.
Eiver way: DO . . . NAWT . . . WANT!
Michael Synthin - ai think yoo shud find awt waht this iz awl about befoar yoo speeks anc maeks yurself luk so sillee!!!
In the first plaice, we ar speeking lolcat heer - nawt nermal Ingerlish.
Next - wee do nawt doo teh capshuning - we just commints awn tehm an haz fun. It duzzn’t hav too maek sense. Awl it needs to do iz be charming an funneh.
An - O deer mee. Yoo appeerz to be a compleet idiot!!! Yoo shud reed moar about hoo we heer reelee ar. Ai hav - or thot ai did - much about teh kwalitee ov teh peeple heer. Moast wud probablee bee considereded geniuses - taeks a verree speshull kind ov brayne to be ablul to play heer.
An Last - LOL!!! Wun ov teh moast brilliynt sintists in teh WHIRLD haz comminted rite heer awn this paige!!!! There AR no moar qualified indivudualz!!!
Reelee - yoo cleelee hav no kloo waht we ar doing heer. But we know waht YOO ar doing heer. Namelee maeking a phool ov yurself an at teh sayme tiem expozing yurself az a meen spirited sort ov purrson taht nun ov uz wud liek at awl.
So - pleez go away. We doo nawt now - oar ebber - wish to plai wif yoo. Yoo wud bee too udderlee boring.
Gotz ta luv da fiziks kittehs!
“dese bumpr kars suk, where am ferus weel?”
O Mai . . . an U tew Crapt
wif ferus skwirl uv corse.
I wanna be the TA!
an that wuz the nawt sekund taim ai seen a pic wif no kommints- is hard to say sumfin intrestin…
Dese kittehs luk liek dey fell off delivry truck
improof akkuraseee? wen teh targets r awl spred owt liek that?
onlie wif a masheen gun.
ai dunno whut Schrodinger meenz
aim ai jus stoopi plez xsplaen
quantum fizix. shreddingur’s cat am teh faymuz sperrymint / consept.
mebbeh yew kan googul it eez ear dan eye can spain it…?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger’s_cat
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hoep dat halpz…
Noa ai tink iz bedda ta jus nawt no sumtings
kthnx 4ur halps
shoor duzzunt halp wif teh howzwerk oar payin teh billz!!