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Cookie's Human

It be a happy death.

Cookie's Human

But rubs my beely for three seconds, and I comes alive again! Watch out!

Cookie's Human

That be belly, of course; not beely.

rodney dill

Is only mostly dead, but Miracle Manx will cure.

gremlin

It wuld taek a meerakel!

 
LOLDemon

@@@@@@ fr “Miracle Manx”

guccisnickers

why is your name “LOLDemon”?

 
 
 
 
 
gremlin

SPLORT WARNING!!! Heer, ebberybuddy - teh CCC has bazillyuns uv CHRGs!

Tayk wun befoar lukking too lawng at this pikshor!

Congrats to yoo, CH - yoo kept it awl togethur enuff to win teh furvest frum last post! Yay!

no 1 in particular

Ohai! tanx foar teh CHRG, gremlin! ai awlmost splorteded. ai goteded it just in tym!

 
 
Little Bird

Of course, it bee onlee a “leetle deth”. Shakespeer wuz won cewel dude. At leest tahts wut Ai alwaes thot dis song wuz aboot.

CrazyOldLady

Interesting interpretation, Little Bird….I think I will pay more attention to the lyrics now!

 
 
 
 
altosinger

Ohh, NOOOOoooes! SSSSSpppppllllloooorrrttttt!!!!!1!!11!!

Cookie's Human

I, who am almost splort-proof, came close to splorting when I saw the earlier pikshur of the four little kitties coming out of da box. The only thing that saved my brain from sploding was imagining hugging and carrying all four kitties at one time, then how nice it would be to curl up wid dere little kitty purrs and drift off to sleep wid dem.

Maybe that be the preventive for da splorting: use da brain to imagine hugging and kissing the cute little kitty…Yes, sometimes the alternate realitee be a good thing….

gremlin

Then agin - ther’z alwayz - TAKX RETURNS - ACK!!

OK, reality’s bak nao!

gmawairsgreneshuz

Ai gitz help wif it nd redy tu print nd printr wut maid nice mapz yesdy spitz owt plane papur tudai . Halpz!

gmawairsgreneshuz

so taikz a brake tu plai wif frenz, ub cors. Stil gotz a weke, nawt?

 
cweenmj

If deh printer gibs u plane paper, make paper planez!!!!

 
 
 
 
gremlin

Altosinger - I halps yoo.

Brayns ebberywhar! *mop mop mop*
Yooz lukkin payl. Heerz sum choklit to hold it awl togethur *hands choklit to AS*

We’re tukkin! We’re taypin! Teh sawft blankee heer in mah paw is fur yoo. *wrapz sawft blankee arown cheezfren*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Gotha, altosinger. Ai’m taking yoo an yur *scoop scoop scoop* braynes down below wif teh odder viktims!!!

Heer wee gooo!!!

gremlin

Janet, put awn yor sneekers an glubs - itz gonna be a lawng nite!

 
Cookie's Human

O Hai, JCH4K -

Sorry to interupt your brain-pakking-and-klean-up operayshun, but I haz not seen Mary, House O’ Spock for a while. Be she now in Peru?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O Hai, Cookie’s Human. Yes, ai think she was leaving today. ai saw a liddle noat urlier(she came aut of lurking) An sayed goodby. A hole MUNTH we has to do wifout her!!!

An oh!! Cookies Human. An ebree buddee reelee. There was a moast SPLENDID parayde taht Kathleen organized fur cweenmj. yesterday. Did yoo see it?

Ai’ll go get teh - linkee. Maus was - WOW!!! Ai wudn’t have beleeved it pawsibul. an Phillipe - so charming. an gibbocat - veree dashing wif hiz “vrrooom vrrroomm” motorcycle in hiz juj dredd costyoom. an Romeow. an mary wif her parayde piano. an so menee moar. Just wayte. I’ll bee rite bak!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh!!! LOL! cweenmj - there yoo are.

Ok - ebreebuddee - just klick awn cweenmj’s nayme - an then - ummm - the 17 commints place. It wuz quite magnificent!!!

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Du we no wut fur Mary O” wuz go tu depest darkest Peru? Bin mis hur fur daiz naow awlredy.

 
onceajinx

O drat, I mist anudder parayd? Poo.

I bin watchin heer:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tnhimmies/

KAWSHUN, BERREE KEYOOT ALERT!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Onceajinx - yoo can still see cweenmj’s parayde. It just klick awn her name - and the he 17 post where the parade is. It’s reelee sumthing!

 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

CCC cummin threw!!!!
Make way!!!
dere b splort emergenseez b eberywear!!
.
*Startz tossing blankeez, CHRGz, swimming capz,
*& chokklitz awl ober deh plais.
*Getz out deh Braynez Recubbery Vakuum Musheen & plugz it in.
*BVRM (it sez itz name wen it runz)
*sukz up awl deh braynez into deh plastik kup.
Uh-oh. Awl deh braynez r mixted togevver!!!!
How will I b noeing whitch braynez goez in whitch hed???
.
Well, branynes is braynes.
*tukz sum braynez in altosingerz hed adn hedz down deh fred.

altosinger

Fanks sew mush, guise…*deep sigh*…ai fink ai juss sit heer wid teh nise softee blankee—i can has purrpull? an sip tihs nise hawt choklit. Aaaahhh. Fank yew awl.

Zski

I likes yur naem. I singz sekund alto in skool, naow I iz inna band and singz mezzo.

 
 
Cookie's Human

O Hai, Cweenmj -

I iz always missing out on sumthin; but I hears you had a parade recently. Congratulayshuns; I sends a starship to use photon torpedos to lite up the skies like a fireworks display (oops, sorry International Space Station: we kan probably fix whutever we damages).

Wuz there a special okkassion for the parade? I went briefly to your blog, and read some of your desert road trip. Desert road trips - brings back sum wonderful, some funny, some terrible memories.

 
 
 
343GuiltySpark

**SPLODE**

oh mai. i went in for teh snorgles and teh kyootness was juss oberwhelming.

gremlin

Oh no, 343 - nawt yoo too! Heer! *whipz owt mor choklits, duk tayp, blankees*

Each wun, put on yor OWN CHRG befoar halping teh wun neggst to yoo! Kwik!

*mop mop mop* Itz gunna be a bizzee nite!

 
bebbeh kitteh

trai not tu snorgle wiffout snorgle snorkel. Trust mee ai no!11!

 
 
johnson442

And another busy evening for the Cyoot Crash Cart!

gremlin

Awl pawz - STAT!!! - fur teh mannin uv teh Cart! I seez we gots lotsa halp. Look at cweenmj tossin awl teh supplies arownd! Luks like wun uv those air-drops in emerjenseas, when they tosses supplies owt uv playns. Go, cweenmj!

 
 
 
343GuiltySpark

lol i didn get furst commint, but i got furst chzbargr voat! :-)

 
 
johnson442

I no care whut anyboddy sez…The ’80s were not that bad!

shelby

Iz theme fur Momz and Dadz sumer party.
I iz afraid. Mite get lost in sum girls big hare.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:D Akshulle - tehy reelee were kinda spiffee!!!

onceajinx

Da moozick wuz AWESUM! Ahem… in playsis…. Et leest disko wuz gawn…

Tessie

Duz yoo ware yur sunglasses at nite?

 
SolnEsther

Yes! ‘Death Before Disco’ the 80’s were pleh, R Reagan and G H W BUSH and I was still married to wife before Esther (wife number pleh) Not Want

 
 
Shna

Teh musik wuz spiffee — an teh sholdur padz wur berry niftee tew. :D

 
 
Noobalox

*checks to make sure CHRG is on & duct-taped in place*

*thinks a second, then puts a football helmet on over CHRG just for added protection*

ya, mai family thinks im weird cause I like 80s music much much better than crap dat gets passed off as music 2day

…. oh noes, here it comes….

*muffled SPLORT! sound*

wut do u no, it akshully wurked dis time… I think… any brains leeking out?

onceajinx

I fink dat wurkt purtee good! Awl da importint bits wuz well contaynd! Essept I miss da way da fingurs uv da CHRG jump up when yoo go splort!

 
Johnson442

Yeah…funny how yer mind buzzes a bit…after the splort…not that bad, actually…

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Dat’s da funnee. ai fawt the 80s mewsik wuz bad cumpair tu 50s oar eevun 40s. Letz heer sum Glen Miller :-)

cweenmj

oh, gmawgs, u shud b getting deh XM radio and tune it 2
deh 40s channel. Iz also on teh DirecTV music channelz.
Berry soothing…..

altosinger

Funnee fing—wen ai wuz inn collij, teh big fing wuz teh big bann mewsik, an taht wuz in teh mid-70’s! Teh homekominng dans hadd tew banns—rokk an bigg bann—an teh bigg bann rume wuz full, an teh rokk tume wuzzn’t! Ai LUBB teh big bann stuffs.

SolnEsther

Inna mid ’70s when music died and disco reigned, I took muh earses in seberal udder directshuns looking fer sumtin I could learn to like. Big Band and jazz filled the musical void for several years. Then I met my Esther and she lernt me how to appreciate the opera.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Uh oh.
*rummage rummage*
*fro stuffs orf mai kawfee tabul*
*mutters* where is mai CHRG(wdoi)?
*rummages summoar*
drat.
too late. reminds mee too mush ov mai kitteh when he wuz a bebbeh!!!
sssssssssssppppppppppllllllllllllllllooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
oopsie. I fink I’z missink mai branez nao.

gremlin

PB2K - I halpz. Lukkily teh CCC is fully stokked! This behbeh is danjurus!

*pulls own CHRG on tite, tayps it down*

Ther. Nao. Wher wuz I? Oh, PB2K, yoo por thing. I gitz a scoop fur yoo. *scoop scoop, pat pat* Teh brayns is mostly bak in. Hallo! Can yoo heer meh! Wayv a paw if yor OK!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh gremlin - ai ar so glad yoo ar heer.

Ai browt altosinger - see - down heer to bee wif teh odders.

an ai brawt her brayns, too.

so - *ploooooP* Awl in. *pat pat pat* *tug tug tug* - CHRG(wdoi) FIRMLEE in plaice.

Sit heer qietlee fur a wile - sawft blankee (bloo) an thzi nice choklit.

Yur gonna be just fine.!!

altosinger

Ai’m feelin mush bettah nao. Pheew. That wuz th ruff!

 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs