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O ai, ai jus died n ur armz 2nite

karaoke tiem!

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  1. Cookie's Human says:

    It be a happy death.

  2. abbycat says:

    pore lil fuzzy

  3. altosinger says:

    Ohh, NOOOOoooes! SSSSSpppppllllloooorrrttttt!!!!!1!!11!!

    • Cookie's Human says:

      I, who am almost splort-proof, came close to splorting when I saw the earlier pikshur of the four little kitties coming out of da box. The only thing that saved my brain from sploding was imagining hugging and carrying all four kitties at one time, then how nice it would be to curl up wid dere little kitty purrs and drift off to sleep wid dem.

      Maybe that be the preventive for da splorting: use da brain to imagine hugging and kissing the cute little kitty…Yes, sometimes the alternate realitee be a good thing….

    • gremlin says:

      Altosinger – I halps yoo.

      Brayns ebberywhar! *mop mop mop*
      Yooz lukkin payl. Heerz sum choklit to hold it awl togethur *hands choklit to AS*

      We’re tukkin! We’re taypin! Teh sawft blankee heer in mah paw is fur yoo. *wrapz sawft blankee arown cheezfren*

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Gotha, altosinger. Ai’m taking yoo an yur *scoop scoop scoop* braynes down below wif teh odder viktims!!!

      Heer wee gooo!!!

      • gremlin says:

        Janet, put awn yor sneekers an glubs – itz gonna be a lawng nite!

      • Cookie's Human says:

        O Hai, JCH4K -

        Sorry to interupt your brain-pakking-and-klean-up operayshun, but I haz not seen Mary, House O’ Spock for a while. Be she now in Peru?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          O Hai, Cookie’s Human. Yes, ai think she was leaving today. ai saw a liddle noat urlier(she came aut of lurking) An sayed goodby. A hole MUNTH we has to do wifout her!!!

          An oh!! Cookies Human. An ebree buddee reelee. There was a moast SPLENDID parayde taht Kathleen organized fur cweenmj. yesterday. Did yoo see it?

          Ai’ll go get teh – linkee. Maus was – WOW!!! Ai wudn’t have beleeved it pawsibul. an Phillipe – so charming. an gibbocat – veree dashing wif hiz “vrrooom vrrroomm” motorcycle in hiz juj dredd costyoom. an Romeow. an mary wif her parayde piano. an so menee moar. Just wayte. I’ll bee rite bak!!

    • cweenmj says:

      CCC cummin threw!!!!
      Make way!!!
      dere b splort emergenseez b eberywear!!
      .
      *Startz tossing blankeez, CHRGz, swimming capz,
      *& chokklitz awl ober deh plais.
      *Getz out deh Braynez Recubbery Vakuum Musheen & plugz it in.
      *BVRM (it sez itz name wen it runz)
      *sukz up awl deh braynez into deh plastik kup.
      Uh-oh. Awl deh braynez r mixted togevver!!!!
      How will I b noeing whitch braynez goez in whitch hed???
      .
      Well, branynes is braynes.
      *tukz sum braynez in altosingerz hed adn hedz down deh fred.

      • altosinger says:

        Fanks sew mush, guise…*deep sigh*…ai fink ai juss sit heer wid teh nise softee blankee—i can has purrpull? an sip tihs nise hawt choklit. Aaaahhh. Fank yew awl.

      • Cookie's Human says:

        O Hai, Cweenmj -

        I iz always missing out on sumthin; but I hears you had a parade recently. Congratulayshuns; I sends a starship to use photon torpedos to lite up the skies like a fireworks display (oops, sorry International Space Station: we kan probably fix whutever we damages).

        Wuz there a special okkassion for the parade? I went briefly to your blog, and read some of your desert road trip. Desert road trips – brings back sum wonderful, some funny, some terrible memories.

  4. 343GuiltySpark says:

    **SPLODE**

    oh mai. i went in for teh snorgles and teh kyootness was juss oberwhelming.

    • gremlin says:

      Oh no, 343 – nawt yoo too! Heer! *whipz owt mor choklits, duk tayp, blankees*

      Each wun, put on yor OWN CHRG befoar halping teh wun neggst to yoo! Kwik!

      *mop mop mop* Itz gunna be a bizzee nite!

    • bebbeh kitteh says:

      trai not tu snorgle wiffout snorgle snorkel. Trust mee ai no!11!

  5. johnson442 says:

    And another busy evening for the Cyoot Crash Cart!

    • gremlin says:

      Awl pawz – STAT!!! – fur teh mannin uv teh Cart! I seez we gots lotsa halp. Look at cweenmj tossin awl teh supplies arownd! Luks like wun uv those air-drops in emerjenseas, when they tosses supplies owt uv playns. Go, cweenmj!

  6. rayne says:

    extweeeeeem bellayrub

  7. 343GuiltySpark says:

    lol i didn get furst commint, but i got furst chzbargr voat! :-)

  8. Pasha says:

    Musta been something you saidddd

  9. johnson442 says:

    I no care whut anyboddy sez…The ’80s were not that bad!

    • shelby says:

      Iz theme fur Momz and Dadz sumer party.
      I iz afraid. Mite get lost in sum girls big hare.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      :D Akshulle – tehy reelee were kinda spiffee!!!

    • Noobalox says:

      *checks to make sure CHRG is on & duct-taped in place*

      *thinks a second, then puts a football helmet on over CHRG just for added protection*

      ya, mai family thinks im weird cause I like 80s music much much better than crap dat gets passed off as music 2day

      …. oh noes, here it comes….

      *muffled SPLORT! sound*

      wut do u no, it akshully wurked dis time… I think… any brains leeking out?

  10. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    Uh oh.
    *rummage rummage*
    *fro stuffs orf mai kawfee tabul*
    *mutters* where is mai CHRG(wdoi)?
    *rummages summoar*
    drat.
    too late. reminds mee too mush ov mai kitteh when he wuz a bebbeh!!!
    sssssssssssppppppppppllllllllllllllllooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
    oopsie. I fink I’z missink mai branez nao.

    • gremlin says:

      PB2K – I halpz. Lukkily teh CCC is fully stokked! This behbeh is danjurus!

      *pulls own CHRG on tite, tayps it down*

      Ther. Nao. Wher wuz I? Oh, PB2K, yoo por thing. I gitz a scoop fur yoo. *scoop scoop, pat pat* Teh brayns is mostly bak in. Hallo! Can yoo heer meh! Wayv a paw if yor OK!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh gremlin – ai ar so glad yoo ar heer.

        Ai browt altosinger – see – down heer to bee wif teh odders.

        an ai brawt her brayns, too.

        so – *ploooooP* Awl in. *pat pat pat* *tug tug tug* – CHRG(wdoi) FIRMLEE in plaice.

        Sit heer qietlee fur a wile – sawft blankee (bloo) an thzi nice choklit.

        Yur gonna be just fine.!!

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        *wun floofly paw waving, feebly*
        fanks, gremlin! I can has hawt choklit an blankee, purty plz?

        • gremlin says:

          Cummin rite up! Glad to see yor gonna liv!

          *hands PB2K sum choklits an a sweet sawft blankee wif kitteh dezines on it*

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            oh, manee manee fanks, gremlin! An JCH4K and altosinger, too!
            .
            I haz to go, but when I comz bak, ai kin taek a shift running teh CCC.

      • cweenmj says:

        *tosses sum moar brane to gremlin
        Thank goodnesses there b moar peepz to helping wif teh sport emergensee.

  11. shelby says:

    It mustv bean sumting u sadd

    • shelby says:

      ooh waaaay behind wit comment

      *hangs head in same*
      *but gets right over it*

      • kitsunerina says:

        letz jus danz– wif lawtz uv spinnnin!

      • gremlin says:

        No shaym! Itz hard to resist an 80s sawng. I wuntz to joyn in!

        An aym teh slow wun hoo posted teh linkee fur teh YooToob videyo – when itz awlreddy linked below teh pikshor. Cullur me slow an stoopee – oh yah!

        I wuld hang mah hed too, but aym luvvin teh 80s sawng too much. Mayks me wunna bop arownd an git owt mah hi-top whyt Reeboks an put ‘em on. Poofy hayr too!

        80s – I luv ya! When teh myoosik wuz teh happeeh . . .

        • shelby says:

          I puttd on Ded or ‘Live song. Pleez to make room stop spinning. I haz stoppd why room hazznt.

        • kitsunerina says:

          sumtaims ai wish ai cudda ben dere… it sownds liek so much fun! alas, ai am a wee kitteh nawt oawld enuff to ‘member big hare dayze

      • Jenniffuurr says:

        U shudda walkt away?

  12. doctorcat says:

    blarg, i am ded

    • DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

      I was gonna say dat! >:(

      Blargh! I are ded!

      • gremlin says:

        I dont no why but that commint gitz meh evvry tiem! *gigglol*

        Plz nawt to be ded, kitteh! We luvs yoo! *sees wun ey open, then it shuts kwiklee*

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ai noe!!! It’z wun ov mai most favoritists ov lions!!1

        • DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

          I fink dats berry funnies, too!!!

          Dems behbeh kittehs are like dat when dey is sweeping, for sure. Like dat pitcher where teh behbeh kittehs are all sweeping on dems backs on dat bed.

          Flop. Blargh! I are ded!! No, not ded just sweeping! :p

    • s.t.e.n.d. says:

      BLARGGGGGHHH !!!!! :twisted:

  13. snafutti says:

    “to seep, purr chans to dweem…”

  14. no 1 in particular says:

    ai lyk teh pikshur, but ai dunt tink teh capshun iz wurth joking ovver. iz nawt gud feeling wen a pet dyz. speshully wen it dyz in yur armz. it gibz lotsadnlotsa sads. :cry:

  15. Suki says:

    What’s funniest is I just remembered this song today and downloaded it. XD

  16. burnt eyes says:

    bad BO. U has it.

  17. salleh says:

    kaint fink ov anyfing cuter dan bebeh kitnz’ sleep……too bad dey dont noes how to fulli relaxes……diz iz wun tens kittehz….

  18. mugglemary says:

    ai tink tihs bebeh kitteh is all tired owt frum liftin the itty bitty waites on teh floor.
    feel teh burn?
    no tanks.

  19. Jenniffuurr says:

    He’s ded, Jim.

  20. Confused says:

    I am confused by the grammar on this site. What’s up????

    • madamz says:

      Oh hai Confused
      http://speaklolspeak.com/
      mebe dis halp u

    • madamz says:

      Oh hai Confused
      go to
      http://www.lolspeak.com
      for enlightenment

    • madamz says:

      Sry, 1st one nawt 2nd one

    • shelby says:

      ohai Confused
      txt msg xprnce helps.
      Mab Welcome Wagon come n givz u hot choklit and a bankie like dey did 2 me.

    • gremlin says:

      Ohai, Confused. Is speschul langwidge. Yool pik up kwiklee. Fun to mess wit teh wurds – teh frenz is . . . frenly!

      Heerz a CHRG (chikken hed rubber glub) fur preventing teh splorts frum too mush cyoot.

      An a blankee, a majik wun that turns whutever culur is yor fayvrit! An sum choklits. Enjoy!

    • SolnEsther says:

      wassamattah wid the grammer? Grammer is gud! The spellink and punk2ashun can be a highly variable but after no tyme it can be liberating. Nevver needs to worry about “I before E except after Cee” or “When two volwels go walkin, the nawt sekkund does the tawkin”. Lawz of spellink repealed here!, Lawz ob grabbity are not strickly enforced. And laws ob phyziks, Har! it is too larf!

    • matlus says:

      Yea, I’m confused too! :) . I mean in a way this is probably how English should have been in the first place. Most languages I know (that is can speak, read, write) are phonetic, but English is not.

      Even today, if it weren’t for Microsoft word, I’d be in deep do do.

      I’ll keep coming back for more I guess, to see if I can eventually pick it up.

  21. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Blakk Kitteh
    iz verreh vullneruuribbillz.
    Showz herz bayr belleh

    Belleh rubbz woodz beez
    wunnnnndurfullz naow! A deelyte
    beeyawndz deskrippshun!

    Liddill Blakk Kitteh
    heerz awddz noysez awwlz arowndz.
    Wundurrz wut ‘Sploart!’z arz? :-)

    Jack.

  22. Shna says:

    Ai nawt qwite ded.
    Aiz gettin beddur.

  23. oddcat says:

    new wave refrence:priceless!

  24. nismo says:

    oh my ceiling cat! belly rub!!!

  25. expat says:

    We done tol’ u and tol’ u — da oranje onze are poysin!!

  26. Kristin says:

    enneone else read “_o hai_, ai just died n ur armz 2nite”?

  27. LOLDemon says:

    Kitteh awleyz fot it went “O HAI, I jes daid in yr armz tu-nait”. Dis totulee chayngez kittehz persepshun uv hoel sawng.

    (Dis iz nawt a misheering uv mien; I noez hao sawng reelee goez. Jes fot kittehz wud natchurulee fink it wuz “o hai.”)

  28. Ai gnu hear, whar du yew hyd teh CHRG(wdoi) ima reddy to blooooooowwwww

    • altosinger says:

      Hang awn, fikshunkitteh—heer’s a ’50’s stile bavving kap wid iddle-bitti flours. Itt holds inn teh splortz mush moar betterer.

    • LOLDemon says:

      Hang in dayer. Doktur Taineekat iz awn teh wey, b heer ehneee minit nao.

  29. Fank yew Altosinger and LOLdemon, ai feel so much bedder dat sum wun will has been tayk care ob me. Ai apreshe apprich much thankenfull! >^..^<

  30. Alto, i member vose kina bavving kaps, my momma useded ta ware wun, wif fwoppy fowers, fot she luked bery silleh :D

  31. Tessie says:

    Drama Kween Kitteh haz had eggzausting day.

  32. but naoi ai kin see the usinmifulniss ob dem. old fings cum bakc in stile.

  33. critter says:

    Where my snorlke? wanna snorgle dat lil belli much. Good ting cweemj tro’d all dat stuff frum de CCC or I wudda splorted fur sur.

  34. Duffy says:

    Hyoomin got tired of liftin freewayts, cut bak to liftin freekittehs insted. Less strayne on teh upper boddee, but moar strayne on skull keepiong braynes from asplodin.

  35. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh be havin suches a bizzy dae showin awf her kyootness tu ebberboddee, taht her evun maide herseylfe tyred;

    Her jes falled oaver iynto a deep sleepses.

  36. catalogical humor says:

    I shur hope tihs is
    not teh next wave of Rick Roll

  37. Kimberly says:

    So many pictures…. how do I find the original “Bucket” and “Ceiling cat” images…?

    Translation: Epic want! I can haz ceiling cat? I can haz bucket? Wherz dey at?


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