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It be a happy death.
But rubs my beely for three seconds, and I comes alive again! Watch out!
That be belly, of course; not beely.
Is only mostly dead, but Miracle Manx will cure.
It wuld taek a meerakel!
@@@@@@ fr “Miracle Manx”
why is your name “LOLDemon”?
(HAHAHA!!! It’ll take a miracle.)
SPLORT WARNING!!! Heer, ebberybuddy – teh CCC has bazillyuns uv CHRGs!
Tayk wun befoar lukking too lawng at this pikshor!
Congrats to yoo, CH – yoo kept it awl togethur enuff to win teh furvest frum last post! Yay!
Ohai! tanx foar teh CHRG, gremlin! ai awlmost splorteded. ai goteded it just in tym!
Of course, it bee onlee a “leetle deth”. Shakespeer wuz won cewel dude. At leest tahts wut Ai alwaes thot dis song wuz aboot.
Interesting interpretation, Little Bird….I think I will pay more attention to the lyrics now!
pore lil fuzzy
Ohh, NOOOOoooes! SSSSSpppppllllloooorrrttttt!!!!!1!!11!!
I, who am almost splort-proof, came close to splorting when I saw the earlier pikshur of the four little kitties coming out of da box. The only thing that saved my brain from sploding was imagining hugging and carrying all four kitties at one time, then how nice it would be to curl up wid dere little kitty purrs and drift off to sleep wid dem.
Maybe that be the preventive for da splorting: use da brain to imagine hugging and kissing the cute little kitty…Yes, sometimes the alternate realitee be a good thing….
Then agin – ther’z alwayz – TAKX RETURNS – ACK!!
OK, reality’s bak nao!
Ai gitz help wif it nd redy tu print nd printr wut maid nice mapz yesdy spitz owt plane papur tudai . Halpz!
so taikz a brake tu plai wif frenz, ub cors. Stil gotz a weke, nawt?
If deh printer gibs u plane paper, make paper planez!!!!
Altosinger – I halps yoo.
Brayns ebberywhar! *mop mop mop*
Yooz lukkin payl. Heerz sum choklit to hold it awl togethur *hands choklit to AS*
We’re tukkin! We’re taypin! Teh sawft blankee heer in mah paw is fur yoo. *wrapz sawft blankee arown cheezfren*
Gotha, altosinger. Ai’m taking yoo an yur *scoop scoop scoop* braynes down below wif teh odder viktims!!!
Heer wee gooo!!!
Janet, put awn yor sneekers an glubs – itz gonna be a lawng nite!
O Hai, JCH4K -
Sorry to interupt your brain-pakking-and-klean-up operayshun, but I haz not seen Mary, House O’ Spock for a while. Be she now in Peru?
O Hai, Cookie’s Human. Yes, ai think she was leaving today. ai saw a liddle noat urlier(she came aut of lurking) An sayed goodby. A hole MUNTH we has to do wifout her!!!
An oh!! Cookies Human. An ebree buddee reelee. There was a moast SPLENDID parayde taht Kathleen organized fur cweenmj. yesterday. Did yoo see it?
Ai’ll go get teh – linkee. Maus was – WOW!!! Ai wudn’t have beleeved it pawsibul. an Phillipe – so charming. an gibbocat – veree dashing wif hiz “vrrooom vrrroomm” motorcycle in hiz juj dredd costyoom. an Romeow. an mary wif her parayde piano. an so menee moar. Just wayte. I’ll bee rite bak!!
Oh!!! LOL! cweenmj – there yoo are.
Ok – ebreebuddee – just klick awn cweenmj’s nayme – an then – ummm – the 17 commints place. It wuz quite magnificent!!!
Du we no wut fur Mary O” wuz go tu depest darkest Peru? Bin mis hur fur daiz naow awlredy.
O drat, I mist anudder parayd? Poo.
I bin watchin heer:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tnhimmies/
KAWSHUN, BERREE KEYOOT ALERT!!!
Onceajinx – yoo can still see cweenmj’s parayde. It just klick awn her name – and the he 17 post where the parade is. It’s reelee sumthing!
CCC cummin threw!!!!
Make way!!!
dere b splort emergenseez b eberywear!!
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*Startz tossing blankeez, CHRGz, swimming capz,
*& chokklitz awl ober deh plais.
*Getz out deh Braynez Recubbery Vakuum Musheen & plugz it in.
*BVRM (it sez itz name wen it runz)
*sukz up awl deh braynez into deh plastik kup.
Uh-oh. Awl deh braynez r mixted togevver!!!!
How will I b noeing whitch braynez goez in whitch hed???
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Well, branynes is braynes.
*tukz sum braynez in altosingerz hed adn hedz down deh fred.
Fanks sew mush, guise…*deep sigh*…ai fink ai juss sit heer wid teh nise softee blankee—i can has purrpull? an sip tihs nise hawt choklit. Aaaahhh. Fank yew awl.
I likes yur naem. I singz sekund alto in skool, naow I iz inna band and singz mezzo.
O Hai, Cweenmj -
I iz always missing out on sumthin; but I hears you had a parade recently. Congratulayshuns; I sends a starship to use photon torpedos to lite up the skies like a fireworks display (oops, sorry International Space Station: we kan probably fix whutever we damages).
Wuz there a special okkassion for the parade? I went briefly to your blog, and read some of your desert road trip. Desert road trips – brings back sum wonderful, some funny, some terrible memories.
**SPLODE**
oh mai. i went in for teh snorgles and teh kyootness was juss oberwhelming.
Oh no, 343 – nawt yoo too! Heer! *whipz owt mor choklits, duk tayp, blankees*
Each wun, put on yor OWN CHRG befoar halping teh wun neggst to yoo! Kwik!
*mop mop mop* Itz gunna be a bizzee nite!
trai not tu snorgle wiffout snorgle snorkel. Trust mee ai no!11!
And another busy evening for the Cyoot Crash Cart!
Awl pawz – STAT!!! – fur teh mannin uv teh Cart! I seez we gots lotsa halp. Look at cweenmj tossin awl teh supplies arownd! Luks like wun uv those air-drops in emerjenseas, when they tosses supplies owt uv playns. Go, cweenmj!
extweeeeeem bellayrub
lol i didn get furst commint, but i got furst chzbargr voat!
Musta been something you saidddd
I luvs it! 80s ref!
See the video:
an whut did ai sey?
luv A-Ha
I no care whut anyboddy sez…The ’80s were not that bad!
Iz theme fur Momz and Dadz sumer party.
I iz afraid. Mite get lost in sum girls big hare.
Da moozick wuz AWESUM! Ahem… in playsis…. Et leest disko wuz gawn…
Duz yoo ware yur sunglasses at nite?
Yes! ‘Death Before Disco’ the 80’s were pleh, R Reagan and G H W BUSH and I was still married to wife before Esther (wife number pleh) Not Want
Teh musik wuz spiffee — an teh sholdur padz wur berry niftee tew.
*checks to make sure CHRG is on & duct-taped in place*
*thinks a second, then puts a football helmet on over CHRG just for added protection*
ya, mai family thinks im weird cause I like 80s music much much better than crap dat gets passed off as music 2day
…. oh noes, here it comes….
*muffled SPLORT! sound*
wut do u no, it akshully wurked dis time… I think… any brains leeking out?
I fink dat wurkt purtee good! Awl da importint bits wuz well contaynd! Essept I miss da way da fingurs uv da CHRG jump up when yoo go splort!
Yeah…funny how yer mind buzzes a bit…after the splort…not that bad, actually…
Dat’s da funnee. ai fawt the 80s mewsik wuz bad cumpair tu 50s oar eevun 40s. Letz heer sum Glen Miller
oh, gmawgs, u shud b getting deh XM radio and tune it 2
deh 40s channel. Iz also on teh DirecTV music channelz.
Berry soothing…..
Funnee fing—wen ai wuz inn collij, teh big fing wuz teh big bann mewsik, an taht wuz in teh mid-70’s! Teh homekominng dans hadd tew banns—rokk an bigg bann—an teh bigg bann rume wuz full, an teh rokk tume wuzzn’t! Ai LUBB teh big bann stuffs.
Inna mid ’70s when music died and disco reigned, I took muh earses in seberal udder directshuns looking fer sumtin I could learn to like. Big Band and jazz filled the musical void for several years. Then I met my Esther and she lernt me how to appreciate the opera.
This iz wun uv my alltime faves:
http://www.amazon.com/Fabulous-Swing-Collection-Various-Artists/dp/B000003GBX/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1207847147&sr=1-1
Tha kover piksha gives a idear uv how mutch fun tha muzik iz.
Uh oh.
*rummage rummage*
*fro stuffs orf mai kawfee tabul*
*mutters* where is mai CHRG(wdoi)?
*rummages summoar*
drat.
too late. reminds mee too mush ov mai kitteh when he wuz a bebbeh!!!
sssssssssssppppppppppllllllllllllllllooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
oopsie. I fink I’z missink mai branez nao.
PB2K – I halpz. Lukkily teh CCC is fully stokked! This behbeh is danjurus!
*pulls own CHRG on tite, tayps it down*
Ther. Nao. Wher wuz I? Oh, PB2K, yoo por thing. I gitz a scoop fur yoo. *scoop scoop, pat pat* Teh brayns is mostly bak in. Hallo! Can yoo heer meh! Wayv a paw if yor OK!
Oh gremlin – ai ar so glad yoo ar heer.
Ai browt altosinger – see – down heer to bee wif teh odders.
an ai brawt her brayns, too.
so – *ploooooP* Awl in. *pat pat pat* *tug tug tug* – CHRG(wdoi) FIRMLEE in plaice.
Sit heer qietlee fur a wile – sawft blankee (bloo) an thzi nice choklit.
Yur gonna be just fine.!!
Ai’m feelin mush bettah nao. Pheew. That wuz th ruff!
*wun floofly paw waving, feebly*
fanks, gremlin! I can has hawt choklit an blankee, purty plz?
Cummin rite up! Glad to see yor gonna liv!
*hands PB2K sum choklits an a sweet sawft blankee wif kitteh dezines on it*
oh, manee manee fanks, gremlin! An JCH4K and altosinger, too!
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I haz to go, but when I comz bak, ai kin taek a shift running teh CCC.
*tosses sum moar brane to gremlin
Thank goodnesses there b moar peepz to helping wif teh sport emergensee.
It mustv bean sumting u sadd
ooh waaaay behind wit comment
*hangs head in same*
*but gets right over it*
letz jus danz– wif lawtz uv spinnnin!
No shaym! Itz hard to resist an 80s sawng. I wuntz to joyn in!
An aym teh slow wun hoo posted teh linkee fur teh YooToob videyo – when itz awlreddy linked below teh pikshor. Cullur me slow an stoopee – oh yah!
I wuld hang mah hed too, but aym luvvin teh 80s sawng too much. Mayks me wunna bop arownd an git owt mah hi-top whyt Reeboks an put ‘em on. Poofy hayr too!
80s – I luv ya! When teh myoosik wuz teh happeeh . . .
I puttd on Ded or ‘Live song. Pleez to make room stop spinning. I haz stoppd why room hazznt.
We kin pogo until we rupchur sumpin! R do da Ponee!! R jus slam liek good lil punks!
sumtaims ai wish ai cudda ben dere… it sownds liek so much fun! alas, ai am a wee kitteh nawt oawld enuff to ‘member big hare dayze
U shudda walkt away?
blarg, i am ded
I was gonna say dat! >:(
Blargh! I are ded!
I dont no why but that commint gitz meh evvry tiem! *gigglol*
Plz nawt to be ded, kitteh! We luvs yoo! *sees wun ey open, then it shuts kwiklee*
Ai noe!!! It’z wun ov mai most favoritists ov lions!!1
I fink dats berry funnies, too!!!
Dems behbeh kittehs are like dat when dey is sweeping, for sure. Like dat pitcher where teh behbeh kittehs are all sweeping on dems backs on dat bed.
Flop. Blargh! I are ded!! No, not ded just sweeping! :p
BLARGGGGGHHH !!!!!
“to seep, purr chans to dweem…”
snafutti!!!! Yoo ar bak!
Yayayay! Where hav yoo bin!!??? enehow – ai ar glad to see you!!
*wispurrs* yoo did remembur to bring yur CHRG(wdoi), dint yoo?
hai, JCH4! and vrey bodiez
CHRG(wdoi) hmm. yeah ai gots it ri…. *splort*
ohnooz! blarg ai r ded two!1!!
Ai wuz sik and had no taimz off frum teh place thet gibz me a money. so ai wuz all laik: sleepz wurkz sleepz wurkz, yyell hinchohrndly at fambly, sleepz wurkz.
ai all betterz gud to see lolfrenz again.
Heer sum mor seepy kittens. They be 10 day old (blak kitteh in pic is 4wk? 6wk? These my new non-feeral kittens
Sowwy, very bad fokus on sum
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/bittybelllies.jpg
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/Tu8Apr.jpg
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/fuzzytabby.jpg
Tape down your CHRG tight!
Aw – whut wee pawz they haz! Cyoot! *pulls CHRG on even titer*
Gotta run – will leev uthers to tayk kayr uv teh woonded!
awwww
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OMG, da paws in dat furstee pitcher! Dat wee lil noze!!! SQUEEEE!!!!
Bebbeh kittehs am jess awsum cyoot!!Skweeeeeeeeeee……..
How is MamaKitteh?
3…
2…
1…
kaaaaaaaaaaaaa-S P L O R T!!1!
Boy, dems are tinies behbehs in dat nawt-sekkun pitcher. Teh bittybellehs one.
bitty belliz!!! nao wif extra splort!
ai lyk teh pikshur, but ai dunt tink teh capshun iz wurth joking ovver. iz nawt gud feeling wen a pet dyz. speshully wen it dyz in yur armz. it gibz lotsadnlotsa sads.
Ain’t dat de truf!
Eez OK. Ai finks teh kitteh iz jus lissenun to teh 80’s muzik wif himz hyoomin & iz actin siwwee immitaytin Teh Cutting Crew.
Sry u gotz da sadz
Dis kitten nawt reely ded
Ez jus teezin ur mebe hez narolepzie leedel bit
What’s funniest is I just remembered this song today and downloaded it. XD
bad BO. U has it.
an it keeled meh.
ayether that oar it wuz yer colone whut killt me.
kaint fink ov anyfing cuter dan bebeh kitnz’ sleep……too bad dey dont noes how to fulli relaxes……diz iz wun tens kittehz….
mebbee wii cud get the kiropractic bunnee 2 gibbing him deh massage.
Meh sarcasms. Lets me shows you it.
ai tink tihs bebeh kitteh is all tired owt frum liftin the itty bitty waites on teh floor.
feel teh burn?
no tanks.
He’s ded, Jim.
Mebe ez jus Xtreem emo
I givz Dilithioum Cryztals to Scotty. He promis 2 power kitteh bak up.
I am confused by the grammar on this site. What’s up????
Oh hai Confused
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mebe dis halp u
Oh hai Confused
go to
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for enlightenment
Sry, 1st one nawt 2nd one
ohai Confused
txt msg xprnce helps.
Mab Welcome Wagon come n givz u hot choklit and a bankie like dey did 2 me.
Ohai, Confused. Is speschul langwidge. Yool pik up kwiklee. Fun to mess wit teh wurds – teh frenz is . . . frenly!
Heerz a CHRG (chikken hed rubber glub) fur preventing teh splorts frum too mush cyoot.
An a blankee, a majik wun that turns whutever culur is yor fayvrit! An sum choklits. Enjoy!
wassamattah wid the grammer? Grammer is gud! The spellink and punk2ashun can be a highly variable but after no tyme it can be liberating. Nevver needs to worry about “I before E except after Cee” or “When two volwels go walkin, the nawt sekkund does the tawkin”. Lawz of spellink repealed here!, Lawz ob grabbity are not strickly enforced. And laws ob phyziks, Har! it is too larf!
Yea, I’m confused too!
. I mean in a way this is probably how English should have been in the first place. Most languages I know (that is can speak, read, write) are phonetic, but English is not.
Even today, if it weren’t for Microsoft word, I’d be in deep do do.
I’ll keep coming back for more I guess, to see if I can eventually pick it up.
Liddill Blakk Kitteh
iz verreh vullneruuribbillz.
Showz herz bayr belleh
Belleh rubbz woodz beez
wunnnnndurfullz naow! A deelyte
beeyawndz deskrippshun!
Liddill Blakk Kitteh
heerz awddz noysez awwlz arowndz.
Wundurrz wut ‘Sploart!’z arz?
Jack.
Awww. Taht’s nise.
Jack, I reelee misses teh burgers whenever I see yor pomes!
Luv em, keep em cuming!
@@@@@ to the nth!
Jack, yur pomes alwaise cheerz me up. THX!!!!!!
Ai nawt qwite ded.
Aiz gettin beddur.
new wave refrence:priceless!
oh my ceiling cat! belly rub!!!
We done tol’ u and tol’ u — da oranje onze are poysin!!
enneone else read “_o hai_, ai just died n ur armz 2nite”?
yep, and lold cola out mai noz
Kitteh awleyz fot it went “O HAI, I jes daid in yr armz tu-nait”. Dis totulee chayngez kittehz persepshun uv hoel sawng.
(Dis iz nawt a misheering uv mien; I noez hao sawng reelee goez. Jes fot kittehz wud natchurulee fink it wuz “o hai.”)
Ai gnu hear, whar du yew hyd teh CHRG(wdoi) ima reddy to blooooooowwwww
Hang awn, fikshunkitteh—heer’s a ’50’s stile bavving kap wid iddle-bitti flours. Itt holds inn teh splortz mush moar betterer.
Hang in dayer. Doktur Taineekat iz awn teh wey, b heer ehneee minit nao.
Fank yew Altosinger and LOLdemon, ai feel so much bedder dat sum wun will has been tayk care ob me. Ai apreshe apprich much thankenfull! >^..^<
Alto, i member vose kina bavving kaps, my momma useded ta ware wun, wif fwoppy fowers, fot she luked bery silleh
Drama Kween Kitteh haz had eggzausting day.
LOLZ!!!
but naoi ai kin see the usinmifulniss ob dem. old fings cum bakc in stile.
Where my snorlke? wanna snorgle dat lil belli much. Good ting cweemj tro’d all dat stuff frum de CCC or I wudda splorted fur sur.
Hyoomin got tired of liftin freewayts, cut bak to liftin freekittehs insted. Less strayne on teh upper boddee, but moar strayne on skull keepiong braynes from asplodin.
Kitteh be havin suches a bizzy dae showin awf her kyootness tu ebberboddee, taht her evun maide herseylfe tyred;
Her jes falled oaver iynto a deep sleepses.
I shur hope tihs is
not teh next wave of Rick Roll
So many pictures…. how do I find the original “Bucket” and “Ceiling cat” images…?
Translation: Epic want! I can haz ceiling cat? I can haz bucket? Wherz dey at?