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babycakes

last one out is a pussy

tee hee

zauberflote

Fanks lolnascar. Cormgradge ululashuns to u an babycaeks, too! We haz a…..trYe-ple? (Der wuz a talk yestiddee abowt how “tye” wuz nawt kwite teh right werd when moar dan 2 peeps. So enneewayz, I’m maekin chawklit caek aginn, an da fresh-rosted cofffeee. An wii kan go two Tyeboo Tiik too :)

lolnascar

ya, prolly nawt a tye for moar den 2…but whut den? A braid? ;-)

Kayjoy

a braid iz a cleber idea! Congratshulatshuns 2 u 3. i will make y’all a braided sinnamon bread loaf 2 go wit ur coffees.

babycakes

sounds yummy KJ

btw there are enuff newbornded kittehs for all

plz to be taking one LB, and anyone else

we has white floofy ones and black floofy ones and tabbies and oranj ones, and ones wivout tails, and nawty ones and good ones, and one extra fat liddle boy bebeh

 
 
zauberflote

Lolcar, I liek braid! Whoever it was wuz sayin “trYe-ple”, “quadrYe-ple, “QuintYe-ple”, somfing likez dat.

3=braid
4=????
5=tye+braid

lolnascar

will start to luk like macramay, so many tyes, lolz. But that duzznt sound verreh gud, like..congratz on yer macramay u three. Nope…we gotta werk on dis

zauberflote

“congratz on yer macramay” ROFL!!!!! I dunno, tis so goofee it mite werk!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

It sertainlee maid mee laff!!! Contratz awn yur “makramay.” BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!111! O mai.

May ai thnik about this wif yoo? Teh nayme ov teh “Ty Booteek” cannawt akshullee change, becuz it haz teh layured meenings.

But - How ai wud luv to be able to say - congratz awn yur “makramay” - an tehn send ebreewun off to teh Ty Booteek to pik awt teh pryzez.

Oh - an don’t furgit - teh TY Booteek haz way moar stuff tahn just teh stoar area. A Theatre iz being bilt there - an teh disko fur teh silly brashuns an much else.

zauberflote

JCH4K– plz help us thimk! I don wanna chaenj teh name ov Tyeboo tiik, itz big enuff 4 ebbereeting. Us galz cud organiz it bedder, so fings dat pertaned to 3- or 4- or 5-s cud be moar eezyer selected?

A Theatre??? Woohoo! An a disco, an how bowt a monorail catlion to teh NB, or iz dat alreddy in plase?

leeza-b

babycakes down below haz a gud ideea…
3 way pie!
so you cud also has
4 way pie
5 way pie
6 way pie….
we cud haz that menny flavrs too…. mmmmm… pie!

ai haz a kyoot link to a pie funnie but everry tiem ai tries to add it wordlesspress eets it.

leeza-b

teh pie boo-teek cud be an adjunkt to teh ty boo-teek….jus thinkin owt lowd!
*hopes ai iz nawt too noysie*

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gibbocat

Teh Tybooteek am happy 2 anownz taht teh monorail-cat serbiz am in oprayshun 2 tranzprt awl 2 Noplayzinpartikulur 4 teh sellybrayshun danzin an genrul partayinz.
eye unnurstand taht No1iP may steel B in prowsez ov dekkyraytin dat end ov teh lion. yew awl noe hao partikular No1iP am!! Butt teh tranzprt am werkin on tiem an awn skedyewall!!
An mai eye taek diz momint 2 klarify teh notty sichewayshun konsernin ‘ties’. The tie konsept am plural, nawt limitid 2 too. thuz tyz can be az mennee as happenz 2 ty! An nashurrlly awl r welkum @ teh Tybooteek.
Furvur esplunayshun ov owur akommydayshuns: r
teh partay danz fasilly T’s haf bin moobd 4 teh mowzt pawt 2 NoPlayzinPartikulur 2 allao 4 teh refynementz of teh Kirk lownj an teh Klingawn Kabaray witch r spektid 2 B popyewlur feet yewerz 4 doze waytin awn perduxshunz @ teh JCH4K teatur.
Axess 2 teh nawtee barn am steel via teh bak dur juss pass teh massaj an kyropraktik parlur - prowvydid 4 awl doze hoo mai oberdu teh danzin an genrul sellybrayshunz.
Partay awn doodz!

gibbocat

GMTA leesa-b!!11 oar mebbeh eyem juss gonnu steel yur idyuh! /) ;)
Butt teh Tybooteek welkums teh leesa-b pie stawl wif az mennee flavrz as tehr r kustomurz!!
Ai pye wif eberee martoonie oar teh martoonie wif eberee pye!
Wif moodee Twin peekz mewsikz plaid awn teh pennee wissul bai JCH4K an hur trainee kazoo choir!

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai haz a trainee kazoo choir???? Yoo wudn’t purrhaps beleve it, but ai has reelee dun that!! 8)

 
 
leeza-b

ooo.. hao eggsyting!!
sowry ai was not heer fur teh annowncemint, but am so happie to heer teh pie stawl will be opuning soon!!

Disclaimer: Teh l-b pi stawl reeserves the rite to serve pi in ur face if teh situuashun calls for it. But that wud be onlee in extreem circumstanses.
Ai will start thinking uf flavrs nao!

U sai there’s a massage parlor in the nawtie barn?? :shock: :)

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leeza-b

ai liek braid fur 3, macramay fur 3+
unless you wanna bring knawts into it!! but that myte be cunfuzzling! nawt, knawt, tomater tamahter….

fanks, ai will take a floofy whyte kitteh, reminds me uf mai last pretteh kitteh who owned me before mai current kittehs. she wuz a sweetie.

zauberflote

Ai’m wif leeza-b, ai do liel braid fur 3 and makramay fur moar dan dat..watchu fink, lolnascar?

lolnascar

Do we needz to submit to a LOLboard or sumfin? Can just wez alone decideds such a big fing?

leeza-b

wud it rekwyre a renaming uf teh tye booteek? maybee we shud chek with the prop, prep…. stoar owner?

doctorcat

Noes, but teh tyr booteek cud start stokkin macramay plant hangers an wall hangins an stuff

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cweenmj

it is mai unnerstandingz dat teh tybooteek
stockz ennyfing ur liddle hart desirez.
if u b wanting it, Gibbocat b habbing it.
He haz deh ty won ese sou plierz dat b
providing awl deh fingz 4 teh tyerz.
And 4 enny1 else hoo b in need uv ennyfing.
Berry accomodating is Mr. Giobbocat.

 
zauberflote

lolnascar, i bleeve we is teh LOLboard! Wii is bolluntiirz, an wii kan makez owr own rulez :)

 
 
 
 
lolnascar

well, i vote YESH foar dem, but maybe cuz i suggested dem. ;-)
J/k and even tho mah name has nascar in it, i wont be luking for licensing fees or copeh rights :lol:

leeza-b

we can glady pai u wif @@@@@!

altosinger

Ai will gladlee pai yoo tewsdai foar a hammberger todai!

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jehkeykat

In macrame a 4 strand braid is a cross or a square braid. Zo a 4 wai shud be a square, or iz dat so laz century.

 
jehkeykat

Altosinger! Yu kin member Wimpy? How? Shirley yu not bees awld enuf?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
salleh

4= fourpul ? oar…. forpul??

dosent werk wiff 3 oar 5…threeple..no dat’s noawt it….oar fivple..dat’s definitly noawt it…but ifn u say it owt loud …fourpul kindz wekz….

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, zauberflote! It wuz ai - just doing teh random mewsing upawn teh concept ov teh “Ty.” Howeber, tehn gibbocat popped up - LOL!! Much liek a popcat! and said - taht wuz teh verreee reeson taht we now can haz teh marvelous majick Ty Booteek!!

At taht teim - it wuz teh almost unherd ov SIX -way tie. An now, it iz stoked with almoast enething teh honored occupantz ov teh taupe spot cud want.

MOAR “happee endings.” :D

cweenmj

Hai Janet!! I see dey r still ranting on deh
“basement cat vs ceiling cat”.
Let me guess….
“did sew.”
“did nawt.”
“iz too.”
“iz nawt.”
“yer a pootee hed.”
“Im rubber, yer gloo, bounces off mee, stikz 2 u.” ;-) :-) :D :lol: :D :) ;-)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!!! Just laik in awlmost reel life.!!

ai just went ober there again - an put a beeg THE END at teh bottom - but it iz now WAAAAYYY too big. Mai pyooter iz prittee powerful, but teh pikshurs keep braking up.

 
turtlol

fank yew, JCH4bazillionK’s. It wuz gettin redicilic-yu-lous.

I still LOL’ed on it, tho. (mai bad…?)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Naahh!!! Ai loled awl ober the plaice there. an oh! Teh Crapture. Did you EBER see enehting half so kyoot??

Well - aksullee - there WUZ DaveCanHazDrTinycat - wif teh microwave soop!!!

Oh deer - so menee amaizing peepl.

 
 
 
gibbocat

sownz liek phun, cweenie!! fife bygrz 4 yew!! @@@@@
oar (|)(|)(|)(|)(|). wii haz 2 mek du….

cweenmj

as long as u not making du du.
. :shock: did i say dat?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:D Ai think - yes!!! ai think yoo did!!! Ai think maybee yoo ar just still a bit lite heded frum teh magnificent parayde!!1

cweenmj

Taht wuz so glorius!! And so uneggspected!!!
(wispurrz) Janet — I have ben lukking at Gibbocatz
stuff on hiz site adn hiz blog adn ebberything. I’m not
up on deh comix stuff - I had no idea he iz beeing
a famus purrsun.
Dere iz eben a Wikipedia page on him!!
He b a “genuine British comics legend”!!!elebenty!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai noe. an yet - so kyoot!! Just goez to show sumthing. . .but ai’m reelee nawt qwite sur eggsactlee what!!1 8)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
s.t.e.n.d.

it’s cerberuskitten !!! run for your lives !!!

doctorcat

GACK! I misses teh votin burgers! 5 for u, stend.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

doctorcat - go up to “news from teh burger” up awn teh rite an tellz tehm taht yoo wantz teh burgerz bak!!!

ai’ve been there - an menee odders. Teh moar hoo speek, teh sooner, purrhaps, taht ar beloved and INDISPENSIBLE burgers will return. *hoep hoep heop*

lolcatburglar

It is harder to find teh link rite now because newer news nudged it out. I just went to find a direct link and see that there is a update from Cheez:
.
“I think a fix is less than 2 weeks away. I would love to have them back if they didn’t cause peoples browsers to crash. The problem was worse than we thought. We’re working hard tho. Kittehs are keeping us awake until we fixors them. :P”
.
Here is link 4 those wishing to commint:
http://www.ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/removing-burger-ratings-or-nesting-from-comments/

leeza-b

ohai LCB- how is yr kitteh that had teh dreded vet visit yesturday? ebberything ok?

lolcatburglar

Oh hai, leezab. Thx 4 axing! I talked to teh animal horspital peepls a little while ago and they sed that Esme is doin fine and eating. That’s mah gerl!

I go get her tonight then try to keep her young kitteh companion Liam from using her as a tackling dummy for a few days.

leeza-b

maybee u can loan her yr skwirt gun?

mine r going in Fryday to haz tests… SOMEWUN is drinking a lot moar, and peein a lot moar… hard to tell woo when u gotz two! so they both getz to stai at the vets till they pees. :roll:
There will be 2 kittehs verry unhappie with me Frydai nite…

lolcatburglar

Ooh. Esme dids that. Was easy to tell because she was camping out by her water dish. She has teh diabeetus. But it’s under control now and she reports to me for her shots wif no trubbles.
Hope it’s something moar benign wif ur kitteh, whichever one it is.

leeza-b

ooo me 2! Chasing kitteh down fur shots… do not want!!
I’m lukky if I catchez her for teh harbl medisins.

booklion

My belobed kitteh hoo has gone on had diabeetus. He wuz bery gud about getting shots, tho…we made it part of our routine of snorgles. Diabeetus shots be eeze compared to pillz or udder meds.

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

stend - did yoo get fur present frum Princess Mu yet???

If nawt, go to “Geico collekshuns agent” awn Apirl 3rd. Luk fur teh spekatuklar return ov Teh Princess!

 
 
Green Is Good

Hee he hee! Oh, that’s just wrong.

But funny!

 
 
lolnascar

Me furst
No me furst
NOOO ME furst
Hey….you guyses said the F werd, I’m tellin Mahm!!

zauberflote

@@@@@@@@@@@@@ !!

 
 
 
 
altosinger

Did sumwun menshun hurding Kats?

 
 
zauberflote

kitteh klown kar!