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*burp* Whut dog?
GMTA!
…and Gud Mornin To Alls.
Get Mah Trankwilizerdartgun Again!
that’s Trankdartgun on dah street.
It b a 4way tie up!!! I will going 2 deh ty booteek and getting deh rope.
*ties up lcb, maus, CH & tribble.
*snikker*
Hab a nise day!!!!!
did u ty them up with teh macramay??
ai see this is gonna werk out nisely!
yes, I b using teh berry, berry complicated macramey knotz.
And I can has berry, berry sharp maus toofies.
*gu-naw*
*gu-naw*
*gu-naw*
cweenmj, duz u haz enny rubber coted reeinforsed steel cabul in the ty booteek, by enny chanse??
Gibbocat sez it stokked wif wutebber wii wanting…..
*runz to tybooteek,
*getz deh rubber coted reinforsed steel cabulz.
*runz back & duz moar fansee makramaze b4
*dey escapadez.
Um, cween? I has to pee. Lemme out!
Don’t make me use my trankwilizer frying pan on u. *narrows eyes menace-like*
Ken u say deh majic werd?
Peese?
*snerk*
@@@@!!ROFL!! (oops nau I haz peese *snrk..runz lik hell*)
urine fur it nao….
Uh ohs. I is number 1 on her list nao…
depends….
*Unties maus. Cuz he asked sew niselee.
*adn cuz hez mai hero.
.
LCB, yer menas iiz duzn’t skeer mee.
.
*Takez away fry pan adn tran kwill izer gun.
Fanks MJ. I has to go down to Teh Lab. Wun ov mai ‘puters can has a “fatal system error”. I needs to go adminis… admunis… gives it ‘puter CPR…
Ackshually, now they is not menace eyes, they is skwinched tite to halp … hold… in…
But beez teh careful wif that trankygun. U has it pointed at urself at teh moment and u forgetted to take away mah…
REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE!
*thwock!*
Nite-nite, cween!
O wait. NOW who’s gonna untie me?
Um, cweenmj, maibeh u has knot noticing, but LCB is gawn. Nuffin der but deh rubber coted reinforsed steel cabulz…
doan luk at me! I’z too bizee Jerome-Robbins dansin furder doan teh tred to hep - yu’ll jes hafta wate a bit. Wuld yoo liek an glas water?
*smilez az she dreemz uv kittehz adn
*bunniez awl playing 2gevver
*in deh sunshinez wif deh poooffee cloudz
*oberhed.
pooey. ai wanted to go OT and ask LCB hao wuz her kitteh aftur the vet visit yesturdai. hard to keep hur pinned daon!
LCB… if u r owt ther hyding… hao is yr kitteh? U can just cawl it owt frum yr hyding plais…
wow. nebber mind.. alreddy got ansur. it took wordlesspress so long to hark this up ai thot it was eeted. dat WLP hungree todai!!
are u feelin ok cweenmj? u dont see enny stars or burdies do u??
We had a goggie but we eated him.
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kan sumwun pass teh hawt choklit? goggie sammich stuk in mai throt
OMG!!1!!
What kind of cat is the one at the far right?! It is BEAUTIFUL! I want one! Someone please let me know what breed that is!
kthxbai
The cat on the far right is a tortishell. Any breed can be that color.
You had a dog, but we eated him…
Win!
We haz done in da doggie.
Nebber mind goggie, wii attak kittehz!
iz kitteh speek for yada yada yada?
No is backward speek 4 kittehs wif colds who need assistance:
HALB HALB HALB!
oynu, oynu, oynu
eezy fur u to sai…..
Oynu? Sownds yiddish.
Ai laik diz - berry Clebber! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Dawg called in sick todays. We is fillin in 4 hims.
it takez 4 kittehs to replais one goggie?
Ai think they needz to consult wif the bored uf labur.
luks like they R the bored uf labur, ackshully
Union rools, ma’am. Take it up wif teh shop stooward.
ai wud but hez on a brake
looks mar laik dey is bored OF labour
I mint “bored WIF labour”. Doh! *slaps self on dah 4hed*
Tehy wer bored wiv teh labradour.
LOL
One goggie does moar laybr tan for kittehs.
Goggie WANTS to make hoomans happi.
Kittehs wants hoomans to make THEM happi.
Goggies work. Hoomans work. Kittehs sleep.
I tink I want 2 com back as a kitteh next time round.
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“SERVIZ UNVAYLIBUL” even for teh POST burgers!?
(note timestamp… running latest Firefox, WinXP, good solid PC, etc.)
whoa, FIXTED ALREDY! (again, note timestamp)
I think this happens when they post a new pic.
Um, not that I have any ’sperience watching that process or anything…
OMG LCB! teh ICHC has u! qwik, TAP UR SCREEN!!
Wait, whut?
ya, dat wuz kinda mai reyakshin too.
Whut was that sekkond thing u sed?
um… [thinks hard]
…”Da Da” ?
Quick. I like a quick New York girl.
sumhao i doan tink weer reedin frum teh saem skript todai. heer, has sum kiwi.
Wait, u meen we’re not doin “Jason and teh Amazin’ Technicolor Argonauts today?
pfft… i bleev it sez “Amazin Teknikevlar Wunderpantz.” eezee mistaek to mayk. [ahem]
lcb. *sniff* wai did yoo shootz mee??? ai ar so innocent.
Oh, J4K, it was a accident. I was aiming 4 Teho and teh trankwilizer dart rickoshayed off hims Kevlar underoos and hitted u. I sry.
U were only out 4 a few minnits. And u seem fine now. Well, u’r drooling a little out of one side of ur mouf.
And I promise, we wasn’t going to drawr on ur face wif majic markers or anything.
*Hides majic markers behind back*
*wypes lipz wif Maus’s hankee*
Ummm - lbc - wai ar awl thoze peeple luking at mee laik that? Ai think - ai think tehy ar traing hard nawt to lafff. Yesh (ai cain’t tawk rite!!) - tehy ar SMERKIN!!!
I vote foar yu, JCH4K! Yur con genie al ity is moast powerful grate!