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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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addkittehz

that’s Trankdartgun on dah street.

 
 
 
 
cweenmj

It b a 4way tie up!!! I will going 2 deh ty booteek and getting deh rope.
*ties up lcb, maus, CH & tribble.
*snikker*
Hab a nise day!!!!!

leeza-b

did u ty them up with teh macramay??

ai see this is gonna werk out nisely!

cweenmj

yes, I b using teh berry, berry complicated macramey knotz.

Maus

And I can has berry, berry sharp maus toofies.
*gu-naw*
*gu-naw*
*gu-naw*

leeza-b

cweenmj, duz u haz enny rubber coted reeinforsed steel cabul in the ty booteek, by enny chanse??

cweenmj

Gibbocat sez it stokked wif wutebber wii wanting…..
*runz to tybooteek,
*getz deh rubber coted reinforsed steel cabulz.
*runz back & duz moar fansee makramaze b4
*dey escapadez.

lolcatburglar

Um, cween? I has to pee. Lemme out!

Don’t make me use my trankwilizer frying pan on u. *narrows eyes menace-like*

lovcharliecat

@@@@!!ROFL!! (oops nau I haz peese *snrk..runz lik hell*)

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leeza-b

urine fur it nao….

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Maus

Uh ohs. I is number 1 on her list nao…

 
leeza-b

depends….

 
 
cweenmj

*Unties maus. Cuz he asked sew niselee.
*adn cuz hez mai hero.
.
LCB, yer menas iiz duzn’t skeer mee.
.
*Takez away fry pan adn tran kwill izer gun.

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Maus

Fanks MJ. I has to go down to Teh Lab. Wun ov mai ‘puters can has a “fatal system error”. I needs to go adminis… admunis… gives it ‘puter CPR…

 
lolcatburglar

Ackshually, now they is not menace eyes, they is skwinched tite to halp … hold… in…
But beez teh careful wif that trankygun. U has it pointed at urself at teh moment and u forgetted to take away mah…

REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE!

*thwock!*

Nite-nite, cween!

O wait. NOW who’s gonna untie me?

 
4½ Kittehs

Um, cweenmj, maibeh u has knot noticing, but LCB is gawn. Nuffin der but deh rubber coted reinforsed steel cabulz…

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

doan luk at me! I’z too bizee Jerome-Robbins dansin furder doan teh tred to hep - yu’ll jes hafta wate a bit. Wuld yoo liek an glas water?

 
cweenmj

*smilez az she dreemz uv kittehz adn
*bunniez awl playing 2gevver
*in deh sunshinez wif deh poooffee cloudz
*oberhed.

 
leeza-b

pooey. ai wanted to go OT and ask LCB hao wuz her kitteh aftur the vet visit yesturdai. hard to keep hur pinned daon!

LCB… if u r owt ther hyding… hao is yr kitteh? U can just cawl it owt frum yr hyding plais…

 
leeza-b

wow. nebber mind.. alreddy got ansur. it took wordlesspress so long to hark this up ai thot it was eeted. dat WLP hungree todai!!

are u feelin ok cweenmj? u dont see enny stars or burdies do u??

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
moiburger

We had a goggie but we eated him.

 
trtskh

@@@@@
kan sumwun pass teh hawt choklit? goggie sammich stuk in mai throt

 
Tiffypantz

OMG!!1!!

What kind of cat is the one at the far right?! It is BEAUTIFUL! I want one! Someone please let me know what breed that is!

kthxbai

Blisschick

The cat on the far right is a tortishell. Any breed can be that color.

 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

We haz done in da doggie.

 
Tribble

Nebber mind goggie, wii attak kittehz!

 
leeza-b

iz kitteh speek for yada yada yada?

lolcatburglar

No is backward speek 4 kittehs wif colds who need assistance:

HALB HALB HALB!

leeza-b

eezy fur u to sai…..

 
altosinger

Oynu? Sownds yiddish.

 
 
JAJEH

Ai laik diz - berry Clebber! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Dawg called in sick todays. We is fillin in 4 hims.

leeza-b

it takez 4 kittehs to replais one goggie?
Ai think they needz to consult wif the bored uf labur.

luks like they R the bored uf labur, ackshully

lolcatburglar

Union rools, ma’am. Take it up wif teh shop stooward.

leeza-b

ai wud but hez on a brake

 
 
addkittehz

looks mar laik dey is bored OF labour

addkittehz

I mint “bored WIF labour”. Doh! *slaps self on dah 4hed*

 
 
 
fyrebird

One goggie does moar laybr tan for kittehs.

Goggie WANTS to make hoomans happi.
Kittehs wants hoomans to make THEM happi.

Goggies work. Hoomans work. Kittehs sleep.
I tink I want 2 com back as a kitteh next time round.

 
 
 
 
Teho

“SERVIZ UNVAYLIBUL” even for teh POST burgers!? :(
(note timestamp… running latest Firefox, WinXP, good solid PC, etc.)

Teho

whoa, FIXTED ALREDY! (again, note timestamp)

lolcatburglar

I think this happens when they post a new pic.
Um, not that I have any ’sperience watching that process or anything…

Teho

OMG LCB! teh ICHC has u! qwik, TAP UR SCREEN!! 8O

Teho

ya, dat wuz kinda mai reyakshin too.

Teho

um… [thinks hard]

…”Da Da” ? :|

lolcatburglar

Quick. I like a quick New York girl.

Teho

sumhao i doan tink weer reedin frum teh saem skript todai. heer, has sum kiwi. :mrgreen:

lolcatburglar

Wait, u meen we’re not doin “Jason and teh Amazin’ Technicolor Argonauts today?

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Teho

pfft… i bleev it sez “Amazin Teknikevlar Wunderpantz.” eezee mistaek to mayk. [ahem]

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

lcb. *sniff* wai did yoo shootz mee??? ai ar so innocent.

lolcatburglar

Oh, J4K, it was a accident. I was aiming 4 Teho and teh trankwilizer dart rickoshayed off hims Kevlar underoos and hitted u. I sry.

U were only out 4 a few minnits. And u seem fine now. Well, u’r drooling a little out of one side of ur mouf.

And I promise, we wasn’t going to drawr on ur face wif majic markers or anything.

*Hides majic markers behind back*

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*wypes lipz wif Maus’s hankee*

Ummm - lbc - wai ar awl thoze peeple luking at mee laik that? Ai think - ai think tehy ar traing hard nawt to lafff. Yesh (ai cain’t tawk rite!!) - tehy ar SMERKIN!!!

 
LyP

I vote foar yu, JCH4K! Yur con genie al ity is moast powerful grate!