I put horrible things in your mouth
when you sleep. Did you know that?
yoo shud b moar paranoid wen yoo goez 2 sleep.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Now go ahead and feed me.
I been up all nite working on a project that needs to be finished soon. Thought I’d start new day wid da cheezfrends Good Morning to all (iz 6 in dah morning here); me and mah kittehs be going to bed now.
Hi CH! Congratzes! Good Morning, and in case I doan C U, good afternoon, gud evening and ‘gnite! Sleep tite! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dis lolkitteh is a gud raisen 2 stay up awl nite, CH! sleep in teh day, when udder peepz can see hem an whut he duz…
Torkin ob witch, wud yu lyk a freshly-baykd lemon biskit? Ai’s jus mayking som. An Ai’ll put teh cawfee awn too
Okay - a lemon biskit, then I be going to bed.
gud ideer—eat biskits, sted ob Cookies!
Nitey nite C.H.
Sleep tite an sweet dreemz.
lemmun biskits yew say? Ohhhh ai lurves teh lemmun an orinj biskits.Nom nom
nom…….
Plz mai ai join yoo in dis moas eggsellent refreshmunt?
Ai maded kawfee tew,an a pot ob Tea. Ai awlso gots teh malt loaf an budder if enneewun wud kaer fer sum?.
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THANK YEW CHEEZFRENDZ!!!!!!
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U r teh greatest!!!!!
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Lemun biskits???
yu mus gib me teh receppe
Do yu put teh lidl furry soks awn mai toofs too? An paynt taht yukky stuff awn mai tong?
Whenever I duzzn’t feel good, I tells my husband that hiz favorite cat (who be very spoiled and aloof) haz been putting powders on me az I sleep…..
heheheh!! Yoo wuddunt wanna knowwhut ai puts in yaw mouf!
Hiya, AC and Tidmum! How R fings in Ingerland?
Well after last nite’s toadally mad wevver - sleet, sno, hayl stoens teh size ob marbuls - Spring has sprung rite bak! Burds R tweetin; daffydills R noddin in teh breez and Amber is sunbayving awn top ob teh weeliebin!
ohhh, sounds wunnerful! Nyce picher…Our wether is up an down, 2. Heavy raynstorms awl day on and off, a liddle hayle. Iz tornado seesin here in OK. But teh trees and flowerz R in bloom; my Redbud (R state tree) is lovely in our “back garden”!!!
Nitey nite now. (I lurve to sleep when it’s rayning!)
Nite Nite kitkay. Sweetdreemz
It am Beeyootiful heer tew.
Hazel am awn teh shed roof surveyin her Land-an watchin owt fer interloperz,an
Ferny Beans am owt walkin teh acres lukkin fer rattiez tew wrassle wib!Pleh!-
She bringed 2 hoam yessterdai-Arghhhhh!!
Can yu send her ober to teech Amber? Ai’s got a rat (or too!) unner mai haus! Amber’s berree innerseted in ‘em but hasunt manijed to catch ennee - she’s pritty gud at gettin feeld meeses an shroos but nuffink bigger. Still, Ai spose a rat unner teh haus is bedderer tahn a rat in teh kitchin wiv UB40 doin nuffink but sing abowt it!
*Derz a rat in mah kitchin whut am I gunna do?*
*Derz a rat in mah kitchin whut Am I gunna do?*
*Fern’s gunna katch dat rat,dat whuts she’s gunna do*
*She’z gunna katch dat rat*
*Whoa whoa whoaaaa whoa whoa!*
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Fern am teh prollifik hunter ob deez fingz.Why she gots tew show me dem ai
doan noe! DO NOT WANT! *shudder*
Anudder wun gotted away yessterday-in sum waiz ai wuz glad-It wuz
skreemin an ai felted sik abowt it. Ai noes it am natural,but ai dunt want tew
see or heer it.
Amber lyks to sho me wut she’s cort at 3am! An tehn crunch it awl up, in teh bedrume dorwai so Ai carnt escayp. In teh morning tehre’s No Sine ob wuteber she got, an taht’s awlmost werse!
Fern bringed a mowse in wun nite.She tuk it in my bedrum under the bed,
wehre she played ‘whak a mowse’ wib it.It ascaped an run under teh door
an wus roamin rownd upstairz fer 3 dais.
Ai pikked up teh dirdee laundree wun mornin,an tuk it downstairz fer washin.
As ai wuz sortin frew teh clobes,the bold mowsie peeped owt frum
Mr.T.M’s jeans leg an sed ‘Ohai’ befor runin owt teh bak door!
ROFL!!!
was kleening up wun day a mowse so fat he could hardy waddle climbed over my hand n out the door. he was fat cos he’s eaten all the cat food.
iz cowld tho =( i’z tinkin dat mai fwendz lil kitteh be curlin up by teh fire (I has no kitteh to cawl mai own *sob*) aggolopiez for teh paw lolspeak … am newbie *shy*
Ohai Jimmba,
Welkum tew teh wunnerful whirld ob ICHC!!!
Awl teh Cheezfrenz am wunnerful peepz, an it am lyke a biig fambly heer.
No rools,cept be nice,an jess enjoi teh fun!!
Heer am a lubbly floofy blankee,sum Hawt chokklit,an a possum shayped chokklit,by way ob welkum.
Ohh, also,yew must hab teh CHRG(wdoi) awn fer wen teh splortings occur cuz
ob teh cyootness ob teh pikkshure.
*hands Jimmba a CHRG(wdoi) wib drawins ob priddy flours,lamblets gambollin an Kittehs playin*
Tehre.Gots ebreefing? Any kwestyuns,jess ask an sumwun will try an halp.
Hab fun.
Thanx Tidmum
aaah, teh hot chokklit am delishus, thankoo verily! wodjoo mind terribully if ai wrapped up my lil puppeh in teh blankee in the absen …absun … erm … lack of kitteh? she’s lubbly an coot still!! … http://www.flickr.com/photos/skin_the_baby/2398596990/ … how can yoo efoose!?!?
Fankkoo Tidmum for teh very warm walcum. I’z lukin furwad te gettin to know ebrywun!! =D
Awww!!!!!!!
*splort*
Whut a beeyootiful bebbeh!!
Corse teh puppeh can snuggle inna blankee!!!
ah yass!! she lubbles teh snuggle duz mai puppeh!! she teh bestest!!
Hai jimmba - ai joynes Tidmum in gibbing yoo a beeg welcome!!!
An dont wurree about the lolspeak. We awl had to start, too. Just a bit ov praktissl - yoo awlreddee hav teh hang ov it!!!
an as yoo know - we haz no rools but - bee nice! Nice ar us!
tankoo bery much! I’z gettin dere wib teh halp of peeplzz (mainlee my mumma, she talk lyke dis anyways!! i tries to bee as nice as jooo!
I mayd brownies faw ebrywun to sai fanks! cold beberages in teh fridge!!
Why fankyew Jimmba, we lurves teh hoammayde fuds heer awn ICHC.
*clinky glasses wib Jimmba* *Cheez*
i’z glad! I luvs teh cook! I does teh main mealz bedder dan sweety tweats tho =(
Phaedra puppeh iz teh gorjus!!! Wut kinda puppeh iz herz bein? Welcum abrd, yu wil luv it here. Teh peeps is nicess NEwer, adn yu will B huujlee popUlr iffen yu keepz makin teh choklit NEthin.
she’z a bernese mountain dog ah teh geneoos of html! I luv it here alredy! eberywun is lubbly eberywun! lodda lub in teh rum! i put chokklit on ebrytin frum naow on den!! =D
mai html thing din showup!! dang youze html!!! *wabes fist at … sumfin*
and they’re knot cheezburgerz….
Maybee itz hemz poopy paws…when my kitteh yawns, eye try 2 stik my finger in his froat. Revenge is sweet—Open Mouff insert foots.
psychology undergrad cat has been running an experiment on you, and would like to know “and how does that make you feel?”
this somehow reminds me of the s3xually compulsive sociopath I (thought I was) dating years ago, until he was expelled from his psychology PhD program for sleeping with half the patients in his study - his speciality was s3xual compulsion, natch. I guess (duh) psychologists always choose an area dear to their black little hearts, yes? and then, of course, it was MY fault for being too rigid… thank god I’ll never be that young and stupid again, things like that almost make getting old look good
“we’ve replaced the stray things jim usually inhales in his sleep with unspeakable things - let’s watch what happens”
“but… jim never inhales kitty litter at home !!!
ohai, s.t.e.n.d. Here is comfy blankie ‘n’ choklit wif cinnamon and catacardamom to eez heart’s memry ob bad-behave man u wuz seein’ years ago.
I tink da bad dey do iz takin’ away da trust ‘n’ fait in self ‘n’ da world. I been contmpla..cntemplayt…tinkn ’bout loss ob innosns eber sins da brain splort kitteh ob “u hav betrayed my tiny trust”.
Hao can peeples bee soo meen? Dere lissenin too baysmint cat ai guess…sownds liek itt stil hurtz. {{{{{stend}}}}} Dat juss maeks mah hart ake foar yoo.
oh, hey, what the hell - at least I got a good story out of it, and he eventually was expelled, sued to get back in, was driven out of town and ended up in boston, not doing too well I heard. I’m sure he’ll get his eventually
watch out for sociopaths, people - they’re very charming and more common than you think
oh, hey, what the h3ll - at least I got a good story out of it, and he eventually was expelled, sued to get back in, was driven out of town and ended up in boston, not doing too well I heard. I’m sure he’ll get his eventually
watch out for sociopaths, people - they’re very charming and more common than you think
that’s our happy thought for tuesday, by the way.
So do we know of any reliable home test kits for sociopathology? I mean is there somthing I can pee on and wait a minnute to find out if Ise a sociopath?
If u goes arouwnd peein on things then u is probably a sociopath.
I’m just sayin. *snort*
I often hear from many peoples dat Ise crazy and I’m beginning to wonder. Also I need to figgur out if I should be listening to wut the kitteh tells me to do or if I should be lisstening to the voices in muh hed, cause dey doan always agree.
Bawston is in my opion a wonderful place for a sociopath, he’ll fit rite in there.
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Wer u rejectib adn unresponsib? Wii cut start a klub!
@##$$%%^&L! Spozed 2B adrest 2 stends 1:20sumthin post. Probly habbin a crayzee dai
Ohhhh deer
ai knowz abowt teh kitteh harebols
tank seelin cat ai’ve nevair notissed
small critturz
laik ratz an burdz an feeld meeces
in mai mouf when ai wakes up….
trusted cat is not to be trusted no morez
Dat explains a lot ob tings. Like when I wake up in de mornin and two cats be standing ober me and staring like I wuz an ’speriment.
Soe, kitteh, yu putz badd stuf iyn mai mouf wen Ai bees asleap?;
(Ai din’t knoes tihs befoar, butt Ai duz naow!)
Hmmmmm, wye yu be doin tihs, kitteh?
Doanchu liek yur gushyfuud brand, oar wut? Oar udder aubskure motibbs?
Gess weez be jes speyndyng teh afturenune sykoanneelyzing eech udder;
lettuce jes sea ware dis goez, becuz Ai can nawt sleap wif mai eise oapen!!
Wuns agin, dat’s wye ai slepp wif teh bedrum doar closeded wen owr Felicia wuz stil wif us…
I DOAN GETS IT
WAI IS IT FUNNEH?
Cuz itz nawt reelee awtside teh relm of possibilolity.