Note to self:
Turn head when haz to sneeze
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Blezz yoo
congratz pug an tuna fer da tyed top spot!
Wut kaind uv dans goez wif messiz oar sneezin?
‘Ring arownd teh Roses’ ?
da hokey cokey!! ifs you gets teh kitteh’s to do it too theys can nomnom on teh spilt munchis!!
Oar mebbee sumfing wif a brume?
like pwacticin teh tango on yer own?
O wayt, nevur maind. I gota wun:
Awn tawp uv spuh-GET-TEEEE,
Awl kuvurd wif cheez,
I lawst mah pore meeet-bawl (din-nur? kib-bul?)
Wen sumbudee sneezd.
Naw shor it much gud fr dansin tho.
cud do eet hopera styllee and slow danse to it?(ai ir not big wif dansin!)
It roelled orf teh taybul
An onto teh flor
An tehn mai por meetbawl (dinnur? Kibbul?)
Roelled owt ob teh dor!
It rolled inn teh gaaardeeeen
An intew a buuuuuush
An den mai pore meeet baaaawl
Wuz nuffin but muuuuush.
Sew’f u eet spuh-GET-TEEEE,
Awl kuvrd wif cheez,
Hoald awn tu yr meeet-baaaaawlz,
An dooooaaan eeeev-vuuur sneeeeeeeez.
Oh dears, I has made a oopsies.
i thot wuz tern hed an koff?
Doctor wuz owt uff exam glubz. Dey awl bin uzed fur CHRG w/doi!
Oh, I dibn’t think uf dat! But we reely need CHRG wdoi much moar than medikal perfeshnals do.
Hmmm. Ai dunno ‘bowt taht.
Tehre r sum tingz 4 whitsh u reelee wanna yuz a glub (tink baak 2 yur last kompleet exam…)
Ohhhh…. Okay, ai agree.
correkt, you turns yr hed and koff.
For sneezgin, as my own mom sez, “Cover ur mouth!!!!”
Goodzunhite kitteh!
Meh fud! Itz runnin awai?
Kum bak fud.
Kum bak fud!!
FUD!! GET BAK HEER SEW I KAN EETZ U!!!!
Y dis nawt wurkin?
ACCIO FUD! (Renember tu swish an flick)
Kareful. Member wot happnd wiv “accio locket”?
Mah human is usually not so messy, is just busy,
plz not to be judging herz
Kthx
bai
Grayt. Nao I haz tu pikz it awl up an put bak in boal.
Wun. :plink: Tu. :plink: Fwee :plink: Foar. :plink: Faiv…..
Wut u meen dayr eezeeyur wey tu du dis?
Yesh, call da doggeh in dere!!
silleh burdie! you getz da hoomins to du it,wif da oberwelmin kyootness, ‘member?!?!
Mai kitteh iz messee eeter, but nawt DIS messee, fanks b 2 Ceiling Cat!
Mah Hazel Kitteh am beein weend awn tu diet fud.Ai mixed liddle bit ob normal kibble int teh diet stuff-Hazel dellikatly pikks owt teh diet stuff an frows it awn the floor!! Mah kitchin floor gots a krunchee coatin!
Mine arnt dat bad – yet…
Mah nawt-so-liddel tuxie prefurrs to eet himz fudz orf teh flore. An he iz wun *messy* eeter! He pikz owt teh peece he wantz so itz awn teh floor wehre he can nom it. So I haz krunchee kichun floor, too!
Mai kitteh has a littel rug unner hur fud and watur boles. Most of da crunchees end up onna rug. B4 ai feedz hur, ai piks dem up an puts dem bak inna fud bole.
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Mai frugalitee, let mi show u it.
I does this too. Not so much out of froog… frogal… saving moneys, but moar because if teh kittehs see me pikkin’ up fuds then *gasp* throwin them away they are all WTF?
Mai kitteh eets bettur dan mi. Hur eets da crunchees frum da vet’s offis, whiel ai eets da genericks frum da groshuree stoer!
OH HAI I just be cleanin up doggiez mess, ja?
Time to summon mai hoomin wit vackyoom.
Wii no vackyoom da crunchies. Dey costez alot.
Not… TEH VACKYOOM!
*runsandhides*
Noooooo! Teh vackyoom be steelin mah fuds!
Mai Roody is skayrd of teh vackyoom. Vackyoom is in saym klosit as bruum. Roody paniks until he sees taht is sylent bruum ai am geting and nawt skary monstr vackyoom!
dat ar funnneee. mai kittehs also fink vackyvoom shud be pushd off balconee to its deth.
Mai kitteh iz nawt afeered of da vackyoom. Ai maed shure 2 werk wif hur when ai furst got hur. Da rool in da howse iz dat hur’z saef az long az hur’s on da bed or da cowch.
Mai kittehs kant beleev evel vacume haz bebe vacume dat jus as lowd and skeery, onli smawler.
mai nip-n-tuck r skeered of broom too! i verre nyce 2 mai kittehs, tahts why house so messee… srsly…
Bless u lil’ one!
U made a big mess….
soooo peeps sai dat wen u sneez, it goez liek 100 mph.
dis not reely troo, yah?
i alwais ferget to sine in on wordpress for to haz a pishur.
testing… testing…
(sry, juss ignoar dis comment pls.)
Oooooooh – 343GuiltySpark – nice pishur. Yoo ar inspiring mee. Purrhaps ai shall go an trai to get wun tooo!!
well fank yoo!
is mai bebbeh, mojave. (prunounsed liek teh desert in CA)
mai naybor found her an her sisstur wen dey was juss liddle.
i wanted dem bof, but mai lanlord said onlee wun.
so her sissy went to teh vet who gived her teh shots becuz she liekd her so mush.
nao her is abuot 3 1/2 and onlee ways 6 lbs!!
her is a tiny bebbeh.
she’s also berry snorgly for a kitteh dat was a stray.
Mojave is purdy kitteh bebbeh. I forgotz to sign into WP and it took my picture away on last post, so I’m ’sperimentin here to see if it comes back. Sometimes I will go dayz and dayz witout signin in and pic is still around, den one day it be missin again. No ’splainin WP. My picture ob my Kepone kitteh when she wuz a bebbeh. She one year old this month and now 14 pounds of kyoot.
Srsly!?
Nao Kafleen, owr faborit liddul donkee, haz JCH4kabilyunK eber lyde 2 us?
Wuddunt it b fun 2 seez wut kynde ob Abatar seh kumz up wif?
Hello kafleen!! mai preshus donkee fren!!! Wut a grate surprise
u gaving me dis morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I gets up awl bleery eyed adn checking my emailz adn dere wuz
9 saying commint frum blog. I hurriez ober dere 2 b seeing wut’z
up. Adn dere wuz a parade!!!
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wif piccoloz and flag corpz adn maus dressed up awl kingly adn riding deh most fabulous horse (how did he knowing i lubz deh Clydesdales & teh Lippizanerz?) adn a glockinspeel and bycycles adn mis mais oui playing and singing!!! it makingz my hed spin. It wuz deh bestest morning present eber!!!!!!!
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{{{{{{{{Awl deh Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, {{{{{{{{{{cweenmj!!!}}}}}}}}
I had such an excitement lasst nite, gleefullee imajunning u coming to your
site and dere being a parade for u! I is so happee it pleezed u!!
Dis mah kitteh, Esme. She is hazzing some surgeries today (she has a bum bum – nasty mass in a anal gland.)
But she has a mesage 4 this skatterd-fud kitteh:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=927588
oh deer i hoap surjeries goes well!!!
hao old is she?
looks like juss a bebbeh.
She is about 16. This picture was taken last summer, when she was a girlish 15. (Her face beez wet because she was stikkin it in mah cool mist hyoomidifyer. She LURVES teh hyoomidifier.)
oh wao! her does not look 16!!
whar did she find teh faontin uv yooth??
i hoap she feels all betters!
gibs her teh hedbonks an teh snorgles an a handfull o’ treets fer meh!!
I think she finded teh cool mist hyoomidifyer of yoot.
Oh, LCB! Gib yur darlink Esme gentle hedbonks frum me and mai kittehs! I hoep her surgerees go well!
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(I boted fer teh LOL-Esme, btw – she iz teh cyoot!)
Gud luk 2 da Esme kitteh and to LCB.
Gibs hur snorgles frum mi, plz.
We had same kinda prollem wif Eliza….she still has trubble now an agin. Kisses to teh beutimous Esme…and lots of good wishes…let us know when she is all better!
Bezt wishuz tu u and Esme. Hoap hr sujuree goez wel and hr rekuvuree iz speedee.
She’s soooooo pritteee. Hope deh surgereez goez well and she b awl
happeetail rite away.
To teh tune of “On Top of Old Smoky” (or, if u prefur, “On Top of Pasketti”)
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I went in teh kitchen
All reddy 2 nom
I skattered mah kibble
Wif a grate big sneeze bomb
Win!1!! Kan ai joyn yoo in singing? Ai am not gud at it but wil try!
wurks evin beter wif blooz riff. lets sai, oh, haow bowt Bad To Teh Bown?
I went in teh kichhin (dwa dwa, bum bump)…
…in fact, you might try imagining superimposing the lyrics of “On Top of Old Smoky” onto the tune of “Bad to the Bone” and vice versa.
I never needed the recreational drugs.
(although I could still use an “Edit Your Comment” button)
imaginingdammitNo, but u need THIS, from yestiddy:
*shoots Teho wif medicated dart*
GOTCHA!
HAY! i jus got dun sayin i nots NEED doez!…
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…whoh, wuz dem munkys alwyz der??
sumtiems teh drugs haz teh opposite uf teh intended effeckt.
Ai has a bad feeling abowt dis…..
[hovers]
whoooOOOOooOOohhhh!!!… 
Wuz Teho jus taken by da flyin munkees?
… all reddy to nom (dwa dwa, bum bump)…
Wen comez outta nowherez (dwa dwa, bum bump)…
o noes! Roody’s Mom! (dwa dwa, bweeowww!)…
wel, u chaenjd it.
Oh noes. Duz I has to go hyde unner da bed nows?
in Sovyet Rusha, bed hides under YOU
(egad, how far I have fallen, this day)
U meens something like this?
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They calls it stormy Monday, but Tuesday’s just as bad
They calls it stormy Monday, but Tuesday’s just as bad
Spilled mah fuds, and now I has a sad
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Yes the kibble flies all over, and I goes cryin’ off to mah mom
Kibble flies all over, and I goes cryin’ off to mah mom
Fill mah dish wif moar fuds, then I sits down and nom
LCB = Lyrical Genius!!
*preen*
Kitteh sez her din’t maike teh messes; blak teddee beare iz teh caulpryt!
Her cumplaynes taht “Blak Trubbelmaiker” duz tihs awl teh tyme, adn blaymes kitteh iynsted:
Nex tyme dis heppins, BT wil wynde up az shredid stuffyng peeces!
Kitteh pologizes; wuz nawt Blak Teddee Beare-dey ar rlly blak bootses-
kitteh probly needz ei-glassez
(Her stil insysts her din’t maike teh big messes; wuz dere wen her caime iyn)
Ohh ai has teh annoyance!!
Ai gotted a w.p akkownt so ai cud hab teh avatar.Got dat werkin,evenchooly!! But awl teh commints ai made whilst logged in tew it has nawt showed up!
Ai dussnt noe whut gorn rong.
Pologeez if dem gets horked up layter.
*sigh*
Mai avatar shows up on “Who be talkin” butt nawt on mai commintz… WTH?
Is u sined into Wordpriss? It rembers ur avatar on “who be talkin’” if u isn’t sined in but it doesn’t show here if u isn’t.
It wont eeben show mah posts wen ai r sined in.
I hadz tew sine owt udderwize ai carnt plai.
Stoopee WeirdPress
Maybee taht shud bee owr motto?
LCB: Bin meaning to tell U fur awhiel that ai lub your abatar! Did U makeded it?
Me? Heck no! I can’t even drawr a *crooked* line! This was drawred by a much talented young lady named Jessie who is a fren of our own Princess Mu. After “Teh Thrilling Reskew” in which Princess Mu played a pivotal role, Jessie made a loltoon out of some of teh story. I lubbed it so much that I immeediately adopted mah loltoon likeness as mah avatar.
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Here is a link to Jessie’s loltoon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10980179@N08/sets/72157603300146744/
If that doesn’t work, here is whare PM posted teh link 4 us orignally:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/26/teh-day-i-savs-it/#comment-165312
ooohh, dat is grate! Fanks fur da linkee!
Princess Mu is da bestest!
tankz fur postin. I agreez, Princess Mu iz da gud frind.
It teezes u furr a cuppul days by wiffholding it. How long it been now since you uploaded dat avatar?
Tanks LCB and kafleen. I R sined in. Uploded teh abatar tow or free dais ago.
Ai r sined in-prolly wont eeben show dis messij.
TIDMUM!!!1! It’s wurking!!
Wh00t!Wh00t!
Das mah Hazel’s fayce
Awwwwwwww.
Hazel whut catchez ratz, oar is taht her sister?
Dats her sister Fern.
Hazel too stoopy fer katchin fings.She duzznt noe whut tew do if,by mirrikle a fud jumps in her mowf!!
Once she pikked a rat up -ai fink it wuz asleep-carried it tew da shed roof
set it down whilst she tried teh flump down next it,teh ole ratty lept up frew itself orf teh shed,ober teh fence,hit mah car jumpt tew teh flor an ran up teh
rowd! Hazel sat tehr lukkin lyke “Oh.Mah fud ran away.kai den bai!”
It wuz teh funniest fing.Her liddle fayce wuz a pikshur!!!
Mai unwanted ratty haus gest is nao halpin hisself to teh pinny gig fud – form teh pinny gig boles – in teh pinny gig hutch! Cheekee b*gger!! Amber wotches, droolin. But nawt com enneewher cloes to catchin it
Maybeez Amber iz figgurin owt teh ratties moobments unsuspekting
lyke.Den POWNCE.PWNED!!!! when ratty am nawt lukkin!
Ratty am berree cheekee steelin teh pinny gigs fud frum under his
nose!!
Mai neksdor naybor tinks Ratty has moobed owt cos he’s (teh naybor. Nawt Ratty) got a plug-in sonic thingy. It emits a noise so hi oenlee ratties can heer – yu kno its werkin cos yu carnt heer it. Hmm, enneewun els see the flaw in teh tinkin heer?! Havnt teh hart to tell him Ratty is alibe an well an eetin teh pinny gigd fud!
Mah old naybers(moobed b4 krissmuss) had ratz awl a tyme
under dem shed.Dem kept waddits an pinny gigs ,so ai fink teh
Ratty lyked teh eezee way ob gettin good an plentiful grub.Teh naybers
Hadz teh viroment peeps in lotsa tymez.In teh end dem hadz
tew yooze traps an poysin.I wurried bowt Fern katchin a poysined
rat,but fank CC she diddnt.
Mah Sissys cat Scrumpy awlways fites teh big ribber rats,an
teh badgerz-Hi awlwayz gots teh absessess an nastee woundz.
Him duzznt lern-Siwwee boi!!
My kittehs know about the “catapult effect” wit teh bowls too. A well placed paw on the rim of bowl and fud catapulted all ober floor like dey were invadin de kitchen. (yes, like dese kind http://vikingkittens.com/ ) Had to getz dem goggie type bowls dat are harder to turn over.
Kitteh has mastered teh “catapult bowl” move I see. My kitteh’s are expurrts at dis one too. A well placed paw on rim of bowl and fud flies all over floor.
Mebbe kitteh haz alerjie to teh hyoomins an dat makin himz be snezing.
Mai furst huzban was ‘lergik 2 mai kitteh, but he nevur dooded anyfing abowt it. Him jes complayned and complayned. Ai had kitteh furst, so he new hur wuzzent goin anyweres.
Ai ebenshully got rid of huzban and kept da kitteh! Best choyse ai eber maded!
*snikkrz*
*applause*
Ai haz 6 kittehs and do bebe kitteh rescyou eben tho ai is alerjik tu thems. Ai jus taik teh antihis…aintehiss…teh no alerjy pils – fixted!
caet haz no fewd!
*ahem*, kitteh DUS has fud – its awl ober teh flor! Kitteh sneezd in teh bowl an it asploded ebbereewher – geddit nao?
Ai lubs dat werd asploded. Remynds mee ov dat Simpsons wer Homer sais, “Venting gas prevents explo-si-on.”
Wher teh kibbul go? Wuz here a minit ago….
Oh, Ai see it – its ober tehre!…An ober tehre!……An waaaaaaaay ober tehre!
WOO HOO!!
free of mai lolcats maid it to votin paij!!
pgs 27 and 28, lass tiem i lookd.
Conga-ratshoe-lashuns!!!!1!
Must have been a heckuva sneeze. It even got on top of the scratching post. (And is it just me, or is that scratching post shaped like a birdbath?)
Mai kichen allwaze lukes lak dis pichure. An the kittehs come crien No Noms!
Celing Cat bleshoo!111! Ennywaez, nao mai fuds r awl ovver teh flor and I r teh hungreez!!1! Iz da fyv sekond rool in effek?
Yesh id iz. Eet fazt, kitteh.
SneezeBomb Kitteh
haz gon nukular
haz dun that, sympatize