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Lets grab it and play wid it to death!
i doan bleev i has ever herd a betar ideya.
*bat*bat*bat*
Lookk! *snicker, snicker* it be trying to get away from us! I’ll grab it wid my pointy ends.
*smack.
* it fawlz on floor
*pounce.
*Pikz it up in teef adn runz away wif it.
Then eats it. Then throws part of it up on floor while hyumons be dining nearby. Later throws up rest on hyumon’s bed.
hyoomin finds a fyoo consonintz but haz to buy a vowel.
Ware iys Vanna White wen yu needs her??
Prepare to shred!!!
Nuh, uh.
You guys SAY you ate it and threw it up on the bed.
But look. (Points upward.) OBVIOUSLY it is still there.
Don’t you people know THIS ISN’T REAL!? YOU CANNOT EAT A CAPTION.
/runs awai, laffin
//hoofs show frum beeneef cloak
Kafleen – I see yor hoofs ther! *snikr*
Seemz too mee tihs refrunces teh LAAAAAAWNG fred a phew pikchurs bak. Siwwy widdle donkee (dawnqui?)! WE kno tihs is juss foar phun!
Hao yoo beein todai, Kafleen? Itz gud tew see yoo heer!
Ahhhh!!! Dawnkey. Sounz liek a codenayme fur Aurora.
Kafleen!!! Tu sei bella come un’ aurora!!!
HeeHee!!
Kafleen yew am a funnee siwwee donkey an we lubs yew!!!!
tidmum, wai iz yur naym bloo in teh “Hoo bee talkin” colum, but nawt awn yur commints?
Ai fink its cuz ai habbent maded a blog,jess an akkownt tew hab teh
Avatar.
It r awl too confuzzlin fer me-it diddnt werk tew start wib,but nao seems
otay *crosses paws*.
Teh pikshure am Ma Hazel’s fayce up close an purrrsonnal
sweetee face
o hai Cookie!
Happie conga rat shoelaces on yor nawt seckund !!1!
Doan furget 2 pik ur teefs wif it 2, jus 2 mark ur sent on it.
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Mai kitteh duz dat all da tyem. Hur walks arownd da howse, markin “Dis chair iz mien. Dat tabul iz mien. Da cowch iz mien. Da hoomin iz mien, etc.”
… frum Ceiling Cat …!
Teh Ten Catmandmints?
Or mebbe the Catmandoos an Donts?
berry punnee, maus
no, dat cant be riet… ceeling cat only sez “HAY STOP DAT!”
Or “I C U!!!!!!”
Nah-ah, sumtiemz Hee sez, “Taht bee gud!”
iz alfabet soop witowt de soop
Catch it!
zomg floaty words! is it a fud?
I maded you a capshun…but I eated it.
Tasted liek chickn.
wuz tasteee an nootrishus?
ROFL
der wuz dis wun too…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/13/funny-pictures-omg-floting-text/
Luks liek da tabbeh kitteh iz abowt 2 pownse!
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(Dis pikshur iz MUSH bettur dan da uglee fishees.) Nao ai can coem owt of hidin…
Meta lolcats are meta.
oh nos – it’s the return of the recursion thread !!!
Courtesy of your Department of Redundancy Department…
Awl doopli-cat foarmz muss bee fylled owt in tripli-cat!
!!! daerht noisrucer eht fo nruter eht s’ta – son ho
s’tas’tirly, it’s liek deja voo all ovrr agin.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
CelineDion vu: the same bloody awful singer with a face like a horse, again!
Didjeri Vu — oh $#!% i woke up in Australia again??
(musta been some party)
deja hoo? teh feelin yu seen sumwon Bfore but carnt amember tehre naym. Agin
Dylon vu: nawt teh saym kuller as Bfore!
Ambercat-Y youse to be insultin horse?
*wintses an prays dis not a pun*
deja moo – teh feelink yoo’ve herd tihs bull befoar
deja mew – taht sekkund mew yoo heerz when walkin by teh emptee fud bowl – agin.
Deja mew (2) – the same lolkat u saws eirler
Bergerbergerbergerbergerberger!!
WootWoot!
LOL!!! I love it!
All right, funny boys. Enough of ur duplicity.
I just enjoyed the Ceiling cat vs. Basement cat thread and must compliment you LCB on “entire summers eve.” While the entire post was win that comment was unbelieveably funny.
*preens happily*
*bleens mightily*
It is HURTING me nawt to have any cheezburgers to fling around. U awl shood has dem!
i agree. i has teh hongrys.
@@@@@ for Teho
@@@@@ for teh lolcatburglar
I’m thinkin bowt goin owt to teh garden too eet wurms.
*donkee sulks*
Ennywun wunna join mee?
*spleens sadly*
um
umm
erhmmmm
*greens greedily*
*leans lazily*
*screens breezily*
*weans wearily*
*grins sneerily*
Well now ur just bein sillily.
*bean soliloquy*
…
…ya, i’s dun.
Ur dun? Ok. I knoes whut to does.
*stiks fork in Teho*
STOP FORKIN WIF ME.
oh, an teh greeny guy
wuz jus becuz.
Ok. U has ur choice: U want me to spoons wif u or knifes wif u?
awl mai spoonin be akowntid fur, missay.
Knifes it is! Butter knifes at 20 paces?
Luk – upinna sky! Izzit a bird? Izzit a playn?
Moar importanlee, iz dey eddible? *nom nom nom*
*emptee spayc on photo, accumpakneed bai giltee luk*
Ohai, sawree – we eeted yor wurds. They wuz nawt tastee nor nutrishus.
Kthxbai!
Also nown as “skywriting by wurd uv mouth” . . . Sorta.
ahh thats sooo cute!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaa….
*deep breff*
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…
*snerk*
*wypz eyz*
*snerk*
*gigglol*
phew! Ai lykes dis wun.
oh, I fawt u wear refurring to teh no moar pepsea comurshal
(aure wuz it coca cola?)
OMG A Mouz that can FLYYYYY
Are there burgers for komments ennymoar? I dont see enny, not even wif teh clik-on-teh-liddel-bocks trik.
not riet naow.
mabey nevar agen. 
NOOOOOOOEEEEES Teho! Don say neber!
I has a sad.
iz otae! {{{kim}}} wii get burgers bak sumdae!
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Haz enneewun else notissed teh ‘ICHCNews’ burger boatin fing am missin
oar is it jess me?
Ai did ask teh cheezs fer an updayt on burger/nestin status eerlier tewdai.
Praps dems lukkin at ower comments.?plz?
kawmmint burgers: status FAIL
I used to speak like your run-of-the-mill AOLer.. I dabbled in leetspeak.. eventually I stopped that and tried to focus on good grammar and spelling, a sort of self-improvement exercise since I never did well in English in school.. however, when in Rome, do as they do.. so my attempt at lolspeak..
*ahem*
O.O Dat is teh AWESUM shot! Kudos to teh fotografar! Dat capshion ish luky teh fotokats kant move, or it’d reed “OMG I R NOT A CHU TOI!”
o hai! LOLspeek – ur nawt doing it rong!!1! in udder wurdz doin it rite.
iz u a kitteh oar a hewman? bofe am wellkm heer!
*wisspurrs too Freerefill conspiratorillee*
Dat wassunt so bad, wuz it?
U can play wiff playdo and slinkees an run arown warin juss ur sneekers, heer, too, iff u like, an jump in mud puddulls. Dere arrunt enny nuns wiff rulers to smack ur extreemitees furr aktin like a fool.
Reelee!
Rilly? Juss sneekers?!
*Ambercat strips orf*
WooHoo!!
Ai eeben got no sneekers!!*danse an spin an twirl*
Ai r free… free …free…freezin!!!!!!! *kwikly cubbers up wib floofy pj’s an a balaclava!!*
w00t! Iz a beeyootifull dai heer in teh Meeshigun, so I’z gonna joyne yoo in teh naked danz (befoar teh sno coems bak).
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*runs ober to nawty barn to git teh YNG so he can joyn in too*
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*danz and twerl and frolik*
*frolik and danz and twerl*
*twerl and frolik and danz*
*grabs YNG an waltzes across teh green green gras*
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(psst – Tidmum, yoo mite warm up a bit if yoo danzes a fast waltz wif YNG! – jes sayin
i is alwayz naked sep whin ma hoomans triy to dress me up.
cat clothes – status: FAIL
Streekin? On teh ICHC site? Whutta grayt ideear!
Ambercat, on this luvlee spring day, I puts awn mah sneekurs, I tayks awf mah orinj furz, an I joyns yoo!
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee!*
Oh my.
*cubbers eys*
*peeks thru fingurs*
is not DAT warm owtsied! i gets teh shrinkijj jus finkin bowt it.
Erm,Teho,wud yew lyke a floofy blankee?
*runs away laffin*…..
HEL YEZ I WUNTZ FLOOFY BLANKY.
brrr
Heer yew r Teho *hands ober a big floofy blankee,a hiyooge mug ob
hawt chokklit an a pair ob green floofy underdrawers*
Dis shud warm yer cokkles-ob yaw hart dat iz!!
u meen “Crocles” doncha?
Whuts Crocles?
[sigh] how soon we fergit.
Um, Tidmum, wuz a plai on wurds:
Crocs = uglee shoes, sumtiems worn – strangelee enuff – to cuvver wun’s dangly bits; rhymes wit . . . oh darn, well, I won’t go ther!
Crockles = liek teh cokkles uv teh hart
Duz that halp at awl?
whut ai fergit? Ai r Ingerlish yew noes
wut rhiems wif “Crocs”?
dat wuz u, wusnt it?
(enywai i r makin dis awl up az i goes along so ur not missin much)
Ai noes Teho
ai r funnin!!
Akshully crocles-cockles can be 3 fingz:
The cockles ob teh hart,
The oribble wrinkly shelled sea froot ,
oar the … ahem ..well yew noe … Heehee!!
No Teho. Dat wuz mi!
See below a liddel bit.
Ai cornfuzzled, tho. Hao r da shooz gonna cubber surtin partz an keep um warm? Dey gots holes awl obber dem!
Lolz!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
I has som hot pepper oil in case Teho wantsta keep things hot while streakin.
perish teh thot! I R NOT UR MARINAED!
Yew guise!!!!! Lolz!!
Ai lubs ya!!!
An datz why a nekkid gurl can owtrun a nekkid guy enneh day uv teh week – bekawz uv teh dangly bits, slowin ‘em down!
*wayrin brite red sneekers an nuffin els, runs even faster past Teho*
Duz we haz teh spring feber arown heer, or whut!
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*akseps anudder danz wif YNG, tihs tiem a bloos twostep*
hoo wuz dat sneekerd streeker??
twuz a sneekee sneekerd streekr!
freekee.
cue Benny Hill
Yup.Teh sap am risin
nawt heer needur. See-addle iz still teh KOLD.
Ai no has sneekers. Will Crocs wurk?
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**rhsb prepayrs 2 strip**
only if we can wear teh Crocs on owr…
…wel, it rhimes.
Haahahhh
Okai Teho. U can has da Crocs, but ai no wanna dem bak!
**rhsb strips and runs around, waving hands wildly**
Dis shood maek 4 inneresting dryv hoem! 2 bad ai no has convertibul.
Gurls mite nawt has teh problem ob danglee bits but Ai’m pikkin up teh shipping forecast! Floofy blankee plees!
Bwahaaaaa Ambercat!!
Heers a floofy blankee an a hawt chokklit,an ai maded,speshully fer yew,
a green floofy awl in wun boddee suit tew warm yew up.
iz it liek teh merkun “union suit” wif teh drop seat in teh bak?
Yup! Gots teh bum flap an a pokkit an ebbreefing!!!
Ai hads sum pjs like dat wen ai wuz liddle.Demz wuz teh Bestest!!
oooh yes! Ai had tohse jammies too! An teh lidl gurl taht dys at teh satrt ob “”City obAngels” ses taht teh best ting abowt bein alibe is “pajamas wit feet in tehm”
Cudnt agree moer!
Ohhh City ob Angels’ -mah fabe fim Evva!!!
Nicholas Cage -Yummmmmmmmmm!!
I lurrrrrrrrrrrve himz.
itz…itz…itz…wut iz it?
lol
wate……wut’s a capshun?
a capshun is liek teh haiyest rankd kitteh on a sheep!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH *frantically trais to gif cheezburgers to halfbeast*
Whew, I founded sum – heer u go:
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You’re breaking the fourth wall!
Arownd heer wii tendz 2 b braking most ebberything.
an yet, nuffink seems to stai borked forebber!
tuksee kitteh says two stripee kitteh, : awr lifes has alwais bean catpshuned! tihs teh furstest time you notiss tihs? Silly youngling.
ohai
I finded diz site today. Iz really funny.
capshun kittehs better than boo fishy.
Shelby da kitteh
wurkin on ma LOLspeak
Ohai shelby! Welkum to teh ICHC! Iz a phun an funnee plais. Yu duz teh lolspeek bery gud. If yoo go up a fyew posteses, yoo kin find a messug frum kafleenthedonkey wehre she haz a bery gud deskripshun uv owr liddel corner ob teh intratoobs.
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*hands shelby sum hawt choklit, a sawft blankee, sum possum-shaped choklit peeses an a CHRG(wdoi)*
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welkum agin! Yoo’ll haz a fun tiem heer, I’z shur!
Um . . . *sidles over to PB2K*
Is ther moar uv teh possum-shayped choklits?
*holds owt paw*
ob corse, gremlin! (doan tell, but ai grabt a cuppla boxes ov teh possum choklits frum the Taibo Teak. So we’s got lots)
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*handz gremlin sum possum-shayped choklits awn a lacy doilee*
hay, ai kan haz sum possum choklits, tew?
*holdz owt bofe pawz*
whi shur, N1iP! heer!
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*rummage rummage fer moar doilies*
*arranges doilee ov possum choklits jes fer no 1 in particular*
*hands teh doilee to no 1 in particular*
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Enjoi!
donka, mersee, graseeas, tank yu!
Hur spekez liek a natib awlredy. Yay!
Ohai, shelby! welkum tew ICHC!
Yur lolspeek iz fiyn. yull lurn hao tew doo it bedder az yu cuntinyoo commintin. wun ting ai’ve lurned abowt lolspeek iz taht ebbrywun haz tehir own yooneek spellin. ai teh unlee wun ai noes hoo spellz teh wurdz “to” “too” and “two” az “tew” injoi yur choklit adn sawft blankee! agan, welkum!
Ohai shelby,
PB2K lukked after yew reel gud.
As yew can see,awl teh Cheezfrenz am wunnerful,kaerin and kynd!!
Teh welkum waggun iz awlwayz reddy fer new frenz!!
Teh lolspeek iz multi dialekted,cuz peepz heer cum frum awl ober teh Whirld.
Moastlee we noes whut eech am sayin.Jess ask if yew getz confuzzled.
Tank u fur da hot choklit, and da choklit, and da bankie.
. I wuz goona posty and run, but wit dat welcome, I make dis a regular sniffin’ spawt. I livz wit 2 udder kittehs an 2 greyhounds. Dey speek Houndish, iz like LOLspeak. Dey posty ovr at greytalk.com http://forum.greytalk.com/index.php?showtopic=196984.
I makz daddy where de CHRG
kbai
*first posty not show up after a few hours?*
if we’z getz teh ladder ….. we getz teh capshun ………. nomnomnomnomnom
ON ANOTHER TOPIC ENTIRELY:
Purdue can has cheezburger!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q4fTPwXy4U
Sorta.
So many fings for kitteh to play wif while waiting for cheezburger!
[mesmerized]
Not OMG but OMCC
Kittehs wunt tu knoe iyf dey be inna cartune?
Adn iyf yess, wye izzn’t capshun inna wite ballyoon, liek prauper komics?
(Dey suspekt dis mite bee wun ov thoase dangleyng participull triks;
Adn iyf iz troo, dey doan wunt tu participayte; jes doan wanna plaiy)
Tabby: Wut duzzit say?
Tuxie: I duzzent heer it sayin nuffing.
Capshun iz gift frum Celing Cat.
Worshippin, brb.
[i]“My God, it’s full of stars…”[/i]
heh, al u needs is sum *a*s*t*e*r*i*x*
ZOMG!!!1!11!1 WER DID DAT COME FRUM!?
WUT?!?!?!?
(beep boop beep)
operator: hello, caption assignment service, how can i help you?
lolcat: ohai, i’s an lolcat whos unhappy wif mah capshun. wut i do?
operator: go to our website, choose your caption, and it will be replaced in 2-3 buisness days, call us again if it isnt replaced by then, or if you get the wrong caption.
lolcat: kthnxbai.
oh my godz,it ish teh capshun!