Caturday

Caturday nite fevr
wen will it b caturday?
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Caturday nite fevr
wen will it b caturday?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Gprime
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Caturday nite’s alrite alrite
Caturday nite’s alrite
Looks like kitteh will spend Caturday lazering the populayshun of Tokyo!
Congrats PB2K on your top not sekkond!
I even haz the old 33 rpm soundtrack album we kan danse to.
Caturday nite’s alite alite
Caturday nite’s alite
Yu can tell bai teh wai Ai chayse mai fud
Ai’m a kitteh kat, no tym to loos…
tiz br not b!!! (sowweh, ai worx in aitee an doo teh hayshe tee em ell fur a libin! *hides*
bloomin wrong link!! *growul* ment tat for teh leeza-b commen beelow!!
no ‘pawlogies needed; we kittehs always needs teh help
espeshully wif teh haich tee em el
ok, that wuz a test. ai tried to put
.
pointy thing to the left
br
point thing to the right
.
as ai wud do, but wif “b” insted of “br” to make the bold,
but nuffin happeneded. nuffin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqyThp09VG4
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spin that disco ball!!11
OMG.
okays dis link NSFW, not saef fr kids, not sayf fur disco, nuthin.
downt even clik it. srsly. except Stend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI2M0I3HDKY
:ROFL:
yes auntie janet, teho has been a bad kitteh…
but we luvs him neways. *^.^*
UGH!
UGH!!
UGH!!!
UGH!!!!
STAYIN ALIYV. STAYIN ALIYV.
he TOLE u not to clik it!!
But hee knowz verree well taht the moar he says “do nawt klick,” teh moar lielelee it iz taht ai will doo it. Wee ar kittehz, remember – an VERREE curious!!
*luks at “who b talkin”

I can’t b beeleeving taht tehy r still slugging it out on
basement cat vs ceiling cat!!!!!!!111!111!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d go adn watch but it b taking sooo loooooong 2
doanloading. So I will just sitting heer and laffing at
tehm.
Maybee ai can doo it faster..But yesterday – ai thot it waz going to crash!!1 Mai pikxhurs were awl kruked, an ai cudn’t control teh up & down thingee.
ai’ll go luk. Ai must say – tehy closed Kitekat fur cmmints long befoar this wun!!!
ZOMG Defmeddul BeeGees!
HI-larious!
disco = pleh!
butt wif harbls, mebee OK, leik dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amCeqrpYzes
Leningrad Cowboys
(dis mai 3rd trai at postin dis link!)
Ai got teh mooves Bebbeh!!!
3 way tai! Congrats awl!
duz we do discoe dansing now?
yikes! teh bold wuz aksident!! ai wuz trying to do brake. Nawt brake dansing. Just brake.
Ai fink ai will ‘brake’ sumfink if ai duz teh discoe dansin!!
leeaz-b – hai. what iz this brake ov which yoo speek? an izzit sumthing ai mite want to doo too????
arg! I try again.
to make a brake, put a
without the periods where u want a space btw ur lions.
Ok lets see if this werks.
Hmmm – traing to gess wat it iz yoo ar dooing.
Sentince.
anuther sentince
an yet another
Ohhh – luk at that. an ai never eben HURD ov taht befoar.
Mai stars an whiskerz. What WILL tehy think ov next!!!
arg!
Itz a catch 22!!! Ai don’t know hao to show u wiffowt it converts to where you can’t see it!
* mumbles under breath &*^&&*) *
Hopefully somewun else can halp?
Ai has to go awai for todai… I plai on ICHC at werks, and itz tiem for me to go. Ai’ll check back tomorrow to see if you haz halps yet. If nawt, ai will see if I can find a website that splains.
Thankz, leez-b!!!
Ai doo beleef ai figgered it awt!!!
Oar – mebbee nawt. Hmmmm
Sentince
anothur sentince
an yet another
Nope!!
discoe dansin= dis goe heer, dis fut goe heer, dat fut goe dere?
discoe dansing = discoe heer, dat fut goe dare?
ohai JKH4K!
It’s teh HTML. I knoes how to do it… when ai can type!
2 make a space between ur lions.. u puts a
*without the spaces tho…*
Insted, I put a
by aksident wich made it bold.
if u does the bold, to stop the bold u go,
at the end uf ur sentense, or lettur, or whatevur u are making bold.
awl these wifowt spaces…try it owt!
LOLOL!! Ai know about the pointee end thingees, an the bak slash to stop it.
But – what goes inbetween???
gud morning and welcum bak to class!
roll call…. JCH4K? JCH4K? Bueller?
ok. mai limited html skillz, let me show u dem!
If u noes the pointy things and bak slash to stop- u puts a BR for a brake, a B for bold an I for italics.
BOLD
italics
Wut iz awl dis stufz? mite bork mai liddle brane heer.
Shud be dune trai tu opun ms werd tu du hoamwerk fur tumoro clas . Mite hab tu uninstal de fauxfyr, er, wutebber. But ai haz burning kwestschun bowt teh floofy nikkerz. awlwais semes tu be grene. Nawt cumz ovver kulorz oar we getz speshul cheepy price? Grene goze gud wif my shuz but sumtiems laikz a choys. but if we getz bowt lebentyninteen fur bowt 14 centz iz ok. Nawt liek n e budy gunna se it enny wai.
gmawairsgreneshuz – it’s Tidmum an Ambercat an SJ an, apparehtlee, gibbocat hoo know about about teh green floofee nikkerz.
They just maekz mee ware them frum tiem to tiem becuz they think it iz High Larry Us!!!!
iz SJ adn Gibbocat aslo frum TTI? Ai noze De lubblee Tidmum and Ambercat
ar adn hab de furry cowld wethurz. Ai warez dem ina wintur tiem eebun in Calfur kneez cuz ai’m owld adn nawt prance abowt leik de yung wunz duz.. Maibe subjek cumz up agen wen doze peepz ar heer tu sai wutz go awn wif dat. Tidmum warez de silkiez tunite
Ooooh! dint noze dat! taip de owld kine smily and emo kine cumz.:-)
nawt dat tiem. traiz agen.
yay!
Yes – yes they ar. an Paul. an Annieluvsprintie (if awnlee she wud com bak). An
Handicat, Sangrail, babycake, Lovecat, an poohbear3931. There a a couple moar, but rite now, ai can’t remember.
Klolzz iz, as far az ai know – ar awnlee Irishman. An paws4thot iz teh awnlee Scottish wun. So – wai so few frum teh teenees Ireland an Scotland???
O – an ai guess ai shud add yoo to mai liszt????
Hai, Ize fae S-cat-land. This kitteh has his own built in disco lazurs.
*Ahm too sechsy fer ma fur,tew sechsy fer ma fur*
*too sechsy it hur-rtz*
And I likes the kitteh better than the Tony Manero (or whatever name) karackter.
Agreed C.H!!
Yoo gotz dat rite, CH!
rilly? ai haz a softy spot fur John Travolta. mmmm
Kitteh iz a danzin masheen – teh lazers ar fullee charged, too!
Mebbe nawt lazers…mebbe just reflekshun from disco ball…
ha, ha, ha, ha,
staying aliiiiiiiiiive ….
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… luks like teh 3-way tye fur nawt-second, so big congrats to pb2k, ambercat, and tidmum.
Fanks PdB
Gud tew see yew.
Hai Phillipe!!!
Nice to has yew bak!!1
an may ai joyne yoo in offering mai felicitashuns az well fur teh Tryple?
Can wun akshullee hav a THREE wai ty? sumhow – ty to mee meens just “two.” Tho – in teh past cupple ov daiz ai hav been so outrageouslee rong so menee tiems – thiz wun wud bee liek – well – anuther “rong” too me.
Altho – in mai calendar – starling marked yesterdai wif a big gowld star an sayed – “yay! Today – Janet wuz RITE” In a thred wif 400 + commints. Ai wus RITE!!! wunz.
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}
Yew am awlwayz ite in whut yew beleeb in.Nebber doubt dat.
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}
Fink dere wuz 4 ty tuddur dai. big foofuraw ina taebo teak.
Ohai gmwgs
We been habbin sum fun heer tewnite.
Ai been tew teh Tybootik an gots mahsef a nice pair ob silkee pj’s, an ai orf tew bed nao tew getz awl snuglee wib Mr T.M.
W00t!!!
Nite nite awl
*runs orf in a clowd ob ‘channel nomber 5′ an ‘eau de laffter’!!*
Woot! de silkeez nd #5 ar lubblee but, depenz hao snuglee yu wantz, I hab the “Animale” oh,depurfyum. Heer. Spray* spray * spray* Hoo! De mr. TM bettur watchexz owt. ooh, bettur tu hab kidletz slepez ober frenz haos.
Hai JCH4^nK — thanks!! itz gud to be back (still travelling, so may have hard time connecting again)
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wif teh kittehs waiting to pownce on teh new picshurs, wif teh clever and witty, yet concise commints at hand … er, paw … teh tails twiching as they hit teh refresh button, … ai thinks we can eeezily have teh 3-way, teh 4-way, and maybe sumday the legendary 5-way tie fur nawt-secund.
Yoo know – ai think we had wun – the 5-way tie!! Nawt awl that long ago. But it’s the WERD “tie.” We needs- it seems to mee – sum new werds. TrYple? QuadrYple?
QuintYple – an – teh elusive (an erotic) SextYple.
Ai just madeded yoo a commint an WP eated it. But – it will shurlee show up sum day – so – lite chit chat fur teh meen-wile?
Wehn doo yoo eggspekt to bee bak at hoam base? an ar yoo having a gud time doing yur “thing.” ???? Wich ai am still MOLTO curious about!! Ar yoo having nice wether?
(Don’t ai doo lite chit chat well? Yeerz ov practiss!1)
Ohai JCH4K! Shudn taht be, “molto curioso”? Long az wii r speekin teh Eyetallyan….
Can I join ur group uv “theater peeps” an “opera peeps”, bai verchuu of playin in teh pit 4 so long? Prtee pleez?
Well – yes!!
“molto curioso” wud hav been molto “migliore!”
an yessss!!! Ai wud bee delited to hav yoo in mai groop(s). an sumday, we can has – sumting. Maybee sum “diskussionz” purrhaps.
Fangs sew musch, Janet!!
Ai will comm prepaird to dizkuss fings aktorz an singrz frow into da pit
sposed to be a wink, try agen…
oh yes,
very nice lite chit chat
muchas grasseers,
ai am still on teh left coast, in sunny califowrnyeea, wif teh nice wethers, or nawt.
but ai think we shud repair to the disco (see the msg from gibbocat below).
hop on teh monowrail!!
Wh00000!! Ai hav hopped!!! neerlee missed it. Gud thing it haz this nice awld fashioned open bak.
Nawt furry warmz heer in de san hosai tudai. clowdz nd windz. Stil bettur dan lotz ub plaicez
Ohai PdB! I betz if teh lejendarry 5-way tye be atem…patpem…atdtm..tried, taht Werdsqush haz a fit an bloez a gazkit? Stilll, fun 2 tri 4!
Aw, Janet!!?? Yew am nawt payin attenshun..? Teh Tybooteek wuz maed speshullee 4 ebents sush az multeewai ties. eye seam 2 membur taht der wuz ai 6 wai ty witch stawted it awf. Sew eberee buddee kan hab teh axez 2 teh commowdeeus akkomydayshunz ov teh Tybooteek. An teh newlee konstruktid monowrayulcat link 2 Noplayzinpartikular wer eye beleeb No1iP am waitinz 4 yew awl wif teh sparklee dizko bawl an teh pawlisht danz flur.
Pik up yur wyt sootz @ teh tybooteek awn yur wai der!!
Danz danz danz!!
Danz teh nyt awai!!11
Fanx gibbocat,yew am teh bestest orgamicer ob,well,ebbreefing!
Ai lubs mah new silkee pj’s.Fankyew fer keepin tehm in stock!!
Tidmum, goez to bedd! U loozin ur bewtee sleep!
Ai dont reelee think teh bewtee sleep iz what she mite bee loozng!!
bewtee sleep nawt mayke mush differnse heer-ai swarez ai gits wrinklier az teh nites goe by!!Praps ai r dooin it rong?!!!
Nitey nite zauberflote.
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Nitey nite awl mah Cheezfrenz,fankyew awl fer the funnest eebin ai had
in aygez!!.
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Plai nice nao.
I don’t b thinking teh silkee pj’z r 4 deh sleepingz.
*wink, wink*
spakrlee disco ball?
pawlished dance floor?
loud mooosic system?
fog machines?
peeples flirting danjurously wif polyester overdose?
I am there!
quick, grab teh tickets on teh monowrail an off we goez
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opY4qcidFk&feature=related
LOL!! Phillipe – were yoo eber at teh Electric Circus in Noo York in teh urlee 70s??
It wuz eggsactlee what yoo ar describing – awnlee HYOOJ. an dark. an strobe lites. an UV lites, with lotz of things glowing in teh darK!! Lotz of fun.
hmmm. nawt at teh Electric Circuits, but ai wuz at teh Stoodyeo 54 wun time. it wuz like that. lotz of things glowing in all kindz uv wayz
Bedder than Jennifur’s gloweee things – wich didnt’ At leest nawt fur us. We asked Joe to come with us an he sayed no, he had mennee times befoar wached Jennifur’s glowee thing not glow.
But – what? Lotz of things? Waht . . .what kind ov things?? Mine were moastlee poasters.
the memories; they is all kinda vague and blurry. but pretty much eberybuddy there wuz glowing in wun way or an otter.
wuz yew collektin data on bioloominescenz?
i dint eben no otterz can hadz dat.
Well – “oops” akshullee – ai haetz to admit it – but –
*wispurrs* ai seem to hav missed teh wun where yoo furst started teh marvelous Ty Booteek. an then ai wuz gone again. An ai missed awl teh rummajing about . . .
Ai just neber wanted to say it. . .becuz. . . ai hav mor or less just cum frum a thed where ai wuz rong tiem after tiem . . .an . . it’s just a liddle bit embarrasing. Yoo unnerstand?
O *sigh*
!!!! ai reelee MUST lern to pay moar attenshun.
Aw {{{{janet}}}} eye wuz juss yankin yur chayn!!
Nuffink am ebber rong heer awn ICHC !!11!
B happee!!
Well – AI can bee rong awn ICHC!!!! Yesterdai – awn teh hyooj giant “sum cat vs ceiling cat” wun – it wuz almoast liek teh tiem wehn in mai jerman Leeder klass – we were just “chit chatting” waiting fur teh professor – an ai cashuallee remarked “stranj, isn’t it, taht Schumann an Schubert both haz the saym furst nayme.”
Yoo cudda herd a pin drawp az teh odders staired at mee tin toatal disbliev!!!
Escept ai did it – yesterday – way moar than wunz. Wich just shows – a liddle knolej iz a veree danjerous thing!
yew meenz they duzn’t have teh same first name? ai thot it wuz George.
LOL!!! Yoo ar much kinder tahn mai frenz were!!! ai had too ware the “stoopee” hat awl week!!! An ai gnUUU waht they had fur furst naymes. Ai still hav NOO idea wat ai wuz thinkng!!
Ummmm – george – taht wud be Bizet!
or Manahan……..
Georges? but Ai dint membur de Schumann eeder. an yesdy wutebber yu sed Ai beleeb so nawt tu wurry. Prolly nobunny els notis n e mistrakez
Teho noticed ebbree singul wun!!!!! an tol me so. But – he awlway does. Ai can say sumthing menee threds away taht iz *ahem* purrhaps borderlion stoopee – an *poof* suddenlee he iz there – noticing!!!
He haz a sekret way of finding these things. He told mee wunz, but ai dint understand. Now ai wud unndersand, ai think – but ai dont’ know where that wuz.
jus playn serch funkshin. Ctrl-F.
*sigh* fffffffffffffff That’s wuat AI get wif mai Ctrl-F!!!
Joe – ai needz Joe. An he’z in Sweden. Curse mai lak vo a present nephyoo!!!
oh even teh Macs can has a serch feechur. sumwher. prolly.
*sighs wiff releef*
I diddun noe teh orijin ub teh Ty booteek eedur…
Ai dint eever but semez tu be yu can haz ebbreefing yu ebbur imajin.
All right, Janet. I already admitted I’m so stupid I forgot how to spell my middle
name. So I have no shame left.
What are you talking about? Why was this significant?
I’m referring to Schumann and Schubert now, of course.
but everywun knew them as George
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahaha. . . Oh noes – ai am fawling off mai chayre!!! Teh kittehz ar stairing at mee liek mai erstwile klassmaytes!!1
it cud be wurst:
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There was one who was famed for the number of things
He forgot when he entered the ship:
His umbrella, his watch, all his jewels and rings,
And the clothes he had bought for the trip.
.
He had forty-two boxes, all carefully packed,
With his name painted clearly on each:
But, since he omitted to mention the fact,
They were all left behind on the beach.
.
The loss of his clothes hardly mattered, because
He had seven coats on when he came,
With three pairs of boots–but the worst of it was,
He had wholly forgotten his name.
.
He would answer to “Hi!” or to any loud cry,
Such as “Fry me!” or “Fritter my wig!”
To “What-you-may-call-um!” or “What-was-his-name!”
But especially “Thing-um-a-jig!”
.
While, for those who preferred a more forcible word,
He had different names from these:
His intimate friends called him “Candle-ends,”
And his enemies “Toasted-cheese.”
Taht’z delitefullz!! Wut iz it? hoo rote it?
How did u ever finding it?
(inkwiring mindz wanting 2 noe.)
oops, furgut to give credit where credit is doo:
it’s from The Hunting of the Snark, by Lewis Carrol
Ai thot it mite bee LC – was nawt shur enuf to ventshure a menshun, tho!!
Pssst!!! kafleen!! ar yoo coming to the dans???
C’mon. shud bee fun!
Hmmm – wunder if gibbocat iz still heer? GIBBOCAT??? Ar you still heer?
Yoo cud com too!!!
Wen yu gets older yu can blaim dat fenom… femom.. dat happnin on “senior moments.” Sum of mayn lass all afternoon…
but whut iffn yur onlie 20 an has senyer moments? duz that meen that awl hope is lawst?
pardin me, teriblee sry to introod… buts ar u bai eny chanz blonde?
(:P i kid)
Butt yew am ryt janet. Dem bowf am cawld ’schu’. Wun am bert and teh udder am mann. eye c noe problim!!

doan beet yusselph upp sew mush!
taht seamz 2 B teho’s jawb!
i can has paychek?
eye fort yew deed it 4 luv??
*Getz lubbly polyester outfit frum ty-boo-teek
*getz tikket frum tikkit masheen, hopz on deh monorail.
*lukz out window az teh monorale zooomz along.
*seez JCH4K St, adn JCH4K Circle, adn JCH4K place adn
*JCH4K Ave, adn JCH4K Blvd awl go whizzing bai.
*Hopz off monorale at Noplaisinpartikular.
Wow!! I habn’t ben seeing a disco ball like taht in yrs adn yrs.
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Lukkit awl teh peepz heer just dansing away.
*noticez sumfing stranje . . . .
.
Wut iz happening heer?
Sumthing iz going on
That’s not kwite cleer
Sumbody turn on teh lite
Wii’re gonna hab a partee
It’z starting 2nite
Oh, wut a feline!
Wen wii’re dansing on tee seeling
ai haz my rainbow coloreded polly esther shirt wif teh wiiiiiide collar. And teh bell bottom pants wif teh stripes …
*inhales deeply to fasten teh waist*
*inhales sum more*
*voice now strained*
ok i is reddy to dance dance dance …
C’mon Pd’B!! Joyning us up heer dansing on teh seeling!!!
*Reechez down adn grabs Pd’Bz hand adn pullz him up to
*deh seeling.
Wheeeee!!!
ahhhh …
upside down, wif teh pull of grabbity going teh other way, makes tehese 1970s pantz a much more cumfortable fit, here in the 2000s.
naow if ai can just get my feets going … step spin twirl pose!! step spin twirl …
*pssst*
duz anybuddy noes if jazz hands goes wif disco?
Heloooo up there!!! ai now am waring mai dark bloo dress wifh teh long whyte poofee sleevez with teh bloo and red pokee dotz awn them.
hoo awl iz up there – an iz there room fur mee???
*grabs jCH4Kz hand adn pullz her up!
Welcum 2 deh dans!!!!
ooh, yeah.
always room fer mowr.
grab ahold,
swing up,
feets to teh ceeling,
turn grabbity around,
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo
Thankz fur turning the grabbitee around. Ai thot ai’d hav to hold awn to mai skurt awl nite. A bit hard to dans like that!!!1
Oh, wut a feline!
Wen wii’re dansing on teh seeling
Teh ruum iz hot…taht’s gud
Sum uv my frenz came
By frum teh nwayborhud
Peepilz were starting
2 clime teh wallz
Ooh, it luks like everybuddy
Iz habbing a ball.
Whooopzieee!!! Thankx, cweenmj!! *wispurrs* Did you EBER in yur lief see enething as splendid as Maus awn taht beeg horse doing teh caprioles an levades. Taht iz sumthing ai nebber egspeckted to see in mai lieftiem.
*luks around* Oh mai – it’z kwite dark up heer, isn’t it? An awl tel flashing lites – an glowee things – an teh fog – an teh strobe lites – an teh mewsik. “amazing, how potent cheep mewsik can bee.”
It’s deh bestest disco I eber saw!!
(Maus wuz spectaculure. The magnifisent horse adn
hiz awesum regalia!!!)
Glad wii got PdB to helping wif teh grabbiteez.
uzzerwize thingz cud get stranje.
thank yew, thanks yoo…
they seemed to have the grabbity fixed in the video (several commints above). gud thing too, or the hairdoos wud be in trubble …
LOLOLOL!!! Mai hairdoo wuz the last thing ai wuz werreid about!!
OOOO – so soreee – ai has IRL companee. Must go. Haet to bee awlwaiz missing the dans. . . .
We can disco dansdansdans rown owr handbags in silly bray shun?
Wh00t! Wh00t!
Am yew got yer white stilettoes awn?
Ob corse! But nuffink els – oops, taht wus teh last pikchur!
) Nitey nite
Brrrrrrr Its got icy cold heer. Tym to snorgle unner teh doovet (awn mai oen, no MrT-M for me
{{{{{[Ambercat}}}}}} Cowld heer tew. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*whispers* ai wud rather hab teh bed fer mahsef-an teh Kittehz ob corse!!
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Nite nite sleep tite .
Nitey nite Ambercat! Sweet dreemz!
Caturday nite lazur sho!
kat
i’m a kitty kat
and i dance, dance dance
dance, dance dance
You aint nothing but a hound dog
crying all the time
You aint nothing but a hound dog
crying all the time
You never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine….
dat kitteh looks evil… :O
Thrillah, Thrillah Nite
And nah one gunna sav u
from da beest bout 2 strike
ai fowned de wordpress.com fur maik blog but stil az cunfuzzle az ebber . Hoap tu be abul tu maik abatar sune. nd owr stelur maryo” had mewsic noatz wun dai. Wantz.
Bright Eyes kitty says “I’m wide awake, it’s Caturday morning!!!”
Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep
hush mai darlin, be stil mai darlin, teh zombys aiz ar bryte…
Tern down hibeems
Iz rood to oncomeng trafic
this cat is so cool! hahaha!
Zombee Cat wants brainz!!
Kitteh disko-danses rlly guud awl by himselfe;
(Him twirled hims paurtner rite owt ov teh ruum, adn daown teh hall;
adn her haz nawt bin scene synce).
Caturday OMG!!!!!!!!! LOLZ THE CHILD CAT DANCED!
coloured lights ready…
awaiting music…
music ready…
disco ball ready…
disco cat ready…
waiting…