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  1. Maus says:

    Fuuds!!

    • Maus says:

      NomNomNomNomNom……

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Congratz, Maus, on yout top not-sekkond! Perhaps a danse to “Under the C” would be in order! And shrimp cocktail, anyone?

      • Maus says:

        OK. Yoo danse, I’ll watches. And how about sum cajun-style mudbugs (aka crawfish)?

        • Cookie's Human says:

          Well, if you iz just watching, I be watching too. So I set up a nice dance troop of fishes and other assorted sealife 2 perform amazing rendition of “Under the C” to entertain us as we sits backs and haz some crabcake sandwiches. Really, izzn’t that octupus amayzing how she be dansing wid her 8 tentakkkles?

          • Cookie's Human says:

            Oooh, look at deh Arabesking Anchovies
            and the Butterfly fish be Balleting
            and the Circling Catfish – how da kittehs do luvs them!

            • Cookie's Human says:

              The Dansing Dolphins
              and the Elegant Electric Eel be …Electrfying!

              • julyisthebestmonth says:

                followed by teh
                Flounder floundering, and a
                Grouper groping, and a
                Halibut, well…..just for the halibut.

                • Ambercat says:

                  Iguana drounin – oops!
                  Jellyfish jumpin
                  Katfish high-kikkin
                  L…

                  • leeza-b says:

                    Lolcat disapeering??

                    *uh*
                    Lolphin laughing
                    Monkfish detecting
                    Needlefish needling

                  • Cookie's Human says:

                    O Hai, Ambercat -

                    I be so slow in typing dat you gets the I-J-K fishes on da list while I still figuring out names.

                    Thanks for the lemon biskit this morning; I had sweet dreams from it as I slept (or maybe it wuz because Cookie wuz sleeping on my tummy).

                    • Ambercat says:

                      Ai’s nawt shor teh biskits R as gud as tehy mite be but teh cheezy scoens Ai maed after R nomnomnomnom! Ai’s taekin it awl – plus som dull growslurries – to teh Nawty Barn, for reel! Ai’m awn a 2 dai furst ayd corse an we’s stain at–in a Campin Barn. Me, an wun ir too odders, tink teh oenlee wai to do camping wen ober 25 is wit lawts ob alkyhool. So if it dusnt start as the Nawty Barn it’ll awlmost serpently end up taht wai!

                      • Cookie's Human says:

                        It be depending – any handsome, charming, unattached mens be attending this *ahem* first aid course/camping/alkahol-soaked trip? If so, maybe I can joins you!

                        • Ambercat says:

                          At leest wun unattachd colleeg! Mebbee moer – meetin som colleegs for teh furst tym. Its nawt far form SJ, enneewun got her number? If tehre’s no YNGs tehre, she’s bownd to hav a spayr!

                    • CrazyOldLady says:

                      Cookie wuz sleepin on yur tummy? Nex time eet it…no crumz in teh bed dat wai!

                • Cookie's Human says:

                  The Icthys be Irridessing,
                  as da Jellyfish be Jingling (stays away from thems!)
                  and da Keyhole Cichlid be looking at U!

          • Maus says:

            Amazing. Until she tryded to do a pirouette en dedans and another en dehors at teh saem tiem. Now she all tangeldeded up…

      • We could has a “Enchantment Under teh Sea” danse, but then it might mess up teh time-space continuum. And we just had it cleened.

    • cweenmj says:

      Maus — lubbing teh danses u hab ben doing on deh clydesdale!!!
      So beautymaus! {maus} & a schmoo 2 deh horsee

      • Maus says:

        Yer welcums. It’s teh leest I cud does for me old “pbqr zngr”…

        • cweenmj says:

          I hab ben leeving a note sumwear on deh prebius page to b thanking ebbery1 4 deh awesum parade. it wuz truly a surprise 2 b waking up 2.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Fur enebuddee hoo duzn’t know – there waz a moast spektaular parayde awn cweenmj’s blog this morning!!

            Just klick awn hur nayme – an yoo can see it!

        • SolnEsther says:

          It should be a new event at all major ekwestrian gatherings – Draft Horse dressage! I was most impressed by the regal Maus Quing Regalia at the parade .

          • kafleen says:

            Hey, u…just red ur note about the amygdala an it was still fresh on my brain when
            I stumbled upo THIS pic…now my amigduhluh is singing “no, no, no…”

            pleh.
            DONOTWANT!
            :lol:

            • kafleen says:

              Dose bottom tingees look like Sleestack Fishees.

              • SweetMotherOfMars says:

                Bawt mi kiddoes Lahd ov der Lohst dvd… deh liekd Chaka buh NAWT dSleestacks. Nawt ebben de smrt aun whuz gonna sendd Will hoem to iz aun tiem.

                • kafleen says:

                  Is u baitin a trap furr a compyootur brain to fall in? :P

                  *snurts an imajunns sumwun cummin along an sayin, Auntie Em frum
                  WOO, not LOTL. Den teh smart asses will gleefully rush in an mouf off, den dere will bee snurts,
                  den dere will bee discusshuns….ah, mah imajinashun, lett mee show
                  u it….*

                  WAIT….WAIT….

                  Aun tiem not ‘Auntie Em’….its ‘Own Time’….
                  8-O
                  Twilite Zone. I cum frum it.

              • JAJEH says:

                Mai hed splortin frum deh KYOOT!!!

          • JAJEH says:

            Mizzed diz picher. Bud acuppla weekenz ago ai rode a REEL draff horse, a Purchupon! Berry naice fella, big an cushy. He turn him hed so ai rub noze an scrash eers. 17 hanz hai, ai guess, deh peeps hu wurk wid him say prolly more dan dat. Hiz nam iz Stonewall, an he luks laik it. Nicknaem iz The Big Marshmallow – an dat soot him tu!

  2. Cookie's Human says:

    Kind of like Star Wars, but underwater!

    • Domino says:

      I wuz tinkin Jabba teh Hut fur teh furst n thoes tribuhl guize frum Indiana Jonez en teh sekkund pick. Teh cunnech… cunneck… teh link? Harrison Ford! ;) Iz liek playin 6 degrez uv Kevin Backun!

    • Kayjoy says:

      fur sum odd reesun it took my computer 30 min. 2 lode teh lolfish pix- i cud reed ur commints, tho, n nao i kno y dere r so many exotic, otherworldly refs.
      these guys r so amazin n a touch ludicris.
      i think its time fur me 2 visit teh pet store- we haz a biiiiiiiig tank waitin fur fish

  3. rhsb says:

    Uglee fudz!

    Verreee skaree 2 mi. Ai needz 2 hied sumwheres….

  4. cmerry says:

    Fayces onleee mothas cud luv… mebbe!! :P

    http://www.happylolday.com

    • trtskh says:

      berry khy00t nd ennd-andee-endeer-maken u feelz lubz foar dem awl ob a suddin. nawt eggsactly kuddleh (mabbeh slimmy?), butt khy00t

  5. leeza-b says:

    Luks liek Dorie and her frend bin zombitized!

    • Domino says:

      zomg, liek srsly. Won dai wee wur awl hoeld up in hotel ruum n wachin wedder chanle durinn dis blizard n wee wunder wut if u wur liek dori from findin neemo n had short term memree loss wud be u liek eberi ten minuts liek “wut!? der be blizzard!?” becuz it jus repeetz n repeetz so fur res of teh wekkend weez liek “wear awl dis sno cum from?!” wen daer iz liek too feetz awn groun n daer be warninkz lef and rite awl dai n nite.

      • leeza-b says:

        lolz- teh wether channel..newz for the ADD in awl of us!

        your local wether on the eights:
        10 minits latur… itz the same
        10 minits latur… itz the same
        10 minits latur….itz the same

        2 infiniteeeee and beyond!

        • Tessie says:

          Kommentator on lokal radio stayshun wair I uzeta liv made fun uv Travel Wether: He sed hooever sold Idear uv Travel Wether must be most super salezman EVAR!
          Salesman: We haz noo feeture, iz kalled Travel Wether.
          Sponsor: Wut iz it?
          Salesman: Basikally, we sho tha wether in diffrent places.
          Sponsor: ??? So, how iz that diffrent frum whut yoo hav on all day now?

  6. MarckyMarck says:

    holy mah cowz!!@!1 we haz gotz to boil teh ocean afore more of dese ugly fuds gets borned

    • SweetMotherOfMars says:

      Oseeun, iz alreddy gittn wahrmr… (nawt boyl yet) but wit teh ize awl melty doz ugly fudz iz gittn kloser 2 u!

  7. Froyd says:

    holy #@(*& it’s an underwater lion! get in the car!

  8. 10thLife says:

    3rd picture is me going AAAAAAAAAAA – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH – HHHHHHH
    HHHHH.

  9. 10thLife says:

    Time to call electrolysist.

  10. idancescauzizhappy says:

    No! Bad fings! Not kyute!

    (hides)

  11. JAJEH says:

    Whare picher go? Did fishees awl swim away?

  12. starling says:

    Gud, mai last eerwurm was teh theme from “Dallas”.

    • starling says:

      Taht 1 is sposed to go unner teh yeller summarine.

      Stoopy wurdthingy.

    • JAJEH says:

      Dat mebbe bedder den a recen one ub main – “Golden Blossom Hunney maeks ebbery ting tazte bedder.” DOpey kid singin obber an obber dah hole durn jingull. Pleh!

      • Tessie says:

        I memberz reedin sumwares dat wun way 2 get rid uv earwurm iz to replace earwurm song wif something enerjetik and marchy frum old timey musiks — turkee in tha straw or dixie or starz n stripez 4evva. Prolly kannot be wurser than stoopy kommershul jingle.

        • JAJEH says:

          Hauz diz fur eerwurm? Deh lazt seen ub Otello from fite between O and Desdemmina, an to “ah, discolpiti!” – Nooooo!” wid a corner ub “Niun mi tema!” trown in frum taime tu taime.

  13. Jennifer says:

    Um,,, picture not showing for me on FireFox… am I doing it wrong?

  14. LikwidDiamunds says:

    Pweeze dewete dis. Pweeeeze! Do not want!

  15. jj says:

    why no show scawy pikture? u brake da internetz?

  16. JAJEH says:

    Oooh, deh funnee fishees swum bak!

    “Joy to deh fishees indeh deep blue sea
    Joy to u n me!”

  17. two_kitteh_limit says:

    ai has a sad – ai no can see pishure. ai am pout.

  18. katyeh says:

    no can see :(

  19. magnus says:

    no can see two :(

  20. Duffy says:

    Dis pikshur shows a gud reason to liv in Iowuh: is waaaaay far from uglee fishees.

  21. Lhyzz says:

    Ewww… NOT cyoot.

  22. Bloostokking says:

    Akchewally, kunsidduring thet teh furst fishie iz almoes surtenly an *anglurfishie*, it srsly *wudd* be a skary monstur fur thoaz othur fishies! In fakt, mozt anglurfishies iz so inkrediblee ugly thet they wudd be skary monsturs fur just abowt evryboddy — evin if they nawt littel fishies whut cudd get eetin!

    Aneewun heer evur eet anglurfishie? Iz dey taystee? I wuz in teh discownt stor a cuppel uv dayz ago en fownd cookbook with resipee fur anglurfish and imeediyatly thott “Whu eets anglurfish? Whu’d *want* tu eet an anglurfish???” Srsly…dey lukk liek sum kine uv myootant fishie, or a jenetiks eggsperiment gone wrong!

    • kafleen says:

      Bloostokking! It bee YOO! I wuz been wunndurrin bowt u!

      Did u get a job??? If so, wuzz it wun dat u lub?? Pleeze tells mee sum good news!

      *donkee jumps up and down wiff teh Nosy*

    • JAJEH says:

      Deh oshun be G-d’s labatorree fur annudder planet.

    • Tessie says:

      How U cud even ketch anglurfish?? Iz it even possibibble? Dont they live way way down on the bery bottum uv tha oshun floor? Fishing line wud not reech.

      • charlie74656 says:

        Ya, bud nawt verree fast swimmee peeps, so gets cawted in da trawler-netz. Cuz libs on bawtum bud in nawt deeps waterz.

  23. rhsb says:

    Ennybodee eber seen “Earth Girls R Easy”? Dese uglee fishies ramind mi ov da sene were Geena Davis iz havin da nitemaer.

  24. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Hokayyyy, skaree fisheees!!

    Iys nawt Haloweenses yet! Yu iz eivver tu layte oar tu earlee.

    GO WAY, adn nex tyme, befoar yu cumz bak, taika luuk at teh kalundure!

  25. CottlestonPie says:

    Ugh! You could reverse the photos and the captions, and nobody would know the difference. Deep sea creatures are, IMO, the second most horrifying photo subject ever (the most horrifying being photos of the sun…don’t ask me why…).

    • ooh! Oooh! I tink i noes dis wun!

      Prollee cuz over all teh yeers onlee recentlee cud we get too dem and vyoo dem
      like dis, so bein teh aggressub race we are we werunt abbull to kill dem off…dey
      had free rane in teh see too bee as fuglee as dem wunna bee an no stoopee meen
      juj-mental hyoomans cud kill dem. Up here on land moast tings bee prettee nice lookin.

      How’d I doo? Duz I get a waffull?

    • Tessie says:

      Tha sun? But, Mama, that’s wair tha fun iz!
      [or so sez Brooce Springsteen song]

      • kafleen says:

        Oh, Tessie…..that gave me chills.

        So weird…that’s one of my favorite lines EVER in a song. I’m not sure quite why……..

        And even more weird, just recently I had actually forgotten that line and was trying one day to
        remember what it was. I was kind of annoyed. How could I have forgotten it.

        *rubs chin thotfullee………….*

  26. rhsb says:

    Fishees can has maek-ober?

  27. JAJEH says:

    Awww…..my hed splortin frum deh KYOOT!!!!

  28. thefunkygibson says:

    Why da big fishee has treez growin out of itz sidez?!?!?

    I culdn’t see dis befoore but nao I duznt want to has seen it.

    • JAJEH says:

      An wad’s bin seen kannod be unseen!

    • Duffy says:

      Whut yu rilly dont want to see is when the beig fishee is hiding laying still laying still laying still and then suddunly goes—NOM!!! They had dat on teh Teevee onest and I had nitemayors for a week.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Ai fink itz becuz iyt can blends iyn wif itz surrawndyngs soe uther fishees doan sea hims, jes liek a spydre inna webb;

      Den unsuspektyng fishees swims past hims—GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!!!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Yah, turtlol splained iyt purrty guud below!

        • thefunkygibson says:

          But whyz dere be treez on bottum of da ooshun??

          I has a afrikan mask from afrikika n it looks jus lyk de scaredy fisheez.

          But da mask has hairy on iyt nd da fisheez doesn’t has.

  29. rodney dill says:

    How Munch created ‘The Scream’

  30. no 1 in particular says:

    whoa…skeery! :O

  31. turtlol says:

    purdy smart fishie, ebben if nawt purdy pritty. He lays on bottom of C, wiggles liddle lure obber mouf, and fud comes to hims. then, SNARF (chomp) nom.

    den, wayts fur next wun. Purdy gud gig, ifn ya ax me.

    but nowun did. Ai sed it ennyways. Phllllptttt.

  32. 71/2catsmom says:

    ugli fishis and skeery,two. Hope der’s room fur me behind da couch. tink I’ havin da trolps (apposite of splorts)..will CHTC werk fo trolps…haalp!!1!

    • Teho says:

      [duz sum maff]

      …wud dat be 35.5 catsmom?

      • 71/2catsmom says:

        oMG nooo..7.5 be enuff tho at wun tiem I’z had 13. I lubbed dem, eberyun but dat’s a lot of gushy fud to buy all tiem.

        • Teho says:

          ahh, den u mean 7½catsmom.
          i has a caractur map. ;)

          • critter says:

            dat naem two confsin I be critter frum naow on. i’z nwbie here but verry muchly enjoing da picshurs and everbudi comments. lots ob gigggles and frenship here.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              O hai ” critter.” ai laik critter, too. an it’s sumhao a bit eezier tahn 7 1/2catsmom.

              Ummmm – you can haz 1/2 cat???

              eneway – welcome!!! We ar awl veree happee heer, an ai am shur yoo will bee to.

              an ai’m shur ai dunt reelee need to tell yoo – just ‘member – ar wun an awnlee rool iz – bee nice!!!

              An dont shout “furst” iffn yoo lands suksessfullee awn the taupe spot. But taht nawt reelee a rool – it’s just “frowned” upawn.

              • Tessie says:

                I yoosta hav kitteh hoo spent 1/2 hiz time at mai howce an 1/2 hiz time at nayba lady’s howce. Would that B 1/2 a kitteh? Or kitteh job share?

  33. critter says:

    dat “7/12cats” naem be too confusin…I be critter naow. I’z new hear and reely enjoying all the picshure and da commentz. lotz ob giggles and frenship here. Iz nice to be rofl eberyday naow…tamks eberyone!!

    • critter says:

      oops Sowwy fur da double poast. Tx fur da welcum, JCH4C.
      1/2 cat lives unner da hous..ony comz out fur gushy fud and few pets. He’z let me hold ‘em on mai laps and givs purrz todai..he be in fur biiiig surpize soon. Gonna call him fur morning gushie fuds, grab and stuff inna carrier, den taks himz to da vets fur shots and neutricaling. Den mybee he nawt go chasin d girl kitties and will lke to com’n id de haus and be reglur kitah wif awl de overs.

  34. Munch’s payting “Da Skreem” shoez up at bottum of oshean.

  35. Billy says:

    Fish are friends, not food.

  36. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM says:

    Funny like a cat… but it’s not a cat. So why it be funny?

  37. Ronja says:

    Ich mag so Tiere nicht :/ die sind doof ;)

  38. Annalyn says:

    Please don’t eat me!!! I’m innocent O_o.

  39. Freerk says:

    I really underestimated your sense of autism!

  40. Gregge(rs)66 says:

    what is it?

  41. That Guy Behind You says:

    Undead nemo

  42. blalord says:

    LOL!!! is a hawkfish!

  43. Oh hell nooo says:

    OH MY! D:


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