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Fuuds!!
NomNomNomNomNom……
Andrew Zimmern kitteh lerves teh funnee lukin fishies
http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Bizarre_Foods
Congratz, Maus, on yout top not-sekkond! Perhaps a danse to “Under the C” would be in order! And shrimp cocktail, anyone?
OK. Yoo danse, I’ll watches. And how about sum cajun-style mudbugs (aka crawfish)?
Well, if you iz just watching, I be watching too. So I set up a nice dance troop of fishes and other assorted sealife 2 perform amazing rendition of “Under the C” to entertain us as we sits backs and haz some crabcake sandwiches. Really, izzn’t that octupus amayzing how she be dansing wid her 8 tentakkkles?
Oooh, look at deh Arabesking Anchovies
and the Butterfly fish be Balleting
and the Circling Catfish – how da kittehs do luvs them!
The Dansing Dolphins
and the Elegant Electric Eel be …Electrfying!
followed by teh
Flounder floundering, and a
Grouper groping, and a
Halibut, well…..just for the halibut.
Iguana drounin – oops!
Jellyfish jumpin
Katfish high-kikkin
L…
Lolcat disapeering??
*uh*
Lolphin laughing
Monkfish detecting
Needlefish needling
The Oxyrhynchus be Orbiting,
the Prawns be Praying
the sQuids be sQuirming….
Octopi ossilating
Prawn prancing
Qalugruaq salmon quaffing a root beer flote
Rokfish rokking
Sammun slalaming
Tigerfish – kwik, get in teh submareen!
U…
Upsidedown catfish (yes, there be such a name!) Undulates
while the Vicious shark Victimizes the Veak
and the White-spotted tetra considers a Wild color-change…
Anenomes needin eminem,
Whales wailin,
Tuna be tunin
Whut bowt teh vampyre squid frum hel? (an yes, dat is itz uffishul name, so aize nawt swarin.)
…hell :O SO SCARED!!!!!!!
O Hai, Ambercat -
I be so slow in typing dat you gets the I-J-K fishes on da list while I still figuring out names.
Thanks for the lemon biskit this morning; I had sweet dreams from it as I slept (or maybe it wuz because Cookie wuz sleeping on my tummy).
Ai’s nawt shor teh biskits R as gud as tehy mite be but teh cheezy scoens Ai maed after R nomnomnomnom! Ai’s taekin it awl – plus som dull growslurries – to teh Nawty Barn, for reel! Ai’m awn a 2 dai furst ayd corse an we’s stain at–in a Campin Barn. Me, an wun ir too odders, tink teh oenlee wai to do camping wen ober 25 is wit lawts ob alkyhool. So if it dusnt start as the Nawty Barn it’ll awlmost serpently end up taht wai!
It be depending – any handsome, charming, unattached mens be attending this *ahem* first aid course/camping/alkahol-soaked trip? If so, maybe I can joins you!
At leest wun unattachd colleeg! Mebbee moer – meetin som colleegs for teh furst tym. Its nawt far form SJ, enneewun got her number? If tehre’s no YNGs tehre, she’s bownd to hav a spayr!
Cookie wuz sleepin on yur tummy? Nex time eet it…no crumz in teh bed dat wai!
The Icthys be Irridessing,
as da Jellyfish be Jingling (stays away from thems!)
and da Keyhole Cichlid be looking at U!
Amazing. Until she tryded to do a pirouette en dedans and another en dehors at teh saem tiem. Now she all tangeldeded up…
We could has a “Enchantment Under teh Sea” danse, but then it might mess up teh time-space continuum. And we just had it cleened.
Maus — lubbing teh danses u hab ben doing on deh clydesdale!!!
So beautymaus! {maus} & a schmoo 2 deh horsee
Yer welcums. It’s teh leest I cud does for me old “pbqr zngr”…
I hab ben leeving a note sumwear on deh prebius page to b thanking ebbery1 4 deh awesum parade. it wuz truly a surprise 2 b waking up 2.
Fur enebuddee hoo duzn’t know – there waz a moast spektaular parayde awn cweenmj’s blog this morning!!
Just klick awn hur nayme – an yoo can see it!
It should be a new event at all major ekwestrian gatherings – Draft Horse dressage! I was most impressed by the regal Maus Quing Regalia at the parade .
Hey, u…just red ur note about the amygdala an it was still fresh on my brain when
I stumbled upo THIS pic…now my amigduhluh is singing “no, no, no…”
pleh.
DONOTWANT!
Dose bottom tingees look like Sleestack Fishees.
Bawt mi kiddoes Lahd ov der Lohst dvd… deh liekd Chaka buh NAWT dSleestacks. Nawt ebben de smrt aun whuz gonna sendd Will hoem to iz aun tiem.
Is u baitin a trap furr a compyootur brain to fall in?
*snurts an imajunns sumwun cummin along an sayin, Auntie Em frum
WOO, not LOTL. Den teh smart asses will gleefully rush in an mouf off, den dere will bee snurts,
den dere will bee discusshuns….ah, mah imajinashun, lett mee show
u it….*
WAIT….WAIT….
Aun tiem not ‘Auntie Em’….its ‘Own Time’….
Twilite Zone. I cum frum it.
Iz awl gud. Dez lololizms iz hard fur n00bz liek mi. (Moslee eye maeksum up, freshliek daylee.)
I seez sleestackz wif bieks turnun intuh Grumpy TRexez wif broomz….
Dat sounds like sumwuns fantasy ubb a muddur in lol…
Nao Iz haz earwormz sing bassyline “Mudder in LOL” wif tenor “Mudder in LOLLLL” inna baqugrwnd.
Mai hed splortin frum deh KYOOT!!!
Mizzed diz picher. Bud acuppla weekenz ago ai rode a REEL draff horse, a Purchupon! Berry naice fella, big an cushy. He turn him hed so ai rub noze an scrash eers. 17 hanz hai, ai guess, deh peeps hu wurk wid him say prolly more dan dat. Hiz nam iz Stonewall, an he luks laik it. Nicknaem iz The Big Marshmallow – an dat soot him tu!
Kind of like Star Wars, but underwater!
I wuz tinkin Jabba teh Hut fur teh furst n thoes tribuhl guize frum Indiana Jonez en teh sekkund pick. Teh cunnech… cunneck… teh link? Harrison Ford!
Iz liek playin 6 degrez uv Kevin Backun!
fur sum odd reesun it took my computer 30 min. 2 lode teh lolfish pix- i cud reed ur commints, tho, n nao i kno y dere r so many exotic, otherworldly refs.
these guys r so amazin n a touch ludicris.
i think its time fur me 2 visit teh pet store- we haz a biiiiiiiig tank waitin fur fish
Uglee fudz!
Verreee skaree 2 mi. Ai needz 2 hied sumwheres….
Be rlly cairfull ware yu hidez;
(Ai fink fishee onna taupe ov pik iz wun ov dose cameophlauge types, wut lieks tu lurkses adn be veree sneekee unner deapsee wadder-muches scareee!)
Ai can has halp wif da hidin?
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Skaree fishies – DO NOT WANT!
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Were’s da floofy kittehs? Need won nao, plz.
Ai ken hab creshkart? Mai hed splorted frum kyoot…..
hop on mah back…an wee will runs far awai frum heer! I has a hidey hole stocked
wiff parfaits an waffulls…
*shivers*
Kafleen – U no liek da fishies ethur?
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Letz run awai!
Fayces onleee mothas cud luv… mebbe!!
http://www.happylolday.com
berry khy00t nd ennd-andee-endeer-maken u feelz lubz foar dem awl ob a suddin. nawt eggsactly kuddleh (mabbeh slimmy?), butt khy00t
Luks liek Dorie and her frend bin zombitized!
zomg, liek srsly. Won dai wee wur awl hoeld up in hotel ruum n wachin wedder chanle durinn dis blizard n wee wunder wut if u wur liek dori from findin neemo n had short term memree loss wud be u liek eberi ten minuts liek “wut!? der be blizzard!?” becuz it jus repeetz n repeetz so fur res of teh wekkend weez liek “wear awl dis sno cum from?!” wen daer iz liek too feetz awn groun n daer be warninkz lef and rite awl dai n nite.
lolz- teh wether channel..newz for the ADD in awl of us!
your local wether on the eights:
10 minits latur… itz the same
10 minits latur… itz the same
10 minits latur….itz the same
2 infiniteeeee and beyond!
Kommentator on lokal radio stayshun wair I uzeta liv made fun uv Travel Wether: He sed hooever sold Idear uv Travel Wether must be most super salezman EVAR!
Salesman: We haz noo feeture, iz kalled Travel Wether.
Sponsor: Wut iz it?
Salesman: Basikally, we sho tha wether in diffrent places.
Sponsor: ??? So, how iz that diffrent frum whut yoo hav on all day now?
holy mah cowz!!@!1 we haz gotz to boil teh ocean afore more of dese ugly fuds gets borned
Oseeun, iz alreddy gittn wahrmr… (nawt boyl yet) but wit teh ize awl melty doz ugly fudz iz gittn kloser 2 u!
holy #@(*& it’s an underwater lion! get in the car!
…or mabee teh subbmurreen?
mebee, ah’m no eckthyo….ickthyolo….fishy syentist.
Wii awl libs inna yello submureen,
yello submureen,
yello submureen.
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Wii awl libs inna yello submureen,
yello submureen,
yello submureen.
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Grate. Nao ai gots da eerwurm!
holy $E#(*& it’s an earworm! get in the car!
in awl searyusness, I cracks me up.
*Patch, patch, glue, glue.
Dere, noaw u is ok agen.
Caerfull, thoes eerwurmz noen ta be conter…contrab… facktur en hed splorts!
Me tu!
love it:)
3rd picture is me going AAAAAAAAAAA – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH – HHHHHHH
HHHHH.
Time to call electrolysist.
Y? Fishies gotz superf– sooper– unwanted hair?
No! Bad fings! Not kyute!
(hides)
Whare picher go? Did fishees awl swim away?
u can has whyte-owt in teh ocean?
So dats whad happen!
itz onlee a theorie rite nao.
we mite need to launch a full enves, ennvis, a full lukking into.
call teh monkfish, we needz sum ansers heer!
anuvver mistery – how didz dis lol get up abuv da lol dat was posted rite aftur it?
Gud, mai last eerwurm was teh theme from “Dallas”.
Taht 1 is sposed to go unner teh yeller summarine.
Stoopy wurdthingy.
Dat mebbe bedder den a recen one ub main – “Golden Blossom Hunney maeks ebbery ting tazte bedder.” DOpey kid singin obber an obber dah hole durn jingull. Pleh!
I memberz reedin sumwares dat wun way 2 get rid uv earwurm iz to replace earwurm song wif something enerjetik and marchy frum old timey musiks — turkee in tha straw or dixie or starz n stripez 4evva. Prolly kannot be wurser than stoopy kommershul jingle.
Hauz diz fur eerwurm? Deh lazt seen ub Otello from fite between O and Desdemmina, an to “ah, discolpiti!” – Nooooo!” wid a corner ub “Niun mi tema!” trown in frum taime tu taime.
Um,,, picture not showing for me on FireFox… am I doing it wrong?
*Patts Jennifurr*
Beleeve ME, hunnee, dis is furr teh besst…
kafleen cawzed many lolz from me wif dat repleye.
Froyd, yoove cawsed menny laffs furr ME wiff ur slips…….
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5 cheez
4 ur repli!!
Pweeze dewete dis. Pweeeeze! Do not want!
♪ pweeze deweet me, wet me gooooo ♪
*ai nawt luv fish en-neemo-ar*
Carnt duz teh moosic noats la la la……………
Oh, dats eesy! Juss hold down the Alt key, and the 1 and the 3 all at the same time, then reeleese. ♪
if you go to
START
(ALL)Programs
ACCESSORIES
SYSTEM TOOLS
CHARACTER MAP
You’ll LOVE all the stuff on there!
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ROFLOL
ohai, tnx fur DAT eerwurm….aggghhhhh….
LOLZ!!!!!!
LOL! @@@@@@
why no show scawy pikture? u brake da internetz?
Oooh, deh funnee fishees swum bak!
“Joy to deh fishees indeh deep blue sea
Joy to u n me!”
ai has a sad – ai no can see pishure. ai am pout.
Dey kum bai n den dey leff agin. We gonna hab full invezigashun – see abuv
no can see
no can see two
Der wer three altugedder, ai bleev.
Dis pikshur shows a gud reason to liv in Iowuh: is waaaaay far from uglee fishees.
Beleev 1 izza flounner. Dems taztee!
Nah, is Angler fishee, or Monkfish, but also veree tastee
An berry berry KYOOT!
Ewww… NOT cyoot.
KYOOT!!!!
Akchewally, kunsidduring thet teh furst fishie iz almoes surtenly an *anglurfishie*, it srsly *wudd* be a skary monstur fur thoaz othur fishies! In fakt, mozt anglurfishies iz so inkrediblee ugly thet they wudd be skary monsturs fur just abowt evryboddy — evin if they nawt littel fishies whut cudd get eetin!
Aneewun heer evur eet anglurfishie? Iz dey taystee? I wuz in teh discownt stor a cuppel uv dayz ago en fownd cookbook with resipee fur anglurfish and imeediyatly thott “Whu eets anglurfish? Whu’d *want* tu eet an anglurfish???” Srsly…dey lukk liek sum kine uv myootant fishie, or a jenetiks eggsperiment gone wrong!
Bloostokking! It bee YOO! I wuz been wunndurrin bowt u!
Did u get a job??? If so, wuzz it wun dat u lub?? Pleeze tells mee sum good news!
*donkee jumps up and down wiff teh Nosy*
Hai, Kafleen! I’z doowin sum part-time temp werk rite now until I figgurs owt whut I reelly want tu do nekst — I’ve diseidid I don’t reelly want to do whut I wuz doing befoar anymoar. Thanx fur asking!
I’m glad…ebburboddee shud hab a job dey lub and enjoy doin!
Deh oshun be G-d’s labatorree fur annudder planet.
How U cud even ketch anglurfish?? Iz it even possibibble? Dont they live way way down on the bery bottum uv tha oshun floor? Fishing line wud not reech.
Ya, bud nawt verree fast swimmee peeps, so gets cawted in da trawler-netz. Cuz libs on bawtum bud in nawt deeps waterz.
BOO!!!
http://a6.vox.com/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398ee3c2e0005-pi
iz this ur werk? Very witty!
makes angler-fish luk kwite gentul.
iz this ur werk? It’s very witty.
nao teh anglur-fish luks gentul.
sry fur dbl post
stoopid wordpress playin tricks agin. or maybe computer imps-teh invisible ones. or my negative n-r-gy (sigh)
awsum job, Teho!!1!!11!
Teho!!!! That is jusst – I’m laffing so hard ai can hardlee type – *wipez aiez*
Can you tuck it away somewhere at your place and just keep it forever???
Oh -’scuze mee. Ai’ve just bin dooing sum emailz – furgot whar ai am!!!
ya — is on mai Vox alredy
Ennybodee eber seen “Earth Girls R Easy”? Dese uglee fishies ramind mi ov da sene were Geena Davis iz havin da nitemaer.
Hokayyyy, skaree fisheees!!
Iys nawt Haloweenses yet! Yu iz eivver tu layte oar tu earlee.
GO WAY, adn nex tyme, befoar yu cumz bak, taika luuk at teh kalundure!
Ugh! You could reverse the photos and the captions, and nobody would know the difference. Deep sea creatures are, IMO, the second most horrifying photo subject ever (the most horrifying being photos of the sun…don’t ask me why…).
ooh! Oooh! I tink i noes dis wun!
Prollee cuz over all teh yeers onlee recentlee cud we get too dem and vyoo dem
like dis, so bein teh aggressub race we are we werunt abbull to kill dem off…dey
had free rane in teh see too bee as fuglee as dem wunna bee an no stoopee meen
juj-mental hyoomans cud kill dem. Up here on land moast tings bee prettee nice lookin.
How’d I doo? Duz I get a waffull?
Waffulls an sawse cummin rite up-An a Parfait tew hep yew relax an katch yaw breff
Oh kafleen!!!
Yew haz teh much funneez,but teh troof in whut yew rite.
Ai r humbled by yew.
srsly?
Yah.Yew make me fink mush deeper bowt lots of fings,an kwestion stuff
awl a tyme. I fank yew mutchly fer openin my mind a liddle moar.
Often,fings am not whut it seems awn teh surface,but ai am nao lernin tew luk
a bit deeper.
Tha sun? But, Mama, that’s wair tha fun iz!
[or so sez Brooce Springsteen song]
Oh, Tessie…..that gave me chills.
So weird…that’s one of my favorite lines EVER in a song. I’m not sure quite why……..
And even more weird, just recently I had actually forgotten that line and was trying one day to
remember what it was. I was kind of annoyed. How could I have forgotten it.
*rubs chin thotfullee………….*
Fishees can has maek-ober?
Awww…..my hed splortin frum deh KYOOT!!!!
Why da big fishee has treez growin out of itz sidez?!?!?
I culdn’t see dis befoore but nao I duznt want to has seen it.
An wad’s bin seen kannod be unseen!
Whut yu rilly dont want to see is when the beig fishee is hiding laying still laying still laying still and then suddunly goes—NOM!!! They had dat on teh Teevee onest and I had nitemayors for a week.
Ai fink itz becuz iyt can blends iyn wif itz surrawndyngs soe uther fishees doan sea hims, jes liek a spydre inna webb;
Den unsuspektyng fishees swims past hims—GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!!!
Yah, turtlol splained iyt purrty guud below!
But whyz dere be treez on bottum of da ooshun??
I has a afrikan mask from afrikika n it looks jus lyk de scaredy fisheez.
But da mask has hairy on iyt nd da fisheez doesn’t has.
How Munch created ‘The Scream’
whoa…skeery! :O
purdy smart fishie, ebben if nawt purdy pritty. He lays on bottom of C, wiggles liddle lure obber mouf, and fud comes to hims. then, SNARF (chomp) nom.
den, wayts fur next wun. Purdy gud gig, ifn ya ax me.
but nowun did. Ai sed it ennyways. Phllllptttt.
ugli fishis and skeery,two. Hope der’s room fur me behind da couch. tink I’ havin da trolps (apposite of splorts)..will CHTC werk fo trolps…haalp!!1!
[duz sum maff]
…wud dat be 35.5 catsmom?
oMG nooo..7.5 be enuff tho at wun tiem I’z had 13. I lubbed dem, eberyun but dat’s a lot of gushy fud to buy all tiem.
ahh, den u mean 7½catsmom.
i has a caractur map.
dat naem two confsin I be critter frum naow on. i’z nwbie here but verry muchly enjoing da picshurs and everbudi comments. lots ob gigggles and frenship here.
O hai ” critter.” ai laik critter, too. an it’s sumhao a bit eezier tahn 7 1/2catsmom.
Ummmm – you can haz 1/2 cat???
eneway – welcome!!! We ar awl veree happee heer, an ai am shur yoo will bee to.
an ai’m shur ai dunt reelee need to tell yoo – just ‘member – ar wun an awnlee rool iz – bee nice!!!
An dont shout “furst” iffn yoo lands suksessfullee awn the taupe spot. But taht nawt reelee a rool – it’s just “frowned” upawn.
I yoosta hav kitteh hoo spent 1/2 hiz time at mai howce an 1/2 hiz time at nayba lady’s howce. Would that B 1/2 a kitteh? Or kitteh job share?
dat “7/12cats” naem be too confusin…I be critter naow. I’z new hear and reely enjoying all the picshure and da commentz. lotz ob giggles and frenship here. Iz nice to be rofl eberyday naow…tamks eberyone!!
oops Sowwy fur da double poast. Tx fur da welcum, JCH4C.
1/2 cat lives unner da hous..ony comz out fur gushy fud and few pets. He’z let me hold ‘em on mai laps and givs purrz todai..he be in fur biiiig surpize soon. Gonna call him fur morning gushie fuds, grab and stuff inna carrier, den taks himz to da vets fur shots and neutricaling. Den mybee he nawt go chasin d girl kitties and will lke to com’n id de haus and be reglur kitah wif awl de overs.
Mazel Tov!
Munch’s payting “Da Skreem” shoez up at bottum of oshean.
Fish are friends, not food.
Funny like a cat… but it’s not a cat. So why it be funny?
Ich mag so Tiere nicht :/ die sind doof
Please don’t eat me!!! I’m innocent O_o.
I really underestimated your sense of autism!
what is it?
Undead nemo
LOL!!! is a hawkfish!
OH MY! D: