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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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pooterZmom

I yood get ur paw outta my mouf…….

 
 
pooterZmom

IF, IF yood get ur paw…
*sigh*
I’m noo at dis…

SolnEsther

Yew R dewing great! A nawt sekkund for somebody noo is kwite an akomplishmunt. So can I offers yo a beverij? It is past noon in TTI so I imagine a beverij wff a lill kick wood nawt be owt of order (an beleeve me I knows about whats owt of order). Perhaps a hawt chawklit or coffee maybe wid a lill bump of Bailys (to gives yo a lill hitch onna giddyup?)

SolnEsther

I tink Ise supposed to offer you a dantz too but please excuse me if I defer to annuder for dat. I’ve been told dat when I danz I look like larger nawt blue Poppa Smurf and dat what I tink is dantsin is more appropriately called Stawmpin. It seems that I make dishes rattle in their cupboards across town.

kafleenthedonkey

*bops Sol on hed sofflee wiff Donkee Magical Staff*

Lissun up, stubbornbrain! U peepulls hoo think wutt dey cant nom dis or dat ,
cuz dey allurgical or sumpin, or
get up an walk, cuz dey hab teh disubbilitees, or dants good cuz dey clumsee… are gonna make mee come obbur dere!

Doan u know dis bee teh Majikul Cheezburgur Place ware wee can doo anny
ting wee pleezes!

Now lets see sum waltzing wurthee uff a ballet, Poppa Smurf!

(PS…hows dat furr litin ur fyoos? *snickurs an runs* )
/I is in SUCH teh mood dis eerlee Munday(ne) Morning!

kafleenthedonkey

Oops!
*returns*
I furgotted to danse furr our new Furstee Friend!

*donkee pirouettes*

cweenmj

Yay Kafleen.!!! One uv deh reezunz I lub dis plais is cuz heer I can singing and dansing and frow snoballz when it is 75 degrees adn all ozzer kindz uv fun stuff dat irl just izn’t gonna happen. Dis b a majical plais.
* Joynz donkee in de piruuettes adn trowz in a cupple uv deh
*tappity, tappity, tap, tap, tapz just cuz she can.

kafleen

Well goodmorning, cweenmj!

Have a hothouse orchid! It was bloomin in teh snow…

cweenmj

Y tank yew, Kafleen.
*Lukz at orchid admiringlee.
Teh kulerz r sew vibrant!!
And such a striking appearance!!
u r sew thotful.

pooterZmom

Tanks for the dants and beberij, frenz. Ai woz out at the thyme, but it woz berry nyce to com bak tu. U peeps thro the bestest parteez.

 
 
 
 
 
SolnEsther

Fanks fer the hed boppin Kafleen dat will save esther frum habbin to go upside my norgadorn later. My prollem issen dat I cain’t dantz, its dat I done axuall care fer it neveh hab. I knows the wimmens likes to dantz and dats why most mens do it, to please the wimmens but I figgurs der are udder way dat don rekwire dantzin. But I do wanna know where kin I acquire me one oba dem Burro Majic Stix?

SolnEsther

An iffen I did git out onna floor to do the Maowgwa* Poppa Smurf stawmp whilst you were onna floor doing Donkee Pirouettes, would that make it a faux pas de deaux?
* Middle Aged Overweight White Guy wit attitude.

altosinger

Berry Punny! Ai lubbs itt!! @@@@@ foar yoo!

 
turtlol

faux pas de deaux, MUWAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!

Pappa Smurf, yu has a twisted cents uv hoomer.

Ai lykes dat ina poison.

 
 
kafleen

GAAAHHH!!!!

*Bops Sol reepeetedlee wiff Majic Stick*

U is not gettin it, Poppee Smurf-Like Dantser!!

U doan habb too acquire it!

U simplee write sumpin like dis:

“Sol suddenly pulls out ub his trousers….A MAJICKUL STICK!”

oH, wait…no, don’t rite dat, Sol.

Lets not gib u noe majical sticks.

Ok, try dis:

*pulls owta pocket….A MAJIKULL WATURR BALLOON!*
**THROWS BALLOON AN IT ESSPLODES!**
***MAJIKUL DROPS OF HAPPY SPRAY ON EBBURBODDEE AND DEY SUDDENLEE BEEGIN TOO DANTS WIFF LEAPS UB GLEE AN JOY!***

um….or sumpin like dat, dere. :oops:

jamamakitty

is gud ting ai wusn’t eatin oar drinkin……..yew maid me lol out loud as teh Monk would say. an i duznt dew dat berry offin….. chucklol n stuff but dis wuz teh truly rolf!! ai wuz finking…. oh kafleen… nawt pull sumpin out ob teh trowsers!! oh noes. yr rebishun wuz better

ok sol!! hab yew been practicin yew majiklol abilities awn teh dans flor ub yr mind?? teh windows of teh whirllllllllllld are cubbered……….. oh gud dans tune. jus hab funz an leab teh limitations behind!!

 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Boi, Kafleen, yu iz awn a roll tudae; be noe keepin up wif yu!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
insomniacwhirlwind

U coulda had a V8!
*bonk*

kafleenthedonkey

Ooh, is dat a little fancy toofpick on teh burger? I LIKE it!

rodney dill

It’s steam that Mary O’Spockin invented

kafleen

:oops:

UR burgers take more effort an seem more speshul…mebbeh I mite start
gibbin rodney dill burgers furr teh extra speshul posts….

 
 
 
jamamakitty

ai fort it wuz a coat hanger??

 
 
 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Kitteh sez: Iyf yu duzn’t taulk tu tihs pawses, Ai haz anutther;

Mebbee yu wil lystin tu taht wun bedder!!!!!!

(Oar mebbee boaf uv dem ayt teh saime tyme!)

 
 
SolnEsther

STAWP! In the name ob luv, befores you breaks muh heart …

Ambercat

Tink it oo…ooo…ver!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
burgerburgerburgerburgerburger!!!!!!!

trtskh

shuld we petishunz teh burgrz 2 bringz teh burgrz bak?

 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Fink it oooooooaaaaver!!!!!

CheshireKittehKat

Sorree ambercat; Ai din’t sea yur poast….

*Blushes and slinks off embarrassed*

 
 
 
jamamakitty

Sol, did ai see yew twirlin der?

 
 
 
kafleen

Eeguls doan hab eers.

Good theeng dey doan need glasses.

/snurts an runs

no 1 in particular

h8 iz a strong wurd. hao abowt “seveerlee disliyks yu tew teh poynt ov pownding yu soh hard awn teh hed wif mai hard hoofs taht ai may killz yu bai axeedent adn haf tew go bai a noo pooter”? :D

kafleenthedonkey

No.

I hates it. :P

Butt dat wuzz reel sweet ub u, n1p.
*patts n1p on hed*

 
 
 
 
kafleen

U noe wai eeguls has such good eyes?

Cuz dey doan hab no eers furr glasses.

/snurts an runs

 
 
two_kittehs

Mommeh, luk he iz touching meh againz

altosinger

Doan MAEK mee cum ober dere! Ai no kare HOO stawrted itt, yer BOFE gonna getsit!

 
 
teenie

*snerk*
Wunna teh ladeez at teh groop howm wayr Ai werk wil say “beep” if u poynt at her noze, bfor u tuch it. Iz verree kyoot.

 
halfbeast

meesturr meeyagi reference? O_o

 
 
 
floatchik

Capshun should be: “Talk to the paw!” Dat iz whut mah kittehs sez to me allatime!

 
rhsb

Ai tuch u wif my paw. Guess wher it been?

In da litturbockz!