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Looks like “tee many martoonies” to me…
… or “bad hair day” …
… or perhaps “face fault” …
yay maus!
Yay maus, f-f-l! Dis kitteh alreedy had teh tee menny martoonies, whachu want insted? We can sing, “raan, raan, goe awaay, com agenn sum odder day” (It be raaaaanin here in TTTidewater VA too)
con rat ulashuns Maus! wood u like a zombie dans in honor of munday mornin?
Dat sownds good. I can has zombieness frum drivin 6 hours bak frum VA laet last nite.
im glad ur home safe nao. Zombie-liek drivin iz teh scary-even more then my initial ncounter with Night of teh Living Dead.
Hey Maus, corm-grat-chew-layshunz awn FFL!
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Hmmm, martooniez… grate idea! iz teh riet tiem ub teh dai fur dem heer. wud yu liek wun tuu? awr mebbe sumfin moar apprpopt… arprpo… bedder fur yur tiem ub teh dai? (ub kors, awn teh intarwebz it ken bee enny tiem yu liek)
Mmmm, martoonis alll roun!
An for danz, maibeh the Swim, sinc kitteh is all wet?
Well… it’s 9:15 AM heer onna Eestern Seebird of teh USA, but just tihs wunce (*snerk*) I’ll has a toonie fur teh sillybraeshun…
Gud Mundane Morning, maus.
I’ll b habbing deh chokklit martoonie, thank yew.
*takez a liddle sip.
*heerz deh humming and beeping in deh bakgrownd.
Duz awl yer liddle puterz b beehaving dis morning?
AFAIK. I iz werking frum hoem today. Nobuddies has callded me.
Umm—translayt? Ai’m shure ai’b scene dis befoar, but mah memry wuddn’t werk foar tihs wun.
AFAIK = As Fur As Ai Kno
Oh, fanks—mai tekkie son knos dese tings, butt himz mama’z a liddle sloe awn teh uptaek!
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Moar abused wet kittehs.
tsk tsk
We’re goanna heer about dis!!
*snurt!*
*sees sumfink laying on deh grownd.
*piks it up adn luks at it. luks llike a fase.
*puts it on.
Oh, my gudnesses! u peeplez iz horrabull!1!! getting teh kittehz awl wet!!!
Don’t u b noeing taht teh water is like poysun to deh kittehz???
Teh kitteh will b needing teh yrz & yrz ub therapeez 2 b recubbering
frum dis terribull mistreetmentz!!! i must go & calling deh ASPCA on awl
uv u!!!!!
**fawlz down laffing and mask fawlz off.
cweenmj maskeraadin as a karetroll, eh?
Well, sumbuddy had 2 dew it.
I make deh sakrifyce 4 teh gud uv awl.
LOL!
lolz cween
Yur rite; sumbuddee hadda sayit:
cweenmj=approwpryiate adn funnee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t this teh point wen sumone jumps up an yells, “Boooo!” in a relly Lowd voice?
They’re he-eeeeeere…
U gotta git dat kitteh door fixded!
FTW!!!
Ringu kitteh
purrrrfurz teh orijinul.
They were both creepy, just in different ways. The U.S. version was certainly only ‘inspired’ by the original, rather than being a complete copy (unlike the U.S. version of La Femme Nikita, which was a shot-for-shot travesty)
I had </moviesnob> there, but I guess it thought it was real HTML and ate it.
And whens dey finly pulled the da body frum da twistad burning wreck…
it luked like
DIS!!!
Rrraarrr!!
5@!
Sumwun lef teh kitteh out in da rayne
Eye doan’t tink dat eye can tayke it
Cawz it tuk sew loong tu mayke it
An eye’ll nebber haz dat recepee agin, oh no!
Eer wuuuuurrrrrrrmmmmmmm!!!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMc_MyOR0dg
I’d go FTW, but I’m so old I can’t remember who sang it….. :/
Dumbledorph
srsly? it’s the same richard harris? i’m so shocked, i can’t even lolspeak about it! it was, like, my all-time favorite song as a kid. and i’m not even ashamed of that.
Eye tink it wuz Donna Summer
It was both. Richard Harris sang the original, and Donna Summers did a cover several years later.
did Neil Diamond sing about teh caek 2, or iz this just my fawlty memry agin?
Sry, its yer memry. A bit o’ reeserch shows taht he nevur reecordeded it.
Ya, Richard harris is hoo ai be tinkin ob, fanks!
Welcum!
AI once, looong ago, played in teh pit fer “Camelot”, Richard Harris as King Arfur the tee-menny-martoonies King ob Ingerland. The moar martoonies, teh funnier teh improv….ROFLMBO whiel tryin to play!
an tew top itt awl orff, a trumpitt-plaier gui naemed Maynard Ferguson an hiz bann didd a sooper kool intrumantel ob it. Ai fink itt tuk teh hole sied ob teh rekord. My aij, lett mee sho yoo itt.
I fink Waylon Jennings singeded it too?
The YouTube link above is Maynard Ferguson.
OMG
Me Juz seen a Ghost!!!
Kitteh saw ‘De Ring’!!!
Kitteh thought Naomi Watts did gud job in that moovie, lookin all scared and everythang.
But not ‘De Ring 2′, dat one wuz not so gud.
Aw, fanks, Blu, ai wuz cornfuzed bout dis wun. Nao all is kleer.
Liek I sed, “Ringu kitteh purrrrrfurz uhriginul”.
(Demon haz onlee seed uhriginul Japuneez vershun, sew reelee kan’t sey.)
ai haz seended bof verzhuns, and to mah soopryz, ai preferz Teh Ring ovar Ringu
otehrwiez, i jenrully prefurz teh orijinulz too
Dat moovee skareded teh CHEEZ outta me!
Awesome capshuns!
OMG! mah buttchiks squiz! Scayrd so moishe!
…an den she be lyk, NOM NOM NOM NOM!
An I wuz lyk, AEIIIIIIIII. An den I hid unner de cowch until mommeh opind teh gushyfud.
@@@@@ !!!
Much win, SarahD.
XDDDD
That kitty didn’t drink the martinis, that kitty is wearing the martinis.
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dat kat gone piss ur pillow for making mad
Luks liek Pet Sematary kitteh is baaaa-aak!
trooly skary book!
teh re-animated pets were ok, but teh zombie peeps- not so grate akshully.
akshully I never saw teh moovie! I lieks teh scary buks but the moovies, nawt so much. Ai likes keeping mai fingernayls.
… I don’t wanna be buried
in a pet sematary …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyk25SULHzw
This cat looks as if it’s waiting to be physically hurt; it has the appearance of one used to such treatment.
dats wite wabbitt, we hab an entire staff that spens hours eveyday searching for photos ob abused aminals so we can post dem for our sick and twisted clientel. And onna daze when no adbused cats can be found then we soak some in water until they cry out in misery. Why we even chunked a rilly kyoot scrawny liddle one inna toilet once, Har wut a larf everyone had about dat!. Despite multiple rekwests we have nawt been able to locate and tryly graphis shots of this springs baby seal hunt but don’t lose hope we’re trine.
uh-oh… are those the pounding hooves of ex aerobic instructors who failed a paralegal class at the learning annex and now consider themselves legal professionals? run for it people !!!
Aww, cummon guise. Wee kno wee doan hert teh kittehkatz, butt dere’s lawts ob fokes whoo doo hertz um. aam, Pleez truss uss—wee r gud peepz whoo lubbs teh kittehs. An ai’m shur yoo caer—taht’s a gud fing! Butt less nawt bee judjmintal awn fokes iff we arnt 2 shur abowt tehm, okay?
cat … waiting to be physically hurt?
praps the kitteh is masocatistic? Spank me daddeh.iu
can’t threaten me with a good time
stix n stones might brake muh bonz but whips an chains excite me?
not any cat on dis planet… at lees not taht i’d eber knowd. may cats run an hyd wen tehy see teh tweezerz for pullin out teh caktux prikkies, an tahts to maek tehm NOT hurt anymoer!
Hi, aam. I finks teh kitteh may haz bin kot in mid-shayk. Wuld explayn teh funneh luk an teh angel uv teh hed.
Kitteh sez – wet fuzz. Do nawt wunt! *shayk!*
Purrhapz kitteh fel in wet awl by itz self. Iz shaykin itself nao. Wil soon be likkin self kayrfully, tryin to luk lyke – “Ohai, I ment to do dat!”
Hmmmm, hears mai taik awn dis pikshure:(fur wutebber its wurf, probly nawt muches):
Veree, veree, moast liekly, kitteh wunted tu goe aowtsyde tu proawl roun fur awhileses ( liek dey alwaise duz).
Den thunderstoarm cum up unxpektidlee;
kitteh cawt owtsyde inna rainses;
hers hyoomins fergawt tu leyt her bak iyn.
Wen dey fynallee rembered tu oapen teh doar, kitteh krawled bak iyn liek a lil weyt rat.
Her speynt teh reyst ov teh ebbening maiking ebberybuddy feel: REELEE REELEE GUILTEE becuz dey furgawt bout her.
(Dey hadda ply hers wif lotsa kitteh treetz adn new tois adn fancee Sheba gushey fud befoar her decydid tu foargib dem)
it’s a wet cat photographed while shaking off the water, jeez…project much?
dis kitteh looks to me much like Bill the Cat from Burke Breathed’s Bloom County cartoons
ACK!
wif one lill skwinty eye and one big googley eye and hair going evey which way. Body at odd angles to itseff.
PPPFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
THHHPPPPTTT!
Yur rite!!
(Ai haz nawt scene Bill fur awyle; haow eazilee we furgetz).
capshun FTW!!!!!! kitteh makez me happie even when i iz sicklie!
Aye bleeve in Bluddy Marry!
Repeat …
Bluddy Mary iz teh–
Gaaal ai lub! (Klap kap klap klap!)
Everybody’s got to believe in something,
I believe I’ll have another drink.
WC Fields?
Naow aint dat tu d**n bad!!!!!!!!
Nawt yu Rodney, dis wuz posta goe under altosinger’s (klap klap klap klap)
WP Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Itz okay! Ai lubb teh Rogerz an Hemmrstein, an hoapt sumwun wud katchit.
Ai’m glad yoo did!
oo, me too, jes didn get there nawt-seckund….
That’s what you get for putting your paw in Black Cat’s face.
Ahhhh! teh rings iz scaries moovee! i cuverd meh eyez wif meh paws!!!
Ai wud not daetz a weerd kitteh wut lookz liek dat. In fact, ai wud runz teh odder wayz!!1!1
Hhaaha, funny
Kitteh shuds not watch horrer moovees bfoar goin to bed
OHMIGODNO!!!! It’s SADAKAT!!!! (Unless it’s Samarakitten)
Not a bit funny. Why do you use abused animals?
Ummmm, wel, dere ar sum poasts inna middel ov abov thred taht kynda goes intu tihs, iyf yu haz nawt perused dem awreddy.
(Purrsonally, Ai’m iynclynned tu beleev taht tihs iz a “feline actor”,
kynda liek Lassie wuz a “canine actor”.
Tihs mite be a still pik frum wun ov kitteh’s rlly monnee-maikeing filums.
Purrhaps hers iz awn her waye tu assuming a ‘Brittnee Spearses’ purrsonna.
Awl weez can sez iz taht we knoewed her wen.)
But sad kittehs NOT lols.
beter qweschin: why u asoom dis is “abused” aminal??
oh, dat’s riet. wet fur = abuse, no exsepshuns. uh huh.
holy hell…why does every goof who sees a picture of a cat looking less graceful than cats normally do automatically assume abuse?… like i said a minute ago, it looks like a picture of a wet cat shaking out the water to me.
Our kitten looked like this after he took a dive into the toilet. Who knows what this kitteh had been up to when its owners snapped the shot?
OHMIGODNO!!!! It’s SADAKAT!!!!
Sofft towuhls an warmm bedd tew ze reskew.
Teh BEST LOLkitteh EVAR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kitteh face looks like the Burgess Merideth character from the Rocky films.
lolz, teh kitteh shud have been in “ring”. phaps it can haz a movie “ringu kitteh”?
N afteh she comes outta da TV all de otter kittehs luk laik dis
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/16/you-make-kitty-scared/
n dey r ded
Ok… I LOL’d ’til I cried on dis one. Gud gigglez.
What’s up with the spelling?
OMG! THis is hallarious. I almost spit out my coffee!
MY FAVEST. BEST EVAH.
Cute comment but the cat looks like it is afraid to get beaten.
Lmao
ai tink teh kitteh iz goen tu atak. becus dat how mia ketteh luks wen hei atakz.
but also LOLZ
kettehz bad hare dai
OMG thats totally what it looks like!!!