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No, KISS them all! Me first! *puckers up*
Congrats, LCB on your top not-sekkond!
Thx! Plz 2 be forgiveness of teh f-word. Was in kiss context, u knoes. I gotted carried away by all teh osculations.
N mai u awlwaaz getz kareed awaa bai awl teh osculashunz.
Taht iz hao ai wuntz 2 b kareed awaa.
Teh stretcher-bearerz will ask: “Wut did him in?”
N teh witness will eksplaanz: “He oburdost awn teh osculashunz.”
An den will dey gib yu mouf to mouf resussie..rescussy…moar kisses an maek yu all bedder?
“LCB? Can u heers us? U gonna be ok. Just hold on, we’re gonna save u. We is gonna use… THE SMOOS OF LIFE!”
…and thus was Marmelangelo inspired to begin painting his masterpaws upon the ceiling of Teh Catican
Teh Catican? Izzit run by da Paw(p)? Who chazez da big red burdies whut help him?
No, no smoos is diffrunt, dey lives in Goggiepatch.
Dat’s a berry oled catoon. Hoo rown heer memburz ?
Asides drum Daisey all I remember is the lil guy wiff his own rain cloud, and the crimestawppers textbook, and Fearless Fosdick, and the smoos, but thas all
* Razes hand an jumps up adn down*
Ohhh!! Ohhh! I bemember!!! Pikk mee!!! Pikk mee!!
Was Joe Bltsphykk or sumfin lyk taht!! All ways hadda rainclowd above hiz hed.. poor fing..
Dere wuz Lil Abner, Daisey Mae, Moonbeam McSwine, ,, Marryin Sam, Mammy & Pappy Yocum, Dog Patch, Sadie Hawkins Day, & ov coarse, teh Smoos, wu wuz oanley tu happee tu jump inna freying pann awl bye demseylfes iyf ennywun w wuz hungree.
Fergawt teh moast ymportunt ting ov awl:
Teh booze ov dere choyce wuz ‘Kickapoo Joy Juice’.
smoos, Ai has wun. It bees a stuft wun, Ai bawt it at Flee Markit. Teh
peeps dat hads it thot it wuz Caspar teh Fwendly Goste. Caspar
nawt has a mustache, tho. Smoo has mustache. Tastes gud, or
sew Ai has red.
An yes, booklion iz rite, dey bees frum Goggiepatch.
Yu an me, booklion, we beez showin r ages cuz we dismember
Lil Abner!!!!
and HEY, were’s teh burgers? Gawn AGAIN???
Wait. I wanna change that. Make that… THE MWAHS OF LIFE.
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Everyone to plz mark ur copies accordingly. kthx
wut’s on teh roof?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mVHTkgwRlj4
S’OK, lbc!!
KISS in ene context shud be togedder wif first.
turns to his buddy cat… “Kill that which is evil-” “So the good may flourish.”
-Boondock Saints
OMG, BESTEST Moobie EBBER! (well, klowse tew it!) Boondok Saintz, tehy
be mai heeros… Ai has watched dat moobie a gazillion tymes.
We needz sum Boondok Saintz around mai town.
Export from PA? hm. Xellent moobie. Ai highlee recommend it.
Ai has t-shirt (no kidding) wif teh Prayer on teh back. Peeps ax me about it
awl teh tyme. MAN! Grate moobie. Ai go hoam and watch again toonite.
oh noez, seelin kats (hyoomin) seekritary duzzint knoez himz lefs from himz rites! rites kiLL wen shuld b kiSS. yoozis saem fingurr, butt RONG sidez.
It’s so hard to find good halp these days. Ceiling Cat regrets hiring his sister’s dumb kid. Nephewtism: ur doing it. Rong!
LOL, LCB….FTW!
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I doan unnerstan trtskh – yo sed uses same fingur but wrong side, allah letters use same fingur – rite hand pointer – circles above keyboard till letter tracked down and locked in and then – WHACK it’s called typin bye teh Hawaian meffod – wher you Whack-a-key.
nyce job lcb, hao long you had dat good line waiting fer a chants to plunket down? I knows dat I’m gonna steal it, wirk it like a rented mule, and take credit for it
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wellz, ib u duzint knoez ur lefs from ur rites, saem diff, rite? rite?
Similar to teh Columbus sisstum — Find it, den land it.
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LCB 4 Pedizent!!11
Wud bee grate improovment!!! We cud awl bee happee again an go laffing thoo ar daiz!!
Wut she sez!
Sometimes you have to keep it in the family… but 95% of the time, you shouldn’t. Unless you’re in the southern States, in which case…!
if ‘kill’ shudabin ‘kiss’, the ‘all’ shudabin ‘ass’…
which wud be moar liek dirty ol’ ceiling cat
Yes, all.
There’s 5 mor “all” in de whirld naow –
OFF TOPIK:
Their eyes are opening!!
Free weeks ago Ai brot in a vairy pregnunt cat Ai’d ben feeding. Ai thot she was abowt ta hav the kittens, but she went 13 mor days! (7-1/2 hoomin wks) Vollyball wiv legs!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/10/871458/Preg.jpg
5 kitties finally las Saturday! I made a LOL but it duzint seem to be on votin paj. Heer it is — yu can maybe giv it burgers? (Ai try linkie 2 ways)
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=868541
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=868541
So kitties are now 9 days old an ize ar openin.
Ennybuddy in north TX wanna kitten in 6 weeks??? (Mama gets spaid, prolly goes bak owtside. But shes really nice, cant beleeve shes feeral kitteh. Maybe all maternal hormones . . .)
i luvs it!
I has teh same sitcheeashun here in teh sunny south….5 bebbies 10 days old; 2 black, two grey tigers and one oreo….fresh outta teh wrapper!! Willing to transport to gud homz ennyware in teh Souf!
teh cyooot…………lub teh babies. sry cannot vote on dem as it is now. hope tey maik it to the voting paj.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ teh cyuuuuuuute! SPLORT!!!!! Oh, I wanna hab ebberybuddee’s bebehs……wehn I groez up, I will hab a kitten farm……….. 4 nao, muss be patient. Kittens-mine turned 4 at EEster, and Jenny-Kween-ob-teh-Nite turned 7. No moar kittens, snif!
Kween-ob- teh-nite, liek Majik Flute? Ai kno yoo liek teh klassicle mewsik (mee t2–ai groo up finkin taht EBBRYwun lissened too teh operer awn teh radidio awn Caturdai. Nao tehy doan doo taht ennymoard. Dat gibs me a sad.
Oh, altosinger, sum ov us still duz! (nawt offen, but wunce in a wile) I useta lissen wif mai Dadkitteh, or watch it awn teh PeeBeeEss teevee. So lissenin to teh operer reminds me ov mai Dadkitteh an gibs me a happitayl. Awl taht lissenin gabe me a luv of teh classikul moosics, tu.
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*an* tihs seesun, teh Met is broadcastink sum ov its shows into teh reglar moovie teeaters. Caturday affernoons an agin awn Day-Affer-Caturday. If yoo search online fer it, yoo kan find a teeater in yur area dat is shoing it.
Ai maiself haz nawt yet scene wun ov these but ai herd tell they ar veree gud. Ar neerest wun iz 30 miles away in South Bend.
Ai dint think to luk online. Thanks, PB2K!
Yu’r moas welcum, JCH4K!
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I haz nawt bin to wun yet, an I fink teh seesun iz dun soon.
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I hoeps I can git to see wun – we jes missed La Boheme (wuz last Caturday) an it luks liek teh las wun is La Fille du Régiment on teh 26th ov April.
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I iz horribly luckee – I libs only abowt 2 miles frum 1 ov teh teeaters, and 10 miles frum a sekund.
Dat’z wunnurful. Ai furgotted tu trun it awn awl de tiem. Oh, dai aftur
Caturday iz/ can be Sunnydai, oar jus Sundy oar Bunday wen iz Eestur.
Sunnydai iz fur baksz ina sunbeemz .
Ai’ll luk, but ai’m pritty shur teh neerest wun iz eiver in seattle oar Spokane—bofe of witch iz menny myles awai. Ai lubs libbin in teh countree, butt teh traydoff iz taht u haz tew pervied ure oan ennertaynment.
Awww. Cudnawt open tu se babehz. wud hab tu putz awn chrg, (wdoi) burger papur hat an rap wif scraf oar snood tu avoyd splrt if cud se dem. Ai suportz alley cat allies tu spay and return theze ware dey blawgz. Hoap yu fined gud hoamz fur awl dem. (Bof yu wif de babehz)
Kittehs r teh cyut. I wants me sum kitteh bebes! (cants have right nao, do) wen I wuz but a kit myself, we had mama cat on farm who always let me teech her bebes to drink milk from pan. Nuttin more fun dan bebe kittehs!
So kyoot!!! *sigh* WANT!!
Mah sister’s frend’s (mostly wild/stray) kitteh had 3 behbehs last week. They is 5 daze old today. Cant mew, only skweeks! Gray tabbies wit whyt feets.
*sez shyly* I has alreddy put in mah order – in teh erlee summer when they is beeg enuff, purrhaps wun uv those tabbies culd cum to liv wit meh!??!
Oh, I hoeps so, gremlin! I hoeps yoo kan git a kitteh ov yur bery own!!
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*crosses fingers an paws fer gremlin*
Srsly, NEbuddy wivin a few hrs drive ov Dallas that wants a kitten or 2 should get in touch. abigailm at earthlink dot net
teh 2 tabbys an teh blak (rly very dark tabby) wiv white collar ar boys
Whut are teh other ones?
Duh, LCB! Duz yu needs a refreshur cours on teh burdz and teh beez?
Depends. Will it be open book or hands-on?
Iz yoo demanning lab seshuns? Hee hee.
Haow duz kitteh haz a burd oar bee???
Oooohhh! Bebbehs! I wishes I had bebbeh kittehs. After I moov, mebbe tehn.
*SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!*
Teh bebbehs am beyootimuss.
MummahKitteh shore luks happy demz arrived!!
TWELVE weeks, abbycat…
teh kittnz needz tyme 2 lern proper cat bhayvyr frum teh mamacat; also dey needz 2 beet up on teh littrmayts (en get beet up on) 2 lern haow 2 not yuze klawz wen playin. teh longer dey stayz wif mamacat, teh nicer pets dey wil b wen dey duz go 2 frevvr howmz.
Teenie, well … OK ,,, gud reesons to wate 12 weeks. But tehn they so growwed up, new adopti — adot — new fambly duzzent get to know them wen theyre speshully cyuut. But I always like to see peeple take two together, so they keep playin together.
non-LOLspeak — too hard –
I’m reading that the research over the last ten or twenty years is showing that there are no drawbacks, and some definite benefits, to early spay and neuter. As early as two or three months. The kittens recover much faster than the bigger cats. So if I keep them that long, I can do it, and know they won’t be making more generations from this particular line of feral cats. The humane society will reimburse most of the cost.
And, oh, Tidmun, you are right she must be glad to have finally had them. I photoshopped it out, but she had several red patches on her back that looked like sores. First one, and then two, and then four. The kittens must have been kicking, or making her back really sore. They weren’t infections, just places she had licked and licked and licked till the fur was gone. It’s growing back now.
Ohai abbycat,
ai feel sew happytayl dat yew am kynd an lubbin tew dis Mama Kitteh,an
been der fer her in her tyme ob need.Frum teh befoar an after pics,she luks
sew mush happier an helfier.
Ai haz teh warm fuzzies bowt dis storee,an yew am doin teh bestest fer her
an teh Bebbehs.
Keep us poasted awn teh progress.
Only TEN commandments????
Well… tehre was 20, but I dropded sum onna wai down…
But the ten that were dropped were good ones, like:
Thou shalt play nice in the sandbox wid da other kittehs….
thou shalt goez boo boo nd bee bee oanly in teh liddurbocks.
And they borked into 26 peeces?
1. Thou shalt Alwayz yoose thy hoomins stummick as a springbord
2. Thou shalt Beware the evill vaccuum cleener
3. Thou shalt not Climb up what thou cannot climb down from
4. U shawlt Do 2 hyoominz wut u wantz do 2 u
5. U shawlt Eetz, butt nawt til u art stuft liek teh kitteh wiv teh 23″ weighst
6. U shawlt Fux teh hyoominz blindz
oops! haha – r we possed to trow salt ober r shoolders er somtin?
4. Thou shalt Danz nicely wit uther kittehs
5. Thou shalt Eat yur nom noms onlee on teh floorz-hoomin fuds not fur u
6. Thou shall Fank teh cieling cat ebery dai for the buteefullness of life
Thou shalt not Disgrace teh Kittehs bai getting tu familyr wif thy hoomins
Thou shalt Explore thy domain repeetidlee – espeshully teh bits behind closed doors
Thou shalt Fite thy nayburs goggie
Thou shalt Gib lovinz to yoor hoomin ebery dai.
Thou shalt Hiss at da goggie
Thou shalt Igno..ing…ig…nawt pay tenshun tu da udder hoominz.
U shawlt Juggle little scraps of paper with Joy.
U shawlt Kill mowsies only owtside, and not bring in peeces.
U shawlt do LOL-worthy things offen for teh camera.
Thou shalt not Go into places where you could get stuck.
Thou shalt Hiss soundly at all perceeved enemies.
Thou shalt lick the Ice cream in the bowl when no one be looking.
Thou shalt be Jealous of everyone else in your hyumon’s life.
Thou shalt suffer (accept) your hyumon’s Kisses.
Thou shalt Love your hyumon, sorry creature that he or she may be.
Thou shalt ketch menee Mausies.
Thou shalt NomNomNom to thine hart’s content.
Thou shalt sit befoar awl closed doorz an meow loudlee until teh ar Opened unto yoo,
Thou shalt Mush the hyoomins with yer paws if you so desires
Thou shalt NAWT allow hoomins to give u baffs (unless absolootey Nessessary due to fleez or litturbox acksidents
Thou shalt OWN yr domain and let no othuer kittehs rule but u!
Thou shalt Pee in strange and hidden places.
Thou shalt dart Quickly through an opened door, sending your hyumon into deep distress.
Thou shalt Run to da kitchen whenever you hear the can opener in use.
Thou shalt Sleep, then eat, play, use litterbox, then Sleep the rest of the day.
Thou shalt Throw up at every opportunity, preferably either in front of da hyumons, or at least on dere valuables (bonus points for keyboards)
Thou shalt hide Under the bed when they get out the cat carrier.
Thou shalt View other animals with disdain
Thou shalt Wiggle your butt of doom
Thou shalt X-ist only to look beautiful
thou shalt Yoose care in selecting teh best furnichoor for skraching.
Thou shalt Zero in on any toes taht wiggul under teh blanket
thou shalt upchucky too
thou shalt vex yr owners
thou shalt whine whenever yew decide it’s time to eat……mostly any time
sry for teh dups/ shudda refreshed/ oh well
Dey wur wurf it.
Ai usetur hab dis kined ub litul tukzy. wuz naim “Attila, de Hunny” Hur mama wuz demun frum hel but she wur a berry naice gurl.
Thou shalt leave smelly little Yellow stains that never really wash out.
Thou have always been, and always will be, the Cat; the ZENITH of all kreation.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ to ebberybuddee for this alfabetikon!!!!!
Oh, cheezfrenz – yoo haz owtdun yorselvs!
What a beautimus list. Wun uv teh absolut bestest!
@@@@@ tyms elebenty for teh list!
dis “z” for zenith da best ob all.
@@@@@@@@@@ burgers fr eberybuddy!
And Zauberflote’s choklate cake for all to celebrate the list!!!!
*happee sigh* we haz outdun arselves.
{{{{{hugs}}}}} to awl.
An- sum CHAWKLIT CAEK??? An ai spy, wif mai liddle aie, sum vanilla eyes creem awn teh tabul there.
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Burgerz fresh frum teh grill fur awl Cheezfrenz!!!!!!
Bestest liszt-Evva!!!
The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen…
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Oy! Ten! Ten Commandments to obey!
“Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?”
“Yes, I hear you, I hear you… a deaf man could hear you!”
“What?!”
Ai alwaiz thot that mite bee teh problem. . .
Heer meh! Heer meh! Teh Lord…teh Lord Jahoba gibs unto u dese fibteen (drawps tablet) Oy. TEN! Ten komman…comman…gud roolz for awl tu obay!
Abraham Kitty gets a test…
…but he didn’t study.
4-wai tie! Ty-boo-teek be bizzy todai.
C Cat sed to Abraham “kill me ur kid”
Abe said man u must has cameras hid
Cat said noes, Abe said whut
Cat sed u canz bleev whut u wanna but
Teh next time u sees me comin u better git
Well Abe sed whare u wants this killin did?
God said out on JCH4K Blvd.
Yu so talunt!
Yur talint, LCB….it iz awsim!!
Luk liek 2 crazy old lady but ai nawt sed so. Ne wun hoo wud ware grene
shuze pritty much gotz tu be
bhaahahahahahaahahahahahhhhahahahahahahah
By “all”, he meens “all the mousies”?
Cuz dat’s kitteh’s specia- speshult- spshhh – kitteh is gud at it!
Ai think kitteh is beeing sedooced by teh dark sied…
*pssssttt**, hey bub…come ver to teh dark side (we haz kookiez!)
um… r teh cookies chawklit chip?
dark sied iz sownding pretty gud…
Basement cat purrtendin to bee da Ceiling cat?
O NOEZ….we in big trubble naw!
ya, howd him git up der??
Catapawlt!
i gess i dids aks.
shhhh iz sekret…
okee, ai tellz yu:
him is ventr… venter… tawlks usin uther peepls moufs.
Yes kitteh, kill awl teh invisibul meeses an awl teh dust-bunnees an speshully awl teh string tings!
Is kitteh-kat plaitym heer – taht’s gonna be wun sry pees ob scood-up shynee payper wen Amber’s finished wiv it!
Awlso kill teh movin lumps undr teh blanky n sheets awn teh hoominbed. Claws mus b yoozd or dey no b killded.
Tux kit chooz teh paff dat’s cleer — tux kit chooz free wil!
free willee?
okee kitteh, but onlie iffn yu can eet teh hole thing.
Ceiling Cat wud nebber tell enny kitteh to killz ennywun!!1!1 Mebbee teh Ceiling Cat ur talkin too iz reelee Basement Cat. Better watch ur stepz!!11
Kitteh jes tinks hims heres Ceiling Cat; (who wud nebber ebber tells him tu do suches a fing!)
Hokay, iyf itz nawt CC, hu izzit?
Wel, trufe be tolde, itz Basement Cat, hu bees rlly guud ayt throweing hims voyce!
Kitteh, doan lysten!! Tell hims, “Go Way, Bad Basement Cat”.
Kittteh is sayin, “yu cant fule me — yr not ceeling cat!” Luk at teh suspishun in taht fase!!
Purhapps it is a ceeling RAT!!!
U can has meh tu bild an arkboat? RIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Wutz a cubit?
Hao lawng can u tred watur?
Okay, if u insistz.
Kitteh ownlee hears those voices when heh doesn’t take hims meds.
Or cud beez Diabeetus Kitteh and taekz too much insoolinz for himz own goodz.
Babylon 5, if’n yer awld enuf to membre
Londo kitteh:Wai dunt yu ellimunaet teh entyur maus hoemwurld whyul yur at it?
Mr. Morden kitteh: Wun ting at a tym, Ammbassadur. Wun ting at a tym…
lol!
YAY! foar Babylon 5!
I can’
(Sorry for double post. Something went wrong.)
I can’t do my fave Morden quote in LOLspeek. It won’t parse for me.
MORDEN: What about you, Vir? What do you want?
VIR: I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head
and put it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favors come at too high a price. I’d look up at your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. (flutters his fingers) Could you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Teh ceilin kats. Him tells mees to do fings.
Ceiling-cat finds a willing warrior to slay the “longcat” trolls
KILLZ DEM AWL AN LETZ CEILING CAT SORTZ DEM OWT!
sooooooo cute and aborbl
iz diz ur cat????
Ceiling Cat has sure been gettin’ da mileage dis week…
Yeah, huh?
hao cum yu dunt sownd liyk Ceililng Cat? yu sownd moar liyk Basement Cat or tacgnol! awae wif yu, teh ebilness!!!1!111!!1
moar signiffigunt wurds nebbur spoken……………………..
sumtimez ceelin cat yoozed as exkyooss when kittehs goes on murdir spreezes
ceeelin’ cat mayd me do it
Dass troo—an itz a craiin shaym. Fing iz, wee awl hab teh free will an kan chooz wut we duz foar owrselves. Ceilin Catt nebber foarcez uss.
WHY, wurdpress, did u switch mee back too mah old link.
Diddun I hoof u hard enuff erlee-ur?
*shnrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kafleen, Ai fink Wurd Pretzel iz habbing funses wif yu;
Him lieks tu here yu goe: “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”!
(Us must fink ov a playn tu geddum bak).