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jus dont do da ymca dance. plez. day wil laf at yoo.
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mom sed…..not 2 closse.
U gonna let the oranj kitteh do ur not segund dansing for u?
I tink da slow musik in order for dis o kayshun.
Slo dansin
An swayin too teh mewsik
Slo dansin
Juss mee an mai gurl…
ohh *sigh* doze wuz teh dais!
Dansin wid mai hubby to dat sawng—lawng, lawng ago.
Nawt Secund – VE DANSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comcatularashuns, Karen! on f-f-l! If dis b jr hi, wii needs punch to drink, an mebee Jonny Mathis singin?
ai agreez wif zauberflote, wii shud haz punch adn jonny adn a choklit caek!
Sownds wunnerful! An punsh iz mush betteh tahn lemonayd wif teh choklit caek!
conga-rat-chew-ashuns, Karen! Gud 1!
sob
no boddy wawnts 2 danse wif teh orinj wuns.
awwhh poor gingers *pat pat*
ai iz reellly wondrin y eberrybuddy iz sayin teh bad stuff abowt teh ornj kittehs. I hz had 3, an onlee wun ob dem is teh least bit, um, fisetee shall wii say. But none ob dem is poysnows!!!!! So there, pthththbt!
well, it wuz bayst onna lolcat long ago, hoo wuz knot oranj, butt he wuz konched out on teh floor wiff sum toi mausys arond him, an teh clossest won wuz oranje (the maus). Teh Kapshun wuz “teh oranje wons iz poyson”. It wuz a gud kapshun for teh pic, but peepz kept repeeting dis “teh oranje is poyson wheneber a orang kitteh was in teh pic.
Time 2 put this meme to sleep, I say. Day iz sooo kyute—I want!!!
We still has sum orinj peeps leff over fum Easter acause I splained to Esther that the orinj wuns are poisin.
pthththbt? Does yo wanna take a minnum to add dat to the wiki? Or does ebbebody know a Bronx cheer when dey hear one?
Razzberryz = Bronx cheer
JOhnson the orinj cat would like you all to know the orinj cats are the friendliest and the furriest and the floppiest!
oar teh redheds…
tehy runned awai frum me… wurse den teh rats b4 teh pyed pyper…
nebuddy wanna danz?
Ai wud lurv 2 dans wif u, kitsunerina!
No promisez ob hao wel ai kan dans, ob kors, but ai’b awlwaaz hadda sof spawt 4 redhedz. Tehy haz a lawt ob twinkul in tehir aiz, n mischief awn tehir myndz!
corse, cuz we has myndz!
an mischeff is moast twinkullly, doncha think?
*danz* thank yu, ai feelz speshull naow.
Oanley orinj wuns Ai knoew uv taht bee poysinous ar frogses;
Orinj Souf Merkin frogses be verree dedlee.
Haow tihs crost oaver tu kittehs, Ai haz noe ideear.
(Doan fink dere wuz enny iyntermarrage iynvolvud.)
One, two, three, four, oops. ouch. one, two, three. uh one, two, three, ouch.
Yew musta bin at mai jr. high dans caws taht’s x -aclee teh wai it wint ..
Mai toses still hert!!
congashuelacez on nawt secund, Karen. Danz nd drinkiez ub yur choys?
Teh orinj wuns cud danse wif me if deys cloz is not owt!
Datz wut i wuz thinking. Dere iz tooooo menny pointee endz visible.
Teh shapperowns iz watchun. Kant get tew cloes.
And dey gots teh spottlte trayned on mii!! I bedder B gud (4 now)!!!
haz too left pause no can danse gud
TheCatWhoCriedLol????
Wutt a name!
I is tranfixxed wiff teh cyooreeositee!
Ware dat name cum frum?
Itz gott 2 bee relayted too teh boi hoo craid wolf, donchoo fink?
Ai wud hav said moar liekly “Teh Cat Who. . .” buks. But purrhaps the owner ov teh nayme will enliten us?
an guise – gud nite- it’z veree layte heere in Meeshigun.
Yup! Taht’d bee mai gess, too…
Wolf crier=Cat loller
leaf room for teh holee spirit!!
Hehe, I has flashbacks to school; “Six inchez between couples! Six inches! No closer!”
We wuz tolded ‘Gawt 2 leeve a fuut foar teh Holee Spirut”.
.
(“Holee Spirut shud looz some bluddy wayte” we finked.)
If teh Holee Spirut is incorporeal (too tired to spell that in lolspeak), y wud it need spayce?
*skratchin hed*
i asked sister maree joseph dat wunce n i gots teh detenshun
“donut stay out 2 layte; teh Holy Ghost goes 2 bed at midnite!”
fanks goodnees dat means at 12:01 we can start to partay!
invsble danz prtner bestest, they dun maek funs ov yoo! plus can be az pritte az yoo can imagin!
naither duz fuzzeh stufft snaeks…
ai took wun as mai dayt to teh skool danz wuns… eben got mai picshur in teh skool noos.
ai noes tihs shudn’t bug mee, but…ai feel ignoreded awl ov teh sudden.
ai kan haz lurv?
{{{{no1}}}} yew iz lubbed!! mrowwwwww, rubs rubs, skritches, more rubs!!
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{{{{{{{{{{marmalade kitteh}}}}}}}}
Why, no 1! How tucching ub u. I has a kweer littul reespect fur u fur reecheeng
owt an askeeng furr a lub!
{{{{no1}}}}
PS
U noe, ebburreewun is SUMwun, an is speshul…..
at leest too teh donkee….and U know Hoo….
voldemort?!!!
O.O
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Ai noe how yoo feel. Maybee it’z teh lak ov burgerz? ai pheel lonelee awl teh teim wiffaut them. Ai dunt haz ene idea if enewun iz reeding enething oar not.
Ai DOOO do wish tehy wud giv them bak. It just feels so rong.
Yoor rite, Janet… Soo lonlee wifowt the burgerz….
*Hellooooo….* See, jus a ekko owt tehre.. * Hellooooo*
NE buddee owt tehre???? tehre .. tehre .. tehre.. tehre .. tehre..
{{{{{idansdandans}}}}}}
Maybee wee needs to go to teh burgerz again an throw arselves upawn ar nees an beg reel hard.
Hav yoo been? ai don’t remember.
Ai’m off to bed now – but – ai wuz glad yoo were heer. Loneliness iz far moar skeeree than ai ebber thot.
Yup, I haz bin tehre, beggin 4 burgerz… I miss em lotz!!! Itz lonlee, Srsly..
Nite, nite..
Glad yore bak!
Excuse me, but I deny the general assumption that people on the forums speak in fractured and misspelled English, at vein attempts to arouse humor in the fellow comrades. Nice lolcat, by the way.
vain
Unless he meend ‘bluddy’…
Sailing, sailing, ober the pounding vein …
Who are you? Who WHo, WHo WHo?
Only phlebotomists make vein attempts!
o mann, doan bemynd mee!!! I hayts it whin tehy miss my veins!! I can has tiny banes and hayts 2 git stiked twise!
O sowwy kitkay. neeeeedelses r nawt fun.
Anyaun seed Tidmum 2dai? I wundered bout the danma… the dolna… the spotty goggie wut wuz @ da drs. Iz kai?
Ohai SweetMotherOfMars,
Sorrree ai nawt been heer tewdai mush-berree bizzee wib kids an chores-Skool Hollydayze mess up mah tyme awn pyuter!!.
.
Fanks fer askin bowt Mungo.Himz gawt a nastee chest infecshun-nawt teh
sinister fing we thot it mite be!!Mah Daddeh an Me am soo releeved.Phew!
Chest infekshun still beez nasty,but treetable, an Mungo Bungo Buggins will
be feelin bedder soon.
Mah poor Daddeh wuz in peeces awl dai waitin fer news.
Teh Dokker Ladee lurved ower liddle Sunshine Boi-but she wuz teh pleezed
dat him wuz goin hoam-He ’sang’ tew dem AWL dai!!
Himz lukked soo owld and dejekkted wen we got der-but teh Happytayl
danses he did neerly made him fawl ober wib joi wen he saw us!!
Hooraz fur tingz dat kin bee fixt!!
U r rite doh, chezt eenfec… ineef… crud iz bahd ‘nuf.
Welkom homz tu Mungo! Nawt nedz to seyrnayd Dokker Ladee 2tay!
snurt
mebbeh wuz sed in humuruss vein? At any rate, wuzz all in vain.
Weather vane oar nawt- wuz an attimpt..
I so glad u sed that, iddd. I wuz noeing dere wuz a weather vane joke lurking in dere sumwhere, but i cudn’t thining uv it.
Fanks…
Luv yer blog…
I b thanking yew, tew.
yew kin b visiting wheneber yew like.
{{{{iddd}}}}
mebbee he meant vane; az iyn ‘weather vane’?
Nah, doan fink so:
Mebbee sumwun shud aks Dr. Who?: “Wut??”.
Ohhhhhh, Gud Greef; fergit mai ‘weather vane’ kommint;
Ai sea sebberal Cheezfrens haz beeted me awreddy *Blush*
(Az teh tortoise iyn tihs rayce, Ai haz finallee showed up)
Glad yew maded it!!!
Evreebodee iz welcum!!!
Somnambulist kitteh somnambulates.
He somnambulates his way to teh fridge then eets everything up.
Somnambulist kitteh nomnambulates
@@@@@@@@@@ !! yay LCB!
Win.
Blamz it all on Ambien.
two phunny, lol! ai thot teh kitteh wuz thinkin “teh kootees, u haz tehm”
liddle did ai noow.
I fink it’s da last danse – Starewai to Heven is playin – anywun ever danse to tthat in jr high?
o yes! that wuz teh theme of 1 of teh proms i went 2. climbin teh stairway 2 heben in chuncky heeled brown leather sandals. good times.
Yeah! an den by da end, the musicks all crazy loud but da cupples are sloe dansin all romantikal-like! ( if yoo call shuffling in curculls “dansin”!)
yoo allus kno hooz going steddy by hooz still sloe-dansin in sekund haf ob stairway to hebben
we guys lubbed dem sandals, iffen it came down to chasing, der wus no way der babe could outrun us if she wus wearing dem. good times.
I fink tehre iz onlee 2 prom themz.. Stairwai 2 teh stars and… Sowth Pasifik
no, teherz 3 – aslo “Hao Deep iz yur Luv”
(i kan haz hi skool in late 70’s
)
(i kan also haz no prom datez an goez to moovees wit gurlfrenz insted, no big loss, bettr tanh 3 howrz ob teh disko)
Has you heard the Led Zep out/take – take/off disk titled ‘Hairway to Steven’ ? Pretty kewl.
BRAENZZZZZ
WOFW, I wike that pictuwe! I wuv it wike I wuv fish and ice cweam!
(ROFL, I like that picture! I love it like I love fish and ice cream!)
catfish al-a-mode?
or perhps Vanilla wiff anchovee sause?
Sammon Trax???
Lolbster sorbay??
Choklit codfish chunk?
1fish 2 fish bloofish bitz???
ur bewbs. i will has dem…
Onlee in teh Nawty Barn!!! Nawt in pubic! (?!?!?) uuuhhh… PUBLIC!!
For real: I saw tihs in teh newspaper oncet: “Pubic Schools To Lose Funding”
I wuz tinkin sumpin like dat…
yew got 2 sekkinds to lawk dem in yur memmery cause after dat, memmry will be all yo has.
Lol, very cute
I stanz heer, graspz yr showldrz, and swey. Dat b dansin, riet?
How bouts aye grabs yer showlderz frum behine and wii can has start ob a Conga-(rats) lyne?
Muzt b veree lawng conga-ratz lyne tu b sew far frum nawt sekund.
i LOLd. teehee!
wow…you know I have to be honest, I did not like that “Come Together” parody on Youtube that lolcatz did, but this site among others is renewing my interest in the “funny pics” genre
WTF?
idk.
Well fank goodness we hasn’t driven you away, renewing yer interest was a pretty hig priority for us, please feel free to frequent the other sitez that are among dem wuts renewink yer interest.
so does those treadmarkz run, oh I N O, across yur ear or hairlin or sumfin?
or iz they confined to yer unnershortz?
Solly, yoo bee nise, oar ai’ll haf 2 gib u a tiem owt.
*snurt*
Deer mr. treadmarkz. Ai now nuthing ov teh “Come Togehter” parody on YouTube – but heer – thiz iz indeed a site that cud renew yur interest.
Ov corse, nawt awl threadz ar equallee funnee. Sum ar shining starz of pure brilliunz – an odders ar just pleasant an fun.
But – ai hav no dowt whatsomeebber taht this plaice iz a cloaz to hebben as menee ob us will get heer awn this urth.
ai agreez jchk, ai hav laffed harder at tihs site than ai haves at enny uther. adn lolcatspeak made mai heddy hert untils ai gots used two it
now ai think in it. scaree.
Ai haved a dans partner in joonier hai once. Waznt kitteh…waznt gud danser neether…
Wen ai wuz in joonyer hai, teh stoopy boiz woodnt dans, so we gurls wood dans wif eech otter. (Not close, dough!) An if a boi did ask wun uv us to dans, teh coach had to be abel to get a rooler between teh boi an teh gurl. An ai meen crosswise — not up an daown!
No sir, no nawty barn stuff in *our* skool gym!
at leest dey aksd…
kall me moses… teh boyz, tehy partd b4 meh liek skeered sheeps.
den, bowt seben yeers later, dey stawpped runnin so fast… still moar tehn a ruler awai tho.
Kitsunerina, yer making me larf wiff remembrance, ob corse dey did the red sea deal, yew wer a Gurl! The most scariest life form inna Jr High Skul boyz youniverse.Ob course sumwhere between Jr high and High skooll nature stpt in and made gurls MUCH more interesting and boys MUCH more interested. Timing is ebbeyting.
SolnEsther – this remayns a mysteree too mee. Wai doo teh boiz find teh gurlz so scaree? Ai hav awlwaiz found this to bee a puzzlement.
Wai, Janet, cuz wee are so byooteefull.
Absotivlee!
Frum teh “4 wut itz wurf” deepartment, ai rekawl finking taht teh gurlz wur difrunt enuf frum boiz taht ai kudent b shur hao tehy wud reakt 2 tingz ai wud saa. Ai kud joek wif boiz n nawt wurreh iffn tehy thot ai wuz funneh. Wif gurlz, it seemd moar im paw tent (2 meh) taht ai maakz tehm laff, n tehy wudend awlwaaz get mai joekz. It wuz im paw tent, 2 im paw tent, ai gess, 2 maak a gud impreshun, taht ai wud nawt, kud nawt relaks n jus b mai normul self (or, at leest as klos 2 normul as wuz possibul 4 meh).
It wuz worser, ob kors, iffn ai reelee liekt teh gurl, n wunted 2 maak a gud impreshun. Ai wud getz awl nurvus, so natshurawly wud nawt maak a gud impreshun. Ah… memoreez, nawt alwaaz so graat, tho tingz gotz lotz betterer in kolej n latur.
ai sertenlee hopez tehy get betterer, cuz aize alreddy in collij… tho thinkin bowt it, dey didnt run awai at teh last danz ai went to…
an gurls has teh sayme problem wif teh nervussness…
Junya Hi wuz long time ago, thank ceiling cat, an what I didnut furget I has tried to blok out, but I do rekall how danses went:
59 girls fast dansing in middle of dans floor
1 boy-girl Going Steady Couple (pleh) slow dansing to every song
All uther boys watching frum sidelines
I hopes uther peeps here had moar fun at their danses, but I bet not.
nope, not me
Noes, Ai doan has enny happeetayle memrees frum dose danses;
Ai haz a sad wen Ai finks ov dem;
( tymes muches bedder wen Ai gawt owlder-had boifrens & funses)
Mooooove closer…
Move your body real close until we
Feel like we’re making lurve
*DONKEE ON MEGAFONE*
Hey evverboddee! Doancha noe I started a parade? Cum an follow me and bring
your instruments and your voices!
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Ai been dere tihs A.M.—itz grate! Duz ennywun member a sawng awn (pleez doan laff too hard) Kaptin Kangaroo cawled Pussycat Parade? Itt wuz in teh erly 60’s—had a theem sawng and den diffrint sawngs foar diffrint catz. Reeeely cyoot.
so much win!!
nipoleean dinomyte kitteh sez:
‘i lieks ur sleevs. dey reel big.’
nuttin tew see heer.Moob alawng
Awwwww so cutez. I memberz dos daze! All my dantz partnurz waz invisiblz too.
dis pichur so tru. in juner high we tooked dans lessenz in gym an all teh bois still thought gurls had cooties.
“OMG I has to tuch a GURL?! GROOSSS!!”
this is really funny love it!!