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Smell deez…
duz it smellz liek cheezburgers?
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smell lyk cheetos!
cumgrashumashumz, Ambercat! dwink? danse? ovver sillybrayshumz?
Well, Ai tink it wud be lubbly if we awl joynd tugebber in a rowsin korus ob Teh Pinkee Pinkee Toe-pad sawng, wit opshunal compulsry prancing and capers! Ahfter tree:
Wun……..
Too…………..
Tree………………!!
Pinkee Pinkee Toe-pad! oh Pinkee Pinkee Toe-pad!
OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!11!!!
Pinkee Pinkee Toe-pad! Wii danse upawn owr…
PINKEE PINKEE TOE-PADZ!!!1!11!!!!
**Much capering, prancing, twirling, and gigloling!!
Pinkee pinkee towpad!!
Pinkee pinkee towpad!!
**moar twirling, adn gigloling,
Wii danse upawn owr…
**Moar prancing, and gigloling,
PINKEE PINKEE TOE-PADZ!!!1!11!!!!
**Moar capering, and gigloling!!
Ai fawt it went:
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*singz, akkompaneed bye teh fingderz*
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Teh Stinky Pinky Toezpadz klimbed up teh wawderspowt…
Down cayme teh rayn adn warshded teh kittehs out
Owt cayme teh sun adn drideded up awl teh rayme
Adn teh Stinky Pinky Toezpadz klimbed up teh spowt agen.
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*boughs stifflee frun wayst*
lol!
teh clevurness, yu haz it, woozled!
Gud wun, Woozled!!!!!!!
Caaperin an prancin ober here wile N1IP singz… offerin teh Jamaikan “stinkeefeet” froot to eet, an fizzy bevrijes for all.
An can sumbuddy pls pls tell me: I can see dat teh postin tiems hab changed, but I don hab dem figgered owt yet. Halp? I canna spend teh whole day wif cumpyooter on tryin to figger it owt
last wun wut sed 9 am strated bowt 12:15 pdt. Dis wun sez 11:40 am.Semed laik abowt ebbree
3 howrz, but wy in (apparently) Hawaii tiem wen de Cheezez is in Seattle? Iz furry cunfuzzing. Semez laik sum peepz up awl nite, nebbur slepez. We nedez
sum roolz rownd heer and splaning. Az we kepe cumming bak we startz tu
lurn stuffz but wud be gud fur noo bz speshlee tu hab button upa tawp tu reefur tu.
fanks, gma-greenshuz! I’m nawt so old heer maiself, but tehr uzeta be a 6:00 pm Esatern time one. Today it seemed to come at 5:40. And Saturday there was no 9:00 am…..maybee dey is tryin to bamboozl us?
Ai just poasted frum 10:21 EDT (GMT-5), an it sez 4:21 PM… so I’z is 6 hrs beehynd it (ahed ov it?)… taht puts it at GMT-11…
Midway/Samoa Island tyme. Oar wif teh Daylight Stoopid Time it might be GMT-10… which is Honawuwu Haw-why-hee…
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Haw-why-hee… ?
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Ebreybuddy Hula!!
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*hippyhippyswishswish wavypawswaveypawz hippyhippyswish…..*
*pawses to fink”
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(Ummmmm - mebbe Ai beddur nawk it orf wif teh “swishswish”… joo gaiz mite getz teh rong idea!!)
pinkee pinkee tow padz
pinkee pinkee tow pads dansee dansee
hula hula hippee shake
tihs gettin two be a cawmply-catted danse…
gettin dizzie,
goes in uther direshun to unwind
pinkee pinkee tow padz
tihs pichsur mayd me droole
luff teh pinkee pinkee tow padz
(danses off into the sunrize)
Oh! Where oh where iz teh grate LuvBJones!!!
We must prance an caper in hiz honor - an fur yoo, ov corse, deer Ambercat!
*prance prance caper caper*
♬ Pinkee Pinkee Toepads ♫
*prance caper prance caper*
♫ Pinkee Pinkee Toepads♬
*caper prance caper prance caper*
♬ ♬ ♥ ♥ ♪♪♪♪♪♪ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪ ♫♫♫♫♫♫
ooh! Sorree I’z late! But, bedder laet tahn nebber!
*prance caper prance caper*
*caper caper prance prance*
*prance caper prance caper*
*caper caper prance prance*
*prance caper prance caper*
*caper caper prance prance*
*prance caper prance caper*
*caper caper prance prance*
whew. dat’s a lot of prancin and caperin! I’z too owt ov bref to sing.
doan’t forgrotz teh paypers adn crantz!
so many capers!!! i can has cheezburger piccata????
howz u knowz dat iz sayz they smell like dog…
Dun Dun DunDaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ai so fergettfull….fergot to comagrachumalate Ambercat!! Maybee moar kaperin will ster up mai braanz bedder. Ai iz taeked a 50’s stile swim kap frum cweenmj’s CCC to kontane branez, iz workin reel good! See? wdoi! Liddle birdies an fwowerz!
(Kapers sum moar)
nawt freeeeeetoes? dat’s wut teh mamakitty feetsies smell laik
funny picture
sorry, english i guess
Whuts worser? teh smell of de feets or teh taste of de feets?
teh agnee of de feets, ov corss!
~~ trill of victory ~~
LOLZ, gud wun!!1!
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Nice furst
Conkatchulaceshuns, Ambercat on yur nawt second! For dans? A lil sof shu? Toes n jam? Hao u gonna sillybrate?
Ai think Toes n Jam wud bee moast appropreeate!!1
Ai’ve got sum reelee fresh an tastee whole grayn bred heeer - frum bakeree wif NO preservativ oar udder bad stuff.
*slice slice slice slice sclice*
An sum yumee budder. . .
An - heer - ai browt up frum the basement mai own raspberree jam frum last sumer. Still a bit left. an heeer iz also sum plum butter. Trai it - reelee gud!!!
Ai think there iz enuf fur awl, so pleez help yurselvez.
OOOOO, JCH400000000000K!! Yum yum yum, so gud!
U r good preserver-cook! I liekz bof thoz flavurs muchly! Ai will bring sum gluten-free bread from Sami’s for ennybuddee else who wants it. Makes teh mahvelus toste! (an alreddy sliced, too, whut will dey think ob nekst?? 
I b thainking u Janet..
Mmmm. nom, nom, nom.
*speeking wif mouf full:
dis ish scho gub. Amb u med if yoosf? Wunmrfl.
nomnomnom berry gud! nomnom fank oo, jch4k! nomnomnomnom
Ohh, ai LUBBS teh razzleberry jam! NOMNOMNOMmmmmm. We yewsed tew maek owr oan jamb wen wee libbed at a plaise wif a razzleberry patch—itt wuz teh NOM, yummiest!
Trik or treet! Smell mah feets!
Giv meh gushyfuds to eet!
snicker-snicker-snicker-snicker-snicker
i givs u 5 snickers fur ur grate commint!
Snickers iZ yummy…
Taht wuz wut ai finking…wunderd hoo wood bring itt upp!
Da frill ob victree and teh agonees ob defeets.
er yah. jinx?
dey awr nawt az bad az yur feets!
Arg! De little peenk jellybeen toeses-SpLORT
Poysen has never smelled so sweet!
Bweeep! Bweeep!!! CCC cumming thru!!!! Make way!!!
Hi Kim — never saw a toesies splort afore!
But I b thinking u shud recubber ok.
Let’s see. *sowndz uv rummaging in deh CCC.
Heer wii go. *Plugz in deh Braynez Recubbering Vacuuum Musheen.
BRVM (it sez its name when it runz.)
There, tah wuz kwick. it sukked up awl deh brayne into deh liddle
plastic pan. Now wii just dumping dem bak into deh hed. *tuk, tuk.
*moar rummaging sowndz.
Heerz a 1950s style bavving cap, cutesy uv Gibbocatz Ty-Booteek.
Very gud splort container. It will holding yer braynesez in berry nicely.
And deh ever effective possum shaped chokklit, and a beverage of yer choice.
Wut dat? Chokklit martoonee? cumming rite up.
Der ya go, cumplete wif teh whipped topping adn chokklit sprinklez. Adn just a touch uv deh peppermint schawpzz.
Noaw wii tuk u in wif dis nise sofftee blankee and ur awl set. U rest heer 4 a few minits. ‘K?
Cweenmj, u is such a good nurse wif the CCC! Ai see u hab dekorated teh swim kap wif liddle birdies an fwowerz, berry nise tutch!
Y, yes, wii must never 2 b sacrificing teh fashunablnesses 4 deh
prakticality uv deh splort containing. Teh bavving caps wif deh
dekorashunz r beeing deh hite uv fashun dis year.
I fings dey mush bedder tahn CHRG, cos u kan put teh strap unner ur chinn!
Me too…teh ducky tape hurts when I tri to pull it offa mai hed!
Oh sank yew, I feels mush betta. This photo is screamsaver worthy.
We gawts a BRVM? Ai did nawt noe taht!! Ai haz bin uzin’ teh ole corn brrume adn shubbul adn dustp… uh… braymes-pan!
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Joo noe, Ai iz lyke teh Timm Taylor (aaaugh aaaugh aaugh!)… wif a little ajustmint ai could prolly gibs it Moar Power!!(aaaugh aaaugh aaugh!).
*openz tawp of teh BVRM, pu’z owt Swizz Narmee nyf, commences teh tinkerfication…*
*nyuk, nyuk, nyuk*
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what flava toe jam iz dat be?
Apercat
Purrsimmon
ornge marmalaade, obivuslee!
Nawt Sarsparilla
Catawba grape?
booberry
cherry
dillberry (?)
berry necessary!
eldrrberry
figgy jam
graype
H - weer on H!
huckleberry
ice cream, berry flavah
juniper berries
kakkle berreez
lemon berreez
melon berreez
n. . .
nutty berreez?
Ornije marmeylayd
Persimmin prezerfs
Quince jam on quackerz
rayzin berreez
snozzberreez
t…
thistle berreez
u…